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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
Source: war
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
Keywords: None
Views: 1419340
Comments: 3287

Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.

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#2867. To: All U brainDEAD RAT SNOWflakes...WAKE UP, U MORONS!! (#2866)

U AIN'T SEEN NUTHIN' YET, U SCUMBAG DemonRAT Leftists!!

Prepare 4 Ultimate Annihilation, U lowLIFE anti-AMERICANS!!

Quite sincereLEE...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-12   12:13:07 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2868. To: conservativemusician, Landru, BufordP, kristinn, Angelwood, tgslTakoma, TrueBlackMan, ironman, Sultan88, Flora MacDonald (#2867)

(Slick Ain't) "Tuff Enuff!!"
(To be sung to the Fabulous Thunderbird's "Tuff Enuff")

I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees...
Ain't no doubt about it, WillieBoy, Right Shall RE-Impeach!!
We'll wrestle with yer Liars in Left's Medyuh Whore'd...
It's all Right, Willie...you Chi-Com Whore!!

Slick ain't tuff enough!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATS ain't tuff enough!!
Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!!

Fer the Truth, Willie, I shall always FReep!!
Nothin' we'll do to you that's too rough fer me!!
Slick caused Waco's burnin' buildings and young children Bill hurt...
We'll FReep Willie 'til he's six feet under dirt!!

Slick ain't tuff enough!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATS ain't tuff enough!!
Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!!

(conservativemusician rippin' it on guitar)

I shall FReep 24 hours, 7 days a week...
So the Sheeple know it's Justice We Seek!!
I LOATHE Slick fer his TREASON and I LOATHE Slick fer his Goons!!
I know Justice is Right...Rush Shall Play MUD's Tunes!!

Slick ain't tuff enough!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATS ain't tuff enough!!
Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!!

Bill, take yer hands of the money that I've earned...
Bite me, all you Effete Lib'rals...Left's Been Spurned!!
I'll fight the Lib'ral state...Fight Osama Willie!!
Just to git some Justice, don't you see?!!

Slick ain't tuff enough!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATS ain't tuff enough!!
Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!!
Slick ain't tuff enough!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATS ain't tuff enough!!
Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!! YEAH!!

(Guitar jammin' to fade...)

Slick Willie's Days as a FReeMan are dwindlin'...MUD

398 posted on 12/9/2002, 10:12:34 AM by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-12   12:19:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2869. To: All anti-American DeeCee RAT-tools (#2868)

Eat human excrement and cease existing on this planet, U greedy/LAZY/CHEATin' RATscum!!

SincereLEE...MUD

BTW...comPROMISE is NOT an option!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-12   12:24:53 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2870. To: Tooconservative, war, Pericles (#2851)

"I suppose he just drifted away, perhaps got too busy in real life."

I know all about THAT...Life Happens, Priorities Change!!

As 4 war/Pericles, I can see him being a NooYawker, but a WallStreeter?!
THAT's a surprise, imho...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-12   16:32:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2871. To: All (#2867)


Lock Him Up!! Lock Him Up!! Lock Him Up!!

"Pookie's TOONS Rock!!"...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-12   16:44:32 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2872. To: All (#2871)

Whatta beautiful day in the neighborHOOd!!
RATZ gittin' SKEWERED in Public always cheers me up...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-12   16:47:31 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2873. To: KLT, Landru, conservativemusician, M. Thatcher, holdonnow (#2872)

"Whuppin' Post!!"
(To be sung to Allman Brothers' Band's "Whippin' Post")

Right's been run down, and Right's been lied 'bout...
And I don't know why Right let DemMedyuhLib'rals make US their fools!!
Left took all OUR money...to pay DemRATWhore'ds!!
Now RATS're with some of Slick's Chi-ComBuddies...
Treasonin' with OsamaBill!!

CHORUS:
Sometimes I feel...next, Right Shall FReep!!
Folks, Rights been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' Medyuh Whore'd!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!

(Some very kewl guitar jammin')

My FRiends tell me...that Justice'll Evade Klintoon...
That Right's gotta stand by and take it, Nation, 'cuz the Sheeple're Fools!!
Forget all OUR tomorrows...and accept all SlickWillie's SCUM!!
But nothin'll ever change, RAT Slime'll win the day...
If Right Don't Fight On!!!

CHORUS
First, Right Shall FReep...next, Slick Shall Squeeeeeal!!
Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!

(Mo' betta guitar jammin')

Ahh...ohhh...Fer Justice I FReep...Folks, Help US FReep!!
Yes, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!

Mudboy Slim

101 posted on 11/20/2002, 3:24:31 PM by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-12   16:54:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2874. To: All U ShillaryBOTZ (#2873)

INDICT Queen HildaBEEST and force her 2 SPILL THE BEANS on her DESPOTIC Hubby!!

Still not 2 late 4 Slick Willie 2 live out his remaining dayz in a Federal Prison Cell...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-12   17:01:08 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2875. To: conservativemusician, stand watie, Fracas, Landru, Snow Bunny (#2874)

"ClintonLovers!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Desperado")

ClintonLovers, why won't you come to your senses?!
You been defendin' Willie fer so long now...
Yea, Slick's Vile Scum...Right knows Clinton Committed Treason!!
The RATS have been scarin' you...please help Fight Left's Power!!

