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Title: Driver attempts to destroy giant snowman, not realizing it’s built on a large tree trunk
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From The Trenches/Yahoo
URL Source: https://fromthetrenchesworldreport. ... t-on-a-large-tree-trunk/240109
Published: Jan 17, 2019
Author: Yahoo
Post Date: 2019-01-18 19:59:38 by Deckard
Keywords: None
Views: 1881
Comments: 11
When a driver decided to destroy a giant snowman in Petersburg, Ky., on Monday, the culprit got a rude awakening. Instead of poor Frosty being murdered, the snowman got its revenge, since its base was a giant tree trunk in the yard of Cory Lutz. Lutz was hosting his fiancée, Lucy, and her sister, Laura, who were visiting from Mississippi this weekend when Lucy experienced the “biggest snowfall she’s ever seen.” Naturally, Lutz wanted to make it special for the visiting women. Lutz told FOX 8 that the three of them spent the weekend sledding, engaging in snowball fights and even canoeing. But no winter wonderland of a weekend would be complete without building a snowman. As three grown adults are wont to do, they set out to build a towering snowman. They used a large stump in Lutz’s front yard for the base of the 9-foot-tall Frosty. Lutz thought everyone in his neighborhood would love Frosty, and with its top hat and charming smile, how could you not? But apparently, there was at least one nefarious foe. Lutz came home on Monday to find a set of tire tracks in his yard leading directly to the snowman. The trunk was exposed, and in the snow was not a snow angel but the imprint of the culprit’s bumper. “Apparently, Frosty had been handing out life lessons to surprised 4×4 vandals. You reap what you sow! Still standing and still smiling — he certainly had the last laugh!” Lutz said.
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#1. To: Deckard (#0)
Looks like some retard, slowly drove into it to collapse it. At that angle, anyone trying to drive through it would slide into the house. The tire tracks (the lack of sideways sliding, after impact) indicates that the suspect vehicle probably sustained little damage.
I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح
Probably a guy wearing a MAGA hat in a truck with a Trump bumper sticker on it.
Government is in the last resort the employment of armed men, of policemen, gendarmes, soldiers, prison guards, and hangmen. Sounds more like a Paultard with an Anarchist “A” tattoo and a Black Lies Matters bumper sticker and a multi colored glass pipe in the ashtray.
I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح
Nah - judging by the low IQ posts of the Trump cultists here, it's pretty certain that the deed was done by some redneck Budweiser-swilling moron thinking that the snowman was a unflattering depiction of King Donald.
Government is in the last resort the employment of armed men, of policemen, gendarmes, soldiers, prison guards, and hangmen. Looks like another WOD officer got into the meth locker.
Some liberTardarians On weed - lsd In a sTolen Truck Love If you ... don't use exclamation points --- you should't be typeing ! Commas - semicolons - question marks are for girlie boys !
You are the Hanoi Hondope, against the WAR on drugs. You’re as wrong and as fucking stupid as Hanoi Jane. lol
I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح
Dicktard and Hondope are all that’s left of the pro drug addict geriatric hippie asshole posters from FR. Most have hopefully died. lol
I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح
Who does that? If you're going to knock something over, it's pedal to the metal and make it FLY! Which is why I believe the story is fake. The angle is wrong and the target snowman is too close to the house.
Was the SnowMan in Fred Mertz yard ? I think he lives somewhere in KY.
Si vis pacem, para bellum Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. Never Pick A Fight With An Old Man He Will Just Shoot You He Can't Afford To Get Hurt "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." (Will Rogers) "No one ever rescues an old dog. They lay in a cage until they die. PLEASE save one. None of us wants to die cold and alone... --Dennis Olson " AMERICA! Designed by geniuses. Now run by idiots.
No... I didn’t see a single wide trailer in the picture. Just a run down stick built shithole. Fred’s Ass Hurtz lives in a trailer park.
I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح
#2. To: GrandIsland (#1)
Looks like some retard, slowly drove into it to collapse it.
The essential feature of government is the enforcement of its decrees by beating, killing, and imprisoning.
Those who are asking for more government interference are asking ultimately for more compulsion and less freedom.
#3. To: Deckard (#2)
#4. To: GrandIsland (#3)
Sounds more like a Paultard with an Anarchist “A” tattoo and a Black Lies Matters bumper sticker and a multi colored glass pipe in the ashtray.
The essential feature of government is the enforcement of its decrees by beating, killing, and imprisoning.
Those who are asking for more government interference are asking ultimately for more compulsion and less freedom.
#5. To: Deckard (#0)
#6. To: GrandIsland (#1)
boris
#7. To: hondo68 (#5)
(Edited)
WOD
#8. To: BorisY (#6)
#9. To: GrandIsland (#1)
Looks like some retard, slowly drove into it to collapse it.
#10. To: Deckard (#0)
#11. To: Stoner (#10)
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