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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#2977. To: All U snowFLAKE Lib'ral TWITS!! (#2976)
Bwahahahaha...MUD BTW... "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD Views: 543705 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "GenuineLEE patriotic Americans HOO believe in the U.S. Constitution and O.N.E. omniPOTENT God/Yahweh/Allah/Iluvatar "Just like Soviet-style Communism, the non-SELFrighteous SHALL DEFEAT Socialism/progressivism/Lib'ralism/MARXism "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "W's Promise!!" Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown... Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves... Right won big once off the Normandy coast... Mudboy Slim YO!! EVERYBODY!!! Y'all are invited to the Richmond Rally FER America at the Innsbruck Pavilion FReegards...MUD 1 posted on 3/19/2003, 12:06:11 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne... Mudboy lives in RichmondTowne... RichmondTowne's Confederate!! Me and my pals, we love fun... RichmondTowne's a lazy afternoon... RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne... Welcome to Richmond, y'all...MUD 1165 posted on 03/18/2003 11:10 PM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, True dat...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Left may think we're foolish... Bill Clinton desecrates his Bible... Now some folks say I'm too BOLD... (Fade to finish...) FReegards...MUD 16 Posted on 10/02/2000 13:44:58 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderZ program.) Ain't THAT the Truth?! Now, moreso than EVER B4...MUD BTW...official "No Comment" on the ALLeged "LibertyCaps"...LOL!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, A: Seven. Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he'll immediately claim that he's a doctor, not an electrician). Scotty, after checking around, realizes that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he "canna" see in the dark. Kirk will make an emergency stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb from the natives, who, are friendly, but seem to be hiding something. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Yeoman Rand and two red shirt security officers beam down to the planet, where the two security officers are promply killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured. As something begins to develop between the Captain and Yeoman Rand, Scotty, back in orbit, is attacked by a Klingon destroyer and must warp out of orbit. Although badly outgunned, he cripples the Klingon and races back to the planet in order to rescue Kirk et. al. who have just saved the natives' from an awful fate and, as a reward, been given all light bulbs they can carry. The new bulb is then inserted and the Enterprise continues on its five year mission." Kewel...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, From a town known as Little Rock in the Ozarks, So, he swindled a bank with Jim McDougald, Well, one fine day those FReepers ensnared Billy, From a town somewhere in mid-America, 1 Posted on 08/16/1999 19:33:28 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, TheDonald SHALL look MORE distinguished and venerable when his yellow hair turns WHITE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral boys!! The Left's in shock...America's turned them off!! Ooooohhh...Beat DemLib'ral boys!! Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Saddam!! Folks...FReedom hearkens... Ooooohhh...FReep DemEffete Boys!! Mudboy Slim (19 August 2002) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, TRUTH hurts, don't it, U DeeCeeRATZ?!! SincereLEE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "We're the Far Right!!" We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!! We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams... (Guitar-jammin' interlude) Yeah, yeah...We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep Dem RATS from Power!! We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams... We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep Dem fools from Power!! Mudboy Slim (5/19/04) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "I Want You/We'll Git You" You're guilty 'cuz yer minions spied... I want you...I want you...I want you...soooo bad!! While weak-kneed politicians sleep... Boy, while phat interns may go down... Slick, yer just a FREAK... I want you...I want you...I want you...soooo bad!! Bill, you SOLD OUT to them Ol' Chinese coots... (Harp jammin' to fade) Sincerely...MUD 376 posted on 3/24/2003, 4:38:04 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Regards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, In the past, has anyone accused you as to being a brain-dead idiot?
