Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1409057 Comments:3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
Hey there, Dr. Skippy...how's the Proctology bid'ness going these days, DOC? Glad you found the job that suits yer unique set of skills, probin' dude's anal cavities...yer blessed, I guess...LOL!!
"DIVORCE AGREEMENT!!"
...WooHOOO!!
THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.... I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).
We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, parmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.
We'll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you Answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely, John J. Wall Law Student and an American
P. S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & Jane Fonda with you.
P. S. S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
*Please note the new format for e-mail addresses reflecting the merger of SUEZ with GDF. Our physical office addresses and telephone numbers remain the same.
Told ya...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
You really are a fucking moron. You PING me at LP knowing I am "suspended" but post as if I can respond. And Boofer made a total fool of himself [for the 3,748,990,553,098th time] and stopped posting here.
#67. To: war (#48) Keep hiding behind the bozo, bozo. (laughing) You've always been a world class pussy. Badeye posted on 2010-01-14 16:12:48 ET Reply Trace
Q: "How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
RATS are MORONS...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
On any other day at Live Oak High School in Morgan Hill, Daniel Galli and his four friends would not even be noticed for wearing T-shirts with the American flag. But Cinco de Mayo is not any typical day especially on a campus with a large Mexican American student population.
Galli says he and his friends were sitting at a table during brunch break when the vice principal asked two of the boys to remove American flag bandannas that they wearing on their heads and for the others to turn their American flag T- shirts inside out. When they refused, the boys were ordered to go to the principal's office.
"They said we could wear it on any other day," Daniel Galli said, "but today is sensitive to Mexican-Americans because it's supposed to be their holiday so we were not allowed to wear it today."
The boys said the administrators called their T-shirts "incendiary" that would lead to fights on campus.
"They said if we tried to go back to class with our shirts not taken off, they said it was defiance and we would get suspended," Dominic Maciel, Galli's friend, said.
The boys really had no choice, and went home to avoid suspension. They say they're angry they were not allowed to express their American pride. Their parents are just as upset, calling what happened to their children, "total nonsense."
"I think it's absolutely ridiculous," Julie Fagerstrom, Maciel's mom, said. "All they were doing was displaying their patriotic nature. They're expressing their individuality."
But to many Mexican-American students at Live Oak, this was a big deal. They say they were offended by the five boys and others for wearing American colors on a Mexican holiday.
"I think they should apologize cause it is a Mexican Heritage Day," Annicia Nunez, a Live Oak High student, said. "We don't deserve to be get disrespected like that. We wouldn't do that on Fourth of July."
As for an apology, the boys and their families say, "fat chance." "I'm not going to apologize. I did nothing wrong," Galli said. "I went along with my normal day. I might have worn an American flag, but I'm an American and I'm proud to be an American."
The five boys and their families met with a Morgan Hill Unified School District official Wednesday night. The district released a statement saying it does not agree with how Live Oak High School administrators handled this incident. The boys will not be suspended and they were told they can go back to school Thursday. They may even wear their red, white, and blue colors again, but this time, the day after Cinco de Mayo, there will be no controversy.
Wow...the ObamaNation is ON THE MARCH...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Fuck you asshole. You think I'd click on one of your links and end up with kiddie porn on HD?
Dick.
#67. To: war (#48) Keep hiding behind the bozo, bozo. (laughing) You've always been a world class pussy. Badeye posted on 2010-01-14 16:12:48 ET Reply Trace
Actually, Mr. Chan, you usedta not be such a BigGuv'ment guy and usedta cut and paste all sorts of stuff to "Black XXXII" that whupped up on Dubyuh fer being worse than Slick Willie and the RATS before the Pubbies took over in '94. What happened to THAT nolu_chan?
The newest version of nolu_chan seems to just LOOOVE Obama's outta control spending, which is demonstrably WORSE than Dubyuh's outta control spending, which was--arguably--WORSE than Slick Willie and the RATS' outta control spending in '93-'94...LOL!!
C'mon dude, what gives? Is it all about politics fer youze guyz?! What makes Obama's outta control spending any more defensible than Dubyuh's outta control spending, mi amigo?
Regards...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Brain fart, Mud? I don't see anybody called nolu_chan here.
You need to be patient with the poor little dears as the Obama Supreme Court nominee that their Pubby saviors will all vote to confirm has them wringing their hands today.
That's the continuation of a discussion I'm having with Mr. Chan from another Web Forum. And don't worry about N_C not reading this, Dr. Skippy, he lurks here relatively often...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#67. To: war (#48) Keep hiding behind the bozo, bozo. (laughing) You've always been a world class pussy. Badeye posted on 2010-01-14 16:12:48 ET Reply Trace
#871. To: A K A Stone, Badeye, Murron, mel, palo verde, borisY, Coral Snake, Biff Tannen, ferret (#869)
If you've noticed, Mr. Stone, the Obamabot-Apologists are starting to become more and more SCARCE around political chat forums that ain't an echo chamber fer the ObamaNation...LOL!! They have assumed the political position wherein they are forced to defend the indefensible, and they look mighty silly doing it, imho.
Notice they never defend Obama's Marxist policies, they just ATTACK those who expose the imbecility of the RAT-Messiah and his MORONIC RAT-minions...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Actually, I've reduced Mr. Chan to moronically posting line after line of "Hunnerd bottles of beer on the wall", Dr. Skippy. Like I said, the idiotic Marxist RAT-MORONS don't even attempt to defend the ObamaNation, they simply attack those who expose the RAT-MORONS' lack of wisdom, rationality and intellectual dexterity.
Mr. Chan is acutely aware that he is in WAAAY over his head when debating politics with...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#884. To: Murron, mel, BorisY, palo verde, diva betsy ross, A K A Stone, nolu_chan, liberator, Blackie (#883)
"Left's Weak...We're Strong!!" (To be sung to Gov't Mule's "So Weak, So Strong")
Left's weak, we're strong...nothing's forever in Left's Universe!! Promise comfort, bring more pain...Left's weak, we're strong!!
DemFreaks are wrong...spendin' $Trillions feedin' Power-Lust!! Find yer courage or all hope is lost...Left's weak, we're strong!!
Brave men died defending mud...she "endured" seventeen!! GlennBeck cries...I've seen his spirit blaze away...ignore RATS' LIES, my friends!! Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh...
Left's weak, we're strong...there's only one God in this Universe!! RATS bring darkness...Truth is Right!! Left's weak, Left's wrong!!
(The BigMan freakin' it on guitar...)
Barry LIES...ALL RATS are stained!! She "endured" seventeen!! NooYawkSlimes LIES to their readers ev'ry day...Lib'rals DESPISE, my friends!! Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh... Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh...
Left's weak, Left's wrong...Obama really LOATHES our Liberty!! Bold lives without Him's what I seek...Left's weak, MUD's strong!! Left's weak, we're strong!! There's one Messiah in OUR Universe...
(MUD takin' it home on bongos...)
Mudboy Slim (17 May 2010)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
You're so fucking stupid. There's no hope. You're hopeless. A complete fucking waste of space. You fulfill your role perfectly as a tip on the internet Triangle of Stupid. You, TLBSHOW and badeye.
Gee, aba daba boyu, all I know is you follow my around the net, copy my posts into your tagline, and post to me without reason .... badeye