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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#2994. To: All U brainDEAD Lib'rals (#2993)
Regards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, In the past, has anyone accused you as to being a brain-dead idiot?
Only braindead RATZ like U, Bucky...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "FRee Iraq!!" Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!! Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!! These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!! FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!! God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!! (ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie- anny) Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?! And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight... FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!! FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!! Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!) BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. 1 posted on 4/9/2003, 11:00:05 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, DeeCeeRATZ--not unlike our resident whiney RAT-apologist, buckeroo-- Then again, they R hilarious 2 make fun of, though, ain't they?! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break... Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh... RATS, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!! Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no... ah~ooh-hooh. All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh, Ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, hahhh. We're rollin'... Ahhh~oooh~ohh. Mudboy Slim 26 posted on 4/9/2003, 12:00:05 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, 3000...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Liars!!" While FReepin', we're fightin' fer a BetterWorld... Good folks, we...shall ride the Winds of Change... So let's ROLL, men...DETHRONE Slick!! (The BigMan and CM on duelin' lead guitars) Said Up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams FReegards...MUD BTW...goldi, we are only without the Power to change things for the better if we refuse to stand up 120 posted on 4/10/2003, 2:20:12 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, TRUMP 2020...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Good advice 4 U, twinkletoes...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "McAuliffe's Tune" Barry's Prez'dent...Dem's the facts of Life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Terrie starts talkin' and it sounds so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey Terrie, did you hear about this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! Here's a little nugget fer the Freedom-believer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey Terrie, do you hear me sing this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! Mudboy Slim (27 January 2009) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, They'll stone you when yer trying to sing fer Good... RATS stone you 'cuz they're all just lazy FREAKS... Left'll stone you when yer singin' on Fox Cable... Well RATS stone you and say that they're yer friends... (Improvised Syntaurs FreakJam) Yes, Lib'rals stone you when folks are all alone... Mudboy Slim (13 October 2009) BTW..."DE-Criminalize Pot at the Federal Level!!" "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, The RAT-messiah obviousLEE FAILed...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Whazzup, U lightweight ObamaBOT ninny/"ward of the State"?! ROFLMAO@U, Bucky...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, RINOZ R an "Endangered Species" in DeeCee come 2018-20-22...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Lib'rals!!" Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!! Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATS, They Love POWER!! So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!! Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!! White RATS, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!! ' LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!! Mudboy Slim 615 posted on 09/23/2002 1:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, RINOZ R an "Endangered Species" in the U.S. Senate...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Mac-Auliffe Came Down to Richmond" McAuliffe came down to Richmond, Ol' Mud said, "My name's Mudboy and I don't trust yer spin... (Chorus) Terry PUNK opened up his case and said, "I'll start this show!" (McAuliffe fiddle solo...Leftist Med'yuh keyboards in...) When Slick, Jr. finished, Mudboy said, "Spies in Slick's White House, Leftist Scum... (Mudboy solo) McAuliffe bowed his head becuz he knew that he'd been beat, Mud sang, "Spies in Slick's White House, Vile TREASON!! An oldie but a goodie...MUD 1 Posted on 08/08/1999 23:30:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, From another thread, a discussion about whether or not America should hold Bill Clinton accountable for the multiple felonies he and his Administration have committed... bayourod in bold "...focus only on the question of whether Bill Clinton should be brought to trial. This was the great question when Nixon resigned and Ford pardoned him because he didn't think the nation should be put through the ordeal of a trial of Mr. Nixon." First off, Nixon was never accused of committing a criminal offense vis a vis Watergate. Ford pardoned him, but there was never an actual law broken...I would argue that Clinton has committed multiple felonies that, if prosecuted, would have him in jail until the day he passed on to his Final Judgement. "Some of the considerations should be: : While I seriously believe Clinton has most likely conspired to have folks murdered, I've yet to see the concrete evidence; still, just because he's an ex-POTUS, should he be allowed to get away with rampant Abuse of Power, blatant Obstruction of Justice and Perjury, and making a mockery of our existing Campaign Finance Laws? I say no. "2. What was the impact of the crime on the nation? Was the impact negligible like pardoning someone for going AWOL during World War II; or does the crime threaten the very existence of the country, such as selling China the secrets enabling them to destroy every major city in the nation?" As the highest-ranking member of the Executive Branch, IMHO Clinton's crimes have done major damage to the legitimacy of our government, and thereby the "very existence of the country." How can a blatant abuser of our laws be allowed to go absolutely unpunished in a Land that claims that NO MAN IS ABOVE THE LAW?! Explain that to the teenager imprisoned for smoking a weed in his basement. "3. How strong is the evidence? Is it circumstantial, relying on the testimony of dubious witnesses; or is there incontrovertable physical evidence such as video recordings