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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Views: 1414269
Comments: 3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#2. To: war (#0)
"Packed in Back" Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re- writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme. Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow! Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way! Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!"
U R packed in back A LOT, ain'tCHA, Ethyl?! War still yer BUTTbuddy, buddy?! Lol@U...MUD
The party of Mud Packers, GOP
"BTW..." Standin' fer Right...gives US a virtuous might... Way Right...we're marked... Impeached Slick...Senate failed its reason... Dubyuh...mudrats... Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... Black thread...hope's thick... FReedom's Right...our future is a bold one... Strong words...steel spine... Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... (chant) Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004)
"Shan't Git Fooled Again" We'll enlighten all we meet... We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution... We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride... (Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp...LOL!!) YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! FReepers, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet... Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution... Meet the new boss...his name is Don TRUMP!! Mudboy Slim BTW...Anybody know how to play this on the synthesizer?! I'm practicin' my Roger Daultrey... FReegards...MUD 1 Posted on 10/13/2000 01:23:41 PDT by Mudboy Slim
TeeJay nailed it...MUD
Heh heh heh...gotta LOOOVE watching the RATmedia IMplode...MUD
Good one, Mud. A Keeper of Keepers.
"RATS Smell!!" Loose-lipped hotties...and Chi-Com Whores... Limbaugh's Legions are upon you... Lib'rals call Slick "Prince Charming"... Slick, yer a fool, dude!! One little problem that confronts you TGIFReegards...Mudboy Slim 155 posted on Friday, November 22, 2002 10:21:08 AM by Mudboy Slim
From a town known as Little Rock in the Ozarks, So, he swindled a bank with Jim McDougald, Well, one fine day those FReepers ensnared Billy, From a town somewhere in mid-America, 1 Posted on 08/16/1999 19:33:28 PDT by Mudboy Slim
TheDonald SHALL look MORE distinguished and venerable when his yellow hair turns WHITE...MUD
Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral boys!! The Left's in shock...America's turned them off!! Ooooohhh...Beat DemLib'ral boys!! Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Saddam!! Folks...FReedom hearkens... Ooooohhh...FReep DemEffete Boys!! Mudboy Slim (19 August 2002)
TRUTH hurts, don't it, U DeeCeeRATZ?!! SincereLEE...MUD
"We're the Far Right!!" We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!! We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams... (Guitar-jammin' interlude) Yeah, yeah...We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep Dem RATS from Power!! We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams... We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep Dem fools from Power!! Mudboy Slim (5/19/04)
"I Want You/We'll Git You" You're guilty 'cuz yer minions spied... I want you...I want you...I want you...soooo bad!! While weak-kneed politicians sleep... Boy, while phat interns may go down... Slick, yer just a FREAK... I want you...I want you...I want you...soooo bad!! Bill, you SOLD OUT to them Ol' Chinese coots... (Harp jammin' to fade) Sincerely...MUD 376 posted on 3/24/2003, 4:38:04 PM by Mudboy Slim
Regards...MUD
In the past, has anyone accused you as to being a brain-dead idiot?
You know I pay way too much in tax... God damn Big Guv'ment!! DemRATS are dealers...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!! God damn...Big Guv'ment!! Well, now if I were the president of this land... God damn Big Guv'ment!! FReegards...MUD 311 posted on 6/29/2004, 10:46:29 AM by Mudboy Slim
Regards...MUD
Lib'rals are all vampires...Death's their aim!! Despite what Left says, they are still only RATS in a Rage!! Right ain't fakin'!! Mudboy's ready fer a row... Despite what Left says, they are still just DemRATS in a Rage!! (Head-bangin' interlude) Help US fight RATS' Commie slime!! Despite what Left says, they are still only RATS in a rage!! Mudboy Slim 325 posted on 06/29/2004 5:10:43 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
RINOZ shall be an Endangered Species come November 2018/2020/2022...MUD
RATS say that RichBoy Kerry was predestined to hold Power... But Right works 'gainst this "destiny"... Left's Medyuh loves John Kerry 'cuz he'll make Big Guv'ment grow!! But Right...we LOATHE Guv'ment Tyranny!! Kerry believes in Tyranny...thinks sheeple need a King! 'Cuz Right...Right whupped RichBoy John Kerry!! Mudboy Slim 344 posted on 6/30/2004, 2:27:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
The Hildabeest NEEDS a LOOONG Prison Stay...MUD
(MUD on groovy flute and Dougie-FResh on bongos.) RATS are headed to slaughter...Hanoi John's a lame GEEK!! (Chorus) Left's newspapers...they just trash Dubyuh... (Chorus) Right cares 'bout our Liberty...our ma's din't raise no fools!! (Chorus) Folks, Right's dream's not a strange one...FReedomLust begins at birth!! (Chorus) Right's smoked marijuana...but we know when It's Time Fer War!! (Chorus) Folks, MUD's dream's not a strange one...fight fer Truth 'gainst Commie SCUM!! (Chorus) Mudboy Slim 347 posted on 7/1/2004, 1:32:18 AM by Mudboy Slim
Regards...MUD
Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight... Who loves Left's Power?!! Yes, I know...you'll know... RATS LOATHE Liberty... Life's not fer Lib'rals... Yes, I know...you know... (Git there...) Do YOU fear the FRee?! Yes, I know...you'll know... RATS LOATHE Liberty!! FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!! RATS LOATHE Liberty!! FReegards...MUD 423 posted on 7/5/2004, 2:44:13 PM by Mudboy Slim
