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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
Source: war
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Views: 1409072
Comments: 3287

Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.

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#1976. To: Landru, sultan88, jla, FBD, cherry_bomb88, MoJo2001, Diva Betsy Ross, stand watie, MeekOneGOP (#1975)

"Just and Bold!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Heart of Gold")

(Mud on harp...)

I want to live...don't like DemLibs...
I've been a'fightin' fer the Right of Olde.
The Left's contentions are full of fibs...
It keeps me FReepin' fer Justice that's bold...
Folks, Slick's gettin' old.
Keeps me FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold...
Let the Truth be told!!

(Li'l more harmonica-playin'...)

We've seen where Clinton stood...DemRATS're no good!!
We'll fight Dem Lib'rals 'til RATS wilt and fold.
Willie's done his crimes...he shall do hard time!!
We'll keep on FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold...
Let the Truth be told!!
Keep on FReepin' 'gainst the LIES Left's told...
Let's be Just and Bold!!

(More Mud on harp...)

Keep on FReepin'...let the Truth be told!!
I'll keep on FReepin' 'til we reach our goal...
Keep on FReepin'...let the Truth be told!!
We'll keep on FReepin' fer what's Right and Bold!!

FReegards...MUD

552 posted on Tuesday, April 20, 2004 10:47:47 AM by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-25   16:00:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1977. To: Funky Dan, Sultan88, Landru (#1975)

To: Mudboy Slim

"Was a spectacular show last night Mud, and today's a new day with a black recommended belt.
Fought a kid 5 years your junior who I'd swear had pure testosterone for blood & successfully made his eyes water while preventing him from knocking me out with some mighty fancy flying kicks he'd -- *obviously* -- been practicing.

Also broke both my required boards on the *first* of the three tries we get, too. Not an "easy" thing to do, y'know.

Actually truth be known, they didn't really "break."

...they *exploded*. :o)"

555 posted on Tuesday, April 20, 2004 11:09:23 AM by Landru
(Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-25   16:05:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1978. To: Cyber-Band, conservativemusician, bigman (#1977)

"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!

Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!

(Mo' funky guitar)

WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Slick Willie's a Serial Rapist...MOVE ON, you say?!

Over my dead body...MUD (6/12/2003)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-25   16:13:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1979. To: Cyber-Band, Landru, jla, FBD, AdSimp, BOBTHENAILER, M Kehoe, cogitator, dead (#1978)

"Thunderous Thighs"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Faraway Eyes")

I wuz drivin' home, early Sunday mornin', thru DeeCeeVille...
List'nin' to Ol' Mick Jagger on the AM radio station...
And the DeeJay said, "You know you always got the Left by your side!"
And I wuz so pleased to be informed of this...
That I drove thru Slick's Whore House with my four-wheel!!
Thank ya, Clinton!! Thank ya, Gore!!

Slick had an arrangement to meet a girl...
Another intern date...
But Bill thought by the time he got there...
She'd be off, she'd be doin' the nearest Senator she could find!!
Much to his surprise, there she wuz...pickin' at her thong-wear...
Big Mo' Lewinsky, blue beret on her head...
Justa girl...with thunderous thighs!!

So if Ol' Hell'ry won't suck...
'Cuz the First Beach don't do guys...
Find a girl with thunderous thighs!!
And if you're horny and dusty...
'Cuz your wife don't do the jam...
Getta girl with thunderous thighs!!
Well...

Well, the Lib'rals keep right on sayin'...
That all you need to do is send more tax money to the...
"Sacred" DeeCee Whores of Guv'ment...
Located somewhere in downtown District of Columbia!!

But next week, they'll play my songs on the ray-dee-oh...
And all Right's dreams will come true!!
Libs're dead...and next week, Lord hear my prayer...
Hear me, world...folks, you know what kinda lies Slick spouts...
But I'll tell ya...

So now Slick's down on his luck...
'Cuz Ol' Hell'ry don't do guys...
Hired a girl...with thunderous thighs!!
Now, if you're downright disgusted...
And you're tired of Slick's scam...
Hire a girl to prove that Slick lies!
Yes, now Bill's down on his luck...
In jail, Ol' Slick'll soon reside...
He'll be the "girl" with pasty white thighs!!

Mudboy Slim (9/29/2000)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-25   16:19:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1980. To: goldilucky, Dubyuh, BigMan (#1852)

"Have a great weekend, Mudboy."

It WAS a great weekend, Goldi...mid-70s, sunny and breezy...Spring has sprung!!
Beware of a late winter freeze, tho, many fruit trees are already blooming and
the fruit will be lost and/or damaged if we get slammed with a March ARCTIC blast.

"Black XXVII"

"Dubyuh's Got Faith!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Running On Faith"

One...two...three...four...

Lately Right's been running on Faith...
Searchin' fer Justice and Truth.
But our World will be Right...
When Dubyuh sings our tune.

