Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1409068 Comments:3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
Just asking, of course. Don't take my question, in any way, about personal considerations. But you suck. Why don't you go away? My recommendation is to join facebook.
"Cowardly Bill!!" (To be sung to Garth Brooks' "Cowboy Bill")
He told a good story...and us Lib'rals listened... 'Bout his road trip to Moscow...and the joy he found there! And the Left believed him...and when he would finish... We'd ask Ol' Slick Willie...to fool us again!
You could almost hear...those Socialists crowin'... Whorealdo a'kissin' the Pres-i-dent's rear! You could smell the "love juice"...from the cee-gah Bill's smokin'... As he sat there and he painted those nude Lewinsky's!
Still, the Right-Wing would tell us... "Voters, keep your distance...Bill Clinton's just tellin' you lies!" But to all of us Libs...Cowardly Bill was a hero... DemRATS' tool, hidin' Communist spies!!
Slick told of the times...when he "boinked" those teenagers... Covered in snake oil...Hill'ry said, "It's Okay!" "Young interns consented"..."Moral Codes were for others"... Since Bill was our "Leader"...he'd just have his way!!
When yer Leadership's slime...your Country will stumble! Young intern went down...and Bill howled Monica's name! Despite the onslaught of Mudboy...Slick retained his office... He rode into the sunset...that's what Slick Willie claimed!!
Still, Rush Limbaugh would tell us... "Voters, keep your distance...Bill Clinton's just tellin' you lies!" But to all of us victims...Cowardly Bill was a hero... We weren't fools...and ALL Prez'dent's LIE!!
Well, I still remember...the day that it happened... We waited and we waited...but Bill never showed. And the folks out at Dreamworks...said they hadn't seen him... So we set out for his place...down that Ol' Coastal Road.
And we cried when we found him...lyin' there with his legacy... Those "Hustlers" spread open...Viagra was OUT!! He was clutchin' "The Times"...that had as its headline... "FLASH: DEMONRATS SLAUGHTERED! BILL CLINTON RESIGNS!!"
Sure, Ol' Mudboy had told us... "Lib'rals, keep your distance...Schleek-meister's just tellin' you lies!" Now, us Libs are sayin'..."Cowardly Bill is a ZERO... We're just fools, trustin' Slick Willie's lies!!" Don't be fools...trustin' Bill Clinton's lies!!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 06/24/1999 23:14:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Slickz@Traitor)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"Waco, Texas!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Pocahontas")
Just southward from South Dallas... Was a scarey firefight... Agents, they were slaughtered... When Big Guv'ment flexed its might!! F.B.I. man...was Force really needed?!! Guv'ment soldiers...made babies scream!!
Slick killed folks 'cuz we're Christian... And Left cut the Righteous down!! RATS love to abort babies... Slick said, "Gun 'em down!!" Left loathes Righteousness...RATS love Commie SCUM!! F.B.I. man, why'd y'all burn 'em up?!
Left massacred our youngest ones... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) Willie ran over them with tanks!! (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) Slick's firebombs silenced children's screams... And Left's LIES were what really stank!! Lib'ral paradox..."Was Slick's Massacre FAIR?!!" Slim's got Indian blood...it's Slick's scalp I'll snare!!
(Guitar pickin'...)
Bill Clinton is a TYRANT!! Re-Impeach Sliuck's arse to Hell!! Let's FReep fer Waco, Texas... We'll celebrate our wealth!! We ain't mournin'...it's Justice we seek!! It's a bold stand...Fer Justice FReep!!
Sure, maybe Janet Reno... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) Will LIE like a good hire... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) But I know Willie really good... And Bill Clinton ordered "FIRE!!" Burnt that Compound down...killed them Christian "FReeaks!!" Janet Reno...Waco, Texas still stinks!! Mister Clinton...Waco, Texas still stinks!! Waco, Texas!!
Mudboy Slim (05/08/2004)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"The Right is Right!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Ties That Bind")
Left is hurtin', but "Libs're all fired up", you say... RATS walk down the street pushin' FReepers outta their way... Left packed their bags and say they're gone to Europe, guys... Right don't want nuthin'...don't need Guv'ment by our side... Left's lookin' rough, Nation...'cuz they're walkin' blind!! Folks, the Right is right!!
