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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#3097. To: Howlin, AuntB, Miss Marple, Landru, FBD, cherrybomb88, DCPatriot, AAPATRIOT, ChaseR (#3096)
Folks, do you think you can tell... And did RATS force you to trade... (Beautiful pickin' and strummin' by conservativemusician and the Big Man) How I wish...Socialists were not here... (pickin' and strummin' to fade...) Doo doo dah doo...... Mudboy Slim (10/07/2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Slime" Guv'ment said, "Right-wing, Christian people need not apply." And Carville said, "Anybody caught dissentin' best be ready to FIGHT!" Well, hey Whorealdo, can't you read? How much did the White House pay you off to deceive? But the Right says, "Ev'rybody's welcome to come in, kneel down and pray... It's high time Right showed a li'l spine... Mudboy Slim (07/07/1999) BTW...Tesla's "Signs" "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, The Bush/Klintoon BrotherHOOD deMEANS the Bush Legacy, whatever that has become...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hear my words, "EX-President, he's VILE!! Don't stop investigatin' Clinton, Why not sing about Billzabubba? Don't stop trashin' this lout, EX-President... (Guitar solo) All I want is to see Bill IN CHAINS... Don't stop investigatin' Algore... Don't stop eliminatin' guv'ment! Ooooohhh, kick Slick outta town! MUDBOY SLIM --------------------------- BWAH HAH HA HA HA HA HA HAH!!! MUD 1 Posted on 08/10/1999 10:25:31 PDT by Mudboy Slim BTW...XXXI-HUNNERD!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Pookies TOONS Rock...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, RightWing's a FReedom-fightin'...we ain't jokin', we're just thinkin' 'bout doin' Right!! Liberated those Iraqis...gonna FReep 'til Terror's vanquished!! Here Right stands...with our banners unfurled...YO!! Woo, come here, Lib'rals. Come here, come here, come here... Folks, Right likes fun in the sun, yet we're armed with guns... Love to FReep 'cuz it's funny to see Lib'rals oh so scummy... Here Right stands with our banners unfurled...YO!! Oh, FReep this way, y'all!! (Guitar Solo) Git down...right here...Ooh la la!! RightWing's a FReedom-fightin'...we ain't jokin', just a'thinkin' 'bout our Rights!! Here Right stands...with our banners unfurled...YO!! Whoa! I ain't lyin' to ya...FReedom's all Right needs!! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Git yourself on down... Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Heh heh heh...MUD (07/12/2004) BTW...Views: 549010 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Simple Man" I ain't nuthin' but a simple man...Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am... Well, you know what's wrong with the world today, Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse, Folks, you know what's wrong with the world today, Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend... FReegards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Pookies TOONS rock...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Ohhh...listen to MUD's story... Right is gettin' stronger, Nation... We're strong...we're bright...loathe RATS...let's win!! Oh, we're gonna getcha, Nation... (Powerful guitar jammin') Ohh...they're enemies of yer Liberty... Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right... Mudboy Slim (20 January 2006) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, DeeCeeRATZ are the SCOURGE of America...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, We all vote 'gainst Guv'ment waste!! We're a Conservative Band!! All Dem banditos are gonna fall... We're a Conservative Band. We're a Conservative Band!! We're a Conservative Band!! We're a Conservative Band!! We're a Conservative Band, ooo-ooo. Mudboy Slim (05/11/2005) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Ever since I was a young boy, I've tried to fight'em all... We stand fer the Rapture...become part of Righteous dreams!! MUD's a RightWing spinner...Jimmy Carville's got the gist... MUD thrives on Left's distractions...he says, "FReep DemRATS to Hell!!" MUD thought he was the Parodyist King... Don't believe the LeftWing fables...RATS can't queer our quest!! Mudboy Slim (7 February 2006) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Two-three-four... Dem Lib'rals think they're gods...they fight against their home land... On we FReep them...the Medyuh Whore'd... Ah-ah-ahh-ah...ah-ah-ahh-ah... The Truth is real, you see...Bush whupped the tail of Gore... On we'll FReep...'gainst Lib'ral dwarves... So, hear Rush Limbaugh's talk...we'll tell you what the Truth is... Mudboy Slim (7 February 2006) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Our dreams we work towards... "Dutch" Reagan told me, "Big Guv'ment shouldn't grow!!" The "choice" of the RATS...they'd retreat...NO CHANCE!! (musical interlude) Right's slashing our taxes...in God we trust!! Said Rush to the crowd, "With the Truth, we'll fight!!" (FreakJam ensues....) Mudboy Slim (15 February 2006) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "MAC-AULIFFE!!" McAuliffe is a two-bit minion grovellin' fer RAT's Whores!! T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed good folks off a lot... (CHORUS) McAuliffe is a lowly minion...Sheeple just don't care. Then one day that Winnick shyster bought the Indian maid (CHORUS) Mudboy Slim 1 posted on 7/31/2002, 2:03:03 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Pookies TOONS rock...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, US FReepers done nailed Slick Willie... LawBreakers...with yer Medyuh Whore'd... Each vacuous Lib'ral is our FReepin' goal, y'all... LawBreakers...LawBreakers... Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!! (Haunting guitar solo...) LawBreakers...LawBreakers... Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!! Mudboy Slim (OBX...8/27/02) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Regards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "In November 1990, McAuliffe pitched an investment proposal to a man named Jack Moore, who was a longtime official of the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers. Moore ran the union's pension fund and had virtually unchallenged authority to choose where to invest it $6 Billion store of capital. He had met McAuliffe a couple of years earlier when both men were supporters of Democratic represntative Richard Gephardt's 1988 presidential campaign. McAuliffe wanted to create a partnership to buy a large block of commercial real estate in central Florida, including a shopping center and several apartment buildings. Moore agreed, and he and McAuliffe came up with an extraordinary arrangement. McAuliffe put up $100 for the purchase, and the pension fund put up $39 Million. Despite the enormous disparity in investment, the deal called for both sides to split the profits 50-50, after the union received a modest initial return. The next year, McAuliffe proposed another venture for the partnership. This time, he wanted to buy a parcel of land near the apartment complexes and divide it into more than 500 single-family lots. Instead of another lopsided purchase arrangement, the pension fund offered to lend McAuliffe up to $10 million to buy the property, which was known as Country Run. As collateral, McAuliffe put up the land itself, plus his 50 percent interest in the apartments/shopping center development. But not long afterward, McAuliffe got out of the first deal. In June 1992, the pension fund paid McAuliffe $450,000 for a portion of his 50 percent share. Then, in August 1993, the fund paid McAuliffe an additional $2 Million for most of the rest of his share. McAuliffe's total return was $2.45 Million on an original investment of $100." Amazing--isn't it?!--how brazen McAuliffe is with his corruption...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Got that Black tragic wisdom... Folks, turn the RATS outta DeeCee!! Give 'em hell, Reagan babies!! Mudboy Slim (12 May 2006) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Bad hair day This Biased BassTurd Moeller Needs 2 GO...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, LOL...still, this Korean KrackPOT is Slick Willie's baby...Trump is simply dealing with the after-effects of Clinton's "deal" with North Korea...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Pookie's TOONS rock...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "When the LeftWing Breaks!!" If RATZ keep on lyin', LeftWing's gonna break... Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh... RATS, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!! Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no... All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh, Ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, hahhh. We're rollin'... Ahhh~oooh~ohh. Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Lib'rals Love to HATE!!" The RATS they gather in the Park... Our Father knows, sosh'lists are banal... A megaphone and our flag displayed... (Mud on harp...) Folks, wake up...real freedom's rare... Our fabric's rippin'...gate ain't locked... FReepers tell me, MUD ain't "in"... (MUD takin' it home on harmonica...) Mudboy Slim (6/3/06) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "No Sympathy for the Lib'rals" Please allow me to introduce the World... They saw their chance in St. Petersburg, They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed... I swear to you, Democrats are to blame! (cool guitar jammin') Please believe me, Slick's tyrants are to blame. 'Cuz the Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints! Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name! Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name. MUDBOY SLIM 1 Posted on 04/24/2000 06:24:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Country's at a crossroads, fightin' to do what's Right... Rock'n'roll saves yer soul... RATbots defend treason...the Left has lost its mind... Rock'n'roll saves yer soul... (BigMan on guitar...) Right is gettin' orn'ry...patriots got much to do... Rock'n'roll saves yer soul... Rock'n'roll saves yer soul... Mudboy Slim (6/13/06) BTW...**Reagan-RepublicansInNameOnly "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Right remains divisible... Right was born with a righteous quest... 'Cuz Right is only Nat'ral, Left... Walk the walk...stand and fight!! Leftists say, "Big Guv'ment's GOOD!!" 'Cuz Right must overcome Left's fears... Mudboy Slim (27 May 2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, You gotta shimmy to the bar... Just lend yer mind, play a role...seek Truth fer this Nation!! Check out DiscoDave...maestro's all the rage... The BigMan doesn't mind if he doesn't make the scene... And a crowd of Mud's boys...they're freakin' some sounds on recorder... And then Mudboy Slim steps right up to the microphone... Mudboy Slim (30 June 2006) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Listen to ol' SamWise...gazin' down on Mordor with me... Everybody, FReep somebody!! Everybody, FReep somebody!! (guitar solo) Our way's the Right way...we fight RATS!! Everybody, FReep somebody!! Mudboy Slim (2006-02-24) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, RATS R terminalLEE IGNORANT...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Tell us why yer people fight what's right, Allah... Fight yer petty little wars...Koran's been hijacked!! (BigMan screamin' it on guitar) We're lookin' to you...pleading with you... Butt out!! Butt out!! Mudboy Slim (2006-07-21) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Regards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I never liked all Dem whiners... John Kerry's a Leftist LIAR... I ain't takin' it easy... John Kerry's a Sosh'list LIAR... Mudboy Slim (06/07/2004) BTW...Views: 550671 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Wish You Were Here")
Lib'rals from Hell?!!
