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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#2. To: war (#0)
"Packed in Back" Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re- writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme. Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow! Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way! Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!"
U R packed in back A LOT, ain'tCHA, Ethyl?! War still yer BUTTbuddy, buddy?! Lol@U...MUD
The party of Mud Packers, GOP
"BTW..." Standin' fer Right...gives US a virtuous might... Way Right...we're marked... Impeached Slick...Senate failed its reason... Dubyuh...mudrats... Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... Black thread...hope's thick... FReedom's Right...our future is a bold one... Strong words...steel spine... Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... (chant) Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004)
"Shan't Git Fooled Again" We'll enlighten all we meet... We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution... We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride... (Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp...LOL!!) YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! FReepers, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet... Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution... Meet the new boss...his name is Don TRUMP!! Mudboy Slim BTW...Anybody know how to play this on the synthesizer?! I'm practicin' my Roger Daultrey... FReegards...MUD 1 Posted on 10/13/2000 01:23:41 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Howdy, my fellow southerners...these R.E.M. dudes are good ol' Georgia Boys from Athens: "Right's Winning" Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of The Right!! We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago... Right's winning...the Truth shall come to light!! Slick, watch my dreams come true!! Bill, your crimes condemn you...Slick, we will soon judge... (Reprise) Ignore the Left's protests...They love Slick 'cuz RATS love Liars! Come join our Righteous Fight!! FReegards...MUD 22 posted on Wednesday, January 16, 2002 1:54:05 PM by Mudboy Slim
He was from Kansas...in FlyOver Country... He went to college, then joined the Navy... Went to war with the Navy...while Sue loved his babies... (Mudboy on harp...) Now he lives near the beach, man...golfs on the weekends... He is from Kansas...where Honor still matters... Mudboy Slim 1 Posted on 06/19/2000 01:57:34 PDT by Mudboy Slim
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(Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black")
#2635. To: Fred Mertz (#2)
#2636. To: Mudboy Slim, Fred Mertz, party of Lindsey Graham, Ruby Giuliani, Dona Trump, Drama Queens (#2635)
#2760. To: hondo68, A K A Stone, goldilucky, liberator, AuntB, GrandmaC, UncleKenny, Landru, AdSimp (#2636)
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "By The Way")
And Right shall fight on...Let US Roll!!
By the way, we proudly pray...
Reject Fear...RATS're whores!!
Hanoi Hero...we're singin' songs fer Truth...
We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...Liberty!!
Limbaugh...root cause!!
We'll convict...we'll FReep 'til Slick's career's done!!
John ain't Slick...he LIES, claims he's a hero...
Kerry's sick..."Defeat JohnK!!", that's our hope!!
World stage...Nags Head!!
And Right shall fight on...Right's got soul!!
By the way, Left died today...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
Song shop...git Slick!!
Win the fight...folks, Michael Moore is pond-scum!!
Righteous Right...you know Dutch Reagan's goals won!!
Lib'rals whine...fer Power 'cuz they got none!!
Brash acts...stand strong!!
Far Right shall fight on...Limbaugh knows!!
By the way, RATS LIE and Rape...
Left needs Fear...Tyrant Whore'd!!
Dandy Lib'rals...Right's singin' songs fer FRee...
We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...bless our souls!!
By the way, I'm proud we pray...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
RightWing shall fight on...Dubyuh knows!!
By the way, Left's Tyranny...is waning...Culture War!!
Saddam's a girl...she's writin' poems 'bout trees...
We sing, "Sic Semper...Tyrannus!!"
By the way, we're proud we pray...
To one God...sacred world!!
Standin' fer Right...grants US virtuous might...
FReepers shall fight on...Mudboy knows!!
By the way, we proudly pray...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
#2897. To: All (#2760)
(To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")
For our children, we shall FReep...
Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!!
'Tis Clinton who spurs us on...
Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong...
Media LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!
Devolve Power...The Great Devolution...
Laugh and sing and take Slick Willie down!!
Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'...
Gotta do more than pray!!
Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing...
"We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!
Ain't gonna listen to Left's Med'yuh jive!!
We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!!
Folks, you know that the Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!
Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by the by!!
And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means momentum for the Right...
Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!
Reject Lib'rals' Socialist solutions!!
Smile and grin at the change all around...=^D!!
Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday...
Folks, we'll take to streets and scream...
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!
(The Clinton Legacy SHALL BE the Destruction of the DemocRATic Party!!)
#2912. To: All U'all out THERE!!...plus stand watie, backhoe, yankhater (#2897)
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")
Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze.
Clinton, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a Curse!
Nation needs The Right to lead her...We'll DETHRONE Willie first...
That's our solemn pledge! Slick's Goons Shall FEAR Our Might!!
Must make sure all the Sheeple understand.
We shan't let Traitors go...Bill Clinton must be caught!
We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked!
Bill's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!!
Right's winning...remember as we fight...
November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!
Re-Impeached by Congress...Convicted of Treason!!
Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's Winning!!
Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughing quietly...
MUD predicted this...Right's winning!!
Right's Winning!! Come join the Noble Right...
#2919. To: Cyber-Band, Landru, Snow Bunny, Sultan88, FallGuy, PhiKapMom, ANavyVet, M. Thatcher, OkieGrit (#2912)
(To be sung to Jimmy Buffet's "He Went to Paris")
Where Dorothy chased her rainbow.
He was impressive...the Senior Class President...
In Dover town he did grow.
Slopped hogs, fed chickens...just full of the dickens...
"What a fine boy," folks would say.
'Cuz he was a winner, his life just beginnin'...
And eighteen blessed years slipped away.
And married a teacher named Sue.
They had a fine life...she was a good wife...
And bore him four sons...what a crew!!
That man coached some football...and he camped with Weeb'los...
While defending his Country each day!
'Cuz he was a patriot...promoted to Captain...
An aircraft carrier he did sail!!
Traded audiotapes ev'ry week.
'Cuz he knew what mattered, the Olde World was shatterin'...
And Socialists SLAUGHTER the meek!!
While the bombs were a'fallin', he was recallin'...
His kin and his li'l town.
And he fought fer his Nation, secured the oceans...
Returned to Norfolk and cheerin' crowds.
And starts cheerin' his Redskins each May.
Tracin' his kin's roots, buyin' up Richmond,
With his many grandkids he'd play.
Through sixty-odd years of perpetual motion...
Ask this sailor and he'll smile and he'll say,
"Son, my life's been magic...not much has been tragic...
And I look forward to every day!!"
And Dorothy found her rainbow!!
(Good parents are the Real Heroes!!)
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