The Right is ri-i-i-i-i-ight!! Now, fools can't sa-a-a-a-a-ay, "The Right is Right!!"
The FReepers dance, 'cuz we love so much... We don't want nuthin' from yer Guvernment's FRee lunch!! Left's so afraid of FReedom, they're Guv'ment's fools... Left's lookin' rough, Nation...they're weak poltroons!! Right's not fools, but Dubyuh, will you walk the line?!! And face that Right is Right!! Yes, Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!! Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!!
Woah-woah... Right would rather see the TRUTH, that's Right...yes, we would, Darlin'... We know the sleaziness the Left must hide... Left, they're fools, America...Left is foolhardy... Yes, they are, Nation!!
(Musical interlude)
Fools sit and wonder...just HOO's gonna stop the pain... HOO'll ease yer madness?!! HOO's gonna fight 'gainst Left's stain?!! It's a long, stark campaign and Jean Kerry's lyin'!! Reject the Left, Nation...'cuz Slick's been spyin'!! We're comin' now, but FReepers, we will stand and fight!! JimRob says, "Stand and Fight!!" The Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!! Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!! You can't fergit that Right is Right!!
Mudboy Slim (04/02/2004)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"This Ain't Right!!" (To be sung to Marshall-Tucker Band's "It Takes Time")
Country's feelin' down and low... 'Cuz voters don't like way Fed spendin' soars!! It ain't Right...Bush ain't Right...this ain't Right!! The Left's concealing what they are... Dem crazy Lib'rals, RATS love Karl Marx!! They ain't Right...RATS ain't Right...this ain't Right!!
It ain't Right to spend...all RATS wanna spend!! It ain't Right to rule...like Dem Lib'rals rule!! It ain't Right to cheat...Reject Amnesty!! RightWing mustn't worry...we are Right!!
Folks, there's no shame y'can't carry a tune... You can't keep on treating US like yer fools!! Sure, Clinton's slime...Bush ain't Right...this ain't Right!! The Left's concealing what they are... Dem crazy Lib'rals, they love Karl Marx!! They ain't right...RATS ain't Right...this ain't Right!!
It ain't Right to war...'gainst what folks can smoke... It ain't Right to fool...with our dreams like Commies do... It ain't Right to cheat...only crooks need amnesty!! Right looks kinda blurry...we must fight...we're the Right!!
(FReakJam ensues)
It ain't Right to spend...all RATS wanna spend!! It ain't Right to rule...like Dem Lib'rals rule!! It ain't Right to cheat...must reject RATS' Amnesty!! RATBots oughtta worry...we shall fight...you ain't Right!!
Chorus: RATS ain't Right!! This ain't Right!!
Mudboy Slim (9 January 2007)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"Running to Stop Hill(ary)!!" (To be sung to U2's "Running to Stand Still")
My country, wake up... Wake up from tired dreams of Bill & Hill... Folks, we gotta do something about where we're going. Lib'rals are real strange... We're lookin' fer something sane, baby!! Run 'gainst Big Guv'ment...Vote fer Right!! Sing it...God, I love my liberty!! I'll fight fer liberty!! Viva Libertaaay!!
Freedom wins!! Bitter's the waste in Left's mouths... Right's devolving Powers!! Yes, our Liberty's our way out... We gotta fight fer our freedoms... Rock all Dem quislings... FReep the RATS slaying with "Choice"!! Y'all must forsake Left's poison, and Left's sosh'list dreams... When we're voting, Reject Fear!! Sing it...God, I love my liberty!! I'll fight fer liberty!! Viva Libertaaay!! Oooooh ooh ooh...Oooooh ooh ooh...
It's fun when we FReep... 'Gainst Left's LIES and their dread. [Under black belly of cloud in the rain... In thru a doorway she brings me] Fight Bold, we'll earn...soldier's victory!! We are raging... Right's contagious...Righteous storm blows up Medyuh's LIES!! Country suffered becuz of Bill... We are running to STOP Hill(ary)!!!