Why d'ya love the Queen called HildaBeast...
She'll eat you if yer female!!
You know the LEAST Guv'ment is always our best bet...
Now it seems to me Dem Programs have been paid more than $6 Trillion!!
But Left always wants the stuff they can't get!!

Des'prate Lib'rals...Left, you ain't gettin' mo' Power,
Yer "pain" and yer c'ruption, they're drivin' 'way VOTES!!
And FReedom, (yeah, FReedom!!)...well, that's US Good FReepers talkin'...
Left's prison is walkin' through this World as Slick's Drones!!

Won't you FReep with US in the winter time?!
The Truth Shall Flow 'cuz we know we're Right!!
Guitars to tell the night time from the day!!
Yer losin' all yer fights, you Dolts!!
Ain't it funny how US FReepers lead the way?!

Des'prat Lib'rals, why won't you come to your senses?!
Come down from yer towers, open yer brains!!
RATS may be Losers, but there's a New World before you...
You better let the FReepers love you,
You better let Rush Limbaugh teach you before it's too late!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW, Lurkers..."Puff D'asshole" is as of yet unclaimed as a Screen Name.

141 posted on 11/21/2002, 2:40:09 PM by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-12   17:09:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2876. To: Cyber-Band, conservativemusician, Joe Montana, Paul Cruce, Bob J, Clarity, dead (#2875)

"House of the VileClintons!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's acoustic version of "House of the Risin' Sun")

In our White House down in ol' DeeCee...
There lives the Vile Clinton!!
And he's been the hero of many Lib'rals...
But Slick's a bag o' SCUM!!

Bill Clinton is a TRAITOR...
He sold our nukes fer cheap!!
Our FReedoms are endangered, folks...
'Cuz good Sheeple sleep!!

Now, good folks, the thing Slick Willie needs...
Is fer his TREASON to be judged!!
'Cuz the only way we'll stop his lyin'...
Is when we string him up!!

Slick killed them children down in Texas...
He torched that Waco Compound!!
Folks, the only pleasure Bill gets outta life...
Is when Slick's Abusin' his Power!!

I tell ya, Nation, listen...
We gotta do what must be done!!
Must show the Powers in ol' DeeCee...
That Justice is fer everyone!!

Folks, it's time to take on RATZ Whore!!
Yes, we must remove his stain!!
We're marchin' back to ol' DeeCee...
Let's put that boy in chains!!

We're a'marchin' back to ol' DeeCee...
Slick's place is in Prison!!
We're goin' back to force Congress...
To Re-Impeach Clinton!!

It's our White House in ol' DeeCee...
We shan't condone TREASON!!
Must sing this tune of Justice, dear Lord...
YES...WE'LL DETHRONE CLINTON!!!!

Quite Sincerely...Mudboy Slim

FReepers, we must, and WE SHALL...

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

WE SHALL DETHRONE THE TYRANT!!

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 07/08/2000 13:29:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Impeach@gain.harder!!)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-12   17:17:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2877. To: war (#0)

Views: 526339...MUD🇺🇸😎🇺🇸

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-12   18:13:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2878. To: hondo68 (#2513)

"Courage is your greatest present need."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

AWEsome!! Got it covered...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-13   11:11:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2879. To: Liberator, Anthem, borisY, palo verde, mel_living, AuntB, goldilucky, Badeye, Jhoffa_, Jethro Tull (#2838)

Black XIII"

"RightWinger Uprise!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise")

RATS're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise...
'Cuz Slick Willie is gonna FRY...
Clinton's MINE!!

MUD is just a hired hand,
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!

Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATS' clowns...
Justice Shall Be OURS Once Slick Goes Down...
He'll Be SQUEEEEEEALIN' LOUD!!

Slick wasn't just a-nother Lib'ral,
And MUD hadta FReep RATS' Lyin' SCUM!!
Slick, say "So long!!"

Folks, it's such a wondrous feelin'...
When we get Slick Re-Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!

Take another shot of courage,
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Just know that The Righteous Shall Triumph!!
Slick's Chi-Com SCUM!!

It's another RightWinger Uprise,
This whole world won't be the same...
DemokRAT Shame!!

Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo

Quite SincereLEE...MUD

1 posted on 12/13/2002, 3:26:55 PM by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-13   11:29:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2880. To: All U Lib'ral weaselZ, RATZ, RINOZ aka VERminionZ (#2879)

Weasels?! RATZ?! RINOZ?! whatEVER...yer ALL just VERMIN!!

SincereLEE...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-13   11:34:43 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2881. To: All (#2880)

"Sheeple Gotzta Be FRee"
(To be sung to The Rascals' "People Got To Be Free")

All the World over, it's so easy to see...
Sheeple ev'rywhere just wanna be FRee!
Listen here, listen 'bout Ol' Slick's TYRANNY...
DETHRONE THE TYRANT...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!!

Folks must see-ee...what a lovely, lovely World this could be...
If everyone learned to FReep Slick Willie! Unh hunh...
Seems that he...sold us out, sold our Security!!
Ohh, how can you and me really ever trust Ol' Bubba?!
Now...help me now!!
All the World over, good folks yearn to be FRee...
People in this Country don't need squat from DemFreaks!!
We must now demand it...screw the folks in DeeCee...
People really care...you must believe me!!

"If there's a Man, whose down and needs a helpin' hand...
All it takes is YOU to understand and pull him thru. Ahh ah ah...
Seems to me...we gotta solve it individually...
And I'll do unto you what you do fer me!!"

