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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
Source: war
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Views: 1413880
Comments: 3287

Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.

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#1789. To: hondo68, A K A Stone, goldilucky, angelwood, kristinn, BufordP, Sauropod, Landru (#1532)

"What no spouse of a writer can ever understand is that
a writer is working when he's staring out the window."

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

No argument here...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-03   15:48:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1790. To: deadheads, Scott from the Left Coast, A K A Stone (#1770)

"Black III"

"Ripple"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Ripple")

If my words did flow...from talk radio with Limbaugh...
And my tunes were played...on that M-TeeVee...
Would you hear my views comin' through the music?!
Would you hold them near as if they were yer own?

I can't help myself...my thoughts must be spoken...
Perhaps they're better left unsung. )=^D>
Yes, I know...folks don't really care...
Still, FReedom songs'll soon fill the air!!

Ripples in still water...
If Left feels no sense of loss...RATZ have no souls!!
Raise up yer voice...tell Slick why you're angry!!
Once the Truth is known, we'll see Slick's End!!
Let it be known...It's Prison for Clinton!!
'Cuz we have Laws, WE'LL CONVICT this "man."

Bill must be told...to take the highway...
GIT OUT!! BE GONE!! Folks, we'll make it RIGHT!!
And once Slick goes, Lib'rals can follow...
BIG GUV'MENT POWER, WE SHALL DETHRONE!!

Ripples in still water...
When you fail to raise your voice...no one will know!!
You can choose...to keep yer silence...
But once Slick falls, y'all be on yer own!!
FReepers make yer stand...let The Right Guide you...
Yes, I know the way...I will take you home!!

La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh...
La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh...
La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh...
La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh...

Mudboy Slim (8/17/98)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-03   16:16:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1791. To: stand watie (#1790)

"Willie and the Hand Jive"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Willie and the Hand Jive")

I know a RAT named Ol' Slick Willie...
Gotta phat li'l chick named BigAss Hill'ry!
She's a squawkin', dried-up, worn-out shrew...
So Slick just plays that ol' skin flute!
Look out, Country, it's an intern 'ho'...
Doin' Slick's hand jive...knees to the flo'!
Media's havin' a pretty good time...
'Cuz Left don't see where cheatin's a crime.
Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive...
Slap that monkey blind!

Slick was a young Ozark A.G....
When he ambushed poor Juanita B!!
Sex Fiend Willie gave her quite a treat...
When he raped that lady, her lip did bleed.
Quaint style, Slick's VILE, he smiles,
"Baby, get yo'self some ice!!"

Slick and Hill'ry...they having a ball...
Abusin' their Power and that ain't all,
'Cuz they committed TREASON it's plain to see...
Slick's tellin' them big lies on TeeVee.
Slick LIES, Slick SPIES, he'll resign...
And do that Prison Time.

Hey...hey-ey...
Ridicule...Ridicule...RIDICULE!!! This one's gotta FUNKY BEAT...MUD

97 posted on Monday, October 29, 2001 3:02:17 PM by Mudboy Slim

Gotta love it...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-03   16:22:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1792. To: dwbh, The BigMan, Bruuuce!! (#1791)

"Linda"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sandy")

Linda, Left's scumbags are flailin' 'gainst your reputation tonight,
Spinnin' their lies out to all those stoned-out faces...
Victimized by the Lib'ral Lie.
Damn this town...the District's full of Slick Willie lovers...
So crass, so slimy, so warped!
Guv'ment lawyers say, "Law-breakin's Okay!"
While blockin' Justice for their WHORE!!
And the pawns for Janet Reno glance blindly at evidence...
It's gettin' tougher to ignore!!
While Clinton's maulin' teenaged interns...he's such a Boor!

Ohh, Linda, all good Americans support you...
And history will vindicate you, forever!
Oh, just testify, 'cuz the Truth will trump their vile spin...
Hey, Linda girl, you tell 'em, baby!!

Now the Lib'rals, ahhhh, they trash your name...
And threaten you for bringin' the Truth to light.
Them boys from Begala/Carville, ahh Linda, we know they ain't Right!
But me, I just got tired of listenin' to James' Cajun' tirades...
Labelin' good Patriots as "mean"!
So, let me take care of those Soc'list slimeballs...
And I promise they'll get their clocks cleaned!!
And you know that Whore-al-do, he's Sly Blumenthal's stag...
I watched him last night, but his show's goin' OFF!!
Still, Uncle Bob keeps on spinnin', lyin' to get Slick Willie off.

Oh, Linda, all true Americans support you!
Slick Willie'll soon RESIGN or the Libs're gonna get SLAUGHTERED!
It sucks when you can't trust the Prez with your teenaged daughter!
We'll remember, Linda girl, you're a true Lady!!

Linda, the Media's exposed their malice for you...
But I watched you just tonight and I said,
"I won't let Leftists mislead me anymore!"
Your "friend", she asked you to lie under oath...
Elites got no clue that's a no-can-do...
After twenty years with the Black and Gold!
Still, you see Slick dressed like a star...
Partyin' with them HollyWeird WHORES,
At Martha's Vineyard or somewheres out on the Left Coast.

Well, FReepers're finally bustin' Billzabubba...
For tellin' "Untruths"...Lib'rals, GO GET SCREWED!!!
The White House lies'll soon be disproved...
I think Slick oughtta go to prison, too!!

Ohh, Linda...public uproar is risin' behind us.
Election next November will be a slaughter...
Ohh, you've testified and the Nation will owe you forever...
Oh, I mean it, Linda girl, you are a true hero!!