(MUD on harp)
Mudboy Slim (25 January 2007)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"UncleShag's Boys!!" (To be sung to Dire Straits' "Telegraph Road")
A long time ago, UncleShag broke his back... Playin' dirty dives, singin' hits fer his fans. All them stories he told 'bout his Rock'n'Roll quest... Shag made his home in PalmettoWest!! He sang at State Fairs and in big-time forums... Uncle strummed all them notes, and Shag told his stories, While the other LongTown Boys were makin' music fer jack... Sure, some couldda gone further, but they never lost track!! Sang 'bout Dick Nixon, 'bout breakin' rules... Then came Dutch Reagan, and Lib'ral fools!! Sliock felt our pain...Sosh'list Left shot their load... Still, them minstrels, they sang...called 'em UncleShag's Boys!!
(drummin' and strummin'...a little keyboard)
Sure there were tough times, Shag needed more... Fell upon some lean times, Radio jocks paid more. UncleShag sang his songs about a World that's Right... UncleShag knows that to FReep is to fight!! Right keeps growin' bigger...
(PIE-annie...then guitar lead)
It's that radio man's big night...we're gonna FReep... Sheeple lurkers know, "Defend Liberty!!" Now we got Black threads of magic... FRee States help US grow!!
(Beautifully haunting piano lead, then a Knopfler riff)
MUD usedta go to work, but that's over now... It's such a fight to go to work, 'cuz Mudboy's words ain't got no sound!! Folks, Limbaugh says, "We're gonna haveta pay what's owed... We're gonna haveta FReep 'gainst the greed of Dem folks!!" Righteous words shall light the fires and ol' UncleShag knows... DemRATS always run away from the pain, but We're BOLD!! Leftists fear our FReedom 'cuz they love Status Quo... MudboySlim sang with UncleShag's Boys!!
(drum, guitar and piano reprise)
Lib'rals poltroons must fergit...but MUD remembers what's Right... Good fight is Justice...Slick's gonna face our Righteous Might!! Life seems the best when yer BOLDER...our righteous band's finally here... It's our load we gotta shoulder...Right's got nothing to fear!! Folks, Justice's FRee fer this Nation...help Right save U.S.A!! Reject all Left's darkness...just live fer today!! Condemn sinners who just fight fer their selfish aims!! Lib'rals' anger RATS feed on...we FReep to keep sane... 'Cuz I sing fer the FarRight in Liberty's name!! Right needs inspiration..."Let's Roll" in God's name... The Righteous wanna FReep 'gainst Left's stain... Folks, George Dubyuh's Right, sayin' "Big Guv'ment is O'er!!" All the while sang ol' UncleShag's Boys!!
Mudboy Slim (1/14/05)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"Nags Head Mud" (To be sung to Stevie Ray Vaughn's "Texas Flood")
Folks, ol' Mudboy's down in Nags Head... All Dem lib'ral types are frownin'!! Yes, ol' Mudboy's down in Nags Head... 'Tis where the Hildabeast wears Left's crown!! 'Cuz Right's been trying to wake our Nation... Water and lime, wash this Cuervo down!!
Yes, Dem lib'rals are known fer sin... Man, Left's "science" drives me insane!! Y'all, we're PROUD when our side wins... Folks, devolving Power's the aim!! Yeah, Mud wants his FReepers a'rockin'... Damn, it's about to cost me sweet Renee!!
(Disco Dave on lead guitar...ROCKIN' IT!!)
RATS, we're leavin' yer rabies... Hill'ry, yer going back home to stay!! Left, we're leavin'...YER CRAZY!! Slick, the LibertyPost don't play!! Won't condone all yer bloody damn failures... Nation, ol' Mud shall sing the way!!
Mudboy Slim (19 March 2007)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3159. To: mel_living, sneakypete, Badeye, mcgowanjm, buckeroo, happy fun ball, palo verde, TLBSHOW, r-u-n-n o-f-t 1811 (#3158)(Edited)
"Barry War Her Li'l Lamb!!" (To be sung to Stevie Ray Vaughn's "Mary Had a Little Lamb")
Barry was her little lamb... Slick's freaks are rarin' ta go...yeah!! Everywhere Obama went... Slick's RAT-thugs were sure to go...yeah!! The Hildabeast stayed cool... While Barry played her fool!! It ain't Right how they scam... That White House jewel!!
(Disco Dave jammin' like SRV hisself)
Wish it!! Ask it!! Deceive and you'll be RAT$#!+!! Slick's much darker than ol' Barry... Half's not really Black, sir!!
