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Foreign Invaders crisis cost $150B in 2023, forcing some areas to cut police and fire services: report Israel kills head of Hezbollah Intelligence. Status: Not Logged In; Sign In Weird Stuff/Unexplained See other Weird Stuff/Unexplained Articles Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source: war URL Source: [None] Published: Jan 13, 2010 Author: war Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords: None Views: 1418728 Comments: 3287 Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom. Post Comment   Private Reply   Ignore Thread   Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest Begin Trace Mode for Comment # 2887. #2. To: war (#0) "Packed in Back" (Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black") Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re- writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme. Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow! Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way! Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!" libertysflame.com/cgi-bin....cgi?ArtNum=300&Disp=0#C0 Fred Mertz  posted on  2010-01-13   8:56:04 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   #2635. To: Fred Mertz (#2) U R packed in back A LOT, ain'tCHA, Ethyl?! War still yer BUTTbuddy, buddy?! Lol@U...MUD Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-11   19:12:30 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   #2636. To: Mudboy Slim, Fred Mertz, party of Lindsey Graham, Ruby Giuliani, Dona Trump, Drama Queens (#2635) The party of Mud Packers, GOP Hondo68  posted on  2017-05-11   21:21:14 ET  (1 image) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   #2751. To: hondo68, Reagan Man, Ol' Dutch (#2636) "The Greatness of Ronald Reagan: A Personal Remembrance" "Lolling around the Oval Office after a presentation documenting how the Administration was back-filling bureaucratic slots we had cut during the first few years, someone was waiting patiently behind, just out of sight. Bragging to whomever would listen about the president's support for my plan to stop the backsliding, I figured he could wait. When I finally turned around, there was the President of the United States of America patiently waiting his turn to talk to the pompous personnel director! Sensing my discomfort, he immediately put me at ease by saying: "Keep it up, fighting those bureaucrats, and don't give up." Smiling gently, he turned and went back to work. Here was the real Ronald Reagan--kind, considerate, polite, decent and letting you know that he appreciated the job you were doing. But he was also focused like a laser, keeping to the job at hand, here trying to keep his promise to cut government bureaucracy. I saw him up close when he fired the air traffic controllers. As civil service head, I had expressed my displeasure with the concessions that the Federal Aeronautics Administration had made to the union, proposing pay and benefits well beyond the already higher rates controllers received compared to the remainder of the workforce. Since the union was gaining advantages through the threat of disruption and strike, the inevitable result would be more of the same throughout the government. Luckily, the union was greedy and rejected the offer. Then they crossed the line and the president made history. At the subsequent White House meeting, the president was insistent. The controllers had violated their no-strike oath as federal employees and they had to go. That was that. The FAA head opposed the severity of the penalty and was dropped from the car on the way to the news conference by Transportation Secretary Drew Lewis, who had initially supported the concessions but said it was now time to support the boss. All three of us wanted to eventually hire back the controllers (on our terms)--the penny-pinching personnel director because of the time it would take to train the thousands of replacements needed. Mr. Reagan, looking more broadly than we, would have none of it. As Secretary of State George Schultz wrote later, world leaders immediately became impressed with a president who would be so decisive. Chris Matthews reported that it was this one act that led Speaker Tip O'Neill to respect Reagan as a political leader who had to be dealt with. Business leaders told me for years that President Reagan's actions freezing employment, denying unnecessary pay and benefits increases, and--especially--firing the controllers steeled their resolve to slim their own bloated bureaucracies. In early 1986, while I was advising Senate Majority Leader, Bob Dole, he took a piece of paper from his desk and lofted it over to me. "Look what your friend is trying to get me to do." "Do not forget about flattening the tax rates," it read, plus a few flattering words, and was signed Ronald Reagan. "He is the only