Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1419646 Comments:3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
"Packed in Back" (Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black")
Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re- writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme.
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!
Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way!
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!
Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!"
"BTW..." (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "By The Way")
Standin' fer Right...gives US a virtuous might... And Right shall fight on...Let US Roll!! By the way, we proudly pray... Reject Fear...RATS're whores!! Hanoi Hero...we're singin' songs fer Truth... We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...Liberty!!
Way Right...we're marked... Limbaugh...root cause!!
Impeached Slick...Senate failed its reason... We'll convict...we'll FReep 'til Slick's career's done!! John ain't Slick...he LIES, claims he's a hero... Kerry's sick..."Defeat JohnK!!", that's our hope!!
Dubyuh...mudrats... World stage...Nags Head!!
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... And Right shall fight on...Right's got soul!! By the way, Left died today... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
Black thread...hope's thick... Song shop...git Slick!!
FReedom's Right...our future is a bold one... Win the fight...folks, Michael Moore is pond-scum!! Righteous Right...you know Dutch Reagan's goals won!! Lib'rals whine...fer Power 'cuz they got none!!
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... Far Right shall fight on...Limbaugh knows!! By the way, RATS LIE and Rape... Left needs Fear...Tyrant Whore'd!! Dandy Lib'rals...Right's singin' songs fer FRee... We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...bless our souls!! By the way, I'm proud we pray... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
(chant)
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... RightWing shall fight on...Dubyuh knows!! By the way, Left's Tyranny...is waning...Culture War!! Saddam's a girl...she's writin' poems 'bout trees... We sing, "Sic Semper...Tyrannus!!" By the way, we're proud we pray... To one God...sacred world!! Standin' fer Right...grants US virtuous might... FReepers shall fight on...Mudboy knows!! By the way, we proudly pray... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
"FRee Iraq!!" (To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")
Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!! Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!! We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!
Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!! Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!! Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!
These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!! Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!! Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!! FReedom ROCKS!!
FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!! FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!! FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!
God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!! Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!! Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!! MUD still believes in his dreams!!
(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie- anny)
Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?! Forty years...I'm gittin' old!! Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!
And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight... The tunes come to me and All IS Right!! And I recall...I recall....
FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!! FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!! Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!
FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!! RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!! Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!
"When the LeftWing Breaks!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks")
If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break... If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!! An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATS have no place to stay!!
Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh... Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan... Bush's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!! -ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.
RATS, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!! All DemRATS have sunken so low!!!! If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you... Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro. Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.
Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no... Slick...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!! 'Cuz when Slick's stonewall breaks, Bubba'll git Dem BareArsedBlues!!
ah~ooh-hooh. All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh, Yep, that's Right, MUD sat on the levee an' crooned!! A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.
#3001. To: Cyber-Band, goldilucky, MeeknMing (#3000)
"Liars!!" (To be sung to Creed's "Higher")
While FReepin', we're fightin' fer a BetterWorld... Fight RATS' Slime, my FRiends!! 'Cuz we're Right...we'll fight BigGuv'mentWaste... 'Cuz we don't wanna lose OUR Country to Left's HATE!! FReedom is a hunger...to control our own Fates!! Shun the LIES!! DemRATS we'll Liberate!! Folks, let's ROLL there!! Can't let Slick escape!! Come on, REJECT FEAR!! John Ashcroft WE AIN'T!! Clinton is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATS' Schemes!! DemRATS're all LIARS!! 'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
Good folks, we...shall ride the Winds of Change... To help FRee MinionsOfState!! Fer Right(s), we shall FReep!! 'Cuz, my FRiends, we'd sacrifice all that's Right... If WE "MovedOn"...Failed to Re-Impeach RATS' Shame!! The Goal is to Imprison Slick... Proclaim Slick's Disgrace...4 Bill's Rape!! Folks, let's ROLL there!! Shan't let Slick escape!! Come on, REJECT FEAR!! John Ashcroft WE AIN'T!! Clinton is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATS' Schemes!! DemRATS're all LIARS!! 'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
So let's ROLL, men...DETHRONE Slick!! C'mon, Let's Go, FRiends...FER Justice We FReep!! Up high I feel like I'm alive for the very first time Said Up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams Convict RATS' Slime!!
(The BigMan and CM on duelin' lead guitars)
Said Up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams Convict RATS' Slime!! Clinton is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATS' Schemes!! DemRATS're all LIARS!! 'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!! Clinton is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATS' Schemes!! FER Justice WE Aspire!! 'Tis OUR Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW...goldi, we are only without the Power to change things for the better if we refuse to stand up to those who would gladly subjugate our will. Real positive change is tough, but I'll never believe WeThePeople, as FReePersons, are not capable of instilling OUR wills on the BodyPolitic...if that makes me NAIVE, I hope I never grow outta it!!
120 posted on 4/10/2003, 2:20:12 PM by Mudboy Slim