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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#8. To: war, Mudboy Slim (#0)
Can't we all just get along?
Mudbot normally craves attention and he's got it here on this thread. What gives?
I'm puzzled... Maybe a folk song? MuddButt and The Fleshy Gun [sung to Needle and the Damage Done] I caught Mudd suckin' off a fat male whore... He hit his kneesies when he found a man...
I've been using this screen name for almost a dozen years now. Although it doesn't seem to impress the hot chicks I've done alright for myself in that department when they meet me in person.
And I'm pretty sure I've known you fer the lion's share of that time...and I'm pretty sure yer the only Liberty'sFlame poster I've actually met in real life. That said, yer defense of the ObamaNation continues to baffle those of us who thought you supported Constitutional Governence...MUD
If you can find some evidence of that please post it. I predicted he'd win by watching the tea leaves.
You've been defending Obama fer months, and agreeing with those who are obviously Obamabots. When i usedta know you on FR and in DeeCee, you seemed to be in agreement that BigGuv'mentCorruption was a bad thing, but now you are cavorting with those who want to grow the Federal Leviathan even faster than Slick Willie and Dubyuh COMBINED!! I'm sorry if yer personal life has deteriorated to the point that you are now looking to Obama fer yer daily sustenance...MUD
Had you not been servicing Boy Blunder all those year's Nudge, you'd understand why we are in this mess. Obama didn't make it.
I never claimed that he did...RATS/RINOs have been working together to grow the Federal Leviathan at a dizzying pace ever since FDR. No, Obama didn't make this mess, but right now he is making this mess WORSE...MUD
Bullshit, Nudge. Yer history of denigrating democrats as the root of all evil and giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn reveals that to be a lie...
I am quite proud of my RAT-denigration strategies and tactics, war, but I also apply them to RINOs and all other defenders of an ever-expanding Federal Leviathan. However, regarding yer delusions about me "giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn", that's demonstrably false. I repeatedly attacked Bush on multiple Forums regarding his outta control spending and willingness to grow the Federal leviathan at an even greater pace than Slick Willie and the RATS!! What's always pissed off you RATS is the fact that I supported America's--and Dubyuh's- - efforts to Liberate Iraq...LOL!! But you know full well I fought Dubyuh on his proposed Amnesty fer ILLEGALS and I was against the Bush/Paulson bailouts in the Fall of 2008. See, war, the Truth is out there...and that's what really pisses you off becuz you are starting to realize that EVERYONE knows you to be the Obamabot RAT LIAR you are...the proof is there fer all to see!! MUD
Oh you should be Nudge...you're the Brownie of the internet just doing a hackuva, er, heckuva job!!! However, regarding yer delusions about me "giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn", that's demonstrably false. I repeatedly attacked Boy blunder on multiple Forums regarding his outta control spending and willingness to grow the Federal leviathan [sic] What is demonstrbly false is YOU believing that you did...name one spending initiative of Boy Blunder's that you opposed.... I'll wait...
Free Prescription Drugs/Medicare Expansion, fer one, and the Paulson Bailouts fer a second one...plus, I'm on-record saying we waaay over-spent on the Katrina fallout and that we should get rid of FEMA altogether. And one of the arrows I used in my quiver of "anti-BushAmnestyferILLEGALS" arguments was the cost issue, as wasteful welfare spending would obviously rise if we brought 12 Million ILLEGALS "out of the shadows"!! And you know this becuz yer squirrelly li'l punk-ass follows me around the net and reads my words...I know you do!! Yer charade has been exposed, war, we all know you are an Obamabot POSEUR...MUD
I see...you opposed it...you were just sick those days when it was discussed... and the What's the REAL reason you opposed them Nudge? A) To break the auto union and B) because you were afraid that it simply set the stage for Obama to spend more. And your "opposition" was at best tepid...
LOL...so if you didn't know me at the time, it doesn't exist?! Sheeesh...I was posting 24/7 at FR.com back when this debate was roiling...go back and look fer yerself!! I will tell you this, and I admitted it at the time...as much as I opposed Medicare Expansion at the time, Bush would NOT have won Florida if he didn't have a "FREE DRUGS FER SENIORS" plan in place fer the 2000 elections. So, as much as I was right on principle, politically, my stance probably wouldda resulted in a Gore Presidency...MUD
I did. I stand by my statement.
