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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) HOO amongst U fears the MARXist DeeCeeRAT CABAL?! Figgers...2 the REST of U'all, let's WHUP DemRATZ/RINOZ...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, RATZ lies emPOWER Teflon TRUMP...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Don't Surrender!!" Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools... Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember... DemRAT faces are mad and cold... Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!! Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... Mudboy Slim 1 posted on 10/28/2004, 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hmmm...sexy, smart, and NOT a Lib'ral fruitCAKE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Right's seekin' yer Vote 'cuz the LeftWing's Hell!! Folks, Right's 'bout Truth...Righteous Truth!! Righteous throng is inspired, as Reagan would say... Right's FReepin' fer Truth...Right's 'bout Truth!! Fight 'til Guv'ment's shackles are shed... Right's seekin' yer Vote 'cuz the LeftWing's Hell... Right's FReepin' fer Truth...Right's 'bout Truth!! Nation, we're YOU...Reject RATS' fools!! Fight 'til Guv'ment's shackles are shed... Mudboy Slim (07/27/2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Pookie's TOONS rock...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Mudboy on cowbell...BigMan and CM on guitar) Massachusetts Dweeb...got Lib'rals on their knees... Massachusetts Dweeb...Enemy of the FRee... (CM and BigMan jammin' guitars) We gotta vote 'gainst RATboy...MUD tunes're groovin' on-line... Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, SeriousLEE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Look out, Lib'rals, we're the RightWing...bound to keep on winnin'!! Willie's gone, the HildaBeast's waitin' fer her chance, now!! Limbaugh's fightin' fer our land...FReedom's endurin'!! Liberty's not 'bout Power, it's much bigger!! Mudboy Slim (5/12/04) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Never 4get...DeeCeeRATZ R either EVIL or IGNORANT...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Touche'...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "JessieLee and JakeySteve!!" Well, JessieLee and JakeySteve, Well, MackerBoy, he sat right down Well, Mudboy, he just grinned )8^D! and said, Mudboy pointed down the road... "I won't give you Slick, Mudboy!!" Well, MackerPUNK, he kneeled right down... "Woah, Rush...Slick ain't MUD's FRiend," Well, MackerPee, he panicked, Well, WillieSlick, he trembled, Yes, FReepers still care about our Liberty, (Mudboy HOOtin' on the Harp!!) Lib'rals tried to save Ol' Slick... Well, the moral of the story, Mudboy Slim (12/24/2002) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, SICK-ohh RAT-beeech...MUD BTW...betcha SHE is a $hillaryBOT!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Willie came from Little Rock, A-R-K... John Huang came from Beijing in Red China. Tobackky Al never once gave it away, BourbonBirch Teddy picked up Mary Jo... HildaBeast's just fading away, "Hey Hubbell, thanks fer sirin' my only child!!" Mudboy Slim...first FReeped 20 July 1997 (re-FReeped 18 February 2003) 33 posted on 7/30/2004, 1:53:03 PM by Mudboy Slim Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Tain't workin', RATscum BROWNshirt THUGZ/DeeCeeRATmedia WHORE'd!! TRUMPsterz reSOLVE hath ONLY stiffened!! U shall PAY THE PRICE in November 2018, elected RATZ/RINOZ...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Fer Righteous Truths will will fight you... DemRATS support Vice...they like Tyrants!! The Left promotes TREASON... Right's boldly standin' and fightin'... Kerry's sayin' LIES just to trick you... Right must fight 'gainst Treason... The Left's all 'bout Power... Right's boldly standin' and fightin'... Right'll pay any price just to win this... Right shall win with Honor!! Mudboy Slim 70 posted on 8/2/2004, 4:19:08 PM by Mudboy Slim IMPEACH Virginia Governor Terrie "The RAT-PUNK FEYrie" MacAuliffe...NOW!! Quite sincereLEE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, SNOWflakez R sillY...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, U obviousLEE have a SEVERE CASE of TrumpDerangementSyndrome, bucky boy...MUD)😎
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, 3rd timeZ the CHARM, ol' MAN...MUD🇺🇸😎🇺🇸