Lately, I've been wond'rin' why I FReep...
Shrinkin' government's that fer which I pray.
Protect the World from Left's slime...
Please Dubyuh, join the fray!!

Right's always been...
Willin' to help thru taxes that we pay.
Seems like by now...
Right'd find a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!

Then we'd go running on faith...
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
All the world will be Right...
When Dubyuh loathes Big Guv'ment, too!!

(Sweet guitar pickin' by the BigMan)

Right's always been...
One to fight fer that fer which we pray!!
Seems like by now...
We'd find a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!

Won't believe Pubbies on faith...
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
Lead the world 'cuz we're Right...
George Dubyuh, you can join US, too!!
Yes, you can...
And Rush shall support you...
Then Sean shall support you...
And MUD shall support you...
All of Right's dreams shall come true...
The Right shall support you...
Truth shall see you thru...

Mudboy Slim

1 posted on Friday, May 21, 2004 1:31:49 PM by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-27   10:25:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1981. To: Cyber-Band (#1980)

"RightWing's Got The Passion!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "talk about the passion")

Leftist Whores...Socialist Slime...DemonRATS back-trackin'!!
Empty Soul...Eunuch Spouse...Slick's lookin' fer some action!!
NOT...everyone can alter the Fate of the World...
NOT...everyone can SLAUGHTER Six Thousand Kosovars!!!

Talkin' Prosecution...ahh hunhhh!!
Talkin' 'Bout Castration!!!
No One Cares...Press went South...Ignorin' OUR REV-O-LUTION!!
Sheep Shall Care...We'll Rise Up...A Righteous Devolution!!

FReepers WIN!!! FReepers WIN!!! US Whackos'll Own This Town...ahhhhh...
Must INDICT Slick fer TREASON...Left's Fear has scorned OUR Nation...ahh henh....

YES...Everyone can alter the Fate of their World...
NOT...Everyone can condone the Lies of a Felon...
INDICT Slick...DETHRONE HIM!! Hunt Slick Like a Hawk!!
Talkin' RE-Impeachment...what's happened to Our Nation?!!

Slick's facin' Incarceration...what's happ'nin' to Our Nation?!!
Slick'll Face Eternal Damnation!!!!!!!

FReegards...MUD

36 posted on Saturday, May 22, 2004 1:41:52 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-27   10:34:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1982. To: Landru, sultan88, jla, FBD, cherry_bomb88, iceskater, Flora McDonald, AdSimp, xyz123 (#1981)

"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")

Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're ALL deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', RATS're gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
Y'all can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!

FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!

[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]

Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!

FReegards...MUD

43 posted on Monday, May 24, 2004 8:08:40 AM by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-27   10:42:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1983. To: war, Willie Green, Biff Tannen, meguro, Ethyl Mertz (#1982) (Edited)

FWIW...

"A.N.S.W.E. R. is a CANCER 2 America!!"

Defeat the MARXist DeeCee RATZ...over and over and OVER AGAIN!!

The shall be NO COMPROMISE with these Anti-American COMMIE Zealots...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-27   10:49:06 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1984. To: NooYawk Kyle, PSU Denise, Union Hill ROX!! (#1983)

"When America SUCCEEDS, DeeCee RATZ LOSE!!

Shout out 2 NYKyle and his lovely lady, Denise...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-27   10:53:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1985. To: Landru, sultan88, FBD, ForGod'sSake, Happygal, cherry_bomb88, Tinman (#1956)

"FReep Dem Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Teach Your Children")

You...must protect yer home...
Must fight the folks who want you to die.
Let's roll...apply yerselves...
Because the RATS promote the Big Lie!!
FReep Dem Lib'rals well...
Big Guv'ment's hell...must slowly decline.
Right feeds...good folks with dreams,
This World we'll fix...taxes are too high!!
Don't you ever quit the fight...'cuz if we do, Truth will die!!
Folks, just stand fer what is Right...and know God loves you.

Yes, you, gotta end Left's fears...
We'll whup RATS' rears...'til the Effete resign!!
We know Socialists...they are fools...
We seek the Truth, not DemonRAT lies.
FReep Dem Lib'rals well...their Sosh'list Hell, we'll slowly decline!!
Let's teach Dems 'bout our dreams...
Nation, we'll fix...Slick's TREASONOUS LIES!!
We won't ever quit the Fight...Reagan told you, "We Are Right!!"
RE-IMPEACH Slick fer his crimes...'cuz Jesus loves you!!

Mudboy Slim (5/13/2004)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-27   17:36:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1986. To: poet, heavyd, CHIEF negotiator, BKO, TrappedInLiberalHell (#1985)

"Fear's Fer Minions!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Tears In Heaven")

Will they know my face...
When I meet them in heaven?
"What's yer FReeper name?"
It's what they're askin' in heaven.

Right must be strong...
We'll carry on...
'Cuz I know poet's belong...
Up in heaven.

