Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1419359 Comments:3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
Is it true that you just responded to a post of mine over at The Padded Room from FOUR YEARS ago, dickbreath?
#67. To: war (#48) Keep hiding behind the bozo, bozo. (laughing) You've always been a world class pussy. Badeye posted on 2010-01-14 16:12:48 ET Reply Trace
I'll yield to your expertise on the scent of moist penis, Nudge.
#67. To: war (#48) Keep hiding behind the bozo, bozo. (laughing) You've always been a world class pussy. Badeye posted on 2010-01-14 16:12:48 ET Reply Trace
#67. To: war (#48) Keep hiding behind the bozo, bozo. (laughing) You've always been a world class pussy. Badeye posted on 2010-01-14 16:12:48 ET Reply Trace
Sorry Nudge...I apologize...I got bad information...
IT WAS TWO GODDAMMED POSTS FROM FOUR YEARS AGO.
Geezus fuck are you two balls short of a sac...
#67. To: war (#48) Keep hiding behind the bozo, bozo. (laughing) You've always been a world class pussy. Badeye posted on 2010-01-14 16:12:48 ET Reply Trace
lol, i was wondering what the fuck a take line was.
Take my Boof...please...
#67. To: war (#48) Keep hiding behind the bozo, bozo. (laughing) You've always been a world class pussy. Badeye posted on 2010-01-14 16:12:48 ET Reply Trace
#813. To: war, Badeye (#812) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #821. To: A K A Stone, TLBSHOW, palo verde, Jethro Tull, CAPPSMADNESS, Rotara, christine, Murron, mel (#813)
ROFLMAO...well, HOOever posted between #813 and #821 didn't show up, which means all y'all are on my BOZO-list...LOL!!
Obamabot RATS are certified MORONS...BWAHAHAHAHA!!
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
HOOever posted between #813 and #821 didn't show up
Boofer had one of those posts, Nudge...
#67. To: war (#48) Keep hiding behind the bozo, bozo. (laughing) You've always been a world class pussy. Badeye posted on 2010-01-14 16:12:48 ET Reply Trace
#67. To: war (#48) Keep hiding behind the bozo, bozo. (laughing) You've always been a world class pussy. Badeye posted on 2010-01-14 16:12:48 ET Reply Trace
...EVERYTHING I do advances the Cause of ReaganConservatism...MUD
Well...that certainly explains the disarray...
#67. To: war (#48) Keep hiding behind the bozo, bozo. (laughing) You've always been a world class pussy. Badeye posted on 2010-01-14 16:12:48 ET Reply Trace
Mind boggling in it's lack of anything associative to wit. I look at something like that and see a waste of an hour. Then I consider the source and decide that it took two.
#67. To: war (#48) Keep hiding behind the bozo, bozo. (laughing) You've always been a world class pussy. Badeye posted on 2010-01-14 16:12:48 ET Reply Trace
#67. To: war (#48) Keep hiding behind the bozo, bozo. (laughing) You've always been a world class pussy. Badeye posted on 2010-01-14 16:12:48 ET Reply Trace
#839. To: Murron, A K A Stone, mel, Dakmar, Jhoffa_, palo verde, reaganisright, Cynicom, Biff Tannen, SammieGee, war (#833)
"Beat DemRATS!!" (To be sung to Aerosmith's "Eat the Rich")
Wake up, folks, DemRATS are uncouth!! Big Guv'ment's Hope and Change is borne of HATE!! FOOLS trust RAT-scammers, but Right knows the Truth... BureaucRATS live to masterbate!! Tyrants'll be swinging from the pearly gates!! RightWing's got ALL the answers...Patriots, be bold!! Freedom's the key, Nation...Defeat RATS' Marxist WHORE'D!!
Folks, MUD spoke of this warning... When Slick Willie FRIED those kids. RAT-Media LOATHES FreeThinkers... Constitution's all but DEAD!! We're just ordinary people... That's why we make RATS sick!! Folks, if Media knaves could speak the truth... VeePeeJoe's a Marxist prick!!
RATS, I'm a sick of yer complainin'... 'Cuz YOU don't pay YER bills!! Left, I'm sick of all yer bitchin'... 'Bout FREE HealthCare and FREE pills!! Socialists ain't got no HONOR... RATS HATE those who are Right!! Still, MUD thinks RATS are just Marxist TOOLS... Help fight the righteous fight!! Beat DemRATS!! Left spends and taxes...Guv'ment whores!! Beat DemRATS!! Right must fight now...it's Culture War!! Beat DemRATS!! We gotta WHUP Dem Marxist PESTS!! Beat DemRATS!! Right shall fight Power...Freedom's our quest...un hunh!!