YOU LIE!! I stand by MY statment...MUD
It's pretty obvious between the two of us who has the biggest issue with the truth. Your characterization of your FR banning alone stands in testimony to that.
"Packrat's got yer number, war!!" LOL...see, war, I told you everybody knows yer a poseur and a RAT-TROLL disruptor. So Sayeth the Word of...MUD
If packass the perv wants to discuss his lies and his phonebook he is more than welcome to register here to do so. I don't do cross board wars, Nudge. It's rude to the hosts.
Heh heh heh...YOU LIE!!
What you believe that word to mean...it doesn't... I don't do cross board wars. Never have...never will...I know that you FR obssessed can't let go of the place and have to post FR threads on other boards. That "need" doesn't extend to us normal people.
BWAHAHAHAHA!! Once again...YOU LIE!! Nobody believes yer KRAP anymore, dude...you oughtta exchange that screen name fer one not nearly as sullied and disgraced...MUD
Checking watch...tapping foot...[YAWN] [STRETCH] [YAWN]
(laughing) He doesn't have time for you right now, he's out in the real world, pussy.
"He doesn't have time for you right now..." Awww, shucks, Badeye, I always got time fer my favorite example of a RAT- TROLL...LOL!! "...he's out in the real world, pussy." Not all is as it seems, my friend...I am like smoke...heh heh heh. BTW...who ya pulling fer in the playoff games today? I want the 'Aints and the Vikes to win...I always enjoy watching the Plowboyz git whupped.
Pretty much went the way I thought it would (NFL playoffs) with the exception of the Jets upsetting the Chargers. Wouldn't surprise me if they beat the Colts, Mannings micromanaging almost cost them against the Ravens. Saints v Vikings - comes down to if the Saints offensive line can handle the Vikings front four. If they do, Saints win. If they don't, Vikings in the Superbowl.
Uh oh, sweetjustus posted "...Badeye is a light weight." on LP.org. Then again, maybe I took it outta context...LOL!!
(laughing) The fact they are still talking about me four years later says all that needs to be said, Mud.
Here's the whole line, from the link: From some of those I've seen around here Badeye was a light weight. Whoever it was found an old thread from 2006 that you'd posted on. So you see they aren't still talking about you at all. Sorry about that, I know how disappointing it must be. MUD cut the quote off as his way of jerking you off. That's what he does to those who will pay attention to him and treat him like he's not a retard. Which you do because he jerks you off. It's a whole circular thingy you guys do. Have you ever heard of girls? And real-life people? It's a whole cool thing that's out there. You'll notice it, perhaps, if you ever stop building your fake life on these forums. Good luck, jerk off.
Thanks, Penis-Breath...sure is interesting how you and war seem to git sooo excited talking about men "jerking off" other men and other "man boinks man" scenarios. Seems to me y'all protesteth too much...LOL!! Enjoy yer irrelevancy...it's becoming increasingly amusing...MUD
Point out the post in which I discussed "jerking off", Nudge. Still waiting for your e.g. for [your lie about] me engaging in cross board flame wars...
You did it at Free Republic, then again at freedum4em. and at the old pipebombnews website in relation to your banning from Lcom. Too easy for those of us that know you, kookie.
Zackley...war LIES constantly!! And everybody he knows who ain't totally STOOOPID knows it...MUD
I'm still laughing at his assertion regarding our late friend 'magic' Mud. He apparently doesn't know magic left LP because of HIM. Nor does he know just how disgust he was reading how war tried to use him in that forum, and is trying it again here, after magic's passing. The Fraud is a disgusting human being.
Further irony is that when this hero did pass, i specifically mentioned on TOS that I felt badly for you as you had lost a good friend. Now look at you dancing on his grave here. What in the fuck was I thinking?
I often wonder that.
Wonderboy...good name for you...try that one next, puddin'...
