Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1419274 Comments:3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
"Packed in Back" (Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black")
Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re- writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme.
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!
Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way!
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!
Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!"
"BTW..." (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "By The Way")
Standin' fer Right...gives US a virtuous might... And Right shall fight on...Let US Roll!! By the way, we proudly pray... Reject Fear...RATS're whores!! Hanoi Hero...we're singin' songs fer Truth... We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...Liberty!!
Way Right...we're marked... Limbaugh...root cause!!
Impeached Slick...Senate failed its reason... We'll convict...we'll FReep 'til Slick's career's done!! John ain't Slick...he LIES, claims he's a hero... Kerry's sick..."Defeat JohnK!!", that's our hope!!
Dubyuh...mudrats... World stage...Nags Head!!
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... And Right shall fight on...Right's got soul!! By the way, Left died today... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
Black thread...hope's thick... Song shop...git Slick!!
FReedom's Right...our future is a bold one... Win the fight...folks, Michael Moore is pond-scum!! Righteous Right...you know Dutch Reagan's goals won!! Lib'rals whine...fer Power 'cuz they got none!!
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... Far Right shall fight on...Limbaugh knows!! By the way, RATS LIE and Rape... Left needs Fear...Tyrant Whore'd!! Dandy Lib'rals...Right's singin' songs fer FRee... We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...bless our souls!! By the way, I'm proud we pray... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
(chant)
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... RightWing shall fight on...Dubyuh knows!! By the way, Left's Tyranny...is waning...Culture War!! Saddam's a girl...she's writin' poems 'bout trees... We sing, "Sic Semper...Tyrannus!!" By the way, we're proud we pray... To one God...sacred world!! Standin' fer Right...grants US virtuous might... FReepers shall fight on...Mudboy knows!! By the way, we proudly pray... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
"Shan't Git Fooled Again" (To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")
We'll enlighten all we meet... For our children, we shall FReep... Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!! 'Tis Clinton who spurs us on... Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong... Media LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!
We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution... Devolve Power...The Great Devolution... Laugh and sing and take Slick Willie down!! Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'... Gotta do more than pray!! Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing... "We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!
We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride... Ain't gonna listen to Left's Med'yuh jive!! We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!! Folks, you know that the Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!
(Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp...LOL!!)
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
FReepers, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet... Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by the by!! And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means momentum for the Right... Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!
Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution... Reject Lib'rals' Socialist solutions!! Smile and grin at the change all around...=^D!! Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday... Folks, we'll take to streets and scream... FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!
Meet the new boss...his name is Don TRUMP!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...Anybody know how to play this on the synthesizer?! I'm practicin' my Roger Daultrey...
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 10/13/2000 01:23:41 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Clinton Legacy SHALL BE the Destruction of the DemocRATic Party!!)
"RATS Smell!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell")
Loose-lipped hotties...and Chi-Com Whores... Constitution's in Left's way!! RATS're fear and smoke's simply a joke... Look what's going on, you RAT Fools!! Ooooh...RATS smell!! Can't you smell RATS' smell?!! Ooooh...RATS smell!! The stench of death surrounds you!! YEEEEEEaaaaaaahhhh!!
Limbaugh's Legions are upon you... Folks shall FReep Slick 'til he's GONE!! So take another toke, have a blow fer yer nose... 'Til Left thinks, Right shall drown you!! HELL, YEAH!! Ooooh...RATS smell!! Can't you smell that smell?! Ooooh...Libs smell!! Vionce Foster's Death condemns you!!
Lib'rals call Slick "Prince Charming"... He'll squeal'n'purr when cellmates find Slick's groove. Think you'll be all right with all yer money... But tomorrow, Dwight shall be buggerin' you!! Ooooh...Slick'll squeeeeeal!! Won't you help US tell?! Ooooh...RATS smell!! Ol' Ron Brown's Death astounds you!!
Slick, yer a fool, dude!! Yep, Right'll FReep ya 'til yer gone!! We know yer a Treas'nous Whore!!