Yer rights be damned!!
Shall we fell the vile thugs?!!
Or sheepishly kneel?!!
Yer life should be brave...
Won't you fight fer yer kids?!!
Real heroes fer HO's?!!
Sweet Justice fer "Peace"?!!
FReedom fer "secur'ty"?!!
Big Guv'ment must change...
'Cuz Nation's been stained...
John Kerry fled from the War...
Hanoi John's goals are Left's shame!!
Lib'rals are lost souls...
Beggin' 'cuz they're all whores!!
Guv'ment's Left's pimp!!
Right must retake the same old ground...
Sing out, be proud...FReedom's dear!!
Right's fightin' FEAR!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3098. To: All (#3072)
(To be sung to the Five Man Electrical Band's "Signs")
So I buried my views down deep in my heart, and I went in to ask Bill, "Why?"
He said, "You look like a fine Left-leanin' young man, I think you'll do!"
So I called out to Slick, sang, "It'd make me sick, PUNK, me workin' for you!"...Woah!
Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime,
Obstructin' inquiries, trashin' what's Right!
Do this, don't do that...Lib'rals blow my mind!!
So I jumped on the stage and I yelled at the louse, "James, what gives you the right...
To put up a Wall to keep the Truth out, or to keep this Vile Prez'dent in?
If Reagan was well, he'd tell ya to your face, 'Boy, you're some kind of sinner!!!'"
Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime,
Attackin' good Americans for doin' what's Right!
What's this, DemocRATS, don't you feel contrite?!
We can't bear to watch, NO! Damn the Elites...keep their Power preyin' on our fears!
"TIME" says, "You gotta have a Socialist Card to report their lies...!! Unhh!!
But since the Left's Bias corrupts it all, our views don't get any airplay.
So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little songs...
I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me...I'm alive and Rightin' Wrongs..."
Wooo!!!
Insist on Re-Impeachment, Raze Left's Wall of Slime...
Do this, and you'll find that...Ol' Slick'll Do Time!!
Slime, slime...Clinton SHALL DO TIME!!
Slime...slime, slime...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3099. To: All (#3098)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3100. To: Trump Dept. of Justice (#3099)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Fleetwood Mac's "Don't Stop (Thinkin' 'bout Tomorrow)")
DemocRATS, got'em a sleazy style!"
Open yer eyes and hear what I say,
"Slick's scandals, they ain't goin' away!"
Don't stop, Slick's Prosecution's near!
Liberal lies won't protect Left's Whore...
Bill Clinton's gone...Slick Willie's done!!
Medyuh ignores the things that he's done.
Yes, the Left's been foolin' you,
Elite's arrogance just belittles you!!
Don't stop, there's no need for fear!
Election year's right around the bend...
DemocRAT scum, the rout is on!!
It won't take but a little while.
Right will fight until Bill is through...
Treas'nous ways must discontinue!!
Don't stop, his guilt's all too clear!
We can do much better than Algore...
Fear mongering's wrong, Prince Crisis's done!
Don't stop, 'cuz Freedom we hold dear!!
Future looks brighter than before,
With Liberal's gone, Big Guv'ments done!!
Ooooohhh, don'tcha feel so proud?!!
Ooooohhh, kick Left outta town!
FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS WILL BE FORTHCOMING!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3101. To: All (#3100)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3102. To: BrerRabbit, Crystalk, sneakypete, languid, AuntB, goldilucky, r-u-n-n o-f-t, buckeroo, war (#3004)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Van Halen's "Beautiful Girls")
We're savin' the world, oh yeah!!
We're gonna make righteous stands...ol' Mudboy Slim's gotta band and WHOA!! ha ha...
We're whuppin' Dem Lib'rals...ah yeah!!
Love to FReep 'cuz it's funny...and Dem Leftists, they are SCUMMY!!
RATS yearn fer Guv'ment Power...
Treas'nous John Kerry LOATHES yer Liberty...
Fight fer Right...put foolish down!!
Please accompany me...'til Right wins 'cross the Earth...ah yeah!!
Yeah...Lib'ralism's dead!!
The Right FReeps fer the Fate of the World...
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
And I know you know Right's takin' righteous stands!! (Righteous stands!!)
Big Guv'ment's fer slaves...taxes, we pay and we pay!!
The RightWing's FReepin' 'gainst Big Guv'ment, ha-ha-ha!! (Join our stand!!)
RATS yearn fer Guv'ment Power!!
Slick's treason 'gainst the FRee threatens Liberty...
Crimes're more than foolin' 'round!!
The Right FReeps fer the Fate of the World!!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
Help Right DEVOLVE POWER!!
Right's savin' the world!! (Savin' the world!!)
Ol' Mudboy Slim's gotta band...we're takin' some Righteous stands!!
The Right FRee-ee-eeps fer the Fate of the World!! (Fate of the World!!)
Oh yeah!!
The Right FReeps fer the Fate of the World...
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Ow!!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Ow!!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
Woo! Come here, Lib'rals!! Come here!! Woo!!
What's your name, Lib'ral? What's your--hey! Hey, where ya goin'?!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
Hey! Hey, hey! Wait a minute, wait a min... Oh!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
Left's scumbags...we'll FReep 'em!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
We'll do without 'em...YO!!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
(smooch)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3103. To: All (#3072)
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Simple Man")
But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core!
I gotta work like a dog...I'm enslaved to DeeCee...
Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese,
And I'm madder'n Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more!
Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!"
But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Let's have another toke!"
Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down.
Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope,
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope,
Hang Left by Slick's Lies and MAKE 'EM PAY 'til Ol' Slick steps down!
People done gone thrown their values away,
They're livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof...
"A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth."
Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him,
Can't you Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, MAN!!
But if I ketch somebody breakin' in my house,
I got my 12-gauge shotgun waitin' on the other side!
So don't go a pushin' me against my will,
I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will,
So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by!
Becuz as far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse,
For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse,
But I gotta way to put an end to all that madness...
You just put them Lib'rals back on a boat,
Send 'em all First-class and make sure they don't VOTE,
Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever it suits 'em best!
People done gone put their Bibles away...
They livin' by the "Law of Bill Clinton" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof,
"A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth!"
Bill better watch what he's sayin', we're closin' in on him...
Right's Hell-bent on Justice...Slick's a Traitor, man!!
Mudboy's bent on Justice, you're Term's Hist'ry, man!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3104. To: All (#3103)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3105. To: A K A Stone, goldilucky, Cyber-Band (#1864)
(To be sung to Molly Hatchet's "The Creeper")
Time Big Guv'ment's gone!!
Lib'rals don't know the difference no mo'...
Between--ahhh--Right and Wrong!!
Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right...
When the FReeper sings his songs!!
Strike out fer yer FReedoms, ladies...
Ahhh...Righteous're strong!!
I say we're gonna be both Bold and Right...
Loh-oh-ord...when the FReepers sing their songs...yeah!!
Right's out fer Justice...I'm Mudboy Slim!!
The road Left walks is dark and dim...
Don't let DemRATS lead you towards Left's sin!!
They'll cut a whole baby...
Mods'll stab you in the back...
Reject all those DemocRATS!!
Truth's more trouble than Left thinks...
We know Dubyuh, he won't blink!!
Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right...
Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReepers sing their songs...yeah!!
Killin' people every day...
Ahh...soldiers out to catch them Traitors...
Freedom's here to stay!!
I say, "Right gonna stand and fight the fight...
When the FReepers sing their songs!!"
Watch out fer Slim's CD, baby...
MUD's patriot songs!!
Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReepers sing their songs!! Yeah!!
Said we're gonna stand and fight the fight...
Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReeper sings his songs!! Yeah!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3106. To: All (#3105)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3107. To: war, ferret, formerlurker, dwbh, xusmc0311, rotten, Big Meanie, Pretty Boy Floyd, Joe Hadenuf (#3106)
(To be sung to Grand Funk Railroad's "We're an American Band")
Vast RightWing's gonna rock...whup Left 'til they're dazed.
FReep, FReep Lib'rals -- go on attack!!
Big Guv'ment just blows and that's a natural fact!!
Gotta fight 'gainst Willie Slick...
I gotta tell you, "Power's his thing!!"
RATS' fools are ladies...they can't fight...
As long as it'll take us...Gonna make things Right!!
We're gonna make a stand!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help bring Big Guv'ment down!!
We're a Conservative Band!!
Right's strengthening our hand...watch as Dem Lib'rals implode!!
FReedom's good, FReepin's Right...we enjoy the fight!!
RATS hurl their invectives...but they just ain't Right!!
Ignore Dem RINOS, we gotta plan...
Rush Limbaugh shall greet Mudboy and his band!!
MUD says, "Come on, fools...let's get it on!!"
RightWing's succeeding, we'll tear Big Guv'ment down!!
We're gonna save this Land!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help bring Big Guv'ment down!!
We're a Conservative Band.
We're gonna make our stand!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help bring Slick Willie down!!
We're a Conservative Band!!
We'll sing accross this great land!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help tear Liberals down!!
We're a Conservative Band!!
We ain't no LeftWinger Band!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help bring Big Guv'ment down!!
We're a Conservative Band!!
We're a Conservative Band, ooo-ooo.
We're a Conservative Band, ooo-ooo.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3108. To: holdonnow, putupon, M. Thatcher (#3107)
(To be sung to The Who's "Pinball Wizard")
From DeeCee down to Norfolk, I've had myself a ball!!
It ain't easy bein' RightWing, but Left's bemusement's all!!
RATS, Left's dumb and spineless...MUD pays to play, Limbaugh!!
FReep out, all you mudsters...aid our RightWing schemes!!
Stand up and be counted...as Lib'ral Legions fall...
RATS, Left's dumb and spineless...MUD pays to play, Limbaugh!!
A RightWing spinner...Left's got a subtle lisp!!
How do you think he does it? MUD don't know...
What makes us so good?
We kneel, pray for action...damn Dem Leftists smell!!
Y'all contribute your say...Dem RINOs shall be mauled!!
Folks, Left's dumb and spineless...MUD pays to play, Limbaugh!!
But I'm just standing so Guv'ment Power'll be trimmed!!
Rush disciples sing MUD's hymns...we're FReepin' with the best!!
We got BigMan, we got Fingers...DiscoDave's da bomb!!
Folks, Left's dumb and spineless...MUD pays to play, Limbaugh!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3109. To: All (#3108)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song")
Ah-ah-ahh-ah...ah-ah-ahh-ah...
We sing for our land...we're Right, you know...
We're the FarRight, son...that there's TREASON, bro!!
So Right, we're bored...MUD sings the cry, "Hollyweird, Right is coming!!"
'Til ev'ry soul can see the Left be scorned!!
We'll sing for our land...we're the Right, you know...
It's a big world, bub...Slick snorts Hot Springs' blow!!
And now we talk of winning wars...we LOATHE Dem overlords!!
'Til ev'ry soul can see the Left be scorned!!
In peace, we trust...let's win the day...this fight we won't be losing!!
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh...
Ahh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh,ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh,ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3110. To: All (#3109)
(To be sung to Molly Hatchet's "Fall of the Peacemakers")
This land rejects all kings!!
The Truth shall find its voice...
For Freedom, we sing...patriots shall sing!!
Good men must take a stand...smaller Guv'ment is our goal!!
Folks, the Truth is everything!!
We'll fight the fight so Left's free to prance...
Folks, imagine RATS called MUD a dreamer.
How many times must Guv'ment LIE?!!
How many fears must good patriots fight?!!
Country suffers from RATS' madness...
FReep fer Justice!! Ohhh...FReep fer Justice!!
We're Liberty's friend and for Justice we lust!!
Take a stand...WIN THE WAR!!
White doves shall fly!! Peace to all!!
'Cuz when Right fights, the SheepMasters'll fall!!
Left ain't scarey anymore.
Black thread shall smite Left's fears and Left's lies...
AlQueda's Death and Violence!!
How many times must Lib'rals lie?!
How come RINOs like avoiding fights?!