and records written in Bill's hand?" The arrogance Clinton has displayed in committing multiple felonies has resulted in a carelessness that will bear fruit in any SERIOUS investigation of his crimes. There are many, many people within his sphere of influence who know where the skeletons are buried, and they have likewise committed crimes in his service. As these underlings are brought to Justice and plead out, they will provide valuable testimony linking Clinton to any number of crimes that you and I may never even been aware of. And Clinton has been extremely sloppy in leaving documented proof of his guilt to be readily discovered by hungry investigators. "4. Was the offense committed as an official act, such as selling seats on trade missions, or was it entirely separate from official duties, such as rape?" SHEEESH, my FRiend, I cannot believe you actually believe this is a consideration. We are a Nation of Laws, and if those laws are legitimate enough to prosecute you or me for, why not some hayseed from Arkansas? "5. Would prosecution cause bitter division among Americans because the offense is one that people hold strongly held opposite opinions on, such as lying about having sex because that's what gentlemen are taught to do; or one that everyone is in agreement on, such as using FBI files to blackmail elected officials?" Once again, if folks are going to argue that the Laws are invalid, how come we don't see an uprising calling for said laws to be revoked, so that you and I cannot be held accountable for them, just like the ex-Most Powerful Man in the FReeWorld?! "6. How would prosecution effect future policy. Would it create a public outcry for campaign finance reform that would result in destruction of our First Amendment rights and turn the government over to liberal Democrats? Would it appear to Democrat voters as petty vindictiveness on the part of Republicans that would result in such a backlash that Democrat Senators would be forced to reject confirmation of pro-life judges?" Here, my FRiend, you are arguing political strategy. Fair enough, as that seems to be most FReepers' argument against holding the ex-First Felon accountable for his many crimes against this Nation. My response is that this is a very important time in our Country's history, as we are deciding whether or not We the Sheeple will sit idly by and allow Rampant Corruption to go on at the highest echelons of the Federal Guv'ment, and do absolutely NOTHING!! SHEEESH...Clinton's not a frickin' KING...he's no different than you or I!! Are LeftWing DemocRATS going to actually argue that a corrupt ex- POTUS should be allowed to get away with committing multiple felonies? If so, are the Sheeple going to go along meekly and support those same hopelessly-corrupt individuals in the next election? If so, we've already lost this Country, and we should readily expect to go the way of the once- great Roman Empire. "Now to answer your question. I believe we elected a President who is of extremely high moral character who loves this country and is trying as hard as he can to do what he sincerely believes is best for our nation. I believe that he chose an honest, conscientious, competent Attorney General. I have complete confidence in their judgment and will support whatever decisions that they make." Here, my FRiend, we are in complete agreement...however, I believe Dubyuh and Ashcroft need to hear from folks who "sincerely believe [what] is best for our nation" is that the Guilty--no matter how Powerful or allegedly popular--are brought to Justice!! Are we a Nation of Laws? Or are certain folks in this Country ABOVE the Laws that govern and restrict the rest of us? Seriously, my fellow FReepers, am I just a Right-Wing Whacko for expecting the Laws of this Nation to apply to ALL Americans...even those who once held office at the highest echelons of our Federal Guv'ment?! FReegards...MUD 1 Posted on 07/14/2001 23:39:12 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, It's true!! The Left's been had... Yeah, Willie says, "I feel yer pain." Hey News, you let US down... So sing out loud about Slick's sins... Poltroons, don't look so sad... Mudboy Slim (4 August 1998) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, RATZ SUCK Donkey DIX-eeeeeee...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, If my words did flow...from talk radio with Limbaugh... I can't help myself...my thoughts must be spoken... Ripples in still water... Bill must be told...to take the highway... Ripples in still water... La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh... Mudboy Slim (8/17/98) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Never EVER trust the DeeCeeRAT-media.....EVER!! Quite sincereLEE...MUYD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Once upon a time, there was a magical Kingdom, where a God-fearing, industrious people flourished, enjoying their Lives, their Liberty, and their Pursuit of Happiness. These good people were empowered by their trust in a Government of Constitutionally-limited powers, the inherent goodness of their Democratically-chosen Leaders, and their belief that Justice and the Rule of Law ultimately triumphs over all. This Great Kingdom, led by the patriot Reagan, fought the Great Crusade against the evil, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and were Victorious, inspiring other Peoples--longing for FReedom--to look upon the Kingdom as a Shining City on the Hill! Until one day, a devious cabal of power-hungry men and womyn infiltrated the Kingdom, casting a wicked spell of Fear, Cynicism, and Doubt that steadily enslaved ever-increasing numbers of these good people in the shackles of Dependency and Entitlement. And the power of these despoilers of freedom--who called themselves Lib'rals--grew immense, as they wrested control of the Halls of Enlightenment, the Chroniclers of Information, the Ministry of Culture, and the gargantuan Bureaucracy of Regulators. As the Great Reagan and his many strong Knights returned from vanquishing the despots of the Red Fiefdom, they wearily attempted to resist this Vast, Left-Wing Conspiracy and the sinister tide of Pessimism that had permeated the Soul of their once-great Kingdom. However, Reagan had grown weak and ill from his heroic efforts, and the defenders of Liberty--who called themselves Conservatives--found themselves without a strong leader, and temporarily without direction. And the Sheeple were spell-bound and silent... Into this breach strode the vile, boorish ruler, Slick Willie, a charlatan without a soul, devoid of character, and driven only by a shameless Lust for Power (and for young harlots to whom he was not betrothed). The Lib'rals hailed his tyrannical reign and excused his TREASONOUS crimes, as this self-styled "Effete Elite" secretly despised the Kingdom's granting of FReedom and Liberty to the peasant folk, for it empowered their subjects