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Title: Nation Takes Break From Killing Babies To Mourn Death Of Cat
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Babylon Bee
URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/nation- ... g-babies-to-mourn-death-of-cat
Published: May 21, 2019
Author: Staff
Post Date: 2019-05-21 07:55:13 by IbJensen
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Views: 884
Comments: 2
U.S.—The nation took a break from cheering on the murder of babies to mourn the death of a cat, sources confirmed Friday. The country that kills nearly a million babies every year was shocked to learn that Grumpy Cat had passed away. Millions paid tribute to the funny feline, saying the cat had brought joy and cheer to everyone. This all happened in a country that's "totally cool" with slaughtering the unborn and doesn't shed a tear for the murder of an infant who survived a botched abortion. "We call for a moratorium on killing babies for a full hour while we think about how this animal has affected us all," said Planned Parenthood president Leana Wen. "It's so sad that a vulnerable, defenseless little creature like this has been lost to us. What kind of a nation would we be if we didn't care about the loss of innocent life like this?" "We'd be monsters."
Poster Comment: Hillary and Huma eat a fetus every morning for breakfast.
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#1. To: IbJensen (#0)
More fake news - Babylon Bee is a satire site like the Onion.
Government is in the last resort the employment of armed men, of policemen, gendarmes, soldiers, prison guards, and hangmen. And yet you took time out from your busy day to post this comment? Your handle would more appropriately be Dickhead.
Liberals are like Slinkys. They're good for nothing, but somehow they bring a smile to your face as you shove them down the stairs.
The essential feature of government is the enforcement of its decrees by beating, killing, and imprisoning.
Those who are asking for more government interference are asking ultimately for more compulsion and less freedom.
#2. To: Deckard (#1)
More fake news - Babylon Bee is a satire site like the Onion.
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