(Mini-FreakJam)
Folks, I called my Congresscritter... And I said, "Big Guv'ment's DUMB!!" Said, "Obama's just a LIAR... He's promoting Commie SCUM!! Dudes, OUR Country's in real trouble... My grandchildren shall git SCREWED!! Nation's DEBT Obama's doubled... RATS're LYING Marxist TOOLS!! Barry's smokin' marijuana... Left's led by IDIOTS!! Lib'rals prancin' in their yacht clubs... Grows rich on government!! Folks, there are big things a'happenin'... Constitution's on OUR side!! RATS platitudes fool braindead twits... Dem Lib'rals bitch and whine!!" Beat DemRATS!! Left spends and taxes...Guv'ment whores!! Beat DemRATS!! Right must fight now...it's Culture War!! Beat DemRATS!! We gotta WHUP Dem Marxist PESTS!! Beat DemRATS!! Right shall fight Power...Freedom's our quest!!
(BigMan gittin' off on his guitar...)
Our freedoms are endangered... Dem Lib'rals ALWAYS LIE!! RATS, we reject yer Marxist ways... Sweet liberty is nigh!! Folks, defeat Dem sons-of-bitches... Left's vile tyranny won't last!! So take yer BigGuv'ment, Barry... And shove it up yer A$$!! Beat DemRATS!! Left spends and taxes...Guv'ment whore'd!! Beat DemRATS!! Right must fight now...it's Culture War!! Beat DemRATS!! We gotta WHUP Dem Marxist PESTS!! Beat DemRATS!! Right shall fight Power...Freedom's our quest...un hunh!! Beat DemRATS!! Patriots fightin' 'gainst Big Guv'ment WHORES!! Beat DemRATS!! Watch Glenn Beck now...FoxNews fer sure!! Beat DemRATS!! Can't stop me now, MUD's goin' crazy!! Beat DemRATS!! That's my idea of a good time, Barry!!
Mudboy Slim (22 April 2010)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
I put the over under on the people who ACTUALLY read your overcompensation for the childhood mocking you suffered for your chronic nocturnal enuresis at 1.5.
Note the word "actually".
#67. To: war (#48) Keep hiding behind the bozo, bozo. (laughing) You've always been a world class pussy. Badeye posted on 2010-01-14 16:12:48 ET Reply Trace
Actually, I believe U R Larry Sinclair, Dr. Skippy...or AT LEAST you and Chrissie Matthews wish you couldda been Larry Sinclair in that MagicLimo not so long ago...LOL!! BTW...I'll bet dollars to donuts those two cute li'l girls Obama calls his kids ain't even his...NOBODY HOO throws like such a Metrosexual could possibly have active semen in his johnson...and I bet Barry and his lovely wife, Chewbacca, have never EVER done the nasty...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world." -- Mark Twain (aka SammieSee), "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Heh heh heh...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Actually, I believe U R Larry Sinclair, Dr. Skippy...or AT LEAST you and Chrissie Matthews wish you couldda been Larry Sinclair in that MagicLimo not so long ago...LOL!! BTW...I'll bet dollars to donuts those two cute li'l girls Obama calls his kids ain't even his...NOBODY HOO throws like such a Metrosexual could possibly have active semen in his johnson...and I bet Barry and his lovely wife, Chewbacca, have never EVER done the nasty...MUD
Latent homo.
I spend more time on FB than anywhere else on the web these days .... badeye
Actually, I believe U R Larry Sinclair, Dr. Skippy...or AT LEAST you and Chrissie Matthews wish you couldda been Larry Sinclair in that MagicLimo not so long ago...LOL!! BTW...I'll bet dollars to donuts those two cute li'l girls Obama calls his kids ain't even his...NOBODY HOO throws like such a Metrosexual could possibly have active semen in his johnson...and I bet Barry and his lovely wife, Chewbacca, have never EVER done the nasty...MUD
I see two bets here, MudMoron. Why not put some money on it?
Hey there, Dr. Skippy...how's the Proctology bid'ness going these days, DOC? Glad you found the job that suits yer unique set of skills, probin' dude's anal cavities...yer blessed, I guess...LOL!!
"DIVORCE AGREEMENT!!"
...WooHOOO!!
THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.... I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).
We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, parmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.
We'll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you Answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely, John J. Wall Law Student and an American
P. S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & Jane Fonda with you.
P. S. S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
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Told ya...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
You really are a fucking moron. You PING me at LP knowing I am "suspended" but post as if I can respond. And Boofer made a total fool of himself [for the 3,748,990,553,098th time] and stopped posting here.
#67. To: war (#48) Keep hiding behind the bozo, bozo. (laughing) You've always been a world class pussy. Badeye posted on 2010-01-14 16:12:48 ET Reply Trace
Q: "How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet."
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RATS are MORONS...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."