and undercut the Lib'rals' claim on Power. The corrupt Slick Willie--who came to be known as Billzabubba--sought to further the enslavement of the once- strong Sheeple by secretly colluding with the despots of a new, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and conspired to increase his countrymen's dependence on the Omnipotent Diety of Guv'ment. Still, the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent... Until, gloriously, a wise man of Noble, yet Humble, descent--who came to be known as the Maja Rushi--arose from the masses, and spread accross the Kingdom his message of The Way Things Ought To Be. An heir to the optimism of Reagan, the Maja Rushi inspired millions to awake from their Mellow Apathy and strike out against the tyrannical rule of the Lib'rals and the reign of the evil Billzabubba. Still, most of the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent... Finally, a young balladeer--who came to be known as Mudboy Slim--joined the Great Crusade against Slick Willie! This young Patriot combined the optimism of Reagan with the wisdom of the Maja Rushi. Mudboy and MUDzMerryMinstrels vocalized many great folk songs that enlivened the Masses, causing the corrupt, Lib'ral spell to be broken and Billzabubba and his Lib'ral apologists to be vanquished from Power!! Thus, there dawned a great new Libertarian Era of ever-shrinking governmental authority and an ever-expanding emphasis on Individual Liberty and Personal Responsibility. Herein are compiled but a few of those songs that have been passed down through the Ages, The Ballads of Mudboy Slim... 1 Posted on 07/27/1999 22:20:57 PDT by Mudboy Slim So Sayeth the Word of...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Pookies TOONS ROCK...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Gee Dubyuh's mowin' down RATS' HO's with a righteous zeal... FReepin' 'gainst Dem lightweights and their BigGuv'mentPlans... (The BigMan givin' his guitar a workout) Folks, Mudboy's grooovin' down the road in his pickup Ford, (Guitar jammin' to fade) Mudboy Slim 886 posted on 04/25/2003 5:04 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim BTW...Views: 544716 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Dating scene is TOUGH 4 a GENUINE Constitutionalist...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Right's Been Fergotten!!" Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... "Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!" Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land... Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!! (Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle) Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score... Mudboy Slim BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. Justice is its own reward...MUD 1 posted on 11/4/2003, 10:05:05 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, If I could tell the World just one thing... We shan't stop with bin Laden's head!! My hands are gnarled and rough... Zealotry...felled the Silver Twins... Yes...heartache came to visit me... My hands are gnarled and rough... In the End, only the Truth matters... My hands are gnarled and rough... We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's mind. Mudboy Slim (9/18/01) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, YO!! RINO Senators!! YER VOTE 2 SAVE ObamaCare from EXTINCTION shall B the END 2 yer POLitical CAReer...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Right's sellin' postcards of Re-Impeachment... Yes, bin Clinton, he is so sleazy... And now Left's goons do Clinton's bidding... Young Chelsea, she's soooo KORRUPTED... Clinton tells lies like the Taliban... Med'yuh Whore'd...it sleeps thru MURDER!! In DeeCee streets, Left fails their "Victims"... *(NAGS=National Association of Gals) Way past midnight, INS Agents... FReepers, be Heroes...JOIN US!!! (Sweet Mudboy harpin') Yes, MUD conceived a letter yesterday... (MUD harpin' and strummin') Mudboy Slim (8/21/00) BTW..."the average murders per 100,000 residents in voting districts won by Gore equals 13.2... What kind of Country do YOU want?!!...MUD 20 posted on 12/27/2003, 11:51:22 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Righteous RightWing Ladies R waaay HOT...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Don't worry Gran'ma...it'll be alright... Lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom!!! We've heard Left's anguish... And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom... There are plenty of Sheeple who Pray fer Peace... Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers...join in and come play!! And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!! FReegards, my Jewel...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, REJECT the RINOZ in the '18/'20/'22 Primaries...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon... Folks, I ain't askin' my guv'ment fer nuthin'... Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some camel named "JOE"... 'Cuz Emperor Bill ain't clothed in nuthin'... (reprise) Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt... No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'... Mudboy Slim Folks, time to take out the trash... 1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim (upt@no.good!) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Sex Lunatic EX-President...a Miscreant EX-President... Young intern kneels in Bill's Hall...EX-President is lookin' small... But soon their dam'll break open...many Libs'll be ruined... EX-President has lost his head...Slick's debauchery we can't accept! So, if your heart hurts, you can't trust your own ears... [Eclipse] Slick lies so much...Slick lies with ease... To all you Libs...it ain't a big deal... Left can't create...Left just destroys... Mudboy Slim 1 Posted on 07/14/1999 00:25:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim BTW...Views: 544983 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Kerry's Party!!" Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!! (Chorus) FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep... (Chorus) [Bigman on sax, CM on guitar] Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!! FReegards...MUD 1 posted on 2/23/2004, 10:41:20 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Pookies TOONS ROCK" ...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2995. To: Mudboy Slim (#2994)
#2996. To: buckeroo (#2995)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2997. To: All (#2760)
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2998. To: pookie, buckeroo (#2997)
are incapable of rational thought/dialogue...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2999. To: cherry_bomb88, scholar, Scholastic, tgslTakoma, kristinn, sauropod, Angelwood, BufordP, ironman (#2998)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks")
If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!!
