Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1419760 Comments:3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
"Packed in Back" (Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black")
Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re- writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme.
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!
Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way!
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!
Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!"
"BTW..." (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "By The Way")
Standin' fer Right...gives US a virtuous might... And Right shall fight on...Let US Roll!! By the way, we proudly pray... Reject Fear...RATS're whores!! Hanoi Hero...we're singin' songs fer Truth... We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...Liberty!!
Way Right...we're marked... Limbaugh...root cause!!
Impeached Slick...Senate failed its reason... We'll convict...we'll FReep 'til Slick's career's done!! John ain't Slick...he LIES, claims he's a hero... Kerry's sick..."Defeat JohnK!!", that's our hope!!
Dubyuh...mudrats... World stage...Nags Head!!
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... And Right shall fight on...Right's got soul!! By the way, Left died today... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
Black thread...hope's thick... Song shop...git Slick!!
FReedom's Right...our future is a bold one... Win the fight...folks, Michael Moore is pond-scum!! Righteous Right...you know Dutch Reagan's goals won!! Lib'rals whine...fer Power 'cuz they got none!!
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... Far Right shall fight on...Limbaugh knows!! By the way, RATS LIE and Rape... Left needs Fear...Tyrant Whore'd!! Dandy Lib'rals...Right's singin' songs fer FRee... We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...bless our souls!! By the way, I'm proud we pray... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
(chant)
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... RightWing shall fight on...Dubyuh knows!! By the way, Left's Tyranny...is waning...Culture War!! Saddam's a girl...she's writin' poems 'bout trees... We sing, "Sic Semper...Tyrannus!!" By the way, we're proud we pray... To one God...sacred world!! Standin' fer Right...grants US virtuous might... FReepers shall fight on...Mudboy knows!! By the way, we proudly pray... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
"Shan't Git Fooled Again" (To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")
We'll enlighten all we meet... For our children, we shall FReep... Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!! 'Tis Clinton who spurs us on... Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong... Media LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!
We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution... Devolve Power...The Great Devolution... Laugh and sing and take Slick Willie down!! Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'... Gotta do more than pray!! Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing... "We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!
We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride... Ain't gonna listen to Left's Med'yuh jive!! We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!! Folks, you know that the Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!
(Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp...LOL!!)
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
FReepers, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet... Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by the by!! And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means momentum for the Right... Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!
Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution... Reject Lib'rals' Socialist solutions!! Smile and grin at the change all around...=^D!! Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday... Folks, we'll take to streets and scream... FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!
Meet the new boss...his name is Don TRUMP!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...Anybody know how to play this on the synthesizer?! I'm practicin' my Roger Daultrey...
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 10/13/2000 01:23:41 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Clinton Legacy SHALL BE the Destruction of the DemocRATic Party!!)
"RATS Smell!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell")
Loose-lipped hotties...and Chi-Com Whores... Constitution's in Left's way!! RATS're fear and smoke's simply a joke... Look what's going on, you RAT Fools!! Ooooh...RATS smell!! Can't you smell RATS' smell?!! Ooooh...RATS smell!! The stench of death surrounds you!! YEEEEEEaaaaaaahhhh!!
Limbaugh's Legions are upon you... Folks shall FReep Slick 'til he's GONE!! So take another toke, have a blow fer yer nose... 'Til Left thinks, Right shall drown you!! HELL, YEAH!! Ooooh...RATS smell!! Can't you smell that smell?! Ooooh...Libs smell!! Vionce Foster's Death condemns you!!
Lib'rals call Slick "Prince Charming"... He'll squeal'n'purr when cellmates find Slick's groove. Think you'll be all right with all yer money... But tomorrow, Dwight shall be buggerin' you!! Ooooh...Slick'll squeeeeeal!! Won't you help US tell?! Ooooh...RATS smell!! Ol' Ron Brown's Death astounds you!!
Slick, yer a fool, dude!! Yep, Right'll FReep ya 'til yer gone!! We know yer a Treas'nous Whore!!
One little problem that confronts you Got Ol' Mudboy on yer back... Just one more fix, Bill, might do the trick... One hell of a price for you to get your kicks!! Ooooh...RATS smell!! I can't stand Left's smell!! Ooooh...Trash Bill!! Paul Wellstone's Death was all you!! Ooooh...Slick smells!! Right Shall Fight Like Hell!! Ooooh...RATS smell!! We'll RE-Impeach'n'Convict You!!
TGIFReegards...Mudboy Slim
155 posted on Friday, November 22, 2002 10:21:08 AM by Mudboy Slim
#2988. To: stand watie, Landru, sultan88, jla, conservativemusician (#2942)(Edited)
"Billie the Kid!!" (To be sung to Billy Joel's "Billy the Kid")
From a town known as Little Rock in the Ozarks, Strode a boy with ambition without end. His ruthless political climb made him a legend in his mind, But his Quest fer Power required cash to spend!
So, he swindled a bank with Jim McDougald, With his partner's young wife into bed he slid! His prestige and his lies took that Hick State by surprise, The word spread fast 'bout Billy the Kid! Well, he never followed their rules, 'cuz the White House was his goal, And he soon put many finer pols to shame. But Slick never had a conscience, and he never had a soul, Still the Lib'rals and the Medyuh hailed his name! Secured illegal funds from Unions and Red China, But Ken Starr could not seem to track him down, And Bill served his masters well, 'cuz the Left they're dumb as Hell, 'Specially when Billy the Kid came aroun'.