Hanoi Kerry, the RightWing's got something to say to you!! That Botox, boy, really FReaks yer face...won't you act yer age?! All Right's needed is ourselves...we are a Righteous Band!! Let's propose we just ignore Left's kooks, we'll just defeat RATS' fools!! Kerry, we wish you'd never joined the race... Mudboy Slim (7/5/04)
Since the first night of this journey, The first thing yer taught is "Don't LIE Like a Rug!!" I seen me a Lib'ral and "Lurch" was his name... There's just two ways to fight Lib'ral SCUM... Kerry is a Lib'ral and Big Guv'ment's his aim... We're the RightWing, we FReep 'gainst Tyranny!! You see... FReegards...MUD 278 posted on 6/27/2004, 6:26:05 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Shed Powers!!" Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry... Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!! Now hear me, DemonRATS...Right did Liberate Iraq!! Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!! (guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude) Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!! Mudboy Slim (07/29/2004)
"When the LeftWing Breaks!!" If RATZ keep on lyin', LeftWing's gonna break... Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh... RATS, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!! Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no... All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh, Ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, hahhh. We're rollin'... Ahhh~oooh~ohh. Mudboy Slim
A long time ago, UncleShag broke his back... (drummin' and strummin'...a little keyboard) Sure there were tough times, Shag needed more... (PIE-annie...then guitar lead) It's that radio man's big night...we're gonna FReep... (Beautifully haunting piano lead, then a Knopfler riff) MUD usedta go to work, but that's over now... (drum, guitar and piano reprise) Lib'rals poltroons must fergit...but MUD remembers what's Right... Mudboy Slim (1/14/05)
Dittos...MUD
Folks, ol' Mudboy's down in Nags Head... Yes, Dem lib'rals are known fer sin... (Disco Dave on lead guitar...ROCKIN' IT!!) RATS, we're leavin' yer rabies... Mudboy Slim (19 March 2007)
RATZ R RACISTS since Time Immemorial...MUD
Barry was her little lamb... (Disco Dave jammin' like SRV hisself) Wish it!! Ask it!! Regards...MUD Mudboy Slim posted on 2007-03-26 11:38:36 ET
MUD
Got issues, how I wish you saw... Patriots, we must stand tall... (nice guitar break) MUD's "cause" is the RAT-whore'd's fall... Ain't jokin' 'cuz Slick broke the law... (sweet guitar pickin') Got issues, how I wish you saw... Regards...MUD (12/21/2004)
Lib'ralism is a DISEASE...MUD
"Hillary's College Thesis Reveals Her Mind" News/Current Events Opinion (Published) "He who fears corruption fears life." — Saul Alinsky, "Rules for Radicals" This quote immediately came to mind after my reading of Hillary Rodham's Wellesley College senior thesis — a document kept under lock and key since the 1992 elections. Back then, when researchers and journalists were searching for information on the newly elected First Couple, Wellesley suddenly declared that it would seal the thesis of any graduate who became President or First Lady. A few weeks ago, however, I came into possession of Hillary's suppressed thesis. In those 75 pages, the future First Lady reveals herself as someone steeped in the political lore and history of one of America's most political cities. No, not New York — Chicago. There she began her political journey from Goldwater girl to leftist icon. The thesis' title, "There is Only the Fight ... An Analysis of the Alinsky Model," exposes Clinton's strong ideological attachment to her most influential mentor, Saul Alinsky. Reading this work makes it clear why she had to remove it from public view, for Alinsky, who died in 1972, was a radical social activist who preached grass- roots organizing and intense, confrontational politics. While Clinton was studying under Alinsky, he was preparing what would be his final and most important book: "Rules for Radicals," published less than two years after Hillary graduated from Wellesley and only one year before his death. Alinsky's hold on Hillary is astonishingly evident in her thesis, which is replete with his yet-unpublished political tactics. The thesis reveals that he was moving from local organizing efforts to a new arena — the national stage. She wrote: "His [Alinsky's] new aspect, national planning, derives from the necessity of entrusting social change to institutions, specifically the United States government." Alinsky, we can now see, taught Hillary the political tactics that she successfully deployed in Arkansas and the White House and is now beginning to use in New York. What were his lessons? Alinsky defined "obtaining power" as a key tactic of organizing his "mass jujitsu." His formula for attack: "Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it and polarize it." This principle has become the essence of the Clinton rapid- response tactic and a key aspect of Hillary's attacks on what she has dubbed "a vast right-wing conspiracy." The Clinton White House has adhered to Alinsky's rule that "ridicule is man's most potent weapon" and followed his advice to "let nothing get you off your target." Hillary discusses another Alinsky rule — "power is the very essence, the dynamo of life" — in her thesis. Clearly, she had absorbed his lesson that one must first obtain power to achieve real change. But nowhere in her thesis — or in her later life — does she seem to recognize the classical liberal critique that the relentless pursuit of power is antithetical to democracy. Perhaps the most prescient part of the thesis is a quote from a profile of Alinsky in The Economist: "His charm lies in his ability to commit himself completely to the people in the room with him. In a shrewd though subtle way, he often