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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#1495. To: Apple of MUDZ good eye... (#1494)
Her girl, you need to brush those pearly whites more often cuz YOU GOT THE ZACKLeeez purty BAD>>wherein yer breath smellz ZACKlee like yer bunghole, dude...so it's not REALLY a compliment, depending mostly upon yer TONE. Apple...mints; tequila, whatever, you get greazed up and MUD'll meet ya MORE than halfway across...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, LINK Black XXX: "My FRiends!!" Posted on Saturday, September 18, 2004 11:35:05 PM by Mudboy Slim "My FRiends!!" My FRiends, I'm quite impressed... Hanoi John's got it rough... I love all of you... My FRiends are FReedom-blessed... I love all of you... Imagine...dream...export Liberty!! I love all of you... Mudboy Slim ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Three years ago today, I posted the first Black thread, exactly one week after the Twin Towers and the Pentagon were ruthlessly attacked on 9/11/01!! Since that time, we have chronicled America's War on Terrorism, witnessing our winning two wars and liberating tens of millions of Afghans and Iraqis from despotic rule. Still, the War is far from over...the next step is defeating Hanoi John Kerry and the gutless girleymen who now dominate the DemonRAT Party!! While 100% supportive of George W. Bush's performance as Commander-in-Chief, I've been far less enthralled by Dubyuh's outta control domestic spending binge, leading me to look into supporting either the Constitution or Libertarian candidate fer POTUS. While it's still a 3-person race fer my vote, I will say that the DemonRATS' horrific mud-slingin' and LIES has begun to tilt the playing field in the direction of supporting Dubyuh...all I want to see now is a little more acknowledgement that his Administration's first-term spending binge was a mistake and he'll get it under control in the second term!! That's certainly not too much to ask, is it?! FReegards...MUD BTW..."Black I" 1 posted on Saturday, September 18, 2004 11:35:05 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Quoting FA Hayek and Procol Harem? Oh dear, what next! Judge Andrew Napalatano just spent an hour at Trump Tower discussing the qualities of a good SCOTUS justice..... libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=49066
You know I pay way too much in tax... God damn Big Guv'ment!! DemRATS are dealers...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!! God damn...Big Guv'ment!! Well, now if I were the president of this land... God damn Big Guv'ment!! FReegards...MUD (06/29/2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Dude, you have bad breath, most likely a HALIOTOSIS issue cuz I can smell yer breath from HERE, bitch!! Brush yer teeth...or eat something that doesn't smell like yer asshole, wench.
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Fitteen hunnerd...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "A: The Titanic had a band." CHOW, StoneyBoy...this place usedta have class, now YOU let anyone POST, U sellout. (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Just joshin', STONERiest of the StoneyBouyz, THIS TIME, bring me the FRESH Skoal Wintergreen Longcut, U STOOOPID, long-haired hippy HOO never seen a bath with running water until MUD took you under his wing, you faggot. How DID U dew that, mi compadre, PUNK!!?? "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "YER BREFfessess (aka "Breath")(stutter, gulp, piss, shit, and belch...FART!! Longer FART!! ...2 which MUD calmlee replied, rather drolly, as-a-matter-of-fact... "DOG!! GIT AWAY from my gawldurned BUNGHOLE!! U MORON!! MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, And HOO the FUCK AX'd U, dude?! Regardz...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, 2 all U el'FLAMERZ out there... HOWL-luh-LOUlou TWO2too ...YUH!! -- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar" (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Fussed and cussed that Reno whore... Young Elian's daydreamin'... Papa played Ol' Fidel's game... Young Elian's daydreamin'... (Soothin' guitar/piano reprise) Greggie Craig, consigliere... Else young Elian'll be leavin'... Doo doo doo dooo doooo... MargaritaVille FReegards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, MUD: "And remember, religions don't fight...people fight and use "religion" as their excuse... Muslims...my FRiends... Allah...is innocent...yeah... (Haunting keyboard solo by MUD) So...daughters, gently sleep... 'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls... FReegards...MUD BTW...MUD has often been described as having many desirable Jedi traits...LOL!! 3 Posted on 09/18/2001 08:44:26 PDT by Mudboy Slim Heh heh heh...MUD ("Left's NO MATCH fer a Righteous Man with a Righteous Plan, bitchezzz!!" ) Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-04 11:15:39 ET "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, His Mama told Bill...when he was young... Stop spendin' time...with that Hill'ry lass! Slick, life is simple...have a plan... Forsake your lust...for the ChinaMan's gold... Slick, be a symbol...make your stand! (Guitar Jammin'...) You know the story...Slick loved himself! Now Slick's a symbol...I can't stand... Willie, you're a simple, Traitorous Man... Mudboy Slim Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-04 14:22:08 ET "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Oh YEAH?! Well...FU*K U2, then ROTATE COUNTER-clockWIZE!! THRICE...MUD )8^D!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, And 4 the LOVE of Pete...BRUSH YER FRickin' TEETH, bitch...U gotz the ZACKleeEEZ!!