Can we save our Land...
From Dem Sosh'list Lib'rals?!!
Right shall make a stand...
Rout Dem pathetic Lib'rals!!

We'll fight always...
Fer liberty...
'Cuz RATS know Big Guv'ment stanks!!
Devolve Power!!

Time to weild our Power...
Time to join in...FReep!!
Right shan't break yer heart...
Cut Big Guv'ment...please, Dubyuh please.

Reject RATS' Whore'd...
Their "peace" ain't OURS!!
"Cuz Right knows as FReedom grows...
Fear's fer minions!!

Will you know my face...
When I meet you in heaven?
"What's yer FReeper name?!"
It's the Big Question in heaven.

Right shall be strong...
We'll carry on...
'Cuz I know FReepers belong...
Up in heaven.

Mudboy Slim (5/25/04)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-27   17:40:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1987. To: Fred Mertz (#1427)

"Up yours, OCD boy!"

"Harp not on that string."
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Whatever U say, Ethyl...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-28   10:32:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1988. To: ReaganMan, The Gipper, Ol' Dutch (#1928)

"Black XXXI"

"Black XXVIII"

"Dutch's Home!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")

Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits...
RATS' derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores...
As Sean Hannity raves!!
Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"...
Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!!
Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!!
We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!!
RATS're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!!
Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!!
RATS're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!!
Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!

Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATS' loss is our gain!!
Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!!
Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!!
Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!!
Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!!
At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!!
Liberty is always Good!!
It's our chance to fight RATS' Lust Fer Power!!
Dutch, what else can we do now?!!
We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!!
'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!!
We've got one more chance to seal the deal...
Let's make that City on a Hill!!
Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!!
Oh oh...come join our stand!!
Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!!
Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!!Yeah, 'neath the Dome!!
Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun...
Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!!
Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!!
Dutch is Home!!

Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!!
Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk...
To where folks, they live in Peace!!
The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!!
We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!!
But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken...
There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!!
We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by RE-dedicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!

[We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!!
Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATS 'til we're FRee!!
'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron...
RATS fear the RightWing's soaring dawn...
'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!!
Fight RATS' spin...John Kerry can't win!!
DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...but, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!

Mudboy Slim

On Thursday, 10 June 2004, I took a half-day off and went to pay my respects to
"The Greatest President in MY Lifetime!!" as he laid in State at the U.S. Capital Building.
After getting in line just after 4:30 P.M., it took until right around 8:00 before I entered the great dome,
and gazed upon the flag-draped coffin of The Great Liberator!!
It's a day I will NEVER forget!!

While I waited in line, I FReeped this song dedicated to the Reagan Legacy and the man who brought it about!!

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on Saturday, June 12, 2004 12:14:20 AM by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-28   10:51:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1989. To: RonaldReagan (#1988)

"Reagan!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's acoustic version of "Layla")

What did we do to deserve Ronnie?!
Communicatin' fer what's Right...
Gip's been suff'rin' and fightin' much too long...
But now he's sittin' by His side!!

Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper showed you win by being Right!!

Gave the Oppressed liberation...
While Dem Leftists just tore you down!!
RATS're fools!! Right fell in love with you!!
Changed the whole world...Righteous Power!!

Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Ronnie proved you win by being Right!!

Found humor in ev'ry situation...
Yer quips drove DemonRATS INSANE!!
FReepers say, "We'll meet again someday!!"
Heaven rejects the Lib'rals' pain!!

Reagan!! Created Liberty!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Dutchman showed you win by being Right!!

Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper proved you win by being Right!!

Most Reverent FReegards...MUD (06/06/2004)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-28   10:56:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1990. To: All TRUE Red-Blooded Conservative Americans!! (#1989)

There shall NEVER be another like him...but I like what TheDonald's been doing so far...SO GOOD!!

Regards...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1991. To: Diva Betsy Ross, MoJo2001, MeekOneGOP, Luis Gonzalez, stand watie, ironman, FreeTheHostages, yankhater, jla, AdSimp (#1990)

"RATS Loathe Liberty!!"
(To be sung to U2's "Shadows and Tall Trees")

Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight...
I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!!
We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame...
Rejectin' Left's Power's the name of the game!!

Who loves Left's Power?!!
Oppressin' what's Right...
RATS want folks on their knees...
Sedition's unwise!!
Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!!
Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin...
Right shall FReep fer the FRee!!

Yes, I know...you'll know...
Truth be told...Right's BOLD!!
Yes, I know...

RATS LOATHE Liberty...
Right loves bein' FRee...
RATS LOVE Tyranny...
Right loves Liberty!!

Life's not fer Lib'rals...
Left KILLS...no shame...
Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!!
RATS mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!!
We shall FReep fer the FRee!!

Yes, I know...you know...
Must be bold...good folks...
'Cuz Right knows!!

(Git there...)