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2007-03-26 11:38:36 ET
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"Got Issues!!" (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Scar Tissue")
Got issues, how I wish you saw... Bombastic Lib'ral know-it-all... Votes fer lies and RATS' LeftWing Cause... What's a word like "fair"?! Why that far-off stare?! Yer just sosh'list fools and... What's the word on Kerry?! You Big Guv'ment tools...yeah!!
Patriots, we must stand tall... Whup Left's nutty world...help Big Guv'ment fall!! Callin' all folks like myself... To fight fer starts of State-wide wealth 'cuz... "FRee"'s the word, I care...we're voters, too!! FReep the World, I swear...Left's broken fools and... Righteous world is "fair"...you'll know it, too!!
(nice guitar break)
MUD's "cause" is the RAT-whore'd's fall... Lib-uhh-rulls think they know it all!! Leftists lies 'bout Viet Nam, but... Trust the words I share... Righteous World's quite "fair"!! Dem Leftist goons... What's the word on Kerry? Left's sosh'list fool!!
Ain't jokin' 'cuz Slick broke the law... Left ain't Right...RATS gotta fall!! Oughtta FReep...answer the call... Yer Nation needs you, too...gonna have a Ball!! "FRee"'s the word, I care...we're voters, too!! FReep the World, I swear...Left's broken fools and... Righteous world is "fair"...you'll know it, too!!
(sweet guitar pickin')
Got issues, how I wish you saw... Quite spastic Lib'ral know-it-all... Chi-Com spies and Leftists who pause... RightWing World ain't scary!! Righteous World's quite "fair"...US voters knew!! RightWing world ain't scary!! Sing righteous tunes!! FReep the World...we care!! US voters knew!!
Regards...MUD (12/21/2004)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
News/Current Events Opinion (Published) Source: New York Daily News Published: 1/17/00 Author: BARBARA OLSON Posted on 01/17/2000 10:30:59 PST by kattracks
"He who fears corruption fears life." Saul Alinsky, "Rules for Radicals"
This quote immediately came to mind after my reading of Hillary Rodham's Wellesley College senior thesis a document kept under lock and key since the 1992 elections. Back then, when researchers and journalists were searching for information on the newly elected First Couple, Wellesley suddenly declared that it would seal the thesis of any graduate who became President or First Lady. A few weeks ago, however, I came into possession of Hillary's suppressed thesis. In those 75 pages, the future First Lady reveals herself as someone steeped in the political lore and history of one of America's most political cities. No, not New York Chicago. There she began her political journey from Goldwater girl to leftist icon. The thesis' title, "There is Only the Fight ... An Analysis of the Alinsky Model," exposes Clinton's strong ideological attachment to her most influential mentor, Saul Alinsky. Reading this work makes it clear why she had to remove it from public view, for Alinsky, who died in 1972, was a radical social activist who preached grass- roots organizing and intense, confrontational politics. While Clinton was studying under Alinsky, he was preparing what would be his final and most important book: "Rules for Radicals," published less than two years after Hillary graduated from Wellesley and only one year before his death. Alinsky's hold on Hillary is astonishingly evident in her thesis, which is replete with his yet-unpublished political tactics. The thesis reveals that he was moving from local organizing efforts to a new arena the national stage. She wrote: "His [Alinsky's] new aspect, national planning, derives from the necessity of entrusting social change to institutions, specifically the United States government." Alinsky, we can now see, taught Hillary the political tactics that she successfully deployed in Arkansas and the White House and is now beginning to use in New York. What were his lessons? Alinsky defined "obtaining power" as a key tactic of organizing his "mass jujitsu." His formula for attack: "Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it and polarize it." This principle has become the essence of the Clinton rapid- response tactic and a key aspect of Hillary's attacks on what she has dubbed "a vast right-wing conspiracy." The Clinton White House has adhered to Alinsky's rule that "ridicule is man's most potent weapon" and followed his advice to "let nothing get you off your target." Hillary discusses another Alinsky rule "power is the very essence, the dynamo of life" in her thesis. Clearly, she had absorbed his lesson that one must first obtain power to achieve real change. But nowhere in her thesis or in her later life does she seem to recognize the classical liberal critique that the relentless pursuit of power is antithetical to democracy. Perhaps the most prescient part of the thesis is a quote from a profile of Alinsky in The Economist: "His charm lies in his ability to commit himself completely to the people in the room with him. In a shrewd though subtle way, he often manipulates them while speaking directly to their experience." Although her thesis was written several years before she cornered Bill Clinton in the Yale Law School library, Hillary had come to recognize the potential power of a man of exceptional charm. Alinsky recognized the potential of his student and offered her a paying job to develop organizers for "mass power-based organizations." Hillary's thesis confirmed the offer and called it "tempting." But she decided law school was a better place to develop the skills necessary to effect the changes in government she has spent so much of her life trying to achieve. Hillary's thesis received an A. So far, her political acumen in New York has yielded her at best a C-. But her story continues to unfold. Olson is the author of "Hell to Pay: The Unfolding Story of Hillary Rodham Clinton."