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, MUD, youse gotz T'REE types of WOMYN...U gotz yer CHIX...and all CHIX are STOOOPID!! Then, MUD, youse gotz yer DAMEZ...and Dem-OKrat DAMEZ are even STOOOPIDer!! And then, Mr. Slim, youse gotz yer BOIDZ...and dems duh ones ya want 2 BOINK!! ANY HOT boidz out there?! MUDZ gittin' HORNY/ornery...MUD )8^D!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Now THATZ wot MUD callz FLIRTIN'...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, 1-800-Tater
Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of The Right!! We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago... Right's winning...the Truth shall come to light!! Slick, watch my dreams come true!! Bill, your crimes condemn you...Slick, we will soon judge... (Reprise) Ignore the Left's protests...They love Slick 'cuz RATS love Liars! Come join our Righteous Fight!! FReegards...MUD Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-07 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Black XXXII" Amendment IX. Amendment X. Amendment XI. Out on the road, I've been thinking all day about starting a thread talkin' 'bout Amendments IX and X, but when I pulled up XI and figgered that was relevant as well. IMHO, the whole Roe v. Wade debate is a smokescreen fer the RATZ/RINOZ...heck, most folks I know--Right or Left--don't like slicin' and dicin' third-trimester unborns, but the Left is using Abortion to keep Originalists off the Supreme Court!! Just look at the 9th and 10th Amendments...no way a fair-minded judge can make the argument that we are honoring these last two bulwarks from the Bill of Rights!! This is a debate that we must now endeavor to have...Originalists should be the ONLY candidates fer nomination to the SCOTUS if Donald Trump is gonna honor his campaign promise to nominate candidates like Scalia and Thomas!! Heck, that's why many Trump voters cast their ballots as they did!! Regards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Lord, what fools these mortals be!" (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Willie Shakes is talkin' at y'all, Obamabot RAT-trollz...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Mideastern world...tyrants implodin'... Lib'rals tell me... Join our righteous band, we're just dyin' to play... Medyuh tells me... Sure, Ol' MUD's so mad...at Left's belly-achin'... Sosh'lists tell me... Next, we'll liberate...people of Red China... RATS tell me... Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, From the internet... "Black and White" (Under age 40? You won't understand.) You could hardly see for all the snow, Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. Pull a chair up to the TV set, "Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet." Depending on the channel you tuned, You got Rob and Laura - or Ward and June. It felt so good. It felt so right. Life looked better in black and white. I Love Lucy, The Real McCoys, Dennis the Menace, the Cleaver boys, Rawhide, Gunsmoke, Wagon Train, Superman, Jimmy and Lois Lane. Father Knows Best, Patty Duke, Rin Tin Tin and Lassie too, Donna Reed on Thursday night! -- Life looked better in black and white. I wanna go back to black and white. Everything always turned out right. Simple people, simple lives... Good guys always won the fights. Now nothing is the way it seems, In living color on the TV screen. Too many murders, too many fights, I wanna go back to black and white. In God they trusted, alone they slept, A promise made was a promise kept. They never cussed or broke their vows. They'd never make the network now. But if I could, I'd rather be In a TV town in '53. It felt so good. It felt so right. Life looked better in black and white. I'd trade all the channels on the satellite, If I could just turn back the clock tonight To when everybody knew wrong from right. Life was better in black and white! Good stuff...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, From the internet... "Black and White" You could hardly see for all the snow, Depending on the channel you tuned, I Love Lucy, The Real McCoys, Father Knows Best, Patty Duke, I wanna go back to black and white. Now nothing is the way it seems, In God they trusted, alone they slept, But if I could, I'd rather be I'd trade all the channels on the satellite, Good stuff...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "If people bring too much courage into this world, the world has to kill them or break them, so of course, it breaks them. The world breaks everyone, and afterward, many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break, IT KILLS. It kills the very good, the very gentle, and the very brave, impartially. If you are none of these, you can be sure it will kill you, too. [U2?!!], but there will be no special hurry." (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Well, Mr. Hemingway was NOT a coward, but he broke, and killed HIMSELF--the "Cowardz Way Out"--at 61 years YOUNG!! TRAGIClee...FLAWed...