Do YOU fear the FRee?!
Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'...
'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!!
Socialists deny hope...
That's why Left is reelin'!!

Yes, I know...you'll know...
Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!!
Right shall vote!!

RATS LOATHE Liberty!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
RATS LOVE Tyranny!!
Right loves Liberty!!

FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!
FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!

RATS LOATHE Liberty!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
I LOVE LIBERTY!!

FReegards...MUD

24 posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 11:31:21 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Revive the Reagan Revolution...NOW!!)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1992. To: Mudboy Slim, war, Spandex, Silver-Ponytail (#1819)

(MUD takin' it home on bongos...)

Still classic Mud. The legend lives on! Heh...

(Btw, you forgot to ping War. You know how much he loves your poetry.)

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#1993. To: Mudboy Slim (#1970)

TO: Brad's Gramma, ohioWfan, rintense, DrDeb...

Funny how you pluck out random past FR luminaries...and legends like OhioWFan (who ironically would FINALLY discover a FR that thoroughly despises Dubya as the Trojan Horse Enemy-Within, RINO, and Globalist anti-America troll he always was. A DOZEN YEARS TOO LATE, after the damage is done.)

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#1994. To: Liberator, BufordP, Angelwood, tgslTakoma, Miss Marple, Jim Robinson, justAmy, kristinn, Sauropod, MoJo2001 (#1993)

Funny inDEED, MY muchacho...MUD

"Today is what happened to yesterday."

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

IOW...S-squared, D-squared...
Same $#I+, different DAY!!

Kerry ON, my WAYward SUN...MUD

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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1995. To: Liberator, war, A K A Stone, FunkyDan Medina, dead, TLBSHOW, Jhoffa_ (#1992)

"(Btw, you forgot to ping War. You know how much he loves your poetry.)"

"war" RARElee visits his once-BEloved "MuddBUTT" thread...heh heh heh.

"Black XXIX"

"Shed Powers!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")

Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' FEYries...
Votin' 4 some rich bloke U don't know...
Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Massachusetts Lib'ral to the bone!!

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Donald!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if TRUMP leads U.S. now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power 2 individuals...
Must devolve Power 2 the States...
States, devolve Power 2 the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Now hear me, DemonRATZ...Right did Liberate Iraq!!
Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...
)8^D!!
N.R. RIGHTeous Quest 4 Independence Day!!

Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if TRUMP leads U.S. now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power 2 individuals!!
Must devolve Power 2 the States!!
States, devolve Power 2 the Counties!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!

(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Donald!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if TRUMP leads U.S. now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power 2 individuals!!
Must devolve Power 2 the States!!
States, devolve Power 2 the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
TRUMP, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Mudboy Slim

1 posted on Thursday, July 29, 2004 9:51:44 AM by Mudboy Slim

"Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is particularly dead about a door-nail.
I might have been inclined, myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade.
But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for.
You will therefore permit me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail."

-- Charles Dickens, "A Christmas Carol"

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

HOT digetTEE dawg...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1996. To: George W. Bush, Landru, M. Thatcher, jla, holdonnow, MeekOneGOP, FBD, dead (#1990)

"Vile Forces"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Wild Horses")

Slick thinks this Country is easy to fool,
Abusing his power, obstructing the truth!
Shameless traitor, Presidency's a sham,
You know we can't let this High Treason stand!
Vile forces hold Bill's critics at bay,
But wild, wild horses couldn't drive me away!

America's sufferin' a dull, achin' pain,
Networks can't hide it, their power has waned.
No explanation, no compromise...
Will make us feel better until Slick resigns.
Vile forces try to lead us astray...
Lib'ral "choices" drain our freedoms away!

It must concern you, Bill's sins and his lies,
But now Slick's beholden to his Communist spies.
Our faith's been broken, Bill must be tried,
He'll rot in prison to pay for his crimes!
Vile forces try to excuse it away,
Democrat voices remain silent today.

Vile forces mustn't lead us astray...
Righteous forces, they'll triumph someday!!

Muchas Gracias...MUD

4 posted on Thursday, July 29, 2004 10:07:15 AM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

"For courage mounteth with occasion."
-- William Shakespeare, "King John"

(ComplimentarEEE of the Linux Fortune program.)

Yes, inDEEDy doo...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1997. To: Jethro Tull, goldilucky, BADJOE, Snow Bunny, Pippin, Darth Sidious, TLBSHOW, Clinton's a liar (#1996)

"Billzabubba!!"
(To be sung to Jethro Tull's "Aqualung")

Sitting in the White House, eyeing interns with bad intent...
Drool is running down his chin, sleazy lawyers spewing lies and spin!
Hey, Billzabub's...lyin' to the Country!
Network Media, why won't they see?!
Hey, Billzabub, feeling like a lame duck?!
Seducing young lasses, ohhh, Bill's such a schmuck!
Ohh, Billzabub!

