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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#2. To: war (#0)
"Packed in Back" Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re- writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme. Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow! Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way! Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!"
U R packed in back A LOT, ain'tCHA, Ethyl?! War still yer BUTTbuddy, buddy?! Lol@U...MUD
The party of Mud Packers, GOP
"BTW..." Standin' fer Right...gives US a virtuous might... Way Right...we're marked... Impeached Slick...Senate failed its reason... Dubyuh...mudrats... Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... Black thread...hope's thick... FReedom's Right...our future is a bold one... Strong words...steel spine... Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... (chant) Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004)
"Shan't Git Fooled Again" We'll enlighten all we meet... We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution... We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride... (Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp...LOL!!) YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! FReepers, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet... Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution... Meet the new boss...his name is Don TRUMP!! Mudboy Slim BTW...Anybody know how to play this on the synthesizer?! I'm practicin' my Roger Daultrey... FReegards...MUD 1 Posted on 10/13/2000 01:23:41 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Howdy, my fellow southerners...these R.E.M. dudes are good ol' Georgia Boys from Athens: "Right's Winning" Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of The Right!! We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago... Right's winning...the Truth shall come to light!! Slick, watch my dreams come true!! Bill, your crimes condemn you...Slick, we will soon judge... (Reprise) Ignore the Left's protests...They love Slick 'cuz RATS love Liars! Come join our Righteous Fight!! FReegards...MUD 22 posted on Wednesday, January 16, 2002 1:54:05 PM by Mudboy Slim
#2914. To: Landru, sultan88, Snow Bunny, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, Mia T, Budge, Alamo-Girl, Ironword (#2912)
Agreed!! I can understand that the Congressional Makeup is such that no significant conservative legislation will be allowed to escape various Senate committees; however, those of us on the Right who are increasingly-dismayed by this Milquetoast Moderate tendency towards Federal Expansionism--albeit arguably less-rapid--need something to hang our hats on if we are to fight tooth and nail to get more GOPers into Congressional seats. Dubyuh has muddied the differences between the Right and the Left with his horrific Education Bill, his proposal for increased federalized Volunteerism, and other Big Guv'ment spending schemes, to the point that I'm finding it increasingly difficult to make the case to potentially-sympathetic acquaintances that the GOP is much different than the RATS in their Worldview as to how big the Federal Leviathan should get!! Therefore, I'm thinking We need to start a grassroots push towards Nationalizing the MidTerm elections with something akin to the '94 Contract With America. GOPers need to tell us how they plan to decrease the Size and Scope of the Federal Leviathan if we exert the effort to put them more solidly in Power; otherwise, why work so hard?! Educational Vouchers (optional), Medical Savings Accounts (optional), Capital Gains Tax Cuts and an acceleration of the already-passed Income Tax Cuts, Social Security Personal Accounts (optional), etc. need to be spelled out so that the Sheeple can understand the clear-cut benefits of getting the Federal Guv'ent outta our lives, and the whole Party needs to be speaking in unison on these specific issues so that the voting populace can achieve a comfort level with the earnestness of accomplishing this devolvement of Power outta DeeCee. With Bush riding record approval numbers--and Senator D'asshole proving infinitely LOATHEable--Dubyuh can help spearhead the discussion from his Bully Pulpit, but the actual Party goals need to bubble up from the grassroots!! Who better than FReepers to start setting the legislative agenda?!! This November has the potential for Major Gains for the Right in both the House and Senate, but we need to start differentiating ourselves from the RATS now by running on an Agenda that goes beyond saying, "Well, we're not as bad as the RATS!!" FReegards...MUD 561 posted on 03/07/2005 6:34:37 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
Are Libs lonesome tonight? Why's the Left Hate the Right?! (spoken) MUD wonders if...Left is fearing the Right. Is your heart filled with pain, will you join MUD and Sing?! Kingly FReegards...MUD 527 posted on Friday, November 22, 2002 3:14:40 PM by Mudboy Slim
"I Am The Eagle" I am the Eagle You made a bad guess, You destroyed my towers, What a mistake you made, You claim to be for peace You’re not about peace you’ve ignited my fury, I am the Eagle, Copyright(c)2002 By John J. Lindsay. 518 posted on Monday, May 20, 2002 2:03:12 AM by poet
He was from Kansas...in FlyOver Country... He went to college, then joined the Navy... Went to war with the Navy...while Sue loved his babies... (Mudboy on harp...) Now he lives near the beach, man...golfs on the weekends... He is from Kansas...where Honor still matters... Mudboy Slim 1 Posted on 06/19/2000 01:57:34 PDT by Mudboy Slim
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(Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black")
#2635. To: Fred Mertz (#2)
#2636. To: Mudboy Slim, Fred Mertz, party of Lindsey Graham, Ruby Giuliani, Dona Trump, Drama Queens (#2635)
#2760. To: hondo68, A K A Stone, goldilucky, liberator, AuntB, GrandmaC, UncleKenny, Landru, AdSimp (#2636)
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "By The Way")
And Right shall fight on...Let US Roll!!
By the way, we proudly pray...
Reject Fear...RATS're whores!!
Hanoi Hero...we're singin' songs fer Truth...
We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...Liberty!!
Limbaugh...root cause!!
We'll convict...we'll FReep 'til Slick's career's done!!
John ain't Slick...he LIES, claims he's a hero...
Kerry's sick..."Defeat JohnK!!", that's our hope!!
World stage...Nags Head!!
And Right shall fight on...Right's got soul!!
By the way, Left died today...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
Song shop...git Slick!!
Win the fight...folks, Michael Moore is pond-scum!!
Righteous Right...you know Dutch Reagan's goals won!!
Lib'rals whine...fer Power 'cuz they got none!!
Brash acts...stand strong!!