#3165. To: TheTruth2004, sherlock, malador, Bill D Berger, palo verde, yukon, beyond the sea, Badeye, domer, r-u-n-n o-f-t, goldilucky (#3164)(Edited)
"Beast Called Rodham!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Beast of Burden")
You ever seen the Beast called Rodham?! She seeks yer vote, RATS kiss her bottom... All RATS want is fer you to vote "HILLARY!!"
Yes, I know, Liberty's a burden... DemRATS're SLIME...Slick Willie's squirtin'!! All RATS want is fer you to vote "HILLARY!!"
Slick ain't strong enuff... Hill ain't smart enuff... Sure, she'll BITCH enuff... Right's not too blind to see-ee-ee...
You ever seen the Beast in Harlem?! The LeftWing's stoned...Slick's presence mars 'em!! Mudboy's on the radio...Come on, Nation, vote 'gainst Hillary!!
Slick ain't bold enuff... Hill ain't bright enuff... Truth's a BI+C#, Life's rough... Right must now fight fer free-ee-ee!!
Ol' Hill'ry grifter... She loves pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty girls... Slick loves pretty pretty young'uns pretty pretty pretty girls... Come on, Voters, please please please!!
I'll tell ya... Ron Brown killed, no doubt... Arkancide!! Slick's a lout... First, Slick RAPED, then RATS lied!! Folks, help me out, Help US Out!! Vote her out 'cuz of Tyranny!! Yeah...
Yes, RATS breed sickness... Right must SUCK IT UP!! Throw Left's LIES at me... We shall shrug it off!! There's one thing, Nation... That you should understand... DemRATS love Hillary... She SHAN'T be Prez-uh-dent!!
Slick ain't rough enuff... Hill ain't tough enuff... Sure, she'll BI+C# and stuff... RATS love it rough...OOH OOH...OOOH...
You ever seen the Beast called Rodham?! She seeks yer vote, RATS kiss her bottom!! Never never never never never be...
You ever seen the Beast called Rodham?! She seeks yer vote, RATS kiss her bottom!! All Left wants is more and more tyranny!!
Mudboy Slim (18 May 2007)
BTW...Views: 552145
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Jesus, I haven't posted on here for YEARS....and I'm still being pinged? lol. FWIW, I've never posted in this forum under any other screen name. Apparently, there was quite a discussion about THAT a couple years back. Anyway, I stick to Facebook, where you know who the fuck is who (grin).
You should assume at least 80% of those are search engine bots and other spiders. Stone has no restrictions at all on them on the entire site, unlike LP or 4um who allowed none of those spiders to index their sites.
Then consider how many times you've hit Refresh yourself on those pages. The number of page views will have shrunk. A lot. Probably under 100K.
Ask Pinguinite if you don't believe my estimates. LF does not exclude known spiders from its view count.
BTW, any single new post made will force the spiders to index the thread again. So you will discover this post by me in the index in the next few hours. And the view count will go up another 5 or so as a result of Google and Bing and DDG and other spiders visiting to pick up my comment. Try it out using various search engines in a few hours and you'll see what I mean.
Lol...I knew literally none of this. As for my refreshing, I hadn't looked at this thread in over two years and was surprised to see almost a 1/4 million views with no new material.
Appreciate the education on the spiderbots etal...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
It would be interesting to see the counts month by month, post-vs-view, over the 10 years to track them. The forum software wasn't designed to do that. New Perl code would have to be written.