BTTT
Seriously, Fred, how does war's asshole taste?! It's obvious that you know quite well...MUD
The Rolling Stones' "Let It Bleed" Album... 1. "Gimmie Yer Ears!!" Heh heh heh...MUD
"My FRiends!!" My FRiends, I'm quite impressed... Hanoi John's got it rough... I love all of you... My FRiends are FReedom-blessed... I love all of you... Imagine...dream...export Liberty!! I love all of you... Mudboy Slim Three years ago today, I posted the first Black thread, exactly one week after the Twin Towers and the Pentagon were ruthlessly attacked on 9/11/01!! Since that time, we have chronicled America's War on Terrorism, witnessing our winning two wars and liberating tens of millions of Afghans and Iraqis from despotic rule. Still, the War is far from over...the next step is defeating Hanoi John Kerry and the gutless girleymen who now dominate the DemonRAT Party!! While 100% supportive of George W. Bush's performance as Commander-in-Chief, I've been far less enthralled by Dubyuh's outta control domestic spending binge, leading me to look into supporting either the Constitution or Libertarian candidate fer POTUS. While it's still a 3-person race fer my vote, I will say that the DemonRATS' horrific mud-slingin' and LIES has begun to tilt the playing field in the direction of supporting Dubyuh...all I want to see now is a little more acknowledgement that his Administration's first-term spending binge was a mistake and he'll get it under control in the second term!! That's certainly not too much to ask, is it?! FReegards...MUD 1 posted on 9/18/2004, 11:35:05 PM by Mudboy Slim
"ClintonLovers!!" ClintonLovers, why won't you come to yer senses?! Why d'ya love the Queen called $hildaBeest?! Des'prate Lib'rals...Left, you ain't gettin' mo' Power, Won't you FReep with US in the winter time?! Des'prat Lib'rals, why won't you come to your senses FReegards...MUD 141 posted on 11/21/2002 2:40 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
Mud, are you at the "I'm ready for my close-up now, Mr. DeVille" stage of your career?
Two Libs strolled in from the South...one rainy Autumn night... Their souls were Void and Black...they FED on Voter's FEARS!! Now them Lib'rals they were Chi-Com Whores...National Security they attacked!! Now Ol' Mudboy was a FReeper...whose known Slick's a DISGRACE!! Lord's high above...got MUD below... Slick Willie, he's the bold one...MUD inquired about his "quirks"... Well, these DemonRATS they wuz IGNORANT...they didn't know who Mudboy wuz... Slick Willie ABUSED the I.R.S. ...Bill's tryin' to take OUR Guns... Well, T-Mac's Trial commenced and folks did sing...Bill's denials were a JOKE!! Now that ol' Times-Dispatch headline...hangs framed on Mudboy's Wall... Blue skies above...clear stream below... MUD (9/25/00) FReepers...it's time to Make Yer Stand!! Please join your fellow Patriots in Washington, DeeCee on the ??? of October 2002!! FReepersUp...MUD 1 Posted on 09/25/2000 09:43:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim Damn the TORPEDOES...FULL SPEED AHEAD...MUD
U do the MATH...MUD haPPy BirthDay! Let's see, not old enough to be senile... Hmmm... those mushrooms you've been putting on your salad -- are they known as "Libertycaps"? Did you pick them off the top of a cow patty? Might explain a few things...
Fwiw...MUDZ plenty old enuff 2 B senile...i simpLEE vociferousLEE DENY the NON-inSINuatION...😎
Maybe not meshuggener The brown plasma is your tool
"Right's Battle Against Left's WHORE'd!!" The King of Lyin' smugly bows... Has the Right lost its mind?! Hey...RATS gotta wonder... Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG... At last, Reagan'll be smilin'... Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT... Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now... Mudboy Slim 26 October 2002...DeeCee Rally For Liberty and America's Troops...Washington, DC (Washington Monument)... FReegards...MUD 1 Posted on 09/01/2000 08:44:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Anti- Clinton!!) So, there I was driving east thru Charlottesville the other day, scratchin' my beard and wondering FReegards...MUD 8 posted on 10/17/2002, 12:39:11 AM by Mudboy Slim
Pookie's TOONS rock...MUD
Shall we roll it JimRob? Hey, hey Lib'rals...what's the matter here?! Hey, hey Networks...why you treat Right mean? Oh yeah, Let's ROLL!! Ya didn't have to tell me that ya love Slick so, Oh yeah-yo. Now my baby, now you didn't have to crucify me like you did, Ooh yeah~yeah. Ooh yeah. Next, MUDZ comin' 4 U, Bubba!! BTW... Heh heh heh...MUD 209 posted on 10/30/2002, 1:07:48 AM by Mudboy Slim
All Right!! Now dig this, Karen... Left don't care for me, MUD don't a-care about that... (Take a stand 'gainst LeftWing Liars!!) Listen here, Willie...and stop actin' so sleazy!! You say Justice ain't home, it ain't yer concern... Msssst, yeah Ow! Ahh, move over, Limbaugh, and let Mudboy take over... (The BigMan justa wailin' on his Les Paul....) That's what MUDZ talkin' 'bout!! Owwww!! Ow!! Yeah...We gotta git JUSTICE, Nation!! Mudboy Slim 253 posted on 11/3/2002, 5:22:09 AM by Mudboy Slim
Regards...MUD
ClintonCrimes fire up my peers, RATS're Vile & flighty scamps!! Ah, but I was so much bolder then, Right-whacked pro-Justice, I leap't forth, "RE-IMPEACH Slick!!" MUD screamed!! Ah, the World was so much colder then, Slick's faces fueled my Righteous Wrath, from Clinton's Tyranny!! Ah, but I was so much older then, A self-ordained professor's tongue, too serious to fool Ah, but I was so much bolder then, In a soldier's stance, I aimed my words, at the Medyuh Whore'd who preached Ah, but I was so much wilder then, Yes, my guard stood hard when abstract threats too noble to neglect Ah, but MUD was so much older then, Work in progress...MUD (11/14/2002)
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#9. To: Happy Quanzaa, Mudboy Slim (#8)
#10. To: Fred Mertz (#9)
He loves it baby can he have some more...
