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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
Source: war
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
Keywords: None
Views: 1420132
Comments: 3287

Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.

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#2080. To: EricC, Iowa Granny, jla, conservativemusician, Landru, PokerFace (#2079) (Edited)

"Three Little Words"
(To be sung to Bob Marley's "Three Little Birds"*)

*Yep...Radical,RightWing,RebelRedneckRockers Really Respect/Regale Reggae!!

Don't worry...about a thing...
'Cuz every little things gonna be alright...
Don't worry...about Ol' Slick...
I'm tellin' ya, "All we gotta do is FIGHT!!"
Rise up 'gainst Tyranny...
Smile as we FReep Clinton...
Three little words..."RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT."
Singin', "DETHRONE." MUD's Ballads are quite sincere...
FReepers, this is my message to you-ou-ooouu!!

RightWingers, don't worry...about Ol' Slick...
'Cuz this next election's gonna go all Right!!
Limbaugh, don't worry...(don't worry)...about yer swing...
All them Lib'ral Twits gonna feel our Might!!
Stayed up 'til mornin'...welcomed the risin' sun...
Three little words..."RE- IMPEACH! CONVICT!"
Croonin' "DETHRONE!"...MUD's Ballads are Pure and True...
Singin' "Justice's my message to you-ou- ooouu!!"

Don't worry...about the House...
'Cuz they will RE-IMPEACH on a cool Fall night...(I Promise...)
Singin' "Don't worry 'bout the Senate...
'Cuz Mississippi Trent's gonna hold a Trial...(we'll CONVICT!!)
Don't worry...about the Press...
'Cuz all their Lib'ral Lies gonna be ignored...(can't touch R 'Net!!)
Don't worry...about the Left...
'Cuz all them Lib'ral COWARDS gonna fold, not fight!!
Sheeple, don't worry...

(Fade to finish)

Stay happy, mon...MUD

47 Posted on 09/07/2000 17:41:26 PDT by Mudboy Slim (MudMarley.com)

BTW...Views: 493960

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-13   11:19:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2081. To: All (#2056)

"In 1997, at the invitation of CEO Gary Winnick, Mr. McAuliffe made an investment of $100,000 in Global Crossing shortly before it went public. Two years later he sold it for $18 million. Shortly thereafter, Global Crossing made a public announcement of decline in profits and the share price plummeted. It declared bankruptcy last January; in other words, Mr. McAuliffe pocketed $18 million for worthless shares.

"Nor did the Democrats' chairman bring up his Florida land deal, in which he turned an investment of $100 into $2.45 million. Byron York laid out the details of this sweetheart deal last month in National Review Online. These include a Labor Department investigation that ended last October with two of Mr. McAuliffe's partners paying hundreds of thousands of dollars in penalties.

"Mr. McAuliffe's rhetoric stirred the party loyalists in Las Vegas; we read that he hopes his candidates pick it up in actually running for office. If they do, we'd hope voters would remember the origin of the rhetoric, and that Republicans would remind them. For the [DemonRAT] party to allow Mr. McAuliffe to be its spokesman on business ethics is an insult to voters, suggesting they're too dumb to recognize utter hypocrisy."

"Ring DemBells!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Ring Them Bells")

Ring Dem bells, you heathens with yer Big Guv'ment schemes...
Ring Dem bells from yer sanctuaries where Vile Lib'rals preach!!
"Re-Impeach!!" Mudboy cried...
"We've got Truth on OUR side...
"And Clinton's Power's fractured...Sweet Justice be Thine!!"

Ring Dem bells, good FReepers, let yer OUTRAGE show!!
Ring Dem bells...make yer righteous stand, so John Ashcroft will know!!
Folks, it's Rush Hour now...
Help us FReep 'gainst the Power!!
Lord, the sun is goin' down upon Left's sacred cows!!

Ring Dem bells, Sweet Justice, tell yer Congressman...
Ring Dem bells so the World will know Gary Winnick's SCUM!!
Folks, the Networks are asleep...
But their Power's weak...
And the Country's still filled with lost sheep.

Ring Dem bells...fer Left's Blind Ignorance!!
Ring Dem bells for those morally-bereft!
Ring Dem bells for Left's chosen few...
Who would judge the many...
Yet say, "Slick is KEWL!!"
Ring Dem bells for the Chi-Com SPIES...
For the kids that died...
When innocents FRIED!!

Ring Dem bells, brave Patriots, shan't let Tyranny bloom!!
Ring Dem bells for our Sailors whom Slick Willie entombed!!
List of crimes is long...
But Bold FReepers are strong...
And we're breakin' down resistance to Rightin' Wrongs!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...Folks, it's time we demonstrated the Power of FReepin' to those who would deprive us of Justice and Liberty!!

"Terry McAuliffe, outspoken proponent of Campaign Finance Reform and Chairman of the DNC,
has committed multiple FELONIES to get to his position of prominence in the DemocRATic Party,
yet no O.N.E. seems willing to hold this CORRUPT, MARXist PUNK accountable!!"

As Bill Clinton's Chief Fundraiser in the '96 Presidential elections, McAuliffe was the mastermind behind the Union/DemocRAT scheme to bilk hard- working blue-collar workers out of Millions of Dollars
of Pension Funds so as to provide Bill Clinton with the cash to retain his position of Power, and no INDICTMENT has been forthcoming.
Elle Bee tells me there is a 5-year Statute of Limitations--expiring this Fall- -on this Crime, and George Bush's Attorney General,
John Ashcroft, has not said one word about holding the DNC Chairman accountable for his crimes!!

THIS INJUSTICE SHALL NOT STAND!!

A small contingent of Justice-loving FReepers have--for almost two years--been promoting a series of threads exposing McAuliffe's long criminal history, but now it's time to take the Truth beyond FreeRepublic!!
Please assist our efforts with your emails, phone calls, and snail mails to those who need to expose this lowlife SCUM for all the World to see!!

Thanks for your help in Ringin' the Bells of Justice!!

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 08/17/2001 22:59:43 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(NOW or NEVER Time, FLAMErz!!)

FReegards...MUD

974 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2003 3:38:27 PM by Mudboy Slim
(A New Axis Of EVIL...Osama, Sodom, and Slick!!)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-13   15:32:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2082. To: All (#2081)

"SHEEPle Gotzta Be FRee"
(To be sung to The Rascals' "People Got To Be Free")

All the World over, it's so easy to see...
Sheeple ev'rywhere just wanna be FRee!
Listen here, listen 'bout Ol' Slick's TYRANNY...
DETHRONE THE TYRANT...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!!

Folks must see-ee...what a lovely, lovely World this could be...
If everyone learned to FReep Slick Willie! Unh hunh...
Seems that he...sold us out, sold our Security!!
Ohh, how can you and me really ever trust Ol' Bubba?!
Now...help me now!!
All the World over, good folks yearn to be FRee...
People in this Country don't need squat from DemFreaks!!
We must now demand it...screw the folks in DeeCee...
People really care...you must believe me!!

"If there's a Man, whose down and needs a helpin' hand...
All it takes is YOU to understand and pull him thru. Ahh ah ah...
Seems to me...we gotta solve it individually...
And I'll do un2 U what U do 4 me!!"

Buh-uh-uh-ut...
I'll be shoutin' from the Mountains or out to Sea...
Don't you worry 'bout it...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!!
Ask me my opinion...'bout impris'nin Willie...
Folks, Slick's a Vile Bastard, don't deserve to be FRee!!

Get RIGHT on board, now...
Oh, what a feelin'...won'tcha come on and FReep!!
Gonna move some mountains...Make'em HEAR in DeeCee!
All patriots say come on and go see...
"SHEEPle R awakening...GOOD Folks, MARCH on DEECEE!!"

See that train over there...
That's the Train of FReedom!!
Slick'll soon take a dive...any minute now...
You know it's been a long...long overdue!
Look Out, US FReepers're comin' right on thru...

Mudboy Slim

3 Posted on 09/02/1999 23:58:33 PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-13   15:46:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2083. To: Cyber-Band, iceskater (#2077) (Edited)

To: Cyber-Band; iceskater; Landru; jla; AdSimp; kristinn; Taxman

"the details are negotiable"

Exactly my point...there are solutions to all of America's so-called "crisises- du-jour",
but the RATS don't want solutions as they derive their Power from the PROBLEMS!!
Why else do you think the RATS never git rid of any program?!

It's 'cuz the federal programs--as designed by the RATS--are written not to solve the problem and thereby end the lucrative funding stream,
NO!!

Those programs are designed to run in perpituity!!
(Forever and ever fer y'all in Rio Linda and certain counties in Florida...LOL!!)

Social Security needs to be ABOLISHED...NOW!!!

Questions?!!

MUD

893 posted on Friday, January 17, 2003 10:16:00 AM by Mudboy Slim
(McAuliffe's DemonRAT ROADKILL!!!!!!)

