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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
Source: war
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
Keywords: None
Views: 1419165
Comments: 3287

Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.

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#1881. To: A K A Stone, George W. Bush, Reagan Man, Cheney Chick, dead, Landru, EdZep, jla (#1864)

"Behind Left's Lies"
(To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes")

No one knows what it's like...to be Left's BagMan...
To be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be Hated, Lib'rally-Jaded, Believin' all Dem LIES!!

Aid my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe...
Help MUD's Prescience come to be!!
Righteous Power...Devolved Nobly...
Right's Goal is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!

No one knows what it's like...
To know Slick's Tyranny...like I do...and I blame YOU!!
No one fights back this hard 'gainst Left's Evil...
None of MUD's Pain and Woe...shall show through!!

Folks, my dreams...they aren't that risky...
Heed MUD's Prescience...Follow Thee!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's MUD's only...
Slim's GOAL is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!! (eee-eeeeeee-ummmmm!!)

(Big Man gettin' busy on the GeeTAR!!)

When my fist clenches, 'tis Verboten!!
Hell, Yeah!! I'll use it 'cuz MUD's NO Fool!!
Networks smile, tell me their bad news...
Still, Mudboy laughs at their Leftist drool!!
FRiends, if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL...
Strap yer fingers roun' MUD's throat!!!
If I back down, please give me a whuppin'...
Righteous Swarm!! Leftists...Fear the VOTE!!

(Yep...the BigMan wailin' on his new LesPaul)

No one knows what it's like...to be the bad man
To be the mad man...REJECT Left's Lies!!

FReegards...MUD

40 posted on Thursday, January 17, 2002 2:59:46 AM by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-14   17:36:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1882. To: Scottie No Shoes UberDriver...NatureBoy RicFlair...Andre the Giant, Mudboy the BerZerker!! (#1879)

"You could live a better life, if you had a better mind and a better body."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

The good Lord above has NEVER produced a better mind or a better body than...MUDZ, imho...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-14   18:30:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1883. To: A K A Stone, goldilucky, mel_living, meguro, Jeff Head, Sauropod, Angelwood, LeadPenny, BufordP, ironman (#1864)

Agreed UnanimousLEE: "Dallas PlowBOYZ suck DonkeyDIXie!!"

"Marine's Hymn"

From the Halls of Montezuma,
To the shores of Tripoli,
We fight our country's battles
In the air, on land and sea.
First to fight for right and freedom,
and to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title of UNITED STATES MARINE.

Our flag's unfurled to every breeze
From dawn to setting sun.
We have fought in every clime and place
Where we could take a gun.
In the snow of far off northern lands
and in sunny tropic scenes,
You will find us always on the job,
THE UNITED STATES MARINES.

Here's health to you and to our Corps
Which we are proud to serve.
In many a strife we've fought for life
And never lost our nerve.
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes,
They will find the streets are guarded by
UNITED STATES MARINES

HOOOYYYYAAAAHHHH!!!

FReegards...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-14   18:54:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1884. To: tomkow6, CounterCounterCulture, Ms. AntiFeminazi, Taxman, Trueblackman, sauropod, leadpenny (#1883)

"Anchors Aweigh!!"

Stand Navy down the field,
sails set to the sky.
We'll never change our course,
so Army you steer shy-y-y-y.
Roll up the score, Navy,
Anchors Aweigh.
Sail Navy down the field
and sink the Army,
sink the Army Grey.
Get underway, Navy,
Decks cleared for the fray,
We'll hoist true Navy Blue
So Army down your Grey-y-y-y.
Full speed ahead, Navy;
Army heave to,
Furl Black and Grey and Gold
and hoist the Navy,
hoist the Navy Blue

Blue of the Seven Seas;
Gold of God's great sun
Let these our colors be
Till all of time be done-n-n-ne,
By Severn shore we learn
Navy's stern call:
Faith, courage, service true
With honor over,
honor over all.

Revised Lyrics by George D. Lottman

Stand, Navy, out to sea,
Fight our battle cry;
We'll never change our course,
So vicious foe steer shy-y-y-y.
Roll out the TNT,
Anchors Aweigh.
Sail on to victory
And sink their bones
to Davy Jones, hooray!

Anchors Aweigh, my boys,
Anchors Aweigh.
Farewell to college joys,
We sail at break of day-ay-ay-ay.
Through our last night on shore,
Drink to the foam,
Until we meet once more.
Here's wishing you
A happy voyage home.

172 posted on 02/03/2003 2:57 PM EST by tomkow6

308 posted on Monday, February 03, 2003 3:06:47 PM by Mudboy Slim
(FReep the World!!)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-14   19:02:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1885. To: war (#0)

You're currently going through a difficult transition period called "Life."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

"Continue?!"

"Check Your Pings!!"

Oh yeah...well, TRUMP U2 then...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-15   10:16:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1886. To: A K A Stone, Sultan88, 88 (#1864)

"BEEware the IDES of...MUD33"

"Black XV"

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, TRUMPsterz, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCOWZ!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD

88-----------------------------------------------------------88

Slick Willie's PREY...MUD

1 posted on Monday, February 10, 2003 6:26:55 AM by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-15   10:31:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1887. To: conservativemusician, Cyber-Band, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, El Rushbo (#1886)

"Sum FOLX say LATE is better than NEVER...reckon SOW!!"

