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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
Source: war
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Comments: 3287

Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.

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#1485. To: backhoe, Ghost of Quantrill, M Kehoe, Fitz, Ward Smythe, Flora McDonald (#1481)

"Rally Fer Our Nation!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Californication")

Slick's a spy fer China...
Leftists' zeal's to smite FReeNations!!
Lib-uh-rulls love Sweden...
Dreams of Amsterdam libations...
Dem Lib'rals want Big Guv'ment dreams...
Right, Rally Fer Our Nation!!

The Beacon fer the world...
Pride of the western civilization...
We're warriors fightin' fer Peace!!
Unleash the wisdom derived via liberation!!
Left's oh so queer...RATS're HollyWeird!!
Folks, Rally Fer Our Nation!!

Dubyuh's surgin' very well...
November 3rd awaits US!!
Reject the Left's spin...help FReedom win...
'Tis Culture War we're waging!!

[Chorus:]
Airborne...uniform...
MUDZ corps...just war...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Kerry's [like] a girl...Hanoi Kerry, he destroyed...
Lied about his own conflagrations...
JohnnyBoy LIED...fer the Viet Cong side...
Genghis Khan's mis-information!!
Lied 'bout his bronze star...and three purple hearts...
John LIED to the whole Nation!!

TRUTH is what the Lib'rals most fear...
Should be shamed by their Michael Moore baseness!!
Limbaugh, you shall hear fer years...
Righteous songs on yer AM stations!!
Our liberties are here to stay...
We're FReepin' fer our Nation!!

Oooh-ahh-ooooh...oooh-ahh-ooooh...

RATS're stained...they chose their way...
Devolve Power to the States, men...
Everybody, we're due fer Right's righteous liberation!!

[Chorus:]
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Corruption breeds 'cuz Dem Lib'rals WON'T know...
But good FReepers rulle this Nation!!
'Cuz God looks out fer those hearts so stout...
We're just another FReedom station!!
Come, righteous waves, Truth'll save the world...
FReep fer our Liberation!!

Dubyuh's surgin' very well...
November 3rd awaits US!!
Slick's takin' a rest...John's just a test...
'Tis Clinton's scalp MUDZ craving!!

[Chorus:]
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Mudboy Slim (09/15/2004)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-14   11:12:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1486. To: xUSMC0311, badeye, white sands, buckeroo, fitz, goldilucky, AuntB, sneakypete, ferret, rotten, eschoir (#1485)

"...perhaps on the condition you won't attack liberals personally. Unless I'm mistaken, you say some very mean things about liberals. My dad is a liberal, and I argue with him all of the time. He's a good person, as you are a good person. But he's anti-gun, and he's pro-seatbelt laws, and he supports a huge amount of socialism and tyranny disguised as feel good rhetoric and propaganda spewed by the liberal government bastards."

Let me clarify myself here...I really have no problem with "liberals", and that is why I ALWAYS use the word "Lib'rals" to describe the folks I have a beef with. "Lib'rals" in my lexicon are those folks who insist on forever growing the Federal leviathan and centralizing as much Power as possible in either the Federal Guv'ment or the United Nations. SHEEESH, we've got a $2.57 TRILLION Federal Budget this year!! That's approximately one-fifth (not including Social Security) of the Gross Domestic Product being siphoned off by the Feds...EVERY YEAR!! And presently we've got a majority of the SCOTUS doing everything it can to grow government Power with almost every case they review!! That's tyrannical in my book...and thereby EVIL!!

Now, let me make it clear that I don't believe all Lib'rals are EVIL. No, in my belief system, Lib'rals can be either EVIL or IGNORANT. And by IGNORANT I don't mean these folks are STOOOPID, just that they IGNORE the fact that Socialism has been proven to be EVIL (i.e. National Socialism in Germany in the 30's and 40's, Soviet Communism in the Soviet Union fer most of the last century, and Pol Pot's murderous regime in Cambodia, etc). Absent the Mass- Murder, America's growing flirtation with Socialism is EVIL as well. If a group of folks openly and proudly promote an ideology that has been demonstrated to be EVIL, collectively I call them EVIL, even if they aren't necessarily EVIL individuals. Heck, when I was recently back in Kansas fer my Grandma's 90th B- day, I ended up discussing politics with some Lib'ral relatives who I usually only exchange emails with. These folks are not unlike yer dad, and I think I might have made some headway in convincing them of my mantra about "Devolving Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities and Individuals as prescribed by our Constitution." With a couple of them, I even think I got them to understand--if not adopt--my wish to "Git the US Outta the UN!! Git the UN Outta the US!!" I love these folks and think they are good people fer the most part, but I think they fear Liberty and the Responsibility it implies. They choose to IGNORE the FReedoms we are surrendering to the various levels of Guv'ment, especially the Federal Guv'ment.

No, ex-Marine, I respect true "liberals" (aka Classical Liberals), but I think the Big Guv'ment proponents hijacked the word "liberal" to make their "socialism and tyranny" more palatable to the masses.

Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-06-30 14:24:39 ET

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-14   11:17:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1487. To: Donald Trump, El Rushbo, Trumpsters Everywhere (#1486)

"The Times They Are A'Changin'"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'"

Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home...
And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!!
Then, demand that Slick's TREASON shall not be condoned!!
WE MUST FIGHT!! The Nation's worth savin'!!
Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls Left will own...
Folks, the times they are a'changin'...

Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"...
Our Prez'dent has spied...WE MUST RE-IMPEACH HIM!!
And indict Bill's goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!!
Yes, Limbaugh's sellin' TRUTH 'bout Slick's TREASON!!
Left's poltroons, y'know, we'll be FReepin' the Net!!
Press, the times they are a'changin'...

Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call...
Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down Slick's walls!!
Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!!
Battle fer hearts and minds rages...
We'll soon FReep yer meetings and clatter yer halls...
Pols, the times they are a'changin'...

Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land...
Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan...
Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!!
Yer Cold War has moved to this Nation!!
Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!!
Parents, the times they are a'changin'...

(Excellent harp jammin' by MUD)

The line has been drawn...foundation's been cast!!
WE'LL DETHRONE NOW...AND IMPRISON SLICK LAST!!
Welcome Prez'dent Gore...Al's "term"'ll go fast...
New World Order is rapidly fadin'!!
And the People's Power'll be returned at last...
Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!

Mudboy Slim

Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-01 13:45:08 ET

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-14   11:23:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1488. To: palo verde, karen, boognish, crystalk, continental op, Cal, r-u-n-n o-f-t, BADJOE, tlbshow (#1481)

"Masterful Whore!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Masters of War"**)
**(3rd Track on Dylan's "The FReewheelin' Bob Dylan")

Slick's a Masterful Whore...
Sold Chinese our Big Guns...
Bloody handful of coins...
Can y'all say, "TREASON"?!!
Folks, Slick hides beyond Laws...
And Left's Liars in the Press...
Slick, I wanted you to know...
Patriots demand Justice!!

Bill Clinton's never done nothin'...
But RAPE and DESTROY!!
Left lauds his "New World"...
It's just a Socialist ploy!!
Left confiscates our lands...
Then, Slick stomped on folks' rights...
Note Slick turned a pale yellow...
When it was his turn to FIGHT!!!!!

Like Vile Tyrants of Olde...
Slick lies and deceives...
New World Order's all BUNK!!
UN's Socialist Sleaze!!
Slick, folks see through yer lies...
Slick, our Country you've stained...
Won't forget the Waco SLAUGHTER...
Forgive?!! You're INSANE!!!

