Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1418614 Comments:3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
"Packed in Back" (Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black")
Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re- writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme.
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!
Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way!
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!
Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!"
"BTW..." (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "By The Way")
Standin' fer Right...gives US a virtuous might... And Right shall fight on...Let US Roll!! By the way, we proudly pray... Reject Fear...RATS're whores!! Hanoi Hero...we're singin' songs fer Truth... We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...Liberty!!
Way Right...we're marked... Limbaugh...root cause!!
Impeached Slick...Senate failed its reason... We'll convict...we'll FReep 'til Slick's career's done!! John ain't Slick...he LIES, claims he's a hero... Kerry's sick..."Defeat JohnK!!", that's our hope!!
Dubyuh...mudrats... World stage...Nags Head!!
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... And Right shall fight on...Right's got soul!! By the way, Left died today... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
Black thread...hope's thick... Song shop...git Slick!!
FReedom's Right...our future is a bold one... Win the fight...folks, Michael Moore is pond-scum!! Righteous Right...you know Dutch Reagan's goals won!! Lib'rals whine...fer Power 'cuz they got none!!
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... Far Right shall fight on...Limbaugh knows!! By the way, RATS LIE and Rape... Left needs Fear...Tyrant Whore'd!! Dandy Lib'rals...Right's singin' songs fer FRee... We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...bless our souls!! By the way, I'm proud we pray... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
(chant)
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... RightWing shall fight on...Dubyuh knows!! By the way, Left's Tyranny...is waning...Culture War!! Saddam's a girl...she's writin' poems 'bout trees... We sing, "Sic Semper...Tyrannus!!" By the way, we're proud we pray... To one God...sacred world!! Standin' fer Right...grants US virtuous might... FReepers shall fight on...Mudboy knows!! By the way, we proudly pray... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
"FRee Iraq!!" (To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")
Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!! Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!! We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!
Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!! Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!! Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!
These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!! Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!! Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!! FReedom ROCKS!!
FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!! FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!! FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!
God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!! Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!! Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!! MUD still believes in his dreams!!
(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie- anny)
Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?! Forty years...I'm gittin' old!! Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!
And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight... The tunes come to me and All IS Right!! And I recall...I recall....
FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!! FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!! Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!
FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!! RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!! Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!
"Justa Criminal" (To be sung to "U2's 'SO cruel'")
Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!! Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!! Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!! MUD's only singin' songs...to force Leftist's down...FReedom!!
[To Slick Willie hisse'f] Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!! Folks gave you everything you ever wanted...Death really what you wanted?!! Women who love you, you hurt the most... You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!! The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!! Willie...yer nowhere!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!
Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!! Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!! Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come...Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!! Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff...Bill may need her icy hug!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!
Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress... While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!! Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower... SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!
Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!
[To Slick Willie, personally, again] Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires... Danger's the drug that takes you higher!! Head of heaven, fingers...in the mire Yer heart is racing...you can't keep up The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!! Between the horses of love and lust... You'll be trampled...underfoot!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Leftist Tools!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!
#3036. To: Landru, sultan88, jla, FBD, MeekOneGOP, goldilucky, BOBTHENAILER, international american (#3035)
"Party That Knows Big Guv'ment's Wrong!!" (To be sung to Doug Stone's "A Jukebox With A Country Song")
After five good years together... Fightin' fer what is Right, We disagreed 'bout Dubyuh... 'Cuz spending's outta sight!! It's that ol' familiar fight, folks... Fed'ral spendin' must come down!! We must fight now fer less Guv'ment...
Devolve Power outta DeeCee town!!
Well, I voted once fer Dubyuh... And FReeper songs I sang!! But I'm startin' to feel like a fool... 'Cuz spendin's growin' again!! So when it's time to vote next Autumn... My support it shan't come cheap... Bush's fooled me once, feel like such a dunce, I swear, Need a spendin' FREEZE!! (And I said)
chorus: When d'we start bein' Lib'ral whores?!! It's Big Guv'ment I abhor!! Were yer promises just big lies?! How come we didn't CONVICT RATS' spies?! When do Conservatives get our turn?! Fed'ral budgets got money ta burn!! GOP's somewhere that I don't belong... I wanna Party that knows BigGuv'ment's Wrong!!
Well, I voted 'gainst Jawn Wahnah... 'Cuz that RINO makes Libs proud!! But I expect more from Dubyuh... He'll last eight years, I've no doubt!! But we gotta put on spendin' brakes... And fight against Left's slime!! So before you tell Ol' Mud to leave, Cut spendin' fer all-time!!
(repeat chorus) When d'we start bein' Lib'ral whores?!! It's Big Guv'ment that I abhor!! Were yer promises just big lies?! How come we didn't CONVICT RATS' spies?! When do Conservatives get our turn?! Fed'ral budgets got money ta burn!! GOP's somewhere I wanna belong... I wanna Party that knows BigGuv'ment's Wrong!!
...sure, folks, I wanna belong... Wanna Party that knows Big Guv'ment's Wrong!!
Mudboy Slim
496 posted on 3/7/2004, 11:51:05 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"Can't You See?!!" (To be sung to Marshall-Tucker Band's "Can't You See?")
(Mudboy on lead fife, BigMan on Lead Guitar)
We're gonna 'rase the Left's stain, focus our Enragement, folks... Right don't care fer Slick's 'HO's. Gonna climb us a mountain, the highest mountain, Lord, Gonna sing out, make all the Sheeple know!!
Can't you see...woah, can't you see... What them Lib'rals, Lord, they been doin' to me? Can't you see, can't you see... That DemLib'rals been killin' the Meek?!
Gonna find me...Slick's 'Ho' TerryMac... Gonna taunt that punk to fight!! Slick Willie's pal, femme li'l ClintonPUNK... He gonna wish he would die!! Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see... That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?! Can't you see, can't you see... That Dem Lib'rals, folks, loathe our Liberty?!
(BigMan pickin' on the guitar)
Gonna smite me some Lib'rals now...Gonna Take me a Stand... Gotta stay on the Attack!! Got me a Band now...our next gig's Rush Limbaugh's Show... Twenty Mill...Left they'll attack!!
Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see... That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?! Can't you see, can't you see... That Dem Lib'rals loathe our Liberty?!
(Guitar-jammin'...)
Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see... That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?! Can't you see, can't you see... That Dem Lib'rals loathe our Liberty?! Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see... That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?! Can't you see, can't you see... That Dem Lib'rals loathe our Liberty?!
Work in progress...MUD
389 posted on 12/19/2001 11:27:28 PM EST by Mudboy Slim