Mudboy Slim

-----------------------------------------------

Believe it or not, I e-mailed this to Linda Tripp's website on Wednesday, 29 July 1998.
I followed it up with a donation and the only copy of the song yet released.
Never heard back, so if you're out there, Linda, did it ever make its way to you?
And if so, did you listen to it?

Check out Linda Tripp's web site...she needs our help and we can still use hers!!

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 07/30/1999 11:44:39 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Love this tune...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-03   16:31:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1793. To: Mudboy Slim, Texas Pussy Hats (#1789)

Austin Texas Judge, looks like War's mommy?

Texas governor has cut funding for the whole illegal alien sanctuary county, Travis, TX.

http://rightwingnews.com/liberals/county-judge-who-wore-puy-hat-to-court-just-got-schooled-video/

The D&R Party is a suicide cult!

Hondo68  posted on  2017-02-03   19:24:09 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1794. To: hondo68 (#1793)

I heard Mark Levin interviewing that Texas Governor...very impressive sounding dude, and wheelchair-bound, no less...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-04   10:47:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1795. To: hondo68 (#1793)

As 4 the "HAT"...

Looks like one of those hats the women wore in Cinderella's or Snow White's time, whenever THAT was.

Or she could also be a resident of the Capitol City in "The Hunger Games"...LOL!! I think SHE's Outta Order!!

Regards...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-04   10:53:37 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1796. To: Paul Cruce, Arator, Ticonderoga, RJayneJ, dirtboy, Askel5 (#1789)

"American Lib'ral"
(To be sung, angrily, to the Guess Who's "American Woman")

Unnhhh!!!

American Lib'rals, stay away from me-ee!
Socialist Left, Big Brother...let me be-ee!
Don't come a'pimpin' the Federal Whore,
Don't want you to regulate no more!
I got more important things to do...
Than waste my time hatin' life with you!
"Now Lib'ral," I said, "Stay away-ay!!
DemocRAT Jacka$$, listen what I say-ay-ay!!"

American Lib'rals, get away from me-ee!
Enviro-Whackos...Algore huggin' tree-ees...
Don't come a'bitchin' around my store...
Ain't gonna fund your Programs no more...
Public Ed can stupidify,
But Rush's Right don't believe their LIES!
"NOW WOMYN," I said, "Go away-ay!
Feminist NAZIS...listen what I say-ay-ay-ay!!"

American Lib'ral, said get away-ay!
Hell'ry Rodham, listen what I say-ay!
Don't come a'stealin' the bread from my chores...
Ain't gonna fund your "art" no more...
We don't need your welfare schemes...
We don't need your class enmity!
Left-Wing Press ignores Bill's lies...
The Right will just convict his spies!!
Slick Willie, time for you to flee-eee!!
American Sheeple...when will you see?!!

GO!! Gotta hound away, gotta pound away, don't take no more!
We're gonna nail ya, Lib'rals! We'll RE-IMPEACH ya, Clinton!
Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye!
You're no good, B.C.! We're not fooled by you!!
Gotta look Slick, Right, in the eye,
Tell'im what he's gotta do,
"Ya know ya gotta leave...ya know ya gotta go!"
Bill's in CHAINS by Christmas Eve, or how 'bout tomorrow?!
Slick, ya gotta leave-eve!!

Goodbye, President Clinton...Goodbye, you Socialist twits!!

Mudboy Slim

-------------------------------

To ALL who attended the FReeper/Judicial Watch Rally--

Thanks for showing me a great time...I've never met a finer group of patriots in my life,
and I spent 18 years as a Navy Brat amongst some of the finest fighting men and women
this great Country has ever produced.

We're RIGHT...and the Long Arm of Justice is about to put an end to Slick Willie's TREASONOUS reign!

Please let me know about any future FReeper events at the White House...I'll be there with bells on!!

EaglesUp--MUD

1 Posted on 07/25/1999 20:06:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (here.til.we're.done!)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-04   11:07:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1797. To: FallGuy, George From Brooklyn Park, heavyd, MarkSnyder, PhiKapMom, Askel5, AuntB, Gone_Postal (#1772)

A beat-up Ol' Stuntman, you say? Well, I got ya beat...I'm just a...

"Short-Haired Country Boy"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Long-Haired Country Boy")

People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon...
'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash Clinton in ev'ry tune!
Cuz Slick's like my Ol' Horn'Dog Hound...
He likes to play the field gettin' laid!
You may not think I'm funny, but I damn-sure got it made...

'Cuz I ain't askin' my guv'ment fer nuthin'...
Folks, I can get it on my own!
So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'...
LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!

Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some Camels named "JOE"...
Smirks while betraying our Nation, slaughters innocents in Kosovo!!
Left says, "Clinton walks on water," but I don't think that's true.
Some of us think Slick's Demon-RATS will be doin' a little walkin' soon!!!

'Cuz Emperor Bill ain't clothed in nuthin'...
GrandPa says, "You reap what you have sown!"
If you don't like the Truth I'm singin'...
You just leave this "Mad Libertarian" ALONE!!

(reprise)

Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt...
DemocRATS run fer cover, but Rush Limbaugh's words must hurt.
The Lib'rals say, "Ev'rything is fine!"
But each politician needs yer Vote.
Slick's holdin' on by the skin of his balls...
But his Party's become a joke!!