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, It's a place your children dream of, where great men once led the free... Well, Clinton's been a damned disgrace, spy stories all ring true... "Treason and high crimes don't matter!" (Guitar Jammin') Those who don't fight Evil find their souls have been sold cheap... Treason and High Crimes will be proved... (Mo' Guitar Jammin' to Fade) Mudboy Slim (08/18/2000) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, What good am I...if I'm like all the rest? Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth? What good am I...if I fail to FReep?! Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FRee?! What good am I...if I bless foolish things? Mudboy Slim (08/03/2000) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Left may think we're foolish... Bill Clinton desecrates his Bible... Now some folks say MUDZ too BOLD... (Fade to finish...) Mudboy Slim Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-11 16:11:03 ET "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, All of Greg's FRiends came to see him last night... Ignore Left's spin...the Medyuh fools retards!! FReepers love Rush and Sean Hannity's vibe... Yes, Greg knew Obenshain...Warner's Judgement Day!! You FReepers should know...ModSquad FReepers ain't fair!! Mudboy Slim (3 June 2005) BTW..."Black XXXII" "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, The OPUS that got me BANNED from TOS...MUD "My first OPUS ever...F*** This Place, I'M OUTTA HERE!!" Posted on 04/21/2005 11:49:24 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim Alright, I don't wanna mess this up on account of it being my first OPUS ever, but here goes!! F** this place, y'all are nothin' but a bunch of BUMP-ON-THE-LOG RINOs!! SHEEEESH...I might as well be hangin' out with a bunch of LePers as waste my time FReepin' with y'all!! How many of y'all even FReepin' know that we stood up fer the Constitution in demanding that US Senators disallow the UN- Constitutional Filibustering of Dubyuh's Judicial appointments last Thursday?! JimRob flew all the way from California to DeeCee to be there, and there were 30 F%^$in' FReepers there!! Yeah, they were the best of the FReepers (Kristinn, Angelwood, tgslTakoma, BillF, BufordP, Doctor Raoul, Congressman BillyBob, gunsareok, and YES, Clinton's a Liar), but gawldurnnit, can't we muster up more than 30 folks fer such a worthy event?! This place could be sooo much more than it is, but it seems too many of y'all are content to sit on yer FReepin' butts and let history happen to you...to HELL with that, let's make history happen the way we figger it oughtta happen!! We can win this FReepin' Culture War, but we needn't be so quick to look fer a FReepin' compromise!! However, Star's reprimand to me this evening just pointed out why this place ain't where I need to be wastin' all my valuable time. FReeRepublic.com used to be a glorious place...hey JimRob, remember when Congressman Bob Barr told America that the Clinton Impeachment WOULDDA NEVER HAPPENED had it not been fer the noble efforts of FReepers?! And then there was the Election Imbroglio of 2000, when FReepers stood up and were counted in Florida and the RATS were exposed as the FRauds they've always been...dammit, if any Newbie FReeper don't know FReeper History, what the heck good are they?! But things have gradually changed...it became obvious to me when first Snow Bunny was unceremoniously OUSTED by a JUNTA of blood-thirsty GuildMembers. I hear Arne Fufkin was involved, but he's never fessed up to me about it. Even my good FRiend Howlin--reputedly a founding member of the Coven...LOL--was as disgusted as me by that pack of jackals...and y'all know who you are!! But it got worse, it got personal...have y'all heard of my episode with ST.LOUIE1?! LOL...gimme a break!! See, after the blood-thirsty GuildMembers sliced and diced Snow Bunny and ran her off, they took over her whole concept of Daily Threads...Chrissie was all about building long-term relationships and the Daily threads do exactly that. I love the Canteen, the Foxhole, and the Daily Dose, but I'll never truly feel welcome at the FReeper's Finest on account of the stroy I'm about to tell you. See, I usedta be good buddies with all the folks on the Finest...heck, I even had the distinct honor of having a Finest thread written about yers truly...LOL!! Until that fateful day I questioned the manhood of AG John Ashcroft...see, apparently, ST.LOUIE1 is a big buddy of John Ashcroft's (St. Louis, MO...MO Senator Ashcroft, you do the math), and when I began to question Ashcroft fer his lack of cajones, Ol' ST.LOUIE1 got hisself a burr under his saddle...LOL!! But instead of conFRonting me personally, he sicced the Admin MODS on me and demanded I cease and desist all negativity towards his butt- buddy, RINO John Ashcroft!! I, OTOH, told ST.LOUIE1 to BITE ME!! Which he did, three times. Every time I posted a comment to ST.LOUIE1 regarding his RINO buttboy John Ashcroft, my posting privileges were unceremoniously discontinued fer ever-increasing amounts of time. Still, I posted my anti-Ashcroft screeds and took my punishment like a man...but I've questioned ST.LOUIE1's manhood ever since!! Now, since we're questioning folks' manhood and everything, let me spill the beans about that rascal, Grampa Dave. Now there's a JUDAS fer ya!! I was never anything but civil, deferential, and respectful of that old man until the day I crossed him