manipulates them while speaking directly to their experience." Although her thesis was written several years before she cornered Bill Clinton in the Yale Law School library, Hillary had come to recognize the potential power of a man of exceptional charm. Alinsky recognized the potential of his student and offered her a paying job to develop organizers for "mass power-based organizations." Hillary's thesis confirmed the offer and called it "tempting." But she decided law school was a better place to develop the skills necessary to effect the changes in government she has spent so much of her life trying to achieve. Hillary's thesis received an A. So far, her political acumen in New York has yielded her at best a C-. But her story continues to unfold. Olson is the author of "Hell to Pay: The Unfolding Story of Hillary Rodham Clinton." Worth bookmarking, imho...MUD BTW..."Fav'rite Joy"
MUD
You ever seen the Beast called Rodham?! Yes, I know, Liberty's a burden... Slick ain't strong enuff... You ever seen the Beast in Harlem?! Slick ain't bold enuff... Ol' Hill'ry grifter... I'll tell ya... Yes, RATS breed sickness... Slick ain't rough enuff... You ever seen the Beast called Rodham?! You ever seen the Beast called Rodham?! Mudboy Slim (18 May 2007) BTW...Views: 552145
Jesus, I haven't posted on here for YEARS....and I'm still being pinged? lol. FWIW, I've never posted in this forum under any other screen name. Apparently, there was quite a discussion about THAT a couple years back. Anyway, I stick to Facebook, where you know who the fuck is who (grin). Best wishes to all....almost....:) Rick
How you doing badeye? What you think of Trump?
Trump ROX...MUD
Yes Trump ROX. Any new songs?
Haven't parodied anything in a coupla years...lol. Reckon there are some RATS/RINOS who have earned a good musical skewering. Regards...MUD
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(Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black")
#2635. To: Fred Mertz (#2)
#2636. To: Mudboy Slim, Fred Mertz, party of Lindsey Graham, Ruby Giuliani, Dona Trump, Drama Queens (#2635)
#2760. To: hondo68, A K A Stone, goldilucky, liberator, AuntB, GrandmaC, UncleKenny, Landru, AdSimp (#2636)
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "By The Way")
And Right shall fight on...Let US Roll!!
By the way, we proudly pray...
Reject Fear...RATS're whores!!
Hanoi Hero...we're singin' songs fer Truth...
We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...Liberty!!
Limbaugh...root cause!!
We'll convict...we'll FReep 'til Slick's career's done!!
John ain't Slick...he LIES, claims he's a hero...
Kerry's sick..."Defeat JohnK!!", that's our hope!!
World stage...Nags Head!!
And Right shall fight on...Right's got soul!!
By the way, Left died today...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
Song shop...git Slick!!
Win the fight...folks, Michael Moore is pond-scum!!
Righteous Right...you know Dutch Reagan's goals won!!
Lib'rals whine...fer Power 'cuz they got none!!
Brash acts...stand strong!!
Far Right shall fight on...Limbaugh knows!!
By the way, RATS LIE and Rape...
Left needs Fear...Tyrant Whore'd!!
Dandy Lib'rals...Right's singin' songs fer FRee...
We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...bless our souls!!
By the way, I'm proud we pray...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
RightWing shall fight on...Dubyuh knows!!
By the way, Left's Tyranny...is waning...Culture War!!
Saddam's a girl...she's writin' poems 'bout trees...
We sing, "Sic Semper...Tyrannus!!"
By the way, we're proud we pray...
To one God...sacred world!!
Standin' fer Right...grants US virtuous might...
FReepers shall fight on...Mudboy knows!!
By the way, we proudly pray...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
#2897. To: All (#2760)
(To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")
For our children, we shall FReep...
Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!!
'Tis Clinton who spurs us on...
Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong...
Media LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!
Devolve Power...The Great Devolution...
Laugh and sing and take Slick Willie down!!
Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'...
Gotta do more than pray!!
Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing...
"We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!
Ain't gonna listen to Left's Med'yuh jive!!
We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!!
Folks, you know that the Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!
Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by the by!!
And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means momentum for the Right...
Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!
Reject Lib'rals' Socialist solutions!!
Smile and grin at the change all around...=^D!!
Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday...
Folks, we'll take to streets and scream...
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!
(The Clinton Legacy SHALL BE the Destruction of the DemocRATic Party!!)
#2910. To: Pookie, Landru, Jeff Head, kristinn, Angelwood, ironman, BufordP, TrueBlackMan, Taxman, cherrybomb_88, jla, Flora Mac (#2897)
#2911. To: Mika BloodyJowls BruhzzzhhinSKI, Mornin' Joe PUNK-arse BigGUVmentRAT ScarBRO (#2910)
#2940. To: Mudboy Slim (#2911)
#2942. To: Liberator, pookie, Cyber-Band, EdZep, George W. Bush, M. Thatcher, conservativemusician (#2940)
Thank you, Liberator...but pookie deserves the credit 4 pulling all those cartoons together day after day after day...
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell")
Constitution's in Left's way!!
RATS're fear and smoke's simply a joke...
Look what's going on, you RAT Fools!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't you smell RATS' smell?!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
The stench of death surrounds you!! YEEEEEEaaaaaaahhhh!!