Buh-uh-uh-ut...
I'll be shoutin' from the Mountains or out to Sea...
Don't you worry 'bout it...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!!
Ask me my opinion...'bout impris'nin Willie...
Folks, Slick's a Vile Bastard, don't deserve to be FRee!!

Get RIGHT on board, now...
Oh, what a feelin'...won'tcha come on and FReep!!
Gonna move some mountains...make'em hear in DeeCee!
All patriots say come on and go see...
Sheeple are awakening...Good Folks, MARCH ON DEECEE!!

See that train over there...
That's the Train of FReedom!!
Slick'll soon take a dive...any minute now...
You know it's been a long...long overdue!
Look Out, US FReepers're comin' right on thru...

Mudboy Slim

3 Posted on 09/02/1999 23:58:33 PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-13   11:44:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2882. To: All (#2881)

Amen...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-13   11:46:55 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2883. To: Cyber-Band, conservativemusician, Landru, Grampa Dave, Joe Montana, George W. Bush, Billie, lawgirl, Victoria Delsoul, amom, mommadooo3, Cincinatus' Wife, Snow Bunny, coteblanche (#2882)

"MUDZ Spin Cries 'Willie!!'"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "The Wind Cries Mary")

After all, the RATS are soooo obnoxious!!
Now, the Left has all gone to bed...
You can hear MudboySlim staggering all thru his FReeps...
Justice Shall Be Had!!
And MUDZ spin whispers, "Willie!!"

Landru is merrily FReepin'...
Up the broken peices of an imperfect life.
Somewhere RATS' Queen is weeping...
Somewhere Ol' Slim whups young Spike!!
And MUDZ spin cries, "Willie!!"

(BigMan on rhythm...Mike Nailin' the Lead!!)

The FReepin' Right wears blue tomorrow...
The Fight 'gainst Socialists...Right Shall Now Win!!
The Medyuh Whiners can all "BITE ME!!"
Cause yer Lib'ral S#I+ is dead!!!
And MUDZ Tunes Scream, "JUSTICE!!"

Will Ol' Slick ever remember...
The Kids HE HAS KILLED in the past?!!
Slick's a KLUTZ, he'll be raped, by his CellMate!!
MUD whispers, "YO!! Tyranny Shall Not Last!!"
And then Slim boinked Chelsea...

Post-FReep...MUD

"Pre-FReep...MUD
110 posted on 12/18/2002 0:28 AM EST by Mudboy Slim"

"Post-FReep...MUD
111 posted on 12/18/2002 1:03 AM EST by Mudboy Slim"

35 minutes...and I returned all my pings in the meantime...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-13   11:57:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2884. To: All (#2883)

Prototypical Marxist BernieBOT Psycho...the lying RATmedia is largely responsible 4 creating these RATweirdos, iMho...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-15   10:27:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2885. To: poet, Jethro Tull, Joe Montana, Reagan Man, backhoe (#2875)

"French Military History of Worthlessness!!"

"French are Feeble Fighters Anyway...Who Cares if They Take a Powder in Iraq?!!"

"A cursory review of French military history reveals the following:
1 - Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2,000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
2 - Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare: "French armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman."
3 - Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.
4 - Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.
5 - Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant but still manages to get invaded. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
6 - War of Devolution - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
7 - The Dutch War - Tied. Dutch farmers and tulip growers are tougher than they look.
8 - War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War - Lost, but claimed as a tie.
Three ties in a row induces deluded Francophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.
9 - War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.
10 - American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; " France only wins when America does most of the fighting."
11 - French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.
12 - The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for the Russian winter, Prussian grenadiers or a British footwear designer.
13 - The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. For the first, but certainly not the last time, Germany plays the role of drunk frat boy to France 's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
14 - World War I - Invaded, humiliated and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Winds up a tie for les francaise. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, the American fascination with personal hygiene (a fascination totally foreign to French women) incites widespread use of condoms by American soldiers, thus precluding any improvement in the French bloodline.
15 - World War II - A decisive defeat even by French standards. Hitler and the German Youth spend Christmas time sleeping soundly through the winter, then arouse themselves to conquer France in six weeks. Hitler dances in front of the Eiffel Tower, while the French command staff retreats to Algeria to institute a crash language program to teach French privates how to say "I surrender" in German and French generals to say "We surrender" in German. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song and some small portion of the German work ethic. De Gaulle of it all...
16 - First Vietnamese war (in Vietnamese circles, known as "the scrimmage", or "the exhibition game" where the varsity squad is kept on the sideline to see how the second string will play) - Lost. French soldiers, fresh off their four year occupation by the Germans, catch a terminal case of Dien Bien Flu.
17 - Algerian rebellion - Lost. First time an Arab army has beaten a Western army since the Crusades, and produces the first rule of modern Islamic warfare: "We can always beat the French." A nice phrase, but it lacks something in originality, since it is also the first rule of warfare for the Italians, Russians, Prussians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, Native Americans and capitalists.
18 - War on Terrorism - Lost. Incensed at not being included in the original "Axis of Evil," France refuses to participate. When it becomes clear that this is a "no-kidding war," Jacques Chirac looks at his cards and immediately surrenders to that old warhorse, Gerhard Schroeder. For good measure, he also surrenders to five million illegal immigrants from Algeria.

"The moral of the story is - give thanks to God on high that the French are not helping us!"

BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD

53 posted on Monday, February 10, 2003 3:56:34 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RATS're Spineless, Spiritless POLTROONS!!)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-15   10:44:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2886. To: Jewel (#2885)

"Black XV"

"Absence of Fear"
(To be sung to Jewel's "Absence of Fear")

Inside my Mind...legally "Tissue Mass"...
It Knows yet Yearns...my Mind shan't Waste!!
Inside my "hollow" heart...there's some extra room...
Sky-Seedin' fer Lightnin'...ain't waitin' fer you!!
But if you want to...I-eye-eye am needing you here!!
Help Restore...the Absence of Fear!!

Justice shall reign through...shan't raze my home!!
This Country's undaunted...bin Laden's MY 'HO!!!
Mudboy calls to you...to all my FReepin' FRiends...
We must support George Dubyuh...must DESTROY THE LEFT!!!
Justice-Lustin'...and I am needing you here...
Allah's the Absence of Fear!!
Fer Justice Hunger...Left's Justlessness is Rilin' me...
And Slick knows he's no Nam Ranger...this is TYRANNY!!
New FRiends shan't ignore our tunes...Slick's our Darkest Day!!!
Truth Shall Triumph...we're the True Right...We'll reinvent Screen Names...
For I am wanting you...and I am needing you here...
The Future's Clear...Restore the Absence of Fear!!

FReegards...MUD

135 posted on 10/12/2001

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-15   10:57:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2887. To: All U nasty, deluded, EVIL DemonRATminions (#2886)


PAYback's HELL, U DeeCeeRATbeeches!!


Prosecute these RAT-bassTURDZ 2 the fullest extent of the Law, then...
"LOCK THEM UP!! LOCK THEM UP!! LOCK THEM UP!!"


Sorry 2 haveta say this, but NO WAY is this the "Last Terrorist Act by DeeCeeRATZ!!"

Quite sincereEE...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2888. To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat, BOBTHENAILER, conservativemusician, M. Thatcher, pokerboy (#2886)

"Life Uncommon"
(To be sung to Jewel's "life uncommon")

Don't worry Gran'ma...it'll be alright...
And don't worry brothers, say your prayers and sleep tight!!
And it'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...MUD'll be just fine!

Lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom!!!
No longer bend Right's strength fer that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And ALL shall learn...the Right ain't Monsters.

We've heard Left's anguish...
I've heard Left's hearts cry out!!
Right is tired, we are weary, but we aren't worn out!!!!
Set down your chains...'til only Faith remains...
Set down Left's chains!!!

And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom...
No longer lend your Strength to that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And We Shall Build...a World of Honor!!

There are plenty of Sheeple who Pray fer Peace...
But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be.
Left's Programs Enslave and Numb!!
Yet, the Heavens will hush themselves to hear...
Our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom...
Songs of FReedom!!

Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers...join in and come play!!
There is a Good Army coming and we are Armed with Faith...
To live, we must give...Justice!!

And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our Strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...The Right shall lead...
Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And Right Shall Prove That Right's Worth Honorin'!!

FReegards, my Jewel...MUD

323 posted on Saturday, February 15, 2003 6:58:19 AM by Mudboy Slim
(I HATE "Hate", but I LOATHE Osama bil Clinton...MUD)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2889. To: Anthem, FBD, goldilucky, sultan88, jla, Pippin, lodwick, FreeTheHostages, ST.LOUIE1, dansangel, BOBTHENAILER (#2855)

"Black XVI"

"Clementine"
A FReep song for the kiddies!

An Arkansan, in the White House,
Working for the Chi-Commies.
Lived a traitor, fornicator,
And his horrid Hilda-beast

Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast

Lincoln bedroom was a sellout,
And the guests were from the East.
Coffin boxes, full o’ corpses,
Scandals worked for Hilda-Beast

Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast

Drove her Ratlings to Whitewater,
Now they all have done some time.
Put a bullet into Foster,
Fell into the foaming Slime.

Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast

Susan’s lips upon the Bent One,
Blowing Hubble’s Charlie Tree.
But alas, they wouldn’t speak out,
Still they got some jail to see.

Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast

Then the Liar, fornicator,
Soon began to speak and whine.
Thought we oughta go to Bosnia,
Now he’s with his Valentine.

Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever,
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast

There are graveyards in the south now,
Where the Friends of Bill are laid.
There grow Roses ‘mongst McDougal,
Prison was the price he paid

Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slicks in jail now, gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast

Now you Rats should learn the moral,
Of this little tale of Sleaze.
Shredding all the Constitution,
Will not save your Hilda-beast!

By FBD 3/02/03

...........................................................

Well, Celebrity Judges: What say you? Do I get a spot on the bench? ;^D

772 posted on 03/02/2003 6:43 AM EST by FBD
(French Basher Dude)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2890. To: Paul Cruce, PhiKapMom, AuntB (#2889) (Edited)

"Marchin' on DeeCee"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Racin' in the Streets")

I got a worn-out ol' computer with a 486...
Fax machine and patriotism galore.
Left's threatnin' our Rights with all their Guv'ment rot...
Clinton's a Chinese Communist Whore!
Me and my FReeper buddies gonna fight to the last...
Gonna kick Ol' Slick right outta town.
'Cuz Bill took Chinese money, helped our Nukes get snatched...
We'll Re-Impeach, then we'll CONVICT that clown!!

Tonight, we fight Slick's White House Blight...
We're gonna knock that Traitor outta his seat!
Summer's here and the time is right...
For marchin' on DeeCee!

