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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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MUD don't need...don't sleep... MUD don't worry when braindead Lib'rals come his way... Marxists scam...ain't Right!! MUD don't worry when braindead Lib'rals comes his way... Rats...They don't compare (2x) Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
GWAR is an over-the-top Richmond, VA concoction...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, 2 B a $HillaryBOT crybaby/snowflake these days, U really haveta B a Willfully IGNORANT BOOB... Meanwhile, the whole wide world is watching them repeatedly punch themselves in the face. Gotta LOVE the DeeCee RAT/RINO self-immolation...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Obviously, Stone, RATS are simply brownshirt THUGS and criminally-INSANE anti- Americans. Quite Sincerely...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Sure hope so...LOL!! Regards...MUD BTW...enjoy the weekend, my friends, gonna be a pretty one here in Richmond, VA. "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Imagine NO bureaucracy, Progressivism LEFT 2 DIE... Imagine NO MORE Wacos, no booted thugs 2 rue... Imagine unbridaled CAPITALISM... Mudboy Slim (revised 13 September 2016) BTW...TheDonald shall B Ronaldus Maximus REBORN, imho!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-11-23 10:57:21 ET "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Have a great weekend, Mudboy.
'Tis about friggin' TIME...sheeesh!! If THIS is Global Warming, sign me up 4 MORE... "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "What do you think? Should this be illegal?? 1 posted on Thursday, October 06, 2016 1:45:25 PM by AzNASCARfan "Mudboy Slim was banned back in 2002. 2 posted on Thursday, October 06, 2016 1:51:41 PM by TheWriterTX Actually, MUD OPUS'd 2 leave TOS back in 2005... And as 4 negatively affecting TRUMP... Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral boys!! The Left's in shock...America's turned them off!! Ooooohhh...Whup DemLib'ral boys!! Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Saddam!! Folks...FReedom hearkens... Ooooohhh...FReep DemEffete Boys!! Mudboy Slim (19 August 2002) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break... Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh... RATS, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!! Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no... All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh, Ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, hahhh. We're rollin'... Ahhh~oooh~ohh. Mudboy Slim 7 posted on Thursday, October 17, 2002 12:25:42 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Sun-Tzu's 'Art of War': "Ground Formation" "In warfare, there are flight, insubordination, deterioration, collapse, chaos, and setback. If the forces are equal, and one attacks ten, this is called flight. If the officers are angry and insubordinate, doing battle with the enemy under anger and insubordination, If the general cannot calculate his enemy, and uses a small number against a large number, "These are the six Ways of defeat. They are the general's responsibility, and must be examined." I believe the RATS are in a state of collapse, verging on chaos...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Attack where they are not prepared, go out to where they do not expect. Ahhhh, soooo...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "The Legend of Mudboy Slim" Well, if you ever go back to the BonAir Swamp, well, you oughtta just do what's Right!! Landru couldn't believe it!! Boy just had to find out for hisself. Spoken: DemRINOs couldn't believe it. They just had to find out for themselves. DemClintons was white trash. They forced most of US FReeper's ta FReep. And that's been fifty years ago and you can go by there yet. BWAHAHAHAhahaha...MUD 202 posted on Saturday, October 26, 2002 3:35:39 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hello, Willard... How's Ol' Hill'ry?! Be scair't, Willard... What I'm trying to say... Buck up, Willie... F*** you, Willie!! Goodbye, Willard... Heh heh heh...MUD 1 posted on Thursday, April 14, 2005 2:51:28 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Don't Surrender!!" Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools... Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember... DemRAT faces are mad and cold... Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!! Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... Mudboy Slim 1 posted on Thursday, October 28, 2004 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits... Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATS' loss is our gain!! Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!! [We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!! Mudboy Slim (06/12/2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Common Thread" is the title of a CD put out in 1993 by a number of modern Country performers, each performing an Eagles song. "RightWinger Uprise!!" RATS're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise... MUD is just a hired hand, Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATS' clowns... Slick wasn't just a-nother Lib'ral, Folks, it's such a wondrous feelin'... Take another shot of courage, Slick's Chi-Com SCUM!! It's another RightWinger Uprise, Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo Mudboy Slim...the RightWingRager!! RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. IMPRISON. Quite Sincerely...MUD 1 posted on Friday, December 13, 2002 3:26:55 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, SlickWillie FOOLS, you make US fight... Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!! Left's all Wrong, but we're alRight!! Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!! (Purty jammin' by TheBigMan) Are ya gonna Help US Win the Culture War?!! Will YOU?!! SlickWillieFOOLS, tell Slick "Good-Bye!!" FReepers Gonna Help US Win the Culture War!! Are YOU?!! Mudboy Slim Bill Clinton Shall Be Dethroned When Leftist RATS Reject His Faux Populism!! RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. Quite Sincerely...MUD 1 posted on 11/20/2002 5:45 AM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Sometimes, I feel Left's Fear of... Reject the Medyuh Whore'd!! Willie seemed to have a Faint, Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there... Oh yes I...decide to waiver my Right Must Defeat Left's Whore'd!! Justice seems to be the way... Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there... Shouldn't YOU choose more FReedom and less whine?! Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there... Doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo... Excellent song, mis amigos!! Mudboy Slim 115 Posted on 08/31/2001 04:32:12 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, In MUDZ dreams, it's actually a STONE'd Brewery truck, my local haunt of late...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Stone Brewing's brand-new Richmond brewery is now open for public brewery tours. As your expert guide (aka Indoctrination Specialist) takes you through the heart of our brewing facility in Richmond, you’ll learn all about the brewing process & craft beer culture. Tours last approximately 45 minutes and are followed by a guided tasting of our phenomenal beers. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- PUBLIC TOUR SCHEDULE First come, first served | 25 passes available per tour Monday-Thursday: 5pm ----------------------------------------------------------------- PUBLIC TOUR INFORMATION & POLICIES Tours are free for all guests. Passes will be distributed on a first come, first served basis. Youths and adults not wishing to drink are welcome. Tour passes are available at the Stone Company Store – Richmond during normal hours. Passes will only be disbursed for same-day tours. To ensure quality and safety, public tours are strictly limited to 25 people. Weekends and holidays are extremely busy, so plan to arrive early to secure your spot! Tours depart promptly from the Stone Company Store – Richmond and latecomers may not be admitted. VERY kewel, y'ALL...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, RATZ hoo DECREE blatantLEE against the U.S. Constitution R derelict in their DUTY!! Quite Sincerely...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Maggie Lena Walker, the first woman in the United States to become a president of a local bank, was born July 15, 1867 in Richmond, Virginia, U.S.A. She was a daughter of former slaves, Elizabeth Draper Mitchell and William Mitchell, who worked in the mansion of the abolitionist Elizabeth Van Lew. After a few years of living at the mansion, her father got a job as the head waiter at the Saint Charles Hotel and the family moved to a small house in town. Her father was murdered, presumably a victim of robbery and her mother supported herself and her two children with her laundry business while Maggie helped with the chores. In addition, Maggie attended the Lancaster School and then the Armstrong Normal School. After graduation in 1883, she taught at the Lancaster School until her marriage to Armstead Walker, Jr., a building contractor, in September 1886. They subsequently had three sons, though one died in infancy. She also became an agent for an insurance company, the Woman's Union. Since the age of fourteen, she had been a member of the Grand United Order of St. Luke, an African-American fraternal and cooperative insurance society founded in Baltimore in 1867 by a former slave, Mary Prout, with headquarters established in Richmond in 1889. The order had been established to assure proper health care and burial arrangements of its members and encouraged self- help and racial solidarity. Walker worked her way up until, in 1899, she became the executive secretary-treasurer of the organization, now renamed the Independent Order of St. Luke. The order was in debt at the time so she accepted