No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'...
That ya'll shouldn't know on your own!
But if U don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'...
U just leave ornery Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim (upt@no.good! )

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-04   11:17:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1798. To: LiberteeBell, MeekOneGOP, stand watie, cherry_bomb88, FBD, Taxman, staytrue, tgslTakoma, 88 (#1797)

"RATS' Stain!!"
(To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Last Train")(EMA #9.11)

We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation...
RightWing must git ourselves prepared...
'Cuz Lib'rals are just stains on our Glory...
Good folks, you must become aware!!

Reagan, he ain't here to show the Right Way...
Fool RATS been lyin' that "they care"!!
But Justice is the cost of our Glory...
FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!

(A little guitar pickin')

DemonRATS been lyin' 'bout all their "programs"...
Enslavin' the Hungry and Poor...
FReepin's our ticket to a vast, future Glory!!
Meet that "stranger" whose been FReepin' right next door!!

Right, make yer stand fer good tomorrows...
RATS, they'll be trouble 'til they're gone!!
We are all just messengers fer the Lord's Faith and Glory...
Fightin' fer a bright new dawn!!

We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation...
RightWing, it's time to show we care!!
We are on a quest fer Truth'n'Glory...
FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!

Mudboy Slim

568 posted on Friday, December 03, 2004 7:37:07 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-04   11:28:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1799. To: uncleshag (#1798)

"Slime"
(To be sung to the Five Man Electrical Band's "Signs")

Guv'ment said, "Right-wing, Christian people need not apply."
So I buried my views down deep in my heart, and I went in to ask Bill, "Why?"
He said, "You look like a fine Left-leanin' young man, I think you'll do!"
So I called out to Slick, sang, "It'd make me sick, PUNK, me workin' for you!"...Woah!
Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime,
Obstructin' inquiries, trashin' what's Right!
Do this, don't do that...Lib'rals blow my mind!!

And Carville said, "Anybody caught dissentin' best be ready to FIGHT!"
So I jumped on the stage and I yelled at the louse, "James, what gives you the right...
To put up a Wall to keep the Truth out, or to keep this Vile Prez'dent in?
If Reagan was well, he'd tell ya to your face, 'Boy, you're some kind of sinner!!!'"
Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime,
Attackin' good Americans for doin' what's Right!
What's this, DemocRATS, don't you feel contrite?!

Well, hey Whorealdo, can't you read? How much did the White House pay you off to deceive?
We can't bear to watch, NO! Damn the Elites...keep their Power preyin' on our fears!
"TIME" says, "You gotta have a Socialist Card to report their lies...!! Unhh!!

But the Right says, "Ev'rybody's welcome to come in, kneel down and pray...
But since the Left's Bias corrupts it all, our views don't get any airplay.
So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little songs...
I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me...I'm alive and Rightin' Wrongs..."
Wooo!!!

It's high time Right showed a li'l spine...
Insist on Re-Impeachment, Raze Left's Wall of Slime...
Do this, and you'll find that...Ol' Slick'll Do Time!!
Slime, slime...Clinton SHALL DO TIME!!
Slime...slime, slime...

Mudboy Slim (07/07/1999)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-04   11:33:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1800. To: All (#1799)

Eighteen hunnerd...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-04   11:35:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1801. To: Tom Brady LOVES TheDonald..MUD LOVES Mrs. Brady (#1800)

"You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

There can B only ONE...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-06   10:40:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1802. To: A K A Stone, goldilucky, hondo68, kristinn, ANGELWOOD, BufordP, Taxman, BobJ, Jim Robinson, JustAmy (#1747)

"The Wait..."
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")

I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )B^D> and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!

Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"

Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"

Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!

Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"

Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FReegards fer everyone!!

Take the load off, Donald...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!

Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-06   10:51:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1803. To: hondo68 (#1793)

"Q: How many gradual (sorry, that's supposed to be "graduate") students
does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "I'm afraid we don't know, but make my stipend tax-free, give my advisor a $30,000 grant of the taxpayer's money,
and I'm sure he can tell me how to do the gruntwork for him so he can take the credit for answering this incredibly vital question."

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Damn GRADUATE student TRASH...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-06   14:28:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1804. To: Biff Tannen (#42)

To: Biff Tannen (#36)

"...nothing to say worth hearing, as well."

Then BOZO me, bitch.

MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-06   14:32:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1805. To: war, Moby DICKhead (#91)

To: war (#89)

"...with you being so objective and all...maybe I should reconsider?"

It really doesn't matter what you do, war...with yer Grima Wormtongue LIES exposed fer all to see, you are irrelevant.
Yer greatest skill is as a disruptor...I gotta give you credit, you set the bar High fer RAT-TROLLS accross the net.
But Goldi-lox is beginning to see you for who you really are...and LibertyPost will benefit greatly from yer absence.

I'm sure you'll try and sneak back using a new Screen Name, but yer tactics and insincerety are easy to spot
and yer efforts to disrupt shall come up short yet again.

Nice try, though...you were successful in sowing more than yer fair share of discord.

Moby would be proud of you...you've been a good RAT-TROLL...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1806. To: Fred Mertz, and Ethyl (#111)

To: Mudboy Slim (#110)

"Do you still paint your face blue?"

Fred Mertz posted on 2010-01-14 9:54:50 ET

Do cows FART in the pasture?!

Capiche?! YET?!!! Hmmm...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-06   14:40:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1807. To: war, Biff Tannen, willie Green, meguro, buckeroo, sneakypete, Landru, PhrilleePhrancis (#171)

To: Biff Tannen, war (#164) (Edited)

"Good luck, jerk off."

Thanks, Penis-Breath...sure is interesting how you and war seem to git sooo excited talking about men "jerking off"
other men and other "man boinks man" scenarios. Seems to me y'all protesteth too much...LOL!!

