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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#8. To: war, Mudboy Slim (#0)
Can't we all just get along?
Mudbot normally craves attention and he's got it here on this thread. What gives?
I'm puzzled... Maybe a folk song? MuddButt and The Fleshy Gun [sung to Needle and the Damage Done] I caught Mudd suckin' off a fat male whore... He hit his kneesies when he found a man...
I've been using this screen name for almost a dozen years now. Although it doesn't seem to impress the hot chicks I've done alright for myself in that department when they meet me in person.
And I'm pretty sure I've known you fer the lion's share of that time...and I'm pretty sure yer the only Liberty'sFlame poster I've actually met in real life. That said, yer defense of the ObamaNation continues to baffle those of us who thought you supported Constitutional Governence...MUD
If you can find some evidence of that please post it. I predicted he'd win by watching the tea leaves.
You've been defending Obama fer months, and agreeing with those who are obviously Obamabots. When i usedta know you on FR and in DeeCee, you seemed to be in agreement that BigGuv'mentCorruption was a bad thing, but now you are cavorting with those who want to grow the Federal Leviathan even faster than Slick Willie and Dubyuh COMBINED!! I'm sorry if yer personal life has deteriorated to the point that you are now looking to Obama fer yer daily sustenance...MUD
Had you not been servicing Boy Blunder all those year's Nudge, you'd understand why we are in this mess. Obama didn't make it.
I never claimed that he did...RATS/RINOs have been working together to grow the Federal Leviathan at a dizzying pace ever since FDR. No, Obama didn't make this mess, but right now he is making this mess WORSE...MUD
Bullshit, Nudge. Yer history of denigrating democrats as the root of all evil and giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn reveals that to be a lie...
I am quite proud of my RAT-denigration strategies and tactics, war, but I also apply them to RINOs and all other defenders of an ever-expanding Federal Leviathan. However, regarding yer delusions about me "giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn", that's demonstrably false. I repeatedly attacked Bush on multiple Forums regarding his outta control spending and willingness to grow the Federal leviathan at an even greater pace than Slick Willie and the RATS!! What's always pissed off you RATS is the fact that I supported America's--and Dubyuh's- - efforts to Liberate Iraq...LOL!! But you know full well I fought Dubyuh on his proposed Amnesty fer ILLEGALS and I was against the Bush/Paulson bailouts in the Fall of 2008. See, war, the Truth is out there...and that's what really pisses you off becuz you are starting to realize that EVERYONE knows you to be the Obamabot RAT LIAR you are...the proof is there fer all to see!! MUD
Oh you should be Nudge...you're the Brownie of the internet just doing a hackuva, er, heckuva job!!! However, regarding yer delusions about me "giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn", that's demonstrably false. I repeatedly attacked Boy blunder on multiple Forums regarding his outta control spending and willingness to grow the Federal leviathan [sic] What is demonstrbly false is YOU believing that you did...name one spending initiative of Boy Blunder's that you opposed.... I'll wait...
Free Prescription Drugs/Medicare Expansion, fer one, and the Paulson Bailouts fer a second one...plus, I'm on-record saying we waaay over-spent on the Katrina fallout and that we should get rid of FEMA altogether. And one of the arrows I used in my quiver of "anti-BushAmnestyferILLEGALS" arguments was the cost issue, as wasteful welfare spending would obviously rise if we brought 12 Million ILLEGALS "out of the shadows"!! And you know this becuz yer squirrelly li'l punk-ass follows me around the net and reads my words...I know you do!! Yer charade has been exposed, war, we all know you are an Obamabot POSEUR...MUD
I see...you opposed it...you were just sick those days when it was discussed... and the What's the REAL reason you opposed them Nudge? A) To break the auto union and B) because you were afraid that it simply set the stage for Obama to spend more. And your "opposition" was at best tepid...
LOL...so if you didn't know me at the time, it doesn't exist?! Sheeesh...I was posting 24/7 at FR.com back when this debate was roiling...go back and look fer yerself!! I will tell you this, and I admitted it at the time...as much as I opposed Medicare Expansion at the time, Bush would NOT have won Florida if he didn't have a "FREE DRUGS FER SENIORS" plan in place fer the 2000 elections. So, as much as I was right on principle, politically, my stance probably wouldda resulted in a Gore Presidency...MUD
I did. I stand by my statement.