on this issue or that...LOL, I still have no idea what the issue was, but I printed it off and have it around the MudCave somewhere...but that meek old man came after me like I was personally gang-bangin' his ol' lady!! SHEEESH, he called me--oh, BTW, I remember the issue, Ol' Gramps said I wasn't supportive enuff of Dubyuh's candidacy sometime last August--the old fart called me a "Moby Troll" who was the worst kind of EVIL on account of me being so good at FReepin'...LOL!! BTW, Grampa Dave, you OLD FReepin' FART, anytime you wanna be a bastard to my face...BRING IT ON!! I got nothing moral against whuppin' some old fart's ARSE!! Well, I got other KRAP on other FReepers, but I'm gonna shut my trap fer now...I'm certain I've made enuff of a fool of myself fer one evening, but I wanna make this perfectly clear, all you Newbies have no right whatsoever telling me what I can and cannot post on this thread or that. Star, I love you and everything, but I was FReepin' the Canteen when you were knee-high to a grasshopper, girl, and when you tell me what you think I should be posting and what I shouldn't be posting, well, you can just keep that KRAP to yerself, 'cuz I couldn't care less about yer opinion on what you think is appropriate fer me to post...and YES, I mean that!! I'll FReep at y'all sometime on or about the 16th of May...MUD _____________________________________________________________________________ I've promised Mr. Robinson that I'll be a FReeper 'til the day I die, so obviously my departure from FR.com will only be temporary...god willin' and the creek don't rise...but I will reFRain from posting on FR.com fer the next three weeks, three days, three hours, thirty-three minutes and thirty-three seconds, but if you need to speak to me in the meantime, I'll be over at LibertyPost.org...MUD 1 posted on 04/21/2005 11:49:25 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim So THAT'S what got me "permanently" BANNED from TOS...LOL!! Yeah, sorta harsh, but my point is that out AdminModerator system over there keeps chasing off good, solid Conservative/Libertarian FReepers while utterly failing the ACTIVISM function that made FR.com the political force it had become. Nothing against Republicans as a whole, but when FR.com becomes GOP.com or Dubyuh.com, we start to fergit how to think fer ourselves and seem to lose confidence in stating a position until we've found out what the RNC's position is, or Dubyuh's!! FReepers--and LPosters and FUers--ought to strive fer more than that!! FReegards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Q: What's the contour integral around Western Europe? Addendum: Actually, there ARE some Poles in Western Europe, but they are removable! Q: An English mathematician (I forgot who) was asked by his very religious colleague: Do you believe in one God? Q: What is a compact city? (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, blessed are the peacemakers" Bless U2, HQ...Hey Stoney, look @ US, singing all together...it's yet another Quanzaa Miracle!! SHEEESH, war, 2 much friggin' soprano, dude...U R a "DOOD", right?! Hmmm...I gotz my doubts...MUD (smh) )8^D!! BTW...now THATZ KARMA!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I'm sorry that yer personal life has deteriorated to the point that "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Yep, that's "war", and we all know "'war' AIN'T PRETTY!!" "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Liberty makes me happy... Sing it out from the mountain tops... If I could tell the World the TRUTH 'bout Slick'n'Hillary... Vote fer Life and FReedom!! It is GOOD that Right IMPEACHED Willie... Mudboy Slim (03/25/2005) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Saw the Velvet Underground at the Alexandria Roller Rink a zillion years ago. Merry Christmas!
Mudbot goes for broke!
"Q: How many DeeCee RATZ/RINOZ repairman does it take to fix a flat? Q: How long does it take? Q: What happens if you've got TWO flats? (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) All 2 TRUE...MUD )8^D!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1496. To: All My FRiends and ENEMIES of the State... (#1495)
The MudCave | 18 September 2004 | Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")
Yer zeal's unquestioned!!
FReepin' excellence...
Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!!
Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!
Left's gettin' desperate!!
Willie's Prison-bound...
MUD wants...to give Slick many years...
Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!
Who're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Let's FReep the World!!
Ignore the LeftWing Press...
They forge...TRUTH, RATS wanna suppress!!
Left must confess!!
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Bein' FRee is "peace"!!
I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls...
'Cuz Left is DEAD!!
Each tyrant's bound to fall...
Muslims...yer trust is what we want...
As FRiends, we'll live!!
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Life's hard...Demand the Truth!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1497. To: Mudboy Slim, *Bill of Rights-Constitution* (#1492)
WE NEED THIS LADY ON THE SUPREME COURT!!