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Elon Musk SUX dick...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, WhatEVERgate...RATZ R being TRUMP'd...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) IOW, do NOT swEAT the small STUFF...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, TRUMP ROX...MUD BTW..."PUNKaroo"?!! Si senor...heh heh heh. "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry... Devolve Power, Prez'dent Donald!! Devolve Power!! Now hear me, DemokRATZ...Right did Liberate Iraq!! Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!! (guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude) Devolve Power, Prez'dent Donald!! Devolve Power!! Mudboy Slim (revised 2 June 2017) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Thank YOU, President TRUMP!! Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Black" Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!! Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day... I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!! Un hunh...un hunh...woo... I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife... Doo dah doo doo doodie doo... Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C. "Alright folks...this is gonna be the big thread, the first one to break 10,000 replies." Actually, it's taking too long to load and some good FRiends' 'puters ain't loading it at all, I GARE-ron-FReepin'-TEE IT!! Quite SincereLEE...MUD 1 posted on 10/10/2001, 6:19:21 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, RATZ condone CHEATing 4 socialISM...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Oh yeah...oooh... Mr. EX-Prez'dent...Slick Willie... RESIGN right now!! Be gone, you whore!! (MUD harpin' fer his dinner and The Big Man puttin' a hurtin' on his Les Paul) Now, I'm plum PISSED OFF, Slick Willie... I told ya, Willie... FReegards...MUD 4 Posted on 09/25/2000 10:07:09 PDT by Mudboy Slim Ya can't say I don't warn ya, ya sleazy, traitorous, rapin', mass-murderin' ba$+ard!! MUD 3 posted on 10/10/2001, 6:29:20 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, TRUMP 2020 !!!...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Views: 521074 Hmmm...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Ripple" If my words did flow...from talk radio with Limbaugh... I can't help myself...my thoughts must be spoken... Ripples in still water... Bill must be told...to take the highway... Ripples in still water... La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh... MUD (8/17/98) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, : We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... Reagan, he ain't here to show the Right Way... (A little guitar pickin') DemonRATS been lyin' 'bout all their "programs"... Right, make yer stand fer good tomorrows... We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... Mudboy Slim 568 posted on Friday, December 03, 2004 7:37:07 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Where has all Left's Power gone? Left's time's passing. Where have all the Lib'rals gone? Left's time's passing. Where have all the Tyrants gone? Soddom's gassing!! Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? Long night's passing. Where have all the Patriots gone? RightWing's FReepin'!! FReegards...MUD (06/23/2004/b>) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Constitution of Virginia Article IV. Legislature Section 17. Impeachment The Governor, Lieutenant Governor, Attorney General, judges, members of the State Corporation Commission, and all officers appointed by the Governor or elected by the General Assembly, offending against the Commonwealth by malfeasance in office, corruption, neglect of duty, or other high crime or misdemeanor may be impeached by the House of Delegates and prosecuted before the Senate, which shall have the sole power to try impeachments. When sitting for that purpose, the senators shall be on oath or affirmation, and no person shall be convicted without the concurrence of two-thirds of the senators present. Judgment in case of impeachment shall not extend further than removal from office and disqualification to hold and enjoy any office of honor, trust, or profit under the Commonwealth; but the person convicted shall nevertheless be subject to indictment, trial, judgment, and punishment according to law. The Senate may sit during the recess of the General Assembly for the trial of impeachments. Good 2 know...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hope ya had a great weekend, Stone...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Of Whom The Angels Sing" Oh yes, the Angels will sing Will their Hosannas ring The time will surely come Those who believe After all those lonely years When He sits upon His throne Copyright (c) 2000 By John J.Lindsay. (All Rights Reserved) 25 posted on 12/3/2001, 9:37:09 PM by poet "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Right's JUSTice!!" I-I-I-I-I'm FReepin' fer what's Right...JUSTICE!! MUUUUUUD's FReepin' fer a bright Christmas... WE-E-E-E're FReepin' fer what's Right...Help US!! I am not worthy**...MUD BTW...