Can't WAIT!! BOO-YAHHH!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-13   15:56:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2084. To: Snow Bunny, Paul Cruce, Clarity, BADJOE (#2077)

"Poltroons!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Hey Jude")

It's true!! The Left's been had...
Took a bad man and made him Prez'dent.
You Lib'rals, you let Slick into yer heart...
Now we must start to make it better!!
Poltroons, don't be afraid...
Righteous shall just go out and GIT HIM!!
The minute we accept Bill's corruption,
Then Slick will win...we'll 've sanctified SIN!!

Yeah, Willie says, "I feel yer pain."
Poltroons, be sane!! Don't tell me The World Will End Without him!
And don't you know y'all look like FOOLS, you shameless TOOLS,
Repeatin' lyin' words...yer part in Slick's Spin!!
Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...

Hey News, you let US down...
Bill's a Felon...let's go and GIT HIM!!
Leftist Medyuh, you shouldda known from the start...
Still, there's time to report, unless yer all blinded!!

So sing out loud about Slick's sins...
Poltroons...DIG IN!! We're looking fer someone to believe in!!
Folks, don't you know Bill Clinton's screwed?!
Networks, you too!!
Left's Template offends all Good Americans!!
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Yeah...

Poltroons, don't look so sad...
Bill's a bad man, he'll go to Prison!!
You Lib'rals, you best be runnin' from Slick...
Or next election...will be a slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, Slaughter, slaughter...oooh!!
Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh...dah dah dah dah...dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons...dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons....

Mudboy Slim (4 August 1998)

The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same...MUD

744 posted on Friday, January 10, 2003 4:23:39 PM by Mudboy Slim
(Please Ignore...I'm just talkin' to myself...MUD)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-13   16:12:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2085. To: All (#1964) (Edited)

"I do desire we may be better strangers."
-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"

(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderz program.)

Strangers..acquaintances..FRenemies..cohorts..allies..friendz..

Makes no matter 2 moi...as long as the DeeCee RATZ/RINOZ R dispatched 2 OBLIVION!!

"Black XIV"

Quite sincereLEE...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-14   10:57:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2086. To: goldilucky, redleghunter, nolu_chan, Biff Tannen, buckeroo, GrandmaC, AuntB, mommadoo3, Victoria Delsoul, jla, Landru (#1964)

"Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")

Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!!
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...
Donald, lead US to the show!!
TRUMP done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral dweeb...
And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!

(Chorus)
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATS' shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girl!!
Won't you act yer age?!!

Left Can Go to HELL!!
Lord, DemRATZ are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...
Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Shan't Rape Anymore!!"
What a shame...
Won't you come and FReep, World...
And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!

Where's yer shame, Fascist WHORE'd?!
Where's yer shame?!

Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!

(Chorus)
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?!
Why d'ya RAPE?!
Tellin' U straight, SlickWillie...
Yer Just Mudboy's PREY!!!

(Guitar Jammin'...)

(Chorus)
Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!

Gonna ROCK this NextAge...
Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got SLick's Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...
STAY outta OUR way, RINOZ!!
Gonna make Slick a Prison HO!!
Won't that be grand?!
When Bill seeks parole each year...
We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!

POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls...
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!

Black XIV FReegards...MUD

1 posted on Saturday, January 25, 2003 10:39:43 AM by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-14   11:18:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2087. To: All (#2086)

"The $Hillary MYTH!!"

"Time has passed and our vigilance has faded," claimed New York's junior senator.
"We have relied on a myth of homeland security - a myth written in rhetoric, inadequate resources and a new bureaucracy,
instead of relying on good, old-fashioned American ingenuity, might and muscle."

The HildaBEEST is THE MOST CORRUPT candidate 4 POTUS in American History!!
Anybody HOO believes otherwise is a BRAINdead DOLT and MARXist appaRATchik!!

And had Ol' PHAT Hitlery won, she wouldda been IMPEACHED on the day she took the Oath of Office...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-14   11:28:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2088. To: sultan88, 88, cherrybomb88 (#2087)

In honor of the late, GREAT Sultan88--aka Greg Summers. You are missed, mi hermano...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-14   11:32:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2089. To: All RATZ R losers!! ...and WHINERZ!! war, Biff Tannen, Fred Mertz, meguro, ST.LOUIE1, Grampa Dave (#2088)

BOO HOO HOO, U lowlife LOSERS!!

Sheeesh...whatta buncha whiney SCUMbags...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-14   11:37:07 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2090. To: stand watie, Taxman, kristinn, Jim Robinson, Just Amy, M.Thatcher, BobJ (#2089)

"King of the HO's"
(To be sung to Roger Miller's "King of the Road")

Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...We Shan't Fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum...
Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!!
Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King...
King of the HO's!!!

Slick's ceegars sure do stink...
Masturbatin' in his sink.
Hill's a worn-out dried-up shrew...
Bill ain't touched her in many moons!!
Yes, folks...li'l Willard gets around...
Short...and far too big around!
Left prays...to their King on their knees...
King of the HO's!!

Slick bombed Kosovo, li'l Sudan...and Soddom's Slick's FRiend...
Killed many young children but hasn't no shame!!
Slick's got his hand out in every town...
Yet, we'll FReep the House and FReep the Senate and we'll bring him down!!
I sing...Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shant fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!

Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum...
Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!!
Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King...
King of the HO's!!!

Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shant fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!

Heads Up...Mudboy Slim

2 Posted on 09/25/2000 09:52:00 PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-14   11:47:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2091. To: All conservativemusicians (#2090)

"You Ain't Seen Nuthin' Yet!!"
(To be sung to Bachman-Turner Overdrives' "You ain't seen nuthin' yet...")

Algore's a genteel woah-man...
Left's stuck with Al the twig.
Lib's knew they had it comin' to 'em...
When they bailed out Slick Willie!
I think that...late Justice is still Justice...
So I'll take what I can git...ummm...uhhh...ugh...
Slick taunts at me with big, bold lies...I say...
US FLAMErz shant fergit!!
Slick ain't seen n-n-nuthin' yet!!
WE'RE RIGHT!! Folks, ain't gonna never let you fergit...
F-F-FReepers...you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
MUD says, "Ol' Slick's goin' down!!!"

(Guitar strummin')

Folks, now we're FReepin' Limbaugh...
He's my Ol' Man, fer sure!!
Bob Barr's got Re-Impeachment...
October Surprise, yessir!!
MUD says that...late Justice is still Justice!!
Gonna take what we can git!!
Patriots...what about all those Chinese SPIES?!!
MUD says...
You ain't seen nuthin' yet...
N-N-Nation, we shall see Justice yet!!
Come Lib'rals...kneel Leftists...
Right ain't never gonna forget, Willie...
You ain't seen nuthin' yet!!

You need re-educatin'...
Come on back to school!!

Late Justice is still Justice...
We'll Dethrone this Tyrant yet!!
Yes, we'll FReep the whole Senate!!
Folks, Slick just mocks the FRee with his Treasonous LIES!!
I say...
Us FReepers shant fergit!!
Bubba, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!!
Here's somethin'...got yer number...you'll be my pet!!
Willie, Slick Willie, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
You ain't seen nuthin' yet...that's what Monica told me, Slick!!
MO said U needed an extension...
Fer sure...Slick knows he ain't seen nuthin' yet!!

FReegards...MUD

2 Posted on 08/07/2000 21:34:02 PDT by Mudboy Slim

240 posted on Friday, January 31, 2003 8:53:56 PM by Mudboy Slim
(The 1990's will be recalled as "The Decade of Fraud"!!!)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-14   11:59:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2092. To: All (#2016)

"What no spouse of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working
when he's staring out the window.

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

This statement is equally applicable 2 architects, imho...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-14   17:13:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2093. To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat, BOBTHENAILER, Taxman, jla, GunsareOK, Pippin, ironman, Dukie (#2084)

"The Ballads of Mudboy Slim"

Once upon a time, there was a magical Kingdom, where a God-fearing, industrious people flourished, enjoying their Lives, their Liberty, and their Pursuit of Happiness. These good people were empowered by their trust in a Government of Constitutionally-limited powers, the inherent goodness of their Democratically- chosen Leaders, and their belief that Justice and the Rule of Law ultimately triumphs over all. This Great Kingdom, led by the patriot Reagan, fought the Great Crusade against the evil, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and were Victorious, inspiring other Peoples--longing for FReedom--to look upon the Kingdom as a Shining City on the Hill!