Country suffers from RATS' madness!!
Ohh...Freep fer Justice!! Ohhh...help freep fer Justice!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3111. To: All (#3072)
(To be sung to Hank Williams, Jr.'s version of his daddy's song, "KAW- LIGA!!")
He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know...
FReepers demand answers...you gotta go!!
That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Too corrupt to ever do what's Right...
Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!
IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Slick's face is red...
McAuliffe, yer Party's good as dead!!
His fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitors but the Voters ain't aware!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!! In yer trial evidence'll grow...
Right'll make sure, then, the Sheeple know.
And took her, oh, so far away, but young McAuliffe stayed
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Punk stole from Winnick's Global Crossing...
And wishes he was still McLowlife's Scheme.
IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Left's face is red...
MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3112. To: All (#3111)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3113. To: Landru, sultan88, M. Thatcher, holdonnow (#3071)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones "Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heartbreaker)")
We've chased Algore 'cuz he's a DORK!!
Usin' McAwful, Chairman of the DNC...
Right'll make Osama bill's cellmate bark!!
Right's gonna tear Left's World apart!!
RINO punks...yer just Blueblood Bores...
Christ's gonna quench yer ravenous void!!
Tell 'em, "Bring it to JimRob's Forum!!"
Slick lied...he ain't dirt...yer MUD's gallery...
Dem Lib'rals said, "MUD has no chance...no chance!!"
You know our Rage shan't be denied!!
LawBreakers...StainMakers...
Smite thy Leftists' Ignorance Desired!!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Lefgt's World apart!!
Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Left's World apart!!
You shall now feel our Righteous Storm!!
McAuliffe!! Terry Mac!!
MUD's gonna tear yer vile world down!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Left's World apart!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3114. To: A K A Stone, goldilucky, redleghunter, Hondo68, Murron (#3113)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3115. To: All (#3114)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3116. To: All (#3081)
(To be sung to Santana's "Black Magic Woman")
Trust the facts and good reason...
Right's gotta stand up fer FReedom!!
Help US to fight fer the FRee!!
RAT-freaks are whacked, tragic figures...
Left's tryin' to stake the heart of Liberty!!
BureaucRATS outta DeeCee!!
Left, don't turn yer back on SlimShady...
MUD's messin' 'round with yer heads!!
Folks, turn the RATS outta DeeCee!!
Do what's Right, stand up proud, Dittoheads!!
Give Left hell, Limbaugh babies!!
Yes, Rush gots a spell on US, Nation...
Turning our spines into steel!!
I FReep 'gainst the RATS' tragic lessons
MUD shan't let RATbots be!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3117. To: Mudboy Slim (#3114)
The D&R terrorists hate us because we're free, to vote second party
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#3118. To: All (#3116)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3119. To: hondo68 (#3117)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3120. To: All (#3119)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3121. To: goldilucky, Cyber-Band, Billie, harpo11, Howlin, sultan88, x, dead, Happygal (#3072)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks")
If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!!
An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATS have no place to stay!!
Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan...
Bush's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!!
-ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.
All DemRATS have sunken so low!!!!
If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you...
Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro.
Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.
Slick...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!!
'Cuz when Slick's stonewall breaks, Bubba'll git Dem PrisonBlues!! ah~ooh- hooh.
Yep, that's Right, I sat on the levee an' crooned!!
A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.
Ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahhh.
Hey! Oh!
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
Sorry, but I can't take you~ahhh.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down,
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' do__wn.
Slick's goin' down, Slick's goin' down now.
Left's goin' down, Left's goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down-down-down-down-down
~oooh~ooh~ooh~ooh ooh~ooh~ooh.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3122. To: All (#3121)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3123. To: goldilucky, r-u-n-n o-f-t, AuntB, BrerRabbit, samcgwire, war, ferret, Burkeman1, Badeye (#3101)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Simple Twist of Fate")
To march against "Dubyuh's War"...
The Medyuh spin keeps missing the mark...
FReep them with yer VOTES!!
Give Left hell 'til they're gone...
RATS wish that they weren't freaks...
Left's washed up...folks, why must Lib'rals HATE?!
Mudboy's righteous tunes keep givin' RATS hell...
We'll rock the world 'cuz freedom's swell...
Liberty is burnin' bright!!
RATS fear the dreams of the Right...
Clinton is Left's Traitor...
Truth is Lib'rals simply love to HATE!!
The DeeCee FReepers a ruckus made...