**BrothaBing is MUD's Fave!! 26 posted on 12/4/2001, 1:16:53 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Back on Black!!" Back on Black!! I OPUS'd RATS!! Folks, I'm back... Back in the Pack...all DemRATS're cracked!! Folks, I'm back... (Power's ALL Right!!) Mudboy Slim (13 May 2005) Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "We are at war. We are engaged in a titanic struggle in which the fates of nations are being decided. In war the fact that a surrounded garrison surrenders without any shots being fired makes its capture no less a military victory for one side and a defeat for the other. When the Soviet Union advances by using proxy troops, its conquests are still Soviet victories and Western defeats. Since World War II, the Soviet military buildup has been continuous and the Soviet expansionist pressure has been relentless. Moscow has fished assiduously in the troubled waters left in the wake of the dismantlement of the old colonial empires. It has blockaded Berlin, fomented revolutions in Latin America, Asia, and Africa, aided aggression in North Korea and North Vietnam. It has trained and subsidized guerillas, disrupted elections, shot down unarmed planes, sponsored coups, shot refugees, imprisoned dissidents. It has threatened, blustered, connived, conspired, subverted, bribed, intimidated, terrorized, lied, cheated, stolen, tortured, spied, blackmailed, murdered--all as a matter of deliberate national policy. [Side Note: add in TREASON and you've pretty well described the Clinton Presidency...all kidding aside!!] The basic rule of Soviet [and Lib'ral DemonRAT] behavior was laid down years ago by Lenin: Probe with bayonets. If you encounter steel, withdraw. If you encounter mush, continue. The question is which will the Soviets [and the Lib'rals] encounter: steel or mush? The answer to that question lies with America's leadership. Not just the political leadership. What kind of world view the American President has, how well he understands the uses of power and the nuances of diplomacy, whether he has a strategic vision and the will and shrewdness to carry it out--all these are vital, even dispensable, elements. But more broadly, the answer lies with those segments of American leadership whose attitudes determine the limits of the possible for American policy. Unfortunately, America is still suffering from the legacy of the 1960s. A rabid anti-intellectualism swept the nation's campuses then, and fantasy reigned supreme. Attacks on anything representing the established order were in fashion. The discords of that decade and of its aftermath critically weakened the nation's capacity to meet its responsibilities in the world, not only militarily but also in terms of its ability to lead." This is the only Richard Nixon-authored book I ever read, and it was a dooozie!! What a Divine Inspiration you are, my FRiend, JH2!! Utmost FReegards...MUD 38 posted on 12/4/2001, 3:14:11 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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-- Mark Twain
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2772. To: buckeroo (#2763)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2773. To: All REDblooded Americans and Pres. Donald J. TRUMP vis a vis Global Warming HOAXParisAccords (#2772)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!!
We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud...
Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!!
We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!!
So git up and FReep now...
Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend...
RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
Left's schemes are weak and olde...
We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin...
And Right's ready to stand tall again!!
We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John...
DemRATS, they ain't too smart!!
Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own...
Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
"No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin...
Culture War's the fight we're wagin'...
RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'...
I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!!
Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!
"No retreat, Country won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2774. To: All (#2773)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2775. To: stand watie, Landru, jla, MeekOneGOP, FBD, BOBTHENAILER, Liz, joanie-f, AuntB, PhiKapMom (#2773)
(To be sung to the Who's "Gettin' In Tune")
Sosh'list Whore'd Right's slayin'...
Right shall defend our hard-earned FReedoms!!
DemRATS are just evil Traitors!!
Right's 'bout Truth...now, Right's gonna prove...
DemRATS're FOOLS!!
Fight DemRAT FOOLS!!