#1498. To: stand watie, conservativemusician, Corin Stormhands, P8riot, AdSimp, iceskater, yankhater (#1496)
(To be sung to Steppenwolf's "The Pusher")
Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!!
Folks, I never wanted nothin'...
FRom Dem Lib'rals like Bill!!
You know, I've seen a lot of Lib'rals walkin' 'round...
With HATRED in their eyes!!
'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care...
Ah, if you live or if you die!!
God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!!
Right shall Devolve Power from Government!!
Gotta whup ass on "The Man!!"
'Cuz folks, Dem Lib'rals they're all monsters...
Good God, Right's gotta make a stand!!
The hammer and the scickle (sp?) ain't the way!!
Folks, Left's sellin' you all their FReak dreams...
Ah, but Big Guv'ment takes all yer money...
Lord, we'll FReep Dems...we'll FReep fer Righteous Dreams!!
God damns...God damns the Sosh'lists!!
Right musr RISE UP, God...smite down Big Guv'ment man!!
You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!!
I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much we spend!!
Yes I'd kill Left with my Bible and my FReepin' and my pen!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!!
I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1499. To: hondo68 (#1497)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1500. To: All (#1499)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1501. To: A K A Stone (#1402)
J'AccKOOse, Senor Stoney, mi amigo and fellow FUTURE Richmond Mayor...U hacked into the Linux Fortune programs and MUD CAN ALWAYS PROVE IT...gare-RON-FRickin' TEED!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1502. To: A K A Stone (#1501)
THAT was so cool...yer not a STOOOPID as everyone sez you most certainly ARE, imho, of course I rarely agree with ANYONE about ANYTHING, sew FUCK U2, and yer breath smells even worse, AcidHead...hmmm, is MUD still harvesting his own special MAGIK Mushroom, Inc. MAGIK Mushroomz?! Or is he simply eating his own Private Stock and being ORNERY again?? MUD NOZE, but ain't sayin'...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1503. To: A K A Stone, DOG, HUAN, SunTzu, war SUX donkey DIX!! (#1502)
(Edited)
CHUG!! SHOTGUN!! BEER BONG!! Piss...)
...SMELLZ ZACKlee LIKE MUDZ BungHole, STONEYboy!!"
Or I"LL WHUP yer ASS again, is what, U PUNK-arsed BEE-ahhhtch!!
Don't MAKE ME stop this car and come back there, U STOOOPID SUNZ O' BITCHES!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1504. To: hondo68, Oh dear..BOY!! or is it, Ma'am...? Sew Hondo's a BIRD..DAME?!! HOO knew?!! (#1497)
(Edited)
Sew, yeah, mind MUDZ own business, 4evahhh...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1505. To: hondo68...and the rest of U ssshhMOEwwwzz... (#1497)
(Edited)
"Happy Holy Daze!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1506. To: Fred Mertz, Ethyl d'BITCH!! DOG, BigDog, puppeeDOG, HUAN!!! (#1427)
Fred Mertz: "Hey Ethyl...yer tongue smellz ZACKlee like MUDZ BUNGhole!!"
(To be sung to Jimmy Buffett's "Havana Daydreamin'")
"Butch" storm-trooped his new home!
Sent him back to Ol' Castro...
To help her pal, Gore.
Wishin' he'd been older then...
So he wouldda had some Rights.
Thinkin' 'bout how sweet FReedom did taste...
Fer his Liberty, he'd fight!!
'Bout when his FReedom was swiped away.....
'Else his own ma'd be dead!
Elian knows the Ultimate Villain...
Was America's Tyrant, Slick!
Couldda stood up strong and bold...
Instead kissed Castro's A$$...
'Cuz Lib'rals believe that real FReedom's obscene...
Said, "ENSLAVE that young lad!!"
Lord, he's just schemin' his return to the States!!
Clinton's private whore...
Fought the case against Liberty...
JUSTICE?! Ain't parta his World!
Sheeple, why should we be resigned...
To accept this Leftist BILE?!!
Let's sing and yell...let's give Left Hell!!
We'll be groovin' 'cuz Right's back in style!!
Folks, we'll be stealin' his rights away...
Come on, all you FReepers...
Folks, it's all 'bout FReedom...Elian must stay!!
Doo doo doo dooo dooooooo...
(06/25/2000)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1507. To: goldilucky (#1506)
All religions can coexist peacefully, it's WeThePeople HOO've gotta git a clue!!
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
When will yer Jihad disappear?!
Arabs...my bro's...
Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With GOOD Allah in their souls...
Saudi money...EVIL goals!!