YOU LIE!! I stand by MY statment...MUD
It's pretty obvious between the two of us who has the biggest issue with the truth. Your characterization of your FR banning alone stands in testimony to that.
"Packrat's got yer number, war!!" LOL...see, war, I told you everybody knows yer a poseur and a RAT-TROLL disruptor. So Sayeth the Word of...MUD
If packass the perv wants to discuss his lies and his phonebook he is more than welcome to register here to do so. I don't do cross board wars, Nudge. It's rude to the hosts.
Heh heh heh...YOU LIE!!
What you believe that word to mean...it doesn't... I don't do cross board wars. Never have...never will...I know that you FR obssessed can't let go of the place and have to post FR threads on other boards. That "need" doesn't extend to us normal people.
BWAHAHAHAHA!! Once again...YOU LIE!! Nobody believes yer KRAP anymore, dude...you oughtta exchange that screen name fer one not nearly as sullied and disgraced...MUD
He'll be back over at LP before too long with some retread name. He'll bite his foul tongue for awhile but eventually being the dirty little angry midgetman he really is, his personae will show through after time.
Hello, Willard... How's Ol' Hill'ry?! Be scair't, Willard... What I'm trying to say... Buck up, Willie... F*** you, Willie!! Goodbye, Willard... Heh heh heh...MUD 1 posted on Thursday, April 14, 2005 2:51:28 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Don't Surrender!!" Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools... Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember... DemRAT faces are mad and cold... Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!! Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... Mudboy Slim 1 posted on Thursday, October 28, 2004 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
True Story reported by the Washington Post...(as forwarded by my ol' man, a 31-year ex-active-service Naval Officer): "This is a small, but true story to give you an idea of the kind of man and the kind of woman we have in the White House right now. As you may know, the President and Mrs. Bush visited the Washington Burn Center on Friday 14 September 2001. Among those they visited was Lt. Col. Brian Birdwell, who was badly burned in the Pentagon attack. Mrs.Bush went into Brian's room, spoke to him for about a minute, all the time as if they had been life-long acquaintances. She then turned to Brian's wife, Mel, who at this time had been at the hospital for probably 2 1/2 days, and apparently, according to Mel herself, was dirty, grimy and had blood on her shirt. As if Mel were one of her closest family members. Mrs. Bush then told Brian and Mel that there was "someone" there to see him. The President then walked in, stood by Brian's bedside, asked Brian how he was doing, told him that he was very proud of them both and that they were his heroes. The President then saluted Brian. Now, at this point in time, Brian is bandaged up pretty well. His hands are burned very badly as well as the back of him from the head down. His movements were very restricted. Upon seeing the President saluting him, Brian began to slowly return the salute, taking, from the accounts so far, about 15-20 seconds to get his hand up to his head. During all of this, 15-20 seconds, President Bush never moved, never dropped his salute. The President dropped his salute only when Brian was finished with his, and then gave Mel a huge hug for what also probably seemed like an eternity. No further comments. Pray for our leadership. Thank God for what we are, have, and will be. As a note to those of you who might not be familiar with military protocol, the subordinate normally initiates a salute and will hold it until the superior officer returns the salute. In the above incident, President Bush acted in the role of the subordinate to show his respect and high regard for the injured man." FReegards...MUD 201 posted on 12/13/2001 11:10 AM EST by Mudboy Slim Still believe Dubyuh is a relatively decent man and was a better-than- average POTUS...but he wasn't EVER up 2 the task of taking on the RATS and "draining the swamp"...MUD
...1.5 Million Poor Dead S.E. Asian Souls at the hands of invading Communist Bullies long ago... Thanks to: WALTER CRONKITE Thanks to them all. Signed:..ALOHA RONNIE Guyer / Vet-Battle of IA DRANG-1965 / NEVER FORGET" 162 posted on 3/6/2003, 12:02:44 AM by ALOHA RONNIE
Oh Justice, Oh Justice, Oh, Justice, EVERYBODY NOW... Oh Justice, 170 posted on 01/03/2002 6:56 AM EST by sultan88
Long as I remember, Won't do Grecian Form'la, Tried to trim the white ones by Charlie Henrickson Not bad...not bad at all...MUD
Clinton's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall... I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Right's always... Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOs frown... Slick's sorry...Left's sorry... Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls... I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!! Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh... {end very intensely on Am} Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002) Any Establishment that would have MUD as a member is no Establishment fer me... Oh yeah...and never forget that... The Inner Machinations of the Mind Remain an Eternal Enigma to...MUD 1 posted on 01/15/2002 4:33 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
1911 of U.S. Navy Serial Number 13199 - This pistol was part of a Navy contract of 1000 guns shipped to the U.S. Navy, General Storekeeper, U.S. Navy Yard, Brooklyn, N.Y. on November 9, 1912 1911, a good year.