Left enslaves all their Victims...
Left is hatred-inspired...
Ol' Slick sits back and laughs...
Seems them Lib'rals love LIARS!!
Clintons defaced our White House...
With their abhorrent crud!!
Slick found time to boink interns...
Still choked his li'l pud!!

Slick's now Left's nightmare...
Arrogance so absurd!!
FReepers must teach their children...
To follow Lord's Word!!
Yes, Left's threatenin' our Liberty...
Socialism's Left's aim...
Ain't no match fer MEN...
We'll CRUSH Left with our brains!!

How, folks, do I know?!
From Rush Limbaugh I learned!!
Left may trash us with mud...
Right's viewpoints are spurned.
Still, there's two things I know...
Slick, MUD's WISER than you...
And my Lord Jesus'll never...
Forgive you, You TOOL!!

Slick, lemme ask you some questions...
Is POWER really so good?!
Bill, will it git you Redemption?!
Do you think that it should?!
I think Bill will find...
When his obituary is told...
All those Laws that he's RAPED were...
Never quite worth his Soul!!

Slick, I hope you don't DIE...
Least not anytime soon...
Hope you live long in Prison...
Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!!
[=^D]
Slick, I'll be at yer funeral...
I'll sing ill of the dead...
Then, I'll stand over yer grave...
BOY, I'll piss on yer head!!

Mudboy Slim

Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-01 14:01:42 ET

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-14   11:34:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1489. To: ferret (#1488) (Edited)

ferret: "...with any luck, a distinguished war hero like John Kerry will get the nomination again. He is heads and shoulders above those of the criminal Bush."

BWAHAHAHA!! You had me fooled, ferret, I actually believed that you might be an earnest little Greenie, but yer a full-fledged, ankle-grabbin' DemonRAT PUNK!!

Now I know how to deal with you, ya snot-nosed little MORON...MUD

BTW...Kerry was NO HERO, he was a TRAITOR and anybody who pays attention knows that. Oh, and while we're at it, I do continue to doubt that you are really the Marine you claim to be.

Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-06-15 15:33:33 ET"

Well, dude, if I commenced the unpleasantries with that post, I sincerely apologize. I'm not taking back what I said about Kerry, becuz I really do believe that what he did after the war was traitorous, but I would like to take back what I said about you personally. That sorta nastiness is one of the things I regret about this Forum [LibertyPost.org]...we could get a lot more accomplished if we could keep it civil. Of course, there are more than a few folks around here that don't want any meeting of the minds between liberty- lovers on account of them being Lib'ral TROLLS--that is, mindless proponents of an ever-expanding Federal Leviathan--and I believe those TROLLS use the nastiness to stir up antipathies around here. I was serious when I said I don't want to be one who falls fer the TROLL's tricks. Looks like I failed to retain my civility on the 15th of June. I'll try to keep a handle on my anger in the future.

Regards...MUD

BTW..."Black XXXII"

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-14   11:39:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1490. To: All (#1489)

"Learn to pause -- or nothing worthwhile can catch up to you.
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Bite me...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-15   10:17:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1491. To: All (#1435)

"Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A: "The elephants are coming over the hill."

Q: What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?
A: Nothing, for he didn't recognize them."

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Tarzan really is STOOOPID like a Lib'ral RAT/RINO...belch!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-15   15:07:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1492. To: Hey, y'all...yer breath REALLY, REALLY stinks...ZACKlee like yer ARSEhole!! (#1491)

"Whahhh?!!"

Title: Janice R. Brown's "A Whiter Shade of Pale"

Source: Janice Rogers Brown's "A Whiter Shade of Pale"

URL Source: http://www.constitution.org/col/jrb/00420_jrb_fedsoc.htm

Published: Jul 2, 2005

Author: Janice Rogers Brown

Post Date: 2005-07-02 03:42:14 by Mudboy Slim

Comments: 94

Janice Rogers Brown's "A Whiter Shade of Pale"

"A Whiter Shade of Pale": Sense and Nonsense —

The Pursuit of Perfection in Law and Politics

Speech of Janice Rogers Brown,

Associate Justice, California Supreme Court

The Federalist Society

University of Chicago Law School

April 20, 2000, Thursday

12:15 p.m.

Thank you. I want to thank Mr. Schlangen (fondly known as Charlie to my secretary) for extending the invitation and the Federalist Society both for giving me my first opportunity to visit the City of Chicago and for being, as Mr. Schlangen assured me in his letter of invitation, "a rare bastion (nay beacon) of conservative and libertarian thought." That latter notion made your invitation well-nigh irresistible. There are so few true conservatives left in America that we probably should be included on the endangered species list. That would serve two purposes: Demonstrating the great compassion of our government and relegating us to some remote wetlands habitat where — out of sight and out of mind — we will cease being a dissonance in collectivist concerto of the liberal body politic.

In truth, they need not banish us to the gulag. We are not much of a threat, lacking even a coherent language in which to state our premise. [I should pause here to explain the source of the title to this discussion. Unless you are a very old law student, you probably never heard of "A Whiter Shade of Pale."] "A Whiter Shade of Pale" is an old (circa 1967) Procol Harum song, full of nonsensical lyrics, but powerfully evocative nonetheless. Here's a sample:

"We skipped the light fandango

turned cartwheels cross the floor

I was feeling kinda seasick

but the crowd called out for more.

The room was humming harder

as the ceiling flew away.

When we called out for another drink

the waiter brought a tray."

There is something about this that forcibly reminds me of our current political circus. The last verse is even better.

"If music be the food of love

then laughter is its queen

and likewise if behind is in front

then dirt in truth is clean...."

Sound familiar? Of course Procol Harum had an excuse. These were the 60's after all, and the lyrics were probably drug induced. What's our excuse?

One response might be that we are living in a world where words have lost their meaning. This is certainly not a new phenomenon. It seems to be an inevitable artifact of cultural disintegration. Thucydides lamented the great changes in language and life that succeeded the Pelopennesian War; Clarendon and Burke expressed similar concerns about the political transformations of their own time. It is always a disorienting experience for a member of the old guard when the entire understanding of the old world is uprooted. As James Boyd White expresses it: "[I]n this world no one would see what he sees, respond as he responds, speak as he speaks,"1 and living in that world means surrender to the near certainty of central and fundamental changes within the self. "One cannot maintain forever one's language and judgment against the pressures of a world that works in different ways," for we are shaped by the world in which we live.2

This is a fascinating subject which we do not have time to explore more thoroughly. Suffice it to say that this phenomenon accounts for much of the near hysterical tone of current political discourse. Our problems, however, seem to go even deeper. It is not simply that the same words don't have the same meanings; in our lifetime, words are ceasing to have any meaning. The culture of the word is being extinguished by the culture of the camera. Politicians no longer have positions they have photo-ops. To be or not to be is no longer the question. The question is: how do you feel.

Writing 50 years ago, F.A. Hayek warned us that a centrally planned economy is "The Road to Serfdom."3 He was right, of course; but the intervening years have shown us that there are many other roads to serfdom. In fact, it now appears that human nature is so constituted that, as in the days of empire all roads led to Rome; in the heyday of liberal democracy, all roads lead to slavery. And we no longer find slavery abhorrent. We embrace it. We demand more. Big government is not just the opiate of the masses. It is the opiate. The drug of choice for multinational corporations and single moms; for regulated industries and rugged Midwestern farmers and militant senior citizens.

It is my thesis today that the sheer tenacity of the collectivist impulse — whether you call it socialism or communism or altruism — has changed not only the meaning of our words, but the meaning of the Constitution, and the character of our people.