a reduced salary of eight dollars per month. In 1902, she started publishing a newsletter, the St. Luke Herald to increase awareness of the activities of the organization and to help in the educational work of the order. The following year, she opened the St. Luke Penny Savings Bank and became its president. The bank's goal was to facilitate loans to the community. By 1920, the bank helped purchase about 600 homes. By 1924, the Independent Order of St. Luke had 50,000 members, 1500 local chapters, a staff of 50 working in its Richmond headquarters and assets of almost $400,000. The Penny Savings Bank absorbed all other black-owned banks in Richmond in 1929 and became the Consolidated Bank and Trust Companany with Walker as its chairman of the board. In 1912, she helped found the Richmond Council of Colored Women and served as its president. The council raised money for the support of Janie Porter Barrett’s Virginia Industrial School for Colored Girls and for other philanthropies. She was a member of the International Council of Women of the Darker Races, the National Association of Wage Earners, National Urban League and the Virginia Interracial Committee. She also cofounded the Richmond branch of the NAACP (National Association for the Advancement of Colored People). Walker suffered more personal tragedies in her life. In 1907, she fell on the front steps of her home and injured her knees. The damaged nerves and tendons continued to trouble her for the rest of her life. She also suffered from diabetes and was confined to a wheelchair after 1928. Her husband died in 1915 when her son, Russell Ecles Talmage, mistook his father for a prowler on the porch and shot him. Russell was acquitted of the murder charge, but he never recovered from this ordeal and he died in 1923. Walker died in Richmond, Virginia, on December 15, 1934. The cause of her death was listed as "diabetes gangrene." The house her family occupied from 1904 to 1934 is now a Maggie L. Walker National Historic Site and is located at 110 1/2 East Leigh Street." Greatest WOMAN in American History, bar NONE, imho...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "When?" Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - Saturday, February 25, 2017 "Where?" Gaylord National Resort & Convention Center Contact Us: Ph: 202-347-9388 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linus 4tunez program.) Que sera sera...whatever will B, SHALL be...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!" Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!! (Chorus) Left Can Go to HELL!! Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?! (Chorus) (Guitar Jammin') (Chorus) Gonna ROCK the NextAge... POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls... Black XIV FReegards...MUD --------------------------------------------------------------- Let's pick it up a notch, folks!! FReegards...MUD 1 posted on Saturday, January 25, 2003 10:39:43 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, TRUE dat...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down. Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!! I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there. Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night. Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!! (BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!) Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night. Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary... Mudboy Slim 799 posted on Saturday, February 08, 2003 6:44:41 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Joe Mama, 2, 2con...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Rats")
Sheeeple feed...Marxists seethe!!
Barry's SCUM...minions moan, Left's WEAK!!
Lick the dirt off RAT- Messiah's feet!!
RATS blame Bush...Left's LOUD!!
Masterbates becuz RATS LOVE their Power!!
TRUTH RATS denigrate...Left's Tax&Spend!!
Think like MUD and we'll WHUP KenyanKen!!
RATS pack themselves together...Left's awful DUMB!!
RATS git where they're not ALLOWED to...
RATS take what's not theirs...TYRANTS don't care!!
Don't oppress this Injun's Civil Rights!!
Enslave the Poor so RATS can be well-fed!!
Line their holes with the dead one's bread!!
RATS stack themselves like minions...they're IGNORANT!!
RATS packed like smelts like idiots...Left's awful DUMB!!
Don't spit where yer not supposed to...
RATS take what's not theirs, they don't compare...
Ben, the two of us need look no more (5X)
(discovered Sunday, February 09, 2003...completed 7 August 2010)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1841. To: Mudboy Slim (#1840)
#1842. To: Mudboy Slim (#1840)
#1843. To: Mudboy Slim (#1840)
#1844. To: All (#1843)
#1845. To: All (#1844)
#1846. To: A K A Stone (#1841)
Not bad...first I ever heard the song...R the lyrics worth pulling up?
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1847. To: A K A Stone (#1842)
(Edited)
And they R virtually powerless at the FederaL Level and in the vast majority of States and Counties.