Until one day, a devious cabal of power-hungry men and womyn infiltrated the Kingdom, casting a wicked spell of Fear, Cynicism, and Doubt that steadily enslaved ever-increasing numbers of these good people in the shackles of Dependency and Entitlement. And the power of these despoilers of freedom--who called themselves Lib'rals--grew immense, as they wrested control of the Halls of Enlightenment, the Chroniclers of Information, the Ministry of Culture, and the gargantuan Bureaucracy of Regulators. As the Great Reagan and his many strong Knights returned from vanquishing the despots of the Red Fiefdom, they wearily attempted to resist this Vast, Left-Wing Conspiracy and the sinister tide of Pessimism that had permeated the Soul of their once-great Kingdom. However, Reagan had grown weak and ill from his heroic efforts, and the defenders of Liberty--who called themselves Conservatives--found themselves without a strong leader, and temporarily without direction. And the Sheeple were spell-bound and silent...

Into this breach strode the vile, boorish ruler, Slick Willie, a charlatan without a soul, devoid of character, and driven only by a shameless Lust for Power (and for young harlots to whom he was not betrothed). The Lib'rals hailed his tyrannical reign and excused his TREASONOUS crimes, as this self- styled "Effete Elite" secretly despised the Kingdom's granting of FReedom and Liberty to the peasant folk, for it empowered their subjects and undercut the Lib'rals' claim on Power. The corrupt Slick Willie--who came to be known as Billzabubba--sought to further the enslavement of the once-strong Sheeple by secretly colluding with the despots of a new, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and conspired to increase his countrymen's dependence on the Omnipotent Diety of Guv'ment. Still, the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent...

Until, gloriously, a wise man of Noble, yet Humble, descent--who came to be known as the Maja Rushi--arose from the masses, and spread accross the Kingdom his message of The Way Things Ought To Be. An heir to the optimism of Reagan, the Maja Rushi inspired millions to awake from their Mellow Apathy and strike out against the tyrannical rule of the Lib'rals and the reign of the evil Billzabubba. Still, most of the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent...

Finally, a young balladeer--who came to be known as Mudboy Slim--joined the Great Crusade against Slick Willie! This young Patriot combined the optimism of Reagan with the wisdom of the Maja Rushi. Mudboy vocalized many great folk songs that enlivened the Masses, causing the corrupt, Lib'ral spell to be broken and Billzabubba and his Lib'ral apologists to be vanquished from Power!!

Thus, there dawned a great new Libertarian Era of ever-shrinking governmental authority and an ever-expanding emphasis on Individual Liberty and Personal Responsibility. Herein are compiled but a few of those songs that have been passed down through the Ages, "The Ballads of Mudboy Slim"...

MUD

1 Posted on 07/27/1999 22:20:57 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Slick's Goin' DOWN...MUD

702 posted on Saturday, February 08, 2003 9:58:22 AM by Mudboy Slim
(William Jefferson BLYTHE Clinton Lives to RAPE Women and Mass-Murder Children...MUD)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2094. To: All (#2091)

"Is it possible that all of these deaths of people connected with the Clintons could be coincidental?!!"

Just a few people Clinton didn't have to Pardon.

1. James McDougal--Clinton's convicted Whitewater partner died of an apparent heart attack, while in solitary confinement. He was a key witness in Ken Starr's investigation." (He was also denied heart medication against doctor's orders, as I recall.)

"2. Mary Mahoney--A former White House intern was murdered July 1997 at a Starbucks Coffee Shop in Georgetown. The murder happened just after she was to go public with her story of sexual harassment in the White House.

"3. Vince Foster--Former white House councilor, and colleague of Hillary Clinton at Little Rock's Rose Law firm. Died of a gunshot wound to the head; ruled a suicide.

"4. Ron Brown--Secretary of Commerce and former DNC Chairman. Reported to have died by impact in a plane crash. A pathologist close to the investigation reported that there was a hole in the top of Brown's skull resembling a gunshot wound. At the time of his death Brown was being investigated, and spoke publicly of his willingness to cut a deal with prosecutors.

"5. C. Victor Raiser II & Montgomery Raiser--Major players in the Clinton fund raising organization. Died in a private plane crash in July 1992.

"6. Paul Tulley--Democratic National Committee Political Director found dead in a hotel room in Little Rock, September 1992. Described by Clinton as a "Dear friend and trusted advisor".

"7. Ed Willey--Clinton fund raiser, found dead November 1993 deep in the woods in VA of a gunshot wound to the head. Ruled a suicide. Ed Willey died on the same day his wife Kathleen Willey claimed Bill Clinton groped her in the oval office in the White House. Ed Willey was involved in several Clinton fund raising events."

"8. Jerry Parks--Head of Clinton's gubernatorial security team in Little Rock. Gunned down in his car at a deserted intersection outside Little Rock. Park's son said his father was building a dossier on Clinton. He allegedly threatened to reveal this information. After he died, the files were mysteriously removed from his house."

"9. James Bunch--Died from a gunshot suicide. It was reported that he had a "Black Book" of people which contained names of influential people who visited prostitutes in Texas and Arkansas."

"10. James Wilson--Was found dead in May 1993 from an apparent hanging suicide. He was reported to have ties to Whitewater.

"11. Kathy Ferguson--Ex-wife of Arkansas Trooper Danny Ferguson, was found dead in May 1994, in her living room with a gunshot to her head. It was ruled a suicide even though there were several packed suitcases, as if she were going somewhere. Danny Ferguson was a co-defendant along with Bill Clinton in the Paula Jones lawsuit. Kathy Ferguson was a possible corroborating witness for Paula Jones."

"12. Bill Shelton--Arkansas State Trooper and fiancee of Kathy Ferguson. Critical of the suicide ruling of his fiancee, he was found dead in June, 1994 of a gunshot wound. Also ruled a suicide at the grave site of his fiancee.

"13. Gandy Baugh--Attorney for Clinton's friend Dan Lassater, died by jumping out a window of a tall building January, 1994. His client was a convicted drug distributor.

"14. Florence Martin--Accountant and sub-contractor for the CIA, was related to the Barry Seal Mena Airport drug smuggling case. He died of three gunshot wounds."

"15. Suzanne Coleman--Reportedly had an affair with Clinton when he was Arkansas Attorney General. Died of a gunshot wound to the back of the head; ruled a suicide. Was pregnant at the time of her death.

"16. Paula Grober--Clinton's speech interpreter for the deaf from 1978 until her death December 9, 1992. She died in a one car accident."

"17. Danny Casolaro--Investigative reporter. Investigating Mena Airport and Arkansas Development Finance Authority. He slit his wrists, apparently, in the middle of his investigation."

"18. Paul Wilcher--Attorney investigating corruption at Mena Airport with Casolaro and the 1980 "October Surprise" was found dead on a toilet June 22, 1993 in his Washington DC apartment. Had delivered a report to Janet Reno three weeks before his death.

"19. Jon Parnell Walker--Whitewater investigator for Resolution Trust Corporation. Jumped to his death from his Arlington, Virginia apartment balcony August 15, 1993. He was investigating the Morgan Guarantee scandal.

"20. Barbara Wise--Commerce Department staffer. Worked closely with Ron Brown and John Huang. Cause of death unknown. Died November 29, 1996. Her bruised, nude body was found locked in her office at the Department of Commerce." (I still can't believe this one didn't get as much--or MORE--coverage as the Chandra Levy Murder.)

"21. Charles Meissner--Assistant Secretary of Commerce who gave John Huang special security clearance. Died shortly thereafter in a small plane crash.

"22. Dr. Stanley Heard--Chairman of the National Chiropractic Health Care Advisory Committee. Died with his attorney Steve Dickson in a small plane crash. Dr. Heard, in addition to serving on Clinton's advisory council, personally treated Clinton's mother, stepfather and brother."

"23. Barry Seal--Drug running pilot out of Mena Arkansas; death was no accident.

"24. Johnny Lawhorn Jr.--Mechanic...Found a check made out to Bill Clinton in the trunk of a car left at his repair shop. He was found dead after his car had hit a utility pole.

"25. Stanley Huggins--Investigated Madison Guarantee. His death was a purported suicide and his report was never released.

"26. Hershell Friday--Attorney and Clinton fund raiser died March 1, 1994 when his plane exploded.

"27. Kevin Ives & Don Henry--Known as "The boys on the track" case. Reports say the boys may have stumbled upon the Mena Arkansas airport drug operation. A controversial case, the initial report of death said..."due to falling asleep on railroad tracks." Later reports claim the two boys had been slain before being placed on the tracks. Many linked to the case died before their testimony could come before a Grand Jury."

"THE FOLLOWING PERSONS HAD INFORMATION IN THE IVES/HENRY CASE:
28. Keith Coney--Died when his motorcycle slammed into the back of a truck, July 88.
29. Keith McMaskle--Died. (A slight understatment) Stabbed 113 times, Nov 1988.
30. Gregory Collins--Died from a gunshot wound January 1989.
31. Jeff Rhodes--He was shot, mutilated and found burned in a trash dump in April 1989.
33. James Milan--Found decapitated. However, the Coroner ruled his death was due to "natural causes".
34. Jordan Kettleson--Was found shot to death in the front seat of his pickup truck in June 1990.
35. Richard Winters--A suspect in the Ives / Henry deaths. He was killed in a set-up robbery July 1989.