Only braindead RATZ like U, Bucky...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "FRee Iraq!!" Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!! Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!! These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!! FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!! God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!! (ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie- anny) Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?! And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight... FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!! FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!! Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!) BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. 1 posted on 4/9/2003, 11:00:05 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, DeeCeeRATZ--not unlike our resident whiney RAT-apologist, buckeroo-- Then again, they R hilarious 2 make fun of, though, ain't they?! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break... Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh... RATS, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!! Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no... ah~ooh-hooh. All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh, Ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, hahhh. We're rollin'... Ahhh~oooh~ohh. Mudboy Slim 26 posted on 4/9/2003, 12:00:05 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, 3000...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Liars!!" While FReepin', we're fightin' fer a BetterWorld... Good folks, we...shall ride the Winds of Change... So let's ROLL, men...DETHRONE Slick!! (The BigMan and CM on duelin' lead guitars) Said Up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams FReegards...MUD BTW...goldi, we are only without the Power to change things for the better if we refuse to stand up 120 posted on 4/10/2003, 2:20:12 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, TRUMP 2020...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Good advice 4 U, twinkletoes...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "McAuliffe's Tune" Barry's Prez'dent...Dem's the facts of Life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Terrie starts talkin' and it sounds so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey Terrie, did you hear about this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! Here's a little nugget fer the Freedom-believer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey Terrie, do you hear me sing this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! Mudboy Slim (27 January 2009) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, They'll stone you when yer trying to sing fer Good... RATS stone you 'cuz they're all just lazy FREAKS... Left'll stone you when yer singin' on Fox Cable... Well RATS stone you and say that they're yer friends... (Improvised Syntaurs FreakJam) Yes, Lib'rals stone you when folks are all alone... Mudboy Slim (13 October 2009) BTW..."DE-Criminalize Pot at the Federal Level!!" "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, The RAT-messiah obviousLEE FAILed...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Whazzup, U lightweight ObamaBOT ninny/"ward of the State"?! ROFLMAO@U, Bucky...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, RINOZ R an "Endangered Species" in DeeCee come 2018-20-22...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Lib'rals!!" Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!! Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATS, They Love POWER!! So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!! Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!! White RATS, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!! ' LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!! Mudboy Slim 615 posted on 09/23/2002 1:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, RINOZ R an "Endangered Species" in the U.S. Senate...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Mac-Auliffe Came Down to Richmond" McAuliffe came down to Richmond, Ol' Mud said, "My name's Mudboy and I don't trust yer spin... (Chorus) Terry PUNK opened up his case and said, "I'll start this show!" (McAuliffe fiddle solo...Leftist Med'yuh keyboards in...) When Slick, Jr. finished, Mudboy said, "Spies in Slick's White House, Leftist Scum... (Mudboy solo) McAuliffe bowed his head becuz he knew that he'd been beat, Mud sang, "Spies in Slick's White House, Vile TREASON!! An oldie but a goodie...MUD 1 Posted on 08/08/1999 23:30:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, From another thread, a discussion about whether or not America should hold Bill Clinton accountable for the multiple felonies he and his Administration have committed... bayourod in bold "...focus only on the question of whether Bill Clinton should be brought to trial. This was the great question when Nixon resigned and Ford pardoned him because he didn't think the nation should be put through the ordeal of a trial of Mr. Nixon." First off, Nixon was never accused of committing a criminal offense vis a vis Watergate. Ford pardoned him, but there was never an actual law broken...I would argue that Clinton has committed multiple felonies that, if prosecuted, would have him in jail until the day he passed on to his Final Judgement. "Some of the considerations should be: : While I seriously believe Clinton has most likely conspired to have folks murdered, I've yet to see the concrete evidence; still, just because he's an ex-POTUS, should he be allowed to get away with rampant Abuse of Power, blatant Obstruction of Justice and Perjury, and making a mockery of our existing Campaign Finance Laws? I say no. "2. What was the impact of the crime on the nation? Was the impact negligible like pardoning someone for going AWOL during World War II; or does the crime threaten the very existence of the country, such as selling China the secrets enabling them to destroy every major city in the nation?" As the highest-ranking member of