What IGNORAMUSES...BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1848. To: A K A Stone (#1845)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1849. To: unamused, Auraka, Jhoffa_, Jeff Head, Angelwood, Skip Intro, Funky Dan, redleghunter, goldilucky (#1206)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1850. To: All y'ALL (#1849)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1851. To: AKA Stone, goldilucky, Landru, kristinn, Jim Robinson, quidam, M. Thatcher, sultan88, AdSimp, yankhater, jla, EricC, Angelwood, ironman, holdonnow, badjoe, Rush Limbaugh, TheRealRUSH.com, GlennBeck, Hannity, Mark Levin, TheGreatOne, TheDonald (#1355)
(MUDZ RadicalRightWingWhacko version)
(2 B sung to John Lennon's "Imagine")
No damned IRS, leaderz HOO don't LIE!!
Imagine all GOOD PEOPLE with jobs w/ decent pay...
Ah ha ah ahhh!!
Convicting Slick 4 TREASON; religious FReedom, too!!
Imagine all GOOD PEOPLE, no "village" just families...
Yoo HOO oooh!!
You may say I'm a DREAMER...
But MUD ain't the only ONE.
I PRAY someday you'll join US...
Limbaugh's WORK is far from done!!
Regulation on the wane!!
NO NEED 4 greed or HUNGER...
Each spending what (s)he's earned!!
Imagine ALL FREE PEOPLE, RATZ Left driven UNDERGROUND!!
YOO HOO oooh ooh!!
YOU may say, "MUDZ a schemer"...
Lookin' out 4 Number O.N.E.!!
But as a Generation Xer, the next century's OURS 2 RUN!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1852. To: Mudboy Slim (#1849)
#1853. To: goldilucky (#1852)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Here in the Capitol of the Confederacy/GranD*Devolution, Richmond, VA.
And go ahead and SELL all my Beachfront properties while yer @ it...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1854. To: goldilucky, Landru, jla, Flora McDonald, AdSimp, yankhater, Angelwood, kristinn (#1852)
I know there is city code enforcement issues with Graffiti but this seems more like a free speech issue to me!
Wondering, can people here legally paint their house purple with pink polka dots?
Especially right now in an election season... I myself think its great.
Just repaint the house mid November to "comply" with code and remove your political signs,
I have NO problem with it.
Don't think he did himself, or Trump, any favors with this."
The RINO-controlled FReeper ModSquad simply used THAT as an EXCUSE
2 keep MUDZ Independent streak from undermining FR.com's ongoing LEFTward drift.
No way TheDonald was gonna win Ol' Virginny once he announced he was gonna DRAIN THE SWAMP,
which includes highly-populated and DeeCee-dependent Northern VA.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1855. To: Cyber-Band, backhoe, yankhater (#1854)
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Catapult")
Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral girls!!
Cowards with no soul...ugly cows!! Question...
"Do they diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?!
Why's Slick still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
Ooooohhh...Teach DemLib'ral girls!!
Cowards Fear Right's Roll...shut their mouths!!
Osama bin Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!!
Fear the Power of the Right!! A question:
"Did Slick KILL wantonly?! Why did Bill bite her lip?
Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please vote fer change!!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
Bush...shall seek Justice!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemAirhead Girls!!
The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned off...
Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!!
Right Shall Makes Its Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this...
Fear the Power of Our Roll...a question:
"House, it shall RE-IMPEACH!! Senate shall then CONVICT!!
Next, We'll INDICT Left's Creep(s)!! Jury Shall then CONVICT!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Prison 'HO!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Slick's a 'HO!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1856. To: M. Thatcher, Reagan Man, Landru (#1855)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks...")
If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!!
An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATS have no place to stay!!
Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan...
Bush's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!!
-ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.
All DemRATS have sunken so low!!!!
If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you...
Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro.
Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.
Slick...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!!
'Cuz when Slick's stonewall breaks, Bubba'll git Dem BareArsedBlues!! ah~ooh- hooh.
