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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#1628. To: redleghunter (#1626)
Well, the $HillaryBOT RAT-moronz R SQUEELin' like STUCK PEEGS...but all my TRUMPster buddies R HOOtin' and hollerin' in CELEBRATION...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, BTW...my LEAD COUNSEL shall be Mark Levin from Legal Landmark Foundation... ) 8^Dx***!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...all is proceeding per MUDZ Master Plan...told y'all so, U dis-B-leaverz. Regards...GrandMasterMUD (aka "the PrescientOne") "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, and... "Progressivism/Statism/DeeCeeAuthoritarianism/Lib'ralism DIES with the ObamaCare DEBACLE!!" Not bad 4 a Native-American TeaPartier, eh? Let's WIN this, y'all...this is the opportunity ALL Good American Patriots have been waitin' 4...MUD Mudboy Slim posted on 2013-11-19 9:43:28 ET Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Hmmm...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, *Yep...Radical,RightWing,RebelRedneckRockers Really Regale Reggae...8^D Don't worry...about a thing... RightWingers, don't worry...about Ol' Slick... Don't worry...about the House... (Fade to finish...) Stay happy, mon...MUD 47 Posted on 09/07/2000 17:41:26 PDT by Mudboy Slim (MudMarley.com) BEE-YOU-TEE-FULL day, y'all...enjoy it while you can...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, McAuliffe is a two-bit minion grovellin' fer RAT's Whores!! T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed good folks off a lot... (CHORUS) McAuliffe is a lowly minion...Sheeple just don't care. Then one day that Winnick shyster bought the DNC Head... (CHORUS) Mudboy Slim Let's Roll...MUD 1 posted on Wednesday, July 31, 2002 2:03:03 AM by Mudboy Slim Heh heh heh...over SIXTEEN years ago, and still apropos...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
McAuliffe came down to Richmond, Ol' Mud said, "My name's Mudboy and I don't trust yer spin... (Chorus) Terry PUNK opened up his case and said, "I'll start this show!" (McAuliffe fiddle solo...Leftist Med'yuh keyboards in...) When Slick, Jr. finished, Mudboy said, "Spies in Slick's White House, Leftist Scum... (Mudboy solo) McAuliffe bowed his head becuz he knew that he'd been beat, Mud sang, "Spies in Slick's White House, Vile TREASON!! An oldie but a goodie...MUD 1 Posted on 08/08/1999 23:30:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim BTW...almost time 2 hurry home and listen 2 El Rushbo from 1200-1500 EAT...WRVA 1140!! Later, GATORZ...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Gracias, Senor Stone...excellent video. Utmost regards...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I watched that motion picture, hondope. It was very entertaining. Is Rowdy Roddy still alive?
No, he passed away about a year ago. RIP Published on Jul 31, 2015 In this special piece by Darrin McBreen we see clips from the movie They Live and pay tribute to a great patriot now passed 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper. Thank you for everything you did and how you used your influence to try and better the world. Rest in peace. Hmmm...4 WOT its Werth, TRUMP shall B Reagan Reborn... "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Is Rowdy Roddy still alive?" "No, he passed away about a year ago. RIP" America's losing a lotta good patriots these last few years...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, ZACKLEY what I usedta tell my Ex-wife, but I wuz tragicalLEE WRONG, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, #4208. To: Meguro (#4203) LOL...NO, girleyman lib'ral RAT-pussyBOY... Remember, shit4brainz, U R the TeaBagger... MUD is a TeaPartier!! Now go brush that anonymous male's ejaculation outta yer teeth, PenisBreath!! Sheeeesh... Regards...NOT, YOU asswipe ObamaBOT!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA...Typical RAT LowInformationVoterAlert!! Now, go WIPE off yer chin, RATscum!! ROFLMAO (@ meggie the sorta man/sorta wife/sorta useless scumsuckin' asshole) Ornery...MUD Mudboy Slim posted on 2013-10-04 10:12:10 ET Glory HOLE DAZE, indeed...MUD )*^D$*** "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, > What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? > Juan on Juan > > What is a Yankee? > The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. > > What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? > The position of the dirt bag > > Why is divorce so expensive? > Because it's worth it. > > What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? > Doughnuts? > > Why is air a lot like sex? > Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any > > What do you call a smart blonde? > A golden retriever. > > What do attorneys use for birth control? > Their personalities. > > What's the fastest way to a man's heart? > Through his chest with a sharp knife. > > Why do men want to marry virgins? > They can't stand criticism. > > Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? > Because those men already have boyfriends. > > What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? > After a year, the dog is still