"Heh heh heh...off that link, I'd say let's concentrate on three songs from the following:

AC/DC: You Shook Me All Night Long
CREED: Arms Wide Open
Guns and Roses: Sweet Child of Mine
Incubus: Drive
Led Zep: Rock N' Roll
Mellencamp: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane
The Doors: Roadhouse Blues
Twisted Sister: We're Not Gonna Take It

If you can put the karaoke music on a CD or a cassette, I can add the vocals for any of the above...
That'll give us a demo to get to Limbaugh and we can take it from there.

FReegards...MUD

45 posted on Monday, February 10, 2003 2:34:07 PM by Mudboy Slim
(All RATZ're Spineless, Spiritless POLTROONS!!)

Capiche YET?! Beaches...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-15   10:39:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1888. To: sultan88, Happygal, Landru, jla, Ragtime Cowgirl, PhiKapMom, mommadooo3, AuntB, stand watie (#1887) (Edited)

"SultanPING"

"Landru, put your clothes back on!!"

And STEP AWAY FROM THE THONG!!

?8D>...MUD

BTW..."Could not find anybody named 'Thriller'

153 posted on 02/11/2003 6:56:13 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
(Rudy Guiliani fer Attorney General...NOW!!!)

Hmmm...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-15   10:42:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1889. To: sultan88, Landru, Happygal, FunkyDAN, StinkyPETE, DirtyFRANK, MUD33, Cyber-Band, Jim Robinson, unamused, Auraka, TLBSHOW, MinkNming (#1886)

"I am one of Landru's brats!!! :-) Well he is my mentor, and I am his ~gwass-hoppa~..."

221 posted on Wednesday, February 12, 2003 6:32:36 PM by Happygal

LikeLEE story, HG...FunkyDANZ been a NO-show lateLEE, imho...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-15   10:51:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1890. To: Happygal, MadIvan, Landru, HalfIrish, Irish WishKEY, Gingerz, jla (#1886)

"Limbaugh Lowered the Boom!!"
(To be bellowed to the IrishFolkSong, "Clancy Lowered the Boom!!")

Yes, Mudboy was a peaceful man...
As he stalked the Lib'ral Scene.
The cops arrested the Peace-niks...
After Mudboy whupped the Greens!!
He never looked for trouble...
That's a fact you can assume,
But never-the-less when Lib'rals would bi+c#...
Mudboy lowered the boom!!

Chorus:
Oh, that Limbaugh...Oh that Mudboy...
Whenever RATS got Slim's Irish up,
Mudboy bellowed a tune!

Slick Willie is a gutless man,
Lib'rals thought willard was TUFF!!
He strutted 'round the HarlemHood...
A-shootin' off his pud!!
Slick picked a fight with Mudboy,
Then and there Slick sealed RATS' Doom...
Before Medyuh could shout "Slick Willie, look out!!"
Mudboy lowered the boom!!

Chorus:
All Hail JimRob...Go El Rushbo!!
Whenever RATS got Right's Irish up,
FReepers lowered the boom!!

"PUNK" McAuliffe wuz Prez'dent of Vice...
Who Loved MamaMurry's cat,
PUNK'd always jabber tellin' LIES...
'Cuz he was a typical RAT!!
One day, RAT-PUNK kissed her,
Just as Mudboy walked into MM's room,
Before McAuliffe could SQUEEEEEEEEAL away...
Mudboy put him in his Tomb**!!

Chorus:
YO, RATS, Fear MUD...Fear MUD's Justice!!
Whenever Slick got Slim's Irish up,
Mudboy lowered the boom!

BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD

**Poltically-speakin', of course...don't urinate yerself Terrie-boy...LOL!!

158 posted on 12/20/2002 3:28 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-15   11:00:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1891. To: All (#1890)

"For courage mounteth with occasion."

-- William Shakespeare, "King John" LongDONG MacGILLuhKUddY!!

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Told ya...MUD new IT all a...LOOOooong...ta dahhh!!

Now U dew it, mi amigo...IT ain't hard and it's sorta FUN 2 FUCK with the RATZ...MUD33

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-15   13:22:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1892. To: Fred Mertz, war, a k a STONE, STONE'd Brewery @ Corner of STONEy's WAY and Wmsburg AVEnoo DEEluxe!! w a side O MUD (#2) (Edited)

SOW...DIS B duhh BEE$+ doze BEACHes got, eh?! Well...U B duhhh JUDGE!!"

BEE.yoo.TEA.full Day HERE en la CAPITOL of the Confederacy...Richmond, VA...MUD

"Packed in Back"
(Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black")

Packed in back! Right in the crack
This one's soo long It's not really too bad
Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing.
I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own
Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown.
Cause I'm with the Prez (BOOOschhh, EyE pREsume...MOE-Ron's!!)), till the end.
Cuz RATZ whine. Big-time! Re- writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme.

Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! RATZ R HACKS!!
Yes, I'm Packed!
Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked!
Well, I'm Packed in Back!
Yes, I'm Packed on Back!
OWWW!!!

(Serves U right, U PREverTED weirdOhhzzz!!)

Back with no brain I down a six-pack
Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back.
Hand in hand, with NO gang...If they catch MUD, MUDboyz gonna' hang!
Cause MUDZ backin' the Prez while RATS spinning duhh trOOph!!
And MUD BLAMES everybuDDy HOOS a DemocRAT!!.
So look at MUD now, MUDZ just, uh, makin' MOE bread...
RATZ R paid posterz, $HillZZZ,
SOW just GIt outTA MUDZ way!!!

Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed!
Yes, I'm Packed!
Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked!
(Yes...MUDZ sensing a "theme"...yes, indeed...anal interCOURSE B- twixt MEN, woMYN, and/OR BEEsts)...)
Well, I'm Packed in Back!
Yes, I'm Packed on Back!
OOOooowwwWWW!!

(U did it AGAIN?! U dumbA$$wipesss LOWlife scumBAGZ O' hummmU.S.)

Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked!
WE're FLAMEurrrTROLLZ, cuz RATZ Pack FOLKS' BUTTS!"

SumTIMES, it don' NEED 2...rhyme, y'ALL!!

MUDboyz Slim..AGAIN!! And eye likes it a lot.

BTW...U started this, WAR!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-15   14:02:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1893. To: A K A Stone, Mayor LeVar STONEy, THE STONE'd Brewery on StoneyWay!!, ROCK Hudson, ROCKY ROAD, ROCKY MUDZson, KUTmeROCK!! (#1864) (Edited)

"Ewe shall feel hungry aGAIN in another hour."
(Compliments of the T.Lines** FortuneBuilders program.)

4 PETE's sake...MUDZ always HUNGRY 4 Justice 4 KlintonKronies like T-MAcK!!

Quite SincereLEE...NativeAmerican T.E.A. PARTYerrr...aka MUD33

BTW...T.Lines = Doubtin' ThomARSE!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-16   11:43:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1894. To: Happygal, Delphinium, conservativemusician, sultan88, jla, FreeTheHostages, tgslTakoma (#1861) (Edited)

"Black XIII!!!"

HG: "...a whole bunch of peaceniks protesting in DC this evening.
I was just waiting for you to pop up! ;-)"

I wuz there...and I got it all on videotape...LOL!!!
Me and Delphinium wandered over to the main stage of the protest--my honest estimate of folks is 20,000,
...if that--and hung out amongst the IgnorantWhore'd!!
It was HILARIOUS how absolutely STOOOOOOPID these Lib'ral DemonRAT folks actually are...LOL!!

Just thinking about it in my minds-eye has me ROFLMAO all over again!!

I'll add more later, but just remember that at least two of the 15,000-20,000 anti-America protesters were "RadicalRightWingWhackos" just enjoying a stroll thru the soft underbelly of American Culture!!

I got the whole Patti Smythe performance on video and AUDIO--we were right next to the speakers (LOL)--and believe I will FReep her song fer Black XIV.

Y'all that missed this FReep missed a humdinger...next time, git off yer arses and JOIN US!!!

FReegards...MUD

953 posted on Saturday, January 18, 2003 7:29:36 PM by Mudboy Slim
(Liberate Iraq....NOW!!)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-16   15:48:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1895. To: Mudboyz Slim aGAIN...and 33 still, iMho...MUD (#1894)

To: Mudboy Slim

(To be sung to Patti Smythe's "One Voice")

I was dreamin'...in my dreamin'...
Living I expect...Right and Fair
He was sleepin'...he was smokin'...
And my dream...it lingered near!!
In the forest...shinin' badly...
.......don't be nice

Blah blah blah...this chick wants to be Joan Baez,
but you can't understand half of what she sings!!

SHEEEESH...MUD

956 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2003 12:09:48 AM by Mudboy Slim

Hmmm...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-16   15:59:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1896. To: Cyber-Band, And ALL Y'all DEplorABLE REDnecks and ruffNEXT GENeratIONZ MUDZ 2 run!! (#1895) (Edited)

To: Cyber-Band

"BLACKshirts, you say?!"

"BlackShirts: The smelly, anti-American, anti-capitalist thugs who tore apart Seattle, Genoa, Quebec City and Prague.

They call themselves "anti- globalization" but they support a New World Order.

They call themselves "anarchists" but they plan their attacks in groups.

They usually wear BLACK, sometimes with RED trim."

BWAHAHAHAHAHA...they're also pencil-necked GEEKS who run SQUEEEEELIN' away when faced with SUPERIOR numbers (i.e. ONE) of folks who reject their Socialist Ideology!!

FReegards...MUD

985 posted on Monday, January 20, 2003 6:34:11 AM by Mudboy Slim
(A New Axis Of EVIL...Osama, Soddom, and Slick!!)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-16   16:08:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1897. To: All Delphinium Molecular Scientists (#1896) (Edited)

From "We Were Soldiers!!"

Lt. Col. Hal Moore...

"Look around you...
In the 7th Cavalry, we've got a Captain from Ukraine...another's from Puerto Rico.
We've got Japanese, Chinese, Blacks, Hispanics....Cherokee Indians!!...Jews, Gentiles...ALL AMERICANS!!

Now, here in the States, some men--in this unit--may experience discrimination...
...Becuz of Race...or Creed...fer you and me now, ALL THAT IS GONE!!!

We're moving into the Valley of the Shadow of Death!!
...where you will watch the back of the man next to yers...as he will watch yers...
and you won't care what color he is or by what name he calls, "GOD"!!

They say we're leaving home...We're going to what home was always supposed to be!!
We are going into battle with a tough, determined ENEMY!!