Fight Bill KlinTOON!!
"We don't want Big Guv'ment!!"
And when we hear all Left's LIES, DemRATS love Tyranny...
Left loathes self-empowerment!!
Fight fer Truth...the Right's all 'bout Truth!!
RightWing's 'bout Truth!! (RightWing's 'bout Truth)
RightWing is Good!! (RightWing is Good)
Right's all 'bout Truth!!
We're FReepin' 'til Lib'ralism's dead!!
Mudboy's bangin' on his new piano...
Right's FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow!!
(FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow)
FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATS' vision's narrow!!
(FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATS' vision's narrow)
Yeah, Right's FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors!!
(FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors)
And RATS' Power is reelin'!!
We're 'bout Liberty...reject fear from your hearts...
FReedom is appealing!!
Fight fer Truth...the Right's all 'bout Truth!!
RightWing's 'bout Truth!! (RightWing's 'bout Truth)
RightWing is Good!! (RightWing is Good)
Right's all 'bout Truth!!
Nation, need you...Reject Left's Fools!!...
Nation, we're YOU!!
We're FReepin' 'til Lib'ralism's dead!!
Mudboy's bangin' on his new piano...
Right's FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow!!
(FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow)
FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATS' vision's narrow!!
(FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATS' vision's narrow)
Yeah, Right's FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors!!
(FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2776. To: pookie (#2775)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2777. To: All John FEYrie PHanz, plus Howlin, EternalVigilance, Luis Gonzalez, Liz, Libloather, mhking, tomkow6, bigman (#2776)
(To be sung to Mountain's "Mississippi Queen")
Massachusetts FReeak...he taxes everything!!
Kerry committed TREASON...when he LIED 'bout Vietnam!!
John's a Hanoi Hero...he's Islamo-Fascist's dream!!
Lib'ralism's a cancer...fer Liberty we all fight!!
RightWing's a'whuppin' Dem fools...Lib'ral arses we'll kick!!
Vote 'gainst the RAT Party...'cuz world's fate is Right!!
Massachusetts FReeak...Kerry lies 'bout everything!!
This Nation needs leaders...who'll take a righteous stand...
Good folks, they tell Dubyuh, "We'll do what we can!!"
John Edwards thinks he's pretty...DemRATS whimper and whine!!
Poor Left...conserv'tive dudes are fightin' fer Bush...
Gonna whup RAT Party 'cuz Left's lost its mind!!
Poor Left, Dem festerin' fools...are gettin' butts kicked...
Gonna whup RAT Party 'cuz Left's lost their minds!!
Heeyyyy!! Taxachusetts FReeak!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2778. To: All U RATbot snowFLAKES (#2777)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2779. To: Cyber-Band, Darksheare, Libertina, Ragtime Cowgirl, Mia T, jla, LiberteeBell (#2778)
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Powderfinger")
With ol' JimRob FReepin' fer the flag...an interestin' tale.
I think yer nominee, John...Kerry's a guaranteed loser who's destined to fail!!
It's time fer Slick Willie to pay...Clinton'll git his JusticeDay!!
Days are numbered...Clinton LIED, yes he's SCUM!!
Lib'rals, we'll denigrate!!
Big John's been sinkin'...Lib'rals want that Howie-dude!!
So the powers that be sent me here to do the FReepin'...
And I'm not quite forty-two...I'm done ponderin' what to do...
We'll Liberate Iraq...and Destroy Dem Lib'ral FOOLS!!
Rush told me, "Slick is SCUM, son, LeftWing is good fer nothin'!!"
But when that gunshot hit Ron Brown, we saw it comin'...
Lib'rals LIE until they die...Clinton's crimes the Medyuh hides!!
Then we FReeped Black...and the Truth made the headlines!!
Slick Willie shall be caught...Bill pulled the trigger!!
Tyranny endures when good men dither...
We must CONVICT Slick's scum...Ashcroft's left much undone!!
