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Title: We need a new cuckoo clock
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Published: Feb 24, 2019
Author: some wise ass
Post Date: 2019-02-24 07:50:52 by Tooconservative
Keywords: None
Views: 1984
Comments: 12
Well, the hours passsed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed in the least......... Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'.
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#1. To: Tooconservative (#0)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, Fag humor... two husbands. Ruined any chance of humor for me
I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح
One husband, not two. You're reading gaiety into this joke that isn't there. And the sneaky spouse was drinking margueritas, typically a woman's drink here in the States. Also, tripping on a coffee table drunk and farting is much funnier if it is a woman than a man. Ask your lady to read it and see if she thinks it's two husbands. Maybe you just have issues.
I thought it was a funny story. I laughed. Thanks for the humor.
You think he has a lady? Oh yeah, yukon in a tutu.
lol ~ he kicked your ass so bad, he’s still embedded in your snowflake brain.
I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح
yukon wuz hacked!
This was just a harmless joke thread. It wasn't about yucko or his gay husband. Maybe I should have stuck with my no-posting policy for LF. F'in trolls. You can't help yourselves apparently.
After re-reading the joke... I can see your point. Just didn’t make sense that a drunk woman would trip and fart. Sounds like something a dude would do.
I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح
Here's the (2007 suicide) comic Richard Jeni, explaining about women's farting habits.
We like red meat. It's too hard to resist.
This is why we can't have nice things. Bedtime.
Drunk dudettes trip and also fart.
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight
#2. To: GrandIsland (#1)
Fag humor... two husbands.
#3. To: Tooconservative, GrandIsland (#2)
#4. To: Tooconservative (#2)
#5. To: Fred Mertz (#4)
Yukon
#6. To: GrandIsland, LF Gay Canaries, Fred Mertz (#5)
#7. To: hondo68, GrandIsland, Fred Mertz (#6)
#8. To: Tooconservative (#7)
#9. To: GrandIsland (#8)
#10. To: Tooconservative (#7)
F'in trolls. You can't help yourselves apparently.
#11. To: Fred Mertz (#10)
(Edited)
#12. To: GrandIsland (#8)
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