person in Washington who thinks this has a ghost of a chance," said the Senator. "What does he expect me to do?" In less than a year, President Reagan signed a tax bill cutting the number of rates in half and reducing them to only 15, 28 and 33 percent, the lowest then or since. The top marginal rate went from seventy percent to one-third, the first substantial cut in a progressive tax system by a democratic government in recorded history. However alone, Ronald Reagan never gave up. Everyone remembers his original supply side tax cut of 23 percent, a size most advisors thought was too large. Without it, total taxes would have been 23.8 percent of GNP, rather than the 19.3 percent he obtained. Fifty-five countries followed with tax reductions of their own. Even his admirers think President Reagan did not cut government spending. That is because he insisted on increasing defense. On non-defense outlays, spending did decline from 17.9 percent of GNP in fiscal 1982 to 16.4 percent in fiscal 1989. Soon after, his successor increased it to 19.8 percent so people, especially Republicans, tend to forget. He was even flexible enough to support two items originally opposed by his assistants--Dole's proposal to index tax rates for inflation and Sen. Phil Gramm's spending limits--that also helped promote limited government during his years in office. Oh, yes, those higher defense expenditures and the technology and readiness they purchased convinced the Soviet leaders they could not compete. Then, there was no Soviet Union and he had defeated the "evil empire" too. We miss him and will not soon see another of his stature." Donald Devine, Editor and Director of the U.S. Office of Personnel Management during Ronald Reagan's first term. Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-27   11:27:11 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   #2752. To: All ReaganConservatives, conservative guy, Flurry (#2751) "The Reagans" They met in nineteen fifty one, They wed in fifty-two. He was the kindest loving man, That Nancy ever knew. She gave up acting to stay home, As mother and as wife. She stuck with Ronald, thick and thin, They built a happy life. Oh sure there were some trying times, But they still had a plan. Together they would face the world, She stood beside her man. With her support, he did become, The best that he could be. It was their strong relationship, That made them strong, you see. For all those years she held his hand, Stayed by him till the end. The greatest gift we have on earth, Is having a true friend. Conspiracy Guy (6/7/04) Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-27   11:32:57 ET  (1 image) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   #2753. To: Alamo-Girl, ironman, Jeff Head, Dukie, joanie-f, Landru, sultan88, FBD, jla (#2752) "A Patriot Looks at Forty" (To be sung to Jimmy Buffett's "A Pirate Looks at Forty") C'mon JusticeLovers...please heed my call. Ever since that Waco Slaughter, we've known Ol' Slick hadta fall!! Please heed the call, Clinton must fall!! Watched as "men" who ruled you...sold OUR Nukes to Beijing... Sold out this Country fer Chi-Com treasures, [Slick's] Treason threatens the FRee!! Medyuh won't see...must ignore TeeVee... Yes, I am a Patriot, two hundred years too late... MUD's Ballads, they wonder..."What spell folks're under... To ignore the Left's Crimes 'Gainst the State?!!" Folks say I'm too late...Truth's never too late!! Right's done with meekly strugglin'...I've kicked my share of a$$!! Left wastes our tax money to fund failure...but Right'll devolve Power en masse!! Lib'ral mindset can't last...DemonRATS' time has passed!! Yes, I've been sleepless for over two weeks... I pass out, then I rally, and I find a way to FReep!! But we gotta stop bitchin', we gotta stop wishin'... Gotta FReep fer Justice again!! Just a few FRiends, Dethronin' Slick!! (Justa pickin' and a grinnin'...) Yes, I've known my share of Lib'rals...listened to their Leftist Bile. Some, I ran 'em away...still more're lost in denial... Some even managed to smile...)=^D!! We'll change their minds, just takes a while. C'mon all you Patriots...time we took Slick Willie down!! Constitutional Powers beats Clinton's sedition...Slick Killed Ron Brown!! Murdered Ron Brown...brought that airplane down... MaryJo drowned...kick RATS outta town!! FReegards...MUD 519 posted on 6/8/2004, 3:42:37 PM by Mudboy Slim (Rest in Peace, Dutch Reagan!!) Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-27   11:37:39 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   #2754. To: Mudboy Slim (#2753) Beyond being a complete nut case, you have no sense of the world's reality surrounding you. Get a fuckin' life idiot. buckeroo  posted on  2017-05-27   13:02:13 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   #2755. To: buckeroo (#2754) (Edited) Lol...hey Bucky!! Sorry 2 C yer anti- depressants still aint working. Oh well...at least they finally let U out of the asylum...MUD🇺🇸😎🇺🇸 Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-27   15:32:01 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   #2756. To: Mudboy Slim (#2755) You voted for TRUMP. It sez everything 'bout yourself. buckeroo  posted on  2017-05-27   15:52:04 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   #2862. To: buckeroo (#2756) "If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it." (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Sorry 2 hear yer LIFE SUX so bad U hadta BECOME a RAT-minion (aka "Ward of the State")...MUD Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-12   11:38:42 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   #2863. To: Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Livesay, gYm (#2862) (Edited) "Black XII" "All Behold Slick's JusticeHour!!" (To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's version of Bob Dylan's "All Along the Watchtower") "There must be some kinda End fer the Fear!!" Said the Sultan to AuntB... There's too much corruption. I must act...I must FReep!! Businessman, there...show some spine!! Dubyuh, smoke my herb. MUD shall never compromise... SlickWillie, heed my words!! "Fer Treason you'll be Indicted!! Yer grief I shall evoke!! There are RATS here amongst US... Who fear Justice is but a joke!! But Mudboy Slim...he's been through that... Yes, Slick's thugs raided the MudCave!! So let RATS stop talking falsely now... Left's Power's all 'bout HATE!! All Behold Slick's LustFerPower!! Justice...we'll renew!! While all Slick's PhatWhore's came and went... Intern heffers...EWWW!! SlickBoy...yer MUD's sole bitch, sir!! Ol' Mudboy doth growl... Butt-riders shall encroach Slick... And Ol' Slim shall laugh and HOWL!!!! All Behold RATS' LustFerPower!! All Behold Left's Dyin'Power!! All Behold Slick's JusticeHour!!! Slick'sMud's BEEEE-ahhtch, but I'm punkin' T-Mac just fer grins...MUD 493 posted on 12/12/2002, 11:30:47 PM by Mudboy Slim Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-12   11:47:11 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   #2866. To: All (#2863) "Show Yer Rage!!" (To be sung to Bob Seger's "Turn the Page") He's all wrong, this loathsome liar, The Beast From Arkansas... Can you condone Ol' Slick's intern moanin'...humpin' Bill's four-inch Ceegah?! Can you ignore how he treats women... Or the girls Willie's Lust destroyed?! Folks, your thoughts must soon be wonderin'...the way mine always do... "Why'd we give Slick so much Power...when he's such a gawl-durned fool?" Now you know why folks missed Reagan... I'm just glad Clinton's term is through...ummhmmmmmm... See, here's the scam...crimes've been bold, my FRiends!! More than a Man...humpin' his page... He must go!! CONVICT Slick, my FRiends... Must be BOLD...Left'll feel our RAGE! Well, the Lib'rals are so arrogant...Left's got no Moral Code! Still, they spew their lies and "spin" you... As if you just got off the Boat! You pretend the Press don't bother you... But you just want to explode...!!! Most times you can't hear 'em talk...other times you can... All the same ol' cliches..."Radical Christian"..."Righteous Man". But, you always seem outnumbered...Right don't dare make a stand. Here's The Plan, get control again... Fight da Man, show'em your Rage... LEFT MUST KNOW!! JAIL RAT's WHORE, my FRiends... When we're BOLD, we'll turn the page!! Out there on your jobsites...you think ev'rything's "Okay"... While bit by bit your Liberties...are slowly sucked away! As the cash flows from your wallet...you cower just beneath the fray. Later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed... With the echoes of EX-Prez'dent's lies...ringin' in your head... How you try, but you just can't forget... All your forefathers who bled... They bled for you!! We didn't want a King... We've got laws...put Slick in a Cage!! Left don't know...how to feel our pain! When we VOTE, they'll know our rage!! Ah, there Slick is...in the News again... DemonRATS, where's YOUR outrage?! SLICK MUST GO!! Right's in charge again!! There Slick goes...Where? Think I know-ow! FReegards...MUD Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-12   12:04:37 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   #2867. To: All U brainDEAD RAT SNOWflakes...WAKE UP, U MORONS!! (#2866) U AIN'T SEEN NUTHIN' YET, U SCUMBAG DemonRAT Leftists!! Prepare 4 Ultimate Annihilation, U lowLIFE anti-AMERICANS!! Quite sincereLEE...MUD Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-12   12:13:07 ET  (4 images) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   #2871. To: All (#2867) Lock Him Up!! Lock Him Up!! Lock Him Up!! "Pookie's TOONS Rock!!"