We decry corruption when we see'it...
We expose tyranny by the State.
When Limbaugh shuts down, we hit the DrudgeReport...
We're all funded by "Dick" Mellon-Scaife.
Now some folks, they just give up caring...
And start givin' up their Liberties, piece by piece.
Some folks come home from work and wash up...
Then go hit the Web to FReep!!

Tonight, we fight Left's Treas'nous Blight...
We're gonna stomp those Lib'rals beneath our feet!
Summer's here and the time's just right...
We're gonna bring down those Elites!!

(Keyboard/Percussion)

We met him and his "schtick" eight years ago...
Sixties' Lib'ral with "an eye for the babes."
With far-Left Media at his back....
Slick told the World he's here to stay!
But now there's Treason, Rape, and Chinese spies...
So many lies...Oh no, it just ain't Right!
This Country's drones, they need a spark...
Need Ol' Mudboy singin', "It's worth the fight!"

Slick spunked on the floor of our great White House...
But folks said, "Wait, 'cuz Wall Street's soarin'!"
They stare off all numb, afraid to fight...
Trustin' LIES of folks who slaughter the Unborn.
For all you mind-numbed robots and Network "hotshots"...
Ignorin' crimes to beat the Band.
Tonight, the Sheeple and me, we're gonna take back DeeCee...
And purge this filth from our Land!

Tonight, we fight the righteous fight...
Out of our way, Lib'rals, you best keep!
'Cuz Summer's here and the mood's just Right...
For FReepin' on DeeCee!

(Keyboard/Percussion to fade)

Mudboy Slim

Just over two centuries ago, our forefathers risked Life, Liberty, and their personal fortunes
to stand up against an over-bearing and tyrannical government. Because of their courage and determination,
the original Thirteen Colonies became what we now know as the United States of America.
Therefore, our honored forebears were all-too-aware of the propensity for central governing bureaucracies to grow out of control.
The writers of our Constitution, in an attempt to protect the citizenry from this eventuality,
chose to enumerate our individual liberties in the Bill of Rights. The First Amendment includes "the right to free speech,"
which not only protected the individual's right to speak out against the government,
but also enabled the Fourth Branch of Government--the Free Press, if you will--to flourish.
For over two hundred years, this watchdog Media has turned over many rocks,
exposing the dark under- belly of American politics...UNTIL NOW!!

Presently occupying the Oval Office at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, is a small petty man, heading a vast criminal conspiracy.
Bill Clinton most certainly committed multiple felonies and obstructed justice in the Monica Lewinsky matter.
A morally-weak, spineless Senate was not up to the task of removing him from office,
making a mockery of our Legal System as the #1 Law Enforcement Officer in the land is master-minding a relentless attack on The Rule of Law;
however, it is clear that Clinton is "Guilty" (beyond all reasonable doubts) of multiple felonies
and SHALL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!!

Since escaping Justice in the Impeachment Trial, Mr. Clinton has been credibly accused of Violent RAPE
by one nice woman, Ms. Juanita Broaddrick. Either this is a major slander against the good name of an innocent man...
or else Bill Clinton raped and violently bit the lip of this young woman.
If it wasn't true, don't you think the Rapist- in-Chief would have come out a bit more strongly in his own defense?!

Now, we come to find out the President of the United States is most likely guilty of TREASON,
for accepting illegal foreign campaign donations from the Communist Chinese in exchange for basically offering a free run
of our Nuclear Weapons Labs and authorizing high technology transfers through key Democratic National Committee contributors, Hughes and Loral.

Corruption never ran as deep and as wide as is the case with this Administration!!

Yes, when it comes to brazenly flouting the laws and mores of this Country, this Clinton Cadre of Corrupt Communist Co-Conspirators
is charting a new course. Yet, the blatantly Left-Wing Media can't find the time or the manpower to investigate/report the Truth
about Slick Willie's Felonious Behavior, the "dark side" of the man who could violently rape a supportor and suggest as he left,
"Better put some ice on that, baby!"

No, our "Free Press" cannot even find it in themselves to report on the TREASON committed by Bill Clinton,
in which each and every man, woman, and child in America is now significantly more at risk than 8 years ago,
simply because Bill Clinton needed some illegal contributions to retain his tenuous hold on the reins of Power.

We've seen how ridiculous the Yugoslavian State-controlled Media Propoganda Machine looked in the recent conflagration in Kosovo...
who amongst the Media Poltroons can explain to me the difference between Clinton's Media and Slobo's?
Fortunately, the Network drones are becoming irrelevant!

If you want to help in reclaiming our Country from the Evil that occupies the Oval Office, here's the gameplan...

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DE-PENSION. DISBAR. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
(COURT-MARTIAL FOR TREASON AND APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT OPTIONAL)

Quite Sincerely,
Mudboy Slim

P.S. "On the 1st day of March in the Two-Thousand Third Year of our Lord,
there was a Grand Convening of Patriots at the Sylvan Theater in Washington, DC.
This convention of FReedom-loving Americans from accross the Continent was unanimous in its call for JUSTICE
to be exacted upon those who would commit TREASON against our great Country!!
Historians will record this great day as the beginning of the end of William Jefferson Clinton's Treasonous Reign of Terror!!

