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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Views: 1417881
Comments: 3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#2. To: war (#0)
"Packed in Back" Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re- writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme. Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow! Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way! Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!"
U R packed in back A LOT, ain'tCHA, Ethyl?! War still yer BUTTbuddy, buddy?! Lol@U...MUD
The party of Mud Packers, GOP
"BTW..." Standin' fer Right...gives US a virtuous might... Way Right...we're marked... Impeached Slick...Senate failed its reason... Dubyuh...mudrats... Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... Black thread...hope's thick... FReedom's Right...our future is a bold one... Strong words...steel spine... Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... (chant) Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004)
"Shan't Git Fooled Again" We'll enlighten all we meet... We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution... We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride... (Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp...LOL!!) YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! FReepers, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet... Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution... Meet the new boss...his name is Don TRUMP!! Mudboy Slim BTW...Anybody know how to play this on the synthesizer?! I'm practicin' my Roger Daultrey... FReegards...MUD 1 Posted on 10/13/2000 01:23:41 PDT by Mudboy Slim
TeeJay nailed it...MUD
Heh heh heh...gotta LOOOVE watching the RATmedia IMplode...MUD
Good one, Mud. A Keeper of Keepers.
"RATS Smell!!" Loose-lipped hotties...and Chi-Com Whores... Limbaugh's Legions are upon you... Lib'rals call Slick "Prince Charming"... Slick, yer a fool, dude!! One little problem that confronts you TGIFReegards...Mudboy Slim 155 posted on Friday, November 22, 2002 10:21:08 AM by Mudboy Slim
From a town known as Little Rock in the Ozarks, So, he swindled a bank with Jim McDougald, Well, one fine day those FReepers ensnared Billy, From a town somewhere in mid-America, 1 Posted on 08/16/1999 19:33:28 PDT by Mudboy Slim
TheDonald SHALL look MORE distinguished and venerable when his yellow hair turns WHITE...MUD
Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral boys!! The Left's in shock...America's turned them off!! Ooooohhh...Beat DemLib'ral boys!! Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Saddam!! Folks...FReedom hearkens... Ooooohhh...FReep DemEffete Boys!! Mudboy Slim (19 August 2002)
TRUTH hurts, don't it, U DeeCeeRATZ?!! SincereLEE...MUD
"We're the Far Right!!" We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!! We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams... (Guitar-jammin' interlude) Yeah, yeah...We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep Dem RATS from Power!! We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams... We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep Dem fools from Power!! Mudboy Slim (5/19/04)
"I Want You/We'll Git You" You're guilty 'cuz yer minions spied... I want you...I want you...I want you...soooo bad!! While weak-kneed politicians sleep... Boy, while phat interns may go down... Slick, yer just a FREAK... I want you...I want you...I want you...soooo bad!! Bill, you SOLD OUT to them Ol' Chinese coots... (Harp jammin' to fade) Sincerely...MUD 376 posted on 3/24/2003, 4:38:04 PM by Mudboy Slim
Regards...MUD
In the past, has anyone accused you as to being a brain-dead idiot?