the Executive Branch, IMHO Clinton's crimes have done major damage to the legitimacy of our government, and thereby the "very existence of the country." How can a blatant abuser of our laws be allowed to go absolutely unpunished in a Land that claims that NO MAN IS ABOVE THE LAW?! Explain that to the teenager imprisoned for smoking a weed in his basement. "3. How strong is the evidence? Is it circumstantial, relying on the testimony of dubious witnesses; or is there incontrovertable physical evidence such as video recordings and records written in Bill's hand?" The arrogance Clinton has displayed in committing multiple felonies has resulted in a carelessness that will bear fruit in any SERIOUS investigation of his crimes. There are many, many people within his sphere of influence who know where the skeletons are buried, and they have likewise committed crimes in his service. As these underlings are brought to Justice and plead out, they will provide valuable testimony linking Clinton to any number of crimes that you and I may never even been aware of. And Clinton has been extremely sloppy in leaving documented proof of his guilt to be readily discovered by hungry investigators. "4. Was the offense committed as an official act, such as selling seats on trade missions, or was it entirely separate from official duties, such as rape?" SHEEESH, my FRiend, I cannot believe you actually believe this is a consideration. We are a Nation of Laws, and if those laws are legitimate enough to prosecute you or me for, why not some hayseed from Arkansas? "5. Would prosecution cause bitter division among Americans because the offense is one that people hold strongly held opposite opinions on, such as lying about having sex because that's what gentlemen are taught to do; or one that everyone is in agreement on, such as using FBI files to blackmail elected officials?" Once again, if folks are going to argue that the Laws are invalid, how come we don't see an uprising calling for said laws to be revoked, so that you and I cannot be held accountable for them, just like the ex-Most Powerful Man in the FReeWorld?! "6. How would prosecution effect future policy. Would it create a public outcry for campaign finance reform that would result in destruction of our First Amendment rights and turn the government over to liberal Democrats? Would it appear to Democrat voters as petty vindictiveness on the part of Republicans that would result in such a backlash that Democrat Senators would be forced to reject confirmation of pro-life judges?" Here, my FRiend, you are arguing political strategy. Fair enough, as that seems to be most FReepers' argument against holding the ex-First Felon accountable for his many crimes against this Nation. My response is that this is a very important time in our Country's history, as we are deciding whether or not We the Sheeple will sit idly by and allow Rampant Corruption to go on at the highest echelons of the Federal Guv'ment, and do absolutely NOTHING!! SHEEESH...Clinton's not a frickin' KING...he's no different than you or I!! Are LeftWing DemocRATS going to actually argue that a corrupt ex- POTUS should be allowed to get away with committing multiple felonies? If so, are the Sheeple going to go along meekly and support those same hopelessly-corrupt individuals in the next election? If so, we've already lost this Country, and we should readily expect to go the way of the once- great Roman Empire. "Now to answer your question. I believe we elected a President who is of extremely high moral character who loves this country and is trying as hard as he can to do what he sincerely believes is best for our nation. I believe that he chose an honest, conscientious, competent Attorney General. I have complete confidence in their judgment and will support whatever decisions that they make." Here, my FRiend, we are in complete agreement...however, I believe Dubyuh and Ashcroft need to hear from folks who "sincerely believe [what] is best for our nation" is that the Guilty--no matter how Powerful or allegedly popular--are brought to Justice!! Are we a Nation of Laws? Or are certain folks in this Country ABOVE the Laws that govern and restrict the rest of us? Seriously, my fellow FReepers, am I just a Right-Wing Whacko for expecting the Laws of this Nation to apply to ALL Americans...even those who once held office at the highest echelons of our Federal Guv'ment?! FReegards...MUD 1 Posted on 07/14/2001 23:39:12 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, It's true!! The Left's been had... Yeah, Willie says, "I feel yer pain." Hey News, you let US down... So sing out loud about Slick's sins... Poltroons, don't look so sad... Mudboy Slim (4 August 1998) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, RATZ SUCK Donkey DIX-eeeeeee...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, If my words did flow...from talk radio with Limbaugh... I can't help myself...my thoughts must be spoken... Ripples in still water... Bill must be told...to take the highway... Ripples in still water... La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh... Mudboy Slim (8/17/98) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Never EVER trust the DeeCeeRAT-media.....EVER!! Quite sincereLEE...MUYD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2978. To: Liberator (#2940)
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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2979. To: Landru, jla, FBD, cherrybomb_33, Flora MacDonald, kristinn, Angelwood, Sauropod, Taxman, BufordP (#2858)
and the DemonRAT Party in its entirety is undeniableLEE EVIL.
understand that the Righteous shall NEVER EVER compromise with such loatheABLE rePRObate
Alinsky-ized LOWlife scumbags...never EVER!!
and leave it 2 ROT on the Ashbin of History!! I repeat...there SHALL B NO COMPROMISE with EVIL!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2980. To: sultan88, BigMan, conservativemusician, (#2760)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")
CM works in a rock and roll band,
Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!