Folks shall FReep Slick 'til he's GONE!!
So take another toke, have a blow fer yer nose...
'Til Left thinks, Right shall drown you!! HELL, YEAH!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't you smell that smell?!
Ooooh...Libs smell!!
Vionce Foster's Death condemns you!!
He'll squeal'n'purr when cellmates find Slick's groove.
Think you'll be all right with all yer money...
But tomorrow, Dwight shall be buggerin' you!!
Ooooh...Slick'll squeeeeeal!!
Won't you help US tell?!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Ol' Ron Brown's Death astounds you!!
Yep, Right'll FReep ya 'til yer gone!!
We know yer a Treas'nous Whore!!
Got Ol' Mudboy on yer back...
Just one more fix, Bill, might do the trick...
One hell of a price for you to get your kicks!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
I can't stand Left's smell!!
Ooooh...Trash Bill!!
Paul Wellstone's Death was all you!!
Ooooh...Slick smells!!
Right Shall Fight Like Hell!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
We'll RE-Impeach'n'Convict You!!
#2988. To: stand watie, Landru, sultan88, jla, conservativemusician (#2942)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Billy Joel's "Billy the Kid")
Strode a boy with ambition without end.
His ruthless political climb made him a legend in his mind,
But his Quest fer Power required cash to spend!
With his partner's young wife into bed he slid!
His prestige and his lies took that Hick State by surprise,
The word spread fast 'bout Billy the Kid!
Well, he never followed their rules, 'cuz the White House was his goal,
And he soon put many finer pols to shame.
But Slick never had a conscience, and he never had a soul,
Still the Lib'rals and the Medyuh hailed his name!
Secured illegal funds from Unions and Red China,
But Ken Starr could not seem to track him down,
And Bill served his masters well, 'cuz the Left they're dumb as Hell,
'Specially when Billy the Kid came aroun'.
America said, "String him up for what he did!!"
And the voters and their kids, finally started tuning in,
To watch the Re-Impeachment of Billy the Kid!
Well, he never thought they'd catch him, Slick's Arrogance let him down,
Eventually, even DemonRATS cursed his name!
Though he never cared for Freedom, Clinton finally found a home,
Within a Federal Prison, Slick bears his shame...
Watched a child aspiring to understand,
And Slick's Politics of Slime proved an example for his time,
As History Scorned That Krooked RAT!!
#2989. To: All (#2988)
#2990. To: Pericles, war, sneakypete (#2989)
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Catapult")
Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral girls!!
Cowards with no soul...ugly cows!! Question...
"Do they diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?!
Why's Slick still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
Ooooohhh...Teach DemLib'ral girls!!
Cowards fear our roll...shut their mouths!!
Osama bin Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!!
Fear the Power of the Right!! A question:
"Did Slick miss purposely? Why did Bill bite her lip?
Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please vote fer change!!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
Bush...shall seek Justice!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemAirhead Girls!!
The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned off...
Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!!
Right Shall Makes Its Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this...
Fear the Power of Our Roll...a question:
"House, it shall RE-IMPEACH!! Senate shall then CONVICT!!
Next, We'll INDICT Left's Creep(s)!! Jury Shall then CONVICT!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Prison 'HO!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Slick's a 'HO!!
#2991. To: All (#2990)
#2992. To: All EX-LPers, TLBSHOW, white sands, fred mertz (#2991)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's version of J. J. Cale's "After Midnight")
We're the Hard Right...we're gonna whup Dem Libs in a rout!!
We're gonna help Bush git some traction...
Right's gonna demand satisfaction....
Left's gonna find out what Right is all about.
We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep DemRATS from Power!!
Truth yields our Might...righteous gonna make Dem sosh'lists scream!!
We're gonna FReep talk and television...
Left shall heap on their vile derison...
Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!!
RATS, we don't bite...still gonna FReep yer slime from Power!!
Traitors we'll fight...RightWing's gonna make Dem Leftists scream!!
We're gonna FReep Rush and Hanni-vision...
Left shall fear our deadly precision...
Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!!
America's Right...still gonna FReep RATS' SCUM from Power!!
Ain't 'fraid to fight...Right's gonna WHUP Dem Lefties down!!
Left, say "GoodBye"...November's when yer goin' down!!
We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!!
#2993. To: conservativemusician, Landru, goldilucky, KLT, Ragtime Cowgirl, Taxman, stand watie, philman_36 (#2992)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "I Want You")
Your feckless Sycophants, they lied...
Yer feeble saxophone says I/we?...MUST DETHRONE YOU!!
You'll go to Hell 'cuz yer a WHORE...
Good folks curse your face with scorn...
BOY, YOU SHANT GO FREE, so help me Lord...we'll get you!!
Willie, we'll git you...
The Left-Wing Med'yuh luvs ya, creep...
But Patriots continue to FReep...Jail waits fer you!!
'Cuz the Lord is King and He is Just...
In prison, BOY, you will end up...
Yer apologists' will soon fess up...We'll sing fer TRUTH!!
I want you...I want you...Slick, I want you...sooo bad!!
Willie, we'll git you...
True love, you've been without it!!
Yeah, them Socialist Whores...you they'd crown...