You know I pay way too much in tax... God damn Big Guv'ment!! DemRATS are dealers...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!! God damn...Big Guv'ment!! Well, now if I were the president of this land... God damn Big Guv'ment!! FReegards...MUD 311 posted on 6/29/2004, 10:46:29 AM by Mudboy Slim
Regards...MUD
Lib'rals are all vampires...Death's their aim!! Despite what Left says, they are still only RATS in a Rage!! Right ain't fakin'!! Mudboy's ready fer a row... Despite what Left says, they are still just DemRATS in a Rage!! (Head-bangin' interlude) Help US fight RATS' Commie slime!! Despite what Left says, they are still only RATS in a rage!! Mudboy Slim 325 posted on 06/29/2004 5:10:43 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
RINOZ shall be an Endangered Species come November 2018/2020/2022...MUD
RATS say that RichBoy Kerry was predestined to hold Power... But Right works 'gainst this "destiny"... Left's Medyuh loves John Kerry 'cuz he'll make Big Guv'ment grow!! But Right...we LOATHE Guv'ment Tyranny!! Kerry believes in Tyranny...thinks sheeple need a King! 'Cuz Right...Right whupped RichBoy John Kerry!! Mudboy Slim 344 posted on 6/30/2004, 2:27:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
The Hildabeest NEEDS a LOOONG Prison Stay...MUD
(MUD on groovy flute and Dougie-FResh on bongos.) RATS are headed to slaughter...Hanoi John's a lame GEEK!! (Chorus) Left's newspapers...they just trash Dubyuh... (Chorus) Right cares 'bout our Liberty...our ma's din't raise no fools!! (Chorus) Folks, Right's dream's not a strange one...FReedomLust begins at birth!! (Chorus) Right's smoked marijuana...but we know when It's Time Fer War!! (Chorus) Folks, MUD's dream's not a strange one...fight fer Truth 'gainst Commie SCUM!! (Chorus) Mudboy Slim 347 posted on 7/1/2004, 1:32:18 AM by Mudboy Slim
Regards...MUD
Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight... Who loves Left's Power?!! Yes, I know...you'll know... RATS LOATHE Liberty... Life's not fer Lib'rals... Yes, I know...you know... (Git there...) Do YOU fear the FRee?! Yes, I know...you'll know... RATS LOATHE Liberty!! FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!! RATS LOATHE Liberty!! FReegards...MUD 423 posted on 7/5/2004, 2:44:13 PM by Mudboy Slim
Hanoi Kerry, the RightWing's got something to say to you!! That Botox, boy, really FReaks yer face...won't you act yer age?! All Right's needed is ourselves...we are a Righteous Band!! Let's propose we just ignore Left's kooks, we'll just defeat RATS' fools!! Kerry, we wish you'd never joined the race... Mudboy Slim (7/5/04)
Since the first night of this journey, The first thing yer taught is "Don't LIE Like a Rug!!" I seen me a Lib'ral and "Lurch" was his name... There's just two ways to fight Lib'ral SCUM... Kerry is a Lib'ral and Big Guv'ment's his aim... We're the RightWing, we FReep 'gainst Tyranny!! You see... FReegards...MUD 278 posted on 6/27/2004, 6:26:05 PM by Mudboy Slim
Redskins Training Camp in Richmond, VA is underway...WOO HOOO!! Good time of the year...MUD
Regards...MUD
I have never seen a more insignificant poster on the Internet. Why are you a complete idiot unto yourself?
LOL...I enjoy the FACT that mind-numbed RATmorons like yourself still find the need to voice yer annoyance...MUD
Your name is big brother Your name is big brother I live in the ghetto, Pre...MUD
Everywhere, Left's FReeaks are scary... Right must now change the world... Righteous nation, Bush is leading... Right must now save the World... (Sweet guitar jammin') Power devolution's...the Right solution!! Right must now lead the world... Mudboy Slim 326 posted on 11/16/2004, 3:46:50 PM by Mudboy Slim
Sex Lunatic EX-President...a Miscreant EX-President... Young intern kneels in Bill's Hall...EX-President is lookin' small... But soon their dam'll break open...many Libs'll be ruined... EX-President has lost his head...Slick's debauchery we can't accept! So, if your heart hurts, you can't trust your own ears... [Eclipse] Slick lies so much...Slick lies with ease... To all you Libs...it ain't a big deal... Left can't create...Left just destroys... Mudboy Slim (07/14/1999) BTW...Views: 548452
"Poltroons!!" It's true!! The Left's been had... Yeah, Willie says, "I feel yer pain." Hey News, you let US down... So sing out loud about Slick's sins... Poltroons, don't look so sad... Mudboy Slim (4 August 1998)
#3081. To: All RATZ, All RINOZ, All DeepState LEEches, buckeroo, war, Willie Green, meguro (#3080)
Take names of RINOZ NOW...DEFEAT DemRINOZ in the GOP Primaries...MUD
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(Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black")
#2635. To: Fred Mertz (#2)
#2636. To: Mudboy Slim, Fred Mertz, party of Lindsey Graham, Ruby Giuliani, Dona Trump, Drama Queens (#2635)
#2760. To: hondo68, A K A Stone, goldilucky, liberator, AuntB, GrandmaC, UncleKenny, Landru, AdSimp (#2636)
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "By The Way")
And Right shall fight on...Let US Roll!!
