Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1418817 Comments:3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
"Packed in Back" (Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black")
Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re- writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme.
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!
Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way!
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!
Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!"
"Sheeple Gotzta Be FRee" (To be sung to The Rascals' "People Got To Be Free")
All the World over, it's so easy to see... Sheeple ev'rywhere just wanna be FRee! Listen here, listen 'bout Ol' Slick's TYRANNY... DETHRONE THE TYRANT...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!!
Folks must see-ee...what a lovely, lovely World this could be... If everyone learned to FReep Slick Willie! Unh hunh... Seems that he...sold us out, sold our Security!! Ohh, how can you and me really ever trust Ol' Bubba?! Now...help me now!! All the World over, good folks yearn to be FRee... People in this Country don't need squat from DemFreaks!! We must now demand it...screw the folks in DeeCee... People really care...you must believe me!!
"If there's a Man, whose down and needs a helpin' hand... All it takes is YOU to understand and pull him thru. Ahh ah ah... Seems to me...we gotta solve it individually... And I'll do unto you what you do fer me!!"
Buh-uh-uh-ut... I'll be shoutin' from the Mountains or out to Sea... Don't you worry 'bout it...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!! Ask me my opinion...'bout impris'nin Willie... Folks, Slick's a Vile Bastard, don't deserve to be FRee!!
Get RIGHT on board, now... Oh, what a feelin'...won'tcha come on and FReep!! Gonna move some mountains...make'em hear in DeeCee! All patriots say come on and go see... Sheeple are awakening...Good Folks, MARCH ON DEECEE!!
See that train over there... That's the Train of FReedom!! Slick'll soon take a dive...any minute now... You know it's been a long...long overdue! Look Out, US FReepers're comin' right on thru...
Mudboy Slim
3 Posted on 09/02/1999 23:58:33 PDT by Mudboy Slim
#2883. To: Cyber-Band, conservativemusician, Landru, Grampa Dave, Joe Montana, George W. Bush, Billie, lawgirl, Victoria Delsoul, amom, mommadooo3, Cincinatus' Wife, Snow Bunny, coteblanche (#2882)
After all, the RATS are soooo obnoxious!! Now, the Left has all gone to bed... You can hear MudboySlim staggering all thru his FReeps... Justice Shall Be Had!! And MUDZ spin whispers, "Willie!!"
Landru is merrily FReepin'... Up the broken peices of an imperfect life. Somewhere RATS' Queen is weeping... Somewhere Ol' Slim whups young Spike!! And MUDZ spin cries, "Willie!!"
(BigMan on rhythm...Mike Nailin' the Lead!!)
The FReepin' Right wears blue tomorrow... The Fight 'gainst Socialists...Right Shall Now Win!! The Medyuh Whiners can all "BITE ME!!" Cause yer Lib'ral S#I+ is dead!!! And MUDZ Tunes Scream, "JUSTICE!!"
Will Ol' Slick ever remember... The Kids HE HAS KILLED in the past?!! Slick's a KLUTZ, he'll be raped, by his CellMate!! MUD whispers, "YO!! Tyranny Shall Not Last!!" And then Slim boinked Chelsea...
Post-FReep...MUD
"Pre-FReep...MUD 110 posted on 12/18/2002 0:28 AM EST by Mudboy Slim"
"Post-FReep...MUD 111 posted on 12/18/2002 1:03 AM EST by Mudboy Slim"
35 minutes...and I returned all my pings in the meantime...MUD