excited to see you > > What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? > The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. > > Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? > Because they have cotton balls. > > What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? > A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. > > What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? > "Are you sure it's mine?" > > Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? > Mace will do that to you. > > Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ? > Everyone has the same DNA. > > Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? > Breasts don't have eyes. > > Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? > Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. > > Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? > They named him "Sum Ting Wong" > > What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? > A speech impediment. > > What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? > They're hiring. > > What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? > A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe". > > How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? > Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! > > What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? > A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..." > > Why is there no Disneyland in China ? > No one's tall enough to go on the good rides. Yer welCOME...MUD 1,721 posted on 4/21/2005 3:02:18 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, True DAT...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, No, Right's not angels... Yeah, RATS find MUD hard to swallow... No I'm no angel... So you don't give a darn about me No, MUDZ no angel... Mudboy Slim (8 August 2013) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Well, I BELIEVE I'm ecstatic that the ObamaNation is all but DEAD... 420,000 FREE joints being handed out in DeeCee on Friday... C.U. in DEE Cee, y'all...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Three CHEERZ 4 a TRUE American HERO/Officer and a Gentleman...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Sixteen FITTY...MUD )8^DX***!!
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, And U heard it here FIRST...MUD )8^D***( "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, 420,000 FREE joints being handed out in DeeCee on Friday... The HYPOCRISY of the Federal Government throwing otherwise law-abiding folks in jail for imbibing and/or selling the whacky tobackky despite our last three Presidents being acknowledged pot-smokers AND COKEheads is more than Americans ought to be willing to bear. Decriminalizing the sale, purchase, and use of THC-based products at the Federal level is the sort of EASY legislation Trump and the Pubbies can enact to demonstrate the absurdity of the Marxist RAT- media's LIES and distortions to the next generation of voters. Folks are sick and tired of the over-reaching and all-powerful Federal Leviathan "saving US from Ourselves" with these sorta nonsensical laws and proscriptions. Leave the making of these sort of laws up to the States and Localities, and simplify testing for those employed in jobs wherein their sobriety is necessary to maintain public safety (i.e. airline pilots, bus drivers, etc.), but get out of micromanaging WeThePeople's LIVES, imho...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hildabeast, yer soul's empty... Girl, my band you can trust... Folks, it's OUR country and socialism ain't US!! Oh won’t you stay just a little bit longer? Girl, yer vile hubby don’t mind... Mudboy Slim (5 June 2008) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Just over two centuries ago, our forefathers risked Life, Liberty, and their personal fortunes to stand up against an over-bearing and tyrannical government. Because of their courage and determination, the original Thirteen Colonies became what we now know as the United States of America. Therefore, our honored forebears were all-too-aware of the propensity for central governing bureaucracies to grow out of control. The writers of our Constitution, in an attempt to protect the citizenry from this eventuality, chose to enumerate our individual liberties in the Bill of Rights. The First Amendment includes "the right to free speech," which not only protected the individual's right to speak out against the government, but also enabled the Fourth Branch of Government-- the Free Press, if you will--to flourish. For over two hundred years, this watchdog Media has turned over many rocks, exposing the dark under-belly of American politics...UNTIL NOW!! Less than one year removed from occupying the Oval Office at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, is a small petty man, heading a vast criminal conspiracy. Bill Clinton most certainly committed multiple felonies and obstructed justice in the Monica Lewinsky matter. A morally-weak, spineless Senate was not up to the task of removing him from office, making a mockery of our Legal System as the #1 Law Enforcement Officer in the land is master-minding a