Government is the only enterprise in the world which expands in size when its failures increase. Aaron Wildavsky gives a credible account of this dynamic. Wildavsky notes that the Madisonian world has gone "topsy turvy" as factions, defined as groups "activated by some common interest adverse to the rights of other citizens or to the permanent and aggregate interests of the community,"4 have been transformed into sectors of public policy. "Indeed," says Wildavsky, "government now pays citizens to organize, lawyers to sue, and politicians to run for office. Soon enough, if current trends continue, government will become self-contained, generating (apparently spontaneously) the forces to which it responds."5 That explains how, but not why. And certainly not why we are so comfortable with that result.

America's Constitution provided an 18th Century answer to the question of what to do about the status of the individual and the mode of government. Though the founders set out to establish good government "from reflection and choice,"6 they also acknowledged the "limits of reason as applied to constitutional design,"7 and wisely did not seek to invent the world anew on the basis of abstract principle; instead, they chose to rely on habits, customs, and principles derived from human experience and authenticated by tradition.

"The Framers understood that the self-interest which in the private sphere contributes to welfare of society — both in the sense of material well-being and in the social unity engendered by commerce — makes man a knave in the public sphere, the sphere of politics and group action. It is self-interest that leads individuals to form factions to try to expropriate the wealth of others through government and that constantly threatens social harmony."8

Collectivism sought to answer a different question: how to achieve cosmic justice — sometimes referred to as social justice — a world of social and economic equality. Such an ambitious proposal sees no limit to man's capacity to reason. It presupposes a community can consciously design not only improved political, economic, and social systems but new and improved human beings as well.

The great innovation of this millennium was equality before the law. The greatest fiasco — the attempt to guarantee equal outcomes for all people. Tom Bethell notes that the security of property — a security our Constitution sought to ensure — had to be devalued in order for collectivism to come of age. The founders viewed private property as "the guardian of every other right."9 But, "by 1890 we find Alfred Marshall, the teacher of John Maynard Keynes making the astounding claim that the need for private property reaches no deeper than the qualities of human nature."10 A hundred years later came Milton Friedman's laconic reply: " 'I would say that goes pretty deep.'"11 In between, came the reign of socialism. "Starting with the formation of the Fabian Society and ending with the fall of the Berlin Wall, its ambitious project was the reformation of human nature. Intellectuals visualized a planned life without private property, mediated by the New Man."12 He never arrived. As John McGinnis persuasively argues: "There is simply a mismatch between collectivism on any large and enduring scale and our evolved nature. As Edward O. Wilson, the world's foremost expert on ants, remarked about Marxism, 'Wonderful theory. Wrong species.'"13

Ayn Rand similarly attributes the collectivist impulse to what she calls the "tribal view of man."14 She notes, "[t]he American philosophy of the Rights of Man was never fully grasped by European intellectuals. Europe's predominant idea of emancipation consisted of changing the concept of man as a slave to the absolute state embodied by the king, to the concept of man as the slave of the absolute state as embodied by 'the people' — i.e., switching from slavery to a tribal chieftain into slavery to the tribe."15

Democracy and capitalism seem to have triumphed. But, appearances can be deceiving. Instead of celebrating capitalism's virtues, we offer it grudging acceptance, contemptuous tolerance but only for its capacity to feed the insatiable maw of socialism. We do not conclude that socialism suffers from a fundamental and profound flaw. We conclude instead that its ends are worthy of any sacrifice — including our freedom. Revel notes that Marxism has been "shamed and ridiculed everywhere except American universities" but only after totalitarian systems "reached the limits of their wickedness."16

"Socialism concentrated all the wealth in the hands of an oligarchy in the name of social justice, reduced peoples to misery in the name of shar[ed] resources, to ignorance in the name of science. It created the modern world's most inegalitarian societies in the name of equality, the most vast network of concentration camps ever built [for] the defense of liberty."17

Revel warns: "The totalitarian mind can reappear in some new and unexpected and seemingly innocuous and indeed virtuous form. [¶]... [I]t ... will [probably] put itself forward under the cover of a generous doctrine, humanitarian, inspired by a concern for giving the disadvantaged their fair share, against corruption, and pollution, and 'exclusion.'"18

Of course, given the vision of the American Revolution just outlined, you might think none of that can happen here. I have news for you. It already has. The revolution is over. What started in the 1920's; became manifest in 1937; was consolidated in the 1960's; is now either building to a crescendo or getting ready to end with a whimper.

At this moment, it seems likely leviathan will continue to lumber along, picking up ballast and momentum, crushing everything in its path. Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates, and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible.

But what if anything does this have to do with law? Quite a lot, I think. In America, the national conversation will probably always include rhetoric about the rule of law. I have argued that collectivism was (and is) fundamentally incompatible with the vision that undergirded this country's founding. The New Deal, however, inoculated the federal Constitution with a kind of underground collectivist mentality. The Constitution itself was transmuted into a significantly different document. In his famous, all too famous, dissent in Lochner, Justice Holmes wrote that the "constitution is not intended to embody a particular economic theory, whether of paternalism and the organic relation of the citizen to the State or of laissez faire."19 Yes, one of the greatest (certainly one of the most quotable) jurists this nation has ever produced; but in this case, he was simply wrong. That Lochner dissent has troubled me — has annoyed me — for a long time and finally I understand why. It's because the framers did draft the Constitution with a surrounding sense of a particular polity in mind, one based on a definite conception of humanity. In fact as Professor Richard Epstein has said, Holmes's contention is "not true of our [ ] [Constitution], which was organized upon very explicit principles of political theory."20 It could be characterized as a plan for humanity "after the fall."

There is nothing new, of course, in the idea that the framers did not buy into the notion of human perfectibility. And the document they drafted and the nation adopted in 1789 is shot through with provisions that can only be understood against the supposition that humanity's capacity for evil and tyranny is quite as real and quite as great as its capacity for reason and altruism. Indeed, as noted earlier, in politics, the framers may have envisioned the former tendency as the stronger, especially in the wake of the country's experience under the Articles of Confederation. The fear of "factions," of an "encroaching tyranny"; the need for ambition to counter ambition"; all of these concerns identified in the Federalist Papers have stratagems designed to defend against them in the Constitution itself. We needed them, the framers were convinced, because "angels do not govern"; men do.

It was a quite opposite notion of humanity, of its fundamental nature and capacities, that animated the great concurrent event in the West in 1789 — the revolution in France. Out of that revolutionary holocaust — intellectually an improbable melding of Rousseau with Descartes — the powerful notion of abstract human rights was born. At the risk of being skewered by historians of ideas, I want to suggest that the belief in and the impulse toward human perfection, at least in the political life of a nation, is an idea whose arc can be traced from the Enlightenment, through the Terror, to Marx and Engels, to the Revolutions of 1917 and 1937. The latter date marks the triumph of our own socialist revolution. All of these events were manifestations of a particularly skewed view of human nature and the nature of human reason. To the extent the Enlightenment sought to substitute the paradigm of reason for faith, custom or tradition, it failed to provide rational explanation of the significance of human life. It thus led, in a sort of ultimate irony, to the repudiation of reason and to a full-fledged flight from truth — what Revel describes as "an almost pathological indifference to the truth."21

There were obviously urgent economic and social reasons driving not only the political culture but the constitutional culture in the mid-1930's — though it was actually the mistakes of governments (closed borders, high tariffs, and other protectionist measures) that transformed a "momentary breakdown into an international cataclysm."22 The climate of opinion favoring collectivist social and political solutions had a worldwide dimension.