ooo...oooo the Fleshy Gun...
He bent right over ta git it in the can
Oooo...ooo...the fleshy gun...
#11. To: Mudboy Slim (#10)
And why's that, Freddie? Is it becuz yer finally getting tired of defending the indefensible and are committing ScreenNameHariKari?
#22. To: Fred Mertz (#11)
"I've been using this screen name for almost a dozen years now."
#25. To: Mudboy Slim (#22)
...yer defense of the ObamaNation...
#31. To: Fred Mertz (#25)
#32. To: Mudboy Slim (#31)
I'm sorry if yer personal life has deteriorated to the point that you are now looking to Obama fer yer daily sustenance...MUD
#40. To: war (#32)
"...understand why we are in this mess. Obama didn't make it."
#45. To: Mudboy Slim (#40)
I never claimed that he did...
#83. To: war (#45)
(Edited)
"Yer history of denigrating democrats as the root of all evil and giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn reveals that to be a lie..."
#84. To: Mudboy Slim (#83)
I am quite proud of my RAT-denigration strategies and tactics, war,
#88. To: war (#84)
"name one spending initiative of Boy Blunder's that you opposed..."
#90. To: Mudboy Slim (#88)
Free Prescription Drugs/Medicare Expansion
Paulson Boy Blunder Bailouts fer a second one...
#93. To: war (#90)
(Edited)
"I see...you opposed [Bush's Free Prescriptions fer Seniors Plan]...you were just sick those days when it was discussed..."
#94. To: Mudboy Slim (#93)
I was posting 24/7 at FR.com back when this debate was roiling...go back and look fer yerself!!
#96. To: war (#94)
"I did. I stand by my statement."
#98. To: Mudboy Slim (#96)
YOU LIE!!
#103. To: war, packrat1145, Badeye (#98)
#106. To: Mudboy Slim (#103)
#112. To: war (#106)
"I don't do cross board wars..."
#115. To: Mudboy Slim (#112)
(Edited)
Heh heh heh...YOU LIE!!
#129. To: war (#115)
"I don't do cross board wars. Never have...never will..."
#132. To: Mudboy Slim (#129)
Feel free to show where I have ever engaged in a cross board war, Nudge.
#133. To: war (#132)
#153. To: Badeye, war (#133)
#157. To: Mudboy Slim (#153)
#160. To: Badeye (#157)
#161. To: Mudboy Slim (#160)
#164. To: Badeye, Mudboy Slim (#161)
#171. To: Biff Tannen, war (#164)
(Edited)
"Good luck, jerk off."
#172. To: Mudboy Slim (#171)
#178. To: war (#172)
#184. To: Badeye, war (#178)
"Too easy for those of us that know you, kookie."
#188. To: Mudboy Slim (#184)
#190. To: Badeye (#188)
#191. To: war (#190)
What in the fuck was I thinking?
#192. To: padlock (#191)
#193. To: war (#192)
#206. To: Fred Mertz (#193)
"BTTT"
#219. To: A K A Stone (#206)
2. "MUD's Harangue!!"
3. "Honky-Raised Lib'ral!!"
4. "Sing With Me!!"