Enjoy yer irrelevancy...it's becoming increasingly amusing...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1808. To: war (#204)

"Missed it by that much..."

Even a blind squirrel...MUD

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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1809. To: war, Funky Dan, goldilucky (#580)

To: war (#578)

Well well well...HOO's the Muddbutt NOW?! Heh heh heh...

BTW...while you were out sunbathing, woman, I penned another classic...

At the risk of looking far-too-self-serving, we'll call this one...

"Mudboy Slim!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Outlaw Man")

Right lives by God's law...I was born to confront SCUM!!
The righteous fight 'gainst Tyranny...
Fer the RightWing, I'll play "MUD"!!
In one hand, Right reads Bibles...
In the other, we've got our guns!!
RATS, git to know me...I'm America's son!!

Patriots, you can trust me...
Trust me, MUD understands!!
One life lived proud and bold, that's the life of ol' Mudboy Slim!!

Just left my woman, she was naggin' night and day!!
Voted fer BO Obama...she rejected RightWing ways!!
Some of my friends LOVE Barry...
RATS seldom ever KNOW!!
Awake to Guv'ment's danger...
'Cuz Left steals hearts and souls!!
Lib'rals, just come and hug me...
Networks shall understand...
MUD's life it shall unfold...it's the life of a RedXin fan!!
Ooo....

(Sweet Syntaurs freakjam breaks out...)

Statists, don't try to schmoooze me...
Have y'all met "Funky Dan"?
One guy fightin' RAT-HO's...THAT's the life of ol' Mudboy Slim!!

Lib'rals call MUD "KRAAAY-ZEE"!!
DemRATS are INSANE!!
Marxists call MUD "sinner", Lord...
Mudboy know he AIN'T!!

Mudboy prays to Jesus!!
Jesus, Barry ain't!!
Briefers got no time to lose...
MORE BigGuv'ment's plumb INSANE!!
Outlaw man!!
Funky Dan!!
Mudboy Slim!!

Mudboy Slim (1 March 2010)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-06   15:04:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1810. To: Jhoffa_, TLBSHOW, putupon, holdonnow, war, SammieGee, Bill D Berger, mel, AuntB, Neil McIver, sneakypete (#582)

"RightWing's Passionate!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Are You Passionate?")

RightWing's passionate!!
Mudboy's livin' like he talks...
Righteous dreamin' now!!
Syntaurs goin' to the top!!
RATS are negative...
Love fer Guv'ment never stops!!
Learn it, you FOOLS!!
Yearn Liberty!!
Lib'rals are TOOLS!!

Ain't YOU loving it?!
RATS shall never git enuff of Slim!!
Truth is everything...
Folks, Mudboy never stops!!
Come learn the Truth!!
Freedom AIN'T free!!
Help teach our YOUTH!!

Fight on, righteous soldiers...
Folks enlightened 'cuz we're Right!!
And ol' Mudboy kept singin', "Liberty!!"
Guv'ment GROWS until it KILLS US!!
Patriots, let yer MESSAGE fly!!
Right rejects Lib'ral SCUM...
RATS are not free!!

(The BigMan playin' his guitar awful purty...)

Welfare takes folks prisoners...
Mudboy's working from his truck...
Cleaned up fer public display.
MUD looks at those around me...
And shares that, "We're all free..."
MUD lets you see his soul ev'ry day!!

Are you SCAIR'T of MUD?
Do you wish that Slim would stop?
Does Truth bother you?!
Do you LIKE when U R mocked?!
Folks, MUDZ ripe with Truth!!
Gotta fight Dem FOOLS!!
MUD's working fer FREE!!
I'm sportin' the Truth!!
Let's WHUP Tyranny!!

Take US home, BigMan...

Mudboy Slim (1 March 2010)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1811. To: war, Nudge, Biff Tannen, Willie Green, meguro, MurryMom, TLBSHOW, buckeroo, Fred Mertz, GrandIsland (#595)

Becoming an EVERY DAY occurrence watching the RATZ/RINOS/Media immolate Demselves...LOL!!

I'm loving it...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-07   9:44:51 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1812. To: SKOLnick, Jeffrey, Jimmy, Jessie LEE, George W. Bush, ReaganMan, blueberryTART (#1539)

"Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

I know that dude...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1813. To: Skip Intro, A K A Stone, Murron, mel, Biff Tannen, Dickus Lickus, palo verde (#626)

"The Liberal Lie!!"
(To be sung to Don McLean's "American Pie")

A long, long time ago, Bill could still remember...
How his Sweet Sax used to make them smile,
And he knew if he had his chance,
That he could make those suckers dance,
And maybe he could fool 'em for awhile.
But Whitewater's a nasty river,
Those sordid scandals made the Left shiver.
With John Huang his Lead Sales Rep,
Dem Chinese funds Bill'd collect.
I can't remember if I cried,
When I learned the extent Slick Willie'd lied,
But something touched me deep inside, the day Clintonism died.
So, Bye-bye to the DemonRAT's Lie,
Drove our country to bankruptcy, but our wallets ran dry.
Teddy and his boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"

Are you one of "The Ignorant"?!
And do you have faith in government, 'cuz Bill Clinton tells you so?
And do you believe Gore didn't know?
Will God forgive Janet Reno...for the twenty-seven dead kids at Waco?
Well, I know that you're in love with Slick,
But his Administration makes me sick!!
Your votes allowed this ruse, ma-a-an, you gotta be feelin' used!!
Bill's just a middle-aged, cocksure schmuck,
Lookin' for redemption and some whores who suck,
But he knew he was outta luck the day his intern LIED!
I started singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal Lie, drove our culture to the gutter,
But Left's "One-World" was Vile!"
And DemLeftWingFools were kneelin'..."Slick's still our guy."
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"