We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...
We're Right, THAT I know!!
Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs...
We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!
We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign...Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!!
Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...DemRATS ain't gonna git MUD's Dreams!!
Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!
I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!
But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...
All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right...
The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!
Every day, it just seems hard to believe...
The LIES RATS're believing in!!
Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!
Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick Righteous Shall Smite!!
But somehow FRench fergot our loss!!
It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...
Of all the liberties we've lost!!
Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATS Defend TREASON!!
BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!!
Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!"
Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!
We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATS...
WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!!
'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!
FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!
Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!...for the lost lovers and all the fixed games
Thunder Road, for the tires rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, Billy and me we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all and throw it all away
in scenic Henrico Country, just West of Richmond on I-64...come out and join US on Sunday,
23 March 2003 (1-3 EST)...BE THERE or BE SQUARE!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2981. To: pookies toons (#2980)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2982. To: ConservativeMan55, sultan88, Landru (#2980)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Oxford Town")
Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!!
George Dubyuh's Right to Force Soddom Down!!
Celebrate OUR Troops in RichmondTowne!!
Soccer games and Brownie Scouts!!
Party with folks red and brown...
Lib'rals, stay away from Mudboy now...
Klinton's THE Chi-Coms' Whore...We SHAN'T let RATS Win!!
All becuz Slick Committed Treason!!
What do you think about that, my FRiends?!!
WE WHUP RATS 'Cuz We Think They're Dumb!!
I don't even know why RATS come...
Go on back where y'all came from!!
Mudboy Slim's singin' sum powerful tunes!!
Thousands died 'cuz SlickWillie is a Goon!!
Attorney General...Investigate SOON!!
Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!!
Ol' MUD do write some Righteous sounds...
Ain't a-goin' stop 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2983. To: All (#2982)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2984. To: All U shameLESS RATminions, war, Pericles, Biff Tannen, Willie Green, Skip Intro (#2980)
(To be sung to Bruce Springteen's "Pink Cadillac")
Fer the righteous things we do.
Slick, you wonder why We LOATHE You...
Why you insult our values like you do.
Slick Willie, you are a SCUMBAG...
There ain't no secret 'bout that!!
So, come on over here and LISTEN...
Willie, I'll spill the facts!
Slick Willie, it ain't yer Country...
Next month'll be proof of that!!
We loathe you fer yer Waco Attack...
Nukes to Chinese...
Rapin' Broaddrick...
Uzi'in' down the FRee...
Skankin' on young girls...
Bullyin' the Right...
Spendin' all MY Money on yer Overseas Flights!!
Willie, I just wonder...
Why Lib'rals still cut you slack...
With yer knife in their backs...
Slick's DemonRATS!!!
Bombs Nations justa show he's strong!!
There's always another temptress...
Prez'dent really oughtta know doin' interns is WRONG!!
Chi-Coms bought you, Bill, with Silver...
Slick, you sold our NUKES fer Gold!!
Tyrants BRIBE Ol' Slick with treasures...
National Security's been SOLD!!
Lewinsky tempted Clinton with her strap thong...
Slick said, "Lemme snort a li'l crack!!"
Just another of Slick's DemonRATS!!
Must RE-IMPEACH...
Senate SHALL CONVICT!!
Then, INDICT the Creep!!
Prison's Slick's New World...
Prison's only right...
Savin' all his lovin' fer a cellmate named Dwight!!
Willie, I just wonder if you'll sleep well in yer rack...
Or will YOU simply crack?!
I should "show more class."
Some folks say I'm too old...
Well, Left can kiss my a$$!!
This Country is bigger than Bill Clinton...
It's bigger than the Med'yuh, too!!
Clinton, there's only one thing...
That I must say to you...
"Slick Willie...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"
FLAMErs, we must go on the attack...
And kick the butts of Ol' Slick's DemonRATS!!
Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...
(The Boss Still RULEZ!!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2985. To: All (#2984)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2986. To: Liberator (#2849)
(Edited)
-- Mark Twain
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2987. To: All (#2854)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2988. To: stand watie, Landru, sultan88, jla, conservativemusician (#2942)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Billy Joel's "Billy the Kid")
Strode a boy with ambition without end.
His ruthless political climb made him a legend in his mind,
But his Quest fer Power required cash to spend!
With his partner's young wife into bed he slid!
His prestige and his lies took that Hick State by surprise,
The word spread fast 'bout Billy the Kid!
Well, he never followed their rules, 'cuz the White House was his goal,
And he soon put many finer pols to shame.
But Slick never had a conscience, and he never had a soul,
Still the Lib'rals and the Medyuh hailed his name!
Secured illegal funds from Unions and Red China,
But Ken Starr could not seem to track him down,
And Bill served his masters well, 'cuz the Left they're dumb as Hell,
'Specially when Billy the Kid came aroun'.
America said, "String him up for what he did!!"
And the voters and their kids, finally started tuning in,
To watch the Re-Impeachment of Billy the Kid!
Well, he never thought they'd catch him, Slick's Arrogance let him down,
Eventually, even DemonRATS cursed his name!
Though he never cared for Freedom, Clinton finally found a home,
Within a Federal Prison, Slick bears his shame...
Watched a child aspiring to understand,
And Slick's Politics of Slime proved an example for his time,
As History Scorned That Krooked RAT!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2989. To: All (#2988)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2990. To: Pericles, war, sneakypete (#2989)
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Catapult")
Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral girls!!
Cowards with no soul...ugly cows!! Question...
"Do they diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?!
Why's Slick still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
Ooooohhh...Teach DemLib'ral girls!!
Cowards fear our roll...shut their mouths!!
Osama bin Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!!
Fear the Power of the Right!! A question:
"Did Slick miss purposely? Why did Bill bite her lip?
Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please vote fer change!!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
Bush...shall seek Justice!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemAirhead Girls!!
The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned off...
Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!!
Right Shall Makes Its Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this...
Fear the Power of Our Roll...a question:
"House, it shall RE-IMPEACH!! Senate shall then CONVICT!!
Next, We'll INDICT Left's Creep(s)!! Jury Shall then CONVICT!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Prison 'HO!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Slick's a 'HO!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2991. To: All (#2990)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2992. To: All EX-LPers, TLBSHOW, white sands, fred mertz (#2991)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's version of J. J. Cale's "After Midnight")
We're the Hard Right...we're gonna whup Dem Libs in a rout!!
We're gonna help Bush git some traction...
Right's gonna demand satisfaction....
Left's gonna find out what Right is all about.
We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep DemRATS from Power!!
Truth yields our Might...righteous gonna make Dem sosh'lists scream!!
We're gonna FReep talk and television...
Left shall heap on their vile derison...
Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!!
RATS, we don't bite...still gonna FReep yer slime from Power!!
Traitors we'll fight...RightWing's gonna make Dem Leftists scream!!
We're gonna FReep Rush and Hanni-vision...
Left shall fear our deadly precision...
Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!!
America's Right...still gonna FReep RATS' SCUM from Power!!
Ain't 'fraid to fight...Right's gonna WHUP Dem Lefties down!!
Left, say "GoodBye"...November's when yer goin' down!!
We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2993. To: conservativemusician, Landru, goldilucky, KLT, Ragtime Cowgirl, Taxman, stand watie, philman_36 (#2992)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "I Want You")
Your feckless Sycophants, they lied...
Yer feeble saxophone says I/we?...MUST DETHRONE YOU!!
You'll go to Hell 'cuz yer a WHORE...
Good folks curse your face with scorn...
BOY, YOU SHANT GO FREE, so help me Lord...we'll get you!!
Willie, we'll git you...
The Left-Wing Med'yuh luvs ya, creep...
But Patriots continue to FReep...Jail waits fer you!!
'Cuz the Lord is King and He is Just...
In prison, BOY, you will end up...
Yer apologists' will soon fess up...We'll sing fer TRUTH!!