Can they stop us?! I DOUBT IT!!
Slick, children burned in yer Waco Raid...
And Elian, he shouldda stayed...
Reno's Justice it ain't...her soul will BURN!!
Now, yer tramplin' our Liberties...
But this here's the Land of the FRee...
Yer World we will...SHATTER!!!!
Willie, we'll git you!!
Who choke the FRee with their jackboots...
Yer Evilness seems so kewl to them...TYRANTS!!
Boy, we'll git you becuz you lied...
Becuz you took us fer a ride...
And becuz RIGHT is on our side...becuz I...
I want you...I want you...Slick, I want you...soooo bad!!
Willie, we'll git you...
("Soddom...Yer PaladinPalacePizza, PUNK!!!")
#2994. To: All U brainDEAD Lib'rals (#2993)
#2995. To: Mudboy Slim (#2994)
#3057. To: buckeROO, aka the brainDEAD ObamaBOT RAT-moron (#2995)
(To be sung to Steppenwolf's "The Pusher")
Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!!
Folks, I never wanted nothin'...
FRom Dem Lib'rals like Bill!!
You know, I've seen a lot of Lib'rals walkin' 'round...
With HATRED in their eyes!!
'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care...
Ah, if you live or if you die!!
God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!!
Right shall Devolve Power from Government!!
Gotta whup ass on "The Man!!"
'Cuz folks, Dem Lib'rals they're all monsters...
Good God, Right's gotta make a stand!!
The hammer and the scickle (sp?) ain't the way!!
Folks, Left's sellin' you all their FReak dreams...
Ah, but Big Guv'ment takes all yer money...
Lord, we'll FReep Dems...we'll FReep fer Righteous Dreams!!
God damns...God damns the Sosh'lists!!
Right musr RISE UP, God...smite down Big Guv'ment man!!
You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!!
I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much we spend!!
Yes I'd kill Left with my Bible and my FReepin' and my pen!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!!
I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!"
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
#3058. To: All (#3057)
#3059. To: Landru, sultan88, jla, FBD, MeekOneGOP, BraveMan, BOBTHENAILER, backhoe, dead (#3058)
(To be sung to the Smashing Pumpkins' "Bullet With Butterfly Wings")
Want to destroy US...corrupt Left has no shame!!
DemRATS are idiots...Left's insa-a-ane!!
Evil conspires....Left's got blood on their hands!!
Even now we know...Right must strike "The Blow!!"
RATS ain't cool...Left's OLDE!! Fight Dem HO's!!
Elites are so vain...but they're still only RATS in a Rage!!
Left's minions will say, "FReedom's lost...the Truth's been slain!!"
Despite all Left's Rage...RATS are still just morons in a cage!!
LeftWing's been quakin'!! Fearin' Limbaugh's show!!
FReedom's what I want...I want big cha-a-ange...
Dem Lib'rals have not...have not shown their shame!!
Yessir, folks, I know!! Soon enuff, you'll know!!
Left ain't cool...Left's OLDE!! RATS are OLDE!!
Despite all their Rage, Right is still sittin' up center stage!!
RATS hatred is vain, Left is lost, they'll never be saved!!
Despite what Libs say, they are still just DemRATS in a Rage!!
Clinton should be doing time!!
TREASON ain't Slick's only crime!!
Justice seems to blow Left's mind!!
TREASON is a cap'tal crime...it's TRUE!!
Left fights like they're crazed...but they're still just RATS on rampage!!
Despite all Left's rage, Right is still standing center stage!!
Despite all Left's rage, Dems are still just dumb RATZ in a cage!!
Despite all Left's rage, DeeCee's still got DemRATZ as Left's SLAVES!!
And I still believe that RATZ cannot be saved!!
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
#3060. To: All U DeeCee RINOZ (#3059)
#3061. To: Landru, sultan88, FBD, jla, joanie-f, Diva Betsy Ross, cherry_bomb88, Happygal, tgslTakoma (#3060)
(To be sung to Simon and Garfunkel's "Richard Cory")
With political connections...a wife whose wealth astounds!!
Massachussetts Senator...Ol' Teddy's bastard child...
Kerry's everything the Left could want: Commie, Fake, and Vile!!
'Cuz Left LOATHES the life I'm living...
DemRATS curse our Liberty!!
Folks, I wish that Right would be...
Oh, I wish that Right could be...
Folks, I wish that Right would be...Reagan-worthy!!
RichBoy Kerry lied 'bout Viet Nam...RichBoy Kerry is Slick's 'HO'!!
Folks, the DemocRATic Party's givin' orgies on his yacht! (LOL!!)
RichBoy surely must beat Dubyuh with Left's Medyuh up his butt!!
And we curse the lies Left's spinning...
And RATS' Moral Poverty!!
Oh, I wish that Right would be...
Yes, I know that Right can be...
Folks, I know that Right shall be...Reagan-worthy!!
We should be grateful to pay higher tax...then say, "Thank you very much!!"
So RATS cried on 9 November...when the evening headlines read:
"RichBoy Kerry lost HUGE last night"...RATS learned that Liberalism's DEAD!!
And we cursed the LIES Left's spinning...
And RATS' Moral Poverty!!
Folks, I wish we'd RE-IMPEACH!!