Hill'ry's ice cold, Slick Willie's wanderin' lonely...
Makin' time with any gal who'll kneel.
Libs give Slick head, 'cuz he lets 'em kill the babies...
And fills up the Bar with Left-Wing freaks!
Bill's prob'ly stoned, but Lib'rals love this toad!
Corruption's the Left's Code, but voters can see.
Billzabub, you fiend, don't think you'll get off easy!
Lord help your soul, but know you shant go free!

Do you still remember...November Ninety-Four?!
When the Right rose up and stole your Power...
As the Media watched in horror!
Yeah, Slick scratched and clawed to stay President...
With Chinese Commie funds...
But those scandals bloomed like Madness in the Spring.
Sad sight to behold, Bill Clinton's wanderin' lonely...
Making time with anyone who'll blow.
Legacy looks bad, as Slick tries to delay The End...
But once FReepers sing, Bill'll be RE-Impeached!!
Woah-oh-oh...
Feelin' alone, as Lib'rals hit the road...
Except for Geraldo and Network TeeVee!
Billzabub, you fiend...don't think you'll get off easy!
Resign right now...but know you shant go free!!!
Ohhh-oh-oh...

Bee dee dee deee...Bee dee da dee da dee-ee....
Billzabub, you fiend, your reign's been much too sleazy...
You've got no soul, it's oh so clear to me!

Sitting in the White House...eyeing little girls with bad intent!
Drool is running down his chin, sleazy Carville antics can't save him!
Hey, Billzabub, lyin' just comes naturally...
But Starr's unravel'n your evil scheme.
Hey, Billzabub, feeling like a lame duck?!
Wastin' what's left of your Party's bucks!
Hey, Billzabub! Ow!
Woah...Billzabubba!!

Mudboy Slim

11 posted on Thursday, July 29, 2004 4:03:46 PM by MUDboy Slimmer these DAZE'd & B*mooozed

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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1998. To: Liberator (#1992)

"U'all R STANDin' on MUDZ toes."

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

HATteras..myrtle..HiltonHEAD..VA...BEACHES, beeches!!

Utmost reGuardz...MUD

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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1999. To: All (#1998)

Party like it's............Nineteen nineTEE-nine.

MUD

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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2000. To: All (#1999) (Edited)

TOO 2 grand...MUD

BTW...Views: 492017
Comments: 2000

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#2001. To: All (#2000)

HOW looong 2 HALF a Mill?!

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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2002. To: All (#1999) (Edited)

"We were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength. But there was also a terrible betrayal
that lay within me like a Merle Haggard song at a French restaurant. [...]

"I could not tell the girl about the woman of the tollway, of her milk white BMW and her Jordache smile.
There had been a fight. I had punched her boyfriend, who fought the mechanical bulls.
Everyone told him, "You ride the bull, senor. You do not fight it."
But he was lean and tough like a bad rib-eye and he fought the bull. And then he fought me.
And when we finished there were no winners, just men doing what men must do. [...] "Stop the car," the girl said. There was a look of terrible sadness in her eyes.
She knew about the woman of the tollway. I knew not how. I started to speak,
but she raised an arm and spoke with a quiet and peace I will never forget.
"I do not ask for whom's the tollway belle," she said, "the tollway belle's for thee."
The next morning our youth was a memory, and our happiness was a lie.

"Life is like a bad margarita with good tequila, I thought as I poured whiskey onto my granola and faced a new day.

-- Peter Applebome, International Imitation Hemingway Competition

AWEsome...MUD

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#2003. To: A K A Stone, AuntB, GrandmaC, Snow Bunny, FallGuy, desperado, Calamity Jane, EdZep, dead, PhiKapMom, Common Tator, Elle Bee, Scholastic, Angelique, Victoria Delsoul (#1961)

"Black II"

"Right's Battle Against Left's Whore"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")

The King of Lyin' smugly bows...
"Respect the Prez," we're told...
"Protests shall cease...he'll be gone soon...
Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"

Has the Right lost its mind?!
DETHRONE LEFT'S WHORE!!
Lib'rals kill with great delight...
The Right must fight this War...
Folks, throw down the gauntlet now...
Rest not 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!
Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight...
Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...

Hey...Dems gotta wonder...
How far protectin' Slick they'll go!
I'm waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans...
To stand up and RE-IMPEACH Left's 'HO!!
The Wisdom of the Forefathers told...
"Preserve Equal Justice!!"
Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care...
'Tween Knave or President...No nooooo!!
This Country is worth the fight...
Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!!
Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black...
The Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh...
Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight...
Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!!

This World is filled with Good and Bad...
How will our children know?!
Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...

Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG...
Bold FReepers taught me so...
Fine time fer an uprise...
RE-IMPEACH THE CHI-COM 'HO!!
The Pain of War cannot exceed...
Waco's burnt stench of Death!!
Our drums shall shake Congressional Halls...
Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!!
Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on...
VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!!
No need for Fear...we'll set things Right...
Our Might'll transform the World!!
Dance with the FReepin' Right...
Sing 'til the mornin' lights!!
History looms...be Strong and Bold...
We'll bring Truth'n'Justice back!!
Bring it back...

