Weird Stuff/Unexplained
See other Weird Stuff/Unexplained Articles
Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
Source:
war
URL Source: [None]
Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
Keywords: None
Views: 1419200
Comments: 3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread
Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest
Comments (1-2955) not displayed.
.
.
.
#2956. To: All (#2955)
Regards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. 255 posted on 12/25/2002, 9:25:31 AM by sweetliberty "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "There must be some kind of way to Fight FEAR..." Tyrants...RATS Lust Fer Power!! Fight Against RATS' LustFerPower!! Join US On The Watchtower!! Fight Against BigGuv'mentPower!! ROCK the RATS into SUBMISSION!!! Mudboy Slim 1,069 posted on 1/22/2003, 12:06:51 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Advice 4 Minions-2-B... "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Wake UP, RAT-minions!! The DeeCeeRATZ R enSLAVing U with a pittance and have turned U into braindead unthinking DOLTS!! WAKE UP, READ UP, LISTEN UP...then PUSH BACK against your DeeCeeRAT- Masters!! All of U deserve a better life than the DeeCeeRATZ Marxism can provide...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Slim saw the look in PUNK's eyes, MUD knew he's better!! MUD's gonna send Slick a letter, uh yeah yeah Heh heh heh...MUD 285 posted on 12/29/2002, 9:08:17 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, RATZ R MORONS...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, We're from the RighteousRight...RATS' Reign's finally stallin'... Ohhhh, it seemed like a holy place protected by RATS' HATE of Race... Ohhhhhhhhhhhh...we do what is Right!! (acoustic solo) Some of our dreams came true and some just passed away The clouds roll in Now I look at the years gone by and wonder at the powers that be Mid...MUD 276 posted on 12/27/2002, 4:40:00 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!" Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!! (Chorus) Left Can Go to HELL!! Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?! (Chorus) (Guitar Jammin') (Chorus) Gonna ROCK the NextAge... POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls... Black XIV FReegards...MUD 1 posted on 1/25/2003, 10:39:43 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, America dodged a bullet when Trump defeated the Hildabeest...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Mudboy on harp...) I never read it in the papers...I never saw it on the news... I am...therefore, I FReep!! (MUD harpin' like the dickens!!!) I never thought it'd be this easy... (MUD harpin' fer his dinner!!!) Folks, we're gonna git Bill Clinton... FReegards, all...MUD "No man can know what power he can call rightly his unless he presses a little." 1 Posted on 08/07/2000 21:11:04 PDT by Mudboy Slim 440 posted on 2/5/2003, 7:35:59 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, DeeCeeRATZ R America's BANE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Algore's a genteel woah-man... (Guitar strummin') Folks, now we're FReepin' Limbaugh... You need re-educatin'... Late Justice is still Justice... FReegards...MUD 2 Posted on 08/07/2000 21:34:02 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, DeeCeeDemonRATZ/DeeCee BureaukRATZ SUCK...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "If I could pinpoint the cultural hijacking, I'd say between 1967-1972 TV and Movie themes became decidedly subversive and mainstream. For example, as purely a matter of advancing a social agenda, CBS execs even purged highly rated rural-setting TV shows (Beverly Hillbillies, Green Acres, Bonanza, etc.) Flicks -- though arguably entertaining -- *also* conveyed and promoted subversive, rebellious themes as Movie Ratings were changed to become more suggestive: 'The Graduate,' 'Easy Rider,' A Clockwork Orange, etc. As usual, I would attribute the sudden change to a massive despoiling of the human spirit....At its epicenter we'll find THE PSYCHIATRIC "profession," which was given license by the shadowy "PTB" to redefine "good and evil" as well as advancing and promoting Moral Relativism and eventual PC, aka Fascism." I believe you've nailed it, my FRiend...the deterioration of America's culture has been the result of a conscious--and sustained--effort by Marxist BigGuv'ment RATZ who caused massive Cultural Rot that created more "victims" and then the Progressive DemonRATZ/RINOZ rushed in to "solve" these cultural rot issues that THEY created. DeeCeeRATZ and their allies in the RATmedia, the HollyWeirdos, and the Communist SCUMbags who have hopelessly screwed up our Education System, turning ALL these institutions into propagandists for and ever-expanding, all-powerful Federal Leviathan. Sickening, yes...but still reversible, iMho. Despite what the RATmedia leads folks to believe, these despotic RATZ are NOT the majority in America. And as the RATmedia continues to put their anti-American BIAS out there for all to see, we have the opportunity to use this time as a "teachable moment" for all those RAT-minions who fell for the LIES they were fed by their teachers in school and the Vast, LeftWing Media WHORE'd almost everywhere else. Hopefully, enough folks will WAKE UP once they see what FOOLS the RATZ have made of them to generate a groundswell of anti-DeeCee cynicism to genuinely proceed with the process of "draining the swamp" and gradually DISempowering the bureaucRATic state that does sooo much damage to America. We've got a long way to go, of course, but Trump's election has given me NEW HOPE that the Marxist RAT-invasion is reversible as long as WeThePeople do not lose heart. Regards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, PUSH BACK, American Patriots!! Fight DemRATZ/RINOZ whenever/wherever U encounter them!! And TRUMP the DeeCeeRATmedia...