By the way, we proudly pray...
Reject Fear...RATS're whores!!
Hanoi Hero...we're singin' songs fer Truth...
We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...Liberty!!
Limbaugh...root cause!!
We'll convict...we'll FReep 'til Slick's career's done!!
John ain't Slick...he LIES, claims he's a hero...
Kerry's sick..."Defeat JohnK!!", that's our hope!!
World stage...Nags Head!!
And Right shall fight on...Right's got soul!!
By the way, Left died today...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
Song shop...git Slick!!
Win the fight...folks, Michael Moore is pond-scum!!
Righteous Right...you know Dutch Reagan's goals won!!
Lib'rals whine...fer Power 'cuz they got none!!
Brash acts...stand strong!!
Far Right shall fight on...Limbaugh knows!!
By the way, RATS LIE and Rape...
Left needs Fear...Tyrant Whore'd!!
Dandy Lib'rals...Right's singin' songs fer FRee...
We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...bless our souls!!
By the way, I'm proud we pray...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
RightWing shall fight on...Dubyuh knows!!
By the way, Left's Tyranny...is waning...Culture War!!
Saddam's a girl...she's writin' poems 'bout trees...
We sing, "Sic Semper...Tyrannus!!"
By the way, we're proud we pray...
To one God...sacred world!!
Standin' fer Right...grants US virtuous might...
FReepers shall fight on...Mudboy knows!!
By the way, we proudly pray...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
#2897. To: All (#2760)
(To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")
For our children, we shall FReep...
Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!!
'Tis Clinton who spurs us on...
Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong...
Media LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!
Devolve Power...The Great Devolution...
Laugh and sing and take Slick Willie down!!
Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'...
Gotta do more than pray!!
Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing...
"We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!
Ain't gonna listen to Left's Med'yuh jive!!
We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!!
Folks, you know that the Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!
Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by the by!!
And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means momentum for the Right...
Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!
Reject Lib'rals' Socialist solutions!!
Smile and grin at the change all around...=^D!!
Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday...
Folks, we'll take to streets and scream...
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!
(The Clinton Legacy SHALL BE the Destruction of the DemocRATic Party!!)
#2910. To: Pookie, Landru, Jeff Head, kristinn, Angelwood, ironman, BufordP, TrueBlackMan, Taxman, cherrybomb_88, jla, Flora Mac (#2897)
#2911. To: Mika BloodyJowls BruhzzzhhinSKI, Mornin' Joe PUNK-arse BigGUVmentRAT ScarBRO (#2910)
#2940. To: Mudboy Slim (#2911)
#2942. To: Liberator, pookie, Cyber-Band, EdZep, George W. Bush, M. Thatcher, conservativemusician (#2940)
Thank you, Liberator...but pookie deserves the credit 4 pulling all those cartoons together day after day after day...
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell")
Constitution's in Left's way!!
RATS're fear and smoke's simply a joke...
Look what's going on, you RAT Fools!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't you smell RATS' smell?!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
The stench of death surrounds you!! YEEEEEEaaaaaaahhhh!!
Folks shall FReep Slick 'til he's GONE!!
So take another toke, have a blow fer yer nose...
'Til Left thinks, Right shall drown you!! HELL, YEAH!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't you smell that smell?!
Ooooh...Libs smell!!
Vionce Foster's Death condemns you!!
He'll squeal'n'purr when cellmates find Slick's groove.
Think you'll be all right with all yer money...
But tomorrow, Dwight shall be buggerin' you!!
Ooooh...Slick'll squeeeeeal!!
Won't you help US tell?!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Ol' Ron Brown's Death astounds you!!
Yep, Right'll FReep ya 'til yer gone!!
We know yer a Treas'nous Whore!!
Got Ol' Mudboy on yer back...
Just one more fix, Bill, might do the trick...
One hell of a price for you to get your kicks!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
I can't stand Left's smell!!
Ooooh...Trash Bill!!
Paul Wellstone's Death was all you!!
Ooooh...Slick smells!!
Right Shall Fight Like Hell!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
We'll RE-Impeach'n'Convict You!!