Yes, I wish we'd RE-IMPEACH!!
Oh, I wish we'd RE-IMPEACH...SlickBoy Willie!!
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
#3062. To: All (#3061)
#3063. To: BOBTHENAILER, ken5050, backhoe, ironman, Steve0113, nina0113, Angelwood, Doug E. Fresh, Boris, Bippy, PapaJohn, MamaSue (#3062)
(To be sung to Quicksilver Messenger Service's "What About Me?!")
Left believes LIES like children...Medyuh mourns our Liberty!!
Left's world is slowly fallin' down...Life's not fair when Good Folks FReep!!
'Cuz those of US who care are tough...Right has to do something.......
Oh.......oh What's Left gonna do about me?!
Oh.......oh Don't DemRATS care about bein' FRee?!!
RATS hide the REAL Truth..."Kerry's Boring!!"
Left parrots their OLDE ideas...WOW!!
RATS are socialists for whom Power's "IT!!"
Marxist Slime, yer scary!!
Oh.......oh Don't y'all care 'bout bein' FRee?!
Oh.......oh Don't y'all care 'bout Liberty?!
Left fills our penitentiaries...'cuz they're law-breakin' dudes!!
Folks, I feel our future's splendid...if we reject Fed'ral Power!!
Right shall stand up fer what we do believe...Be prepared to fight right now!!
Oh.......oh What's Left gonna do about me?
Oh.......oh Don't Left care 'bout Liberty?!
Slick Willie's just an outlaw...EqualJustice here on Earth!!
DemonRATS cannot be trusted...when Terror threatens OUR Land!!
Right believes in Devolution...won't the Righteous proudly stand?!
Oh.......oh Won't y'all rise up fer the FRee?!
Oh.......oh Won't Left Help US Fight Tyranny?!!
When there's a chance to liberate...Right shall stand against Vile Power!!
Slick's a fugitive...Bill needs justice...fer betraying Liberty!!
Slick broke rules...committed TREASON...YEAH!
Slick don't deserve to be FRee!!
Oh.......oh What's Slick gonna do about me?!
Oh.......oh When will Clinton's THUGS intercede?!
SlickWillie is just an outlaw...Bill should be in a Prison!!
Sure, folks think Slick's invincible...still, Truth's got simple Powers...
Left keeps killing all their children...DemRAT fools, meet FReeperTowne!!
Oh.......oh What's 'dru gonna do about me?
Oh.......oh What's Rush gonna do about me?
Oh.......oh What's Slick gonna do about me?
Oh.......oh What's Left gonna do about me?
#3064. To: All (#3063)
#3065. To: Diva Betsy Ross, MoJo2001, MeekOneGOP, tgslTakoma, stand watie, FreeTheHostages, kristinn (#3064)
(To be sung to U2's "Shadows and Tall Trees")
I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!!
We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame...
Rejectin' Left's Power's the name of the game!!
Oppressin' what's Right...
RATS want folks on their knees...
Sedition's unwise!!
Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!!
Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin...
Right shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Truth be told...Right's BOLD!!
Yes, I know...
Right loves bein' FRee...
RATS LOVE Tyranny...
Right loves Liberty!!
Left KILLS...no shame...
Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!!
RATS mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!!
We shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Must be bold...good folks...
'Cuz Right knows!!
Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'...
'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!!
Socialists deny hope...
That's why Left is reelin'!!
Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!!
Right shall vote!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
RATS LOVE Tyranny!!
Right loves Liberty!!
FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
I LOVE LIBERTY!!
(RE-IMPEACH the EX-Rapist-in-Chief!!)
#3066. To: Landru, FBD, sultan88, jla, GottaLuvAkitas1, GeorgeW23225, Flora McDonald (#3065)
(To be sung to Rod Stewart's "Maggie May")
'Til 9 November, we are gonna whup DemRATS, you fools!!
You know US FReepers confuse...but Kerry's just being used...
Yo, Kerry, you couldn't have LIED any more!!
Yer word, it sure ain't yer bond...boy, you LIED 'bout yer brother's-in- arms!!
Slick's got RATS' heart...DemRATS don't like "Ol' Lurch!!"
Yer tax hikes ain't needed none...Commie spies, they control the Left!!
You scammed all Dem Lib'ral folks...Lefty, you shouldn't need to coax!!
John Kerry, RATS couldn't have LIED any more!!
You scored big by beatin' Howard...but Dean's justa Lib'ral coward!!
RATS steal yer soul...SlickWillie's stain we can do without!!
But DemLib'rals love Big Guv'ment and...
BubbaSlick's got chubber...Left's whores laid down!!
All Left does is whine and beg...
Give ample warning, "Folks, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!"
John Kerry, Press couldn't have LIED anymore!!
Yer word, it sure ain't yer bond...boy, you LIED 'bout yer "brothers" in Nam!!
Yer Purple Hearts, you only got them 'cuz you LIED!!
Shan't feel Dem Lib'rals' pain...awake DemonRATS from bein' Clinton tools!!
Truth's got itself a rock and roll band...spreadin' throughout the Land!!
John Kerry, RATS wish you'd never joined the race...
You chose a first-class fool fer yer Veep...
Edwards as vile as most lawyer creeps!!
C'mon, let's start...gonna whup you like Mondale!!