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Lies of a Traitor" When I think about the TREASON Slick aided... As I look back on Reagan's Legacy... Today, we'll take on DeeCee... Well, when I think about the whuppin' we'll give Bill... Well, Bill knows that we're onto his "Sting"... [*FReeperGal Chorus] Sing it, Ladies...MUD 337 posted on 2/15/2003, 8:09:15 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "CURRENT COMMUNIST GOALS: 1. U.S. acceptance of coexistence as the only alternative to atomic war. FWIW...perhaps America needs to RE-ESTABLISH the House Committee on Un- American Activities!! 35. Discredit and eventually dismantle the FBI. The Commie DemonRATS have accomplished much of their Agenda but America is striking back with a vengenace now...that's why the RATS and the FrenchSurrenderists and the NaziKrauts are worried...MUD 343 posted on 2/15/2003, 9:43:56 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, No one knows what it's like...to be Left's BagMan... Aid my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe... No one knows what it's like... Folks, my dreams...they aren't that risky... (Big Man gettin' busy on the GeeTAR!!) When my fist clenches, 'tis Verboten!! (Yep...the BigMan wailin' on his new LesPaul) No one knows what it's like...to be the bad man FReegards...MUD 40 posted on 01/17/2002 2:59 AM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Let me tell ya 'bout a dude Fuzzball has a lot of fun “Keep Freepin’, Freepin’ JLA shows up in fancy clothes Watching Happygal in her slacks, He’s talkin’, talkin’ Listen a while, FDB wearin’ blue jeans. Man you oughtta see Ice go, Yes, Limbaugh, Limbaugh, IT’S 12 O’CLOCK, sultan88 602 posted on 2/19/2003, 10:21:16 AM by sultan88 (FReepin' Sam Cooke) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Bwahahahaha...MUD BTW... "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD Views: 543705 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "GenuineLEE patriotic Americans HOO believe in the U.S. Constitution and O.N.E. omniPOTENT God/Yahweh/Allah/Iluvatar "Just like Soviet-style Communism, the non-SELFrighteous SHALL DEFEAT Socialism/progressivism/Lib'ralism/MARXism "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "W's Promise!!" Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown... Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves... Right won big once off the Normandy coast... Mudboy Slim YO!! EVERYBODY!!! Y'all are invited to the Richmond Rally FER America at the Innsbruck Pavilion FReegards...MUD 1 posted on 3/19/2003, 12:06:11 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne... Mudboy lives in RichmondTowne... RichmondTowne's Confederate!! Me and my pals, we love fun... RichmondTowne's a lazy afternoon... RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne... Welcome to Richmond, y'all...MUD 1165 posted on 03/18/2003 11:10 PM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, True dat...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Left may think we're foolish... Bill Clinton desecrates his Bible... Now some folks say I'm too BOLD... (Fade to finish...) FReegards...MUD 16 Posted on 10/02/2000 13:44:58 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderZ program.) Ain't THAT the Truth?! Now, moreso than EVER B4...MUD BTW...official "No Comment" on the ALLeged "LibertyCaps"...LOL!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, A: Seven. Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he'll immediately claim that he's a doctor, not an electrician). Scotty, after checking around, realizes that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he "canna" see in the dark. Kirk will make an emergency stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb from the natives, who, are friendly, but seem to be hiding something. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Yeoman Rand and two red shirt security officers beam down to the planet, where the two security officers are promply killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured. As something begins to develop between the Captain and Yeoman Rand, Scotty, back in orbit, is attacked by a Klingon destroyer and must warp out of orbit. Although badly outgunned, he cripples the Klingon and races back to the planet in order to rescue Kirk et. al. who have just saved the natives' from an awful fate and, as a reward, been given all light bulbs they can carry. The new bulb is then inserted and the Enterprise continues on its five year mission." Kewel...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, From a town known as Little Rock in the Ozarks, So, he swindled a bank with Jim McDougald, Well, one fine day those FReepers ensnared Billy, From a town somewhere in mid-America, 1 Posted on 08/16/1999 19:33:28 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, TheDonald SHALL look MORE distinguished and venerable when his yellow hair turns WHITE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral boys!! The Left's in shock...America's turned them off!! Ooooohhh...Beat DemLib'ral boys!! Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Saddam!! Folks...FReedom hearkens... Ooooohhh...FReep DemEffete Boys!! Mudboy Slim (19 August 2002) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, TRUTH hurts, don't it, U DeeCeeRATZ?!! SincereLEE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "We're the Far Right!!" We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!! We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams... (Guitar-jammin' interlude) Yeah, yeah...We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep Dem RATS from Power!! We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams... We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep Dem fools from Power!! Mudboy Slim (5/19/04) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "I Want You/We'll Git You" You're guilty 'cuz yer minions spied... I want you...I want you...I want you...soooo bad!! While weak-kneed politicians sleep... Boy, while phat interns may go down... Slick, yer just a FREAK... I want you...I want you...I want you...soooo bad!! Bill, you SOLD OUT to them Ol' Chinese coots... (Harp jammin' to fade) Sincerely...MUD 376 posted on 3/24/2003, 4:38:04 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Regards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, In the past, has anyone accused you as to being a brain-dead idiot?