At last, Reagan'll be smilin'...
At Guv'ment small and nice.
We'll have caged The Butcher of Christians...
Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!!
Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...

Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...
Bring it back...INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...

Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!!
Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it........

FReegards...MUD

7 October 2000...March For Liberty...Washington, DC (Lincoln Monument)...
Be there if you still think this Country's worth Fightin' Fer!!!

24 Posted on 09/26/2000 13:19:25 PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2004. To: Darth Sidious, js1138, truthandlife, Northpaw, 1rudeboy, George W. Bush, d14truth, BilltheDrill (#2003)

"Shan't Git Fooled Again"
(To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")

We'll enlighten all we meet...
For our children, we shall FReep...
Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!!
'Tis Clinton who spurs us on...
Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong...
Media LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!

We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution...
Devolve Power...The Great Devolution...
Laugh and sing and take Slick Willie down!!
Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'...
Gotta do more than pray!!
Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing...
"We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!

We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride...
Ain't gonna listen to Left's Med'yuh jive!!
We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!!
Folks, you know that the Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!

(Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp)

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

FLAMErs, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet...
Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by and by!!
And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means Momentum for the Right...
Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!

Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution...
Reject Algore's Socialist solutions!!
Smile and grin at the change all around...
Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday...
Folks, we'll take to streets and scream...
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!!

Meet the new boss...his name is DON TRUMP!!

Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2005. To: ParrotsUp, AppyPappy, YaYa123, Mercuria, DoughtyOne, Luis Gonzalez, Critter, Clinton's a liar (#2004)

"Young Elian's Daydreamin'"
(To be sung to Jimmy Buffett's "Havana Daydreamin'")

Fussed and cussed that Reno whore...
"Butch" storm-trooped his new home!
Sent him back to Ol' Castro...
To help her pal, Gore.
Wishin' he'd been older then...
So he wouldda had some Rights.
Thinkin' 'bout how sweet FReedom did taste...
Fer his Liberty, he'd fight!!

Young Elian's daydreamin'...
'Bout when his FReedom was swiped away.....

Papa played Ol' Fidel's game...
'Else his own ma'd be dead!
Elian knows the Ultimate Villain...
Was America's Tyrant, Slick!
Couldda stood up strong and bold...
Instead kissed Castro's A$$...
'Cuz Lib'rals believe that real FReedom's obscene...
Said, "Enslave that young lad!!"

Young Elian's daydreamin'...
Lord, he's just schemin' his return to the States!!

(Soothin' guitar/piano reprise)

Greggie Craig, consigliere...
Clinton's private whore...
Fought the case against Liberty...
JUSTICE?! Ain't parta his World!
Sheeple, why should we be resigned...
To accept this Leftist BILE?!!
Let's sing and yell...let's give Left Hell!!
We'll be groovin' 'cuz Right's back in style!!

Else young Elian'll be leavin'...
Folks, we'll be stealin' his rights away...
Come on, all you FReepers...
Folks, it's all 'bout FReedom...Elian must stay!!

Doo doo doo dooo doooo...
Doo doo doo dooo dooooooo...

MargaritaVille FReegards...MUD

77 Posted on 06/25/2000 08:53:51 PDT by Mudboy Slim

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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2006. To: All (#1981)

"F.S. Fitzgerald to Hemingway:

"Ernest, the rich are different from us."

Hemingway:

"Yes. They have more money."

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

POINT Hemingway...MUD

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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2007. To: All y'ALL!! (#2006)

"WE R all made BY the SAME...God"

theDonald J. TRUMP...POTUS!!

"8 MO YEARS!! 8 MO YEARS!! 8 MO YEARS!!"

Heh heh heh...told ya..."ReaganREborn", MUD sed...THEN, outta LeftField...MUD

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#2008. To: A K A Stone, goldilucky, liberator (#1961) (Edited)

"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")

Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!!

Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUDZ Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!"
But MUDZ gotta bitter half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!!
Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...

I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!! I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...)B^D>X***U
How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!!
God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled... IGNORED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUDZ world to Black...
SLAUGHTERED 'bout all I see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!

Un hunh...un hunh...woo...

I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY Star...
But somebody else must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!!
JUSTICE BE THINE!!!
How can it be?! It Can't be...it Shan't be!!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuud...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!

Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...

Mudboy Slim and the SYNtaurz ((9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C.)

"Alright folks...this is gonna be the B.I.G. thread, the first O.N.E. to break 10,000 replies."

Actually, it's taking too long to load and some good FRiends' 'puters ain't loading it at all,
so this is gonna be twenty (20) 500-post threads. But when that "Black XX" hits 500...