Rush he must be kind of ill Are the stars out tonight? The moon maybe high I don't know if we're in a freep, You are here 547½ posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 9:40:37 AM by Mudboy Slim- NOT!! (CinC USOC) --------------------------------------------------------------- To: 3D-Joy;cindyTrueSupporter;concretebob;Doctor Raoul;GunsAreOK;Jimmy Valentine's bro... "Mudboy's in love!" 548 posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 9:48:59 AM by BufordP
The art critics have deemed you to be a silly mofo, ain't dat de shitz? You are here....
"Silly" is in the eye of the beholder, I reckon...personally, I think it is quite SILLY that the RATZ believed $Hillary Klinton and her Treasonous "spouse" had the skill, temperament, and INTEGRITY to re-enter the White House for another 4-8 years. The Hildabeest, Slick Willie, Barry Hussein Obama and their RAT-minions ALL deserve a cell in a Federal Penitentiary far more than the highest office in the Land. This attempted "coups d'état" by Obama, the Klintons, the RAT Party, and the Vast, LeftWing Media WHORE'd needs to be exposed and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Regards...MUD
"Billy the Kid" From a town known as Little Rock in the Ozarks, So, he swindled a bank with Jim McDougald, Well, one fine day those scandals ensnared Billy, From a town somewhere in mid-America, Mudboy Slim 1 Posted on 08/16/1999 19:33:28 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Willie moans as he dreams 'bout Lewinsky... So join me on the High Road and tell Slick, "Resign!" Bill spends all of his time hustlin' money... I know you're you're searchin' for a reason...why nobody seems to care... So join me on the high road...inform Slick, "It's Time!" Take it to the Senate...RE-Impeach this Prez'dent... [Chorus to fade] Mudboy Slim 1 Posted on 07/05/1999 08:30:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim Indict Terry McAuliffe First...then use the Discovery Stage of T-Mac's Trial Simple as that...MUD 164 posted on Tuesday, January 22, 2002 10:13:57 PM by Mudboy Slim
"The pattern continued. In 1995, Cincinnati billionaire Carl Lindner, whom McAuliffe had successfully courted as a donor, put up money for McAuliffe to buy American Heritage Homes, then the second-largest home builder in Florida. And in 1997, Los Angeles businessman Gary Winnick, also a Democratic donor, gave McAuliffe an early opportunity to invest $100,000 in Winnick's new company, Global Crossing, an owner and operator of undersea fiber-optic cables. When the stock subsequently soared, McAuliffe made a reported $18 million from that $100,000 investment. Two years later, McAuliffe arranged for Winnick to play golf with President Clinton, and Winnick then gave a million dollars to help build Clinton's presidential library." Global Crossing just declared bankruptcy TODAY as their business was largely based on ILLEGAL Clinton lobbying of Foreign Governments to allow monopolistic access to foreign markets. When the ClintonCrimeConspiracy lost the White House, Global Crossing was exposed as the Shell Company it was, and it's value quickly went South!! When is the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh WHORE'd and their Corrupt Stooges in the DemonRAT Party gonna call for Congressional Hearings on THIS bankruptcy?! And when is Terry McAuliffe gonna give back the $18 Million he procured via Insider Trading?! AG Ashcroft, INDICT the RATpunk McAuliffe NOW or be seen as a Conspirator to his Corruption!! FReegards...MUD 320 posted on Monday, January 28, 2002 10:24:40 PM by Mudboy Slim
He was from Kansas...in FlyOver Country... He went to college, then joined the Navy... Went to war with the Navy...while Sue loved his babies... (Mudboy on harp...) Now he lives near the beach, man...golfs on the weekends... He is from Kansas...where Honor still matters... Mudboy Slim 1 Posted on 06/19/2000 01:57:34 PDT by Mudboy Slim
He was from Kansas...heart of the Nation. Happy Birthday, MamaSue...MUD
You're a retard.