"THE FOLLOWING CLINTON BODYGUARDS ARE DEAD:
36. Major William S. Barkley Jr.
37. Captain Scott J. Reynolds
38. Sgt. Brian Hanley
39. Sgt. Tim Sabel
40. Major General William Robertson
41. Col. William Densberger
42. Col. Robert Kelly
43. Spec. Gary Rhodes
44. Steve Willis
45. Robert Williams
46. Conway LeBleu
47. Todd McKeehan

"Quite an impressive list! Pass this on.
Let the public become aware of what happens to friends of the Clintons!"

566 posted on Thursday, February 06, 2003 5:00:49 PM by Mudboy Slim
(Happy 92nd Birthday, President Reagan)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2095. To: BOBTHENAILER, conservativemusician, Formerly Brainwashed Democrat, Landru, sultan88, jla, dead (#2094)

"INDICT Willie!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Lay Down Sally")

Billie Clinton's goin' strong...
'Cuz the Leftist Medyuh says, "We won't see!!!"
I know y'all think World'll never know...
But wont'cha help this FReep along...
And seee-eeeng with ME...
"Slick, won't you ever leave?!!"

INDICT Willie...and CONVICT his sleazy Whores!!!
Don't you know Left's Treason's gonna sink you?!
BITE ME, Willie...quit forcin' MUD to croon...
I been writin' all these songs justa BURY YOU!!

Country's heard too many lies...
MUDZ gonna give Slick one Mighty Shove...
Uncoverin' all Dem's Chinese Spies...
Power's all that matters...Slick's a Treasonous FReak!!!

INDICT Willie...Slick's "Schtick" has lost its charm...
Don't you think Bill'll walk...Prison awaits FOOLS!!
CONVICT Willie...Slick's Day is comin' SOON...
FReepers fightin' all night just to DETHRONE YOU!!

(Guitar-pickin' and MUD grinnin'...LOL!!)

Can't wait to see the Moral Right...
Devolvin' Power soooo speedily!!
The Left is slow...Left just ain't Right...
Left can take their "worries" now...
Quit botherin' ME!! Got all the Laws we could ever need!!

INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!!
Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?!
INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon...
I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!

INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!!
Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?!
INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon...
I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!

And the SYNtaurz can play this song like a charm...MUD

399 posted on 10/21/2001 4:11 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2096. To: conservativemusician, stand watie, BOBTHENAILER, JohnHuang2, dansangel, .45MAN, FreeTheHostages (#2095)

"HUSSEIN!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "COCAINE")

If you wanna hang out...WE've gotta take him out, HUSSEIN!!!
If you wanna lay down...Baghdad's yer town, RATbrains!!
Soddom lies, he ain't Right, FReedomFight...Hussein!!

(ConservativeMusician rockin' it a tad...)

If you got RATviews, you needta sing MUDZ blues...Be Sane!!
When yer fightin' THUGS, you need the Bigger Gun..."Prevail!!"
Willie lies, Slick's a SPY!! Let's INDICT...RATS' Shame!!

(ConservativeMusician workin' it like only a 20-year vet can...)

Pack yer things...yer gone, boy, you best just ride on, Hussein!!
Don't forget this fact, OUR Target's Yer Back, Hussein!!
Dubyuh's RIGHT...Soddom'sBlight...Right Shall Smite...Hussein!!

Clinton lied...Chi-Com SPY...Slick, WE'll Try...Clinton!!

(ConservativeMusician jammin' 'til fade)

FReegards...MUD

493 posted on Wednesday, February 05, 2003 4:35:09 PM by Mudboy Slim
(There's ALWAYS a Bigger Fish...MUD)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2097. To: All (#2096)

"Willie and the Hand Jive"
(To be sung to Eric Clapner's--aka Clapton's--"Willie and the Hand Jive")

I know a cat named Ol' Slick Willie...
Gotta phat li'l chick named BigAss Hill'ry!
She's a squawkin', dried-up, worn-out shrew...
So Slick just plays that ol' skin flute!
Look out, Country, it's an intern 'ho'...
Doin' Slick's hand jive...knees to the flo'!
Media's havin' a pretty good time...
'Cuz Left don't see where cheatin's a crime.
Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive...
Slap that monkey blind!

Slick was a young Ozark A.G....
When he ambushed poor Juanita B!!
Sex Fiend Willie gave her quite a treat...
When he raped that lady, her lip did bleed.
Quaint style, Slick's VILE, he smiles,
"Baby, get yo'self some ice!!"

Slick and Hill'ry...they having a ball...
Abusin' their Power and that ain't all,
'Cuz they committed TREASON it's plain to see...
Slick's tellin' them big lies on TeeVee.
Slick LIES, Slick SPIES, he'll resign...
And do that Prison Time.

Hey...hey-ey

Ridicule...Ridicule...RIDICULE!!! This one's gotta FUNKY BEAT...MUD

427 posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 4:47:14 PM by Mudboy Slim
(STOOOOPID Lib'rals, I'm a FReeper and I'm Here To Help!!!...really...I'm serious.)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2098. To: Liberator (#1992) (Edited)

"Black XV"

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOZ, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a BI+C# now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FLAMErz, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!

Leftist views are 4 PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST 4 RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Slick Willie's PREY...MUD

1 posted on Monday, February 10, 2003 6:26:55 AM by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2099. To: Mia T, MeeknMing, Pippin, lodwick, KLT, kristinn, Doctor Raoul, dirtboy, Taxman (#2098)

"When MUD Takes Slick Down!!"
(To be sung to U2 and B.B. King's "When Love Comes To Town")

The King of the Blues...MudBoySlim!!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!

Slick is a Traitor...Vile Threat to the FRee!!
Lib'rals Give Slick All Raves...Right's Gonna Make Sheeple SEE!!
RightWing's fer Fighters...Put a Hurtin' on the Left!!
Next we'll stand and sing all the things Right's said.

When MUD comes to town,
We're Gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's Gonna Save the Day!!
FReepers, Left is Wrong, they'll always let you down,
And Slick Killed Twenty Kids when he Burned Waco Down!!

(TheBigMan puttin' a hurtin' on his LesPaul...)

RATS call it "Love" when they enslave black kids...
Left keeps making promises that their DOLTS soon forget.
Juanita, she was RAPED...'cuz she trusted DemRATS!!
Then Slick left her crying said, "Put Ice on it, ma'am!!"

Ran into a juke joint...we shall make Slick Willie SQUEEEEEAL!!
The Voters shall learn the Truth...Vile RAPISTS can't feel!!
As MUD's music played, Right helped Country turn around...
Right'll Save The Day once Ol' Rush comes to town!!

When MUD comes to town,
We're gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's gonna Save the Day!!
Baby, Right was Wrong to ever let you down,
But Right did what it did before MUD went to town!!

(Mudboy on harmonica.....squeelin'it!!!)

When MUD comes to town,
Right's gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
We'll Kick A$$ then take names!!
FReepers, Right was wrong to ever let you down,
But they did what they did before MUD FReeped RATS' clowns!!

(Conservativemusician kickin' it on lead guitar!!)

I was there when Left crucified my Lord...
I'll sing 'gainst Willie while Good FReepers Teach the World!!
Right can't be nice as we Kill RATS' Pride...
But we'll see Truth conquer the RATS' BigLies!!

When MUD comes to town,
We're gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's gonna Save the Day!!
Baby, Right was Wrong to ever let you down,
But Right did what it did before MUD went to town!!

(second solo by the BigMan)

"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.........."

Mudboy Slim

389 posted on 12/31/2002 4:02 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2100. To: conservativemusician, BOBTHENAILER, ravinson, budweisest (#2099)

"JessieLee and JakeySteve!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "FrankieLee and JudasPriest")

Well, JessieLee and JakeySteve,
They were the Best of FRiends!!
So when JessieLee cried out, "JUSTICE or SHAME!!"
Jakey hollered out...MUD's boy could sing!!
We sang, "DemRATS are ALL Fools!!"
Up then walk'd a PUNK called "Macker!!"
MUD said, "Gimme Slick, TerrieBoy!!
Yer loss shall be MUD's gain!!"

Well, MackerBoy, he sat right down
Drew his fingers to his chin,
Folks, with the bold eyes of Mudboy on him,
PUNK's head began to spin.
"Would ya please not stare at me like that," PUNK said,
"Mudboy, I know yer Right!!
Still, you know how RATS must sell their souls...
FReepers just won't let me hide."

Well, Mudboy, he just grinned )8^D! and said,
"Let's FIGHT!! I'll Teach you FEAR!!
PUNK, you'd better hurry 'n TESTIFY...
Yes, you know Willie's SCUM,
'Cuz MUD knows you and Slick are QUEER!!"
"I'm gonna start my quittin' right now,
Just tell me Why You FReep!!"