Well, one fine day those FReepers ensnared Billy, America said, "String him up for what he did!!" And the voters and their kids, finally started tuning in, To watch the Re-Impeachment of Billy the Kid! Well, he never thought they'd catch him, Slick's Arrogance let him down, Eventually, even DemonRATS cursed his name! Though he never cared for Freedom, Clinton finally found a home, Within a Federal Prison, Slick bears his shame...
From a town somewhere in mid-America, Watched a child aspiring to understand, And Slick's Politics of Slime proved an example for his time, As History Scorned That Krooked RAT!!
1 Posted on 08/16/1999 19:33:28 PDT by Mudboy Slim
The Left's in shock...America's turned them off!! Cowards with no soul...ugly cows!! Question... "Do they diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?! Why's Slick still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!" RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!! RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Saddam!! Cowards fear our roll...shut their mouths!! Osama bin Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!! Fear the Power of the Right!! A question: "Did Slick miss purposely? Why did Bill bite her lip? Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please vote fer change!!!" RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!! RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
Folks...FReedom hearkens... Bush...shall seek Justice!! RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!! RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemEffete Boys!! Ooooohhh...FReep DemAirhead Girls!! The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned off... Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!! Right Shall Makes Its Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this... Fear the Power of Our Roll...a question: "House, it shall RE-IMPEACH!! Senate shall then CONVICT!! Next, We'll INDICT Left's Creep(s)!! Jury Shall then CONVICT!!" RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Prison 'HO!! RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Slick's a 'HO!!
"We're the Far Right!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's version of J. J. Cale's "After Midnight")
We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!! We're the Hard Right...we're gonna whup Dem Libs in a rout!! We're gonna help Bush git some traction... Right's gonna demand satisfaction.... Left's gonna find out what Right is all about. We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep DemRATS from Power!!
We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams... Truth yields our Might...righteous gonna make Dem sosh'lists scream!! We're gonna FReep talk and television... Left shall heap on their vile derison... Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!! RATS, we don't bite...still gonna FReep yer slime from Power!!
(Guitar-jammin' interlude)
Yeah, yeah...We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep Dem RATS from Power!!
We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams... Traitors we'll fight...RightWing's gonna make Dem Leftists scream!! We're gonna FReep Rush and Hanni-vision... Left shall fear our deadly precision... Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!! America's Right...still gonna FReep RATS' SCUM from Power!!
We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep Dem fools from Power!! Ain't 'fraid to fight...Right's gonna WHUP Dem Lefties down!! Left, say "GoodBye"...November's when yer goin' down!! We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!!
"McAuliffe's Tune" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Man on the Moon")
Barry's Prez'dent...Dem's the facts of Life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Axelrod, he wears the Rovian mask. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Monopoly, twenty one, checkers, and chess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hillary Clinton in her Sunday best. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We like Change and we need Hope. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah DeeCee keeps borrowin' but our country's broke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey Terrie, did you hear about this one? Tell me, what's the deal with Big Guv? Hey Terrie, why you goofin' on Lincoln? Hey Nation, why're we so damned dumb?!! If you believe this country's headed fer ruin...(McAuliffe Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then sosh'lists shall rule!!
Terrie starts talkin' and it sounds so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Networks they seem to be gettin' wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Iran is troubling 'cuz nukes are in their grasp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Is our President really up to the task? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Terrie, did you hear about this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! Hey Terrie, are you workin' fer Soros? Hey Nation, are we losing touch? If you believe our country's headed fer ruin...(McAuliffe Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!!...COME ON!!
Here's a little nugget fer the Freedom-believer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Here's a little post fer our Liberty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Guv'ment must stop spendin' like drunk sailors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah David Axelrod, he is a Rovian A$$. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Terrie, do you hear me sing this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! Hey Terrie, don't you wanna just save US? Hey Terrie, spending way too much!! If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(McAuliffe Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Tyranny's cool?!!....COOL?!! If you believe, this country's headed fer ruin...(McAuliffe Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then sosh'lists shall rule!! If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(McAuliffe Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!!... If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(McAuliffe Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Tyranny's cool?!!....COOL?!!
#3005. To: meguro, ferret, Jethro Tull (#3004)(Edited)
"All Dem Lib'rals Must Be Stoned!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Everybody Must Get Stoned" (aka "Rainy Day Woman"))
They'll stone you when yer trying to sing fer Good... They'll stone you just like Rush said they would... They'll stone you when yer fighting fer yer home... They'll stone you 'cuz RATS think yer all alone!! Still folks, MUD does not feel so all alone... All Dem Lib'rals must be stoned!!
RATS stone you 'cuz they're all just lazy FREAKS... RATS stone you when yer trying to set folks free!! RATS stone you when you stand against their Lord... RATS stone you with the LeftWing Media Whore'd!! Folks, I do not feel so all alone... All Dem Leftists must be stoned!!
Left'll stone you when yer singin' on Fox Cable... Left'll stone you just 'cuz yer young and able... Left'll stone you when yer trying to make a buck... Left'll stone you and then RATS say, "You SUCK!!" Folks, I shall not Brief Barack alone... All Dem Marxists must be stoned!!
Well RATS stone you and say that they're yer friends... RATS stone you but Dem sheeple come back again... RATS stone you when yer reachin' fer the stars... RATS stone you when MUD's playing his guitar!! Still folks, I do not feel so all alone... All Dem Statists must be stoned!! That's Right!!
(Improvised Syntaurs FreakJam)
Yes, Lib'rals stone you when folks are all alone... Lib'rals stone you when you are outta Hope... Lib'rals stone you whenever you are brave... Lib'rals stone you when RATS tax you in yer grave!! Still, I do not feel so all alone... All Dem Lib'rals must be stoned!!