LOL@U, Ethyl...just glad you haven't passed on yet...you ain't no spring chicken...MUD
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#9. To: Happy Quanzaa, Mudboy Slim (#8)
#10. To: Fred Mertz (#9)
He loves it baby can he have some more...
ooo...oooo the Fleshy Gun...
He bent right over ta git it in the can
Oooo...ooo...the fleshy gun...
#11. To: Mudboy Slim (#10)
And why's that, Freddie? Is it becuz yer finally getting tired of defending the indefensible and are committing ScreenNameHariKari?
#22. To: Fred Mertz (#11)
"I've been using this screen name for almost a dozen years now."
#25. To: Mudboy Slim (#22)
...yer defense of the ObamaNation...
#31. To: Fred Mertz (#25)
#32. To: Mudboy Slim (#31)
I'm sorry if yer personal life has deteriorated to the point that you are now looking to Obama fer yer daily sustenance...MUD
#40. To: war (#32)
"...understand why we are in this mess. Obama didn't make it."
#45. To: Mudboy Slim (#40)
I never claimed that he did...
#83. To: war (#45)
(Edited)
"Yer history of denigrating democrats as the root of all evil and giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn reveals that to be a lie..."
#84. To: Mudboy Slim (#83)
I am quite proud of my RAT-denigration strategies and tactics, war,
#88. To: war (#84)
"name one spending initiative of Boy Blunder's that you opposed..."
#90. To: Mudboy Slim (#88)
Free Prescription Drugs/Medicare Expansion
Paulson Boy Blunder Bailouts fer a second one...
#93. To: war (#90)
(Edited)
"I see...you opposed [Bush's Free Prescriptions fer Seniors Plan]...you were just sick those days when it was discussed..."
#94. To: Mudboy Slim (#93)
I was posting 24/7 at FR.com back when this debate was roiling...go back and look fer yerself!!
#96. To: war (#94)
"I did. I stand by my statement."
#98. To: Mudboy Slim (#96)
YOU LIE!!
#103. To: war, packrat1145, Badeye (#98)
#106. To: Mudboy Slim (#103)
#112. To: war (#106)
"I don't do cross board wars..."
#115. To: Mudboy Slim (#112)
(Edited)
Heh heh heh...YOU LIE!!
#129. To: war (#115)
"I don't do cross board wars. Never have...never will..."
#148. To: Mudboy Slim (#129)
you oughtta exchange that screen name fer one not nearly as sullied and disgraced...MUD
#1860. To: e_type_jag (#148)
(To be sung to Conway Twitty's "Hello, Darlin'")
Nice to FReep ya...
You Communist SLIME!!
Yer just as corrupt...
As you usedta be!!
And her FAT THIGHS...
You'll pay fer yer crimes!!
And you know it...
MUD's yer destiny!!
MUD ain't foolin'...
Tyr'ny...just ain't Right!!
Fergit yer leg'cy...
You'll die inside a cell!!
Is I'll Haunt you...'til yer dead, FOOL!!
But I ain't sorry...that you did Left WRONG!!
Right detests you...
Justice is yer FATE!!
Right shall scold you...
Fer yer Treasonous crimes!!
I'm yer nem'sis...
It's yer TREASON I hate!!
How'd the Chi-Coms...
KNOW you'd be easy to buy?!!
Prison calls you...
Dubyuh can't protect you, BOY!!
You'll pay fer memories...
Of the kids you slaughtered, too!!
'Cuz if God should ever find it...
In His heart to forgive you..
I'm here, Willie...
MUDZ waiting fer YOU!!