I can't promise you that I will bring you all home alive...
BUT THIS, I WILL SWEAR...
Before you and whoever you call "God", when we go into battle, I will be the FIRST to step on the field...
And I will be the LAST to leave the field!!
And I will Leave No Man Behind!!...
Dead or Alive...We Will All Come Home Together!!

So Help Me"...MUD

986 posted on Monday, January 20, 2003 6:41:32 AM by Mudboy Slim
(God is GOOD...God is Great!!)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-16   16:20:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1898. To: goldilucky, parrotsUP, Jimmy Buffett (#1852)

"Have a great weekend, Mudboy."

U.2. Ms. Lucky...Vegas AGAIN, might I PREzoom?! Or is I.T. RENO?!!"

"She is not refined. She is not UNrefined. She keeps a parrot."
-- Mark Twain

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

ParrotHEAD dittoes...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-16   16:31:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1899. To: All (#1861)

"Black XVI"

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-16   16:35:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1900. To: A K A Stone, jla, coteblanche, SAMWolf (#1864)

Liberty

It was 1942, and you were 16 years old

when your mother signed the papers

that allowed you to go to war.

A skinny country boy from Alabama

who knew what it felt like

to be hungry

when the mills closed down,

your courage saw beyond

the harvest and the strip mines

to a cause greater than yourself,

a belief that freedom mattered

and that human rights were

worth your sacrifice of

comfort, safety, and innocence.

I can see you now

as you were then --



your clear eyes,

your brilliant smile,

your Marine Corps fatigues,

your confident stance --


all gifts of recovered time

from a day photographed

more than 50 years ago.

A hero-child of love

and compassion, you remain

my truest image of liberty.

Semper Fi, Dad.

Karen Thompson

Note from Karen: "Liberty was written in honor of my father, Emmett M. Thompson, Jr. (1926-1988), who served in the United States Marine Corps in World War II and was a disabled veteran. Liberty was published by the Amateur Poetry Journal as part of Judy Gripton's admirable 1998 Memorial Day Tribute to America's veterans."

28 posted on Sunday, February 23, 2003 10:55:50 AM by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is RE-Impeachin' Slick!!)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1901. To: A K A Stone (#1864)

"What good is an obscenity trial except to popularize literature?"
-- Nero Wolfe, "The League of Frightened Men"

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

True dat...then again, what good is a VAST, LeftWing MEDIA-WHORE'd when
TheDonald p'OWNZ DemRATS each and EVERY Press Briefing?!

Well?! Di*kless Danny RATHER-bia$ed is OBVIOUSlee senile, CLUEless, incontinent,
and most LIKElee urinating on himSELF regularLEE.

"And THAT's TheWayItIs on 17 February 2017 4 the LATE, not-so-GREAT DeeCEE-controlled National Media."

Whatta PACK of spineless, spiritless, EFFETE Elite Cadre of AlinSKY- ite POLTROONS...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1902. To: All (#1861)

"Black XVII"

October 6, 1776

"...I begin to think that mankind, when engaged in warfare [and politics], are as wary and timorous of each other
as deer are of men, and the boldness of one party increases as they find the other fearful."

John Chilton
Died September 17, 1777

For those of you within earshot of Richmond's WRVA-1140, you really need to start checking out Allen Price's show that comes on right after Rush's show and lasts from 3-7!! I called in (804-345-1140) on my way home from work yesterday evening when Mr. Price asked who we would "shadow" if we could follow around one person to assist in the Fight Against Terrorism. Allen said he wanted to "shadow" the BluesBrothers, the Air Force Pilots who are dropping the Daisy- Cutter bombs on the Afghans. I was the first caller and said, "As my patriotic duty in the War Against Terrorism, I would "shadow" Osama bill Clinton so as to determine his weak spots and figger out how to put his TRAITOROUS BUTT in Prison for the remainder of his days because Slick Willie was every bit as responsible for the WTC bombings as bin Laden himself!!!! "

Allen said, "Wow, you've obviously given this some time" and I said,
"Yes, Allen, as a matter-of-fact I have!!" LOL!!

After I was off the line, Mr. Price courageously backed up my allegation by pointing out that if Clinton had done what any POTUS should be expected to do after the first WTC bombings, those 3000 innocent Americans who died on 9/11/01 would be alive today!! I heartily endorse Allen Price...he's a breath of fresh air fer Richmond (and this comes from a big fan of Jim Jacobs, BTW).

FReegards...MUD

351 posted on 11/08/2001 8:32 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-17   11:06:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1903. To: MeeknMing (#1902)

To: MeeknMing

"Pictures of Ziang Zemin"
(To be sung to Camper Van Beethoven's "Pictures of Matchstick Men")

When Slick was called to Viet Nam...
Bill spewed his lies and turned a shade of yellow!!
Rush feeds my head...I FReep with dead...
When we meet Slick's spine shall turn to Jell-O!!
He'll quake...he'll tremble...RIGHT's day's dawnin'...
Slick'll curse my face...but I'll be his Shadow!!

Posters of Jiang Zemin and you...
Images of chop stix, yen, and nukes...
All Bill's TREASON'll be made clear to you!!

Right rejected yer election...
Next, we'll start an insurrection...NOW!!!
Slix Rapin's haunt the FRee...
My Faith won't let me leave Bill alone!!

Posters of Waco's dead, you fools...
Images of Kosovo's dead, too...
Why can't the Med'yuh tell us the Truth?!

