Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1419406 Comments:3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
"Packed in Back" (Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black")
Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re- writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme.
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!
Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way!
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!
Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!"
"BTW..." (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "By The Way")
Standin' fer Right...gives US a virtuous might... And Right shall fight on...Let US Roll!! By the way, we proudly pray... Reject Fear...RATS're whores!! Hanoi Hero...we're singin' songs fer Truth... We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...Liberty!!
Way Right...we're marked... Limbaugh...root cause!!
Impeached Slick...Senate failed its reason... We'll convict...we'll FReep 'til Slick's career's done!! John ain't Slick...he LIES, claims he's a hero... Kerry's sick..."Defeat JohnK!!", that's our hope!!
Dubyuh...mudrats... World stage...Nags Head!!
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... And Right shall fight on...Right's got soul!! By the way, Left died today... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
Black thread...hope's thick... Song shop...git Slick!!
FReedom's Right...our future is a bold one... Win the fight...folks, Michael Moore is pond-scum!! Righteous Right...you know Dutch Reagan's goals won!! Lib'rals whine...fer Power 'cuz they got none!!
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... Far Right shall fight on...Limbaugh knows!! By the way, RATS LIE and Rape... Left needs Fear...Tyrant Whore'd!! Dandy Lib'rals...Right's singin' songs fer FRee... We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...bless our souls!! By the way, I'm proud we pray... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
(chant)
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... RightWing shall fight on...Dubyuh knows!! By the way, Left's Tyranny...is waning...Culture War!! Saddam's a girl...she's writin' poems 'bout trees... We sing, "Sic Semper...Tyrannus!!" By the way, we're proud we pray... To one God...sacred world!! Standin' fer Right...grants US virtuous might... FReepers shall fight on...Mudboy knows!! By the way, we proudly pray... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
"Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")
Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!! We'll be yer FReedomWriters... Dubyuh, lead US to the show!! Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!! So, find a Lib'ral dweeb And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!
(Chorus) Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!! Where's RATS' shame?!! Children you ain't, little girl!! Won't you act yer age?!!
Left Can Go to HELL!! Lord, DemRATS are a mess!! It seems that one of Slick's crew... Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!! Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!" What a shame... Won't you come and FReep, World... And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!
Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?! Where's yer shame?! Shootin' you straight, little girl? Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!
(Chorus) Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?! Why d'ya RAPE?! Whuppin' you straight, SlickWillie... Yer Just Mudboy's Game!!!
(Guitar Jammin')
(Chorus) Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls? Fer Viet Nam?!! Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?! Voters, don't be lame!!
Gonna ROCK the NextAge... Right, Git Ready to ROLL!! We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE... To do one more show, oh no Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome... Won't that be grand?! When I come parole each year We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!
POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls... Left, Show Shame!! Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd... Ignorance ain't no shame!!! Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!! Show Yer Shame!! Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!! Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!