'Cuz we're Right...Left's losers're afraid...
We're free, we're acting up!!
We fought against Slick Willie's scum...
Too bad Senate didn't rate...
RATS fergit about that Waco Act of HATE!!
Life is good, but it ain't fair...
Just tell yerself, "BigGuv'ment Cares!!"
Bush is Lib'ral, he ain't Right!!
Reagan's Amnesty was vile...
Lib'rals, they just cannot relate...
Tell me why...why must DemocRATS HATE?!
We'll stalk all Dem Lib'rals...Liberty ROCKS!!
Sons are gone...still, the Lib'ral Left taunts...
RATS do favors fer Chi-Coms!!
Please don't believe the Medyuh spin...
Freedom is our fate!!
Once more, why do Lib'ral RATbots HATE?!
'Cuz MAF is mean, while JimRob grins...
The nation grieved...we lost the Twins!!
Dubyuh's reigned supreme...
Amnesty's his dream...
But Right is just too great...
Fame is but a fickle twist of fate!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3124. To: M. Thatcher, holdonnow, PhiKapMom, conservativemusician, ArneFufkin, stand watie, KLT (#3122)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")
To the Left, they feel no shame!
Been around here for forty long years...
Stole many a man's Hope and Faith!
Fascists in Power when Jesus Christ...
Bore our crosses and bore our pain.
Made damn sure our Savior...
Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!
Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!
Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!
When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed.
Killed the Czar and his ministers...
As well as any Man who could think!
They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...
When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!
Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!
Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!
Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!
They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?"
While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!
Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...
But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!
Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame!
Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!
Oh yeah! But what's important now is the ending of Bill's reign!
While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint!
When you see Slick, show due courtesy...
But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's a snake!
Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show your face!!
Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton down is why I must serenade.
Uhmm, I mean it...Get out...Yeehah...Resign!...Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!
Tell you, voters, it's something you can change!
Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!
Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!
Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3125. To: All Pookies TOONS Fans (#3124)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3126. To: samcgwire, sweetjustusnow, out damned spot, Rufus T Firefly, RussKon45, WeHaveAProblem, boognish, Slavik_Avenger, domer (#3123)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Let It Grow")
Folks, tell me which way I should vote to fight Left's cancer.
Commence the righteous show...
Stand fer love and let RATS know...
Freedom's awesome, Good Lord knows!!
Lib'ral scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!
R-RINO** whores shall fret and spin, but there's a rout on!!
Friends, BigGuv'ment's cover's blown...
Ain't it fun to stand and Post?!
Freedom's awesome, Allah knows!!
Leftist scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!
Whup some a$$ and foolish twits shall learn the meaning...
Our best shall learn MUDZ tunes...
RightWing's love forever shown!!
Freedom's awesome, Jesus knows!!
RATbot scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!
Freedom's awesome, one God knows!!
Medyuh scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3127. To: All (#3126)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3128. To: All (#3127)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Lonely Stranger")
'Cuz our thinking's FRee!!
I have joined...in many FReeps...
Defendin' Liberty!!
Wise hunger to be FRee!!
Parents taught, "Never Fear!!"
RATS discourage me.
FReedom is THE Way!!
Sheeple must learn what’s goin’ on...
Truth shall win the day!!
Yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...
FReedom is not FRee!!
Left, it tries...to stoke our fears...
So just let RATS be!!
RINOs, they agree...
RATS're hooked...on Welfare pay...
That’s not Right to me.
FReedom is THE Way!!
Med'yuh don’t know what’s goin’ on...
Folks, Right shall make Slick pay!!
Yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...
"FReedom is THE Way!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3129. To: All (#3128)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3130. To: Disco Dave, BigMan, Skeeter, Fingers, MonDremo, TheHawk, Cyber-Band, BallMitt, Doood (#3129)
(To be sung to Dire Straits' "Sultans of Swing")
Soldiers winnin' in Iraq...fear our might!!
South of the river, we rock and we roll ev'ryday...
Our band is proud of Dixie...we're the FarRight!!
Ain't 'fraid to fight 'cuz we know DemRATS're lame!!
Condemn SlickWillie's stain...we'll see the RATS go down...
The great devolution...noble emancipation!!
The eeevil Lib'ral Whore'd shall forfeit Power!!
Way on downsouth...come on downsouth...RichmondTowne!!
Folks, he loves his women...dude doesn't want to fake the style we bring!!
And a beatup Ford is all he can afford...
But he stands up under them lights and his guitar sings!!