#2988. To: stand watie, Landru, sultan88, jla, conservativemusician (#2942)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Billy Joel's "Billy the Kid")
Strode a boy with ambition without end.
His ruthless political climb made him a legend in his mind,
But his Quest fer Power required cash to spend!
With his partner's young wife into bed he slid!
His prestige and his lies took that Hick State by surprise,
The word spread fast 'bout Billy the Kid!
Well, he never followed their rules, 'cuz the White House was his goal,
And he soon put many finer pols to shame.
But Slick never had a conscience, and he never had a soul,
Still the Lib'rals and the Medyuh hailed his name!
Secured illegal funds from Unions and Red China,
But Ken Starr could not seem to track him down,
And Bill served his masters well, 'cuz the Left they're dumb as Hell,
'Specially when Billy the Kid came aroun'.
America said, "String him up for what he did!!"
And the voters and their kids, finally started tuning in,
To watch the Re-Impeachment of Billy the Kid!
Well, he never thought they'd catch him, Slick's Arrogance let him down,
Eventually, even DemonRATS cursed his name!
Though he never cared for Freedom, Clinton finally found a home,
Within a Federal Prison, Slick bears his shame...
Watched a child aspiring to understand,
And Slick's Politics of Slime proved an example for his time,
As History Scorned That Krooked RAT!!
#2989. To: All (#2988)
#2990. To: Pericles, war, sneakypete (#2989)
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Catapult")
Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral girls!!
Cowards with no soul...ugly cows!! Question...
"Do they diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?!
Why's Slick still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
Ooooohhh...Teach DemLib'ral girls!!
Cowards fear our roll...shut their mouths!!
Osama bin Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!!
Fear the Power of the Right!! A question:
"Did Slick miss purposely? Why did Bill bite her lip?
Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please vote fer change!!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
Bush...shall seek Justice!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemAirhead Girls!!
The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned off...
Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!!
Right Shall Makes Its Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this...
Fear the Power of Our Roll...a question:
"House, it shall RE-IMPEACH!! Senate shall then CONVICT!!
Next, We'll INDICT Left's Creep(s)!! Jury Shall then CONVICT!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Prison 'HO!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Slick's a 'HO!!
#2991. To: All (#2990)
#2992. To: All EX-LPers, TLBSHOW, white sands, fred mertz (#2991)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's version of J. J. Cale's "After Midnight")
We're the Hard Right...we're gonna whup Dem Libs in a rout!!
We're gonna help Bush git some traction...
Right's gonna demand satisfaction....
Left's gonna find out what Right is all about.
We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep DemRATS from Power!!
Truth yields our Might...righteous gonna make Dem sosh'lists scream!!
We're gonna FReep talk and television...
Left shall heap on their vile derison...
Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!!
RATS, we don't bite...still gonna FReep yer slime from Power!!
Traitors we'll fight...RightWing's gonna make Dem Leftists scream!!
We're gonna FReep Rush and Hanni-vision...
Left shall fear our deadly precision...
Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!!
America's Right...still gonna FReep RATS' SCUM from Power!!
Ain't 'fraid to fight...Right's gonna WHUP Dem Lefties down!!
Left, say "GoodBye"...November's when yer goin' down!!
We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!!
#2993. To: conservativemusician, Landru, goldilucky, KLT, Ragtime Cowgirl, Taxman, stand watie, philman_36 (#2992)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "I Want You")
Your feckless Sycophants, they lied...
Yer feeble saxophone says I/we?...MUST DETHRONE YOU!!
You'll go to Hell 'cuz yer a WHORE...
Good folks curse your face with scorn...
BOY, YOU SHANT GO FREE, so help me Lord...we'll get you!!
Willie, we'll git you...
The Left-Wing Med'yuh luvs ya, creep...
But Patriots continue to FReep...Jail waits fer you!!
'Cuz the Lord is King and He is Just...
In prison, BOY, you will end up...
Yer apologists' will soon fess up...We'll sing fer TRUTH!!
I want you...I want you...Slick, I want you...sooo bad!!
Willie, we'll git you...
True love, you've been without it!!
Yeah, them Socialist Whores...you they'd crown...