RE-IMPEACH RAT's Number One, send Slick to prison!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2780. To: All (#2779)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2781. To: buckeroo (#2756)
-- Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet, II. 2"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2782. To: All MUDZ Children (#2773)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "FrankieLee and JudasPriest")
They were the Best of FRiends!!
So when JessieLee cried out, "JUSTICE or SHAME!!"
Jakey hollered out...MUD's boy could sing!!
We sang, "DemRATS are ALL Fools!!"
Up then walk'd a PUNK called "Macker!!"
MUD said, "Gimme Slick, TerrieBoy!!
Yer loss shall be MUD's gain!!"
Drew his fingers to his chin,
Folks, with the bold eyes of Mudboy on him,
PUNK's head began to spin.
"Would ya please not stare at me like that," PUNK said,
"Mudboy, I know yer Right!!
Still, you know how RATS must sell their souls...
FReepers just won't let me hide."
"Let's FIGHT!! I'll Teach you FEAR!!
PUNK, you'd better hurry 'n TESTIFY...
Yes, you know Willie's SCUM,
'Cuz MUD knows you and Slick are QUEER!!"
"I'm gonna start my quittin' right now,
Just tell me Why You FReep!!"
And said, "FerLiberty!!"
"FerLiberty?!!" said MackerPee,
Squeeealy voice like a girls in FRight!!
"That's Right," said Mudboy Slim, "FerLiberty...
Good FReepers call it 'PARADISE!!'"
Said McAuliffe oh so Vile....
"All Right," said Mudboy Slim,
"We'll FReep ya 'til ya RESIGN!!"
Terry kissed MUD's hairy feet...
When just then a dude named Limbaugh...
Burst upon the scene,
Saying, "Are you Mudboy Slim, the FReeper,
Whose father captain'd ships?!
'Cuz if you are,
There's some jackass callin' you WHACKO!!
And they say his name is Slick."
Said Mudboy Slim that night,
"I do recall Slick very well,
Clinton, he shall feel MUDZ Bite!!"
"Yes, yer the one," said El Rushbo,
Sittin' there near the WhiteHouse,
"Well, my message is, 'Mudboy, Let's ROLL!!
RE-IMPEACH RATS' LOUSE!!!'"
He stopped kissin' Slim and ran...
Until he came up to the spot
Where WillieSlick did stand.
"What kind of man is MUD?" PUNK said,
"Why won't MUD leave US ALONE?!"
"It's not yer House," said Mudboy Slim,
"It's not yer House...it's MUD's Home!!"
His bowels lost all control!!
Over all the crimes and chicks he'd RAPED...
Now, MUD's Justice was on a roll!!
Slick just stood there staring...
From the BigHouse where we put our SCUM!!
With four and twenty boyfriends...
Just buggerin' SlickWillie's bum. (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!...sorry)
Gettin' JUSTICE, therefore WE FReep!!
And, foamin' at the mouth,
MUD began to make his midnight FReeps.
For sixteen nights and days MUD raved,
But on the seventeenth he burst...
Into the arms of Missuz MUD,
Which is where MUD quenched his thirst!!
But FReepers swatted them away like pests!!
Except, of course, Left's first Black Prez-uh-dent...
Whom they called WillieJeff.
And he just walked along, alone,
With his guilt so well revealed,
And muttered underneath his breath,
"Mudboy Made Slick SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!!"
The moral of this song,
Is simply that RATS should never be...
Given Power...Left IS Wrong!!
So when you see your neighbor carryin' somethin',
Help him with his load,
But Don't go mis-Votin' fer DemonRATS...
'Cuz they're all just Chi-Com HO's!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2783. To: All (#2782)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2784. To: Conspiracy Guy, backhoe, A K A Stone, conservativemusician, BufordP, goldilucky, BOBTHENAILER, FBD, iceskater, jla, dead (#2782)
(To be sung to Lou Reed's "Walk On the Wild Side!!")