So sayeth the word of...MUD

1 Posted on 07/03/2000 10:07:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Impeach@gain.HARDER!!

)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-16   16:25:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2891. To: All (#2890) (Edited)

DeeCeeRATZ/RATmedia R 2 blame 4 their PSYCHO RATminions...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2892. To: The Boss (#2891)

"Billy, King from Arkansas"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Mary, Queen of Arkansas")

Billy, King from Arkansas, it's not tooo early fer leavin'...
The Country's grown tired of yer scumbag style...
And yer Outlaw "Charm"'s become unseemly!!
Billy, Left's King, your Untruths are revilin'...
No, yer not too great to denigrate, the Nation's just realizin'...

Well, I'm just a lone EX-DemocRAT [not really], home-building's my trade...
But I've been sickened by your scand'lous acts,
You're a Danger to the State!!
Willie, VILE King, your blows 'gainst FReedom are missin'!!
No-o-o, you're not Man enough for me to hate, so wisen up and listen!!

No, the White House ain't fer TRAITORS...
You're supposed to be PROTECTIN' our borders!
Yeah...while your close friends serve as martyrs,
You're the one who's givin' the orders!!
No, Left cannot go on livin' this LIE...
And you're not fit fer leadin'!!
Ohhh...you let the Red Chinese infiltrate...
While Lady Justice's bleedin'....

Billy, King from Arkansas. your vile spin is deceivin'...
And your schtick's so great, I took the bait,
And you almost had me believin'.
But in your face, Willie, I can see a likeness to the Juice!!
No, I don't know how you can look me in the eye,
While obstructin' the goddamn truth!!

But I know a place where you can go, Willie,
Where you can get a new job and start all over again, "clean"!!
Ohhh, you got contacts deep in China, boy...
Where Tyrants slaughter folks like me....!!

Mudboy Slim (9/9/99)

18 Posted on 08/27/2001 07:04:51 PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2893. To: All (#2892)

The RATmedia amd the DemonRAT Party has blood all over its hands...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2894. To: Snow Bunny, stand watie, backhoe, AuntB, Angelique (#2893)

"One Sleazy Rider"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Uneasy Rider")

Bill was takin' a trip back to A-R-K,
Toolin' along in his Cabriolet,
Tokin' on a number and diggin' on the radio.
Just as he crossed that ol' Virginny line,
He heard that highway start to whine,
And he knew that left rear tire was about to go!
Well, the spare was flat and he got uptight,
Becuz there wasn't a fillin' station in sight,
So he just limped on down the shoulder on the rim.
He went as far as he could and when he stopped the car...
It was right in front of my little bar,
Kind of a pool-hall-lookin' joint called "The Libertarian".

Well, Slick stuffed his hair up under his hat,
And arrogantly announced that he had a flat,
And would I accept some weed in exchange for a new one?
Well, there was one thing I was sure glad to see,
Wasn't a soul in the place 'cept fer him and me,
And he looked so disgustin', I just pointed towards the telephone.
He called up dead's station down the road aways,
And dead said he wasn't very busy today,
And he could be there in about ten minutes or so.
Slick said, "My names Bill the New DemocRAT!!"
And I didn't bother to tell the durn fool that
I sure as Hell don't care fer Left-wing politicos.

He just ordered up a spritzer and sat down at my bar,
When some guy walks in and says, "Who owns this car...
With the peace sign, freak wheels, and astroturf floor?"
Well, we looked at Bill and he damned near cried,
And decided that he'd just wait outside,
So he laid a dollar on the bar and headed for the door.
Just when he thought he'd get outta there with his skin,
These five REAL MEN come strollin' in,
With this Angelique chick and a young fella named Gingrich!!
And he was almost to the door when stand watie said,
"You tip your hat to this lady, son!"
But when he did all that hair fell out from underneath.

Now the last thing Bill wanted was to get in a fight,
Anywhere, anytime, as he quivered in fright,
'Specially since he's a yella punk and fightin' made him pee!
But they all started laughin' and he felt kinda sick,
And he knew he better think of something pretty quick,
So he just reached out and kicked Newt Gingrich right in the knee!!
Newt let out a yell that'd curl your hair,
But before Slick could move, I grabbed me a chair...
And said, "Watch him folks, becuz he's a thoroughly dangerous man!
Well, you may not know it, but this man's a spy,
He's a Soviet mole and awfully sly,
And he's been sent down here to denigrate ol' Uncle Sam!"

Newt was still bent over holdin' onto his knee,
But all them FReepers wuz lookin' and listenin' to me,
And I told how Bill was drafted and never ever went!
I said, "Would you believe that this man has gone so far...
As puttin' Stalin stickers on the bumpers of cars,
And he voted for George McGovern for President!!
Well, he's one of them long-haired, pretty-boy Left-wing nags,
I betcha he's even got a Commie flag,
Tacked up on his wall! To him, FReedom's just a mirage!
He's a snake in the grass, I'll tell ya guys,
He make look dumb, but that's just a disguise,
'Cuz he's a mastermind in the ways of espionage!"
They all started lookin' real suspicious at Billy,
And he jumped up and said, "Now wait a minute, Sillies,
You know he's lyin', I been Conservative all of my life!
SO WHAT if I left my Country in a lurch?
I belong to the Little Rock Baptist Church,
Oh sure, I sleep with a lotta broads, but so'd you once you met my wife!"
Then Bill started whinin' 'bout the way he was stressed,
But I didn't wait for him to explain the rest,
I held off dirtboy while bouncin' Billy outta there on his butt!
And when he hit the ground he didn't relax...
'Cuz they was just takin' his car down off the jacks...
So he threw ol' dead a dime bag and fired that muthah up!!
Ol' Oprah Winfrey woulda sure got HOT...
At the way Bill was fussin' as he left my lot,
With AuntB hollerin' and chasin' him in a trot!
Now, lookin' back I shoulda let 'em have their fun,
Reckon that's I'm "The Compassionate One",
But I did join all them FReepers fer many a Tequila shot!!