Politically, the belief in human perfectibility is another way of asserting that differences between the few and the many can, over time, be erased. That creed is a critical philosophical proposition underlying the New Deal. What is extraordinary is the way that thesis infiltrated and effected American constitutionalism over the next three-quarters of a century. Its effect was not simply to repudiate, both philosophically and in legal doctrine, the framers' conception of humanity, but to cut away the very ground on which the Constitution rests. Because the only way to come to terms with an enduring Constitution is to believe that the human condition is itself enduring.

For complex reasons, attempts to impose a collectivist political solution in the United States failed. But, the political failure was of little practical concern, in a way that is oddly unappreciated, that same impulse succeeded within the judiciary, especially in the federal high court. The idea of abstract rights, government entitlements as the most significant form of property, is well suited to conditions of economic distress and the emergence of a propertyless class. But the economic convulsions of the late 1920's and early 1930's passed away; the doctrinal underpinnings of West Coast Hotel and the "switch in time" did not. Indeed, over the next half century it consumed much of the classical conception of the Constitution.

So secure were the intellectual underpinnings of the constitutional revolution, so self-evident the ambient cultural values of the policy elite who administered it, that the object of the high court's jurisprudence was largely devoted to the construction of a system for ranking the constitutional weight to be given contending social interests.

In the New Deal/Great Society era, a rule that was the polar opposite of the classical era of American law reigned. A judicial subjectivity whose very purpose was to do away with objective gauges of constitutionality, with universal principles, the better to give the judicial priesthood a free hand to remake the Constitution. After a handful of gross divisions reflecting the hierarchy of the elite's political values had been drawn (personal vs. economic rights, for example), the task was to construct a theoretical system, not of social or cultural norms, but of abstract constitutional weight a given interest merits — strict or rational basis scrutiny. The rest, the identification of underlying, extraconstitutional values, consisted of judicial tropes and a fortified rhetoric.

Protection of property was a major casualty of the Revolution of 1937. The paradigmatic case, written by that premiere constitutional operative, William O. Douglas, is Williamson v. Lee Optical.23 The court drew a line between personal rights and property rights or economic interests, and applied two different constitutional tests. Rights were reordered and property acquired a second class status.24 If the right asserted was economic, the court held the Legislature could do anything it pleased. Judicial review for alleged constitutional infirmities under the due process clause was virtually nonexistent. On the other hand, if the right was personal and "fundamental," review was intolerably strict. "From the Progressive era to the New Deal, [ ] property was by degrees ostracized from the company of rights.25 Something new, called economic rights, began to supplant the old property rights. This change, which occurred with remarkably little fanfare, was staggeringly significant. With the advent of "economic rights," the original meaning of rights was effectively destroyed. These new "rights" imposed obligations, not limits, on the state.

It thus became government's job not to protect property but, rather, to regulate and redistribute it. And, the epic proportions of the disaster which has befallen millions of people during the ensuing decades has not altered our fervent commitment to statism. The words of Judge Alex Kozinski, written in 1991, are not very encouraging." 'What we have learned from the experience of Eastern Europe and the Soviet Union ... is that you need capitalism to make socialism work.' In other words, capitalism must produce what socialism is to distribute."26 Are the signs and portents any better at the beginning of a new century?

Has the constitutional Zeitgeist that has reigned in the United States since the beginning of the Progressive Era come to its conclusion? And if it has, what will replace it? I wish I knew the answer to these questions. It is true — in the words of another old song: "There's something happening here. What it is ain't exactly clear."27

The oracles point in all directions at once. Political polls suggest voters no longer desire tax cuts. But, taxpayers who pay the largest proportion of taxes are now a minority of all voters. On the other hand, until last term the Supreme Court held out the promising possibility of a revival of what might be called Lochnerism-lite in a trio of cases — Nollan, Dolan, and Lucas, Those cases offered a principled but pragmatic means-end standard of scrutiny under the takings clause.

But there are even deeper movements afoot. Tectonic plates are shifting and the resulting cataclysm may make 1937 look tame.

Lionel Tiger, in a provocative new book called The Decline of Males, posits a brilliant and disturbing new paradigm. He notes we used to think of a family as a man, a woman, and a child. Now, a remarkable new family pattern has emerged which he labels "bureaugamy." A new trinity: a woman, a child, and a bureaucrat."28 Professor Tiger contends that most, if not all, of the gender gap that elected Bill Clinton to a second term in 1996 is explained by this phenomenon. According to Tiger, women moved in overwhelming numbers to the Democratic party as the party most likely to implement policies and programs which will support these new reproductive strategies.

Professor Tiger is not critical of these strategies. He views this trend as the triumph of reproduction over production; the triumph of Darwinism over Marxism; and he advocates broad political changes to accommodate it.

Others do not see these changes as quite so benign or culturally neutral. Jacques Barzan finds the Central Western notion of emancipation has been devalued. It has now come to mean that "nothing stands in the way of every wish."29 The result is a decadent age — an era in which "there are no clear lines of advance"; "when people accept futility and the absurd as normal[,] the culture is decadent."30

Stanley Rosen defines "our present crisis as a fatigue induced by ... accumulated decisions of so many revolutions."31 He finds us, in the spirit of Pascal, knowing "too much to be ignorant and too little to be wise."32

I will close with a story I like a lot. It's a true story. It happened on June 10, 1990. A British Airways jet bound for Malaga, Spain, took off from Birmingham, England. It was expected to be a routine flight. As the jet climbed through the 23,000-foot level, there was a loud bang; the cockpit windshield directly in front of the captain blew out. The sudden decompression sucked Captain Lancaster out of his seatbelt and into the hole left by the windscreen. A steward who happened to be in the cockpit managed to snag the captain's feet as he hurtled past. Another steward rushed onto the flight deck, strapped himself into the captain's chair and, helped by other members of the crew, clung with all his strength to the captain. The slipstream was so fierce, they were unable to drag the pilot back into the plane. His clothing was ripped from his body. With Lancaster plastered against the nose of the jet, the co-pilot donned an oxygen mask and flew the plane to Southampton —approximately 15 minutes away — and landed safely. The captain had a fractured elbow, wrist and thumb; a mild case of frostbite, but was otherwise unharmed.

We find ourselves, like the captain, in a situation that is hopeless but not yet desperate. The arcs of history, culture, philosophy, and science all seem to be converging on this temporal instant. Familiar arrangements are coming apart; valuable things are torn from our hands, snatched away by the decompression of our fragile ark of culture. But, it is too soon to despair. The collapse of the old system may be the crucible of a new vision. We must get a grip on what we can and hold on. Hold on with all the energy and imagination and ferocity we possess. Hold on even while we accept the darkness. We know not what miracles may happen; what heroic possibilities exist. We may be only moments away from a new dawn.

WE NEED THIS LADY ON THE SUPREME COURT!!

Regards...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-15   15:14:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1493. To: All (#1492)

"Yep...and she also attended the law school of MUDZ alma mater (Thomas Jefferson's University of Virginia).