Please explain why them folks died!!
But Muslims...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!
Koran's Right...put HATE aside!!
Muslims...we'll still love ya...
Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"
Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!!
Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!!
And my FRiends...FReepers, ain't no way MUD sez "Goodbye!"
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, Kabul...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join our fight!!
Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?!
Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1508. To: goldilucky, Snow Bunny, Landru, Alamo-Girl, detsaoT, Doctor Raoul, PhiKapMom, Geezerette, amom, KC Burke (#1507)
Mudboy Slim is JUST A........
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Simple Man")
"Slick, sit beside me...my eldest son.
My life's been wasted...on Boyz who Play...
So, please don't do this...you will thank me...Good Guys don't stray!!
Ah, yes...
Her legs are stumps...and her ass is fat.
Bill, find a woman...oh, yeah...you truly love...
This Rodham chick, son...is Ol' Chi-ca-go Scum!!
Oh, be someone...folks trust, then you're a Man.
Willie, be a simple, kindly man.
Oh, won't you do this...for me, Slick...if you can!
Don't lust for Power...it corrupts your soul!
Slick, you can do this...oh baby...if you try...
All that I want for you, my son...is to say, 'I never lied!'
Bill, serve your Country...if you're called to Viet Nam!
Willie, life is simple...for a Man...
You've been blessed, Slick...so give up...those one-night stands!!"
SLICK LIED, "I WILL!!"
Bill's Lust For Power...eclipsed all else!
Committed TREASON...bombed babies...and HE LIED!
Killed folks in Kosovo, Good Lord, just to cover up his crimes!!!!
Gotta do something...perhaps, I'll start a band!!
Willie, he's a symbol...New World Man!
"Good Folks, don't let SLIXZ...Chi-Com WHORE...TREASON stand!!"
U.R. "Guilty!!"...time to pay The Band....
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1509. To: hondo68 (#1497)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1510. To: All CHIX, DAMEZ, BOIDZ!! (#1509)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1511. To: Uncle Vinnie from Philly (#1510)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1512. To: All (#1511)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1513. To: Mudboy Slim, Neoconz (#1511)
ANY HOT boidz out there?!
#1514. To: hondo68, war (#1513)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1515. To: TheTruth2004, ferret, rotten, tpaine, goldi-lox, USMCvet, AuntB, goldilucky, sneakypete, ABert, Landru (#1514)
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")
Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze.
Clinton, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a Curse!
Nation needs The Right to lead her...We'll DETHRONE Willie first...
That's our solemn pledge! Slick's Goons Shall FEAR Our Might!!
Must make sure all the Sheeple understand.
We shan't let Traitors go...Bill Clinton must be caught!
We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked!
Bill's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!!
Right's winning...remember as we fight...
November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!
Re-Impeached by Congress...Convicted of Treason!!
Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's Winning!!
Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughing quietly...
MUD predicted this...Right's winning!!
Right's Winning!! Come join the Noble Right...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1516. To: All (#1515)
The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.
The Judicial power of the United States shall not be construed to extend to any suit in law or equity, commenced or prosecuted against one of the United States by Citizens of another State, or by Citizens or Subjects of any Foreign State.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1517. To: war, Biff Tannen, Willie Green, Ethyl and Fred Mertz (#1407)
-- William Shakespeare, "A Midsummer-Night's Dream"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1518. To: Ghost of Quantrill, Badeye, white sands, Cal, Fitz, r-u-n-n o-f-t, Ward Smythe, Flora McDonald, jla, FBD, Landru (#1514)
(To be sung to Barry McGuire's "Eve Of Destruction")
RATS dispairin'...Right's emboldened!!
Reject John Kerry's swill...be righteous voters...
Decry the need fer War...believe the SwiftVetBoaters...
'Cuz without soldiers fer FReedom, FReedom's verboten!!
Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Folks, I don't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Must reject RATS' fears...and FReepin's the way!!
When the Lib'rals are crushed...it's a true glory day!!
Gotta Country to save...put fascists in their graves!!
Lib'ral kooks astound ya, boy...TRUTH's bound to scare you, boy!!
Over and over, "It's over, we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Still, I won't believe...we're on the eve of destruction!!
RATS peddle Fear...Left's Power's fadin'...
Medyuh twists the Truth...monopoly is breakin'!!
Two blow-dried Senators...DemRATS must be quakin'!!
Dem marchers are stoned...virtue's been forsaken...
All humans expect...Righteous Liberation!!
Thw whole Lib'ral World...let's just eradicate it!!
Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!", my FRiends...
Right, we can't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Ron Reagan showed US how...by whuppin' Commie Russia!!
Dem Lib'rals fear the whole human race...