Can they stop us?! I DOUBT IT!!
Slick, children burned in yer Waco Raid...
And Elian, he shouldda stayed...
Reno's Justice it ain't...her soul will BURN!!
Now, yer tramplin' our Liberties...
But this here's the Land of the FRee...
Yer World we will...SHATTER!!!!
Willie, we'll git you!!
Who choke the FRee with their jackboots...
Yer Evilness seems so kewl to them...TYRANTS!!
Boy, we'll git you becuz you lied...
Becuz you took us fer a ride...
And becuz RIGHT is on our side...becuz I...
I want you...I want you...Slick, I want you...soooo bad!!
Willie, we'll git you...
("Soddom...Yer PaladinPalacePizza, PUNK!!!")
#2994. To: All U brainDEAD Lib'rals (#2993)
#2995. To: Mudboy Slim (#2994)
#3057. To: buckeROO, aka the brainDEAD ObamaBOT RAT-moron (#2995)
(To be sung to Steppenwolf's "The Pusher")
Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!!
Folks, I never wanted nothin'...
FRom Dem Lib'rals like Bill!!
You know, I've seen a lot of Lib'rals walkin' 'round...
With HATRED in their eyes!!
'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care...
Ah, if you live or if you die!!
God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!!
Right shall Devolve Power from Government!!
Gotta whup ass on "The Man!!"
'Cuz folks, Dem Lib'rals they're all monsters...
Good God, Right's gotta make a stand!!
The hammer and the scickle (sp?) ain't the way!!
Folks, Left's sellin' you all their FReak dreams...
Ah, but Big Guv'ment takes all yer money...
Lord, we'll FReep Dems...we'll FReep fer Righteous Dreams!!
God damns...God damns the Sosh'lists!!
Right musr RISE UP, God...smite down Big Guv'ment man!!
You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!!
I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much we spend!!
Yes I'd kill Left with my Bible and my FReepin' and my pen!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!!
I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!"
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
#3058. To: All (#3057)
#3059. To: Landru, sultan88, jla, FBD, MeekOneGOP, BraveMan, BOBTHENAILER, backhoe, dead (#3058)
(To be sung to the Smashing Pumpkins' "Bullet With Butterfly Wings")
Want to destroy US...corrupt Left has no shame!!
DemRATS are idiots...Left's insa-a-ane!!
Evil conspires....Left's got blood on their hands!!
Even now we know...Right must strike "The Blow!!"
RATS ain't cool...Left's OLDE!! Fight Dem HO's!!
Elites are so vain...but they're still only RATS in a Rage!!
Left's minions will say, "FReedom's lost...the Truth's been slain!!"
Despite all Left's Rage...RATS are still just morons in a cage!!
LeftWing's been quakin'!! Fearin' Limbaugh's show!!
FReedom's what I want...I want big cha-a-ange...
Dem Lib'rals have not...have not shown their shame!!
Yessir, folks, I know!! Soon enuff, you'll know!!
Left ain't cool...Left's OLDE!! RATS are OLDE!!
Despite all their Rage, Right is still sittin' up center stage!!
RATS hatred is vain, Left is lost, they'll never be saved!!
Despite what Libs say, they are still just DemRATS in a Rage!!
Clinton should be doing time!!
TREASON ain't Slick's only crime!!
Justice seems to blow Left's mind!!
TREASON is a cap'tal crime...it's TRUE!!
Left fights like they're crazed...but they're still just RATS on rampage!!
Despite all Left's rage, Right is still standing center stage!!
Despite all Left's rage, Dems are still just dumb RATZ in a cage!!
Despite all Left's rage, DeeCee's still got DemRATZ as Left's SLAVES!!
And I still believe that RATZ cannot be saved!!
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
#3060. To: All U DeeCee RINOZ (#3059)
#3061. To: Landru, sultan88, FBD, jla, joanie-f, Diva Betsy Ross, cherry_bomb88, Happygal, tgslTakoma (#3060)
(To be sung to Simon and Garfunkel's "Richard Cory")
With political connections...a wife whose wealth astounds!!
Massachussetts Senator...Ol' Teddy's bastard child...
Kerry's everything the Left could want: Commie, Fake, and Vile!!
