Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1419446 Comments:3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
"Packed in Back" (Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black")
Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re- writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme.
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!
Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way!
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!
Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!"
"BTW..." (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "By The Way")
Standin' fer Right...gives US a virtuous might... And Right shall fight on...Let US Roll!! By the way, we proudly pray... Reject Fear...RATS're whores!! Hanoi Hero...we're singin' songs fer Truth... We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...Liberty!!
Way Right...we're marked... Limbaugh...root cause!!
Impeached Slick...Senate failed its reason... We'll convict...we'll FReep 'til Slick's career's done!! John ain't Slick...he LIES, claims he's a hero... Kerry's sick..."Defeat JohnK!!", that's our hope!!
Dubyuh...mudrats... World stage...Nags Head!!
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... And Right shall fight on...Right's got soul!! By the way, Left died today... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
Black thread...hope's thick... Song shop...git Slick!!
FReedom's Right...our future is a bold one... Win the fight...folks, Michael Moore is pond-scum!! Righteous Right...you know Dutch Reagan's goals won!! Lib'rals whine...fer Power 'cuz they got none!!
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... Far Right shall fight on...Limbaugh knows!! By the way, RATS LIE and Rape... Left needs Fear...Tyrant Whore'd!! Dandy Lib'rals...Right's singin' songs fer FRee... We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...bless our souls!! By the way, I'm proud we pray... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
(chant)
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... RightWing shall fight on...Dubyuh knows!! By the way, Left's Tyranny...is waning...Culture War!! Saddam's a girl...she's writin' poems 'bout trees... We sing, "Sic Semper...Tyrannus!!" By the way, we're proud we pray... To one God...sacred world!! Standin' fer Right...grants US virtuous might... FReepers shall fight on...Mudboy knows!! By the way, we proudly pray... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
"Shan't Git Fooled Again" (To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")
We'll enlighten all we meet... For our children, we shall FReep... Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!! 'Tis Clinton who spurs us on... Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong... Media LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!
We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution... Devolve Power...The Great Devolution... Laugh and sing and take Slick Willie down!! Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'... Gotta do more than pray!! Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing... "We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!
We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride... Ain't gonna listen to Left's Med'yuh jive!! We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!! Folks, you know that the Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!
(Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp...LOL!!)
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
FReepers, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet... Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by the by!! And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means momentum for the Right... Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!
Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution... Reject Lib'rals' Socialist solutions!! Smile and grin at the change all around...=^D!! Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday... Folks, we'll take to streets and scream... FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!
Meet the new boss...his name is Don TRUMP!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...Anybody know how to play this on the synthesizer?! I'm practicin' my Roger Daultrey...
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 10/13/2000 01:23:41 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Clinton Legacy SHALL BE the Destruction of the DemocRATic Party!!)
#2927. To: Landru, Cyber-Band, Rush Limbaugh (#2897)
"I'm Gonna Be Rush Limbaugh!!" (To be sung to Travis Tritt's "I'm Gonna Be Somebody")
Mudboy played his guitar 'gainst Slick's LeftWing Sacred Cows... Folks, it's hard for a PoorBoy to find the Money!! MUD Loved Persperation, he had Pure Heart and Soul. Mudboy knew he was born to sing!!!
Sheeple said, "Get a Real Job...Support Yer Family... 'Cuz there's No Future in them songs yer singin'!!!" Ol' MUD never said a word, that FReeper just kept goin'... Late at Night, Deaf Could Hear MUD sing!!! MUD said...
(FReeperGal CHORUS) I'm gonna be somebody!!! One of these days...Right's gonna break Left's Chains!!! I'm gonna be like Ronnie...someday!!! You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will!!
The Road Was a Struggle, took him six years to the top... But now MUD's Number One on Eee-Eye-Bee Radio... Still can't believe how FReepers come from miles around... When it seemed like only yesterday...MUD was sayin'...
"I wanna be Rush Limbaugh!!! One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!! I'm gonna be like Dubyuh...someday!!! You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"
Mudboy played Right's HO'Down, one full moon July night... MUD saw his boy out in the front row...singin'... It's MUD's pride'n'joy--JakeyBoy--with same Ol' Hungry Eyes... Looked up at Daddy and sang...
"I'm gonna be like Daddy!!! One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!! I'm gonna be Rush Limbaugh...someday!!! You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"
You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will.
Dedicatin' this one to my Ol' Man...MUD
290 posted on 11/20/01 10:33 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
#2929. To: goldilucky, hondo68, redleghunter (#2928)
"New Morning...New Day!!" (To be sung to Foreigner's "Blue Morning, Blue Day")
RATZ in the street, faces enmasked...more Statists causing BLIGHT!! Claim they AIN'T fascists, but Left's brain cells R DEAD!! Folks, Left's "men" R scair't 2 fight!! Right knows Left LOVES Marxists' socialist ways... But DeepState we all LOATHE together!! Med'yuh keeps squawkin'...RATZ can't heed what MUD sings... Lights ON!! Dem roaches just SCATTER!!
Good morning...New Day!! Time U'all try things "R" way!! New morning...can't you see?! How DemRATZ HATE yer Liberty!!
MUDZ always listened to all points of view... Guv'ment we've tried to mend. And MUDZ always been a patient man... But MY patience has reached its end!! RATZ sell U.S> greivances...MUD ain't gonna buy!! RATS swear DeeCee does it better... Well, Lib'rals, Homey ain't home...Limbaugh's Legions have GROWN!! Gotta Prez'deent HOO ain't a bed-wetter!!
Good morning...New Day!! Time U'all try things "R" way!! New morning...can't you see?! How DemRATZ HATE yer Liberty!!
(BigMan on guitar lead...)
Good morning...New Day!! Time U'all try things "R" way!! New morning...can't you see?! How DemRATZ HATE yer Liberty!!
Good morning...New Day!! Time U'all try things "R" way!! New morning...can't you see?! How DemRATZ HATE yer Liberty!!