Mudboy pointed down the road...
And said, "FerLiberty!!"
"FerLiberty?!!" said MackerPee,
Squeeealy voice like a girls in FRight!!
"That's Right," said Mudboy Slim, "FerLiberty...
Good FReepers call it 'PARADISE!!'"

"I won't give you Slick, Mudboy!!"
Said McAuliffe oh so Vile....
"All Right," said Mudboy Slim,
"We'll FReep ya 'til ya RESIGN!!"

Well, MackerPUNK, he kneeled right down...
Terry kissed MUD's hairy feet...
When just then a dude named Limbaugh...
Burst upon the scene,
Saying, "Are you Mudboy Slim, the FReeper,
Whose father captain'd ships?!
'Cuz if you are,
There's some jackass callin' you WHACKO!!
And they say his name is Slick."

"Woah, Rush...Slick ain't MUDZ FRiend,"
Said Mudboy Slim that night,
"I do recall Slick very well,
Clinton, he shall feel MUDZ Bite!!"
"Yes, yer the one," said El Rushbo,
Sitin' the the WhiteHouse,
"Well, my message is, 'Mudboy Let's ROLL!!
RE-IMPEACH RATS' LOUSE!!!"

Well, MackerPee, he panicked,
He stopped kissin' Slim and ran...
Until he came up to the spot
Where WillieSlick did stand.
"What kind of man is MUD?" PUNK said,
"Why won't MUD leave US ALONE?!"
"It's not yer House," said Mudboy Slim,
"It's not yer House...it's MUD's Home!!"

Well, WillieSlick, he trembled,
His bowels lost all control!!
Over all the crimes and chicks he'd RAPED...
Now, MUD's Justice was on a roll!!
Slick just stood there staring...
From the BigHouse where we put our SCUM!!
With four and twenty boyfriends...
Just buggerin' SlickWillie's bum. (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!...sorry)

Yes, FReepers still care about our Liberty,
Gettin' JUSTICE, therefore WE FReep!!
And, foamin' at the mouth,
MUD began to make his midnight FReeps.
For sixteen nights and days MUD raved,
But on the seventeenth he burst...
Into the arms of Missuz MUD,
Which is where MUD quenched his thirst!!

(Mudboy HOOtin' on the Harp!!)

Lib'rals tried to save Ol' Slick...
But FReepers swatted them away like pests,
Except, of course, Slick's little Negro boy...
Who they called WillieJeff.
And he just walked along, alone,
With his guilt so well revealed,
And muttered underneath his breath,
"Mudboy Made Slick SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!!"

Well, the moral of the story,
The moral of this song,
Is simply that RATS should never be...
Given Power...Left IS Wrong!!
So when you see your neighbor carryin' somethin',
Help him with his load,
But Don't go mis-Votin' fer DemonRATS...
'Cuz they're all just Chi-Com HO's!!

Work in progress...MUD

225 posted on 12/24/2002 11:35 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2101. To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat, Ligeia, Cyber-Band, Taxman, tet68, A Navy Vet, JustPiper (#2098) (Edited)

"This Blessed Ground!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "My Hometown")

I was six years old, American flag in my hand...
Dockside, watched that ship return my Pa from Viet Nam.
Ma cried, then laughed, 'cuz he'd made it through it...
We cheered as Dad's feet touched ground...
He tousled my hair, said, "Son, take a good look around...
This here's Blessed Ground, and it's your home now,
Do your Country proud, this is your hometown!"

Back in Ninety-Five, Prez'dent's tellin' lies and breakin' rules!
Political fights between The Wrong and The Right...
Networks treat us like we're fools.
As Justice obstructs, Clinton passes the buck,
While sellin' secrets to Commie scum...
Algore grasps their illegal cash, sordid times had come...
To our Country...Won't you see? Liberty, it ain't free!!

Now White House's stonewallin' Congress, showin' no remorse...
Seems like there ain't nobody values Character no more.
Still, we're closin' in to prove Slick's guilt, while Elitists fret...
FReepers say, "These Bums're already TOAST, they just don't know it YET!!"
It's our turn now, let's show 'em how...
To devolve Power, to your hometown.

So, Right, don't delay, seize the day, condemn Bill's Tyranny!
Forcin' out these crooks, it's our destiny!
I'm Thirty-Nine, got two kids of my own now...
Last night, set 'em up o'erlookin' the Sea..
I said, "Kids, take a good look around...this here's Blessed Ground!"

Mudboy Slim

BTW...Please pardon the vanity; however, with two young children, my wife and I don't get to the movies much anymore and I'm just getting around to watching "Saving Private Ryan." I must say, while I can't stand Spielberg's politics, he does tell one Hell of a story. As coincidence would have it, we rented this movie on Memorial Day weekend, and I was floored by the sacrifice our forefathers made in the fight against Tyranny and Injustice. My hat is off to all those Freepers out there who have fought in defense of our Country and our Liberty, as well as those who have lost loved ones in the line of duty. To quote Abraham Lincoln, "I pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice on the Altar of Freedom."

And to those of you who are losing heart in our ongoing battle against Tyranny and Injustice in our own Country, please remember the sacrifices our predecessors made...and realize that
Bill Clinton is no match for the progeny of our honored forebears.

MUD

Posted by: Mudboy Slim (fight4justice) 05/28/1999 22:36:48 PDT

Views: 494172

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#2102. To: BOBTHENAILER, stand watie, Formerly Brainwashed Democrat, Landru, Pippin, FreeTheHostages, dead (#2016)

"Boldly Just!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "Bold As Love")

Angry, MUD smiles...glowering in righteous indignation and rosy redshades...
Queen Hillary, hatefully waits behind Slick...
Slick's felony schemes grow...mud sneers at RATS' classless crowd!!

Clueless are the braindead young daughters raised by RAT-leftists!!
STOOOOOPIDITY is RAT-punks' Plan...
Once happy Lib'ral armies lay Frozen and Dead...
But Mudboy says, "The Fight Is On!!"

'Cuz we're all boldly JUST!!
Yes, FReepers are boldly JUST!!
Yeah, We're all boldly JUST!!
Just ask the Sultan!!

Ol' Slim is so confident that he bellows Anthems of War...songs ooze pure euphoria!!
Kristinn is young, full of daring...
And really quite steady when the RATS come round!!
JayLaLa is bespeckled but not so mellow...
In fact, I'm trying to say he's FReepin' like me!!
And all these patriot FRiends o' mine FReep next to me...and I to them!!
Devotin' my life to RATS' TRAITOROUS Fool...
But, I'm eh...yeah, I'm Olde as MUD!!
Yeah, yeah...
Yes, Right's Bold...Boldly JUST!! (hear me talking, Willie)
We're Bold and Just!!
Just ask Ol' Landru (he knows everything)
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Heh heh heh...MUD

138 posted on 12/20/2002 12:21 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

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#2103. To: Landru, Happygal, jla, iceskater, Formerly Brainwashed Democrat, sultan88, yankhater (#2102)

"Limbaugh Havin’ His Say"
(Sung to the tune of “Twistin’ the Night Away” By Sam Cooke)

Let me tell ya 'bout a dude
Useta be up New York way
(Where some people are so gay)
Limbaugh havin’ his say!

Fuzzball has a lot of fun
Puttin' Lib’rals on the run
His fans are both old and young
Listenin’ to hear Rush say!

“Keep Freepin’, Freepin’
Everybody's Freepin’ great”
We’re Freepin’, Freepin’
Cuz Rush is leadin’ the Way!

JLA shows up in fancy clothes
Where he found them we don't know,
CM, he brought his radio,
Limbaugh is ON today!

Watching Happygal in her slacks,
As she leans on Landru’s back,
He’s concentrated hard, while
Limbaugh is havin’ his say!

He’s talkin’, talkin’
Right Wing feelin’ great.
We’re listenin’, listenin’
Limbaugh is having his say!

Listen a while,
Callers Attack,
Rushbo hits back,
Soccer Moms, now go, now fret
Limbaugh has had his way!

FDB wearin’ blue jeans.
Shows up vid his Svedis queen.
MUD has his recordin’ machine,
Capturin’ the night’s replay!

Man you oughtta see Ice go,
Skatin' during Rush’s show,
Here you find the young and old
Limbaugh havin’ his say!

Yes, Limbaugh, Limbaugh,
Makin’ us all feel great
He’s talkin’, educatin’,
El Rushbo’s having his say!

IT’S 12 O’CLOCK,
Feet up, lie back
Feet up, lie back
Maha Rushie, EIB, It’s Great!
Limbaugh having his say!

sultan88

602 posted on Wednesday, February 19, 2003 10:21:16 AM by sultan88
(FReepin' Sam Cooke)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2104. To: All (#2103)

"Terry McAuliffe's latest scandal just the tip of the iceberg"

Virginia Gov. Terry McAuliffe, the top Clinton operative who holds elected office, is under investigation yet again. This time, it involves $120,000 given to McAuliffe's gubernatorial campaign by a billionaire who served in China's communist legislature.