I want you...I want you...Slick, I want you...sooo bad!!
Willie, we'll git you...
True love, you've been without it!!
Yeah, them Socialist Whores...you they'd crown...
Can they stop us?! I DOUBT IT!!
Slick, children burned in yer Waco Raid...
And Elian, he shouldda stayed...
Reno's Justice it ain't...her soul will BURN!!
Now, yer tramplin' our Liberties...
But this here's the Land of the FRee...
Yer World we will...SHATTER!!!!
Willie, we'll git you!!
Who choke the FRee with their jackboots...
Yer Evilness seems so kewl to them...TYRANTS!!
Boy, we'll git you becuz you lied...
Becuz you took us fer a ride...
And becuz RIGHT is on our side...becuz I...
I want you...I want you...Slick, I want you...soooo bad!!
Willie, we'll git you...
("Soddom...Yer PaladinPalacePizza, PUNK!!!")
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2994. To: All U brainDEAD Lib'rals (#2993)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2995. To: Mudboy Slim (#2994)
#2996. To: buckeroo (#2995)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2997. To: All (#2760)
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2998. To: pookie, buckeroo (#2997)
are incapable of rational thought/dialogue...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2999. To: cherry_bomb88, scholar, Scholastic, tgslTakoma, kristinn, sauropod, Angelwood, BufordP, ironman (#2998)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks")
If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!!
An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATS have no place to stay!!
Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan...
Bush's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!!
-ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.
All DemRATS have sunken so low!!!!
If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you...
Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro.
Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.
Slick...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!!
'Cuz when Slick's stonewall breaks, Bubba'll git Dem BareArsedBlues!!
Yep, that's Right, MUD sat on the levee an' crooned!!
A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.
Ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahhh.
Hey! Oh!
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
Sorry, but I can't take you~ahhh.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down,
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' do__wn.
Slick's goin' down, Slick's goin' down now.
Left's goin' down, Left's goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down-down-down-down-down
~oooh~ooh~ooh~ooh ooh~ooh~ooh.
(Let's Just Add William Jefferson Clinton to Dubyuh's Axis of Evil and Git It Over With!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3000. To: All (#2999)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3001. To: Cyber-Band, goldilucky, MeeknMing (#3000)
(To be sung to Creed's "Higher")
Fight RATS' Slime, my FRiends!!
'Cuz we're Right...we'll fight BigGuv'mentWaste...
'Cuz we don't wanna lose OUR Country to Left's HATE!!
FReedom is a hunger...to control our own Fates!!
Shun the LIES!! DemRATS we'll Liberate!!
Folks, let's ROLL there!!
Can't let Slick escape!!
Come on, REJECT FEAR!!
John Ashcroft WE AIN'T!!
Clinton is a LIAR!!
'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATS' Schemes!!
DemRATS're all LIARS!!
'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
To help FRee MinionsOfState!!
Fer Right(s), we shall FReep!!
'Cuz, my FRiends, we'd sacrifice all that's Right...
If WE "MovedOn"...Failed to Re-Impeach RATS' Shame!!
The Goal is to Imprison Slick...
Proclaim Slick's Disgrace...4 Bill's Rape!!
Folks, let's ROLL there!!
Shan't let Slick escape!!
Come on, REJECT FEAR!!
John Ashcroft WE AIN'T!!
Clinton is a LIAR!!
'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATS' Schemes!!
DemRATS're all LIARS!!
'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
C'mon, Let's Go, FRiends...FER Justice We FReep!!
Up high I feel like I'm alive for the very first time
Said Up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams
Convict RATS' Slime!!
Convict RATS' Slime!!
Clinton is a LIAR!!
'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATS' Schemes!!
DemRATS're all LIARS!!
'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
Clinton is a LIAR!!
'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATS' Schemes!!
FER Justice WE Aspire!!
