WASHINGTON (Big Hairy News) - Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (RTRD-NY) is blaming Republicans for an incident on Monday where she was trapped in a federal building for hours. Reports say Ocasio-Cortez was attempting to exit the building but was unable to open the door until a security guard found and freed her hours later. An investigation showed that an unknown individual had apparently taped a handwritten note saying "push" to a door that could only be opened by pulling. "This was clearly a Republican effort to make me look foolish. They'll pay for this," said the sobbing neophyte politician as she was taken to a local hospital for observation.