McAuliffe's business and political dealings have raised questions repeatedly. For example, in the 1990s, as McAuliffe set records raising money for the Clintons, congressional investigators uncovered a Chinese government scheme to funnel money to the Clinton operation through a number of businesspeople, including a man named "Charlie" Trie. In that case, 94 people either refused questioning, pled the Fifth Amendment, or left the country.

During that period, McAuliffe helped a company named Loral Space get seats on official trade missions, and, reportedly with McAuliffe's intervention, the Clinton administration overruled national security officials to approve a Loral deal that gave China critical missile technology. Loral's CEO became the largest donor to the Democratic National Committee, where McAuliffe became chairman.

In 2009, McAuliffe founded GreenTech Automotive, a manufacturer of electric vehicles. "If you have good green projects, there are billions of dollars that are looking for those projects," he said at the time. Soon after, McAuliffe received a package of special-interest "incentives" — loans, grants and targeted tax breaks — from state and local governments in Mississippi to build a plant there. The taxpayers' care package totaled at least $5 million. At the plant's ribbon-cutting, Bill Clinton was an honored guest.

Why did McAuliffe, running for governor in Virginia, build his plant in Mississippi? Because Virginia provided no taxpayer goodies. The Virginia Economic Development Partnership, which hands out "development incentives," was "dubious of the project from its beginning." One official wrote, "This company is a complete start-up venture and it appears the management team has no previous experience in automotive manufacturing."

Despite "failing to satisfy questions about its financing and viability," McAuliffe kept looking for government handouts. The Wall Street Journal's Kim Strassel went so far as to call the fundraising ploy "Terry McAuliffe's Solyndra" and a "crony-capitalist embarrassment."

The Mississippi project was supposed to produce 1,500 jobs. Later, company officials dropped that to 350 by late 2014. A recent group photo of employees shows about 75 people.

But there's more to the GreenTech story than crony capitalism: McAuliffe's visa business.

Under the Immigration Act of 1990, through a little-known visa program called EB-5, a foreigner can obtain a green card by investing $1 million in the U.S. ($500,000 if the company locates in a rural or high-unemployment area). Both government agencies and private companies can issue EB-5 visas in exchange for high-dollar investment.

GreenTech, shortly after its founding, partnered with Gulf Coast Funds Management — run by Anthony Rodham, Hillary Clinton's brother — to recruit EB-5 investors. (Today, Rodham runs the GreenTech EB-5 operation, and the two companies share offices in McLean, Va.) Between 2009 and 2012, EB-5 visas helped GreenTech raise $67 million from over 100 foreign investors. Gulf Coast collected more than $7 million of its own during that time, suggesting a massive "visas for sale" scheme. By early 2013, at least 31 Chinese had received green cards through the McAuliffe/Rodham EB-5 operation. (Keep in mind that, in China, there's no real distinction between the Communist Party, the government and the business elite.)

Gulf Coast attempted to acquire an EB-5 visa for a Chinese telecom executive linked to the Chinese government. Zhenjun Zhang, the Huwaei Technologies executive who coordinated with Gulf Coast, was accused by former CIA Director Michael Hayden of "providing sensitive information about foreign communication systems to Beijing," according to one report. Yet Gulf Coast still made a pay- for-visa deal.

One possible explanation: Foreign nationals with green cards can contribute to elections, thanks to a loophole that McAuliffe is currently exploiting to excuse monies he (and the Clinton Foundation) received from Chinese billionaire Wang Wenliang.

Coincidentally, Gulf Coast's Rodham is the godfather of the grandson of Aslan Abashidze, a former official in the former Soviet nation of Georgia, who partnered with Rodham in a deal to export hazelnuts. Abashidze was removed from office in 2004, thanks to public protests stemming from his conviction for stealing $57 million in government funds. Abashidze was also accused of murdering a former deputy.

Money and political power, coming together in business deals involving some of the world's most corrupt people. The latest investigation into Terry McAuliffe proves the Clinton '90s never really ended.

Dr. Steven J. Allen is the Vice President and Chief Investigative Officer of the Capital Research Center.

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-15   16:36:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2105. To: stand watie, M. Thatcher, Trueblackman, mhking, FreeTheHostages, heavyd, Taxman (#2104)

"Ripple"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Ripple")

If my words did flow...from the radio with Limbaugh...
And my tunes were played...on the EEE-EYE-BEE...
Would you hear my views...comin' thru the music?!
Would you hold them near...as if they were your own?!

I can't help myself...my thoughts must be spoken.
Perhaps, they're better...left unsung. (lol)
Yes, I know...you don't really care.
But, FReeper songs'll...soon fill the air!

Ripples from WhiteWater...
If you feel no sense of loss...you have no soul!!
Raise up your voice...tell folks why you're angry!
All our Nukes were sold...Cold War starts a-gain!!
Let it be known...seek Justice for Clinton...
'Cuz we have Laws...we'll CONVICT this "man"!

Bill must be told...to take the highway!
Take it! Be Gone! And we'll make it Right!
And once Slick goes, Left's Cadre will follow...
Justice demands...they're all sent Home!

Ripples from White Water...
When you fail to raise your voice...no one will know!!
Yes, you can choose...to keep your silence...
But once Slick falls...you're all alone!
Folks, we must stand...against Bill's TREASON...
Yes, we'll find a way...Prison's Left's Traitor's HOME!!

La de da da dah...La de da da de da dahh...
La da dahh da dah da da da dahhh...
La de da da dah...La de da da de da dahh...
La da dahh da dah da da da dahhh...

Mudboy Slim (6/29/99)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2106. To: All (#2104)

"Corruption Is Catching Up to the Clintons and Their Associates"
It comes as no surprise that Hillary Clinton's closest allies are involved in a litany of ethics violations"

By Michael Sainato • 05/25/16 8:00am

Hillary Clinton’s 2008 campaign chair, Virginia Governor Terry McAuliffe, is currently under investigation by the FBI and Department of Justice over questionable contributions to his 2013 campaign. According to a recent CNN report, the investigation—which has been going on for at least a year—calls into question Mr. McAuliffe’s service as a board member to the Clinton Global Initiative, a subsidiary of the Clinton Foundation. A $120,000 donation from a Chinese businessman, Wang Wenliang, made through U.S.-based businesses, raised red flags with investigators—along with several other donations, like the $2 million he gave the Clinton Foundation.

Governor McAuliffe is just one of several close associates to the Clintons currently under investigation for corruption. Ms. Clinton’s 2008 campaign co- chair, DNC chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz, is under immense pressure to resign thanks to her favoritism for Ms. Clinton throughout the Democratic primaries. Ms. Wasserman Schultz essentially tipped the scale against Senator Bernie Sanders, a violation of the impartiality her position at the DNC demands. Prominent Clinton supporter and New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio is also under review as part of an ongoing federal investigation into two businessmen with close ties to the mayor. The Podesta Group, implicated in the release of the Panama Papers, was founded by Tony Podesta and Hillary Clinton’s campaign chief, John Podesta. Several other prominent donors to the Clinton Foundation have also been linked to the Panama Papers, and the Clinton Foundation itself has been frequently cited as a source of money laundering and exchanging political favors for large donations.

It comes as no surprise that Hillary Clinton’s closest associates are involved in a litany of ethics violations as corruption has been the modus operandi of Ms. Clinton’s campaign for the entire duration of the primaries. Hillary Clinton has publicly vocalized support for campaign finance reform, yet owes much of her success in the primaries to the current corrupt system, which enables her to fundraise unethically, bending and possibly breaking current campaign finance laws.

(Click LINK above for remainder of article...)

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#2107. To: hondo68, jla, coteblanche, SAMWolf (#2075)

"Black XVI"

"Liberty"

It was 1942, and you were 16 years old
when your mother signed the papers
that allowed you to go to war.
A skinny country boy from Alabama
who knew what it felt like
to be hungry
when the mills closed down,
your courage saw beyond
the harvest and the strip mines
to a cause greater than yourself,
a belief that freedom mattered
and that human rights were
worth your sacrifice of
comfort, safety, and innocence.
I can see you now
as you were then --
your clear eyes,
your brilliant smile,
your Marine Corps fatigues,
your confident stance --
all gifts of recovered time
from a day photographed
more than 50 years ago.
A hero-child of love
and compassion, you remain
my truest image of liberty.
Semper Fi, Dad.

Karen Thompson

Note from Karen: "Liberty was written in honor of my father, Emmett M. Thompson, Jr. (1926-1988),
who served in the United States Marine Corps in World War II and was a disabled veteran. Liberty was published by the Amateur Poetry Journal
as part of Judy Gripton's admirable 1998 Memorial Day Tribute to America's veterans."