'Cuz Left LOATHES the life I'm living...
DemRATS curse our Liberty!!
Folks, I wish that Right would be...
Oh, I wish that Right could be...
Folks, I wish that Right would be...Reagan-worthy!!
RichBoy Kerry lied 'bout Viet Nam...RichBoy Kerry is Slick's 'HO'!!
Folks, the DemocRATic Party's givin' orgies on his yacht! (LOL!!)
RichBoy surely must beat Dubyuh with Left's Medyuh up his butt!!
And we curse the lies Left's spinning...
And RATS' Moral Poverty!!
Oh, I wish that Right would be...
Yes, I know that Right can be...
Folks, I know that Right shall be...Reagan-worthy!!
We should be grateful to pay higher tax...then say, "Thank you very much!!"
So RATS cried on 9 November...when the evening headlines read:
"RichBoy Kerry lost HUGE last night"...RATS learned that Liberalism's DEAD!!
And we cursed the LIES Left's spinning...
And RATS' Moral Poverty!!
Folks, I wish we'd RE-IMPEACH!!
Yes, I wish we'd RE-IMPEACH!!
Oh, I wish we'd RE-IMPEACH...SlickBoy Willie!!
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
#3062. To: All (#3061)
#3063. To: BOBTHENAILER, ken5050, backhoe, ironman, Steve0113, nina0113, Angelwood, Doug E. Fresh, Boris, Bippy, PapaJohn, MamaSue (#3062)
(To be sung to Quicksilver Messenger Service's "What About Me?!")
Left believes LIES like children...Medyuh mourns our Liberty!!
Left's world is slowly fallin' down...Life's not fair when Good Folks FReep!!
'Cuz those of US who care are tough...Right has to do something.......
Oh.......oh What's Left gonna do about me?!
Oh.......oh Don't DemRATS care about bein' FRee?!!
RATS hide the REAL Truth..."Kerry's Boring!!"
Left parrots their OLDE ideas...WOW!!
RATS are socialists for whom Power's "IT!!"
Marxist Slime, yer scary!!
Oh.......oh Don't y'all care 'bout bein' FRee?!
Oh.......oh Don't y'all care 'bout Liberty?!
Left fills our penitentiaries...'cuz they're law-breakin' dudes!!
Folks, I feel our future's splendid...if we reject Fed'ral Power!!
Right shall stand up fer what we do believe...Be prepared to fight right now!!
Oh.......oh What's Left gonna do about me?
Oh.......oh Don't Left care 'bout Liberty?!
Slick Willie's just an outlaw...EqualJustice here on Earth!!
DemonRATS cannot be trusted...when Terror threatens OUR Land!!
Right believes in Devolution...won't the Righteous proudly stand?!
Oh.......oh Won't y'all rise up fer the FRee?!
Oh.......oh Won't Left Help US Fight Tyranny?!!
When there's a chance to liberate...Right shall stand against Vile Power!!
Slick's a fugitive...Bill needs justice...fer betraying Liberty!!
Slick broke rules...committed TREASON...YEAH!
Slick don't deserve to be FRee!!
Oh.......oh What's Slick gonna do about me?!
Oh.......oh When will Clinton's THUGS intercede?!
SlickWillie is just an outlaw...Bill should be in a Prison!!
Sure, folks think Slick's invincible...still, Truth's got simple Powers...
Left keeps killing all their children...DemRAT fools, meet FReeperTowne!!
Oh.......oh What's 'dru gonna do about me?
Oh.......oh What's Rush gonna do about me?
Oh.......oh What's Slick gonna do about me?
Oh.......oh What's Left gonna do about me?
#3064. To: All (#3063)
#3065. To: Diva Betsy Ross, MoJo2001, MeekOneGOP, tgslTakoma, stand watie, FreeTheHostages, kristinn (#3064)
(To be sung to U2's "Shadows and Tall Trees")
I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!!
We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame...
Rejectin' Left's Power's the name of the game!!
Oppressin' what's Right...
RATS want folks on their knees...
Sedition's unwise!!
Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!!
Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin...
Right shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Truth be told...Right's BOLD!!
Yes, I know...
Right loves bein' FRee...
