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Title: Nation’s Republicans Weep Bitterly Upon Learning Hillary Clinton Not Running In 2020
Source: The Burning Platform/Babylon Bee
URL Source: https://www.theburningplatform.com/ ... t-running-in-2020/#more-192818
Published: Mar 5, 2019
Author: Jim Quinn
Post Date: 2019-03-06 07:05:58 by Deckard
Keywords: None
Views: 46
Comments: 2

Via The Babylon Bee

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U.S.—Uncontrollable wailing could be heard across the land Tuesday as American Republicans from coast to coast wept bitterly upon learning that Hillary Clinton had finally announced that she will not be running for president in 2020, multiple sources confirmed.

“Please, God, let it not be true!” one sobbing Detroit man told reporters, explaining in between sniffles that a Trump vs. Clinton rematch would not only be a guaranteed victory for the president and embarrassment for the Democrats, but a spectacle of entertainment the likes of which the world has never seen.

“No more ‘hot sauce’? No more ‘WHY AREN’T I FIFTY POINTS AHEAD?’ No more ‘I’m just chillin’? No more ‘you’d be in jail’? This can’t be happening! Nooooooooo!”

Reporters tried to interview another conservative from California but were unsuccessful, as he was too busy screaming at the sky.

At publishing time, Democrats across the nation were seen embracing, dancing, and high-fiving. (1 image)

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#1. To: Deckard (#0)

Suicides predicted to skyrocket over this tragic news by Hillary worshipers by those with skulls full of mush.

Liberals are like Slinkys. They're good for nothing, but somehow they bring a smile to your face as you shove them down the stairs.

IbJensen  posted on  2019-03-06   7:39:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Deckard (#0)

It's certainly true that R's lamenting her decision not to humiliate herself further by not running is no different than when the D's seek to destroy Trump by destroying the country.

For the good of the R party, sure, Hillary should run. For the good of the country, it should be some D with integrity, like Tulsi Gabbard.

Pinguinite  posted on  2019-03-06   16:06:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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