God Bless the American Military Veterans...MUD

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#2108. To: pokerboy, PokerFace, Paul Topete (#2107)

"FReedom"
(To be sung to PokerFace's "FReedom"...written by Paul Topete)

FREEEEEEDOM!!! Ain't just a word fer me...
It means everything!! I shout, "Vive Libertad!!"
Open yer eyes...Big Brother's no dream!!
Kick Left OUT!!! GIVE THEM...NOTHIN' BUT $#!+!!!
Why won't you see...what they're doin' to me?!
They'll soon be doin' to you!!
You won't believe...that they're comin' fer me...
Left is gonna be comin' fer you-ou-ou!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh...

Float on by...down this River of Life...
You live yer Life...like yer Dead in it!!
Don't burn that flag...right in front of me...
Unless YOU WANT ME...ta KICK YER A$$!!

Why won't you see...what they're doin' to me?!
They'll soon be doin' to you!!
You won't believe...that they're comin' fer me...
Left is gonna be comin' fer you-ou-ou!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh...

FReedom...not just words to me...
It means everything...I just love my Liberties!!!
Don't bust Ol' MUD...just fer smokin' his smokes...
Let MUD live...LET FREEDOM REIGN!!!

Why won't you see...what they're doin' to me?!
They'll soon be doin' to you!!
You won't believe...that they're comin' fer me...
Left is gonna be comin' fer you-ou-ou!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh...

Hey Paul...Great song, mi amigo...MUD

161 posted on 09/24/2001 3:40 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim
(Israelis DID NOT Bomb the WTC!!!)

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#2109. To: The Boss (#2108)

"Billy, King from Arkansas"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Mary, Queen of Arkansas")

Billy, King from Arkansas, it's not tooo early fer leavin'...
The Country's grown tired of yer scumbag style...
And yer Outlaw "Charm"'s become unseemly!!
Billy, Left's King, your Untruths are revilin'...
No, yer not too great to denigrate, the Nation's just realizin'...

Well, I'm just a lone EX-DemocRAT [not really], home-building's my trade...
But I've been sickened by your scand'lous acts,
You're a Danger to the State!!
Willie, VILE King, your blows 'gainst FReedom are missin'!!
No-o-o, you're not Man enough for me to hate, so wisen up and listen!!

No, the White House ain't fer TRAITORS...
You're supposed to be PROTECTIN' our borders!
Yeah...while your close friends serve as martyrs,
You're the one who's givin' the orders!!
No, Left cannot go on livin' this LIE...
And you're not fit fer leadin'!!
Ohhh...you let the Red Chinese infiltrate...
While Lady Justice's bleedin'....

Billy, King from Arkansas. your vile spin is decievin'...
And your schtick's so great, I took the bait,
And you almost had me believin'.
But in your face, Willie, I can see a likeness to the Juice!!
No, I don't know how you can look me in the eye,
While obstructin' the goddamn truth!!

But I know a place where you can go, Willie,
Where you can get a new job and start all over again, "clean"!!
Ohhh, you got contacts deep in China, boy...
Where Tyrants slaughter folks like me....!!

Mudboy Slim (9/9/99)

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#2110. To: Snow Bunny, stand watie, backhoe, AuntB, Angelique (#2109)


"One Sleazy Rider"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Uneasy Rider")

Bill was takin' a trip back to A-R-K,
Toolin' along in his Cabriolet,
Tokin' on a number and diggin' on the radio.
Just as he crossed that ol' Virginny line,
He heard that highway start to whine,
And he knew that left rear tire was about to go!
Well, the spare was flat and he got uptight,
Becuz there wasn't a fillin' station in sight,
So he just limped on down the shoulder on the rim.
He went as far as he could and when he stopped the car...
It was right in front of my little bar,
Kind of a pool-hall-lookin' joint called "The libertarian".

Well, Slick stuffed his hair up under his hat,
And arrogantly announced that he had a flat,
And would I accept some weed in exchange for a new one?
Well, there was one thing I was sure glad to see,
Wasn't a soul in the place 'cept fer him and me,
And he looked so disgustin', I just pointed towards the telephone.
He called up dead's station down the road aways,
And dead said he wasn't very busy today,
And he could be there in about ten minutes or so.
Slick said, "My names Bill the New DemocRAT!!"
And I didn't bother to tell the durn fool that
I sure as Hell don't care fer Left-wing politicos.

He just ordered up a spritzer and sat down at my bar,
When some guy walks in and says, "Who owns this car...
With the peace sign, freak wheels, and astroturf floor?"
Well, we looked at Bill and he damned near cried,
And decided that he'd just wait outside,
So he laid a dollar on the bar and headed for the door.
Just when he thought he'd get outta there with his skin,
These five REAL MEN come strollin' in,
With this Angelique chick and a young fella named Gingrich!!
And he was almost to the door when stand watie said,
"You tip your hat to this lady, son!"
But when he did all that hair fell out from underneath.

Now the last thing Bill wanted was to get in a fight,
Anywhere, anytime, as he quivered in fright,
'Specially since he's a yella punk and fightin' made him pee!
But they all started laughin' and he felt kinda sick,
And he knew he better think of something pretty quick,
So he just reached out and kicked Newt Gingrich right in the knee!!
Newt let out a yell that'd curl your hair,
But before Slick could move, I grabbed me a chair...
And said, "Watch him folks, becuz he's a thoroughly dangerous man!
Well, you may not know it, but this man's a spy,
He's a Soviet mole and awfully sly,
And he's been sent down here to denigrate ol' Uncle Sam!"

Newt was still bent over holdin' onto his knee,
But all them FReepers wuz lookin' and listenin' to me,
And I told how Bill was drafted and never ever went!
I said, "Would you believe that this man has gone so far...
As puttin' Stalin stickers on the bumpers of cars,
And he voted for George McGovern for President!!
Well, he's one of them long-haired, pretty-boy Left-wing nags,
I betcha he's even got a Commie flag,
Tacked up on his wall! To him, FReedom's just a mirage!
He's a snake in the grass, I'll tell ya guys,
He make look dumb, but that's just a disguise,
'Cuz he's a mastermind in the ways of espionage!"
They all started lookin' real suspicious at Billy,
And he jumped up and said, "Now wait a minute, Sillies,
You know he's lyin', I been Conservative all of my life!
SO WHAT if I left my Country in a lurch?
I belong to the Little Rock Baptist Church,
Oh sure, I sleep with a lotta broads, but so'd you once you met my wife!"
Then Bill started whinin' 'bout the way he was stressed,
But I didn't wait for him to explain the rest,
I held off dirtboy while bouncin' Billy outta there on his butt!
And when he hit the ground he didn't relax...
'Cuz they was just takin' his car down off the jacks...
So he threw ol' dead a dime bag and fired that muthah up!!
Ol' Oprah Winfrey woulda sure got HOT...
At the way Bill was fussin' as he left my lot,
With AuntB hollerin' and chasin' him in a trot!
Now, lookin' back I shoulda let 'em have their fun,
Reckon that's I'm "The Compassionate One",
But I did join all them FReepers fer many a Tequila shot!!

Well, since that day, o'er twenty years had past,
When I realized ol' Bill's still smokin' that grass.
He was doin' the Sting as few men can...Hell! He even cut his hair!
Folks, he's had ya'll slavin' while he's spendin' and taxin',
As if Bill was our King and all loot's his for the cashin'...
Then Bill figured he oughtta split before the LAW got there.
'Cuz in his campaigns, he was caught dirty-dealin',
Influence sellin' and bimbos a'squeelin'...
But he didn't RESIGN 'til he was RE-IMPEACHED by Congress!
Folks, I think we're gonna rewrite Bill's script,
Instead of goin' workin' for that DreamWorks/Lippo Clique,
Let's sentence Bill to Leavenworth, post-President!!

LOL and FReegards...MUD

96 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:29:51 PDT by Mudboy Slim

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#2111. To: MeeknMing, goldilucky, ChaseR, iceskater, Corin Stormhands, P8riot, hchutch (#2110) (Edited)

[goldilucky] "...the most lethal weapon in America is the mindset of the sheeple that have awoken
from their sleep and are enraged at what is happening to this country.
"

EXACTLY!!! The Effete Elites in both Parties fear this, my FRiend, and will ultimately agree to offer up William Jefferson Blythe Clinton
as the "sacrificial lamb" in an ULTIMATELY-FUTILE attempt to nip the building rage in the bud...

"The Vile Clinton"
(To be sung to Manfred Mann's "The Mighty Quinn")

Come on...cry out!! Come on...GET HIM!!
We've not seen nothing like the Vile Clinton!!
Come on...don't pout!! Come on...LET'S WIN!!
We'll destroy the Left when we DETHRONE SLICK!!