He's gotta StateParks' job...he's doing alright.
He can play jazz & rock fer that evil green...
Jackin' it up each Friday night...
With the Syntaurs...with the Syntaurs who sing!!
Stump and Fresh, with Billy and Fingers, smokin' Skeeter's joe!!
We're takin' a stand...we'll rout all Dem gutless Lib'ral bands!!
Our fate shall be of Reagan's soul!!
And the Syntaurs played DeeCee.....
And sings at last..."Justice shall always reign!!
Thank you, FarRight...scofflaws, time to go home!!
Reject RATS' path...Let Freedom Ring!!"
We are the Syntaurs!! We are the Syntaurs who sing!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3131. To: All (#3130)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3132. To: WhiteSands, Landru, Diva Betsy Ross, blackie, AuntB, sinspur, jla, buckeroo, Jeff Head (#3131)
(To be sung to Marshall-Tucker Band's "Everybody Needs Somebody")
Resistin' Power...we'll stay, we'll take the heat!!
FReeper song on the radio...
Reminds MUD of where he'd like to be...
You help them make their world all Right!!
Truth's our goal...reworked tunes...
Buddy, give US some time!!
We're gonna fight 'cuz we're bold...
We'll erase Clinton's stain.
Limbaugh knows Sun Tzu...we're driving RATS insane!!
My life is HardRight...couldn't live life any other way...
Someday, Lib'rals, you'll be beggin' MUD to play!!
You help 'em break out from Left's blight!!
Truth's our goal...sold-out room...
"Muslims," I say, "Allah's Righ-eye-ight!!"
Left shan't take our souls...ignore LeftWing Medyuh KRAP!!
Folks, I've missed you...and I ain't ashamed to say...
Someday FReepers, I'll be coming home to stay!!
Our Liberty is worth the fight!!
Truth's our goal...worthwhile tunes...
FReepers don't play 'cuz we're Righ-eye-ight!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3133. To: All (#3132)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3134. To: All (#3133)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Those Shoes")
This ain't the Crusades, dont'cha know?!
All the killin' of "infidels" ain't Mohammed...
Why can't you cast the last stone?
God knows, yer oppression's been tough...
But freedom's good...y'all ain't had enuff!!
Yer lives are still yers to lose.
Come on now, Hezbollah, why you tryin' to kill those Jews?!
Killed those smilin' little kids with yer Jihad!!
Y'all should have more independence...
But killin' folks ain't how to start.
Desperation leaves some awful scars...
Too many people died in "Holy Wars"...
Why can't you see yer bein' used?!
Come on now, Free Iraq...just quit yer Jihad against Jews!!
Join us in a world without this fear...
Come learn the wisdom of MUD!!
We're prayin' fer you...
Wanna warn you...
US folks love our freedoms...we hold them dear.
Oooh, we got some big guns!!
Good Muslims gotta speak truth...
Tyrants wanna git their hands on nukes...
It's a war yer gonna lose.
Come on now, Iranians...Won't you stop the killing of Jews?!
Come on now, good Muslims...Won't you stop yer killing those Jews?!
Butt out!! Butt out!!
Butt out!! Butt out!!
Butt out!! Butt out!!
Butt out!! Butt out!!
Butt out!! Butt out!!
Butt out!! Butt out!!
Butt out!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3135. To: All (#3134)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3136. To: Born Again Hippo, Cyber-Band, SamFromSC, Diva Betsy Ross, sultan88, jla, FBD, BOBTHENAILER, blackie, AuntB (#3135)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Unknown Legend")
Lib'rals wanna DE-libertize US!!
Right's Law and Order Justice was...
Ignored by the RAT Whore'd!!
We gotta take Clinton down...
Devolve all Dem fools' Power!!
Willie's TREASON is groovy...
Or so Left thought!!
He LIED 'bout his VietNam buds...
His long brown hair floppin' as he flipped!!
He's been scammin' all his life...
Gig'lo who charms rich brides...
Conspirin' with the effete Dem Elites...
Fer Truth, we FReep!!
We're FReepin' ol' songs.
MUD is an unknown legend in his mind!!
Next, we'll destroy Dem Libs...
November's RATS' tragic diss!!
We'll git the DemonRAT crooks and Slick's spies!!
He LIED 'bout his VietNam buds...
His long brown hair floppin' as he fibbed!!
Lusts fer Power all his life...
Left's goal's to steal yer life!!
Conspirin' with America's enemies...
Fer Truth, we FReep!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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