An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATS have no place to stay!!
Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan...
Bush's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!!
-ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.
All DemRATS have sunken so low!!!!
If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you...
Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro.
Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.
Slick...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!!
'Cuz when Slick's stonewall breaks, Bubba'll git Dem BareArsedBlues!!
Yep, that's Right, MUD sat on the levee an' crooned!!
A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.
Ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahhh.
Hey! Oh!
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
Sorry, but I can't take you~ahhh.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down,
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' do__wn.
Slick's goin' down, Slick's goin' down now.
Left's goin' down, Left's goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down-down-down-down-down
~oooh~ooh~ooh~ooh ooh~ooh~ooh.
(Let's Just Add William Jefferson Clinton to Dubyuh's Axis of Evil and Git It Over With!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3000. To: All (#2999)
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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3001. To: Cyber-Band, goldilucky, MeeknMing (#3000)
(To be sung to Creed's "Higher")
Fight RATS' Slime, my FRiends!!
'Cuz we're Right...we'll fight BigGuv'mentWaste...
'Cuz we don't wanna lose OUR Country to Left's HATE!!
FReedom is a hunger...to control our own Fates!!
Shun the LIES!! DemRATS we'll Liberate!!
Folks, let's ROLL there!!
Can't let Slick escape!!
Come on, REJECT FEAR!!
John Ashcroft WE AIN'T!!
Clinton is a LIAR!!
'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATS' Schemes!!
DemRATS're all LIARS!!
'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
To help FRee MinionsOfState!!
Fer Right(s), we shall FReep!!
'Cuz, my FRiends, we'd sacrifice all that's Right...
If WE "MovedOn"...Failed to Re-Impeach RATS' Shame!!
The Goal is to Imprison Slick...
Proclaim Slick's Disgrace...4 Bill's Rape!!
Folks, let's ROLL there!!
Shan't let Slick escape!!
Come on, REJECT FEAR!!
John Ashcroft WE AIN'T!!
Clinton is a LIAR!!
'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATS' Schemes!!
DemRATS're all LIARS!!
'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
C'mon, Let's Go, FRiends...FER Justice We FReep!!
Up high I feel like I'm alive for the very first time
Said Up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams
Convict RATS' Slime!!
Convict RATS' Slime!!
Clinton is a LIAR!!
'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATS' Schemes!!
DemRATS're all LIARS!!
'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
Clinton is a LIAR!!
'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATS' Schemes!!
FER Justice WE Aspire!!
'Tis OUR Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
to those who would gladly subjugate our will. Real positive change is tough, but I'll never believe WeThePeople, as FReePersons,
are not capable of instilling OUR wills on the BodyPolitic...if that makes me NAIVE, I hope I never grow outta it!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3002. To: All (#3001)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3003. To: buckeroo (#2995)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3004. To: All (#2992)
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Man on the Moon")
Axelrod, he wears the Rovian mask. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Monopoly, twenty one, checkers, and chess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hillary Clinton in her Sunday best. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
We like Change and we need Hope. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
DeeCee keeps borrowin' but our country's broke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Terrie, did you hear about this one? Tell me, what's the deal with Big Guv?
Hey Terrie, why you goofin' on Lincoln? Hey Nation, why're we so damned dumb?!!
If you believe this country's headed fer ruin...(McAuliffe Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then sosh'lists shall rule!!
Networks they seem to be gettin' wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Iran is troubling 'cuz nukes are in their grasp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Is our President really up to the task? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Terrie, are you workin' fer Soros? Hey Nation, are we losing touch?
If you believe our country's headed fer ruin...(McAuliffe Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!!...COME ON!!