relentless attack on The Rule of Law; however, it is clear that Clinton is "Guilty" (beyond all reasonable doubts) of multiple felonies and SHALL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!! Since escaping Justice in the Impeachment Trial, Mr. Clinton has been credibly accused of Violent RAPE by one nice woman, Ms. Juanita Broaddrick. Either this is a major slander against the good name of an innocent man...or else Bill Clinton raped and violently bit the lip of this young woman. If it wasn't true, don't you think the Rapist-in-Chief would have come out a bit more strongly in his own defense?! Now, we come to find out the President of the United States is most likely guilty of TREASON, for accepting illegal foreign campaign donations from the Communist Chinese in exchange for basically offering a free run of our Nuclear Weapons Labs and authorizing high technology transfers through key Democratic National Committee contributors, Hughes and Loral. Corruption never ran as deep and as wide as is the case with Slick Willie's Administration!! Yes, when it comes to brazenly flouting the laws and mores of this Country, this Clinton Cadre of Corrupt Communist Co-Conspirators is charting a new course. Yet, the blatantly Left-Wing Media can't find the time or the manpower to investigate/report the Truth about Slick Willie's Felonious Behavior, the "dark side" of the man who could violently rape a supportor and suggest as he left, "Better put some ice on that, baby!" No, our "Free Press" cannot even find it in themselves to report on the TREASON committed by Bill Clinton, in which each and every man, woman, and child in America is now significantly more at risk than 8 years ago, simply because Bill Clinton needed some illegal contributions to retain his tenuous hold on the reins of Power. We've seen how ridiculous the Yugoslavian State-controlled Media Propoganda Machine looked in the recent conflagration in Kosovo...who amongst the Media Poltroons can explain to me the difference between Osama bil Clinton's Media and Slobo's or bin Laden's?!! Fortunately, the Network drones are becoming irrelevant! If you want to help in reclaiming our Country from the Evil that occupies the Oval Office, here's the gameplan... RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. Quite Sincerely, MUD 499 posted on 12/29/2001 3:11:33 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I ain't nuthin' but a simple man... Well, you know what's wrong with the world today, Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse, Folks, you know what's wrong with the world today, Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend... Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Posted on Monday, December 03, 2001 4:46:05 AM by Mudboy Slim "Here Was A Man" "Here was a man...a man who was born in a small village, the son of a peasant woman. He grew up in another small village. Until He reached the age of thirty, He worked as a carpenter; then, for three years, He was a travelling minister. But He never travelled more than two hundred miles from where He was born, and where He did go, He usually walked. He never held political office, He never wrote a book, He never bought a home, He never had a family, He never went to college, and He never set foot inside a big city, yet...here was a man. Here was a man...though He never did one of those things that you usually associate with greatness, He had no credentials but Himself. He had nothing to do with this World, except through the Divine Purpose that brought Him to this World. While He was still a young man, the Tide of Popular Opinion turned against Him. Most of His FRiends ran away...one of them denied Him, one of them betrayed Him and turned Him over to his Enemies. Then, He went through the mockery of a Trial and was nailed to a Roman Cross between two thieves. And even while He was dying, His executioners gambled for the only piece of property He had in this World, and that was His robe, His Purple Robe. When He was dead, He was taken down from the cross and laid in a borrowed grave, provided by a compassionate FRiend. More than Nineteen Centuries have come and gone, and today He's the Centerpiece of the Human Race, Our Leader, and the Column to Human Destiny. And I think I'm well within the mark when I say that All of the Armies that Ever Marched, All of the Navies that Ever Sailed, All of the Legislative Bodies that Ever Sat, and All of the Kings that Ever Reigned...All of Them Put Together have not affected the Life of Man on this Earth so Powerfully as that One Solitary Life... Here was a man." Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, Ramadan or not...Happy Holidays to Each and Every One of You Wonderful FReepers...You have become MY extended family!! Cheerfully Humble Regards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, MUD's gonna write a little ditty... You know the TeaPartiers're risin'... I got a rockin' new MudCave... Folks, it's our freedom, we like it... Rise early ev'ry mornin'... You know RATS whinin' 'causes low sperm... Mudboy Slim (23 July 2010) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Incredible lyrics, Mudboy Slim!