"Terry McAuliffe will be in Prison and the EX-Traitor-in-Chief will be RE- Impeached, Convicted, Dethroned,
De-Pensioned, Indicted, Convicted, Imprisoned, and We'll have Thrown Away the Key!!!"

I GARE-ron-FReepin'-TEE IT!!

Quite SincereLEE...MUD

1 posted on Wednesday, October 10, 2001 6:19:21 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Justice@in't.negotiable!!)

drop mike..MUD..out

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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2009. To: Liberator, ohioWfan, all BushBOTZ, FunkyDan Medina, fingerrrz, theBIGman, duhh CONfedErate, Cyber-Band, TLBSHOW, BufordP, AuntB, redleghunter, kristinn, holdonnow (#1993) (Edited)

"...a FR that thoroughly despises Dubya as the Trojan Horse Enemy-Within, RINO, and Globalist anti-America troll he always was.
A DOZEN YEARS TOO LATE, after the damage is done."

Dubyuh was NEVER MUDZ "Enemy"...but his fecklessness/TIMIDity was ALWAYS his DOWNfall.

When confidantLEE ReaganConservative in approach/TOOOD, "W" could B formidable as a POL, imho.

SOW, wear B the non-WHITE BEEeeachez?!

"It may or may not be worthwhile, but it still has to be done."

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

And if MUD don't DUE it, HOO wood?!

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#2010. To: All y'ALL!!, U, ewe, you, and....NOT YOO andor YooHOO?! HooHoo, HughHugh, HOO R U?! (#2008)

"drop mike..MUD..out"

Heh heh heh...

3*3*17

O.N.E.**
MUD

BTW...**"O"."N"."E". = O.peration N.oble E.agle

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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-03   10:43:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2011. To: A K A Stone, Mayor Levar STONEy, STONEy Run, STONE'd Brewery, BRADY D'Angelo, AG Mark Herring, Selena Cuffee-Glenn, Kim Chen, WEEWillieDINKinz (#1961)

"Black III"

Posted on Friday, October 26, 2001 6:22:36 AM by Mudboy Slim

"The Wait..."
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")

I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!

Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUDZ karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"

Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD sez, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"

Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!

Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD sed, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUDZ a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, BOY, I sure pray U git that pr**k!!!"

Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FREEgaurdz 4 everyO.N.E.!!

Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem HOZ, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!

Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-03   11:00:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2012. To: verus, That Poppins Woman, dwbh, MurryMom, Darth Sidious, Jhoffa_, TrueBlackMan, JessieJay, SLIM whitMAN (#2011)

"Muslims"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")

Muslims...my FRiends...
When will yer Jihad disappear?!
Arabs...my bro's...
Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good Allah in their souls...
Saudi money...EVIL goals!!
Please explain why them folks died!!
But Muslims...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!

Allah...is innocent...yeah...
Koran's Right...put HATE aside!!
Muslims...we'll still love ya...
Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were sooo close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"

(Haunting keyboard solo)

So...daughters, gently sleep...
Fer yer futures Right does FReep!!
Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!!
And soldiers...our sons, ain't no way we'll say "Goodbye!"

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear OUR Might!!
We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join OUR fight!!
Allah...Allah...ain't it GOOD 2 B alive?!
Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...

FReegards...MUD

BTW...MUD has often been described as having many desirable Jedi traits...LOL!!

3 Posted on 09/18/2001 08:44:26 PDT by Mudboy Slim
("Left's NO MATCH fer a Righteous Man with a Righteous Plan!!")

Operation Noble Eagle Proceeding Per Schedule...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-03   11:11:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2013. To: dwbh, Landru, Paul Cruce, dead, El Rushbo, Cal, ironman, superman, aquaMAN?!, TheFLASH (#2011)

"Bite ME, Slick...You Bully!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme Back My Bullet")

My life's been strange since I began FReepin' Slick...
'Cuz I sing the Hard Line..."Throw Slick Willie in the Clink!!"
But I'll keep on FReepin' like all Patriots do...
Bubba, I got my Band together...gonna ROCK all over you!!

Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!!
Prison's Right where you belong...
Ain't foolin' 'round, boy...get off Air Force One!!
We're gonna FReep 'til yer reign is done!!
Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!!!

Scair't Left-Wing sheeple done hacked my 'puter down...
But we'll have Ol' Slick on his knees...gonna force Slick outta town!!
Folks, Slick's leavin' this Game O.N.E. step ahead of MUD...
And U WILL see Slick IN CHAINS...Sic Semper Tyrannus!!!

Re-Impeach Slick Willie!!
Prison's right where Slick belongs!!!
Must cast Bill down...or Equal Justice is DONE...
Nation SHALL rise up...DETHRONE CLINTON!!!
Re-Impeach...then Convict Slick Willie!!
You'd best RESIGN, Billy...