Far Right shall fight on...Limbaugh knows!!
By the way, RATS LIE and Rape...
Left needs Fear...Tyrant Whore'd!!
Dandy Lib'rals...Right's singin' songs fer FRee...
We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...bless our souls!!
By the way, I'm proud we pray...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
RightWing shall fight on...Dubyuh knows!!
By the way, Left's Tyranny...is waning...Culture War!!
Saddam's a girl...she's writin' poems 'bout trees...
We sing, "Sic Semper...Tyrannus!!"
By the way, we're proud we pray...
To one God...sacred world!!
Standin' fer Right...grants US virtuous might...
FReepers shall fight on...Mudboy knows!!
By the way, we proudly pray...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
#2897. To: All (#2760)
(To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")
For our children, we shall FReep...
Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!!
'Tis Clinton who spurs us on...
Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong...
Media LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!
Devolve Power...The Great Devolution...
Laugh and sing and take Slick Willie down!!
Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'...
Gotta do more than pray!!
Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing...
"We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!
Ain't gonna listen to Left's Med'yuh jive!!
We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!!
Folks, you know that the Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!
Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by the by!!
And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means momentum for the Right...
Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!
Reject Lib'rals' Socialist solutions!!
Smile and grin at the change all around...=^D!!
Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday...
Folks, we'll take to streets and scream...
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!
(The Clinton Legacy SHALL BE the Destruction of the DemocRATic Party!!)
#2912. To: All U'all out THERE!!...plus stand watie, backhoe, yankhater (#2897)
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")
Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze.
Clinton, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a Curse!
Nation needs The Right to lead her...We'll DETHRONE Willie first...
That's our solemn pledge! Slick's Goons Shall FEAR Our Might!!
Must make sure all the Sheeple understand.
We shan't let Traitors go...Bill Clinton must be caught!
We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked!
Bill's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!!
Right's winning...remember as we fight...
November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!
Re-Impeached by Congress...Convicted of Treason!!
Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's Winning!!
Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughing quietly...
MUD predicted this...Right's winning!!
Right's Winning!! Come join the Noble Right...
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to make it as difficult as possible for a lot of us to support them."
(Sweet FReedom, one taste and you're hooked 4 life!!)
#2916. To: FallGuy, Snow Bunny, coteblanche, Landru, sultan88, ST.LOUIE1, Billie, ArneFufkin, JohnHuang2 (#2912)
(To be sung to Elvis Presley's "Are You Lonesome Tonite?")
Is Left sorry they let Slick get this far?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day...
When Slick kissed you and tugged at yer hearts?
Do the chairs in RATS' chambers seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at the WhiteHouse and picture Slick there?
Is your heart filled with pain?! Well, folks, Join MUD and SING!!
Reject Fear!! Then you can join the Right!!
You know the bard said that the World is a Stage...
And each of us must FReep our part.
Fate had me playing in love twes my sweet heart.
Act One was when Slick tricked you, Libs loved Bill at first glance
Slick told his lies so cleverly...you never had a clue!!
Then came Act Two...you learned Slick RAPES and Left acted deranged...
And why?! I'll never know!!
Lib'rals, yer lying when you say you love Slick!!
'Cuz you have no cause to be FOOLS!!
But you'd rather go on hearing Slick's lies...
Than go and admit yer Slick's TOOLS!!
Now RATS stage is bare...but MUD's standing there...
With Slim's Band's Groovy Sound!!
Folks, If Left Won't Re-Impeach...
Then RATS Shall Bring RAT-Party Down!!
Forsake Fear...won't you please do what's Right?!
#2918. To: poet, sultan88, Landru, goldilucky, Jethro Tull, christine, JHoffa_, sneakypete, A K A Stone (#2912)
striking with fury,
I am the judge,
I am the jury
you attacked my nest,
you thought I was weak,
that you could wreak,
fear into my people,
thinking them feeble
now littered with flowers,
strewn with bent girders,
a reminder of your murders
set yourself up for air raids,
thought to hide in your caves,
sent to your graves
yet, you refuse to cease
attacks upon the innocent,
you are Hell bent
You’re about submission
You are a beast,
A snake, hissing
I am now your judge,
I am now your jury
you are the prey,
soon will come,
your judgement day
All Rights Reserved
April 30, 2002
#2919. To: Cyber-Band, Landru, Snow Bunny, Sultan88, FallGuy, PhiKapMom, ANavyVet, M. Thatcher, OkieGrit (#2912)
(To be sung to Jimmy Buffet's "He Went to Paris")
Where Dorothy chased her rainbow.
He was impressive...the Senior Class President...
In Dover town he did grow.
Slopped hogs, fed chickens...just full of the dickens...
"What a fine boy," folks would say.
'Cuz he was a winner, his life just beginnin'...
And eighteen blessed years slipped away.
And married a teacher named Sue.
They had a fine life...she was a good wife...
And bore him four sons...what a crew!!
That man coached some football...and he camped with Weeb'los...
While defending his Country each day!
'Cuz he was a patriot...promoted to Captain...
An aircraft carrier he did sail!!
Traded audiotapes ev'ry week.
'Cuz he knew what mattered, the Olde World was shatterin'...
And Socialists SLAUGHTER the meek!!
While the bombs were a'fallin', he was recallin'...
His kin and his li'l town.
And he fought fer his Nation, secured the oceans...
Returned to Norfolk and cheerin' crowds.
And starts cheerin' his Redskins each May.
Tracin' his kin's roots, buyin' up Richmond,
With his many grandkids he'd play.
Through sixty-odd years of perpetual motion...
Ask this sailor and he'll smile and he'll say,
"Son, my life's been magic...not much has been tragic...
And I look forward to every day!!"
And Dorothy found her rainbow!!
(Good parents are the Real Heroes!!)
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