5. "Let US Be!!"
6. "FarRight Rallies!!"
7. "You Got The Power!!"
8. "Funky Dan!!"
9. "RATS Shan't Always Git What They Want!!"
#2519. To: goldilucky, A K A Stone, hondo68, Landru, Funky Dan, Jethro Tull, Clintons a Liar, kristinn, BufordP, Angelwood (#219)
(Edited)
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")
Yer zeal's unquestioned!!
FReepin' excellence...
Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!!
Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!
Left's gettin' desperate!!
Willie's Prison-bound...
MUD wants...to give Slick many years...
Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!
Who're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Let's FReep the World!!
Ignore the LeftWing Press...
They forge...TRUTH, RATS wanna suppress!!
Left must confess!!
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Bein' FRee is "peace"!!
I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls...
'Cuz Left is DEAD!!
Each tyrant's bound to fall...
Muslims...yer trust is what we want...
As FRiends, we'll live!!
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Life's hard...Demand the Truth!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
#2703. To: Fracas, sneakypete, Clinton's a liar, coteblanche, Anthem, Rush Limbaugh, M. Thatcher (#2519)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Desperado")
You been defendin' Willie fer so long now...
Yea, Slick's Vile Scum...Right knows Clinton Committed Treason!!
The RATS have been scarin' you...please help Fight Left's Power!!
She'll eat you if yer female!!
You know the LEAST Guv'ment is always our best bet...
Now it seems to me Dem Programs have been paid more than $6 Trillion!!
But Left always wants the stuff they can't get!!
Yer "pain" and yer c'ruption, they're drivin' 'way VOTES!!
And FReedom, (yeah, FReedom!!)...well, that's US Good FReepers talkin'...
Left's prison is walkin' through this World as Slick's Drones!!
The Truth Shall Flow 'cuz we know we're Right!!
Guitars shall lead the Right side from the fray!!
Yer losin' all yer fights, you Dolts!!
Ain't it funny how US FReepers lead the way?!
Come down from yer towers, open yer brains!!
RATS may be Losers, but there's a New World before you...
You better let the FReepers love you,
You better let Rush Limbaugh teach you before it's too late!!
#2835. To: Mudboy Slim (#2703)
#2841. To: Anthem, Liberator, goldilucky, Cyber-Band, dead, FallGuy, Clarity (#2835)
(To be sung to Tom Russell's "The Sky Above and the Mud Below")
The sky above...and the mud below...
They walked into Ol' Mudboy's Bar...they were DemonRATS by site...
Big Guy's above...but there's MUD below...
They flashed their Guv'ment Credit Card...
"You'll pay, Slim!!" Slick Willie charged!
Ol' Mudboy slams their liquor down...
Dem Lib'rals start to drinkin'...
The Sky above...and Ol' MUD below...
Two Lib'rals oh-so-Powerful...rumor wuz them boyz were queer...
Their LIES disturbed Good Ol' Mudboy so!!
Then JimRob FReeped in, "That beats all...
Slick's "WANTED" poster's on Slim's wall...
Bill Clinton and McAuliffe...
TRAITORS from the White House!!"
They're LYIN' SCUM!! Tell 'em MUD said so!!
They prance amongst their Medyuh Bores..."Gravitas" them Leftists lack...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below!!
At Mount Carmel near WacoTown...thuggish Slick BLITZKRIEGED that Compound...
Two dozen children's deathly howls...
One FACT...the Left's avoided!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...tell'im MUD said so!!
He owned that Bar and a memory...Medyuh Whore'd could not erase!!
Lord's high above...got Ol' MUD below!!
Yeah, Mudboy he could FReep in verse...
The Culture War Right SHALL reverse...
MUD's a Patriot, folks, the Left he'd CURSE...
One man you did not anger!!!
Remove Slick's stain...RE-IMPEACH the 'HO!!
Two Lib'rals who did not know...
How much Slim loves this Nation!!
"You'll fry," said Bill, "'cuz I run this show!!"
T-Mac said, "Mudboy, we RAPE Sheeple...'cuz they're helpless twirps...
We're LYIN' SCUM...but OUR Base don't know!!
Slim, $18 Million I did snake...
From Global Crossings' clueless skanks!!
Boy, read the polls, Ol' Dubyuh's tanked...
Big Guv'ment's on a roll!!!"
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below.
That FReeper's face grew darker...folks, MUD measured every word...