The King of Lyin' smugly bows... Has the Right lost its mind?! Hey...Dems gotta wonder... This Country is worth the fight... Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG... At last, Reagan'll be smilin'... Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back... Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now... Mudboy Slim 1 Posted on 09/01/2000 08:44:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Anti- Clinton!!) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, DAMN straight...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Up yer ARSE, PENIS-breath...MUD BTW..."I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, NOW is the time... We can't go on... [Chorus] Sing from yer heart!!! [Chorus] Folks, Left flouts its Power!! [Chorus] Mudboy Slim (26 March 2010) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Here you have it…what you’ve been thinking... Really important! Hope you all do it! This will take less than thirty seconds to read. If you agree, please pass it on. An idea whose time has come... For too long we have been too complacent about the workings of Congress. Many citizens had no idea that members of Congress could retire with the same pay after only one term, that they didn't pay into Social Security, that they specifically exempted themselves from many of the laws they have passed (such as being exempt from any fear of prosecution for sexual harassment) while ordinary citizens must live under those laws. The latest is to exempt themselves from the Healthcare Reform that is being considered...in all of its forms. Somehow, that doesn't seem logical. We do not have an elite that is above the law. I truly don't care if they are Democrat, Republican, Independent or whatever. The self-serving must stop. This is a good way to do that. It is an idea whose time has come. Have each person contact a minimum of Twenty people on their Address list, in turn ask each of those to do likewise. In three days, most people in The United States of America will have the message. This is one proposal that really should be passed around. Proposed 28th Amendment to the United States Constitution... "Congress shall make no law that applies to the citizens of the United States that does not apply equally to the Senators and/or Representatives; and, Congress shall make no law that applies to the Senators and/or Representatives that does not apply equally to the citizens of the United States." You are one of my 20...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Gotta LOVE it...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Sho nuff is...MUD BTW...Happy Trump Inauguration Day...WooHOO!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "The Wait..." I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten... Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!! Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!! Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!! Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!! Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!! Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts... Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!! Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!! Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!! Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001) BTW...My youngest brother's wife's being induced today at 6:00 am... Boris...YOU da Man!! Becky...YOU da WO-Man!! FReegards...MUD 1 posted on Friday, October 26, 2001 6:22:36 AM "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1629. To: redleghunter, holdonnow, M. Thatcher, TheRealRUSH, Hannity, Mark Levin, Mayor Levar Stoney (#1626)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1630. To: hondo68, goldi-lox, Clinton's A Liar, Cal, holdonnow, Angelwood, Howlin, kristinn, Jim Robinson, doug friom upland, BufordP, jla, TLBSHOW, Jhoffa_, nolu_chan, A K A Stone, byeltsin, f. christian, BorisY, Jethro Tull, turtle, Biff the ButtRangin' Plowboyz (#1532)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1631. To: poet, Sultan88, Ward Smythe, Landru, FBD, cherrybomb88, snow bunny, Fall Guy, Inspector Harry Callahan, ferret mike (#1630)
Are of imagination all compact..."
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "A Midsummer Night's Dream"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1632. To: All (#1631)
(To be sung to Bob Marley's "Three Little Birds"*)
'Cuz every little things gonna be alright...
Don't worry...about Ol' Slick...
I'm tellin' ya, "All we gotta do is FIGHT!!"
Rise up 'gainst Tyranny...
Smile as we FReep Clinton...
Three little words..."RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT."
Singin', "DETHRONE." MUD's Ballads are quite sincere...
FReepers, this is my message to you-ou-ooouu!!
'Cuz this next election's gonna go all Right!!
Limbaugh, don't worry...(don't worry)...about yer swing...
All them Lib'ral Twits gonna feel our Might!!
Stayed up 'til mornin'...welcomed the risin' sun...
Three little words..."RE-IMPEACH! CONVICT!" Croonin' "DETHRONE!"...
MUD's Ballads are Pure and True...
Singin' "Justice's my message to you-ou-ooouu!!"
'Cuz they will RE-IMPEACH on a cool Fall night...(I Promise...)
Singin' "Don't worry 'bout the Senate...
'Cuz Senator Cruz's gonna hold a Trial...(we'll CONVICT!!)
Don't worry...about the Press...
'Cuz all their Lib'ral Lies gonna be ignored...(can't touch our 'Net!!)
Don't worry...about the Left...
'Cuz all them Lib'ral COWARDS gonna fold, not fight!!
TRUMPsterz, don't worry...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1633. To: AG Mark Herring (#1632)
(To be sung to Hank Williams, Jr.'s version of his daddy's song, "KAW- LIGA!!")
He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know...
Voters demand answers...you gotta go!!
That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Too corrupt to ever do what's Right...
Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!
IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Slick's face is red...
McAuliffe, yer Party's good as dead!!
His fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitors but the Voters ain't aware!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!! In yer trial evidence'll grow...
Right'll make sure, then, the Sheeple know.
And bribed Terri-Mac, so friggin' FEY, RAT-pimp is Commie RED!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Punk stole from Winnick's Global Crossing...
Press wishes Mac was still SlickWillie's dream...
IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Left's face is red...
MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1634. To: Mudboy Slim (#1633)
#1635. To: meguro, holdonnow, Howlin, Goldi-lox, dirtboy, BufordP, Angelwood, Doctor Raoul, ironman, MaggieTee, M. Thatcher, The Real Rush, George W. Bush, Landru, jla, Cyber-Band, Marysecretary, Ragtime Cowgirl, PhiKapMom, Pippin, FreeTheHostages, GunsareOK (#1630)
JakeyBoy asked if I could "play that fiddlin' song again, daddy" so here goes...
(To be sung to the Charlie Daniels Band's "The Devil Went Down to Georgia")
He was lookin' for some votes to steal,
He was in a bind 'cuz RATS're always lyin',
And he was willin' to make a deal!
Then he came accross this young man,
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot...
Left's KlintonKlone jumped up on an ol' Dogwood stump,
And growled, "Boy, let me tell you what...
Perhaps you didn't know it, but I'm a politician, too,
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play pretty good fiddle, boy, but give this Lib'ral his due...
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, cuz I think I'm better 'n you!"
But I'll take your bet and yer gonna regret,
'Cuz I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
Mudboy, you rosin up your bow and play yer fiddle hard,
'Cuz Hell's broke loose in Richmond and Big Guv'ment'sw 4 RAT-tardz!!
And if you win you'll get that shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose, Dem Lib'rals get yer soul.
" Slick's Bile spewed from his lyin' lips as he rosined up his bow...
" And he pulled the bow accross the strings and it made an Evil hiss!
" The Lib'ral Medyuh joined in and it sounded somethin' like this...
"Well, yer pretty good, Vile One,
But sit down in that chair right there,
And I'll show you how it's done!!
Slick's sold us out to the China-men!
Sickenin' true Americans, bangin' Dem Whores,
Lib'ral Bastards gonna Hear MUD ROOAARRR!!"
And he laid that gilded crown on the ground at Mudboy's feet.
Mudboy said, "Lib'ral, you come on back if you ever want to try again,
I done told you once, you sonofabitch, I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
Willie sold his soul to the Evil One!
RATS goin' to prison, takin' Slick's Whore,
Medyuh's whinin', "Who couldda known...?!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1636. To: A K A Stone (#1634)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1637. To: Mudboy Slim, They Live, BushBots (#1630)
#1638. To: hondo68 (#1637)
#1639. To: Fred Mertz, all out of bubble gum (#1638)
Is Rowdy Roddy still alive?
#1640. To: hondo68 (#1637)
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And I no more believe Topper was really blind than I believe he had eyes in his boots.
My opinion is, that it was a done thing between him and Scrooge's nephew;
and that the Ghost of Christmas Present knew it. The way he went after that plump sister
in the lace tucker, was an outrage on the credulity of human nature."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Or else MY NAME ain't...Hondo68
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1641. To: hondo68 (#1639)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1642. To: Fred Mertz, A K A Stone, redleghunter (#1638)
Great video, Ethyl...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1643. To: goldilucky, Renee MESSier, LOUis MESSier, RONnee MESSier, PAPAjohn, MAMAsue, Wilma FlintSTONE'd (#1571)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
She's STILL a STOOOPID, brainDEAD, FemiNAZI Hildabeeast supporter/RAT-MOE- ron ...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1644. To: A K A Stone, meguro, Goldi-LOX, TLBSHOW, Jhoffa_, Biff Tannen, Willie Green, war (#1634)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1645. To: acad1228, Landru, tomkow6, MeekOneGOP, jla, FBD, BOBTHENAILER (#1644)
(From that day hence, they were known as the FReeper Underground...MUD)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1646. To: All (#1645)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1647. To: Fred Mertz, war, A K A Stone, nolu_chan, Jhoffa_, buckeroo, AuntB, byeltsin, Goldi-lox, meguro (#1646)
(2 B sung 2 the Allman Brothers' "MUDZ No Angel")
Folks, we're not strangers 2 the streets...
