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Title: TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT
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Published: Jan 25, 2019
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Post Date: 2019-01-25 09:44:38 by IbJensen
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Views: 104
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#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.

#9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't.

#8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

#6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.

#5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.

#4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.

#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.

#2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

... And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.


== I know you all will appreciate this definition. The best description of Obamacare so far:

Remember when Nancy Pelosi said:

"We have to pass it, to find out what's in it."

A physician called into a radio show and said: "That's the definition of a stool sample."

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#1. To: IbJensen (#0)

Thanks for posting !!!

This was great !!!

LOL !!!

Si vis pacem, para bellum

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Never Pick A Fight With An Old Man He Will Just Shoot You He Can't Afford To Get Hurt

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"No one ever rescues an old dog. They lay in a cage until they die. PLEASE save one. None of us wants to die cold and alone... --Dennis Olson "

AMERICA! Designed by geniuses. Now run by idiots.

Stoner  posted on  2019-01-25   11:16:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: IbJensen (#0)

Kookkk usa

Thanks liberals

Love
boris

If you ... don't use exclamation points --- you should't be typeing ! Commas - semicolons - question marks are for girlie boys !

BorisY  posted on  2019-01-25   14:03:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: IbJensen (#0)

The .gov shutdown is over, Pelosi wins. Why?

Donnell is a surrender monkey, IOW a REAL Republican.


hondo68 supports Weld the faggot  posted on  2019-01-25   16:24:54 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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