...MUD Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-12   16:44:32 ET  (3 images) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   #2872. To: All (#2871) Whatta beautiful day in the neighborHOOd!! RATZ gittin' SKEWERED in Public always cheers me up...MUD Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-12   16:47:31 ET  (1 image) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   #2873. To: KLT, Landru, conservativemusician, M. Thatcher, holdonnow (#2872) "Whuppin' Post!!" (To be sung to Allman Brothers' Band's "Whippin' Post") Right's been run down, and Right's been lied 'bout... And I don't know why Right let DemMedyuhLib'rals make US their fools!! Left took all OUR money...to pay DemRATWhore'ds!! Now RATS're with some of Slick's Chi-ComBuddies... Treasonin' with OsamaBill!! CHORUS: Sometimes I feel...next, Right Shall FReep!! Folks, Rights been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!! Lied to by RATS' Medyuh Whore'd!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!! (Some very kewl guitar jammin') My FRiends tell me...that Justice'll Evade Klintoon... That Right's gotta stand by and take it, Nation, 'cuz the Sheeple're Fools!! Forget all OUR tomorrows...and accept all SlickWillie's SCUM!! But nothin'll ever change, RAT Slime'll win the day... If Right Don't Fight On!!! CHORUS First, Right Shall FReep...next, Slick Shall Squeeeeeal!! Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!! Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!! (Mo' betta guitar jammin') Ahh...ohhh...Fer Justice I FReep...Folks, Help US FReep!! Yes, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!! Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!! Mudboy Slim 101 posted on 11/20/2002, 3:24:31 PM by Mudboy Slim Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-12   16:54:59 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   #2874. To: All U ShillaryBOTZ (#2873) INDICT Queen HildaBEEST and force her 2 SPILL THE BEANS on her DESPOTIC Hubby!! Still not 2 late 4 Slick Willie 2 live out his remaining dayz in a Federal Prison Cell...MUD Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-12   17:01:08 ET  (1 image) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   #2875. To: conservativemusician, stand watie, Fracas, Landru, Snow Bunny (#2874) "ClintonLovers!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Desperado") ClintonLovers, why won't you come to your senses?! You been defendin' Willie fer so long now... Yea, Slick's Vile Scum...Right knows Clinton Committed Treason!! The RATS have been scarin' you...please help Fight Left's Power!! Why d'ya love the Queen called HildaBeast... She'll eat you if yer female!! You know the LEAST Guv'ment is always our best bet... Now it seems to me Dem Programs have been paid more than $6 Trillion!! But Left always wants the stuff they can't get!! Des'prate Lib'rals...Left, you ain't gettin' mo' Power, Yer "pain" and yer c'ruption, they're drivin' 'way VOTES!! And FReedom, (yeah, FReedom!!)...well, that's US Good FReepers talkin'... Left's prison is walkin' through this World as Slick's Drones!! Won't you FReep with US in the winter time?! The Truth Shall Flow 'cuz we know we're Right!! Guitars to tell the night time from the day!! Yer losin' all yer fights, you Dolts!! Ain't it funny how US FReepers lead the way?! Des'prat Lib'rals, why won't you come to your senses?! Come down from yer towers, open yer brains!! RATS may be Losers, but there's a New World before you... You better let the FReepers love you, You better let Rush Limbaugh teach you before it's too late!! FReegards...MUD BTW, Lurkers..."Puff D'asshole" is as of yet unclaimed as a Screen Name. 141 posted on 11/21/2002, 2:40:09 PM by Mudboy Slim Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-12   17:09:37 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   #2885. To: poet, Jethro Tull, Joe Montana, Reagan Man, backhoe (#2875) "French Military History of Worthlessness!!" "French are Feeble Fighters Anyway...Who Cares if They Take a Powder in Iraq?!!" "A cursory review of French military history reveals the following: 1 - Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2,000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. 2 - Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare: "French armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." 3 - Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians. 4 - Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots. 5 - Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant but still manages to get invaded. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her. 6 - War of Devolution - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux. 7 - The Dutch War - Tied. Dutch farmers and tulip growers are tougher than they look. 8 - War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War - Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Francophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power. 9 - War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since. 