Politicked his way across the U-S-A.
RAPED some women on the way...
Killed his "friends" 'cuz he was the Prez - Slick said:
"Hey Knaves, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"
Said "Hey Lib'rals, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"
In Slick's White House, Illegal Funds he laundered!!
But Huang never lost the Prez...
'Cuz Slick's TREASON required bread - Huang said...
"Hey Bill, sell yer NUKES to the Chi-Coms!!"
Said, "Hey Willie, Sell the Rope to hang yer side!!"
And Left's MedyuhShills go, doo dodoo (7x on F C)
Chi-Com monks hadta pay and pay!!
Corruption here fer some TREASON there...
Clinton's White House is the place where they said:
"Hey kids, take a walk on the VileSide!!"
Said "Waco kids, we'll send tanks to make YOU FRY!!"
Looking for some lovin' from his two-bit HO!!
Drove into the Chappaquiddick, drowned his date then split the scene - Ted said:
"Hey Bobby, Kennedy's can't commit crimes..."
Said, "Hey Jack, DemonRATS...Ain't We ALL Vile?!!"
Thought she was VeePee in her day.
Lib'ral Wretch, she covets cash,
Prison's where RAT BI+C#'ll breathe her last - she said:
MUD Said, "NooYawkers, Don't Y'all Got Any Pride?!"
And the DemonRATS go, doo dodoo (7x on F C)
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2785. To: All RATscum BROWNshirt THUGZDeeCeeRATmedia WHORE'd members (#2784)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2786. To: Landru, conservativemusician, budwiesest, EdZep, ironman, kristinn, joanie-f (#2782)
(To be sung to the Who's "Bargain")
Fer Justice, we'll give all we have!!
The RightWing, we'll triumph ev'ry time and we're MAD!!
Left's words are just Socialist swill!!
Fer Power, RATS're STOOOPID, olde, and sad!!
Reject Dem Leftist RATS!!
Dethrone Dem Leftist RATS!!
Our FReedoms have been dearly bought...
Fer Justice, Right's gotta lead US to the top!!
Hanoi John's no good...Fight The Man!!
He LIED, too, 'bout his "brothers" in Viet Nam!!
The Left Loves Tyranny!!
The Left LOATHES all who're FRee!!
The whole Human Race shall be better...
Our wealth is worth nuthin'...if we lose.
Left's just Commie SCUYM, don't be fooled...
Left's PRO-sedition!!
But Right's working to preserve Liberty!!
The FReepers need YOU!!
Our FReedoms have been dearly bought...
Our Nation...depends on soldiers atop the Wall!!
Culture War's 'bout Good against Bad!!
Must fight fools...Right can't empower RATS' Lib'ralMan!!
Rejoice...Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Rejoice...Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2787. To: All snowFLAKES (#2786)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2788. To: buckeroo (#2754)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2789. To: CAP'n MOEreeseup (#2788)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2790. To: ShiillaryBOT RATmoronZ (#2789)
Elon Musk SUX0
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2791. To: All (#2790)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2792. To: war, Fred MertZ, sneakypete (#0)
-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, "A Case of Identity"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2793. To: All buckeroo BUTTbouyZZZzzz, PUNKaroo (#2792)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2794. To: All witNESSes 2 the Grand DEVOlution...Xcept U, YOO and hoo else is OUT THERE?! (#2782)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")
Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know...
Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Massachusetts Lib'ral to the bone!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real when TRUMP leads U.S. now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals...
Must devolve Power to the States...
States, devolve Power to the Counties...
Folks, it's TIME we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes... )8^D>X***lOl.
N R Righteous Quest 4 Independence Day!!
Our Righteous dreams shall be real when TRUMP leads U.S. now!!
That's Right...WE CAN devolve Power 2 individuals!!
Must devolve Power 2 the States!!
States, devolve Power 2 the Cities!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!
R Righteous dreams shall B real when TRUMP leads U.S. now!!