Left's got US labeled...
DemRATS shall crumble at R feet!!
Yes, MUD knows, Barry...
Dude, I've got scars upon my dreams!!
Yes, I'm half crazy...
Come on and TRUST ME, Barry...
Still, Left's SLEAZY while MUD's BOLD!!
Folks, Barack wears chaps that tingle...
BO will NEVER LEAD U, folks...
Obama licks/sniffs male hymens!!
RATS STEALIN' all R gold!!
LeftWing's DANG'ROUS!!
Still, MUD's no stranger to the HOOd...
Let me rock this Nation...
HELP MUD start a fire burnin' GOOD!!
Oh come on, Barry...
Come and play...MUD'll show U up N HOOps!!
Lib'rals drive me KRAY-zeee...
Come on and fight me, FEYrie!!
I never treat you bad
I won't ever lift a hand to hurt you
I'll always leave you glad
So I might steal your diamonds
I'll bring you back some gold
Right's 4 angels...
Still, I'm no stranger to the dark...
Let MUD rock this Nation...
Let me start a fire N yer heart!!
Oh come on, Patriots...
Come and let MUD show U my good news!!
HELP ME drive RATS crazy...
Come on and love me, Barry!!
Oh come on, Barry...
RATZ R LAZY!!
Barack's dainty...
Oh come on, Reggie...
Yeah, come on, Dukie...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1648. To: A K A Stone, goldilucky, Angelwood, BufordP, kristinn, Sauropod, hondo68, taxman, buckeroo, TLBSHOW, Landru, DOG, JakeyBoy, JessieLEE, Eener the EX- (#1646)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Aside from Slick Willie and Jimmy Carter, THE WORST POTUS in MUDZ lifetime, BAR NONE!!
Gonna B a C.Hill'd crowd @ TRUMPZ coronation...LOL!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1649. To: Hank, Torie, yankhater, Sultan88, holdonnow, M. Thatcher, PlowBOYZ LOST..LOL!! (#1644)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1650. To: All (#1649)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1651. To: All (#1610)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1652. To: Mudboy Slim, 420 Jeb!, GOPotheads (#1648)
#1653. To: hondo68 (#1652)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1654. To: randge, Lod, Jethro Tull, goldilucky, Jhoffa_, sweetwater jack, dirty, Moose, Landru, stand watie, BufordP, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, Clinton's a liar, kristinn (#1616)
(To be sung to Jackson Browne's "Stay!!")
While yer hubby craves the stage...
RATS can fuss, but it's yer crown!!
Barry's late to come and he should leave...
Work it, you got justified rage!!
The DemocRATS, they're letting you down...
Yer fight's with people who ain't Right!!
You waited fer yer time...
Then, when you got up, RAT voters screamed "BarryOhhh!!"
Obama's weak...
That young punk ain't been 'round...
The Media Whore'd seems unaware...
Girl, you've known Power he'll never know!!
So, drink that whiskey shot and make yer stand...
Dress Tim Russert down and tell'em you got cramps!!
'Cause when it comes to saving you,
You know Rush Limbaugh's yer champ!!
But when that last stump speech's been packed away...
You know the Right still wants to play.
So just make sure you got it all set to go...
Before you come for MUD's piano.
(Raucous cheers)
To Denver We Shall Go!!
We're gonna freep fer Right and throw some mud on Barack Ohhh!!
And his wife, I don't know...
HorseFace Mark Warner's just a RAT HO!!
And these songs all show Left's shame...
RATS believe Left's lies on street corner shrooms...
And wander 'round Lame-brained!!
Folks, the Right shall come and we'll lead great crowds...
'Cuz we know Reagan thought the same!!
(Crowd goes wild)
Liberty, it's our credo...effete RATS and RINOs embarrass US!!
We'll whup Marxist Greens & make a scene!!
You've got suckers all 'round DeeCee...
You've got Rev'rend Wright on the video!!
You've got time to think, Big Guv'ment you love...
But yer Power'll blow away!!
Girl, it's only Right, RATS' time is short...
'Cuz the Right says, "Freedom shall reign!!"