You'll get sent back home one of these days!!
#3067. To: Cyber-Band, dirtboy, holdonnow (#3066)
(To be sung to America's "Horse With No Name")
I been FReepin' 'cuz it is Right!!
Had my plans fer words and threads and dreams...
Formed a Band...I harp and sing!!
'Cuz yer lies bring you down!!
We FReep Kerry 'cuz Hanoi John LIED!!
Boy, Beware yer LustFerPower!!
Kerry LIED 'bout his Comrades-In-Arms!!
Before Congress, Hanoi John slandered his FRiends...
Called them "Rapists" and "Killers"...has he no shame?!
Remember...Left is all Red!!
One's the FRee Way...Reject Socialism!!
Right is fightin' 'til Big Guv'ment's DEAD!!
'Cuz Tyranny takes hold when Patriots ain't bold!!
Guv'ment's BAD when it warps yer head!!
Just y'all wait 'til he "feels yer pain!!"
Massachusetts, Camelot's DreamWorld is stained...
Jack wails, "Kerry, why must you defame my name?!"
'Gainst the Lib'rals, who loathe what's FRee!!
Have our plans fer Worlds where FReedom rings...
Join our Band...Fer Justice Sing!!
MoveOn-dot-org's THE Enemy...DemonRAT-Underground!!
Soros' Commies are Leftist SCUM!!
Retake the Cities from the kA.N.S.W.E.R.ous Powers!!
Reborn humans shall never cower!!
I seen me a Lib'ral and "Lurch" is his name...
He's no good...don't you vote fer his stain!!
Before Congress, Hanoi John slandered his FRiends...
Called them Rapists, Vile Killers...Have RATS No Shame?!!
#3072. To: Ragtime Cowgirl, d14truth, Marysecretary, Pippin, Tolerance Sucks Rocks, staytrue (#3067)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")
Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know...
Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Massachusetts Lib'ral to the bone!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals...
Must devolve Power to the States...
States, devolve Power to the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...)8^D!!
In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
#3121. To: goldilucky, Cyber-Band, Billie, harpo11, Howlin, sultan88, x, dead, Happygal (#3072)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks")
If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!!
An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATS have no place to stay!!
Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan...
Bush's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!!
-ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.
All DemRATS have sunken so low!!!!
If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you...
Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro.
Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.
Slick...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!!
'Cuz when Slick's stonewall breaks, Bubba'll git Dem PrisonBlues!! ah~ooh- hooh.
Yep, that's Right, I sat on the levee an' crooned!!
A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.
Ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahhh.
Hey! Oh!
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
Sorry, but I can't take you~ahhh.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down,
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' do__wn.
Slick's goin' down, Slick's goin' down now.
Left's goin' down, Left's goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down-down-down-down-down
~oooh~ooh~ooh~ooh ooh~ooh~ooh.
#3155. To: UncleShag (#3121)
(To be sung to Dire Straits' "Telegraph Road")
Playin' dirty dives, singin' hits fer his fans.
All them stories he told 'bout his Rock'n'Roll quest...
Shag made his home in PalmettoWest!!
He sang at State Fairs and in big-time forums...
Uncle strummed all them notes, and Shag told his stories,
While the other LongTown Boys were makin' music fer jack...
Sure, some couldda gone further, but they never lost track!!
Sang 'bout Dick Nixon, 'bout breakin' rules...
Then came Dutch Reagan, and Lib'ral fools!!
Sliock felt our pain...Sosh'list Left shot their load...
Still, them minstrels, they sang...called 'em UncleShag's Boys!!
Fell upon some lean times, Radio jocks paid more.
UncleShag sang his songs about a World that's Right...
UncleShag knows that to FReep is to fight!!
Right keeps growin' bigger...
Sheeple lurkers know, "Defend Liberty!!"
Now we got Black threads of magic...
FRee States help US grow!!
It's such a fight to go to work, 'cuz Mudboy's words ain't got no sound!!
Folks, Limbaugh says, "We're gonna haveta pay what's owed...
We're gonna haveta FReep 'gainst the greed of Dem folks!!"
Righteous words shall light the fires and ol' UncleShag knows...
DemRATS always run away from the pain, but We're BOLD!!
Leftists fear our FReedom 'cuz they love Status Quo...
MudboySlim sang with UncleShag's Boys!!
Good fight is Justice...Slick's gonna face our Righteous Might!!
Life seems the best when yer BOLDER...our righteous band's finally here...
It's our load we gotta shoulder...Right's got nothing to fear!!
Folks, Justice's FRee fer this Nation...help Right save U.S.A!!
Reject all Left's darkness...just live fer today!!
Condemn sinners who just fight fer their selfish aims!!
Lib'rals' anger RATS feed on...we FReep to keep sane...
'Cuz I sing fer the FarRight in Liberty's name!!
Right needs inspiration..."Let's Roll" in God's name...
The Righteous wanna FReep 'gainst Left's stain...
Folks, George Dubyuh's Right, sayin' "Big Guv'ment is O'er!!"
All the while sang ol' UncleShag's Boys!!
#3156. To: All U Racist RAT Scumbagz (#3155)
#3157. To: Disco Dave (#3156)
(To be sung to Stevie Ray Vaughn's "Texas Flood")
All Dem lib'ral types are frownin'!!
