Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1419534 Comments:3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
"Packed in Back" (Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black")
Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re- writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme.
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!
Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way!
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!
Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!"
"BTW..." (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "By The Way")
Standin' fer Right...gives US a virtuous might... And Right shall fight on...Let US Roll!! By the way, we proudly pray... Reject Fear...RATS're whores!! Hanoi Hero...we're singin' songs fer Truth... We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...Liberty!!
Way Right...we're marked... Limbaugh...root cause!!
Impeached Slick...Senate failed its reason... We'll convict...we'll FReep 'til Slick's career's done!! John ain't Slick...he LIES, claims he's a hero... Kerry's sick..."Defeat JohnK!!", that's our hope!!
Dubyuh...mudrats... World stage...Nags Head!!
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... And Right shall fight on...Right's got soul!! By the way, Left died today... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
Black thread...hope's thick... Song shop...git Slick!!
FReedom's Right...our future is a bold one... Win the fight...folks, Michael Moore is pond-scum!! Righteous Right...you know Dutch Reagan's goals won!! Lib'rals whine...fer Power 'cuz they got none!!
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... Far Right shall fight on...Limbaugh knows!! By the way, RATS LIE and Rape... Left needs Fear...Tyrant Whore'd!! Dandy Lib'rals...Right's singin' songs fer FRee... We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...bless our souls!! By the way, I'm proud we pray... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
(chant)
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... RightWing shall fight on...Dubyuh knows!! By the way, Left's Tyranny...is waning...Culture War!! Saddam's a girl...she's writin' poems 'bout trees... We sing, "Sic Semper...Tyrannus!!" By the way, we're proud we pray... To one God...sacred world!! Standin' fer Right...grants US virtuous might... FReepers shall fight on...Mudboy knows!! By the way, we proudly pray... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
"Shan't Git Fooled Again" (To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")
We'll enlighten all we meet... For our children, we shall FReep... Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!! 'Tis Clinton who spurs us on... Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong... Media LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!
We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution... Devolve Power...The Great Devolution... Laugh and sing and take Slick Willie down!! Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'... Gotta do more than pray!! Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing... "We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!
We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride... Ain't gonna listen to Left's Med'yuh jive!! We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!! Folks, you know that the Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!
(Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp...LOL!!)
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
FReepers, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet... Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by the by!! And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means momentum for the Right... Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!
Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution... Reject Lib'rals' Socialist solutions!! Smile and grin at the change all around...=^D!! Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday... Folks, we'll take to streets and scream... FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!
Meet the new boss...his name is Don TRUMP!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...Anybody know how to play this on the synthesizer?! I'm practicin' my Roger Daultrey...
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 10/13/2000 01:23:41 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Clinton Legacy SHALL BE the Destruction of the DemocRATic Party!!)
"RATS Smell!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell")
Loose-lipped hotties...and Chi-Com Whores... Constitution's in Left's way!! RATS're fear and smoke's simply a joke... Look what's going on, you RAT Fools!! Ooooh...RATS smell!! Can't you smell RATS' smell?!! Ooooh...RATS smell!! The stench of death surrounds you!! YEEEEEEaaaaaaahhhh!!
Limbaugh's Legions are upon you... Folks shall FReep Slick 'til he's GONE!! So take another toke, have a blow fer yer nose... 'Til Left thinks, Right shall drown you!! HELL, YEAH!! Ooooh...RATS smell!! Can't you smell that smell?! Ooooh...Libs smell!! Vionce Foster's Death condemns you!!
Lib'rals call Slick "Prince Charming"... He'll squeal'n'purr when cellmates find Slick's groove. Think you'll be all right with all yer money... But tomorrow, Dwight shall be buggerin' you!! Ooooh...Slick'll squeeeeeal!! Won't you help US tell?! Ooooh...RATS smell!! Ol' Ron Brown's Death astounds you!!
Slick, yer a fool, dude!! Yep, Right'll FReep ya 'til yer gone!! We know yer a Treas'nous Whore!!
One little problem that confronts you Got Ol' Mudboy on yer back... Just one more fix, Bill, might do the trick... One hell of a price for you to get your kicks!! Ooooh...RATS smell!! I can't stand Left's smell!! Ooooh...Trash Bill!! Paul Wellstone's Death was all you!! Ooooh...Slick smells!! Right Shall Fight Like Hell!! Ooooh...RATS smell!! We'll RE-Impeach'n'Convict You!!
TGIFReegards...Mudboy Slim
155 posted on Friday, November 22, 2002 10:21:08 AM by Mudboy Slim
#2953. To: conservativemusician, Eschoir, dwbh, Mr. Jenkins, Arator, Buckeroo, Jeff Head, Common Tator (#2952)
"Little Bi+c#!!" (To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "Little Wing")
Well, she's walkin' through the clouds... With her Lib'ral Mind...RAT's mind-numbed child. Sure, Slick lies and Bill RAPES...still FOOLS kneel!! Willie, fare thee well... Yer all MUD ever thinks about!!! Sorry 'Bout Ol' Slick!!
Sure, I'm MAD...that's why I FReep!! With Ten Thousand Smiles FRiends give to me FRee...)8^D!! "Yes, we're Right!!" MUD says, "Left Ain't Right!! Yes, MUD shall sing fer Justice, Beel...SlixMUDZbi+c#!!....SlixMUDZbi+c#!!
(BigMan on Lead...Disco on rhythm)
FReegards...MUD
114 posted on 12/18/2002, 2:13:51 AM by Mudboy Slim
"The Lib'rals' Fate!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "The Sad Cafe")
We're from the RighteousRight...RATS' Reign's finally stallin'... Facts are not FRiends of Socialists...RATS' Lies are steeped in HATE!! Out of the TrueBlueRight, Left's past came softly calling... And MUD remembers the times Left spent, decidin' DemLib'rals' Fate!!
Ohhhh, it seemed like a holy place protected by RATS' HATE of Race... Slim would sing Right out loud those things we could not say!! MUD knows we can change this World...with words like "Love" and "FReedom!!" And we were part of that heroic crowd who sealed the RATScum's FATE!!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh...we do what is Right!! We would meet on that beautiful shore in the sweet by and by
(acoustic solo)
Some of our dreams came true and some just passed away And some just stayed behind inside the Sad Café
The clouds roll in Hid that shore Now that glory train It don't stop here no more
Now I look at the years gone by and wonder at the powers that be I don't know why fortune smiles on some and lets the rest go free And baby now that time has drawn the faces I recall But things in this life change very slowly if they ever change at all There's no use in asking why, it just turned out that way So meet me at midnight baby inside the Sad Café Why don't you meet me at midnight baby inside the Sad Café
Mid...MUD
276 posted on 12/27/2002, 4:40:00 PM by Mudboy Slim