#1861. To: BRUUUuuuce (#1860)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!!
We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud...
Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!!
We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!!
So git up and FReep now...
Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend...
RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
Left's schemes are weak and olde...
We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin...
And Right's ready to stand tall again!!
We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John...
DemRATS, they ain't too smart!!
Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own...
Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
"No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin...
Culture War's the fight we're wagin'...
RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'...
I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!!
Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!
"No retreat, Country won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!
#1863. To: Mudboy Slim, misterwhite, gatlin, deckard (#1861)
#1906. To: A K A Stone, George W. Bush (#1863)
From back when I thought maybe--just MAYBE--Dubyuh could've been a POTUS more like Reagan than like the senior Bush...turned out 2 B wishful thinking.
#1907. To: ALOHA RONNIE, Mudboy Slim, Joy Angela, Ragtime Cowgirl, flamefront, SMEDLEYBUTLER, RonDog (#1906)
HILLARY RODHAM
BILL CLINTON
JOHN KERRY
PAT HAYDEN
JANE FONDA
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#1908. To: Sultan88, goldilucky, yankhater, Mrs. Greg Summers (#1907)
(2 B sung 2 the tune of "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin)
Won't You put Slick
In a Fed-er-al Pen?
He's done some evil things
And won't make amends.
Worked hard all his lifetime
A-Cheatin' his friends.
So, Justice,
Won't you put Slick
In a Fed-er-al Pen?
Won't you punish him
For his TYR-AN-NY?
The ChiComs bought him
With a lot of mon-ey.
We'll wait for Indictments
Each day until three.
So, Justice
Won't you punish Willie
For his TYR-AN-NY?
Remember Foster
And Ole Ron Brown?
I'm countin' (with Alamo-Girl)
The people "in the ground."
Prove that you Love Truth
And bring this guy down!
Oh Justice,
Remember Juanita
And Ole Ron Brown!
(FReeperGal Chorus jumps in...)
Please put the LIAR
In a Fed-er-al Pen.
He was an obstructionist
And never made amends.
So, Justice,
Please put Scumbag
In a Fed-er-al Pen!!
#1909. To: Charles Henrickson (#1908)
(To be sung to "Who'll Stop the Rain?")
I've looked thirty-three.
I hear the waitress sayin',
"Must see some ID."
Who can guess my age is
Fifty years today?
And I wonder,
Still I wonder:
Who'll spot the gray?
And I don't want Just For Men.
I can say the white hairs
Are blond ones just mixed in.
Still the gray keeps comin',
More and more each day,
And I wonder,
Still I wonder:
Who'll stop the gray?
Out of my goatee,
But if I shave it all off,
I'll look seventeen!
Still the gray keeps comin'--
Make it go away!
And I wonder,
Still I wonder:
Who'll stop the gray?
March 7, 2003
#1910. To: Cyber-Band (#1909)
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")
Their Lib'ral mis-Directions...are driving RATS insane!!
Our Will shan't bend!! Slick Willie washed away...
The Evil of the Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.
The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUD's not bound to follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...Slick's ConDamnation's Nigh!!
If Slick's Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!
Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!!
Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away...
Left says that I should "Just Move ON!!"...that Choice isn't mine!!
DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe is a Dirty, Downright Scoundrel RatPUNK
HOO needs 2 B INDICTED 4 his crimes!!
(Justice@in't.Negotiable!!)
#1911. To: Mudboy Slim, 1911 (#1910)
(Edited)
#2036. To: BufordP, hondo68, Disco Dave, 3D-JOY, cindy-true-supporter, concretebob, Doctor Raoul, GunsareOK (#1911)
(To be sung 2 the Flamingo's "I Only Have Eyes For You")
He can't see anyone but Hill.
I don't know if it's cloudy or bright
I Only Have Eyes For You, Disco.
but I can't see a thing in the sky,
'Cause I Only Have Eyes For You.
or on a crowded street.
So am I
Maybe millions of people go by,
but they all disappear from view.
And I Only Have Eyes For You.
(Had Mexicans flown planes into the World Trade Center, Jorge Bush would have surrendered.)
#2038. To: Mudboy Slim (#2036)
(Edited)
d silliness of Mudboy Slim..!