Now for ten years, we've dealt with his sleaze,
While Bill's grown phat on funds Chinese,
But that's not "The Way Things Ought To Be"!
Then, Mudboy sang 'gainst the King and Queen,
With a strength derived from livin' free,
In a voice crying out for Liberty!
And while RAT'sKing was feelin' down, good Briefers run him outta town.
The Left Wing was concerned, Left's Icon had been spurned.
And while Hell'ry read her book on Marx,
Vince Foster's corpse ditched in the Park,
Still we smoked ceegars on a lark, the day the Networks lied!
Mudboy's singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Socialist Lie,
Drove the needy to addiction while they smoked to get high!"
And them UnionThugs were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin' "This'll be the day that we die!
This will be the day that Slick fries!!!"

Senate hearings in a Summer swelter,
John Glenn provided Clinton's fall-out shelter,
He once flew high, now he's fallin' fast.
LeftistWhore'd can kiss my ass! While DemonRATS cry, "Just give Bill a pass",
Since Ol' Slicks' just gettin' hummers from some "Lass"!
Next, the LeftWing arrogance resumed,
While Fleetwood Mac played a vacuous tune.
The Left got up to dance! Oh, but Right never gave'em a chance!
'Cuz as the Lib'ral's tried to take the field,
John Ashcroft's staff refused to yield!
Do you recall how freedom feels? Today Fascism died!
We kept on singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Clinton-Gore spies,
Drove their cronies to be Felons, but we know who ain't Right!"
Network Media twits, they just continued to lie,
Singin' "This'll be the day that we die!
This will be the day that we die!"

Oh, it's Reality the Left cannot face,
Spoiled generation lost in space,
With no time left to start again!
So, come on! Bush, be nimble, Dick, be quick!
DemonRATS, ya gotta dump this prick,
'Cuz next election's only just around the bend.
For as I watched Bill up on that stage,
My hands were clenched in fists of rage,
Took this Redneck Mad as Hell to break Bill Clinton's spell!
And as Mankind flew high and to the Right,
To fight the libertarian fight,
I saw Reagan laughin' with delight, the day Marxism died!
Ol' Ronnie's singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies,
Drove our country to the Devil, but Slick Willie, HE LIED!!"
And BillzaBubba's drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin' "This'll be the day I RESIGN! Gosh, I sure wish I'd have just RESIGNED!!"

It seems the Media's a bit confused,
So I urge you, ignore the Network News,
That's why their marks are down to stay.
As citizens, we deserve more than lies obstructin' crimes galore!
But Rush Limbaugh knew, "The Truth will win the day!"
And in the streets, the children gleemed,
The lovers sighed and the poets dreamed...
'Cuz Liberalism's chokin', the Far Left's hold's been broken.
And the three men I admire most, the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost,
They raised their glasses for a toast, the day Clintonism died.
And they were singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies,
Drove our Country to the Devil, but Bill Clinton, HE LIED!"
And Liberals're drinkin Kool-Aid and Lye,
Singin' "History'll say that Slick LIED! History'll know that Slick SPIED!"

Don was singin'...
"Bye-bye, Miss American Pie,
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry."
And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin', "This'll be the day the Left dies!
This'll be the day Justice's THINE!!!"

Mudboy Slim (08/23/1999)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-07   17:32:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1814. To: All (#636)

"Yer IRA went up 50% last year?! My assets sure didn't..."

"Patriot Mudboy's RightWing Tune!!"
(To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Gabriel's Mother's Highway Ballad #16!!")

Folks, heed my warning, Guv'ment Debt HURTS this Land...
Come on, children, come on...
Algore was bawlin', "Yer killin' my Plan!!"
Come on, children, come on...

Mudboy knows...Truth must be told!!
Come on, Limbaugh, come on...
Dem RAT-FREAKS keep spendin'...Right must be BOLD!!
Come on, Glenn Beck, come on...

Come on, Patriots, let's be BOLD!!
Freedom's gonna make US well!!
WeThePeople, RAT-Elites MUST GO!!
Vote Dem Statists straight to HELL!!

(BigMan pickin' it purty...)

Well, my kids grow'd up...folks, it don't take long...
Come on, Jessie, come on...
Family life is swell...let dad sing his songs!!
Come on, Jakey, play drums...

Come on, RightWing, welcome home!!
Briefers gonna treat you swell!!
WeThePeople, righteous Right must VOTE!!
Waco's where KIDZ blood was spil't!!

Come on, Patriots, let MUD sing...
WHUP Dem Lib'rals, it's FUN!!
All Americans gotta fancy FREE!!
Come on, Clinton, yer done!!

ALL TeaParties oughtta sing 'gainst Power!!
Come on, FReepers, come on...
Left's got nobody 'round, MUD done whupped RATS' butts!!
Come on, Briefers, come on...

One of these days, 'fore Lincoln's Stair...
Come on, Martin, come on...
Syntaurs gonna sing...watch DemRATS dispair!!
Abe be likin' MUD's songs!!

Heed the FoundingFathers...Power's best dispursed!!
Run on, Marxists, run on...
Can't make a Heaven while on this Earth!!
Run on, Statists, run on...