Willard...you'd best RESIGN...
And face yer crimes...do yer Jail Time!!
Willie...IT'S JUSTICE TIME!!
Sic Semper Fi...you shouldda RESIGNED!!!

(hauntin' formal fiddle)

Let me take, CarVile, men...
Take Whorealdo fer a spin...
Headbutt ol' Sweet Jennin's...
Slap BrokeJaw 'till it stings...
Jack Rather on the chin...
Handcuff O.J. Simpson...
Endoscope Perky Kate...[yuck!!]
Next, Ol' MUD will Legislate!!!

FReegards, all...MUD

P.S. "All experience ever is is confirmation anyway."
Robert Frost to Theodore Morrison...27 June 1930.

41 Posted on 09/26/2000 18:33:43 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Please join us in DeeCee on the 17th of November!!)

The Left Ain't Gonna Know What Hit'em...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1904. To: dead, MeeknMing, Happygal, MadIvan, AmericanInTokyo, bkwells (#1859) (Edited)

"Slick's DemonRATS"
(To be sung to Bruce Springteen's "Pink Cadillac")

Left may think we're foolish...
Fer the righteous things we do.
Slick, you wonder why We LOATHE You...
Why you insult our values like you do.
Slick Willie, you are a SCUMBAG...
There ain't no secret 'bout that!!
So, come on over here and LISTEN...
Willie, I'll spill the facts!
Slick Willie, it ain't yer Country...
Next month'll be proof of that!!
We loathe you fer yer Waco Attack...
Nukes to Chinese...
Rapin' Broaddrick...
Uzi'in' down the FRee...
Skankin' on young girls...
Bullyin' the Right...
Spendin' all MY Money on yer Overseas Flights!!
Willie, I just wonder...
Why Lib'rals still cut you slack...
With yer knife in their backs...
Slick's DemonRATS!!!!

Bill Clinton desecrates his Bible...
Bombs Nations justa show he's strong!!
There's always another temptress...
Prez'dent really oughtta know doin' interns is WRONG!!
Chi-Coms bought you, Bill, with Silver...
Slick, you sold our NUKES fer Gold!!
Tyrants BRIBE Ol' Slick with treasures...
National Security's been SOLD!!
Lewinsky tempted Clinton with her strap thong...
Slick said, "Lemme snort a li'l crack!!"
Just another of Slick's DemonRATS!!
Must RE-IMPEACH...
Senate SHALL CONVICT!!
Then, INDICT the Creep!!
Prison's Slick's New World...
Prison's only right...
Savin' all his lovin' fer a cellmate named Dwight!!
Willie, I just wonder if you'll sleep well in yer rack...
Or will YOU simply crack?!
Now some folks say I'm too BOLD...
I should "show more class."
Some folks say I'm too old...
Well, Left can kiss my a$$!!
This Country is bigger than Bill Clinton...
It's bigger than the Med'yuh, too!!
Clinton, there's only one thing...
That I must say to you...
"Slick Willie...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"
FReepers, we must go on the attack...
And kick the butts of Ol' Slick's DemonRATS!!
Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...

(Fade to finish...)

FReegards...MUD

16 Posted on 10/02/2000 13:44:58 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(The Boss Still RULEZ!!!)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-17   11:29:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1905. To: All (#1904)

"MUDZ Promise!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")

Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown...
CM works in a rock and roll band,
Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!
We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...
We're Right, that I know!!
Some nights I FReep with Black's judges...some nights I write songs...
We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!
We'll Whup RATS' challengers 'til Left's Benign...
Screw Dem deadheads and all the RATS screams!!
Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...DemRATS ain't gonna git MUD's Dreams!!

Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves...
Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!
I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!
But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...
All my life, I'll fight fer Right...
The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!
Every day, it just seems hard to believe...
The LIES RATS're believing in!!
Lib'rals're DOLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!
Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick Righteous Shall Smite!!

I won big once and I hit the coast
But somehow I paid the big cost
Inside I felt like I was carryin' the broken spirits
Of all the other ones who lost
When the promise is broken you go on living
But it steals something from down in your soul
Like when the truth is spoken and it don't make no difference
Something in your heart goes cold
I followed that dream through the southwestern flats
That dead ends in two-bit bars
And when the promise was broken I was far away from home
Sleepin' in the back seat of a borrowed car
Thunder Road, for the lost lovers and all the fixed games
Thunder Road, for the tires rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, Billy and me we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all and throw it all away

Mid...MUD

1,088 posted on Sunday, March 16, 2003 6:23:54 AM by Mudboy Slim
("Time fer Soddom'sInsane to be Transformed into a PINK MIST!!!")

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-17   11:43:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1906. To: A K A Stone, George W. Bush (#1863)

From back when I thought maybe--just MAYBE--Dubyuh could've been a POTUS more like Reagan than like the senior Bush...turned out 2 B wishful thinking.

True Story reported by the Washington Post...(as forwarded by my ol' man, a 31-year ex-active-service Naval Officer):

"This is a small, but true story to give you an idea of the kind of man and the kind of woman we have in the White House right now. As you may know, the President and Mrs. Bush visited the Washington Burn Center on Friday 14 September 2001. Among those they visited was Lt. Col. Brian Birdwell, who was badly burned in the Pentagon attack.