Ev'rybody's building gates and moats...
Most are 'fraid of Government...
But they don't even VOTE!!
Does nobody really care...'bout this Clinton BOY?!
Folks, when Slick the EX-Prez'dent gets his...
Even Lib'ral's gonna jump fer joy!!
Come on...and SHOUT!! Join in...and GRIN!!
Slick ain't seen nothin' like The FReepers' Din!!

I like to STALK EX-PREZ-EH-DENT...
I like my Midnite FReeps!!
'Cuz Bill's TREASON and VIOLENT RAPE...
Means we must RE- IMPEACH!!!!
Every Libs' been on their knees...
Just servin' Slick's ev'ry whim...
But when Slick the EX-Prez'dent sheds tears...
All Dem Lib'rals gonna run from him!!
Come on...LASH OUT!! Come on...FReep him!!
We've not seen EVIL like Ol' Bill Clinton!!
Come on...Help Out!! Come on...FReep him!!
Slick ain't seen nuthin' like FReepers, my FRiends!!

Lemme do what I wanna do...
I'm havin' me a ball!
Just tell me where you want Slick...
And I'll make sure he falls...
DemLeftists can't stop our FReeps...
The Lib'rals fear everyone's posts!
'Cuz when next eeee-lection gets here...
It's TRUTH that Left fears the most!!

Come on...FReep out!! Come on...we'll WIN!!
We'll not see c'ruption like we've seen from Slick!!
Come on...Ladies!! Come on...you MEN!!
Left's fate is waiting...WE MUST DETHRONE SLICK!!!

BWAH HAH HAH HA HA Ha Ha...MUD

124 Posted on 08/21/2001 08:02:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim

108 posted on Monday, February 24, 2003 5:32:14 AM by Mudboy Slim
(The A.N.S.W.E.R., RAT-bastards..."We SHALL RE-Impeach and CONVICT and Imprison Slick!!")

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-16   12:57:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2112. To: hondo68, redleghunter, Gatlin, TLBSHOW, nolu_chan, StinkyPete, Landru, FunkyDan (#2075) (Edited)

"Black XIV"

"W's Promise!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")

Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown...
CM works in a rock and roll band,
Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!
We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...
We're Right, THAT I know!!
Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs...
We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!
We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign...
Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!!
Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...
DemRATS ain't gonna git MUD's Dreams!!

Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves...
Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!
I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!
But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...
All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right...
The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!
Every day, it just seems hard to believe...
The LIES RATS're believing in!!
Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!
Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick Righteous Shall Smite!!

Right won big once off the Normandy coast...
But some FEY FRench fergot our loss!!
It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...
Of all the liberties we've lost!!
Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATS Defend TREASON!!
BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!!
Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!"
Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!
We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATS...
WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!!
'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!
FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!
Lib'rals are DO-O- OLTS!!...4 RATZ Big Guv'ment and seditious aims!!
Folks must B BOLD, fight the LIES Media LIES 2 explain!!
Folks must B TOLD, Willie's a FREAK, MUD'd always sing...
FLAMErz B BOLD, RightWing's gonna take it all and Build a bright NEW DAY!!

Mudboy Slim

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YO!! EVERYBODY!!!

Y'all are invited to the Richmond Rally FER America at the Innsbruck Pavilion in scenic Henrico Country,
just West of Richmond on I-64...come out and join US on Sunday, 23 March 2003 (1-3 EST)...
BE THERE or BE SQUARE!!

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on Wednesday, March 19**, 2003 12:06:11 AM by Mudboy Slim

BTW...**XIV years AGO tomorrow...hmmm.

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-18   15:22:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2113. To: kristinn, Angelwood, LiberteeBell, 1 Olgoat, 103198, 11Bush, 1234, a6intruder, aculeus (#2112)

ATTENTION Old Dominion FReepers!!

On Sunday, the 23rd day of March in the Two-Thousand Third Year of our Lord, there was a Grand Convening of Patriots at the Innsbrook Pavilion in Richmond, VA.
This convention of FReedom-loving Americans from accross the Continent was unanimous in its call for JUSTICE to be exacted upon those who would commit TREASON against our Great Country!!
Historians will record this great day as the beginning of the end of Soddom'sInsane's/OsamabilKlinton/William JeffersonClinton's Treasonous Reign of Terror!!

The budding new Old Dominion FReeper Chapter is arranging for permission to erect a booth to allow the 10,000 Rally Attendees to find out what FReepin's all about...
please join US at 1:00 pm near the Innsbrook Pavilion with whatever signage or flags you can rustle up!!

It's gonna be a HOOt...So Sayeth the Word of...MUD

20 posted on Wednesday, March 19, 2003 12:54:53 AM by Mudboy Slim
("Soddom...Yer PalestinianPalacePizza!!!")

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-18   15:26:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2114. To: hondo68 (#2075)

"Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy."

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

NEVER!! Then again...I do like a good fantasy on occasion...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-18   15:31:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2115. To: conservativemusician, Landru, sultan88, FBD, jla, Taxman, Cyber-Band, stand watie, KLT (#2112)

"Legend of Mudboy Slim"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels' Band's "Legend of Wooley Swamp")

Well, if you ever go back to the BonAir Swamp, well, you oughtta just do what's Right!!
There's things out there in the middle of them woods that make DemLib'rals cry from fright.
RATS still crawl and Med'yuh lies and Clinton sleeps around on the town...
And they say the ghost of Mudboy Slim gets up and he FReeps around.

Landru couldn't believe it!! Boy just had to find out for hisself.
Sultan couldn't conceive'it!! The dude never would have listened to nobody else.
MizBunny couldn't believe it!! She just had to find out for herself...
There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.

Spoken:
Ol' Mudboy lived in the Virginny Swamp, back in his cave on the woods.
He never did do a lotta harm to the world, 'cuz he always tried doin' Good.
People didn't think too much of MUD...they all thought he acted funny.
Ol' Mudboy didn't care 'bout DemSheeple anyway...all he cared about was gettin' JUSTICE!!
He'd strum a few bars, sing 'bout DemWhores and he'd bury songs all around.
And on certain nights if the moon was Right, Slim'd dig 'em up out of the ground.
He'd pour his heart out 'bout RatWhores on the Black and sung his passions through it.
Yeah, Mudboy Slim was an orn'ry ol' man and that's all that there was to it!!

DemRINOs couldn't believe it. They just had to find out for themselves.
Med'yuh couldn't conceive'it 'cause DemRATS never would have listened to nobody else.
JimRob wouldn't believe it. He just had to find out for hisself...
There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.

DemClintons was white trash. They forced most of US FReeper's ta FReep.
They were mean as Butch Reno and sneaky as RATS and quite arrogant when they'd speak.
One night Ol' Slickboy Willie said, "Y'all meet me at Ol' Muddy's Cave later.
We'll take old Mudboy's Justice and we'll feed him to the Litigators."
They found Ol' Mudboy out in the back with a guitar in his hand,
Thirteen RightWing FReeper songs was just dug up out of the sand.
Then, T-Mac went crazy and he beat Ol' Mudboy, and Slick picked him up off of the ground.
Threw MUD in Left's Swamp and stood there and laughed as the Black water sucked him down.
Then they turned around and went back to MUD's shack and picked up MUD's Justice and ran.
Slick hadn't gone nowhere when they realized they were publicizing MUD's Band.
McAuliffe struggled and Slick squealed but they couldn't get away and just before they went under
They could hear Ol' Mudboy laughing and a voice say, "Fear MUDZ Justice!!!"

And that's been fifty years ago and you can go by there yet.
There's a spot in the yard in the back of MUD's shack where the ground is always wet.
And on summer nights, if the moon is right down by that dark footpath,
You can hear Slick Willie sqeeeeeealin'. You can hear Ol' Mudboy laugh!!!

(work in progress...)

BWAHAHAHA...MUD

367 posted on 10/14/2002 1:08 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-18   15:42:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2116. To: All (#2115)

To: All

1.3.5.6.9.10.11.12.15.18.20.21.22.24.25.27.30.33!!**
You do the math...MUD

**Potential CelebrityJudgeStatus Implications!!

204 posted on Thursday, March 20, 2003 1:55:10 PM by Mudboy Slim
("Soddom...Yer PaladinPalacePizza, PUNK!!!")

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-18   15:45:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2117. To: All (#2116)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-18   15:49:48 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2118. To: goldilucky (#1852)

"Have a great weekend, Mudboy."

"You're growing out of some of your problems,
but there are others that you're growing into."

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

When, in the course of LIFE, is this NOT the case?!

And YES, I had a wunnerful weekend, ma'am...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-20   15:37:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2119. To: hondo68, buckeroo, AKAz Stoned (#2075)

"Black XX"

"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!

Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!!
Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...SHALL BE imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!

(Mo' funky guitar)

WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FLAMErz keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

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RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Slick Willie's a Serial Rapist...MOVE ON, you say?! Over my dead body...MUD

1 posted on Thursday, June 12, 2003 12:25:54 AM by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-20   15:54:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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