Come on, pod'nahs, let's be BOLD!!
Freedom's gonna make US well!!
WeThePeople, Socialism's OLDE!!
Tell RINOs to go to HELL!!

Mudboy's gonna treat you well!!
RATS know Kenyan Barry's leading US to HELL!!
Freedom's gonna make US well!!
Mmmm..MUD's gonna ring that bell!!

Mudboy Slim (3 March 2010)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-07   17:40:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1815. To: Biff Tannen, A+Bert, Jethro Tull, Ticonderoga, Willie Green, GrampaDave, MudPappy, MUDDOG, FISHHOG, dwbh (#856)

"It's already a thread, you asshole."

No problema, PenisBreath...

""Ol' Man"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Old Man")

Ol' Man, look at my life...
I'm a lot like you were.
Ol' Man, look at my life...
I'm a lot like you were...

Ol' Man, look at your life...
Fifty-Four and a Chi-Com Whore!!
Live alone in a Paradise...
Cheap Hussies blowin' you!!
Trust lost, such a cost...
Integrity...it's long been lost.
WACO-Boy, whatta shameful loss!!
It'all comes back to you!!

Ol' Man, take a look at your life...
Yer a bloody fool!!
We need somebody to oust you...
Reckon I'll do!!
BillzaBubba, look in my eyes,
'Cuz what I say is TRUTH!!

(kewl steel guitar jammin')

Alibis, the same ol' lies...
But I vow to take you down!!
Justice means that much to me...
It'll soon mean much to you!!
I've been stalkin' yo' A$$...
NOW, Ol' Man, your time has passed!!
It's you and me...alone at last!!
MUD SHALL DETHRONE YOU!!

Ol' Man, take a look at your life...
You're a Chi-Com Tool!!
We need someone to OUST you...
Reckon I'll do...!!
Do what's RIGHT and RESIGN!!
We might take PITY on you!!

Ol' Man, look at my life...
I'm a lot like you were!!
Ol' Man, look at my life...
I'm a lot like you were!!

FReegards...MUD

12 Posted on 08/18/2000 11:12:38 PDT by Mudboy Slim

LOL...PrescientMUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-07   17:57:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1816. To: Roger Miller, Glen Campbell, Slim Whitman, Minnie Pearl, Patsy Cline, Loretta Lynn, Charlie Rich (#1815)

"King of the HOZ"
(To be sung to Roger Miller's "King of the Road")

Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shan't fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum...
Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!!
Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King...
King of the HOZ!!!

Slick's ceegars sure do stink...
Masturbatin' in his sink.
Hill's a worn-out dried-up shrew...
Bill ain't touched her in many moons!!
Yes, folks...li'l Willard gets around...
Short...and not too big around!
Left prays...to their King on their knees...
King of the Ho's!!

Slick bombed Kosovo, li'l Sudan, and Saddam Hussein...
Killed many young children but hasn't no shame!!
Slick's got his hand out in every town...
Yet, we'll FReep his House and FReep Fer Justice and we'll bring him down!!
I sing...Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shan't fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!

Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum...
Bill put...McDougal in his tomb!!
Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King...
King of the Ho's!!!
Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shan't fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!

And a Good Evening to you as well...MUD

91 posted on Thursday, October 11, 2001 12:39:02 AM by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1817. To: hondo68, goldilucky, A K A Stone (#1793)

"You're a card which will have to be dealt with."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Kudos...MUD
/B^D>

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1818. To: All except U...and U know HOO U R!! (#1817)

Ever NOTICE that 99% of the most ARDENT $hemale $hILLeryBEE$T $upporter$
R soooOOO MOOOoooGlee*+* that no REAL MAN would EVER mate with them...

(above...$Hillary v. Lady Liberty!!
Yer melting, BITCH!!)

*+*...aka "BUTT-ugly"

Quite sincereLEE...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1819. To: Murron, mel, BorisY, palo verde, diva betsy ross, A K A Stone, nolu_chan, liberator, Blackie 883 (#884)

enjoy, y'ALL...

"Left's Weak...We're Strong!!"
(To be sung to Gov't Mule's "So Weak, So Strong")

Left's weak, we're strong...nothing's forever in Left's Universe!!
Promise comfort, bring more pain...Left's weak, we're strong!!

DemFreaks are wrong...spendin' $Trillions feedin' Power-Lust!!
Find yer courage or all hope is lost...Left's weak, we're strong!!

Brave men died defending mud...EX "endured" seventeen!!
GlennBeck cries...I've seen his spirit blaze away...ignore RATS' LIES, my friends!!
Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh...

Left's weak, we're strong...there's only one God in this Universe!!
RATS bring darkness...Truth is Right!! Left's weak, Left's wrong!!

(The BigMan freakin' it on guitar...)

Barry LIES...ALL RATS are stained!! She "endured" seventeen!!
NooYawkSlimes LIES to their readers ev'ry day...Lib'rals DESPISE, my friends!!
Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh...
Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh...

Left's weak, Left's wrong...Obama really LOATHES our Liberty!!
Bold lives without Him's what I seek...Left's weak, MUD's strong!!
Left's weak, we're strong!! There's one Messiah in OUR Universe...

(MUD takin' it home on bongos...)

Mudboy Slim (17 May 2010)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-08   11:33:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1820. To: A K A Stone, palo verde, Murron, Coral Snake, Biff Tannen, JimmieDee, SammieGee, war, Badeye, Brian S, Landru, jla, FBD, mel, Diva Betsy Ross, Sultan88 (#905)

"November Slaughter!!"
(To be sung to Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water")

We all roadtripped to DeeCee...on the great Potomac shoreline...
MUD makes records 'bout BigGuv'ment, Briefers don't have much time!!
Rush Limbaugh and his Grandpa were sharin' their wise ol' sounds...
But RAT- Morons used Ol' Barry...burned DeeCee to the ground!!