"Politically, the belief in human perfectibility is another way of asserting that differences between the few and the many can, over time, be erased. That creed is a critical philosophical proposition underlying the New Deal. What is extraordinary is the way that thesis infiltrated and effected American constitutionalism over the next three-quarters of a century. Its effect was not simply to repudiate, both philosophically and in legal doctrine, the framers' conception of humanity, but to cut away the very ground on which the Constitution rests. Because the only way to come to terms with an enduring Constitution is to believe that the human condition is itself enduring. For complex reasons, attempts to impose a collectivist political solution in the United States failed. But, the political failure was of little practical concern, in a way that is oddly unappreciated, that same impulse succeeded within the judiciary, especially in the federal high court. The idea of abstract rights, government entitlements as the most significant form of property, is well suited to conditions of economic distress and the emergence of a propertyless class. But the economic convulsions of the late 1920's and early 1930's passed away; the doctrinal underpinnings of West Coast Hotel and the "switch in time" did not. Indeed, over the next half century it consumed much of the classical conception of the Constitution. So secure were the intellectual underpinnings of the constitutional revolution, so self-evident the ambient cultural values of the policy elite who administered it, that the object of the high court's jurisprudence was largely devoted to the construction of a system for ranking the constitutional weight to be given contending social interests."

I'm presently reading Mark Levin's book "Men In Black" and Levin and Brown seem to share much of the same philosophy.

Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-02 11:59:44 ET

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-15   15:19:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1494. To: sneakypete, r-u-n-n o-f-t, doug from upland, coral snake, TLBSHOW, Jim Robinson, Bob J, Howlin, Ms. Antifeminazi, Cal (#1493)

Hey lookey here, my muse visited on my this afternoon and left this...

"A Righteous Lady's Tale!!"
(To be sung to Procul Harem's "A WHITER SHADE OF PALE")
08/06/1967...6 weeks at #1 - 15 weeks on chart

There lived a sharecrop farmer...
His daughter's strong and bold!!
Never owned the land that they picked...
But they weren't Big Guv'ment WHORES!!
She grew up loving hard work...
And those FReedoms that she had...
By candlelight, she'd read and think...
'bout Southern Justice Day!!

And so it WUUUZZZ that later...
That young woman's future sailed!!
But her RACE was what RATS noticed...
'bout this Righteous Lady's Tale!!

(Mudboy on Organ)

She said, "FReedom's the Reason...
And there's Truth in Liberty!!"
But she wondered WHY the Left's so ODD...
And scair't 'bout bein' FRee!!
RATS had Lib'ral SCUM pervertin'...
It twas FReedom Left LOATHED most!!
That Rogers' girl's eyes were opened...
While all Dem Lib'ral minds were closed!!

And so it WUUUZZZ that lay-ay-ater...
When George Dubyuh called her name...
And her RACE ain't what folks noticed...
'bout this Righteous Lady's Tale!!

(More MUD on organ)

You folks shall LUUUVVV this lady...

Mudboy Slim (7/2/05)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-15   15:26:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1495. To: Apple of MUDZ good eye... (#1494)

Her girl, you need to brush those pearly whites more often cuz YOU GOT THE ZACKLeeez purty BAD>>wherein yer breath smellz ZACKlee like yer bunghole, dude...so it's not REALLY a compliment, depending mostly upon yer TONE. Apple...mints; tequila, whatever, you get greazed up and MUD'll meet ya MORE than halfway across...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-15   15:30:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1496. To: All My FRiends and ENEMIES of the State... (#1495)

LINK

Black XXX: "My FRiends!!"
The MudCave | 18 September 2004 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on Saturday, September 18, 2004 11:35:05 PM by Mudboy Slim

"My FRiends!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")

My FRiends, I'm quite impressed...
Yer zeal's unquestioned!!
FReepin' excellence...
Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!!
Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!

Hanoi John's got it rough...
Left's gettin' desperate!!
Willie's Prison-bound...
MUD wants...to give Slick many years...
Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!

I love all of you...
Who're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

My FRiends are FReedom-blessed...
Let's FReep the World!!
Ignore the LeftWing Press...
They forge...TRUTH, RATS wanna suppress!!
Left must confess!!

I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

Imagine...dream...export Liberty!!
Bein' FRee is "peace"!!
I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls...
'Cuz Left is DEAD!!
Each tyrant's bound to fall...
Muslims...yer trust is what we want...
As FRiends, we'll live!!

I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Life's hard...Demand the Truth!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

Mudboy Slim

------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Three years ago today, I posted the first Black thread, exactly one week after the Twin Towers and the Pentagon were ruthlessly attacked on 9/11/01!! Since that time, we have chronicled America's War on Terrorism, witnessing our winning two wars and liberating tens of millions of Afghans and Iraqis from despotic rule. Still, the War is far from over...the next step is defeating Hanoi John Kerry and the gutless girleymen who now dominate the DemonRAT Party!!

While 100% supportive of George W. Bush's performance as Commander-in-Chief, I've been far less enthralled by Dubyuh's outta control domestic spending binge, leading me to look into supporting either the Constitution or Libertarian candidate fer POTUS. While it's still a 3-person race fer my vote, I will say that the DemonRATS' horrific mud-slingin' and LIES has begun to tilt the playing field in the direction of supporting Dubyuh...all I want to see now is a little more acknowledgement that his Administration's first-term spending binge was a mistake and he'll get it under control in the second term!! That's certainly not too much to ask, is it?!

FReegards...MUD

BTW..."Black I" 1 posted on Saturday, September 18, 2004 11:35:05 PM by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-15   15:41:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1497. To: Mudboy Slim, *Bill of Rights-Constitution* (#1492)

WE NEED THIS LADY ON THE SUPREME COURT!!

Quoting FA Hayek and Procol Harem? Oh dear, what next!

Judge Andrew Napalatano just spent an hour at Trump Tower discussing the qualities of a good SCOTUS justice..... libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=49066

Hondo68  posted on  2016-12-15   15:45:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1498. To: stand watie, conservativemusician, Corin Stormhands, P8riot, AdSimp, iceskater, yankhater (#1496)

"Big Guv'ment!!"
(To be sung to Steppenwolf's "The Pusher")

You know I pay way too much in tax...
Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!!
Folks, I never wanted nothin'...
FRom Dem Lib'rals like Bill!!
You know, I've seen a lot of Lib'rals walkin' 'round...
With HATRED in their eyes!!
'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care...
Ah, if you live or if you die!!

God damn Big Guv'ment!!
God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!!
Right shall Devolve Power from Government!!

DemRATS are dealers...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!!
Gotta whup ass on "The Man!!"
'Cuz folks, Dem Lib'rals they're all monsters...
Good God, Right's gotta make a stand!!
The hammer and the scickle (sp?) ain't the way!!
Folks, Left's sellin' you all their FReak dreams...
Ah, but Big Guv'ment takes all yer money...
Lord, we'll FReep Dems...we'll FReep fer Righteous Dreams!!

God damn...Big Guv'ment!!
God damns...God damns the Sosh'lists!!
Right musr RISE UP, God...smite down Big Guv'ment man!!

Well, now if I were the president of this land...
You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!!
I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much we spend!!
Yes I'd kill Left with my Bible and my FReepin' and my pen!!

God damn Big Guv'ment!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!!
I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!"

FReegards...MUD (06/29/2004)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-15   15:46:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1499. To: hondo68 (#1497)

Dude, you have bad breath, most likely a HALIOTOSIS issue cuz I can smell yer breath from HERE, bitch!! Brush yer teeth...or eat something that doesn't smell like yer asshole, wench.

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-15   15:48:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1500. To: All (#1499)

Fitteen hunnerd...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-15   15:48:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1501. To: A K A Stone (#1402)

J'AccKOOse, Senor Stoney, mi amigo and fellow FUTURE Richmond Mayor...U hacked into the Linux Fortune programs and MUD CAN ALWAYS PROVE IT...gare-RON-FRickin' TEED!!