Only braindead RATZ like U, Bucky...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Comments (2997 - 3287) not displayed.
Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2957. To: sweetliberty (#2956)
(Edited)
"Blessed are those who mourn, for they shall be comforted.
"Blessed are the gentle, for they shall inherit the earth.
"Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they shall be satisfied.
"Blessed are the merciful, for they shall receive mercy.
"Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God.
"Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God.
"Blessed are those who have been persecuted for the sake of righteousness,
For theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
"Blessed are you when {people} insult you and persecute you,
and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of Me.
"Rejoice and be glad, for your reward in heaven is great;
For in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you."
(Matthew 5:3-12)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2958. To: Jimi Hendrix, conservativemusician, EdZep, heavyd, Landru, CHIEF negotiator, Cyber-Band, sultan88 (#2957)
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's version of "All Along the Watchtower")
Said Rush Limbaugh to OUR Chief!!
"There's too much corruption...
Clinton Shall Not Go FRee!!!
Bus'nessMen...'tis JusticeTime!!
Plowmen...Sing MUD's Words!!
MUD Shall Never Compromise...
Nobody else here should!!
No reason to git excited...
The Left...RATS Shall Implode!!
There are many RATS amongst us
Who "feel" Pro-Life is but a Joke!!
But you and I we've been through that...
Gittin' JUSTICE is OUR Fate!!
So let US stop talking falsely now
RAT-Power's Gittin' Scant!!
Leftists HATE the TRUTH!!
While all the Lib'rals came to chant...
BrainDead IDIOT FOOLS!!
Outside in a cold cavern...
Ol' Mudboy DOTH Growwwwwllllll...
TruthWriters are approaching...
As Ol' Slim Began To HOWL!!
(Bill Clinton is THE RAPIST-IN-CHIEF of America!!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2959. To: All (#2942)
(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderZ program.)
OTOH, somebody with cajones gotzta look up 2 kill the nasty Beast...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2960. To: All U ObamaBOT RAT-minionZ (#2959)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2961. To: , Gov. Terrie RATpunk MacAuliffe, conservativemusician, ATOMIC_PUNK, EdZep (#2960)
(To be sung to Van Halen's "Jamie's Cryin'")
MUD asked his FRiends to Fight!! ...FReepers, it's now or never!!
Slick makes MUD feel so MAD!!!
Oh, whoa, whoa, Terry's cryin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, T-MAXX lyin'!!
McAuliffe finally said, "All right!! MUD, as a Man, yer much BETTER!!
MUD, I am afraid to Fight, ah, oh, so all my ties I'll now sever!!"
MUD said to send Slick a letter, uh yeah yeah...
Uh just to try to make yerself feel better
It said "Willie (Yer Gonna Fall, YOU Slime!!")
And Slick knows Mudboy'll git 'em!!
Oh, whoa, whoa, Fairy's cryin'!!
Oh, whoa, whoa, Terry's lyin'!!
Now Mudboy's been in love before (ahhh)
And he knows what Power is for (ahhh)
It should mean, a little, a little more (ahhh)
Than one night stands, whoo!!
Just to Let Slick Knows Who's Gonna Git HIM!!
Slim sang "Willie (Yer Gonna Fall, You Slime!!)
'Cuz the T-MAXX a BedWetter!!"