The sky above...and the mud below...
"You Commie-Pinko sons of bitches...
Feel my wrath, you TREAS'NOUS Wretches...
RESIGN NOW...LEAVE DEECEE QUICK!!!
Yer Free Days are a dwindlin'!!!"
Slick's spies were called....they attacked Dubyuh!!
Too late 'cuz MUD had a groooovy sound...and a flamin' writin' pen...
Lord's high above...we got MUD below!!
Slick called his Leftist Minions near...
MUD's just grinnin' EAR-TO-EAR!!! )=^D>
Said, "Court's in Session...hear ye, hear...
You're all done Presidin'!!!"
You LIE with pigs...you forfeit yer soul!!
MUD said, "We'll cut Big Guv'ment, boys...we'll cut taxes fer ALL good folks!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...and the Left MUST know!!
The Constitution it says somewhere...Crimes are Crimes...Justice Don't Care...
Covet not thy Neighbor's Share...
That's why we fought the Revolution!!"
"Clinton DETHRONED...Lib'rals DESTROYED at Polls!!"
Next to MUD's "Reagan Portrait"...Dutch points Rightward from a horse...
Blue skies above...sure do miss him so.
Folks, Dem twisted Lib'rals must be whacked...
Our Country's SOUL, Left has attacked...
Slick's TYRANNY Right SHALL retract...
Bill shouldda stuck to Guv'nin'!!
The Lib'rals' reign...is damnear o'er!!
The Clinton Curse has been DETHRONED!!
We celebrate Truth's New Mornin'!!!
It promises to be a day none of us will ever forget!!
(Sic Semper Tyrannis)
#2842. To: All (#2841)
U do the MATH...MUD
#2847. To: Mudboy Slim (#2842)
#2854. To: Anthem (#2847)
#2855. To: Mudboy Slim (#2854)
(Edited)
nor be you anytime soon.
Yet even the ancient mariner
got called a "grey-beard loon"!
for politicos and such
In fun I insinuate, "fool",
my meaning, "not so much."
#2932. To: Anthem, heavyd, CHIEF negotiator, Angelique, BufordP, ELS, Clinton's a Liar, Sauropod, holdonnow, M. Thatcher, Landru (#2855)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")
"Respect the EX-Prez," we're told...
"Protests shall cease...Bill's all gone now...
Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"
DETHRONE LEFT'S WHORE!!
Lib'rals kill with great delight...
The Right must fight this War...
Folks, throw down the gauntlet now...
Rest not 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!
Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight...
Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...
How far protectin' Slick they'll go!
Ain't waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans...
To stand up and Re-Impeach Left's 'HO!!
The Wisdom of the Forefathers told...
"Preserve Equal Justice!!"
Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care...
'Tween knave or President...No nooooo!!
This Country is worth the fight...
Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!!
Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black...
The Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh...
Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight...
Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!!
This World is filled with Good and Bad...
How shall OUR children know?!
Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...
Bold FReepers taught me so...
Fine time fer an UPrise...
RE-IMPEACH THE CHI-COMz 'HO!!
The Pain of War cannot exceed...
Waco's burnt stench of Death!!
Our drums shall shake the Capitol halls...
Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!!
Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on...
VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!!
No need for Fear...we'll set things Right...
Our Might'll transform the World!!
Dance with the FReepin' Right...
Sing 'til the mornin' lights!!
History looms...be Strong and Bold...
We'll bring True Justice back!!
Bring it back...
At Guv'ment small and nice.
We'll have caged The Butcher of Christians...
Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!!
Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...
Bring it back...INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!!
Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it........
Be there if you still think this Country's worth Fightin' 4!!!
How the heck the Right's gonna win the Culture War against the Vile, anti- American Leftist RAT Whore'd...
When--all-of-a-sudden--it struck me like a bolt of lightnin'....
"Led Zeppelin IV...aka Zoso!!"
#2933. To: All U RAT-minionz (#2932)
#2934. To: MasonGal, VeritatisSplendor, bmwcyle, keep U.S. Sovereign, Mercuria, M Kehoe, sam I am (#2933)
(To be sung to Led Zepellin's "Black Country Woman")
We're rolling on ah...[Number one.] One? Ah one again.
A-hah. I'm tryin'a get this aeroplane off.
Nah, leave it. Yeah.
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you act so k'WEIRD?!!
Ya didn't have to tell US that ya love Slick so...