Yep, that's Right, MUD sat on the levee an' crooned!!
A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.
Ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahhh.
Hey! Oh!
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
Sorry, but I can't take you~ahhh.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down,
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' do__wn.
Slick's goin' down, Slick's goin' down now.
Left's goin' down, Left's goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down-down-down-down-down
~oooh~ooh~ooh~ooh ooh~ooh~ooh.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1857. To: Cyber-Band, stand watie, M Kehoe (#1856)
These six situations are not caused by Heaven or Ground, but by the general.
If the troops are strong but the officers weak, this is called insubordination.
If the officers are strong but the troops weak, this is called deterioration.
and the general does not know their abilities, this is called collapse.
If the general is weak and not disciplined, his instructions not clear,
the officers and troops lack discipline and their formation in disarray, this is called chaos.
his weak attacking the strong, and has no selected vanguard, this is called setback.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1858. To: Liz, summer, mommadooo3, Cincinatus' Wife, AuntB, Geezerette, KLT, goldilucky, Snow Bunny (#1857)
Therefore, if able, appear unable,
if active, appear not active,
if near, appear far,
if far, appear near.
"If they have advantage, entice them;
if they are confused, take them,
if they are substantial, prepare for them,
if they are strong, avoid them,
if they are angry, disturb them,
if they are humble, make them haughty,
if they are relaxed, toil them,
if they are united, separate them.
This specialized warfare leads to victory, and may not be transmitted beforehand."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1859. To: KLT, FreeTheHostages, Dave Dilegge, Angelwood, leadpenny, Exit148, LoneGreenEyeshade, kristinn (#1857)
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels' Band's "Legend of Wooley Swamp")
There's things out there in the middle of them woods that make DemLib'rals cry from fright.
RATS still crawl and Med'yuh lies and Clinton sleeps around on the town...
And they say the ghost of Mudboy Slim gets up and he FReeps around.
Sultan couldn't conceive'it!! The dude never would have listened to nobody else.
MizBunny couldn't believe it!! She just had to find out for herself...
There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.
Ol' Mudboy lived in the Virginny Swamp, back in his cave on the woods.
He never did do a lotta harm to the world, 'cuz he always tried doin' Good.
People didn't think too much of MUD...they all thought he acted funny.
Ol' Mudboy didn't care 'bout DemSheeple anyway...All MUD cared about was gettin' JUSTICE!!
He'd stuff his songs down in remote threads and he'd bury tunes all around.
And on certain nights if the moon was Right he'd dig 'em up out with their sounds...
Slim'd pour his heart out on the floor of his cave and run his vocals through it.
Yeah, Mudboy Slim was an orn'ry ol' man and that's all that there was to it!!
Med'yuh couldn't conceive'it 'cause DemRATS never would have listened to nobody else.
JimRob wouldn't believe it. He just had to find out for hisself...
There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.
They were mean as Butch Reno and sneaky as RATS and quite arrogant when they'd speak.
One night Ol' Slickboy Willie said, "Y'all meet me at Ol' Muddy's Cave later.
We'll take old Mudboy's Justice and we'll feed him to the Litigators."
They found Ol' Mudboy out in the back with a guitar in his hand,
Thirteen RightWing FReeper songs was just dug up out of the sand.
Then, T-Mac went crazy and he beat Ol' Mudboy, and Slick picked Slim up off of the ground.
Threw MUD in Left's Swamp and stood there and laughed as the BlackWater sucked him down.
Then they turned around and went back to MUD's shack and picked up MUD's Justice and ran.
Slick hadn't gone nowhere when they realized they were publicizing MUD's Band.
McAuliffe struggled and Slick squealed but they couldn't get away and just before they went under...
They could hear Ol' Mudboy laughing and a voice howl, "Fear MUD's Justice!!!"
There's a spot in the yard in the back of MUD's shack where the ground is always wet.