Oh, whoa, whoa, Lib'ral's cryin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, LeftWing's Dyin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, RATS'll be FRyin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, Clinton's Lyin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, Slick'll Be Whinin'!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2962. To: All (#2954)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2963. To: conservativemusician, Landru, FreeTheHostages, jla, sultan88, Ragtime Cowgirl, summer (#2962)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "The Sad Cafe")
Facts are not FRiends of Socialists...RATS' Lies are steeped in HATE!!
Out of the TrueBlueRight, Left's past came softly calling...
And MUD remembers the times Left spent, decidin' DemLib'rals' Fate!!
Slim would sing Right out loud those things we could not say!!
MUD knows we can change this World...with words like "Love" and "FReedom!!"
And we were part of that heroic crowd who sealed the RATScum's FATE!!
We would meet on that beautiful shore in the sweet by and by
And some just stayed behind inside the Sad Café
Hid that shore
Now that glory train
It don't stop here no more
I don't know why fortune smiles on some and lets the rest go free
And baby now that time has drawn the faces I recall
But things in this life change very slowly if they ever change at all
There's no use in asking why, it just turned out that way
So meet me at midnight baby inside the Sad Café
Why don't you meet me at midnight baby inside the Sad Café
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2964. To: All (#2760)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...
Dubyuh, lead US to the show!!
Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral dweeb
And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATS' shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girl!!
Won't you act yer age?!!
Lord, DemRATS are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...
Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!"
What a shame...
Won't you come and FReep, World...
And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!
Where's yer shame?!
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?!
Why d'ya RAPE?!
Whuppin' you straight, SlickWillie...
Yer Just Mudboy's Game!!!
Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!
Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...
To do one more show, oh no
Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome...
Won't that be grand?!
When I come parole each year
We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2965. To: All U Korrupt Klinton Kronies (#2964)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2966. To: Cyber-Band, conservativemusician, PhiKapMom, Paul Cruce, Buckeroo, Jeff Head, dead, Dukie (#2942)
(Edited)
(To be sung to the Ozark Mountain Daredevils' "If You Wanna Get To Heaven...")
I heard it on Rush Limbaugh...on AM radio...
If you hate the Waco Slaughter...
You gotta help MUD fer a spell!!
If you wanna git Bill Clinton...
We gotta RAISE A LOTTA HELL!!! Yeah...
Folks, I feel it in my soul...
Won'tcha meet me at the Cap'tol?!
Re-Impeach!! We'll reach our goal!!
If you wanna know a secret...
You got to promise not to tell!!
Right's gonna Re-Impeach Bill Clinton...
We're gonna put Slick in a cell!! HELL YEAH!!!
I never thought it'd be this fun...
But we FReeped Truth on Rush Limbaugh...
Now, we got Slick on the run!!
If you fear FReedom's in danger...
You gotta help WHUP RATS' AlphaMale!!
Folks, WE're Gonna Git Bill Clinton...
We'll Dethrone Slick's Soul to HELL!!!
FReepers, gonna git Bill Clinton!!!
Gonna send Slick straight to Prison!!!
Folks, it's SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!!
Robert Frost, notebook entry, 1913
('Cuz Justice is worth fightin' fer!!)
(SlixMUDZbi+c#...says HOO? Says...MUD)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2967. To: All (#2966)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2968. To: All (#2967)
(To be sung to Bachman-Turner Overdrives' "You ain't seen nuthin' yet")
Left's stuck with Al the twig.
Lib's knew they had it comin' to 'em...
When they bailed out Slick Willie!
I think that...late Justice is still Justice...
So I'll take what I can git...ummm...uhhh...ugh...
Slick taunts at me with big, bold lies...I say...
US FReepers shant fergit!!
Slick ain't seen n-n-nuthin' yet!!
WE'RE RIGHT!! Folks, ain't gonna never let you fergit...
F-F-FReepers...you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
MUD says, "Ol' Slick's goin' down!!!!!!"
He's my Ol' Man, fer sure!!
Bob Barr's got Re-Impeachment...
October Surprise, yessir!!
MUD says that...late Justice is still Justice!!
Gonna take what we can git!!
Patriots...what about all those Chinese SPIES?!!
MUD says...
You ain't seen nuthin' yet...
N-N-Nation, we shall see Justice yet!!
Come Lib'rals...kneel Leftists...
Right ain't never gonna forget, Willie...
You ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
Come on back to school!!
We'll Dethrone this Tyrant yet!!
Yes, we'll FReep the whole Senate!!
Folks, Slick just mocks the FRee with his Treasonous LIES!!
I say...
Us FReepers shan't fergit!!
Bubba, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!!
Here's somethin'...got yer number...you'll be my pet!!
Willie, Slick Willie, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
You ain't seen nuthin' yet...that's what Monica told me, Slick!!