November Slaughter...RAT-LIARS, Feel Our IRE!!
November Slaughter!! Yeah- yeaaah...

We'll burn down RATS' NancyHouse...RATS LIE in their Quest fer Power!!
FunkyDan was gunnin' his Red 'Vette...schoolin' kids, "Freedom NOW!!"
Marxists dream of Power...Dem Leftists R A damned disgrace!!
RATS scheme fer Power...but they R TOOLS OF HATE!!

November Slaughter...RAT-LIARS, Feel Our IRE!!
November Slaughter!! Yo...Burn it down!!

(Major League FreeeakJam)

We ended up on Abe Lincoln's stairs...it was Glenn Beck, Rush, and MUD!!
But with Obamabot DRONES, RAT-Media's BLIND!! Wake UP!!...MUD-music's HERE!!
We're the righteous Right...damn the punk-assed Left!! Let's make Left's RACISTS fret!!
No matter what RATS git outta this, Lord knows, MUD'll never forget!!

November Slaughter...RAT-LIARS, Feel Our IRE!!
November Slaughter!!

Burn...Burn it down, burn it down!!

Mudboy Slim (4 July 2010)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-08   11:40:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1821. To: A K A Stone, diva betsy ross, AuntB, palo verde, Happy2Bme_onLF, Murron, mel, TLBSHOW, buckeroo, war, Biff Tannen, Dr. Skippy, go65 (#908)

"Patriots HOO're Free!!"
(To be sung to Don Williams' "Good Ol' Boys Like Me")

When I was a kid, both my parents would fill up my head...
With the hist'ry of Dover, Kansas, where both had lived.
Then Granny came in to teach her little man...
"Small guv'ment is best and Ron Reagan is TheMan!!"
Gip talked about honor and Truths we should know...
Country staggered a little when Carter ran the show!!

I can still hear the vile, Lib'ral spin on Network TeeVee...
But that Limbaugh dude, he's fightin' 'gainst Tyranny...Stand fer Liberty!!
I guess we're all gonna be what we're gonna be...
So what'll RATS do with Patriots HOO're Free?!

Left loves Statist Power..it ain't Right..nutjobs spin US!!
But we ain't afraid to tread Washington mud..Right's Just Cause!!
Press sells Left's disasters..Truth's RATS' Tragedy!!
Glenn Beck and El Rushbo EXPOSE TYRANNY!!
Righteous fight against BarryO..fight Left's dread...
Sean Hannity hollerin', "Marx is DEAD!!"

I can still see ol' Dutch Reagan's grin each time we VOTE FREE!!
And that Limbaugh dude, he's fightin' 'gainst Tyranny...Stand fer Liberty!!
I guess we're all gonna be what we're gonna be...
So what'll RATS do with Patriots HOO're Free?!

Obama's a TOOL...Iran's got him whupped 'cuz BO's weak!!
Media watched him praise himself just 'cuz RATS support Freaks!!
The RightWing's smarter than most...trash Network News...
Learned to IGNORE DemRATS sellin' socialist views!!
When MUD was eighteen, Lord, I hit the road...
Folks, yer Freedoms oughtta matter...that much I know!!

You can still see the bought Network T'WITS sellin' LIES BO needs...
But that Limbaugh dude, he's fightin' 'gainst Tyranny...Stand fer Liberty!!
I guess we're all gonna be what we're gonna be...
So what do RATS do with Patriots HOO're Free?!
Folks, all we can do is Vote fer Liberty!!

Mudboy Slim (12 July 2010)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-08   11:48:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1822. To: hondo68, jmyriefuller, EC, mountaineer, Oceander, JimRob, FU.org, TrumpCentral, the MUDcave (#1793)

EC: "When the Lord created Mudboy Slim, he broke the mold.

The Lord's reasons for breaking the mold are open to debate ...."

LOL!!

"GOP Briefing Room"

Yet ANOTHER in a string of ALLEGEDlee "conservative web forums" HOO have deemed MUD unworthy
of membership within their arguabLEE RINO-controlled & RINO- moderated chat Forums...
heh heh heh.

MUDZ a living, breathing Litmust Test 4 TRUE ReaganConservatism...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-09   11:01:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1823. To: A K A Stone, Murron, ferret, diva betsy ross, AuntB, blackie, war, Biff Tannen, buckeroo, palo verde, mel, TLBSHOW, Abu the Molester of Daughters (#909)

"We're the One!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "She's the One")

RATS are knee-jerk RACISTS...
Left steals dreams and paychecks...makes Mudboy Slim ill!!
Media's nasty li'l quips...
Folks, Networks LIE thru their lips...
Because Left loathes when we act free!!
Barry's socialist dreams...
Marxists, that is your way, makes us scream...
"I wish RATS'd just leave US alone!!"
Because Left's dreams won't help us get jobs...
And Left's wishes will just make BigGuv'ment grow!!
With RATS' Health Care failing...
Barry LIES, let's fight the RAT-Messiah...
Folks, we're the one!! We're the one!!