Sosh'lism's been spurned...Guv'ment's been disgraced!!
Great devolution's come...cede Power to the States!!
Bureaucracy's tax-fed...Income Tax erased!!
Love yer next-door neighbor...and don't fergit to say Grace!!
Over and over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Folks now believe...Left's on the Eve of Extinction!!"
Mmmm, yes folks, Liberty...demands the Lib'rals' destruction!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1519. To: All (#1518)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1520. To: All (#1518)
(Under age 40? You won't understand.)
Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go.
Pull a chair up to the TV set,
"Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet."
You got Rob and Laura - or Ward and June.
It felt so good. It felt so right.
Life looked better in black and white.
Dennis the Menace, the Cleaver boys,
Rawhide, Gunsmoke, Wagon Train,
Superman, Jimmy and Lois Lane.
Rin Tin Tin and Lassie too,
Donna Reed on Thursday night! --
Life looked better in black and white.
Everything always turned out right.
Simple people, simple lives...
Good guys always won the fights.
In living color on the TV screen.
Too many murders, too many fights,
I wanna go back to black and white.
A promise made was a promise kept.
They never cussed or broke their vows.
They'd never make the network now.
In a TV town in '53.
It felt so good. It felt so right.
Life looked better in black and white.
If I could just turn back the clock tonight
To when everybody knew wrong from right.
Life was better in black and white!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1521. To: All (#1514)
--Ernest Hemingway "A Farewell to Arms"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1522. To: All (#1516)
(To be sung to the Outlaws' "Green Grass and High Tides")
Ol' Abe Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Washington each graced the seat...
FDR, Kennedy, and Jefferson once served the office with pride!
But now we've got Slick Willie bangin' young interns...
Left-Wing tells us, "Let it slide..."
If you say, "It's all Okay!", what does that say 'bout you?!
Med'yuh refuses to ask tough questions, as though Slick were King.
But patriots cannot believe in Bill,
'Cuz Slick's sold his soul to Beijing!! Left declares...
Good DemocRATS fallin' from glory...
Still, Lib'rals say, "We adore you!"
Left's King's a freak...good folks abhor you-oouu!!
Numb poltroons can't see how Power has warped Ol' Slick Willie!
Crimes and Slime define their WHORE, they take up all his time.
We'll Re-Impeach, then Slick will do his prison time...
Right'll force him there!!!
Will Democrats follow Slick blindly?!
The Left-Wing says, "We adore you!"
Election's soon...voters will show you-oouu!
Yeah...the Right'll slaughter you-ou-ou-ouuu...!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1523. To: goldilucky, jla, FBD, kristinn, Angelwood, Sauropod, ironman, trueblackman, Race Bannon (#1522)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "What Good Am I?")
If I just turn away...when Slick's slaughterin' kids...
If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine...
What...good...am...I?!
'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the Dead Slick's thugs shoot?
Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?!
Whose...FOOL...am...I?!
Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep?
When I've seen Waco pictures...children thoughtlessly FRIED...
What...good...am...I?!
FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S DETHRONE WILLIE!!!
Prosecute all his crimes...let's send Slick to Prison!!
Soon, Slick'll RESIGN...or we'll RE-IMPEACH!!!
If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?!
Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?!
I...would...rather...die!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1524. To: r-u-n-n o-f-t, white sands, TLBSHOW, ferret, Julian the Apostate, rotten, dwbh, FormerLurker, malador, eschoir (#1523)
(To be sung to Bruce Springteen's "Pink Cadillac")
Fer the righteous things we do.
Slick, you wonder why we taunt you...
Why you insult our values like you do.
Slick Willie, you are a SCUMBAG...
There ain't no secret 'bout that!!
So, come on over here and LISTEN...
Willie, I'll spill the facts!
Slick Willie, it ain't yer Country...
Indictment'll be proof of that!!
We loathe you fer yer Waco Attack...
Nukes to Chinese...
Rapin' Broaddrick...
Fightin' 'gainst the FRee...
Skankin' on young girls...
Bullyin' the Right...
Spendin' all our tax-money on yer overseas flights!!
Willie, I just wonder...
Why Lib'rals still cut you slack...
With yer knife in their backs...
Slick's DemonRATS!!!!
Bombs Nations justa show he's strong!!
There's always another temptress...
Prez'dent really oughtta know doin' interns is WRONG!!
Chi-Coms bought you, Bill, with Silver...
Slick, you sold our NUKES fer Gold!!
Tyrants BRIBE Ol' Slick with treasures...
National Security's been SOLD!!
Lewinsky tempted Clinton with her strap thong...
Slick said, "Lemme snort a li'l crack!!"