Q: What's the difference between the RATZ/RINOZ/Teyrie (d'FEYrie princess OF KLINTONIA RAT-wussies, Inc. L.L.C. and patent pending further official review by some dumbasses HOO shouldn't have jobs, they are simply refuse hired and stored fer RAT use in the FEWchair, bitches...) MacAuliffe, the totally discredited RAT-Media (including GLENN frickin' BECK**, you DERANGED PUNK A-hole!!) and the Titanic?

"A: The Titanic had a band."

CHOW, StoneyBoy...this place usedta have class, now YOU let anyone POST, U sellout.

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-16   10:30:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1502. To: A K A Stone (#1501)

THAT was so cool...yer not a STOOOPID as everyone sez you most certainly ARE, imho, of course I rarely agree with ANYONE about ANYTHING, sew FUCK U2, and yer breath smells even worse, AcidHead...hmmm, is MUD still harvesting his own special MAGIK Mushroom, Inc. MAGIK Mushroomz?! Or is he simply eating his own Private Stock and being ORNERY again?? MUD NOZE, but ain't sayin'...MUD

Just joshin', STONERiest of the StoneyBouyz, THIS TIME, bring me the FRESH Skoal Wintergreen Longcut, U STOOOPID, long-haired hippy HOO never seen a bath with running water until MUD took you under his wing, you faggot. How DID U dew that, mi compadre, PUNK!!??

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-16   10:41:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1503. To: A K A Stone, DOG, HUAN, SunTzu, war SUX donkey DIX!! (#1502) (Edited)

true story...mud video-recorded this historic exchange for FUTURE YouTube airing...

Once and fer ALL, dude...EAT the fuckin' MENTOS, ZACKleeMan. Like DOG sed...

"YER BREFfessess (aka "Breath")(stutter, gulp, piss, shit, and belch...FART!! Longer FART!!
CHUG!! SHOTGUN!! BEER BONG!! Piss...)
...SMELLZ ZACKlee LIKE MUDZ BungHole, STONEYboy!!"

...2 which MUD calmlee replied, rather drolly, as-a-matter-of-fact...

"DOG!! GIT AWAY from my gawldurned BUNGHOLE!! U MORON!!
Or I"LL WHUP yer ASS again, is what, U PUNK-arsed BEE-ahhhtch!!
Don't MAKE ME stop this car and come back there, U STOOOPID SUNZ O' BITCHES!!"

MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-16   11:01:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1504. To: hondo68, Oh dear..BOY!! or is it, Ma'am...? Sew Hondo's a BIRD..DAME?!! HOO knew?!! (#1497) (Edited)

"Quoting FA Hayek and Procol Harem? Oh dear, what next!

"Oh dear?!" Sheeesh, Hondo...heavenz2murgatroy, PHAT-Man LouLou MUDmonskeee!!

And HOO the FUCK AX'd U, dude?!
Sew, yeah, mind MUDZ own business, 4evahhh...MUD

BTW...Hondo68...BITE ME, bitch...LOL!! )8^D!!

Regardz...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-16   11:19:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1505. To: hondo68...and the rest of U ssshhMOEwwwzz... (#1497) (Edited)

"Happy Holy Daze!!"

2 all U el'FLAMERZ out there...

HOWL-luh-LOUlou TWO2too ...YUH!!

"The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power."

-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-17   10:24:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1506. To: Fred Mertz, Ethyl d'BITCH!! DOG, BigDog, puppeeDOG, HUAN!!! (#1427)

Fred Mertz: "Hey Ethyl...yer tongue smellz ZACKlee like MUDZ BUNGhole!!"

"Young Elian's Daydreamin'..."
(To be sung to Jimmy Buffett's "Havana Daydreamin'")

Fussed and cussed that Reno whore...
"Butch" storm-trooped his new home!
Sent him back to Ol' Castro...
To help her pal, Gore.
Wishin' he'd been older then...
So he wouldda had some Rights.
Thinkin' 'bout how sweet FReedom did taste...
Fer his Liberty, he'd fight!!

Young Elian's daydreamin'...
'Bout when his FReedom was swiped away.....

Papa played Ol' Fidel's game...
'Else his own ma'd be dead!
Elian knows the Ultimate Villain...
Was America's Tyrant, Slick!
Couldda stood up strong and bold...
Instead kissed Castro's A$$...
'Cuz Lib'rals believe that real FReedom's obscene...
Said, "ENSLAVE that young lad!!"

Young Elian's daydreamin'...
Lord, he's just schemin' his return to the States!!

(Soothin' guitar/piano reprise)

Greggie Craig, consigliere...
Clinton's private whore...
Fought the case against Liberty...
JUSTICE?! Ain't parta his World!
Sheeple, why should we be resigned...
To accept this Leftist BILE?!!
Let's sing and yell...let's give Left Hell!!
We'll be groovin' 'cuz Right's back in style!!

Else young Elian'll be leavin'...
Folks, we'll be stealin' his rights away...
Come on, all you FReepers...
Folks, it's all 'bout FReedom...Elian must stay!!

Doo doo doo dooo doooo...
Doo doo doo dooo dooooooo...

MargaritaVille FReegards...MUD
(06/25/2000)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-17   10:40:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1507. To: goldilucky (#1506)

"Happy NOO-TRUMPian Independence Day, y'all!!"

MUD: "And remember, religions don't fight...people fight and use "religion" as their excuse...
All religions can coexist peacefully, it's WeThePeople HOO've gotta git a clue!!

"Muslims"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")

Muslims...my FRiends...
When will yer Jihad disappear?!
Arabs...my bro's...
Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With GOOD Allah in their souls...
Saudi money...EVIL goals!!
Please explain why them folks died!!
But Muslims...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!

Allah...is innocent...yeah...
Koran's Right...put HATE aside!!
Muslims...we'll still love ya...
Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"

(Haunting keyboard solo by MUD)

So...daughters, gently sleep...
Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!!
Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!!
And my FRiends...FReepers, ain't no way MUD sez "Goodbye!"

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, Kabul...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join our fight!!
Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?!
Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...

FReegards...MUD

BTW...MUD has often been described as having many desirable Jedi traits...LOL!!

3 Posted on 09/18/2001 08:44:26 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Heh heh heh...MUD

("Left's NO MATCH fer a Righteous Man with a Righteous Plan, bitchezzz!!" )

Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-04 11:15:39 ET

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-17   10:56:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1508. To: goldilucky, Snow Bunny, Landru, Alamo-Girl, detsaoT, Doctor Raoul, PhiKapMom, Geezerette, amom, KC Burke (#1507)

Mudboy Slim is JUST A........

"Simple Man"...(SKYnerd Version)"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Simple Man")

His Mama told Bill...when he was young...
"Slick, sit beside me...my eldest son.
My life's been wasted...on Boyz who Play...
So, please don't do this...you will thank me...Good Guys don't stray!!
Ah, yes...

Stop spendin' time...with that Hill'ry lass!
Her legs are stumps...and her ass is fat.
Bill, find a woman...oh, yeah...you truly love...
This Rodham chick, son...is Ol' Chi-ca-go Scum!!

Slick, life is simple...have a plan...
Oh, be someone...folks trust, then you're a Man.
Willie, be a simple, kindly man.
Oh, won't you do this...for me, Slick...if you can!

Forsake your lust...for the ChinaMan's gold...
Don't lust for Power...it corrupts your soul!
Slick, you can do this...oh baby...if you try...
All that I want for you, my son...is to say, 'I never lied!'