Yes, ol' Mudboy's down in Nags Head...
'Tis where the Hildabeast wears Left's crown!!
'Cuz Right's been trying to wake our Nation...
Water and lime, wash this Cuervo down!!
Man, Left's "science" drives me insane!!
Y'all, we're PROUD when our side wins...
Folks, devolving Power's the aim!!
Yeah, Mud wants his FReepers a'rockin'...
Damn, it's about to cost me sweet Renee!!
Hill'ry, yer going back home to stay!!
Left, we're leavin'...YER CRAZY!!
Slick, the LibertyPost don't play!!
Won't condone all yer bloody damn failures...
Nation, ol' Mud shall sing the way!!
#3158. To: All U Race-Baiting DeeCeeRATZ (#3157)
#3159. To: mel_living, sneakypete, Badeye, mcgowanjm, buckeroo, happy fun ball, palo verde, TLBSHOW, r-u-n-n o-f-t 1811 (#3158)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Stevie Ray Vaughn's "Mary Had a Little Lamb")
Slick's freaks are rarin' ta go...yeah!!
Everywhere Obama went...
Slick's RAT-thugs were sure to go...yeah!!
The Hildabeast stayed cool...
While Barry played her fool!!
It ain't Right how they scam...
That White House jewel!!
Deceive and you'll be RAT$#!+!!
Slick's much darker than ol' Barry...
Half's not really Black, sir!!
#3160. To: All (#3159)
#3161. To: Some Mothers Son (#3160)
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Scar Tissue")
Bombastic Lib'ral know-it-all...
Votes fer lies and RATS' LeftWing Cause...
What's a word like "fair"?!
Why that far-off stare?! Yer just sosh'list fools and...
What's the word on Kerry?! You Big Guv'ment tools...yeah!!
Whup Left's nutty world...help Big Guv'ment fall!!
Callin' all folks like myself...
To fight fer starts of State-wide wealth 'cuz...
"FRee"'s the word, I care...we're voters, too!!
FReep the World, I swear...Left's broken fools and...
Righteous world is "fair"...you'll know it, too!!
Lib-uhh-rulls think they know it all!!
Leftists lies 'bout Viet Nam, but...
Trust the words I share...
Righteous World's quite "fair"!! Dem Leftist goons...
What's the word on Kerry? Left's sosh'list fool!!
Left ain't Right...RATS gotta fall!!
Oughtta FReep...answer the call...
Yer Nation needs you, too...gonna have a Ball!!
"FRee"'s the word, I care...we're voters, too!!
FReep the World, I swear...Left's broken fools and...
Righteous world is "fair"...you'll know it, too!!
Quite spastic Lib'ral know-it-all...
Chi-Com spies and Leftists who pause...
RightWing World ain't scary!!
Righteous World's quite "fair"...US voters knew!!
RightWing world ain't scary!! Sing righteous tunes!!
FReep the World...we care!! US voters knew!!
#3162. To: All Swamp Creatures (#3161)
#3163. To: All (#3162)
Source: New York Daily News
Published: 1/17/00 Author: BARBARA OLSON
Posted on 01/17/2000 10:30:59 PST by kattracks
#3164. To: All (#3163)
#3165. To: TheTruth2004, sherlock, malador, Bill D Berger, palo verde, yukon, beyond the sea, Badeye, domer, r-u-n-n o-f-t, goldilucky (#3164)
(Edited)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Beast of Burden")
She seeks yer vote, RATS kiss her bottom...
All RATS want is fer you to vote "HILLARY!!"
DemRATS're SLIME...Slick Willie's squirtin'!!
All RATS want is fer you to vote "HILLARY!!"
Hill ain't smart enuff...
Sure, she'll BITCH enuff...
Right's not too blind to see-ee-ee...
The LeftWing's stoned...Slick's presence mars 'em!!
Mudboy's on the radio...Come on, Nation, vote 'gainst Hillary!!
Hill ain't bright enuff...
Truth's a BI+C#, Life's rough...
Right must now fight fer free-ee-ee!!
She loves pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty girls...
Slick loves pretty pretty young'uns pretty pretty pretty girls...
Come on, Voters, please please please!!
Ron Brown killed, no doubt...
Arkancide!!
Slick's a lout...
First, Slick RAPED, then RATS lied!!
Folks, help me out, Help US Out!!
Vote her out 'cuz of Tyranny!! Yeah...
Right must SUCK IT UP!!
Throw Left's LIES at me...
We shall shrug it off!!
There's one thing, Nation...
That you should understand...
DemRATS love Hillary...
She SHAN'T be Prez-uh-dent!!
Hill ain't tough enuff...
Sure, she'll BI+C# and stuff...
RATS love it rough...OOH OOH...OOOH...
She seeks yer vote, RATS kiss her bottom!!
Never never never never never be...
She seeks yer vote, RATS kiss her bottom!!
All Left wants is more and more tyranny!!
#3166. To: Mudboy Slim (#3165)
#3167. To: Badeye (#3166)
#3168. To: A K A Stone, Badeye (#3167)
#3172. To: Mudboy Slim (#3168)
#3174. To: A K A Stone (#3172)
Replies to Comment # 3174.
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