(Guitar Jammin')

Been on Slick's butt since back in Ninety-Three...
Feds told me 2 stop...but I am, therefore I FReep!!
Now MUDZ gotta Band, we're gettin' better every day...
Tell all them Republicans..."Betta got outta TRUMP's way!!"
Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!!!
HELL is right where you belong!!
You've met yer match, boy, U TREASONOUS SCUM...
Ain't gonna see no more damage done!!
Re-Impeach...then Convict Slick Willie!!!

(Guitar Jammin' to fade)

Mudboy Slim

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT.
CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

It's STILL that simple, folks...MUD

1 Posted on 08/18/2000 08:42:40 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Justice@in't.NEGOTIABLE!!!)

BTW...if Slick takes the first swing, a Patriot could whup Slick's ARSE and the SS wood BEE inclined 2 stand by and watch.
Hint hint...LOL!! And MUDZ o.n.e. hellUVA TAUNTer, too2tutu2to...) B^D>)***#

Just sayin'...

39 posted on Saturday, October 27, 2001 7:38:30 AM by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-03   11:28:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2014. To: All A K A AkaLYTES, A K A StoneyBOY LeVar y Selena CufFEE..GEE!! eyeLANDZ!! (#2013)

"SllliNESS", my HAIRY red ARSE!!

"X.X.X.I.I.I."

U asked, din'tCHA?!

NO?! OH...well..."TRUMP y'ALL", then...lol.

Reckon sooow...and a bounty U shall SOOON reap...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-03   15:59:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2015. To: All RushBabies, DittoHEADZ, carlo3B, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, EricC, Cyber-Band, sultan88, yankhater, Landru, goldilucky, tgslTakoma, kristinn, Angelwood, Cal, The GreatOne (#2014)

"Rush Limbaugh is MUDZ Hero!!"

An American, Dad, Vet, Clinton Legacy Cookbook Chef, an all around good guy..LOL
| Nov 10 2001 |
Carlo3b

Posted on Saturday, November 10, 2001 9:05:37 AM by carlo3b

"Rush Limbaugh has single-handedly brought us to a stage in our politics that we have the luxury to complain about how conservative this or that jerk Republican is, in what power position of control within our government. Rush is my hero, and always will be, and if you are over 50 and can remember where we Republicans came from, it will remind you what he did for all of us, that lived and suffered through it while sober.

"It must have been 1988 or early '89, I was driving the interstate in Houston, when I switched radio channels and heard Rush the very first time. These were difficult times politically, the media had a full court press on, to soften the newly elected Bush Sr for the political slaughter that would mark the entire 4 years of his administration. It was obvious from the beginning, that the dignified President G H Bush, and his experienced adult and truly exceptional advisors were no match for the political task that lay ahead. The left, had endured Reagan, and his fatal near charm for 8 long years, and that was just about all they could handle.

"Every TV and radio news station, every newspaper, each and every commentator in the public arena of political, academic, financial and entertainment life, was working off the same script... "this is the worse economy, worse indicators, worse direction our national health, and poor homeless citizenry have ever endured ...Blah blah blah" ...HUH .....WHAT??? WHERE??? WHO????

"Didn't anyone remember THE "Double Digit" CARTER, or THE "Double Crossing" JOHNSON, or THE "Duel Devils" KENNEDY, administrations??? Apparently not on the nation scene, with the exception of few intellectual writers, a couple of obscure and totally despised and dismissed former Republican politicians, only one moderate voice, Paul Harvey, no one was speaking out for me .....until ... MR. RUSH LIMBAUGH.

"When I heard him say, "It's lies, all lies, damned lies, and we didn't have to sit quietly and listen to it without saying so!!!!!!.." Whoa!!! YES!!! Who was this guy?? How could he say these things, and get away with it?? How long before someone in a position of power hears him, and shuts him down.. HA! In the interim, I'm going to do everything I can to encourage him, amplify his words, promote his station, and get as many others as I can to do the same. I think I opened the very first Houston "RUSH ROOM", a lunchtime, radios blasting Rush showcase.

"At first, the culture shock and my blatant bias worked to the detriment of my own business. However, within 3 months we were packed again, only with a different mix of people ..these were for the most part ...LOL.. the new choir. When it started, people would look around and wonder what was happening. Arguments broke out spontaneously, and people listened intently, and commented across tables, and between strangers, among the classes and cultures ..it was a nervous, high five, laughing, red-faced, shouting mix of radicals. To say the least, not everyone agreed with my change of atmosphere, I was screamed at, and scolded, and cursed, and applauded, and yes ...thanked!

"Rush, you may not be able to hear me, but thank GOD, I can still hear you. You are and always will be an inspiration to hard core conservatives, and clear thinking people of the world. Just thought someone should say so... God Bless you Rush, I love you my friend!

* * * * * * *

"Care to comment??"

1 posted on Saturday, November 10, 2001 9:05:37 AM by carlo3b

DITtoes...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-03   16:15:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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