That's Right...WE CAN devolve Power 2 individuals!!
Must devolve Power 2 the States!!
States, devolve Power 2 the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
TRUMP, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2795. To: hondo68, goldilucky, Liberator, Jhoffa_, TLBSHOW, borisY, jla, yankhater, Landru, FunkyDan Medina (#2636)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2796. To: All (#2795)
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUDZ Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!"
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!!
Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...
I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D
How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!!
God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled...IGNORED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUDZ world to Black...
SLAUGHTERED 'bout all I see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!
I know she'll be MY Star...
But somebody else must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!! JUSTICE BE THINE!!!
How can it be?! It Can't be...it Shan't be!!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuud...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
so this is gonna be twenty (20) 500-post threads. But when that "Black XX" hits 500, Terry McAuliffe SHALL B in Prison
and the EX-Traitor-in-Chief will be RE-Impeached, Convicted, Dethroned, De- Pensioned,
Indicted, Convicted, Imprisoned, and We'll have Thrown Away the Key!!!"
(Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2797. To: All DeeCeeRAT cheaters (#2796)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2798. To: William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, dwbh, MurryMom (#2797)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Mr. Banker")
How much does Power mean?!
Won't you reconsider, Willie?!
Won't you do this thing fer me?!
Nixon did, Slick...Even the Score!!
Sir, won't you RESIGN, Mister EX-Prez'dent...
Won't you RESIGN 'fore we RE-IMPEACH?!
Oh Mister EX-Prez'dent, please...
Slick, listen to MUD's sound...
Said hey, Mister EX-Prez'dent...you've damaged MY Country!!
Won'tcha reconsider, Willie...
Won't U just RESIGN 4 me?!
Said, "Git outta my House...you Chi-Com Whore!!
Slick, YOU killed them Waco children...you left a scar!!
Oh, won't you RESIGN, Balkan Butcher...
Won't you RESIGN afore I git MEAN?!
BOY, won'tcha RESIGN, please?!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2799. To: All ObamaBOT MOEronz aka snowFLAKES (#2798)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2800. To: war (#1)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2801. To: buckeroo (#2756)
(To be sung to The Grateful Dead's "Ripple")
And my tunes were played...on that M-TeeVee...
Would you hear my views comin' through the music?!
Would you hold them near as if they were yer own?
Perhaps they're better left unsung. )=^D
Yes, I know...folks don't really care...
Still, FReedom songs'll soon fill the air!!
If Left feels no sense of loss...they have no soul!!
Raise up yer voice...tell Slick why you're angry!!
Once the Truth is known, we'll see Slick's End!!
Let it be known...It's Prison for Clinton!!
'Cuz we have Laws, WE'LL CONVICT this "man."
GIT OUT!! BE GONE!! Folks, we'll make it RIGHT!!
And once Slick goes, Lib'rals can follow...
BIG GUV'MENT POWER, WE SHALL DISOWN!!
When you fail to raise your voice...no one will know!!
You can choose...to keep yer silence...
But once Slick falls, y'all be on yer own!!
FReepers make yer stand...let The Right Guide you...
Yes, I know the way...I will take you home!!
La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh...
La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh...
La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2802. To: LiberteeBell, MeekOneGOP, stand watie, cherry_bomb88, FBD, Taxman, staytrue, tgslTakoma, 88 (#2801)
(To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Last Train")(EMA #9.11)
RightWing must git ourselves prepared...
'Cuz Lib'rals are just stains on our Glory...
Good folks, you must become aware!!
Fool RATS been lyin' that "they care"!!
But Justice is the cost of our Glory...
FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
Enslavin' the Hungry and Poor...
FReepin's our ticket to a vast, future Glory!!
Meet that "stranger" whose been FReepin' right next door!!
RATS, they'll be trouble 'til they're gone!!
We are all just messengers fer the Lord's Faith and Glory...
Fightin' fer a bright new dawn!!
RightWing, it's time to show we care!!