Mrs.Bush went into Brian's room, spoke to him for about a minute, all the time as if they had been life-long acquaintances. She then turned to Brian's wife, Mel, who at this time had been at the hospital for probably 2 1/2 days, and apparently, according to Mel herself, was dirty, grimy and had blood on her shirt. As if Mel were one of her closest family members. Mrs. Bush then told Brian and Mel that there was "someone" there to see him. The President then walked in, stood by Brian's bedside, asked Brian how he was doing, told him that he was very proud of them both and that they were his heroes.

The President then saluted Brian. Now, at this point in time, Brian is bandaged up pretty well. His hands are burned very badly as well as the back of him from the head down. His movements were very restricted. Upon seeing the President saluting him, Brian began to slowly return the salute, taking, from the accounts so far, about 15-20 seconds to get his hand up to his head. During all of this, 15-20 seconds, President Bush never moved, never dropped his salute. The President dropped his salute only when Brian was finished with his, and then gave Mel a huge hug for what also probably seemed like an eternity.

No further comments. Pray for our leadership. Thank God for what we are, have, and will be.

As a note to those of you who might not be familiar with military protocol, the subordinate normally initiates a salute and will hold it until the superior officer returns the salute. In the above incident, President Bush acted in the role of the subordinate to show his respect and high regard for the injured man."

FReegards...MUD

201 posted on 12/13/2001 11:10 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

Still believe Dubyuh is a relatively decent man and was a better-than- average POTUS...but he wasn't EVER up 2 the task of taking on the RATS and "draining the swamp"...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1907. To: ALOHA RONNIE, Mudboy Slim, Joy Angela, Ragtime Cowgirl, flamefront, SMEDLEYBUTLER, RonDog (#1906)

"NEVER FORGET

...1.5 Million Poor Dead S.E. Asian Souls at the hands of invading Communist Bullies long ago...

Thanks to:

WALTER CRONKITE
HILLARY RODHAM
BILL CLINTON
JOHN KERRY
PAT HAYDEN
JANE FONDA

Thanks to them all.

Signed:..ALOHA RONNIE Guyer / Vet-Battle of IA DRANG-1965 /
http://www.LZXRay.com

NEVER FORGET"

162 posted on 3/6/2003, 12:02:44 AM by ALOHA RONNIE

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-17   16:35:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1908. To: Sultan88, goldilucky, yankhater, Mrs. Greg Summers (#1907)

"Federal Pen"
(2 B sung 2 the tune of "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin)

Oh Justice,
Won't You put Slick
In a Fed-er-al Pen?
He's done some evil things
And won't make amends.
Worked hard all his lifetime
A-Cheatin' his friends.
So, Justice,
Won't you put Slick
In a Fed-er-al Pen?

Oh Justice,
Won't you punish him
For his TYR-AN-NY?
The ChiComs bought him
With a lot of mon-ey.
We'll wait for Indictments
Each day until three.
So, Justice
Won't you punish Willie
For his TYR-AN-NY?

Oh, Justice,
Remember Foster
And Ole Ron Brown?
I'm countin' (with Alamo-Girl)
The people "in the ground."
Prove that you Love Truth
And bring this guy down!
Oh Justice,
Remember Juanita
And Ole Ron Brown!

EVERYBODY NOW...
(FReeperGal Chorus jumps in...)

Oh Justice,
Please put the LIAR
In a Fed-er-al Pen.
He was an obstructionist
And never made amends.
So, Justice,
Please put Scumbag
In a Fed-er-al Pen!!

170 posted on 01/03/2002 6:56 AM EST by sultan88

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-17   16:49:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1909. To: Charles Henrickson (#1908)

CH's "WHO'LL STOP THE GRAY?"
(To be sung to "Who'll Stop the Rain?")

Long as I remember,
I've looked thirty-three.
I hear the waitress sayin',
"Must see some ID."
Who can guess my age is
Fifty years today?
And I wonder,
Still I wonder:
Who'll spot the gray?

Won't do Grecian Form'la,
And I don't want Just For Men.
I can say the white hairs
Are blond ones just mixed in.
Still the gray keeps comin',
More and more each day,
And I wonder,
Still I wonder:
Who'll stop the gray?

Tried to trim the white ones
Out of my goatee,
But if I shave it all off,
I'll look seventeen!
Still the gray keeps comin'--
Make it go away!
And I wonder,
Still I wonder:
Who'll stop the gray?

by Charlie Henrickson
March 7, 2003

Not bad...not bad at all...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-17   16:58:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1910. To: Cyber-Band (#1909)

"South Shall Rise Again!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")

Clinton's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall...
Their Lib'ral mis-Directions...are driving RATS insane!!
Our Will shan't bend!! Slick Willie washed away...
The Evil of the Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Right's always...

Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOs frown...
The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUD's not bound to follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...Slick's ConDamnation's Nigh!!
If Slick's Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!

Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...

Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls...
Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!!
Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away...
Left says that I should "Just Move ON!!"...that Choice isn't mine!!

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!!

Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh...

{end very intensely on Am}

Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002)

Any Establishment that would have MUD as a member is no Establishment fer me...

Oh yeah...and never forget that...
DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe is a Dirty, Downright Scoundrel RatPUNK
HOO needs 2 B INDICTED 4 his crimes!!