And on summer nights, if the moon is right down by that dark footpath,
You can hear Slick Willie sqeeeeeealin'. You can hear Ol' Mudboy laugh!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1860. To: e_type_jag (#148)
(To be sung to Conway Twitty's "Hello, Darlin'")
Nice to FReep ya...
You Communist SLIME!!
Yer just as corrupt...
As you usedta be!!
And her FAT THIGHS...
You'll pay fer yer crimes!!
And you know it...
MUD's yer destiny!!
MUD ain't foolin'...
Tyr'ny...just ain't Right!!
Fergit yer leg'cy...
You'll die inside a cell!!
Is I'll Haunt you...'til yer dead, FOOL!!
But I ain't sorry...that you did Left WRONG!!
Right detests you...
Justice is yer FATE!!
Right shall scold you...
Fer yer Treasonous crimes!!
I'm yer nem'sis...
It's yer TREASON I hate!!
How'd the Chi-Coms...
KNOW you'd be easy to buy?!!
Prison calls you...
Dubyuh can't protect you, BOY!!
You'll pay fer memories...
Of the kids you slaughtered, too!!
'Cuz if God should ever find it...
In His heart to forgive you..
I'm here, Willie...
MUDZ waiting fer YOU!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1861. To: BRUUUuuuce (#1860)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!!
We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud...
Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!!
We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!!
So git up and FReep now...
Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend...
RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
Left's schemes are weak and olde...
We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin...
And Right's ready to stand tall again!!
We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John...
DemRATS, they ain't too smart!!
Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own...
Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
"No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin...
Culture War's the fight we're wagin'...
RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'...
I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!!
Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!
"No retreat, Country won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1862. To: bentfeather, MoJo2001, Diva Betsy Ross, StarCMC, beachn4fun, Gabz, GeorgeW23225 (#1861)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")
RATS' derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores...
As Sean Hannity raves!!
Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"...
Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!!
Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!!
We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!!
RATS're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!!
Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!!
RATS're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!!
Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!
Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!!
Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!!
Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!!
Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!!
At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!!
Liberty is always Good!!
It's our chance to fight RATS' Lust Fer Power!!
Dutch, what else can we do now?!!
We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!!
'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!!
We've got one more chance to seal the deal...
Let's make that City on a Hill!!
Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!!
Oh oh...come join our stand!!
Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!!
Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!!Yeah, 'neath the Dome!!
Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun...
Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!!
Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!!
Dutch is Home!!
Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk...
To where folks, they live in Peace!!
The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!!
We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!!
But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken...
There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!!
We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!
Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATS 'til we're FRee!!
'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron...
RATS fear the RightWing's soaring dawn...
'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!!
Fight RATS' spin...John Kerry can't win!!
DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...but, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1863. To: Mudboy Slim, misterwhite, gatlin, deckard (#1861)
#1864. To: Mudboy Slim (#1862)
#1865. To: All (#1864)
#1866. To: A K A Stone (#1865)
a bunch of WHINERZ/THUGS begging 4 endless handouts, set-asides, and anything other than REAL WORK...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1867. To: All (#1866)
"Tequila Sunrise", for example, is sung by Alan Jackson, and "Desperado" is performed by Clint Black,
and "Take It To the Limit" is performed by Suzy Bogguss...it's really a neat CD,
and we shall FReep every song on it by the end of this thread...MUD
(SlixMUDZbeachhouse in Nags Head!!)"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise!!")
'Cuz Slick Willie is gonna FRY...
Clinton's MINE!!
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!
Justice Shall Be OURS Once Slick Goes Down...
He'll Be SQUEEEEEEALIN' LOUD!!
And MUD hadta FReep RATS' Lyin' SCUM!!
Slick, say "So long!!"
When we get Slick Re-Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Just know that The Righteous Shall Triumph!!
This whole world won't be the same...
DemokRAT Shame!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1868. To: Cyber-Band, conservativemusician, Fracas, coteblanche, Liz, Libloather, KLT, ST.LOUIE1, dirtboy (#1867)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "BellBottom Blues")
Right ain't gonna lose this feeling!!