Mo said you needed an extension...
Fer sure...Slick knows he ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2969. To: All (#2968)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2970. To: All (#2960)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2971. To: All U hoo AIN'T brainDEAD DemonRATZ (#2970)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2972. To: All (#2942)
(To be sung to the Box Tops' "Cry Like a Baby")
Bills' lies're outrageous!!
Left-Wing Media is drivin' me crazy...
My ire's contagious!!
Well, Slick knows now that interns ain't playthings...
But CeegahBoy's got DemLib'rals on their knees!!
Our Country, Dutch saved it!!
He won the Cold War...a War 'gainst Eeee-vil...
That's why Lib'rals hate him!!
Slick thinks that Truth is just rel'tive...
Lyin' Boy, Bill's a puppet for Beijing!!!
DemLibs just cheat and lie!!
Ol' Slick'll just fall at MUD's feet...
And then Slick'll begin to cry...
He'll cry like a baby!! [Cry like a baby...*]
Livin' in Prison will drive that PUNK crazy...
He'll cry like a baby!! [Cry like a baby...*]
Slick's spyin' fer Beijing!! [Just like a li'l Commie traitor!*]
Oh, when Slick looks back from his prison cell, wow...
Bill lies like a Traitor!! [Just like a li'l Leftist TRAITOR!*]
Everyone needs to help us FReep...
Speak TRUTH to the Traitor!! [Slick's a Chinese Agent!*]
Let Bill feel the Power of FReep...
Slick'll cry like a baby!! [Slick's justa Traitor!!*]
(America, Bless GOD...'cuz He's ALWAYS Blessed US!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2973. To: All pookieTOONS fans (#2972)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2974. To: All (#2973)
2. U.S. willingness to capitulate in preference to engaging in atomic war.
3. Develop the illusion that total disarmament [by] the United States would be a demonstration of moral strength.
4. Permit free trade between all nations regardless of Communist affiliation and regardless of whether or not items could be used for war.
5. Extension of long-term loans to Russia and Soviet satellites.
6. Provide American aid to all nations regardless of Communist domination.
7. Grant recognition of Red China. Admission of Red China to the U.N.
8. Set up East and West Germany as separate states in spite of Khrushchev's promise in 1955 to settle the German question by free elections under supervision of the U.N.
9. Prolong the conferences to ban atomic tests because the United States has agreed to suspend tests as long as negotiations are in progress.
10. Allow all Soviet satellites individual representation in the U.N.
11. Promote the U.N. as the only hope for mankind. If its charter is rewritten, demand that it be set up as a one-world government with its own independent armed forces. (Some Communist leaders believe the world can be taken over as easily by the U.N. as by Moscow. Sometimes these two centers compete with each other as they are now doing in the Congo.)
12. Resist any attempt to outlaw the Communist Party.
13. Do away with all loyalty oaths.
14. Continue giving Russia access to the U.S. Patent Office.
15. Capture one or both of the political parties in the United States. [The DemonRATS and the RINOS!!]
16. Use technical decisions of the courts to weaken basic American institutions by claiming their activities violate civil rights.
17. Get control of the schools. Use them as transmission belts for socialism and current Communist propaganda. Soften the curriculum. Get control of teachers' associations. Put the party line in textbooks.
18. Gain control of all student newspapers.
19. Use student riots to foment public protests against programs or organizations which are under Communist attack.
20. Infiltrate the press. Get control of book-review assignments, editorial writing, policy-making positions.
21. Gain control of key positions in radio, TV, and motion pictures.
22. Continue discrediting American culture by degrading all forms of artistic expression. An American Communist cell was told to "eliminate all good sculpture from parks and buildings, substitute shapeless, awkward and meaningless forms."
23. Control art critics and directors of art museums. "Our plan is to promote ugliness, repulsive, meaningless art."
24. Eliminate all laws governing obscenity by calling them "censorship" and a violation of free speech and free press.
25. Break down cultural standards of morality by promoting pornography and obscenity in books, magazines, motion pictures, radio, and TV.
26. Present homosexuality, degeneracy and promiscuity as "normal, natural, healthy."
27. Infiltrate the churches and replace revealed religion with "social" religion. Discredit the Bible and emphasize the need for intellectual maturity which does not need a "religious crutch."
28. Eliminate prayer or any phase of religious expression in the schools on the ground that it violates the principle of "separation of church and state."
29. Discredit the American Constitution by calling it inadequate, old- fashioned, out of step with modern needs, a hindrance to cooperation between nations on a worldwide basis.
30. Discredit the American Founding Fathers. Present them as selfish aristocrats who had no concern for the "common man."