'Tis OUR Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
to those who would gladly subjugate our will. Real positive change is tough, but I'll never believe WeThePeople, as FReePersons,
are not capable of instilling OUR wills on the BodyPolitic...if that makes me NAIVE, I hope I never grow outta it!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3002. To: All (#3001)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3003. To: buckeroo (#2995)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3004. To: All (#2992)
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Man on the Moon")
Axelrod, he wears the Rovian mask. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Monopoly, twenty one, checkers, and chess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hillary Clinton in her Sunday best. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
We like Change and we need Hope. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
DeeCee keeps borrowin' but our country's broke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Terrie, did you hear about this one? Tell me, what's the deal with Big Guv?
Hey Terrie, why you goofin' on Lincoln? Hey Nation, why're we so damned dumb?!!
If you believe this country's headed fer ruin...(McAuliffe Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then sosh'lists shall rule!!
Networks they seem to be gettin' wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Iran is troubling 'cuz nukes are in their grasp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Is our President really up to the task? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Terrie, are you workin' fer Soros? Hey Nation, are we losing touch?
If you believe our country's headed fer ruin...(McAuliffe Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!!...COME ON!!
Here's a little post fer our Liberty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Guv'ment must stop spendin' like drunk sailors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
David Axelrod, he is a Rovian A$$. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Terrie, don't you wanna just save US? Hey Terrie, spending way too much!!
If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(McAuliffe Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Tyranny's cool?!!....COOL?!!
If you believe, this country's headed fer ruin...(McAuliffe Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then sosh'lists shall rule!!
If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(McAuliffe Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!!...
If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(McAuliffe Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Tyranny's cool?!!....COOL?!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3005. To: meguro, ferret, Jethro Tull (#3004)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Everybody Must Get Stoned" (aka "Rainy Day Woman"))
They'll stone you just like Rush said they would...
They'll stone you when yer fighting fer yer home...
They'll stone you 'cuz RATS think yer all alone!!
Still folks, MUD does not feel so all alone...
All Dem Lib'rals must be stoned!!
RATS stone you when yer trying to set folks free!!
RATS stone you when you stand against their Lord...
RATS stone you with the LeftWing Media Whore'd!!
Folks, I do not feel so all alone...
All Dem Leftists must be stoned!!
Left'll stone you just 'cuz yer young and able...
Left'll stone you when yer trying to make a buck...
Left'll stone you and then RATS say, "You SUCK!!"
Folks, I shall not Brief Barack alone...
All Dem Marxists must be stoned!!
RATS stone you but Dem sheeple come back again...
RATS stone you when yer reachin' fer the stars...
RATS stone you when MUD's playing his guitar!!
Still folks, I do not feel so all alone...
All Dem Statists must be stoned!!
That's Right!!
Lib'rals stone you when you are outta Hope...
Lib'rals stone you whenever you are brave...
Lib'rals stone you when RATS tax you in yer grave!!
Still, I do not feel so all alone...
All Dem Lib'rals must be stoned!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3006. To: All ObamaBOTZ (#3005)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3007. To: buckeroo (#2995)
"One-third less calories than a regular year."
Still suckin' at the TEAT of the Federal Leviathan?!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3008. To: All U gutLESS RINOZ!! (#3007)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3009. To: Anthem, Arator, AAAbest, sultan88, Landru, cherry_bomb88, FBD, goldilucky, jla, AdSimp, MeeknMing, conservativemusician (#2855)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")
Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!!
Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!!
Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!
Lib'rals hide behind children..."Freedom" DemRATZ deplore!!
Left takes more'n half of what I own...
But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!!
BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!!
Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"
American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!!
Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!!
Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!
Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!!
Self-reliance, they can't Stand!!
Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!!
But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...They're all Enemies of the FREE!!
Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!!
Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!!
Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Leftists home...
Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!!
Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars...
Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say...WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!!
Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!!
Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers...first step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3010. To: All (#3009)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3011. To: Cyber-Band, Marysecretary, Ragtime Cowgirl, PhiKapMom, Pippin, FreeTheHostages, GunsareOK (#3010)
(To be sung to the Charlie Daniels Band's "The Devil Went Down to Georgia")
He was lookin' for some votes to steal,
He was in a bind 'cuz RATS're always lyin',
And he was willin' to make a deal!
Then he came accross this young man,
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot...
Left's KlintonKlone jumped up on an ol' Dogwood stump,
And growled, "Boy, let me tell you what...