Here's a little post fer our Liberty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Guv'ment must stop spendin' like drunk sailors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
David Axelrod, he is a Rovian A$$. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Terrie, don't you wanna just save US? Hey Terrie, spending way too much!!
If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(McAuliffe Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Tyranny's cool?!!....COOL?!!
If you believe, this country's headed fer ruin...(McAuliffe Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then sosh'lists shall rule!!
If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(McAuliffe Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!!...
If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(McAuliffe Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Tyranny's cool?!!....COOL?!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3005. To: meguro, ferret, Jethro Tull (#3004)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Everybody Must Get Stoned" (aka "Rainy Day Woman"))
They'll stone you just like Rush said they would...
They'll stone you when yer fighting fer yer home...
They'll stone you 'cuz RATS think yer all alone!!
Still folks, MUD does not feel so all alone...
All Dem Lib'rals must be stoned!!
RATS stone you when yer trying to set folks free!!
RATS stone you when you stand against their Lord...
RATS stone you with the LeftWing Media Whore'd!!
Folks, I do not feel so all alone...
All Dem Leftists must be stoned!!
Left'll stone you just 'cuz yer young and able...
Left'll stone you when yer trying to make a buck...
Left'll stone you and then RATS say, "You SUCK!!"
Folks, I shall not Brief Barack alone...
All Dem Marxists must be stoned!!
RATS stone you but Dem sheeple come back again...
RATS stone you when yer reachin' fer the stars...
RATS stone you when MUD's playing his guitar!!
Still folks, I do not feel so all alone...
All Dem Statists must be stoned!!
That's Right!!
Lib'rals stone you when you are outta Hope...
Lib'rals stone you whenever you are brave...
Lib'rals stone you when RATS tax you in yer grave!!
Still, I do not feel so all alone...
All Dem Lib'rals must be stoned!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3006. To: All ObamaBOTZ (#3005)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3007. To: buckeroo (#2995)
"One-third less calories than a regular year."
Still suckin' at the TEAT of the Federal Leviathan?!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3008. To: All U gutLESS RINOZ!! (#3007)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3009. To: Anthem, Arator, AAAbest, sultan88, Landru, cherry_bomb88, FBD, goldilucky, jla, AdSimp, MeeknMing, conservativemusician (#2855)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")
Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!!
Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!!
Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!
Lib'rals hide behind children..."Freedom" DemRATZ deplore!!
Left takes more'n half of what I own...
But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!!
BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!!
Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"
American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!!
Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!!
Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!
Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!!
Self-reliance, they can't Stand!!
Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!!
But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...They're all Enemies of the FREE!!
Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!!
Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!!
Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Leftists home...
Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!!
Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars...
Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say...WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!!
Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!!
Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers...first step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3010. To: All (#3009)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3011. To: Cyber-Band, Marysecretary, Ragtime Cowgirl, PhiKapMom, Pippin, FreeTheHostages, GunsareOK (#3010)
(To be sung to the Charlie Daniels Band's "The Devil Went Down to Georgia")
He was lookin' for some votes to steal,
He was in a bind 'cuz RATS're always lyin',
And he was willin' to make a deal!
Then he came accross this young man,
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot...
Left's KlintonKlone jumped up on an ol' Dogwood stump,
And growled, "Boy, let me tell you what...
Perhaps you didn't know it, but I'm a politician, too,
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play pretty good fiddle, boy, but give this Lib'ral his due...
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, cuz I think I'm better 'n you!"
But I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret,
'Cuz I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
Mudboy, you rosin up your bow and play yer fiddle hard,
'Cuz Hell's broke loose in Richmond and Big Guv'ment deals it hard.
And if you win you'll get that shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose, the Lib'rals get your soul.
Slick's Bile spewed from his lyin' lips as he rosined up his bow...
And he pulled the bow accross the strings and it made an Evil hiss!
The Lib'ral Medyuh joined in and it sounded somethin' like this...
"Well, yer pretty good, Vile One,
But sit down in that chair right there,
And I'll show you how it's done!!
Slick's sold us out to the China-men!
Sickenin' true Americans, bangin' Dem Whores,
Lib'ral Bastards gonna Hear MUD Roar!!
And he laid that gilded crown on the ground at Mudboy's feet.
Mudboy said, "Lib'ral, you come on back if you ever want to try again,
I done told you once, you sonofabitch, I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
Willie sold his soul to the Evil One!
Slick's goin' to prison, takin' his Whore,
Medyuh's whinin', "Who wouldda known?!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3012. To: All U brainDEAD RATZRINOZ who think Trump is a GONER B4 January 2025... (#3011)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3013. To: bayourod, onyx, TBoone, A CA Guy, bannie, Michael Rivero, Patriot76, Thorondir, Mustang (#3012)
1. How serious was the offense? Was it a technical violation such as comingling union contributions in hard money accounts; or was it a universally recognized crime such as murder of a potential witness?"
