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U.S. News posted this week (11-17 Aug 2019) in Review

De'Von Bailey was running from police, shot four times, video shows

Attorney General William Barr Declares War On The General Public

Tinton Falls cops held father and daughter at gunpoint, shot their dogs: Lawsuit

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‘Easy Rider’ Peter Fonda dead at 79: ‘Please raise a glass to freedom’

The Lee Harvey Oswalding of Epstein

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Alarm as Trump Requests Permanent Reauthorization of NSA Mass Spying Program Exposed by Snowden

50-YR OLD HAITI OFFICIAL, Slated To Testify Against Clinton Foundation Corruption Next Week, Found DEAD In Miami With “Gunshot to the head”

Mrs. Buttigag Reportedly Helped Create Phone System To Alert Illegal Aliens About ICE Raids

Lone Shooters, Terrorism, and Semantics

‘Zero Emission’ Electric Cars

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Epstein Autopsy Finds Evidence He May Have Been Murdered

The Original "Bullitt" Mustang Is Headed to Auction

Here Is How China Is Really 'Paying' For Tariffs

Lindsey Graham slams Dem colleagues for brazen warning to Supreme Court

Escaped Cow that became Social Media Sensation is Shot and Killed by Deputies

Poll: Farmers Support Tariffs On China

Court Suspends 2 Prosecutors' Law Licenses for Covering up Brutal Police Beating

Radical Indoctrination: Coming to a Public School Near You

Who Inflicts the Most Gun Violence in America? The U.S. Government and Its Police Forces

Cops Still Love Their Armored Vehicles

Farmers Hit Back as USDA Chief Mocks Those Harmed by Trade War as “Whiners”

Mark Levin Rips Into Rand Paul Over Iran

The Out Of Touch “Car Guy”

Why Facts Don’t Change Our Minds

Dem 2020 Platform seen in 391 BC Greek Comedy

Hong Kong protesters sing US anthem, with US flags, against Chinese tyranny during airport occupation

UN To America: Open the Border, Kill More Babies

FBI Orchestrated Terror Plots to Frame Patsies as White Nationalist Terrorists

The Case for Legalizing Organ Sales

With Latest Trade War Gambit, Trump Administration Admits Americans Are Paying Tariff Costs

Trump Suggests 'Red Flag' Laws Be Used to Take CNN Anchor Chris Cuomo's Guns Away After Viral 'Fredo' Outburst

Rand Paul Would Undermine Trump’s Iran Policy

Trump administration releases new 'public charge' rule making it easier to reject immigrants

Republican Actors

Chris Cuomo Proves He's An Idiot

Iran is now counting on Rand Paul and his allies to salvage Obama's disastrous nuclear deal

Russia admits nuclear reactor blew up during missile test 250 miles from Moscow

WATCH: CNN’s @ChrisCuomo threatens Trump Supporter: “I’ll throw you down the stairs like a f***-ing punk!”

Leaked Documents Show Executive Order Would Create Real Internet Speech Police (White House is Planning Executive Order to Censor the Internet )

Prison worker’s 4Chan post 10 minutes before news of Jeffrey Epstein’s death hit media: “…guy in a green dress military outfit… switched him out”

Aaron Sandusky Has Spent 7 Years in Prison for Selling Medical Marijuana

Woman Installs Hidden Cameras in Family Home, Sees Husband Poisoning Her Coffee

They Hate Us...Maybe We Should Start Accepting That And Respond Accordingly


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Title: A Glass of Wine
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Published: Jul 9, 2019
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Post Date: 2019-07-09 11:13:39 by IbJensen
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Views: 87
Comments: 3

A Glass of Wine

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and those who don't , and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand,

Ben Franklin said:

"In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials , scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.

However,

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer

(or rum, whiskey or other liquor)

because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

than to drink water and be full of shit .

VERIFICATION:

BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE DRINK A LOT OF WATER WHILE IN SESSION.

THIS EXPLAINS THE RESULTS THEREIN . . . .

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service

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#1. To: IbJensen (#0)

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

Ever heard the expression In vino veritas?

It means "in wine lies the truth".

A person under the influence of alcohol is more likely to speak their hidden thoughts and desires.

Seems like a good case to be made for politicians drinking on the job and during their speeches to constituents and potential voters.

Government is in the last resort the employment of armed men, of policemen, gendarmes, soldiers, prison guards, and hangmen.
The essential feature of government is the enforcement of its decrees by beating, killing, and imprisoning.
Those who are asking for more government interference are asking ultimately for more compulsion and less freedom.

Deckard  posted on  2019-07-09   11:47:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: IbJensen (#0)

Thanks for posting.

This is indeed funny !!!

Si vis pacem, para bellum

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." (Will Rogers)

"No one ever rescues an old dog. They lay in a cage until they die. PLEASE save one. None of us wants to die cold and alone... --Dennis Olson "

People that say money can't buy you happiness, have never paid an adoption fee

Stoner  posted on  2019-07-09   19:39:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Deckard (#1) (Edited)

Seems like a good case to be made for politicians drinking on the job and during their speeches to constituents and potential voters.

Willie Green  posted on  2019-07-10   17:40:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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