Slick, be a symbol...make your stand!
Bill, serve your Country...if you're called to Viet Nam!
Willie, life is simple...for a Man...
You've been blessed, Slick...so give up...those one-night stands!!"
SLICK LIED, "I WILL!!"

(Guitar Jammin'...)

You know the story...Slick loved himself!
Bill's Lust For Power...eclipsed all else!
Committed TREASON...bombed babies...and HE LIED!
Killed folks in Kosovo, Good Lord, just to cover up his crimes!!!!

Now Slick's a symbol...I can't stand...
Gotta do something...perhaps, I'll start a band!!
Willie, he's a symbol...New World Man!
"Good Folks, don't let SLIXZ...Chi-Com WHORE...TREASON stand!!"

Willie, you're a simple, Traitorous Man...
U.R. "Guilty!!"...time to pay The Band....

Mudboy Slim

Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-04 14:22:08 ET

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-17   11:08:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1509. To: hondo68 (#1497)

"You're currently going through a difficult transition period called "Life." "

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Oh YEAH?! Well...FU*K U2, then ROTATE COUNTER-clockWIZE!!

THRICE...MUD )8^D!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-17   13:28:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1510. To: All CHIX, DAMEZ, BOIDZ!! (#1509) (Edited)

And 4 the LOVE of Pete...BRUSH YER FRickin' TEETH, bitch...U gotz the ZACKleeEEZ!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-17   13:30:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1511. To: Uncle Vinnie from Philly (#1510)

Uncle Vinny told me all I need 2 KNOW bout WOMYN when I turned nine...

MUD, youse gotz T'REE types of WOMYN...U gotz yer CHIX...and all CHIX are STOOOPID!!

Then, MUD, youse gotz yer DAMEZ...and Dem-OKrat DAMEZ are even STOOOPIDer!!

And then, Mr. Slim, youse gotz yer BOIDZ...and dems duh ones ya want 2 BOINK!!

ANY HOT boidz out there?! MUDZ gittin' HORNY/ornery...MUD )8^D!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-17   13:38:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1512. To: All (#1511)

Now THATZ wot MUD callz FLIRTIN'...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-17   13:41:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1513. To: Mudboy Slim, Neoconz (#1511)

ANY HOT boidz out there?!

1-800-Tater

Hondo68  posted on  2016-12-17   14:08:18 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1514. To: hondo68, war (#1513)

Finally!! "war" is OFFICIALLY out of the closet...MUD

Heh heh heh...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-19   11:47:50 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1515. To: TheTruth2004, ferret, rotten, tpaine, goldi-lox, USMCvet, AuntB, goldilucky, sneakypete, ABert, Landru (#1514)

"Right's Winning"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")

Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of The Right!!

We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago...
Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze.
Clinton, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a Curse!
Nation needs The Right to lead her...We'll DETHRONE Willie first...
That's our solemn pledge! Slick's Goons Shall FEAR Our Might!!

Right's winning...the Truth shall come to light!!
Must make sure all the Sheeple understand.
We shan't let Traitors go...Bill Clinton must be caught!
We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked!
Bill's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!!
Right's winning...remember as we fight...
November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!

Slick, watch my dreams come true!!
Re-Impeached by Congress...Convicted of Treason!!
Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's Winning!!

Bill, your crimes condemn you...Slick, we will soon judge...
Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughing quietly...
MUD predicted this...Right's winning!!

(Reprise)

Ignore the Left's protests...They love Slick 'cuz RATS love Liars!
Right's Winning!! Come join the Noble Right...

Come join our Righteous Fight!!

FReegards...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-07

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-19   11:56:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1516. To: All (#1515)

"Black XXXII"

Amendment IX.
The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

Amendment X.
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

Amendment XI.
The Judicial power of the United States shall not be construed to extend to any suit in law or equity, commenced or prosecuted against one of the United States by Citizens of another State, or by Citizens or Subjects of any Foreign State.

Out on the road, I've been thinking all day about starting a thread talkin' 'bout Amendments IX and X, but when I pulled up XI and figgered that was relevant as well.

IMHO, the whole Roe v. Wade debate is a smokescreen fer the RATZ/RINOZ...heck, most folks I know--Right or Left--don't like slicin' and dicin' third-trimester unborns, but the Left is using Abortion to keep Originalists off the Supreme Court!! Just look at the 9th and 10th Amendments...no way a fair-minded judge can make the argument that we are honoring these last two bulwarks from the Bill of Rights!!

This is a debate that we must now endeavor to have...Originalists should be the ONLY candidates fer nomination to the SCOTUS if Donald Trump is gonna honor his campaign promise to nominate candidates like Scalia and Thomas!! Heck, that's why many Trump voters cast their ballots as they did!!

Regards...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-19   12:01:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1517. To: war, Biff Tannen, Willie Green, Ethyl and Fred Mertz (#1407)

"Lord, what fools these mortals be!"
-- William Shakespeare, "A Midsummer-Night's Dream"

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Willie Shakes is talkin' at y'all, Obamabot RAT-trollz...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-19   14:23:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1518. To: Ghost of Quantrill, Badeye, white sands, Cal, Fitz, r-u-n-n o-f-t, Ward Smythe, Flora McDonald, jla, FBD, Landru (#1514)

"Eve of Destruction!!"
(To be sung to Barry McGuire's "Eve Of Destruction")

Mideastern world...tyrants implodin'...
RATS dispairin'...Right's emboldened!!
Reject John Kerry's swill...be righteous voters...
Decry the need fer War...believe the SwiftVetBoaters...
'Cuz without soldiers fer FReedom, FReedom's verboten!!

Lib'rals tell me...
Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Folks, I don't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!

Join our righteous band, we're just dyin' to play...
Must reject RATS' fears...and FReepin's the way!!
When the Lib'rals are crushed...it's a true glory day!!
Gotta Country to save...put fascists in their graves!!
Lib'ral kooks astound ya, boy...TRUTH's bound to scare you, boy!!

Medyuh tells me...
Over and over, "It's over, we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Still, I won't believe...we're on the eve of destruction!!

Sure, Ol' MUD's so mad...at Left's belly-achin'...
RATS peddle Fear...Left's Power's fadin'...
Medyuh twists the Truth...monopoly is breakin'!!
Two blow-dried Senators...DemRATS must be quakin'!!
Dem marchers are stoned...virtue's been forsaken...
All humans expect...Righteous Liberation!!
Thw whole Lib'ral World...let's just eradicate it!!

Sosh'lists tell me...
Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!", my FRiends...
Right, we can't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!

Next, we'll liberate...people of Red China...
Ron Reagan showed US how...by whuppin' Commie Russia!!
Dem Lib'rals fear the whole human race...
Sosh'lism's been spurned...Guv'ment's been disgraced!!
Great devolution's come...cede Power to the States!!
Bureaucracy's tax-fed...Income Tax erased!!
Love yer next-door neighbor...and don't fergit to say Grace!!

RATS tell me...
Over and over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Folks now believe...Left's on the Eve of Extinction!!"
Mmmm, yes folks, Liberty...demands the Lib'rals' destruction!!

Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-19   14:29:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1519. To: All (#1518)

From the internet...

"Black and White"

(Under age 40? You won't understand.)

You could hardly see for all the snow,

Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go.

Pull a chair up to the TV set,

"Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet."

Depending on the channel you tuned,

You got Rob and Laura - or Ward and June.

It felt so good. It felt so right.

Life looked better in black and white.

I Love Lucy, The Real McCoys,

Dennis the Menace, the Cleaver boys,

Rawhide, Gunsmoke, Wagon Train,

Superman, Jimmy and Lois Lane.

