Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1419811 Comments:3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
"Packed in Back" (Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black")
Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re- writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme.
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!
Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way!
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!
Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!"
"BTW..." (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "By The Way")
Standin' fer Right...gives US a virtuous might... And Right shall fight on...Let US Roll!! By the way, we proudly pray... Reject Fear...RATS're whores!! Hanoi Hero...we're singin' songs fer Truth... We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...Liberty!!
Way Right...we're marked... Limbaugh...root cause!!
Impeached Slick...Senate failed its reason... We'll convict...we'll FReep 'til Slick's career's done!! John ain't Slick...he LIES, claims he's a hero... Kerry's sick..."Defeat JohnK!!", that's our hope!!
Dubyuh...mudrats... World stage...Nags Head!!
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... And Right shall fight on...Right's got soul!! By the way, Left died today... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
Black thread...hope's thick... Song shop...git Slick!!
FReedom's Right...our future is a bold one... Win the fight...folks, Michael Moore is pond-scum!! Righteous Right...you know Dutch Reagan's goals won!! Lib'rals whine...fer Power 'cuz they got none!!
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... Far Right shall fight on...Limbaugh knows!! By the way, RATS LIE and Rape... Left needs Fear...Tyrant Whore'd!! Dandy Lib'rals...Right's singin' songs fer FRee... We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...bless our souls!! By the way, I'm proud we pray... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
(chant)
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... RightWing shall fight on...Dubyuh knows!! By the way, Left's Tyranny...is waning...Culture War!! Saddam's a girl...she's writin' poems 'bout trees... We sing, "Sic Semper...Tyrannus!!" By the way, we're proud we pray... To one God...sacred world!! Standin' fer Right...grants US virtuous might... FReepers shall fight on...Mudboy knows!! By the way, we proudly pray... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
"Shan't Git Fooled Again" (To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")
We'll enlighten all we meet... For our children, we shall FReep... Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!! 'Tis Clinton who spurs us on... Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong... Media LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!
We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution... Devolve Power...The Great Devolution... Laugh and sing and take Slick Willie down!! Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'... Gotta do more than pray!! Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing... "We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!
We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride... Ain't gonna listen to Left's Med'yuh jive!! We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!! Folks, you know that the Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!
(Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp...LOL!!)
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
FReepers, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet... Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by the by!! And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means momentum for the Right... Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!
Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution... Reject Lib'rals' Socialist solutions!! Smile and grin at the change all around...=^D!! Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday... Folks, we'll take to streets and scream... FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!
Meet the new boss...his name is Don TRUMP!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...Anybody know how to play this on the synthesizer?! I'm practicin' my Roger Daultrey...
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 10/13/2000 01:23:41 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Clinton Legacy SHALL BE the Destruction of the DemocRATic Party!!)
Howdy, my fellow southerners...these R.E.M. dudes are good ol' Georgia Boys from Athens:
"Right's Winning" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")
Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of The Right!!
We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago... Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze. Clinton, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a Curse! Nation needs The Right to lead her...We'll DETHRONE Willie first... That's our solemn pledge! Slick's Goons Shall FEAR Our Might!!
Right's winning...the Truth shall come to light!! Must make sure all the Sheeple understand. We shan't let Traitors go...Bill Clinton must be caught! We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked! Bill's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!! Right's winning...remember as we fight... November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!
Slick, watch my dreams come true!! Re-Impeached by Congress...Convicted of Treason!! Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's Winning!!
Bill, your crimes condemn you...Slick, we will soon judge... Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughing quietly... MUD predicted this...Right's winning!!
(Reprise)
Ignore the Left's protests...They love Slick 'cuz RATS love Liars! Right's Winning!! Come join the Noble Right...
Come join our Righteous Fight!!
FReegards...MUD
22 posted on Wednesday, January 16, 2002 1:54:05 PM by Mudboy Slim
#2919. To: Cyber-Band, Landru, Snow Bunny, Sultan88, FallGuy, PhiKapMom, ANavyVet, M. Thatcher, OkieGrit (#2912)
"He Was From Kansas" (To be sung to Jimmy Buffet's "He Went to Paris")
He was from Kansas...in FlyOver Country... Where Dorothy chased her rainbow. He was impressive...the Senior Class President... In Dover town he did grow. Slopped hogs, fed chickens...just full of the dickens... "What a fine boy," folks would say. 'Cuz he was a winner, his life just beginnin'... And eighteen blessed years slipped away.
He went to college, then joined the Navy... And married a teacher named Sue. They had a fine life...she was a good wife... And bore him four sons...what a crew!! That man coached some football...and he camped with Weeb'los... While defending his Country each day! 'Cuz he was a patriot...promoted to Captain... An aircraft carrier he did sail!!
Went to war with the Navy...while Sue loved his babies... Traded audiotapes ev'ry week. 'Cuz he knew what mattered, the Olde World was shatterin'... And Socialists SLAUGHTER the meek!! While the bombs were a'fallin', he was recallin'... His kin and his li'l town. And he fought fer his Nation, secured the oceans... Returned to Norfolk and cheerin' crowds.
(Mudboy on harp...)
Now he lives near the beach, man...golfs on the weekends... And starts cheerin' his Redskins each May. Tracin' his kin's roots, buyin' up Richmond, With his many grandkids he'd play. Through sixty-odd years of perpetual motion... Ask this sailor and he'll smile and he'll say, "Son, my life's been magic...not much has been tragic... And I look forward to every day!!"
He is from Kansas...where Honor still matters... And Dorothy found her rainbow!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 06/19/2000 01:57:34 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Good parents are the Real Heroes!!)