The Inner Machinations of the Mind Remain an Eternal Enigma to...MUD

1 posted on 01/15/2002 4:33 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
(Justice@in't.Negotiable!!)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-17   17:05:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1911. To: Mudboy Slim, 1911 (#1910) (Edited)

1911 of U.S. Navy Serial Number 13199 - This pistol was part of a Navy contract of 1000 guns shipped to the U.S. Navy, General Storekeeper, U.S. Navy Yard, Brooklyn, N.Y. on November 9, 1912

1911, a good year.


The D&R terrorists hate us because we're free, to vote second party

"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul

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#1912. To: hondo68, AzNASCARfan, jaz.357, AndyTheBear, publius911 (#1911) (Edited)

"Very, VERY Kool, Hondo...U nailed one-9-11 better than I ever could...MUD

page=14#14">"FR.com "discovers" the MUDcave..."

To: AzNASCARfan

"Richmond is Graffiti ground zero. One Guy tagged the overpass on Rt. 95 north.
Everyone wonders, “How the heck did he get up there”?

14 posted on Thursday, October 06, 2016 7:26:43 PM by jaz.357
(Si vis pacem, para bellum)

"It looks like a bunch of graffiti. Kind of an eye sore.
AndyTheBear

---------------------------------------------------
To: AndyTheBear

"I like it"
publius911

Thank U, publius911...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-18   10:39:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1913. To: All patriotic Amurrr-I-CANs!! (#1872)

"IMPEACH Justices Breyer/Ginsberg/Sotomayor...
Once, TWICE, THREE TIMES until DemRATZ R dispossessed of the SCOTUS!!

RATZ hoo DECREE--from TheBench--blatantLEE against the U.S. Constitution
R derelict in their DUTY...FIRE Dem"Swamp"RATZ NOW!!!

Quite Sincerely...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-18   10:49:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1914. To: FReepers and EX-FReepers (#1861)

"Black XVIII"

"W's Promise!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")

Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown...
CM works in a rock and roll band,
Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!
We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...
We're Right, THAT I know!!
Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs...
We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!
We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign...
Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!!
Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...
DemRATS ain't gonna git MUDZ Dreams!!

Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves...
Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!
I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!
But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...
All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right...
The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!
Every day, it just seems hard to believe...
The LIES RATS're believing in!!
Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!
Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick TheRight Shall Smite!!

Right won big once off the Normandy coast...
But somehow FRench fergot our loss!!
It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...
Of all the liberties we've lost!!
Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATS Defend TREASON!!
BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!!
Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!
Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!
We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATS...
WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!!
'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!
FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!
Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!...4 RATZ KILL BABIES and Left AIN'T aSHAMEd!!
TRUMPsterz B BOLD...we AIN'T tired, RUSH is showing TheWay!!
Congress B BOLD...Willie v. MUD and MUD don't play!!
White House B BOLD...or RATZ're gonna take U.S. ALL and throw it all away!!

Mudboy Slim

YO!! EVERYBODY!!!
Y'all are invited to the Richmond Rally FER America at the Innsbruck Pavilion in scenic Henrico Country,
just West of Richmond on I-64...come out and join US on Sunday, 23 March 2003 (1-3 EST)...
BE THERE or BE SQUARE!!

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on Wednesday, March 19, 2003 12:06:11 AM by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-18   11:17:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1915. To: ConservativeMan55, sultan88, Landru (#1914)

"RichmondTowne!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Oxford Town")

RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne...
Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!!
George Dubyuh's Right to Force Soddom Down!!
Celebrate OUR Troops in RichmondTowne!!

Mudboy lives in RichmondTowne...
Soccer games and Brownie Scouts!!
Party with folks red and brown...
Lib'rals, stay away from Mudboy now...

RichmondTowne's Confederate!!
Klinton's THE Chi-Coms' Whore...We SHAN'T let RATS Win!!
All becuz Slick Committed Treason!!
What do you think about that, my FRiends?!!

Me and my pals, we love fun...
WE WHUP RATS 'Cuz We Think They're Dumb!!
I don't even know why RATS come...
Go on back where y'all came from!!

RichmondTowne's a lazy afternoon...
Mudboy Slim's singin' some powerful tunes!!
Thousands died 'cuz SlickWillie's a Goon!!
Attorney General...Investigate SOON!!

RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne...
Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!!
Ol' MUD do write some Righteous sounds...
Ain't a-goin' stop 'til LEFT's DETHRONED!!

Welcome to Richmond, y'all...MUD

1165 posted on 03/18/2003 11:10 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-18   11:27:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1916. To: Cyber-Band, Landru, sultan88, Taxman, Bob J, Jeff Head, FBD, MeeknMing, dead (#1915)

"MUDZ Brothers!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Blood Brothers!!")

We played King of the Mountain...I'd always win.
Those boyz came chargin' up the hill...and I'd whup 'em into MEN!!
Now we've only so much time...fight or our Liberty'll Fade Away!!
We have our own roads to ride...and choices we gotta make!!
We'll stand side by side...each one fightin' fer the other...
We said until we died, we'd always be BloodBrothers!!

Folks, there's VILEness in this World...don'let it grind yer dreams away!!!
SlickWillieFOOLS're jokes!! Dudes, Fer Justice We Shall Pray!!
'Cuz what once seemed Black and White...Lib'rals turned to shades of gray...
We lose ourselves in work...to do and bills to pay.
It's been a wild, wild ride...and there ain't much cover...
Yer the ones helpin' me stay Right...yer MUDZ brothers!!