(Justice Fer All!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3014. To: FBD, Fracas, jla, Delphinium, mit, BufordP, GunsareOK, Tolerance Sucks Rocks, AdSimp (#3013)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Hey Jude")
Took a bad man and made him Prez'dent.
You Lib'rals, you let Slick into yer heart...
Now we must start to make it better!!
Poltroons, don't be afraid...
Righteous shall just go out and GIT HIM!!
The minute we accept Bill's corruption,
Then Slick will win...we'll 've sanctified SIN!!
Poltroons, be sane!! Don't tell me The World Will End Without him!
And don't you know y'all look like FOOLS, you shameless TOOLS,
Repeatin' lyin' words...yer part in Slick's Spin!!
Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Bill's a Felon...let's go and GIT HIM!!
Leftist Medyuh, you shouldda known from the start...
Still, there's time to report, unless yer all blinded!!
Poltroons...DIG IN!! We're looking fer someone to believe in!!
Folks, don't you know Bill Clinton's screwed?!
Networks, you too!!
Left's Template offends all Good Americans!!
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Yeah...
Bill's a bad man, he'll go to Prison!!
You Lib'rals, you best be runnin' from Slick...
Or next election...will be a slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, Slaughter, slaughter...oooh!!
Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh...dah dah dah dah...dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons...dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons....
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3015. To: All (#3014)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3016. To: AAABEST, cardinal4, Ragtime Cowgirl (#3015)
(To be sung to The Grateful Dead's "Ripple")
And my tunes were played...on that M-TeeVee...
Would you hear my views comin' through the music?!
Would you hold them near as if they were yer own?
Perhaps they're better left unsung. )8^D
Yes, I know...folks don't really care...
Still, FReeper songs'll soon fill the air!!
If Left feels no sense of loss...they have no soul!!
Raise up yer voice...tell Slick why you're angry!!
Once the Truth is known, we'll see Slick's End!!
Let it be known...It's Prison for Clinton!!
'Cuz we have Laws, WE'LL CONVICT this "man."
GIT OUT!! BE GONE!! Folks, we'll make it RIGHT!!
And once Slick goes, Lib'rals will follow...
BIG GUV'MENT POWER, WE SHALL DISOWN!!
When you fail to raise your voice...no one will know!!
You can choose...to keep yer silence...
But once Slick falls, y'all be on yer own!!
FReepers make yer stand...let The Right Guide you...
Yes, I know the way...I will take you home!!
La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh...
La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh...
La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3017. To: All (#3016)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3018. To: Cyber-Band, conservativemusician, budwiesest, backhoe, PhiKapMom, AuntB, Dukie, ArneFufkin (#3017)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3019. To: All (#3018)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3020. To: All U brainDEAD RATZRINOZ, BOBTHENAILER, MeeknMing, Ragtime Cowgirl, TEXOKIE, PhiKapMom (#3019)
(Edited)
(To be sung to ZZ Top's "I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide")
We got Rush Limbaugh on attack...we're gonna make Slick Willie SQUEEEEEAL!!
We're throwin' down NOW...DemRAT Lib'rals FEAR OUR Might...
FReepers're laughin', (but) we ain't jokin'...Fer Justice We Shall Fight!
Yes, we're RA-AD!! This Nation's Right...
RATS're SA- AD...DemLib'rals BITE!!
Got Sean Hannity on Fox...got ClearChannel makin' stands.
We Support Troops'n'Justice...Left's just Brain-Dead FOOLS!!
They smokin' whacky weeds...Dem Minions're Tyrants' Tools!!
Welcome back!!! OUR Nation's Right!!
Yeah, we're RA-AD!! Truth's Worth the Fight!!
Gonna Indict TerryMac...we'll git our tax rates lowered.
RATS Love Chi-Com Slick...OUR Great Country Bill betrayed,
DemLib'rals are in trouble 'cuz folks know RATS condone RAPE!!
Right's RA-AD...OUR Nation's Right!!
RATS're bad, bad, bad, bad, bad...Slick We'll INDICT!!
(DemonRATS continue to Defend the Indefensibile and Assail the Unassailable!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3021. To: buckeroo (#2995)
(Edited)
(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderZ.com program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3022. To: All U SHAMEless DeeCeeRATZ!! (#3021)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3023. To: All (#2760)
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight like yer young...
Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our site...
Left is Dead...behold what's right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3024. To: holdonnow, ohioWfan, MoJo2001, Reagan Man, Luis Gonzalez, Coop, PhiKapMom, MeeknMing, Alamo-Girl, poet, Liberator (#3023)
(To be sung to Jewel's "Hands")
It would be...that "We'll be OKAY!!"
Don't get discouraged 'cuz Courage is Vital...
And priceless in times like these...WE MUST EXACT JUSTICE!!
We must gather ourselves around our Faith...
Fer Right's what the [Med'yuh/Fascists/Leftists/Lib'rals/Cowards/Nazis/Commies/Progressives] most fear!!