#2039. To: hondo68 (#2038)
#2040. To: All (#2039)
(To be sung to Billy Joel's "Billy the Kid")
Strode a boy with ambition without end.
His ruthless political climb made him a legend in his mind,
But his Quest fer Power required cash to spend!
With his partner's young wife into bed he slid!
His prestige and his lies took that Hick State by surprise,
The word spread fast 'bout Billy the Kid!
Well, he never followed their rules, 'cuz the White House was his goal,
And he soon put many finer pols to shame.
But Slick never had a conscience, and he never had a soul,
Still the Lib'rals and the Medyuh hailed his name!
Secured illegal funds from Unions and Red China,
But Ken Starr could not seem to track him down,
And Bill served his masters well, 'cuz the Left they're dumb as Hell,
'Specially when Billy the Kid came aroun'.
America said, "String him up for what he did!!"
And the voters and their kids, finally started tuning in,
To watch the Re-Impeachment of Billy the Kid!
Well, he never thought they'd catch him, Slick's Arrogance let him down,
Eventually, even DemonRATS cursed his name!
Though he never cared for Freedom, Clinton finally found a home,
Within a Federal Prison, Slick bears his shame...
Watched a child aspiring to understand,
And Slick's Politics of Slime proved an example for his time,
As History scorned that crooked man!
#2041. To: All (#2040)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Take It To The Limit")
While his "bright" wife's still playin' "The Fool!"
Slick keeps lyin' 'bout "that woman" he used...used like his Tool!
You know Bill's always been a Creeper...spent his life sleepin' 'round...
And it's so hard to change...Lib'rals like to go down!
But the sleaze we've seen lately...
Slick's a frickin' lout, layin' interns down, and lyin' 'bout "his shame."
Take it to the Senate...Impeach this Slime!
Willie spends all his Power hiding crimes!
When it all falls to pieces tomorrow, Slick'll do Prison Time!!
That our Prez'dent's a WHORE! Left loves their Miscreants!!
Still, this Country's worth retrievin'...
Right'll come stormin' back, we're on the attack, next we'll get Algore!!
Take it to the Senate...Convict this Slime!!
Take it to the Senate...it's JUSTICE TIME!!!
(Impeach@gain.harder!!)
To make the Case Against Der SchleekMeister and the HildaBeast!!
#2042. To: Cyber-Band, Alamo-Girl, George W. Bush (#2041)
#2043. To: PapaJohn, WilmaSue, Cyber-Band, Landru, Snow Bunny, Sultan88, FallGuy, PhiKapMom, ANavyVet, M. Thatcher, OkieGrit (#2042)
(To be sung to Jimmy Buffet's "He Went to Paris")
Where Dorothy chased her rainbow.
He was impressive...the Senior Class President...
In Dover town he did grow.
Slopped hogs, fed chickens...just full of the dickens...
"What a fine boy," folks would say.
'Cuz he was a winner, his life just beginnin'...
And eighteen blessed years slipped away.
And married a teacher named Sue.
They had a fine life...she was a good wife...
And bore him four sons...whatta crew!!
That man coached some football...and he camped with Weeb'los...
While defending his Country each day!
'Cuz he was a patriot...promoted to Captain...
An aircraft carrier he did sail!!
Traded audiotapes ev'ry week.
'Cuz he knew what mattered, the Old World was shatterin'...
And Socialists SLAUGHTER the meek!!
While the bombs were a'fallin', he was recallin'...
His kin and his li'l town.
And he fought fer his Nation, secured the oceans...
Returned to Norfolk and cheerin' crowds.
And starts cheerin' his Redskins each May.
Tracin' his kin's roots, buyin' up Richmond,
With his many grandkids he'd play.
Through sixty-odd years of perpetual motion...
Ask this sailor and he'll smile and he'll say,
"Son, my life's been magic...not much has been tragic...
And I look forward to every day!!"
And Dorothy found her rainbow!!
(Good parents are the Real Heroes!!)
#3215. To: MamaSue, PapaJohn (#2043)
#3216. To: Mudboy Slim (#3215)
#3218. To: Fred Mertz (#3216)
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