Well, since that day, o'er twenty years had past,
When I realized ol' Bill's still smokin' that grass.
He was doin' the Sting as few men can...Hell! He even cut his hair!
Folks, he's had ya'll slavin' while he's spendin' and taxin',
As if Bill was our King and all loot's his for the cashin'...
Then Bill figured he oughtta split before the LAW got there.
'Cuz in his campaigns, he was caught dirty-dealin',
Influence sellin' and bimbos a'squeelin'...
But he didn't RESIGN 'til he was RE-IMPEACHED by Congress!
Folks, I think we're gonna rewrite Bill's script,
Instead of goin' workin' for that DreamWorks/Lippo Clique,
Let's sentence Bill to Leavenworth, post-President!!

LOL and FReegards...MUD

96 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:29:51 PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-16   17:01:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2895. To: Pookies TOONS (#2894) (Edited)

DeeCeeRATZ R S.C.U.M.**...MUD

BTW...**S.C.U.M. = Socialist Commie Unamerican MARXists.

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2896. To: MeeknMing, goldilucky, ChaseR, iceskater, Corin Stormhands, P8riot, hchutch (#2895)

[goldilucky] "...the most lethal weapon in America is the mindset of the sheeple that have awoken
from their sleep and are enraged at what is happening to this country."

EXACTLY!!!

"The Vile Clinton"
(To be sung to Manfred Mann's "The Mighty Quinn")

Come on...cry out!! Come on...GET HIM!!
We've not seen nothing like the Vile Clinton!!
Come on...don't pout!! Come on...LET'S WIN!!
We'll destroy the Left when we DETHRONE SLICK!!

Ev'rybody's building gates and moats...
Most are 'fraid of Government...
But they don't even VOTE!!
Does nobody really care...'bout this Clinton BOY?!
Folks, when Slick the EX-Prez'dent gets his...
Even Lib'ral's gonna jump fer joy!!
Come on...and SHOUT!! Join in...and GRIN!!
Slick ain't seen nothin' like The FReepers' Din!!

I like to STALK EX-PREZ-EH-DENT...
I like my Midnite FReeps!!
'Cuz Bill's TREASON and VIOLENT RAPE...
Means we must RE-IMPEACH!!!!
Every Libs' been on their knees...
Just servin' Slick's ev'ry whim...
But when Slick the EX-Prez'dent sheds tears...
All Dem Lib'rals gonna run from him!!
Come on...LASH OUT!! Come on...FReep him!!
We've not seen EVIL like Ol' Bill Clinton!!
Come on...Help Out!! Come on...FReep him!!
Slick ain't seen nuthin' like FReepers, my FRiends!!

Lemme do what I wanna do...
I'm havin' me a ball!
Just tell me where you want Slick...
And I'll make sure he falls...
DemLeftists can't stop our FReeps...
The Lib'rals fear everyone's posts!
'Cuz when next eeee-lection gets here...
It's TRUTH that Left fears the most!!

Come on...FReep out!! Come on...we'll WIN!!
We'll not see c'ruption like we've seen from Slick!!
Come on...Ladies!! Come on...you MEN!!
Left's fate is waiting...WE MUST DETHRONE SLICK!!!

BWAH HAH HAH HA HA Ha Ha...MUD

124 Posted on 08/21/2001 08:02:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-16   17:15:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2897. To: All (#2760)

"Black XVII"

"Shan't Git Fooled Again"
(To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")

We'll enlighten all we meet...
For our children, we shall FReep...
Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!!
'Tis Clinton who spurs us on...
Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong...
Media LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!

We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution...
Devolve Power...The Great Devolution...
Laugh and sing and take Slick Willie down!!
Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'...
Gotta do more than pray!!
Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing...
"We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!

We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride...
Ain't gonna listen to Left's Med'yuh jive!!
We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!!
Folks, you know that the Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!

(Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp...LOL!!)

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

FReepers, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet...
Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by the by!!
And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means momentum for the Right...
Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!

Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution...
Reject Lib'rals' Socialist solutions!!
Smile and grin at the change all around...=^D!!
Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday...
Folks, we'll take to streets and scream...
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!

Meet the new boss...his name is Don TRUMP!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...Anybody know how to play this on the synthesizer?! I'm practicin' my Roger Daultrey...

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 10/13/2000 01:23:41 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(The Clinton Legacy SHALL BE the Destruction of the DemocRATic Party!!)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2898. To: All (#2897)

Pookies TOONS ROCK...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2899. To: All (#2898)

"FReep Out 'Gainst Injustice"
(To be sung to Friend & Lover's "Reach Out of the Darkness")

I think it's so groovy now...
That people are finally gettin' together!
I think it's wonderful how...
The sheeple are finally fightin' this Felon!!
I think it's so groovy now...
The sheeple are finally gettin' together!
I think it's wonderful how...
Us sheeple are risin' up 'gainst Slick Willie!!

Reach out in the darkness...
FReep out 'gainst Injustice!!
Reach out in the darkness...
And you may find a FRiend!!