But they're not yers...nor what they've sown.
Yes, we're...the Right!! This is OUR home...
And we shall NOT B broken!!
We must remove Left's cancer!!
But I KNEW WHAT I WUZ DOIN' AFTER!!!
We'll fight...we know we're Right!!
For someone must stand up 'gainst Left's blight.
'Cuz where there's a man who has no voice...
There OURS shall go singin'!!
But they're not yers...nor what I've grown!!
It's Justice Time...you've bombed my home!!
Now, you've...gone provoked US!!!!
In the End, only Justice matters!!
I will get down on my knees, and I will pray...
You should get down on yer knees...yes, you should pray!! Allah? The planes went down...four buildings...soul-lessly razed!!
But they're not yers...nor what I've smoked.
Now you've riled us...attacked our home!!
Folks, we shall not be broken!!
Right shall not be broken!!!
We are God's eyes...God's hands...Allah's heart.
We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's eyes...
We are God's hands... RIGHT...MAKE YER STAND!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3025. To: All U Senate RINOZ!! (#3024)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3026. To: MoJo2001, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, BOBTHENAILER, backhoe, Doctor Raoul, Angelwood, Taxman, Anthem, A K A Stone, Fred Mertz, sneakypete (#2760)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Desolation Row"*)
*(9th Track on Dylan's "Highway 61 Revisited")
We're kickin' Slick while he's down!!
The bettin' parlors're filled with Patriots...
The FReepers are in town!!!!
We listen to the Maja Rushi...
He's got us in a trance...
One hand is at the throat of the Lib'rals...
The other's behind his back!!
And the S.S. dudes, they're our FRiends...
They lurk, therefore, they know...
That these FReepers and I...Left knows we're Right...
As we March Against Left's "'HO"!!!
"It takes MUD to know scum!" MUD smiles...)8^D>X
Slick underestimates Right's moxie...
MUD's gonna drive Slick WILD!!!
Then, here comes T-Mac...vile Terry...
The Chairman...of Left's Dee-N-See!!!
So MUD says, "Ashcroft...YOU SHALL INDICT T-Mac...By Halloween!!"
Mudboy pleaded with the Left...
"Won'tcha let Slick Willie go?!
Is Slick's Legacy really worth...
Yer givin' up yer SOUL?!"
Left's stars...have they really no pride?!
They support the Vile Rapist...
So US "Nazis" won't stop INFANTICIDE!!
All except fer FoxNewsChannel...
TeeVee Networks should be ashamed...
Fer ignorin' TYRANNY...
Historians shall lay blame!!
And us Right-Wing Christians...we're FReepin'!!
We're singin', "Slick is just MUD'z 'HO!!"
Slick's gonna FEEL the vengeance of the Right...
Willard's Prison-Bound!!
Poor girl, Webb's daughter's been laid...
On her twenty-second birthday...
Her young future's already stained.
To her, Truth must be soooo pedantic...
Her mind can't shake Left's bent...
Her Daddy may sleep with her best FRiends...
But that's just "Fine" with the Left!!!
'Cuz all Left's lies depend upon...the Media...YES, THEY KNOW!!!
Chelsea spends her time askin' Reno,
"Why's my Dad a 'HO?!!"
Don't Left know Slick's Populism's BUNK?!!
Fascist goals taint Left's PowerWhores...
And their friends, the Chi-Com Monks.
Billzabubba seems vacuously FRightful...
Yet, Slick's thugs pose no real threat...
'Cuz while Bill's off drainin' his pipe...
MUD's Dethronin' the EX-Pres-i-dent!!!
You folks may think we can't git Slick...
But Re-Impeachment's "ON", I KNOW!!
Bill'll pay the price fer his Vile TREASON!!!
Fer the Slaughter at Waco!!!
Right must wake the SHEEPLE up!!
This is no time fer patience...
Mudboy's singin', "THE GIG IS UP!!!"
Lord has cursed the Ozark Loser...
Left MUD in charge of fightin' Whorealdo...
Help Doc Raoul FReep with Angelwood...
Militiamen are kewl!!
We all play on the FreeRepublic[.com]...
Come and join us, folks...
If you folks care about yer Country...
DEMAND PROSECUTION...NOW!!!
Democrats're a Party Fer Elites...
Left's Pantheon of Heroes...
Are but Pimps fer the Fed'ral Beast!!
Left is spoon-feedin' FEAR to the Masses...
In hopes State Power will endure...
Men, Lib'rals KILL Viable Young Infants...
To call that "CHOICE" seems quite absurd!!
Still, the NAGS* are shoutin' at pregnant girls...
"Come join us, gals, we got Roe...
That "tissue mass" is just yer punishment...
Abort IT, girl...then we'll own yer SOUL!!"
Led by that Ol' Reno Shrew...
Raged down upon young Elian's home...