(Mudboy on harp)

Some of my FReeper FRiends're dead...others left and shan't be back.
Still, we're movin' ahead...MUD ain't never lookin' back!!
Bros, I know just how you feel...I know YOU know "We're Doing Right!!"
If I've fallen 'neath the wheel, if I've lost or I've gained sight
I don't even know why, I don't know why I wrote this song
Or if any of this matters anymore after all....

But the Gipper's burnin' bright...livin' history uncovered...
MUD'll keep grooooovin' through the dark...with y'all in my heart...
Yer MUDZ brothers!!

(Mudboy takin' it home on the harmonica...Slick Willie impersonator on saxaphone)

Sic Semper Tyrannis...MUD

BTW...this is dedicated to my three younger bro's, the oldest of whom is an AF Captain over in the Iraqi theatre...
Away from his wife and two boys who are based in Ramstad, Germany.
Springsteen ROCKS...I rest my case.

655 posted on 03/11/2003 5:03 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
(The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."DemonRATZ and RINOZ LOATHE Justice 4 ALL!!")

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-18   11:37:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1917. To: All (#1907)

"You love peace."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Damn straight...and the only SUSTAINable Peace is achieved thru STRENGTH!!

Thank God WeThePeople of America SURVIVED the effete Marxist ObamaNation...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-18   16:16:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1918. To: Cyber-Band, conservativemusician, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, putupon, Clinton's a Liar, TrueBlackMan, kristinn, jla, Angelwood, AdSimp (#1914)

"I'm Gonna Be Rush Limbaugh!!"
(To be sung to Travis Tritt's "I'm Gonna Be Somebody")

Mudboy played his guitar 'gainst Slick's LeftWing Sacred Cows...
Folks, it's hard for a PoorBoy to find the Money!!
MUD Loved Persperation, he had Pure Heart and Soul.
Mudboy knew he was born to sing!!!!

Sheeple said, "Get a Real Job...Support Yer Family...
'Cuz there's No Future in them songs yer singin'!!!"

Ol' MUD never said a word, that FReeper just kept goin'...
Late at Night, Deaf Could Hear MUD sing!!! MUD said...

(FReeperGal CHORUS joins in...)
I'm gonna be somebody!!!
One of these days...Right's gonna break Left's Chains!!!
I'm gonna be like Ronnie...someday!!!
You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will!!

The Road Was a Struggle, took him six years to the top...
But now MUD's Number One on Eee-Eye-Bee Radio...
Still can't believe how FReepers come from miles around...
When it seemed like only yesterday...MUD was sayin'...

"I wanna be Rush Limbaugh!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be like Reagan...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"

Mudboy played Right's HO'Down, one full moon July night...
MUD saw his boy out in the front row...singin'...
It's MUD's pride'n'joy--JakeyBoy--with same Ol' Hungry Eyes...
Looked up at Daddy and sang...

"I'm gonna be like Daddy!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be Rush Limbaugh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"

You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will.

Dedicatin' this one to my Ol' Man...MUD

290 posted on 11/20/01 10:33 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-18   16:28:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1919. To: George W. Bush (#1918)

Sun Tzu's "The Art of War"

"A speedy victory is the main object in war. If this is long in coming, weapons are blunted and morale depressed.
If troops are attacking cities, their strength will be exhausted. When the army engages in protracted campaigns,
the resources of the state will fall short. When your weapons are dulled and ardor dampened,
your strength exhausted and treasure spent, the chieftains of the neighboring states will take advantage of your crisis to act.
In that case, no man, however wise, will be able to avert the disastrous consequences that ensue.
Thus, while we have heard of stupid haste in war, we have not yet seen a clever operation that was prolonged,
for there has never been a protracted war which benefited a country.

Therefore, those unable to understand the evils inherent in employing troops
are equally unable to understand the advantageous ways of doing so.
"

Roll, Dubyuh, Roll...MUD

201 posted on Thursday, March 20, 2003 12:28:37 PM by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-18   16:33:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1920. To: Cyber-Band, Liz, sultan88, FreeTheHostages, Landru, FBD, conservativemusician (#1919)

"LawBreaker!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones "Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heartbreaker)")

US FReepers done nailed Slick Willie...
We've chased Algore 'cuz he's a DORK!!
Usin' McAwful, Chairman of the DNC...
Right'll make Osama bill's cellmate bark!!

LawBreakers...with yer Medyuh Whore'd...
Right's gonna tear Left's World apart!!
RINO punks...yer just Blueblood Bores...
Christ's gonna quench yer ravenous void!!

Each vacuous Lib'ral is our FReepin' goal, y'all...
Tell 'em, "Bring it to JimRob's Forum!!"
Slick lied...he ain't dirt...yer MUD's gallery...
Dem Lib'rals said, "MUD has no chance...no chance!!"

LawBreakers...LawBreakers...
You know our Rage shan't be denied!!
LawBreakers...StainMakers...
Smite thy Leftists' Ignorance Desired!!!

Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Left's World apart!!
Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Left's World apart!!

(Haunting guitar solo...)

LawBreakers...LawBreakers...
You shall now feel our Righteous Storm!!
McAuliffe!! Terry Mac!!
MUD's gonna tear yer vile world down!!

Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Left's World apart!!

Mudboy Slim (OBX...8/27/02)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-18   16:38:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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