31. Belittle all forms of American culture and discourage the teaching of American history on the ground that it was only a minor part of the "big picture." Give more emphasis to Russian history since the Communists took over.
32. Support any socialist movement to give centralized control over any part of the culture--education, social agencies, welfare programs, mental health clinics, etc.
33. Eliminate all laws or procedures which interfere with the operation of the Communist apparatus.
34. Eliminate the House Committee on Un-American Activities.
36. Infiltrate and gain control of more unions.
37. Infiltrate and gain control of big business.
38. Transfer some of the powers of arrest from the police to social agencies. Treat all behavioral problems as psychiatric disorders which no one but psychiatrists can understand [or treat].
39. Dominate the psychiatric profession and use mental health laws as a means of gaining coercive control over those who oppose Communist goals.
40. Discredit the family as an institution. Encourage promiscuity and easy divorce.
41. Emphasize the need to raise children away from the negative influence of parents. Attribute prejudices, mental blocks and retarding of children to suppressive influence of parents.
42. Create the impression that violence and insurrection are legitimate aspects of the American tradition; that students and special-interest groups should rise up and use ["]united force["] to solve economic, political or social problems.
43. Overthrow all colonial governments before native populations are ready for self-government.
44. Internationalize the Panama Canal.
45. Repeal the Connally reservation so the United States cannot prevent the World Court from seizing jurisdiction [over domestic problems. Give the World Court jurisdiction] over nations and individuals alike."
(Git the US Outta the UN...and Git the UN Outta the US!!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2975. To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat, conservativemusician, Landru, BOBTHENAILER, Happygal, goldilucky (#2974)
(To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes")
To be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be Hated, Lib'rally-Jaded, Believin' all Dem LIES!!
Help MUD's Prescience come to be!!
Righteous Power...Devolved Nobly...
Right's Goal is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!
To know Slick's Tyranny...like I do...and I blame YOU!!
No one fights back this hard 'gainst Left's Evil...
None of MUD's Pain and Woe...shall show through!!
Heed MUD's Prescience...Follow Thee!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's MUD's only...
Slim's GOAL is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!! (eee-eeeeeee-ummmmm!!)
Hell, Yeah!! I'll use it 'cuz MUD's NO Fool!!
Networks smile, tell me their FAKE NEWS...still, Mudboy laughs at their Leftist drool!!
FRiends, if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL, Strap yer fingers roun' MUD's throat!!!
If I back down, please give me a whuppin'...
Righteous Swarm!! Leftists...Fear the VOTE!!
To be the mad man...REJECT RATZ Lies!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2976. To: Sultan88, yankhater, Landru, Happygal, jla, iceskater, Formerly Brainwashed Democrat, El Rushbo, holdonnow, M. Thatcher (#2975)
(Sung to the tune of “Twistin’ the Night Away” By Sam Cooke)
Useta be up New York way
(Where some people are so gay)
Limbaugh havin’ his say!
Puttin' Lib’rals on the run
His fans are both old and young
Listenin’ to hear Rush say!
Everybody's Freepin’ great”
We’re Freepin’, Freepin’
Cuz Rush is leadin’ the Way!
Where he found them we don't know,
CM, he brought his radio,
Limbaugh is ON today!
As she leans on Landru’s back,
He’s concentrated hard, while
Limbaugh is havin’ his say!
Right Wing feelin’ great.
We’re listenin’, listenin’
Limbaugh is having his say!
Callers Attack,
Rushbo hits back,
Soccer Moms, now go, now fret
Limbaugh has had his way!
Shows up vid his Svedis queen.
MUD has his recordin’ machine,
Capturin’ the night’s replay!
Skatin' during Rush’s show,
Here you find the young and old
Limbaugh havin’ his say!
Makin’ us all feel great
He’s talkin’, educatin’,
El Rushbo’s having his say!
Feet up, lie back
Feet up, lie back
Maha Rushie, EIB, It’s Great!
Limbaugh having his say!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2977. To: All U snowFLAKE Lib'ral TWITS!! (#2976)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2978. To: Liberator (#2940)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2979. To: Landru, jla, FBD, cherrybomb_33, Flora MacDonald, kristinn, Angelwood, Sauropod, Taxman, BufordP (#2858)
and the DemonRAT Party in its entirety is undeniableLEE EVIL.
understand that the Righteous shall NEVER EVER compromise with such loatheABLE rePRObate
Alinsky-ized LOWlife scumbags...never EVER!!
and leave it 2 ROT on the Ashbin of History!! I repeat...there SHALL B NO COMPROMISE with EVIL!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2980. To: sultan88, BigMan, conservativemusician, (#2760)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")
CM works in a rock and roll band,
Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!