Guns aimed at the camera crew!!
Then Slick sent Elian back to Castro...
Poor kid dreams of bein' FRee!!
Re-Enslaved on Slick Willie's orders...
With Castro pullin' strings!!
If Liberty's such a hassle...
Tell them Socialists to go...
'Cuz this Country was founded by Patriots...
Chantin' "Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"
The Culture War is "ON!!"
Ol' Mudboy is singin',
"Is you Right or is you Wrong?!"
And George Orwell and J.R.R. Tolkien...
Forewarned against Tyrannic Power...
While my darlin' Jewel joins the Right...
She and MUD're tradin' flowers!! [LOL!!]
Return, my FRiends, to Liberty!!...
Victory goes to the BOLD!!
Folks, this Country must rethink how much...
We love...Equal Justice Fer ALL!!
In response to the one Slick wrote...
Clinton asked MUD, "How much to stop this?!"
MUD sang, "Slick, yer a FReepin' JOKE!!!
Them FReepers that I've mentioned...
Slick, I know them, they don't play!!
Folks, we gotta re-arrange this Nation...
And teach them Lib'rals about SHAME!!
Fight now...Warriors Fer the Good...
Just save yer excuses, bro...
Help MUD FReep the EX-President...
Fer Condamnation...NOW!!!!
the average murders per 100,000 residents in voting districts won by Bush equals 2.1"...
So says The Lovable Fuzzball!!!
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3027. To: All U Righteous RightWing Ladies (#3026)
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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3028. To: Jewel, Cyber-Band, conservativemusician, Fracas, BOBTHENAILER, TLBSHOW, ALOHA RONNIE (#3024)
(To be sung to Jewel's "life uncommon")
And don't worry brothers, say your prayers and sleep tight!!
And it'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...MUD'll be just fine!
No longer bend Right's strength fer that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And ALL shall learn...the Right ain't Monsters.
I've heard Left's hearts cry out!!
Right is tired, we are weary, but we aren't worn out!!!!
Set down your chains...'til only Faith remains...
Set down Left's chains!!!
No longer lend your Strength to that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And We Shall Build...a World of Honor!!
But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be.
Left's Programs Enslave and Numb!!
Yet, the Heavens will hush themselves to hear...
Our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom...
Songs of FReedom!!
There is a Good Army coming and we are Armed with Faith...
To live, we must give...Justice!!
No longer lend our Strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...The Right shall lead...
Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And Right Shall Prove That Right's Worth Honorin'!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3029. To: All (#2997)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3030. To: All (#3029)
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Long-Haired Country Boy")
'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash Clinton in ev'ry tune!
Cuz Slick's like my Ol' Horn'Dog Hound...
He likes to play the field gettin' laid!
You may not think I'm funny, but I damn-sure got it made...
'Cuz I can get it on my own!
So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'...
LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!
Smirks while betraying our Nation, slaughters innocents in Kosovo!!
Left says, "Clinton walks on water," but I don't think that's true.
Some of US think Slick's DemonRATS will be doin' a little walkin' soon!!!
My Pa says, "You reap what you have sown!"
If you don't like the Truth I'm bringin'...
You just leave this "MAD libertarian" ALONE!!
DemonRATS run fer cover, but Rush Limbaugh's words must hurt!!
The Lib'rals say, "Ev'rything is fine!"
But each politician needs your vote.
Slick's holdin' on by the skin of his balls...
But RAT Party's become a joke!!
That ya'll shouldn't know on your own!
So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'...
You just leave ornery Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3031. To: Landru, Happygal, MadIvan (#3030)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Brain Damage/Eclipse")
Those phone sex games and semen stains can't stand!
Got to make Bill Clinton feel our Wrath!!
The Networks know their Vile Creation's just a Whore...
But every day, they enable Slick still more!
While GOOD Leaders rule upon the Hill.
And when the Left implodes...the World will start anew...
I'll see you on the Right Side of the Tunes!
We'll raise a Cain, we'll force "The Change"...
We'll rearrange those Lib'ral's brains!!
We'll storm the doors...Bill's got no files on me!
Clinton shall die in chains...he shant go free!!!
You sing out but no one seems to hear!
Those DemonRATS promote Slick's lifestyle...RAT Party LIES in ruins!
Please join me on the Right side of the Tunes...
It leaves a bad taste...Monica kneels...
She was in love...while Bill masturbates...
Slick's rosie palm...fraudulently raised!
All Lib'rals lie, beg, borrow and steal!!!
Socialist fools...they'll learn someday.
The Leftist Elites...are totally Effete!
Come join the Right...we're winning the fight!
We'll devolve Power...Bureaucracies GONE...
All this will come...with Liberty under man's Law...yes, it's true!
The Lib'ral Lie exposed by our Tunes...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3032. To: BigMan, conservativemusician, Landru (#2760)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3033. To: All U gutless RINO Senators (#3032)
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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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