RATS LOVE Tyranny...
Right loves Liberty!!
Left KILLS...no shame...
Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!!
RATS mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!!
We shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Must be bold...good folks...
'Cuz Right knows!!
Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'...
'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!!
Socialists deny hope...
That's why Left is reelin'!!
Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!!
Right shall vote!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
RATS LOVE Tyranny!!
Right loves Liberty!!
FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
I LOVE LIBERTY!!
(RE-IMPEACH the EX-Rapist-in-Chief!!)
#3066. To: Landru, FBD, sultan88, jla, GottaLuvAkitas1, GeorgeW23225, Flora McDonald (#3065)
(To be sung to Rod Stewart's "Maggie May")
'Til 9 November, we are gonna whup DemRATS, you fools!!
You know US FReepers confuse...but Kerry's just being used...
Yo, Kerry, you couldn't have LIED any more!!
Yer word, it sure ain't yer bond...boy, you LIED 'bout yer brother's-in- arms!!
Slick's got RATS' heart...DemRATS don't like "Ol' Lurch!!"
Yer tax hikes ain't needed none...Commie spies, they control the Left!!
You scammed all Dem Lib'ral folks...Lefty, you shouldn't need to coax!!
John Kerry, RATS couldn't have LIED any more!!
You scored big by beatin' Howard...but Dean's justa Lib'ral coward!!
RATS steal yer soul...SlickWillie's stain we can do without!!
But DemLib'rals love Big Guv'ment and...
BubbaSlick's got chubber...Left's whores laid down!!
All Left does is whine and beg...
Give ample warning, "Folks, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!"
John Kerry, Press couldn't have LIED anymore!!
Yer word, it sure ain't yer bond...boy, you LIED 'bout yer "brothers" in Nam!!
Yer Purple Hearts, you only got them 'cuz you LIED!!
Shan't feel Dem Lib'rals' pain...awake DemonRATS from bein' Clinton tools!!
Truth's got itself a rock and roll band...spreadin' throughout the Land!!
John Kerry, RATS wish you'd never joined the race...
You chose a first-class fool fer yer Veep...
Edwards as vile as most lawyer creeps!!
C'mon, let's start...gonna whup you like Mondale!!
You'll get sent back home one of these days!!
#3067. To: Cyber-Band, dirtboy, holdonnow (#3066)
(To be sung to America's "Horse With No Name")
I been FReepin' 'cuz it is Right!!
Had my plans fer words and threads and dreams...
Formed a Band...I harp and sing!!
'Cuz yer lies bring you down!!
We FReep Kerry 'cuz Hanoi John LIED!!
Boy, Beware yer LustFerPower!!
Kerry LIED 'bout his Comrades-In-Arms!!
Before Congress, Hanoi John slandered his FRiends...
Called them "Rapists" and "Killers"...has he no shame?!
Remember...Left is all Red!!
One's the FRee Way...Reject Socialism!!
Right is fightin' 'til Big Guv'ment's DEAD!!
'Cuz Tyranny takes hold when Patriots ain't bold!!
Guv'ment's BAD when it warps yer head!!
Just y'all wait 'til he "feels yer pain!!"
Massachusetts, Camelot's DreamWorld is stained...
Jack wails, "Kerry, why must you defame my name?!"
'Gainst the Lib'rals, who loathe what's FRee!!
Have our plans fer Worlds where FReedom rings...
Join our Band...Fer Justice Sing!!
MoveOn-dot-org's THE Enemy...DemonRAT-Underground!!
Soros' Commies are Leftist SCUM!!
Retake the Cities from the kA.N.S.W.E.R.ous Powers!!
Reborn humans shall never cower!!
I seen me a Lib'ral and "Lurch" is his name...
He's no good...don't you vote fer his stain!!
Before Congress, Hanoi John slandered his FRiends...
Called them Rapists, Vile Killers...Have RATS No Shame?!!