10 - American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; " France only wins when America does most of the fighting." 11 - French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French. 12 - The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for the Russian winter, Prussian grenadiers or a British footwear designer. 13 - The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. For the first, but certainly not the last time, Germany plays the role of drunk frat boy to France 's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night. 14 - World War I - Invaded, humiliated and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Winds up a tie for les francaise. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, the American fascination with personal hygiene (a fascination totally foreign to French women) incites widespread use of condoms by American soldiers, thus precluding any improvement in the French bloodline. 15 - World War II - A decisive defeat even by French standards. Hitler and the German Youth spend Christmas time sleeping soundly through the winter, then arouse themselves to conquer France in six weeks. Hitler dances in front of the Eiffel Tower, while the French command staff retreats to Algeria to institute a crash language program to teach French privates how to say "I surrender" in German and French generals to say "We surrender" in German. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song and some small portion of the German work ethic. De Gaulle of it all... 16 - First Vietnamese war (in Vietnamese circles, known as "the scrimmage", or "the exhibition game" where the varsity squad is kept on the sideline to see how the second string will play) - Lost. French soldiers, fresh off their four year occupation by the Germans, catch a terminal case of Dien Bien Flu. 17 - Algerian rebellion - Lost. First time an Arab army has beaten a Western army since the Crusades, and produces the first rule of modern Islamic warfare: "We can always beat the French." A nice phrase, but it lacks something in originality, since it is also the first rule of warfare for the Italians, Russians, Prussians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, Native Americans and capitalists. 18 - War on Terrorism - Lost. Incensed at not being included in the original "Axis of Evil," France refuses to participate. When it becomes clear that this is a "no-kidding war," Jacques Chirac looks at his cards and immediately surrenders to that old warhorse, Gerhard Schroeder. For good measure, he also surrenders to five million illegal immigrants from Algeria. "The moral of the story is - give thanks to God on high that the French are not helping us!" BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD 53 posted on Monday, February 10, 2003 3:56:34 PM by Mudboy Slim (RATS're Spineless, Spiritless POLTROONS!!) Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-15   10:44:04 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   #2886. To: Jewel (#2885) "Black XV" "Absence of Fear" (To be sung to Jewel's "Absence of Fear") Inside my Mind...legally "Tissue Mass"... It Knows yet Yearns...my Mind shan't Waste!! Inside my "hollow" heart...there's some extra room... Sky-Seedin' fer Lightnin'...ain't waitin' fer you!! But if you want to...I-eye-eye am needing you here!! Help Restore...the Absence of Fear!! Justice shall reign through...shan't raze my home!! This Country's undaunted...bin Laden's MY 'HO!!! Mudboy calls to you...to all my FReepin' FRiends... We must support George Dubyuh...must DESTROY THE LEFT!!! Justice-Lustin'...and I am needing you here... Allah's the Absence of Fear!! Fer Justice Hunger...Left's Justlessness is Rilin' me... And Slick knows he's no Nam Ranger...this is TYRANNY!! New FRiends shan't ignore our tunes...Slick's our Darkest Day!!! Truth Shall Triumph...we're the True Right...We'll reinvent Screen Names... For I am wanting you...and I am needing you here... The Future's Clear...Restore the Absence of Fear!! FReegards...MUD 135 posted on 10/12/2001 Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-15   10:57:45 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   #2887. To: All U nasty, deluded, EVIL DemonRATminions (#2886) PAYback's HELL, U DeeCeeRATbeeches!! Prosecute these RAT-bassTURDZ 2 the fullest extent of the Law, then... "LOCK THEM UP!! LOCK THEM UP!! LOCK THEM UP!!" Sorry 2 haveta say this, but NO WAY is this the "Last Terrorist Act by DeeCeeRATZ!!" Quite sincereEE...MUD Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-15   11:12:00 ET  (3 images) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   Replies to Comment # 2887.         There are no replies to Comment # 2887. End Trace Mode for Comment # 2887. Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest

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