We are on a quest fer Truth'n'Glory...
FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
(RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2803. To: ken5050, ForGod'sSake, BraveMan, FreeTheHostages, PhiKapMom, AuntB, sultan88, M. Thatcher, dead (#2782)
(To be sung to the Kingston Trio's version of Pete Seeger's "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?")
Where are all the new programs? Slash spending...NOW!!
Where has all Left's Power gone? Clinton tricked Dems, ev'ry one!!
Lib'rals will never learn!! Leftists will never learn!!
Where have all the Lib'rals gone? RATS' slime must go!!
Where have all the Lib'rals gone? RATS loathe FReedom, Commie SCUM!!
Lib'rals will never learn!! Why won't Left ever learn?!
Where have all the Tyrants gone? They live in holes.
Where have all the Tyrants gone? Righteous soldiers bravely won!!
Tyrants shall always burn!! Tyrants will always burn!!
Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? Left's reign is o'er!!
Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? The mass graveyards we've undug.
Why won't the Commies learn?! Tyrants will always burn!!
Where has Ronald Reagan gone? He's Right above!!
Where has all Left's Power gone? Devolve Power...ev'ry one!!
When will y'all ever learn? Tyrants shall always BURN!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2804. To: All (#2803)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2805. To: All (#2804)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2806. To: A K A Stone (#2429)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2807. To: poet, JessieLee (#2636)
their voices will fill the air
they will sing of Heavenly things
of Yahshua Messiah, Yahweh’s heir
and reach into your heart
will you also sing
will you make a new start?
when everyone
will know that He is the King
of whom the Angels sing
will rejoice
they will finally see Him
and hear His voice
of holding to their faith
he will wipe away their tears
as they end their long wait
they'll no longer be alone
the bells of Heaven will ring
of whom the Angels sing
of whom the Angels sing
September 2, 2000
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2808. To: Snow Bunny, FallGuy, BrothaBING (#2806)
(To be sung to Bing Crosby's "White Christmas")
Just like Good Pay-Tree-Utz of Yore...
With my bald head glist'nin'...
Whole Wide World's list'nin'...
To hear Bunnies made of Snow!!
With every Justice Song he writes!!
Spend yer days Just Fightin' Left's Blight...
And may Ashcroft's Justice Do What's Right!!
With every Christmas card you write...
Tell yer FRiends...Pat Leahy Ain't Right!!
Confirm all Bush Justices TONITE!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2809. To: war, Fred Mertz, sneakypete (#0)
(To be sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black")
It's been too long...I'm glad to be back!!
Yes, Mudboy's loose...singin' Truth!!
MODZ kept MUD lurkin' about...
Right's been fightin' fer what's Right!!
'Cuz Life's gittin' me high!!
Fergive my mirth, but I NEVER Lie!!
Chi-Com RATS SPY!! RATS LIE!!
Abusing all defenseless bums and unborn child!!
Yes, MUD's back...On Attack!!
Yes, Right's back...RAT-a-TatTat!!
Right's Back on Black!!
Yes, MUD's back on Black!!
Winnin' big with the ballot...Right's got Power back!!
I'm in a band...takin' stands...
RATS cannot catch me...'cuz Ol' Mudboy shall sing!!
Folks, I'm FReepin' with Black...and we're whuppin' Dem RATS!!
Next Mudboy's gonna be FReepin' all that HipHopRap!!
MUD's just makin' his play...
RINOs, don't push yer luck...just git outta my way!!
Yes, MUD's back...
On Attack!!
Yes, Right's back...
RAT-a-TatTat!!
Right's Back on Black!!
Yes, MUD's back on Black!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2810. To: johnhuang2 (#2809)
Published in 1980--and apparently co-collaborated with West Coast Talk-show Host, Hugh Hewitt--
this book provided me with my Basic Foundation of Knowledge as to the Political Fight Between
Good and Evil, Right and Left, Conservatives and Lib'rals!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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