#3068. To: All NFL Fans (#3067)
#3069. To: All (#3068)
#3070. To: Mudboy Slim (#3069)
#3071. To: buckeroo (#3070)
#3077. To: Stevie Wonder, sultan88, Landru (#3071)
You say that you're watching me on the tele,
Seeing me go nowhere,
Your name is big brother,
You say that you're tired of me protesting,
Children dying everyday,
My name is nobody
But I can't wait to see your face inside my door
You say that you got me all in your notebook,
Writing it down everyday,
Your name is I'll see ya,
I'll change if you vote me in as the pres,
The President of your soul
I live in the ghetto,
You just come to visit me 'round election time
Someday I will move on my feet to the other side,
My name is secluded,
we live in a house the size of a matchbox,
Roaches live with us wall to wall,
You've killed all our leaders,
I don't even have to do nothin' to you
You'll cause your own country to fall
#3078. To: Landru, MeekOneGOP, jla, FBD, PhiKapMom, ohioWfan, MoJo2001, ForGod'sSake, BraveMan (#3077)
"Right Must Now Lead the World!!"
(To be sung to Ten Years After's "I'd Love to Change the World")
Fight RAT-fairies, tell me "Wha' 'bout Liberty?!"
RATS, they bitch, plead fer more...
Must defeat the Lib'ral Whore'd!!
Rush'll tell you what to do...
Folks, we'll FReep with George Dub-YOO!!
Save the needy...promote FReedom, why won't Left see?!
Time is money...future's sunny...
FReepin's funny...Truth is stunnin'...fight Tyranny!!
From Dem fascist Guv'ment tools!!
Folks, yer FReedom's up to you!! Oh yeah!!
Constitution...brings absolution!!
Yes, Black is Right...RATS are whores!!
Right is just...win the war!!
To a future Right and True!!
Folks, yer children look to you...
(RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
#3079. To: conservativemusician, cherry_bomb88, Conspiracy Guy (#3078)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Brain Damage/Eclipse")
Those phone sex games and semen stains can't stand!
Got to make Bill Clinton feel our Wrath!!
The Networks know their Vile Creation's just a Whore...
But every day, they enable Slick still more!
While GOOD Leaders rule upon the Hill.
And when the Left implodes...the World will start anew...
I'll see you on the Right Side of the Tunes!
We'll raise a Cain, we'll force "The Change"...
We'll rearrange those Lib'ral's brains!!
We'll storm the doors...Bill's got no files on me!
Clinton shall die in chains...he shant go free!!!
You sing out but no one seems to hear!
Those DemonRATS promote Slick's lifestyle...RAT Party LIES in ruins!
Please join me on the Right side of the Tunes...
It leaves a bad taste...Monica kneels...
She was in love...while Bill masturbates...
Slick's rosie palm...fraudulently raised!
All Lib'rals lie, beg, borrow and steal!!!
Socialist fools...they'll learn someday.
The Leftist Elites...are totally Effete!
Come join the Right...we're winning the fight!
We'll devolve Power...Bureaucracies GONE...
All this will come...with Liberty under man's Law...yes, it's true!
The Lib'ral Lie exposed by our Tunes...
#3080. To: ForGod'sSake, FBD, Fracas, jla, Delphinium, mit, BufordP, GunsareOK, Tolerance Sucks Rocks (#3079)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Hey Jude")
Took a bad man and made him Prez'dent.
You Lib'rals, you let Slick into yer heart...
Now we must start to make it better!!
Poltroons, don't be afraid...
Righteous shall just go out and GIT HIM!!
The minute we accept Bill's corruption,
Then Slick will win...we'll 've sanctified SIN!!
Poltroons, be sane!! Don't tell me The World Will End Without him!
And don't you know y'all look like FOOLS, you shameless TOOLS,
Repeatin' lyin' words...yer part in Slick's Spin!!
Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Bill's a Felon...let's go and GIT HIM!!
Leftist Medyuh, you shouldda known from the start...
Still, there's time to report, unless yer all blinded!!
Poltroons...DIG IN!! We're looking fer someone to believe in!!
Folks, don't you know Bill Clinton's screwed?!
Networks, you too!!
Left's Template offends all Good Americans!!
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Yeah...
Bill's a bad man, he'll go to Prison!!
You Lib'rals, you best be runnin' from Slick...
Or next election...will be a slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, Slaughter, slaughter...oooh!!
Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh...dah dah dah dah...dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons...dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons....
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