Perhaps you didn't know it, but I'm a politician, too,
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play pretty good fiddle, boy, but give this Lib'ral his due...
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, cuz I think I'm better 'n you!"
But I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret,
'Cuz I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
Mudboy, you rosin up your bow and play yer fiddle hard,
'Cuz Hell's broke loose in Richmond and Big Guv'ment deals it hard.
And if you win you'll get that shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose, the Lib'rals get your soul.
Slick's Bile spewed from his lyin' lips as he rosined up his bow...
And he pulled the bow accross the strings and it made an Evil hiss!
The Lib'ral Medyuh joined in and it sounded somethin' like this...
"Well, yer pretty good, Vile One,
But sit down in that chair right there,
And I'll show you how it's done!!
Slick's sold us out to the China-men!
Sickenin' true Americans, bangin' Dem Whores,
Lib'ral Bastards gonna Hear MUD Roar!!
And he laid that gilded crown on the ground at Mudboy's feet.
Mudboy said, "Lib'ral, you come on back if you ever want to try again,
I done told you once, you sonofabitch, I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
Willie sold his soul to the Evil One!
Slick's goin' to prison, takin' his Whore,
Medyuh's whinin', "Who wouldda known?!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3012. To: All U brainDEAD RATZRINOZ who think Trump is a GONER B4 January 2025... (#3011)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3013. To: bayourod, onyx, TBoone, A CA Guy, bannie, Michael Rivero, Patriot76, Thorondir, Mustang (#3012)
1. How serious was the offense? Was it a technical violation such as comingling union contributions in hard money accounts; or was it a universally recognized crime such as murder of a potential witness?"
(Justice Fer All!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3014. To: FBD, Fracas, jla, Delphinium, mit, BufordP, GunsareOK, Tolerance Sucks Rocks, AdSimp (#3013)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Hey Jude")
Took a bad man and made him Prez'dent.
You Lib'rals, you let Slick into yer heart...
Now we must start to make it better!!
Poltroons, don't be afraid...
Righteous shall just go out and GIT HIM!!
The minute we accept Bill's corruption,
Then Slick will win...we'll 've sanctified SIN!!
Poltroons, be sane!! Don't tell me The World Will End Without him!
And don't you know y'all look like FOOLS, you shameless TOOLS,
Repeatin' lyin' words...yer part in Slick's Spin!!
Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Bill's a Felon...let's go and GIT HIM!!
Leftist Medyuh, you shouldda known from the start...
Still, there's time to report, unless yer all blinded!!
Poltroons...DIG IN!! We're looking fer someone to believe in!!
Folks, don't you know Bill Clinton's screwed?!
Networks, you too!!
Left's Template offends all Good Americans!!
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Yeah...
Bill's a bad man, he'll go to Prison!!
You Lib'rals, you best be runnin' from Slick...
Or next election...will be a slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, Slaughter, slaughter...oooh!!
Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh...dah dah dah dah...dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons...dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons....
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3015. To: All (#3014)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3016. To: AAABEST, cardinal4, Ragtime Cowgirl (#3015)
(To be sung to The Grateful Dead's "Ripple")
And my tunes were played...on that M-TeeVee...
Would you hear my views comin' through the music?!
Would you hold them near as if they were yer own?
Perhaps they're better left unsung. )8^D
Yes, I know...folks don't really care...
Still, FReeper songs'll soon fill the air!!
If Left feels no sense of loss...they have no soul!!
Raise up yer voice...tell Slick why you're angry!!
Once the Truth is known, we'll see Slick's End!!
Let it be known...It's Prison for Clinton!!
'Cuz we have Laws, WE'LL CONVICT this "man."
GIT OUT!! BE GONE!! Folks, we'll make it RIGHT!!
And once Slick goes, Lib'rals will follow...
BIG GUV'MENT POWER, WE SHALL DISOWN!!
When you fail to raise your voice...no one will know!!
You can choose...to keep yer silence...
But once Slick falls, y'all be on yer own!!
FReepers make yer stand...let The Right Guide you...
Yes, I know the way...I will take you home!!
La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh...
La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh...
La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3017. To: All (#3016)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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