We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...
We're Right, THAT I know!!
Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs...
We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!
We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign...Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!!
Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...DemRATS ain't gonna git MUD's Dreams!!
Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!
I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!
But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...
All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right...
The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!
Every day, it just seems hard to believe...
The LIES RATS're believing in!!
Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!
Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick Righteous Shall Smite!!
But somehow FRench fergot our loss!!
It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...
Of all the liberties we've lost!!
Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATS Defend TREASON!!
BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!!
Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!"
Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!
We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATS...
WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!!
'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!
FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!
Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!...for the lost lovers and all the fixed games
Thunder Road, for the tires rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, Billy and me we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all and throw it all away
in scenic Henrico Country, just West of Richmond on I-64...come out and join US on Sunday,
23 March 2003 (1-3 EST)...BE THERE or BE SQUARE!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2981. To: pookies toons (#2980)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2982. To: ConservativeMan55, sultan88, Landru (#2980)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Oxford Town")
Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!!
George Dubyuh's Right to Force Soddom Down!!
Celebrate OUR Troops in RichmondTowne!!
Soccer games and Brownie Scouts!!
Party with folks red and brown...
Lib'rals, stay away from Mudboy now...
Klinton's THE Chi-Coms' Whore...We SHAN'T let RATS Win!!
All becuz Slick Committed Treason!!
What do you think about that, my FRiends?!!
WE WHUP RATS 'Cuz We Think They're Dumb!!
I don't even know why RATS come...
Go on back where y'all came from!!
Mudboy Slim's singin' sum powerful tunes!!
Thousands died 'cuz SlickWillie is a Goon!!
Attorney General...Investigate SOON!!
Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!!
Ol' MUD do write some Righteous sounds...
Ain't a-goin' stop 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2983. To: All (#2982)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2984. To: All U shameLESS RATminions, war, Pericles, Biff Tannen, Willie Green, Skip Intro (#2980)
(To be sung to Bruce Springteen's "Pink Cadillac")
Fer the righteous things we do.
Slick, you wonder why We LOATHE You...
Why you insult our values like you do.
Slick Willie, you are a SCUMBAG...
There ain't no secret 'bout that!!
So, come on over here and LISTEN...
Willie, I'll spill the facts!
Slick Willie, it ain't yer Country...
Next month'll be proof of that!!
We loathe you fer yer Waco Attack...
Nukes to Chinese...
Rapin' Broaddrick...
Uzi'in' down the FRee...
Skankin' on young girls...
Bullyin' the Right...
Spendin' all MY Money on yer Overseas Flights!!
Willie, I just wonder...
Why Lib'rals still cut you slack...
With yer knife in their backs...
Slick's DemonRATS!!!
Bombs Nations justa show he's strong!!
There's always another temptress...
Prez'dent really oughtta know doin' interns is WRONG!!
Chi-Coms bought you, Bill, with Silver...
Slick, you sold our NUKES fer Gold!!
Tyrants BRIBE Ol' Slick with treasures...
National Security's been SOLD!!
Lewinsky tempted Clinton with her strap thong...
Slick said, "Lemme snort a li'l crack!!"
Just another of Slick's DemonRATS!!
Must RE-IMPEACH...
Senate SHALL CONVICT!!
Then, INDICT the Creep!!
Prison's Slick's New World...
Prison's only right...
Savin' all his lovin' fer a cellmate named Dwight!!
Willie, I just wonder if you'll sleep well in yer rack...
Or will YOU simply crack?!
I should "show more class."
Some folks say I'm too old...
Well, Left can kiss my a$$!!
This Country is bigger than Bill Clinton...
It's bigger than the Med'yuh, too!!
Clinton, there's only one thing...
That I must say to you...
"Slick Willie...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"
FLAMErs, we must go on the attack...
And kick the butts of Ol' Slick's DemonRATS!!
Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...
(The Boss Still RULEZ!!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2985. To: All (#2984)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2986. To: Liberator (#2849)
(Edited)
-- Mark Twain
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2987. To: All (#2854)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2988. To: stand watie, Landru, sultan88, jla, conservativemusician (#2942)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Billy Joel's "Billy the Kid")
Strode a boy with ambition without end.
His ruthless political climb made him a legend in his mind,
But his Quest fer Power required cash to spend!
With his partner's young wife into bed he slid!
His prestige and his lies took that Hick State by surprise,
The word spread fast 'bout Billy the Kid!
Well, he never followed their rules, 'cuz the White House was his goal,
And he soon put many finer pols to shame.
