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Title: The Tax Poem
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Published: Feb 10, 2019
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Post Date: 2019-02-10 07:36:41 by IbJensen
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Comments: 6

The Tax Poem

At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!

Tax his land,

Tax his bed,

Tax the table

At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,

Tax his mule,

Teach him taxes

Are the rule.

Tax his work,

Tax his pay,

He works for peanuts Anyway!

Tax his cow,

Tax his goat,

Tax his pants,

Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,

Tax his shirt,

Tax his work,

Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco , Tax his drink,

Tax him if he Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,

Tax his beers,

If he cries

Tax his tears.

Tax his car,

Tax his gas,

Find other ways

To tax his ass.

Tax all he has

Then let him know

That you won't be done

Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,

Then tax him some more,

Tax him till

He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,

Tax his grave,

Tax the sod in

Which he's laid.

Put these words

Upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me to my doom..."

When he's gone,

Do not relax,

Its time to apply

The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax

Building Permit Tax

CDL license Tax

Cigarette Tax

Corporate Income Tax

Dog License Tax

Excise Taxes

Federal Income Tax

Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)

Fishing License Tax

Food License Tax

Fuel Permit Tax

Gasoline Tax (44.75 cents per gallon)

Gross Receipts Tax

Hunting License Tax

Inheritance Tax

Inventory Tax

IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)

Liquor Tax

Luxury Taxes

Marriage License Tax

Medicare Tax

Personal Property Tax

Property Tax

Real Estate Tax

Service Charge Tax

Social Security Tax

Road Usage Tax

Sales Tax

Recreational Vehicle Tax

School Tax

State Income Tax

State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) Telephone Federal Excise Tax

Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax

Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes

Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax

Telephone Recurring & Non-recurring Charges Tax

Telephone State and Local Tax

Telephone Usage Charge Tax

Utility Taxes

Vehicle License Registration Tax

Vehicle Sales Tax

Watercraft Registration Tax

Well Permit Tax

Workers Compensation Tax

THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the hell happened? Can you spell "politicians?"

And I still have to "press 1" for English!?

!


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To pay for their realm of goobermint workers, or the empires each politician has built up taxing the hell out of everyone is the rule of the day.

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#1. To: IbJensen (#0)

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago

That's ignorant bullshit.

Willie Green  posted on  2019-02-10   11:11:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Willie Green (#1)

That's ignorant bullshit.

No more bullshit than what you dish out, stupido.

The multitudinous taxes began just after Woodrow Worthless Wilson was elected president!

Liberals are like Slinkys. They're good for nothing, but somehow they bring a smile to your face as you shove them down the stairs.

IbJensen  posted on  2019-02-10   11:19:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: IbJensen (#2)

The multitudinous taxes began just after Woodrow Worthless Wilson was elected president!

Bullshit... many go back to to the colonial period...

Get off your ass and learn some history instead of slobbering & beating your pecker over a bunch of bullshit partisan lies....

Willie Green  posted on  2019-02-10   11:27:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Willie Green (#3)

Get off your ass and learn some history instead of slobbering & beating your pecker over a bunch of bullshit partisan lies....

Willie You're about the most obnoxious respondent I've encountered here. You must be a juvenile if your consider wanking as anyone's pastime like your own.Too much of that self abuse could be the reason you're thinking is so convoluted.

It's plain to see that you're down in the shithole with the rest of the Democrat- Communist bastardly pansies.

Liberals are like Slinkys. They're good for nothing, but somehow they bring a smile to your face as you shove them down the stairs.

IbJensen  posted on  2019-02-10   12:05:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: IbJensen (#4)

You must be a juvenile if your consider wanking as anyone's pastime like your own.

I deliberately write in a style that is most easily understood by my intended recipient. If you can't get it up anymore when you abuse it, that's your problem, not mine.

But nobody cares about your erectile dysfunction... Your taxation disinformation is still bullshit.

Willie Green  posted on  2019-02-10   12:39:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Willie Green (#5)

deliberately write in a style that is most easily understood by my intended recipient.

Au contraire, mon ami.

(A bit of French lingo thee to demonstrate my fondness for little froggies.)

Liberals are like Slinkys. They're good for nothing, but somehow they bring a smile to your face as you shove them down the stairs.

IbJensen  posted on  2019-02-11   8:50:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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