Sheeple, we've got the power over what we do!!
You can sit there and whine...
Or you can pull US through!!
Come along, sing MUD's songs...
You know ol' Slim ain't wrong!!
'Cuz when RATS' Media Scum tears Dubyuh down...
You just remember, they're all clowns!!
But Rush'll be scheduled to appear...
To millions of pairs of eager ears!!
Hill'ry stay...just a little bit longer!!
We want to play -- just a little bit longer!!
Now all Dem voters don't mind...
And the Union don't mind...
If you take yer merry time...
Girl, just pay DemRATS no mind and sing...
One more song!!
Oh, won’t you stay just a little bit longer?
Please, please, please say you will...
Say you will!!
Ohh, won't you stay just a little bit longer? Hey-ey-ey...
And the Networks won’t mind...
If you take yer precious time...
Hil, let's leave it all behind and sing...
One more song!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1655. To: Cyber-Band, betty boop (#1654)
DE-PENSION. DISBAR.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
(COURT-MARTIAL FOR TREASON AND APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT OPTIONAL)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1656. To: All (#1655)
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Simple Man")
Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am...
But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core!
I gotta work like a dog...I'm enslaved to DeeCee...
Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese,
And I'm madder'n Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more!
Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!"
But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Let's have another toke!"
Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down.
Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope,
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope,
Hang Left by Slick's Lies and MAKE 'EM PAY 'til Ol' Slick steps down!
People done gone thrown their values away,
They're livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof...
"A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth."
Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him,
Can't you Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, MAN!!
But if I ketch somebody breakin' in my house,
I got my 12-gauge shotgun waitin' on the other side!
So don't go a pushin' me against my will,
I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will,
So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by!
Becuz as far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse,
For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse,
But I gotta way to put an end to all that madness...
You just put them Lib'rals back on a boat,
Send 'em all First-class and make sure they don't VOTE,
Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever it suits 'em best!
People done gone put their Bibles away...
They livin' by the "Law of Bill Clinton" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof,
"A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth!"
Bill better watch what he's sayin', we're closin' in on him...
Right's Hell-bent on Justice...Slick's a Traitor, man!!
Mudboy's bent on Justice, yer Term's Hist'ry, man!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1657. To: holdonnow, JessieLee, JakeyBoy, M.Thatcher, TheRealRush (#1656)
(High Time to INDICT DNC Chairman Terry McAullife!!)
(To be spoken--Johnny Cash-like--over a lonely keyboard version of "Joy to the World")
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1658. To: Ludwig, John, Paul, Ringo, George (#1616)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Roll Over, Beethoven")
Gonna mail it to my friend, Hannity!!
We're a'rockin' Lib'ral ninnies...
I want Rush Limbaugh to SING!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Gonna git the BigMan to play!!
While RAT-JournOlists make up news!!
Barack's Treason's Muslim...
Marxist goal's..."Keep killin' the Jews!!"
Ben Dover, Obama!!
The RAT-Messiah's a TOOL!!
I need to sing MUD's Obama Tunes!!
I think Barack's parents were Whiteys...
Wantin' Power 'cuz they were Marxist DUPES!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Right's whuppin' Left's FOOLish TOOLS!!
Don't need BigGuv'ment...DeeCee's a shark pit!!
BO's a boner...hear Truth on Rush!!
RATS call US "Birthers"...DeeCee loves Marxists!!
BO, Ben Dover...
Ben Dover, Obama...
We're whuppin' Left's FOOLish TOOLS!! Ohh!!
MUD's a singin' you the warnin'...
Don't you tread on Right's Founding Truths!!
Hey diddle diddle...
MUD'll play his fiddle...
Folks must REJECT Left's views!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
And tell Michelle she's a shrew!!
RATS like to beg fer schlop!!
Left's got some KRAAAY-ZEE partners...
Dubyuh really won Iraq!!
Long as patriots fight...
Right's music shall never stop!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
And dig MUD's mystical tunes!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1659. To: Mudboy Slim (#1654)
#1660. To: Cyber-Band, stand watie, keep U.S. Sovereign, EdZep, sauropod, LoneGreenEyeshade, coteblanche (#1657)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")
"Respect EX-Prez," we're told...
"Protests shall cease...he's outta Power...
Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"
DETHRONE THE WHORE!!
Lib'rals kill with great delight...
The Right must fight this War...
Folks, throw down the gauntlet now...
Rest not 'til Slick's ENTOMBED!!
Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight...
Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...
How far protectin' Slick they'll go!
I'm waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans...
To stand up and Re-Impeach Left's 'HO!!
The Wisdom of the Forefathers told...
"Preserve Equal Justice!!"
Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care...
'Tween naif or President...No nooooo!!
Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!!
Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black...
The Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh...
Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight...
Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!!
This World is filled with Good and Bad...
How will our children know?!
Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...
Bold FReepers taught me so...
Fine time fer an uprise...
RE-IMPEACH THE CHI-COM 'HO!!
The Pain of War cannot exceed...
Waco's burnt stench of Death!!
Our drums shall shake Congressional halls...
Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!!
Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on...
VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!!
No need for Fear...we'll set things Right...
Our Might'll transform the World!!
Dance with the FReepin' Right...
Sing 'til the mornin' lights!!
History looms...be Strong and Bold...
We'll bring True Justice back!!
Bring it back...
At Guv'ment small and nice.
We have caged The Butcher of Christians...
Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!!
Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...
INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!!
Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it.....
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1661. To: goldilucky (#1659)
Gracias, mi HERmana...MUD )8^D>
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1662. To: war, Badeye, BOTeye, EYEwitness, SunTzu (#741)
-- Mark Twain
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1663. To: mininggold, A K A Stone, Badeye, mel, Murron, Dakmar, diva besty ross, palo verde, TLBSHOW (#758)
Nawww...you really can't tell by the way he acts...I'm not even sure if he asked his wife to adopt his Judaism. And I've never seen him in a yamulke (although I've worn one a coupla times when my buddies had Bar Mitzvahs...great parties with great (and often interesting) food...LOL!! I did meet Eric's parents one time, though...very unassuming, yet very proud of their son.
(To be sung to Michael Jackson's "We are the World")
When Right heeds our Founders' Call...
When Patriots must come together as ONE!!
LeftWing people LYING!!
NOW it's time to take a stand and FIGHT!!
Elitists MUST now fall!!
Pretending RATS are SANE!!
That BARRY/DIMWIT will soon make a change...
We are all a part of...
God's great big family!!
And MUD's "TRUTH!!"...I know WISDOM'S all we need!!
We are the world...
RATS kill their children!!
We are the ones who make a brighter day...
Folks, DEFEAT Lib'rals!!!
There's a choice we're making...
We're CHOOSING to LIVE RIGHT!!
Seek "TRUTH!!" We'll make a better day...
Just you and MUD!!
So RATS know they OUGHTTA be SCAIR'T!!
And Left's CRIME has been vile Tyranny!!
As MUD has shown YOU by whuppin' up his threads...
Patriots all must lend a helping hand!!
We are the world...
RATS KILL their children!!
We are the ones who make a brighter day...
Let's DEFEAT Lib'rals!!
Righteous choice MUD's making...
RAT -TRAITORS spread RAT-LIES!!
Seek TRUTH!! We'll make a better day...
Just you and MUD!!
There seems no HOPE at all...
But if Right just BELIEVES...
There's no way we can FAIL!!
Well, well, well, well, let us realize...
That true change will only come...
When we stand together as one!!
We are the world...
RATS KILL their children!!
We are the ones who make a brighter day...
Let's DEFEAT Lib'rals!!
Righteous choice MUD's making...
RAT -TRAITORS spread RAT-LIES!!
Seek TRUTH!! We'll make a better day...
Just you and MUD!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1664. To: Murron, mel, Badeye, A K A Stone, palo verde, backhoe, Coral Snake, BorisY, Diva Betsy Ross (#785)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1665. To: hondo68 (#1532)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1666. To: goldilucky, A K A Stone, hondo68, redleghunter, holdonnow, M.Thatcher, Cal, Clinton's a Liar, Angelwood, kristinn, Jim Robinson, quidam (#1659)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1667. To: Fred Mertz, Boris, Becky (#1427)
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FReegards fer everyone!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!
The Prescient One says it's gonna be a Bouncin'BabyBOY!!
By Mudboy Slim (Justice@int.Negotiable!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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