But Slick never had a conscience, and he never had a soul,
Still the Lib'rals and the Medyuh hailed his name!
Secured illegal funds from Unions and Red China,
But Ken Starr could not seem to track him down,
And Bill served his masters well, 'cuz the Left they're dumb as Hell,
'Specially when Billy the Kid came aroun'.
America said, "String him up for what he did!!"
And the voters and their kids, finally started tuning in,
To watch the Re-Impeachment of Billy the Kid!
Well, he never thought they'd catch him, Slick's Arrogance let him down,
Eventually, even DemonRATS cursed his name!
Though he never cared for Freedom, Clinton finally found a home,
Within a Federal Prison, Slick bears his shame...
Watched a child aspiring to understand,
And Slick's Politics of Slime proved an example for his time,
As History Scorned That Krooked RAT!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2989. To: All (#2988)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2990. To: Pericles, war, sneakypete (#2989)
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Catapult")
Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral girls!!
Cowards with no soul...ugly cows!! Question...
"Do they diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?!
Why's Slick still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
Ooooohhh...Teach DemLib'ral girls!!
Cowards fear our roll...shut their mouths!!
Osama bin Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!!
Fear the Power of the Right!! A question:
"Did Slick miss purposely? Why did Bill bite her lip?
Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please vote fer change!!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
Bush...shall seek Justice!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemAirhead Girls!!
The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned off...
Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!!
Right Shall Makes Its Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this...
Fear the Power of Our Roll...a question:
"House, it shall RE-IMPEACH!! Senate shall then CONVICT!!
Next, We'll INDICT Left's Creep(s)!! Jury Shall then CONVICT!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Prison 'HO!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Slick's a 'HO!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2991. To: All (#2990)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2992. To: All EX-LPers, TLBSHOW, white sands, fred mertz (#2991)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's version of J. J. Cale's "After Midnight")
We're the Hard Right...we're gonna whup Dem Libs in a rout!!
We're gonna help Bush git some traction...
Right's gonna demand satisfaction....
Left's gonna find out what Right is all about.
We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep DemRATS from Power!!
Truth yields our Might...righteous gonna make Dem sosh'lists scream!!
We're gonna FReep talk and television...
Left shall heap on their vile derison...
Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!!
RATS, we don't bite...still gonna FReep yer slime from Power!!
Traitors we'll fight...RightWing's gonna make Dem Leftists scream!!
We're gonna FReep Rush and Hanni-vision...
Left shall fear our deadly precision...
Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!!
America's Right...still gonna FReep RATS' SCUM from Power!!
Ain't 'fraid to fight...Right's gonna WHUP Dem Lefties down!!
Left, say "GoodBye"...November's when yer goin' down!!
We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2993. To: conservativemusician, Landru, goldilucky, KLT, Ragtime Cowgirl, Taxman, stand watie, philman_36 (#2992)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "I Want You")
Your feckless Sycophants, they lied...
Yer feeble saxophone says I/we?...MUST DETHRONE YOU!!
You'll go to Hell 'cuz yer a WHORE...
Good folks curse your face with scorn...
BOY, YOU SHANT GO FREE, so help me Lord...we'll get you!!
Willie, we'll git you...
The Left-Wing Med'yuh luvs ya, creep...
But Patriots continue to FReep...Jail waits fer you!!
'Cuz the Lord is King and He is Just...
In prison, BOY, you will end up...
Yer apologists' will soon fess up...We'll sing fer TRUTH!!
I want you...I want you...Slick, I want you...sooo bad!!
Willie, we'll git you...
True love, you've been without it!!
Yeah, them Socialist Whores...you they'd crown...
Can they stop us?! I DOUBT IT!!
Slick, children burned in yer Waco Raid...
And Elian, he shouldda stayed...
Reno's Justice it ain't...her soul will BURN!!
Now, yer tramplin' our Liberties...
But this here's the Land of the FRee...
Yer World we will...SHATTER!!!!
Willie, we'll git you!!
Who choke the FRee with their jackboots...
Yer Evilness seems so kewl to them...TYRANTS!!
Boy, we'll git you becuz you lied...
Becuz you took us fer a ride...
And becuz RIGHT is on our side...becuz I...
I want you...I want you...Slick, I want you...soooo bad!!
Willie, we'll git you...
("Soddom...Yer PaladinPalacePizza, PUNK!!!")
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2994. To: All U brainDEAD Lib'rals (#2993)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2995. To: Mudboy Slim (#2994)
#2996. To: buckeroo (#2995)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
.
.
.
[Home] [Headlines] [Latest Articles] [Latest Comments] [Post] [Mail] [Sign-in] [Setup] [Help] [Register]