Father Knows Best, Patty Duke,

Rin Tin Tin and Lassie too,

Donna Reed on Thursday night! --

Life looked better in black and white.

I wanna go back to black and white.

Everything always turned out right.

Simple people, simple lives...

Good guys always won the fights.

Now nothing is the way it seems,

In living color on the TV screen.

Too many murders, too many fights,

I wanna go back to black and white.

In God they trusted, alone they slept,

A promise made was a promise kept.

They never cussed or broke their vows.

They'd never make the network now.

But if I could, I'd rather be

In a TV town in '53.

It felt so good. It felt so right.

Life looked better in black and white.

I'd trade all the channels on the satellite,

If I could just turn back the clock tonight

To when everybody knew wrong from right.

Life was better in black and white!

Good stuff...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-19   14:33:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1520. To: All (#1518)

From the internet...

"Black and White"
(Under age 40? You won't understand.)

You could hardly see for all the snow,
Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go.
Pull a chair up to the TV set,
"Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet."

Depending on the channel you tuned,
You got Rob and Laura - or Ward and June.
It felt so good. It felt so right.
Life looked better in black and white.

I Love Lucy, The Real McCoys,
Dennis the Menace, the Cleaver boys,
Rawhide, Gunsmoke, Wagon Train,
Superman, Jimmy and Lois Lane.

Father Knows Best, Patty Duke,
Rin Tin Tin and Lassie too,
Donna Reed on Thursday night! --
Life looked better in black and white.

I wanna go back to black and white.
Everything always turned out right.
Simple people, simple lives...
Good guys always won the fights.

Now nothing is the way it seems,
In living color on the TV screen.
Too many murders, too many fights,
I wanna go back to black and white.

In God they trusted, alone they slept,
A promise made was a promise kept.
They never cussed or broke their vows.
They'd never make the network now.

But if I could, I'd rather be
In a TV town in '53.
It felt so good. It felt so right.
Life looked better in black and white.

I'd trade all the channels on the satellite,
If I could just turn back the clock tonight
To when everybody knew wrong from right.
Life was better in black and white!

Good stuff...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-19   14:34:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1521. To: All (#1514)

"If people bring too much courage into this world, the world has to kill them or break them, so of course, it breaks them. The world breaks everyone, and afterward, many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break, IT KILLS. It kills the very good, the very gentle, and the very brave, impartially. If you are none of these, you can be sure it will kill you, too. [U2?!!], but there will be no special hurry."
--Ernest Hemingway "A Farewell to Arms"

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Well, Mr. Hemingway was NOT a coward, but he broke, and killed HIMSELF--the "Cowardz Way Out"--at 61 years YOUNG!!

TRAGIClee...FLAWed...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-20   9:41:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1522. To: All (#1516)

"Treason and High Crimes"
(To be sung to the Outlaws' "Green Grass and High Tides")

It's a place your children dream of, where great men once led the free...
Ol' Abe Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Washington each graced the seat...
FDR, Kennedy, and Jefferson once served the office with pride!
But now we've got Slick Willie bangin' young interns...
Left-Wing tells us, "Let it slide..."

Well, Clinton's been a damned disgrace, spy stories all ring true...
If you say, "It's all Okay!", what does that say 'bout you?!
Med'yuh refuses to ask tough questions, as though Slick were King.
But patriots cannot believe in Bill,
'Cuz Slick's sold his soul to Beijing!! Left declares...

"Treason and high crimes don't matter!"
Good DemocRATS fallin' from glory...
Still, Lib'rals say, "We adore you!"
Left's King's a freak...good folks abhor you-oouu!!

(Guitar Jammin')

Those who don't fight Evil find their souls have been sold cheap...
Numb poltroons can't see how Power has warped Ol' Slick Willie!
Crimes and Slime define their WHORE, they take up all his time.
We'll Re-Impeach, then Slick will do his prison time...
Right'll force him there!!!

Treason and High Crimes will be proved...
Will Democrats follow Slick blindly?!
The Left-Wing says, "We adore you!"
Election's soon...voters will show you-oouu!
Yeah...the Right'll slaughter you-ou-ou-ouuu...!!!

(Mo' Guitar Jammin' to Fade)

Mudboy Slim (08/18/2000)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-20   9:50:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1523. To: goldilucky, jla, FBD, kristinn, Angelwood, Sauropod, ironman, trueblackman, Race Bannon (#1522)

"What Good Am I?!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "What Good Am I?")

What good am I...if I'm like all the rest?
If I just turn away...when Slick's slaughterin' kids...
If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine...
What...good...am...I?!

Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth?
'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the Dead Slick's thugs shoot?
Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?!
Whose...FOOL...am...I?!

What good am I...if I fail to FReep?!
Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep?
When I've seen Waco pictures...children thoughtlessly FRIED...
What...good...am...I?!

Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FRee?!
FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S DETHRONE WILLIE!!!
Prosecute all his crimes...let's send Slick to Prison!!
Soon, Slick'll RESIGN...or we'll RE-IMPEACH!!!

What good am I...if I bless foolish things?
If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?!
Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?!
I...would...rather...die!!

Mudboy Slim (08/03/2000)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-20   10:05:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1524. To: r-u-n-n o-f-t, white sands, TLBSHOW, ferret, Julian the Apostate, rotten, dwbh, FormerLurker, malador, eschoir (#1523)

"Slick's DemonRATS!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springteen's "Pink Cadillac")

Left may think we're foolish...
Fer the righteous things we do.
Slick, you wonder why we taunt you...
Why you insult our values like you do.
Slick Willie, you are a SCUMBAG...
There ain't no secret 'bout that!!
So, come on over here and LISTEN...
Willie, I'll spill the facts!
Slick Willie, it ain't yer Country...
Indictment'll be proof of that!!
We loathe you fer yer Waco Attack...
Nukes to Chinese...
Rapin' Broaddrick...
Fightin' 'gainst the FRee...
Skankin' on young girls...
Bullyin' the Right...
Spendin' all our tax-money on yer overseas flights!!
Willie, I just wonder...
Why Lib'rals still cut you slack...
With yer knife in their backs...
Slick's DemonRATS!!!!

Bill Clinton desecrates his Bible...
Bombs Nations justa show he's strong!!
There's always another temptress...
Prez'dent really oughtta know doin' interns is WRONG!!
Chi-Coms bought you, Bill, with Silver...
Slick, you sold our NUKES fer Gold!!
Tyrants BRIBE Ol' Slick with treasures...
National Security's been SOLD!!
Lewinsky tempted Clinton with her strap thong...
Slick said, "Lemme snort a li'l crack!!"
Just another of Slick's DemonRATS!!
Indict the CREEP...
Next, WE SHALL CONVICT!!
In jail, Slick'll sleep!!
Prison's Slick's New World...
Prison's only right...
Savin' all his lovin' fer a cellmate named Dwight!! (BWAHAHAHA!!! )
Willie, I just wonder if you'll sleep well in yer rack...
Or will YOU simply crack?!

Now some folks say MUDZ too BOLD...
He should "show more class."
Some folks say MUDZ too COLD...
Well, DemRATS can kiss MUDZ a$$!!
This Country is bigger than Bill Clinton...
It's bigger than the Med'yuh, too!!
Clinton, there's only one thing...
That I must say to you...
"Slick Willie...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"
RightWing, we must go on the attack...
And kick the butts of all Slick's DemonRATS!!
Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...

(Fade to finish...)

Mudboy Slim

Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-11 16:11:03 ET

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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