And FReepers shall choose...a rage to ignite...
It shall be 'gainst YOU, Bubba!!!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right SHALL Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!
OUR Nation's still healthy, Patriots!! Ahh-hmmmm...
RightWing is Strong, and We'll Win the Fight!!
Lib'rals best git usedta LOSIN'!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Truth SHALL Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In Slick's Cell, RATbi+c# shall be RAPED!!
Are ya gonna TEACH Libs ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right SHALL Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
RATS're DOLTS...but Left's Minds We'll Save!!
We're surely gonna FReep as "FRiends"...
And when we do, don't act surprised...
When you hear Slick loves his CellMateBuggerin'!! OOOOOOOH!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right SHALL Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
Slick's a BUM...Young girls Bill RAPES!!
We Shan't Let RacistWillie Skate!!
RATS, yer dumb...but Slick's a Snake!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1869. To: All (#1868)
(To be sung to Incubus' "Drive")
RATS' Implosion...Then I Cheer!!
And I can't help but ask myself WHY Schmucks
Would let Left's Fear make their lives soooo queer?!!!
Shallow Mass Appeal!!
But lately I am beginning to find that I...
Should be the one 2 make Slick squeeeeeeal!!
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever the Lib'rals sing, I'll be there...
RATZ, BEWARE!!!
Chance to Believe the Left's Jive!!
Yes, I'll choose FReedom over WHINE...
And Fight Left's Whore'd and Drive!! Oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhh!!
That Tyranny can be brought down!!
Folks, lately I'm beginning to find that
When we fight to win...Lord's Light Joins OURS!!
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever the Lib'rals sing, I'll be there...
RATZ, BEWARE!!!
RE-IMPEACH RATS' Slime!!
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever the Lib'rals sing, I'll be there...
RATZ, BEWARE!!!
(Corralin' the Passions of GenerationNext!!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1870. To: A K A Stone, redleghunter, Jhoffa_, Auraka, JustAmy, BufordP, LeadPenny, meguro, goldilucky, Funky Dan aka Landru (#1865)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1871. To: All BeerDrinkerz HOO Visit Richmond, VA (#1870)
Friday-Sunday: 1, 3 & 5pm
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1872. To: war, Jhoffa_, AuntB, GrandmaC, snow bunny, Fall Guy, Landru, Sultan88, 88, XXX88XXX, cherrybomb88, Flora McDonald (#0)
Once, TWICE, THREE TIMES until DemRATZ R dispossessed of the SCOTUS!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1873. To: All Green Dragonz from the Maggie L. Walker Governor's School (#1872)
(1867-1934)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1874. To: All TRUE Radical RightWing Whacko Conservatives (#1873)
(Edited)
201 Waterfront St
National Harbor, MD 20745
U-S-A!! U-S-A!! U-S-A!!
(301) 965- 4000 
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1875. To: All U hoo DARE 2 emul8 TRUMPsterz and dittoheadz... (#1874)
Over unsounded gorges, through the rifled hearts of mountains, under torrents' beds, unerringly I rush!"
-- Captain Ahab, aka John "Bonzo" Bonham...
"Moby Dick..ick..ick..ick..."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1876. To: A K A Stone, Beware the IDES of...MUD (#1864)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...
Dubyuh, lead US to the show
Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral dweeb
And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATS' shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girl!!
Won't you act yer age?!!
Lord, DemRATS are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...
Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!"
What a shame...
Won't you come and FReep, World...
And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!
Where's yer shame?!
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?!
Why d'ya RAPE?!
Whuppin' U straight, SlickWillie...
Yer Just Mudboy's PREY!!!
Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!
Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...
To do one more show, oh no...
Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome...
Won't that be grand?!
When I come parole each year...
MUDZ Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1877. To: war (#1876)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1878. To: ConservativeMusicians Across the GLOBE!! (#1877)
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!
(RATS're IGNORANT DOLTS...Educate Dems into ThinkingConservatives!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1879. To: All (#1878)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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