One little problem that confronts you Got Ol' Mudboy on yer back... Just one more fix, Bill, might do the trick... One hell of a price for you to get your kicks!! Ooooh...RATS smell!! I can't stand Left's smell!! Ooooh...Trash Bill!! Paul Wellstone's Death was all you!! Ooooh...Slick smells!! Right Shall Fight Like Hell!! Ooooh...RATS smell!! We'll RE-Impeach'n'Convict You!!
TGIFReegards...Mudboy Slim
155 posted on Friday, November 22, 2002 10:21:08 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Limbaugh Lowered the Boom!!" (To be bellowed to the IrishFolkSong, "Clancy Lowered the Boom")
Yes, Mudboy was a peaceful man... As he stalked the Lib'ral Scene. The cops arrested the Peace-niks... After Mudboy whupped the Greens!! He never looked for trouble That's a fact you can assume, But never-the-less when Lib'rals would bi+c#... Mudboy lowered the boom!!
Chorus: Oh, that Limbaugh...Oh that Mudboy... Whenever RATS got Slim's Irish up, Mudboy bellowed a tune!
Slick Willie is a gutless man, Lib'rals thought Bill was tough, He strutted 'round the HarlemHood... A-shootin' off his pud!! Slick picked a fight with Mudboy, Then and there Slick sealed RATS' Doom... Before Left could shout "Slick Willie, look out!!" Mudboy lowered the boom!!
Chorus: All Hail JimRob...Go El Rushbo!! Whenever RATS got Right's Irish up, Limbaugh lowered the boom!!
"PUNK" McAuliffe wuz Prez'dent of Vice... To Misses Clancy's flat, He'd always linger for a while, To talk of this and that, One day he kissed her, Just as Clancy walked into the room, Before you could say the time of day, Clancy lowered the boom!
Chorus: YO, RATS, Fear MUD...Fear MUD's Justice!! Whenever Slick got Slim's Irish up, Mudboy lowered the boom!
BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD
128 posted on 12/18/2002, 2:19:31 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. "Blessed are those who mourn, for they shall be comforted. "Blessed are the gentle, for they shall inherit the earth. "Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they shall be satisfied. "Blessed are the merciful, for they shall receive mercy. "Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God. "Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God. "Blessed are those who have been persecuted for the sake of righteousness, For theirs is the kingdom of heaven. "Blessed are you when {people} insult you and persecute you, and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of Me. "Rejoice and be glad, for your reward in heaven is great; For in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you." (Matthew 5:3-12)
255 posted on 12/25/2002, 9:25:31 AM by sweetliberty
"Fight 'Gainst RATS' Lust4Power!!" (To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's version of "All Along the Watchtower")
"There must be some kind of way to Fight FEAR..." Said Rush Limbaugh to OUR Chief!! "There's too much corruption... Clinton Shall Not Go FRee!!! Bus'nessMen...'tis JusticeTime!! Plowmen...Sing MUD's Words!! MUD Shall Never Compromise... Nobody else here should!! No reason to git excited... The Left...RATS Shall Implode!! There are many RATS amongst us Who "feel" Pro-Life is but a Joke!! But you and I we've been through that... Gittin' JUSTICE is OUR Fate!! So let US stop talking falsely now RAT-Power's Gittin' Scant!!
Tyrants...RATS Lust Fer Power!! Leftists HATE the TRUTH!! While all the Lib'rals came to chant... BrainDead IDIOT FOOLS!! Outside in a cold cavern... Ol' Mudboy DOTH Growwwwwllllll... TruthWriters are approaching... As Ol' Slim Began To HOWL!!
Fight Against RATS' LustFerPower!!
Join US On The Watchtower!!
Fight Against BigGuv'mentPower!!
ROCK the RATS into SUBMISSION!!!
Mudboy Slim
1,069 posted on 1/22/2003, 12:06:51 PM by Mudboy Slim (Bill Clinton is THE RAPIST-IN-CHIEF of America!!!)