Right's gonna haveta whupya, Commies...Let US ROLL!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what'chu really FEAR?!!
Ya didn't have to be such a National Disgrace...
Ya didn't have to make me put my fist in yer face.
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why ya act so queer?!
Folks, it's all Right...We're Voting 'Gainst Left's Fears!!
Oh, oh Med'yuh, why won't you come clean?! Oh yeah. Ah yeah.
Ya didn't have to slaughter children like you did...
Ya didn't have to tell me "MUD, yer just a kid."
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why'd ya treat Right mean?!
Ya didn't have to say you'd support FELONS with Pride...
Ya didn't have to tell Slick Left Approves ArkanCide!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you treat chicks mean?!
Folks, that's all Right, I'll know young Chelsea, too!!
Ya didn't have to leave US, Lib'rals...yer Slick's HO's!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?!
Ya didn't have to make yerselves a National Disgrace...
Ya didn't have to make MUD put his fist in yer face!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?!
Ahh but that's alright, I'd be the same way too.
Roll Man! ROLL!!
Ya didn't have to tell me I was just your kid.
Hey, hey mama, what's the matter here?
Ya didn't have to tell me you would be my own,
We shouldn't have to deal with babies...Let US ROLL!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?
FReepers'll Fight...we'll whup HildaBeast, too.
Ooh yeah~yeah.
Ooh yeah~yeah. Ooh yeah.
Oh!
< Whistle! >
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
#2936. To: KLT, Karen, Kstreet, RATmasters, RATminions, RAT_Liars, BarryO, Slick Willie, Shill d'BEEST!! (#2934)
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's "Fire")
'Cuz RATS are fools, ha, I like to laugh at!!
I have only one burning desire, Let's INDICT the Leftist Liars!!
Hey!! Make yer stand...Vote 'gainst DemLiars!!
(RE-Impeach Left's Slickest Liar!!)
Whoa, take a stand, Nation!!
(Take a stand and join MUD's choir!!) Help me stand...
(Help MUD stand 'gainst Medyuh Liars!!) Yeah, baby...
Just a-sing with me and Ol' Slick Shall Burn!!
I have only one itchin' desire, RE-Impeach Left's Shameless Liar!!
(Make yer stand 'gainst DemRAT Liars) Help me stand, Nation!!
(Let's Indict Left's feckless liars) Join the Band...
(Let's Convict next to your fire) Oh, save our land...
(RE-Impeach Left's Slickest Liar)
Yeah, Rush knows what I'm talkin' about...
Yeah, get on with it, Dubyuh!!
Oww!! Yeah...
Now dig this; Ha! Y'all listen, Nation...
Slick tried to give MUD blood money, you better save it, Bill...
Save it for yer legal bills!!
I have only one burnin' desire, help MUD stand 'gainst LeftWingLiars, ha!!
(Let's INDICT Left's feckless Liars) Uh, make yer stand
(RE-Impeach RATS' Slickest Liar) Oh, join MUD's Band, Nation!!
(Let's Convict Slick to the pyre) Right ain't gonna do you no harm...
(Imprisonin' Slick's MUD's Main Desire!!)
Truth is gonna hurt ya, Willie...
Ah, MUD ain't talkin' 'bout yer ol' lady...
Ow Ah, yes, this is Mudboy talkin' at YOU...
Yeah, Willie...YOU!!!
#2937. To: BloodyFace Mika, Mournin' JoeMama (#2936)
#2938. To: All (#2937)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "My Back Pages")
Doused in bile from Network Ho's, using Rush-tapes as MUD's maps...
"We'll meet on edges, soon," said I, proud 'neath heated brow.
I'm wiser than that now.
Lies that life is black and white, spoke from my skull. I dreamed
Romantic facts of musketeers, foundationed deep, somehow
I'm younger than that now.
MUD's memorizing politics...and ancient history
Flung down by corpse evangelists, unthought of, though, somehow.
I'm younger than that now.
Spouted out that liberty, is just equality in school
"Equality?" I spoke Left's word, as if a brainless sow.
I'm wiser than that now.
Fearing not that I'd become my enemy, 'cuz it's the Truth that I teach
My pathway led by confusion boats, mutiny from stern to bow
I'm milder than that now.
Deceived me into thinking, I had something to protect
Good and bad, I define these terms, quite clear, no doubt, somehow.
MUD's younger than that now.
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