Hey!! Heh heh!!
Yer wonderin' where to start...
FarRight, we've been singing in the dark...
MUD says, "I'm never gonna leave here!!"
But we've got Reagan on our minds...
RATS tell such desperate lies...
Folks, only the IGNORANT believe them!!
Friends, we're Right, let's try just one more time...
Defeat BigGuv'ment slime and we'll WHUP Dem FOOLS!!
Folks, Lib'rals fake you, but now RATS wanna break you...
Left's gonna find out that ain't so easy to do!!
And no matter where you Brief tonight or how far you run...
Folks, we're the one!! Freedom's fun...

Wo-o-oah...
Folks, we shall not miss...
'Cuz Liberty is our Right!!
We're Conservative!!
Those secret pacts RATS make...
Left thinks BigGuv'ment saves you and Right's gettin' pissed!!
Folks, we're the one!! Oh, we're the one!!
Folks, Freedom's fun!! Oh, we're not done!!
Folks, fight Left's scum!! Oh, we're the one!!

(Syntaurs freakjammin' 'til the cows come home...heh heh heh))8^D>!!

Mudboy Slim (18 January 2010)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-09   11:19:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1824. To: All Patriots from Ol' Virginny!! (#912)

"A deep blue field contains the seal of Virginia with the Latin motto...
"Sic Semper Tyrannis" - "Thus Always to Tyrants"
Adopted in 1776.

The two figures are acting out the meaning of the motto. Both are dressed as warriors. The woman, Virtue, represents Virginia.
The man holding a scourge and chain shows that he is a tyrant. His fallen crown is nearby."

Richmond, Virginia...the Capitol of the Righteous Rebellion...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-09   11:29:04 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1825. To: Landru, FunkyDan, yankhater, AdSimp, jla, Sultan88, 88, cherrybomb88 (#997)

The ObamaNation's "Kulture of Korruption!!"

Did U ever really believe it would B anything but?!

Sheeesh...MUD

P.S. RATZ R vile little critterz.

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-09   11:36:12 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1826. To: Mungo, Mongo, Gerry, Jerry, Gary, Hairy, FEYrie, Terri (#998)

"It's ObamaTime!!"
(To be sung to Mungo Jerry's "In the Summertime")

Unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh...
Folks, it's summertime...all Dem Lib'rals R HIGH!!
Marxist Messiah...RAT-minions whine!!
TeeVee Networks LIE...
Fed'ral workers, they git DOUBLE!!
That ain't Right!!
RATS can't think...shouldn't drive...
Rise up an' show why Truth is Right!!

That Pelosi-B!+(#...
Vote her out..make her squeeal!!
Harry Reid's a WHORE...
His corruption's REAL!!
Brief along..B SANE...
TOOLS R DUMB...don't B one, VOTE fer TheRight!!
Autumn sun goes down...Truth shall save US...
VOTE fer Truth in November!!

We're the TeaParty...
We ain't dirty...we ain't mean!!
We love livin' freely, but Left's spending's on SPEED!!
Don't like Leftist SLIME...
Marxist minions, RATS attackin' Liberty!!
Obama's fascist!!
RATS love tyranny...Karl Marx' philosophy!!
Sing along with MUD...dee dee dee dee dee...
Dah dah dah dah dah...love our Liberty!!
Dah dah dah...dee dah dee dah dee dee dahh...
Dah dah dah dah dah...right on, right on...

(reprise)

Unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh...
Friends, November's near, yeah, Election time!!
Stop Obama, make the Right Vote...
Folks, TheTruth is Left is VILE!!
MUD shall sing to win...
We're conspirin'...good patriots shall Devolve Power!!
We ain't Rich, but we're nice...
Tell yer friends, an' we'll all Vote 'gainst Left's Power!!

Mudboy Slim (19 August 2010)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-09   11:42:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1827. To: Abu el Banat, war, Brian S, Iblueafartsky, Skip Intro, war, ferret mike, calcon, Samuel Gray, A K A Stone, palo verde, sneakypete, fred mertz, blackie (#1033)

"The Right Must Drive Dem Lib'rals Out!!"
(To be sung to the Band's "The Night They Drove Ol' Dixie Down")

Mudboy Slim is my name and I freeped with that DeeCee gang...
'Til ModSquad's zealotry reigned and told us our rants caused shame.
Now I'm singin' with Goldi-Lox, sure we're orn'ry but freedom rocks!!
My guns ain't spent...Richmond's so swell...
It's our time 'cuz November's Leftists' hell!!

The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...

RATS seem to fight 'gainst liberty...what have they against the free?!
Dubyuh, Slick's a freak...why won't you join our freep?
Now I know why freedom's good...sheeple shall care that Dem Lib'rals are fools...
We got what we need...our nation's best...
But Fed's big spending ain't passing the righteous test!!

The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...

Like forefather's before ye, we shall make our stand!!
Despite Dem lib'rals who bore me, I sing fer rebel bands!!
Taxes're just obscene...Power's insane...
Damn Dem yankees...land of the Brave.
I swear by God, I shall always freep...
Right must raise a Cain...rise up!! Ain't no time to sleep!!

The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...

The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...

Mudboy Slim (4 October 2006)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-09   11:49:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1828. To: hondo68, Tooconservative, Willie Green, Jhoffa, buckeroo, meguro, WillieJEFF!! (#1793)

Yer a tad bit KINKY, 2TOOcon...in a backhanded sorta way...
SERVatI've.2?!!o NO?!!

YER call...
QUESTioning, R.U?! Hmmm...

Not that MUDZ judging U...MUD

"Your aims are high, and you are capable of much."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

GOTstah B true...RIGHT, y'ALL?!!

Can't we ALL jist git along, doggieSTYLE...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-09   15:40:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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