Just another of Slick's DemonRATS!!
Indict the CREEP...
Next, WE SHALL CONVICT!!
In jail, Slick'll sleep!!
Prison's Slick's New World...
Prison's only right...
Savin' all his lovin' fer a cellmate named Dwight!! (BWAHAHAHA!!! )
Willie, I just wonder if you'll sleep well in yer rack...
Or will YOU simply crack?!
He should "show more class."
Some folks say MUDZ too COLD...
Well, DemRATS can kiss MUDZ a$$!!
This Country is bigger than Bill Clinton...
It's bigger than the Med'yuh, too!!
Clinton, there's only one thing...
That I must say to you...
"Slick Willie...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"
RightWing, we must go on the attack...
And kick the butts of all Slick's DemonRATS!!
Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1525. To: sultan88, jla, FBD, Landru, bobthenailer, forgodssake, cherrybomb88 (#1524)
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Black Peter")
Sultan's watchin' with the Lord at his side.
Landru, Stormhands and JLA know Devolving Power's sooo Right!!
Next, Hoo-oo-oo'll stand 'gainst Big Guv'ment RATS?!
Must make our stand...Dem Lib'ral FReeaks all LIE!!
Folks, my FRiends shall live to meet the Band!!
Right we trust...gonna whup RATS' Power!!
MUD don't play...Dem Socialists ain't Right!!
Left's sorrow is great...help US FReep RATS out!!
Now we must fight fer this Great Country...and Right shall win!!
Poet's looking down on US...future's lookin' up!!
Fi-i-ight fer yer children...my FRiends, we have the Power!!
Fight RAT-Power...Fight Left's Power!!
Thank God there are men as BOLD as Meek!!
ForGod'sSake, we're all FReepers...ModSquad, please reFRain!!
Folks, let's fight to be FRee!! Liberty!!
Must be FRee!! Come...Liberty...we're FRee!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1526. To: r-u-n-n o-f-t, Flora McDonald, iceskater, Cal, Howlin, Landru, jla, FBD, dead (#1525)
The MudCave / 21 April 2005 / Mudboy Slim
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1527. To: All U MOE-RONZ (#1523)
A: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe!
A: Yes, up to isomorphism!
A: It's a city that can be guarded by finitely many near-sighted policemen!
-- Peter Lax
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1528. To: Happy Quanzaa, war, Ethyl Mertz, Badeye, A K A Stone (#27)
"Good, now I want you, war, Fred, & Badeye to join hands and sing Kumbaya. ;-)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1529. To: Fred Mertz, Ethyl Mertz (#25)
When I usedta know you on FR and in DeeCee, you seemed to be in agreement--with ME--that BigGuv'mentCorruption was a bad thing,
but now you are cavorting with those who want to grow the Federal Leviathan even faster than Slick Willie and Dubyuh COMBINED!!
you are now looking to Obama fer yer daily sustenance (sigh)...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1530. To: war, ALL U Lib'ral Flamers aka Obamabot MOE-Rons (#1514)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1531. To: hondo68 (#1513)
Thanks 4 the snapshot of "war", mi compadre...MUD
(To be sung to the Velvet Underground's "Pale Blue Eyes")
Sosh'lism...it is bad...
Lib'rals ain't never happy...
They're Commies who are oh so mad...
NATION, RE-IMPEACH LEFT'S CAD!!
Just move on, you Chi-Com spies...
Left is WRONG...come join the Right!!
"Liberty Fer the Meek!!"
Lib'ral fools love enslavement...
It's yer money Leftists seek!!
It's yer FReedom RATS seek!!
Just move on...Dem Leftists LIE!!
Left is WRONG...come join our fight!!
RightWing shall ne'er fear her!!
Stand up fer Liberty!!
Stand tall becuz yer FRee!!
Just move on...Slick Willie's slime...
RATS are WRONG!! Come join the Right!!
Whup Dem Lib'rals' butts!!
We say, "Justice is Right On this time...
Slick LIES...his gig is up!!"
Down fer FOOLS is UP!!
Can't move on...RATS Treas'nous Spies!!
Left is WRONG!! RINOZ ain't Right!!
Right must do it once again!!
Must fight Dem Lib'ral Fairies...
Fight fer TRUTH, my FReeper FRiends...
MUD ain't foolin'...we'll git Ol' Slick!!
Shan't move on...Left's Heathen Slime!!
Left is WRONG...come join the Right!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1532. To: Mudboy Slim (#1531)
#1533. To: hondo68 (#1532)
#1534. To: A K A Stone (#1404)
A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.
A: It's indeterminate. It will depend upon how many flats they've brought with them.
A: They replace your generator."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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