Slick was a man who I did not care for...
And then one day, Slick's thugs gave me a call!!
We sat and talked...about Slick's many crimes...
Now Slick's Agents...AGREE SLICK SHOULDDA RESIGNED!!

Reach out in the darkness...
FReep out 'gainst Injustice!!
FReep out 'gainst the heartless...
And Slick shall meet his end!!

I think it's so groovy now...
That people are finally gettin' together!
I think it's wonderful how...
The sheeple are finally fightin' this Felon!!
I think it's so groovy now...
The sheeple are finally gettin' together!
I think it's wonderful how...
Us sheeple are risin' up 'gainst this TRAITOR!!

Don't be afraid of Bubba...don't be afraid!!
Don't be afraid...Slick's worthless Commie Scum!!
Listen to me...
Everybody needs to tell their chu-u-ums!!
Everybody FReep somebody 'bout this Lib'ral Scum!!
Now FReep out!!

FReep out from the darkness...
FReep out 'gainst Injustice!!
FReep out fer yer Country...
Folks, Slick's Vile Reign SHALL END!!

I think it's so groovy now...
The sheeple are finally comin' together!
I think it's wonderful how...
The sheeple are finally ignorin' the Media!!
I think it's so groovy now...
The sheeple are finally FReepin' together!
I think it's wonderful how...
Us sheeple are risin' 'gainst this TYRANT!!
I think it's so groovy now...
The sheeple are finally fightin' Slick's minions!
I think it's wonderful how...
Us sheeple are finally fightin' 'gainst TREASON!!

Mudboy Slim...grooooovin'

BTW...7 October 2000, Lincoln Monument, Washington, DC (9 am-6 pm)...
BE THERE OR FOREVER BE LYIN' TELLIN' FOLKS YOU WERE!!!

21 Posted on 09/26/2000 11:54:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-17   11:24:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2900. To: All (#2899)

Regards...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-17   11:31:31 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2901. To: Marysecretary, goldilucky, AuntB (#2900)

"Ol' Waco"
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Ohio")

Kids slaughtered and Clinton's bloody...
The blame it is all Left's own...
That April, Bill fried the cheeeldren...
Scores dead in Ol' Waco!!
Folks, we shan't bow to him...
Righteous shall detach Slick's crown...
Shouldda RESIGNED long ago...
What did Slick do when "Reno" blitzkreig'd the Carmel Compound?!
Rapist-in-Chief cheered his 'HO!!!!

La la la la la la la la...
La la la la la la la...
La la la la la la la la...
La la la la la la la...

Sic Semper Tyrannis...FReepers, we must force Slick out!!!
History shall record it so!!
What did Med'yuh do when 78 folks were torched to the ground?!
How could Gore run when he knows?!

Kids BUTCHERED by Clinton's bombin'...
Why DID we raze Kosovo?!!
War Criminals demand Justice!!
[Thousands of] Serbs dead in Kosovo...
Kids dead in Kosovo...
Four dead in Ohio?!
Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! How many more?!!
Why weren't the Sheeple told?!
IGNORE RATZ MEDIA WHORE'd!!!

Mudboy Slim

"Fight the Fight Fer FReedom"
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Find the Cost of FReedom")

Fight the fight fer FReedom...help force Clinton down...
Righteous Lord shall guide us through...PROSECUTION NOW!!!
RIGHT must fight fer FReedom...tear Left's Stonewall down...
Countrymen, Right calls on you...DEMAND JUSTICE NOW!!!!

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 09/18/2000 13:47:07 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE...NOW!!!)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-17   11:38:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2902. To: Gov. Terrie TheFEYrie RATpunk MacAuliffe (#2901)

U ain't RESIGNed yet, bouy?

Lt. Governor NORTHam oughtta B running as an INcumBENT and Tmac needs 2 B indicted, convicted, and imPRISONed 4 his crimes committed as the original KorruptKlintonKrony!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-23   7:39:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2903. To: All (#2902) (Edited)

"The Price of Success is Eternal Vigilance."

Maggie Lena Walker, arguabLEE the Greatest Woman in American History. Yep...she puts the $hildabeest 2 SHAME!!

BTW...Terrie the FEYrie RATpunk MacAuliffe shall NOT B the Heir 2 the KorruptKlintonKlanZ White House "legacy"...2 much demonstrable DIRT 4 even the most brainwashed RATminion 2 swallow, iMho...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-24   23:22:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2904. To: GenerationNEXTerz, holdonnow, M. Thatcher, BorisY, Hannity, The Great O.N.E., F.LEE Levin (#2901) (Edited)

Mudboy Slim...Corraling--and enFLAMEing-- the Passions of GenerationNEXT since 1997!!

And the SYNtaurZ R just gittin' STARTed...MUD🇺🇸😎👀

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-27   9:15:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2905. To: Ms. Michelle Obama (#4) (Edited)

Howdy, ma'am...when yer ready 4 a real man, please feel FREE 2 give MUD a Holler...MUD'LL B yer Burger King and U can B MUDZ McDonalds...

That is........MUD'LL have it HIS way and YOU'LL B Lovin' it!!

Just sayin'...MUD😎🇺🇸

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-27   9:52:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2906. To: Anthem (#2855)

"You will experience a strong urge to do good; but it will pass."

(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBUILDerz program.)

BreakTime is OVER...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-07-06   11:47:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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