Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1417767 Comments:3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
"Packed in Back" (Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black")
Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re- writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme.
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!
Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way!
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!
Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!"
"The Greatness of Ronald Reagan: A Personal Remembrance"
"Lolling around the Oval Office after a presentation documenting how the Administration was back-filling bureaucratic slots we had cut during the first few years, someone was waiting patiently behind, just out of sight. Bragging to whomever would listen about the president's support for my plan to stop the backsliding, I figured he could wait. When I finally turned around, there was the President of the United States of America patiently waiting his turn to talk to the pompous personnel director!
Sensing my discomfort, he immediately put me at ease by saying: "Keep it up, fighting those bureaucrats, and don't give up." Smiling gently, he turned and went back to work. Here was the real Ronald Reagan--kind, considerate, polite, decent and letting you know that he appreciated the job you were doing. But he was also focused like a laser, keeping to the job at hand, here trying to keep his promise to cut government bureaucracy.
I saw him up close when he fired the air traffic controllers. As civil service head, I had expressed my displeasure with the concessions that the Federal Aeronautics Administration had made to the union, proposing pay and benefits well beyond the already higher rates controllers received compared to the remainder of the workforce. Since the union was gaining advantages through the threat of disruption and strike, the inevitable result would be more of the same throughout the government. Luckily, the union was greedy and rejected the offer. Then they crossed the line and the president made history. At the subsequent White House meeting, the president was insistent. The controllers had violated their no-strike oath as federal employees and they had to go. That was that.
The FAA head opposed the severity of the penalty and was dropped from the car on the way to the news conference by Transportation Secretary Drew Lewis, who had initially supported the concessions but said it was now time to support the boss. All three of us wanted to eventually hire back the controllers (on our terms)--the penny-pinching personnel director because of the time it would take to train the thousands of replacements needed. Mr. Reagan, looking more broadly than we, would have none of it. As Secretary of State George Schultz wrote later, world leaders immediately became impressed with a president who would be so decisive. Chris Matthews reported that it was this one act that led Speaker Tip O'Neill to respect Reagan as a political leader who had to be dealt with. Business leaders told me for years that President Reagan's actions freezing employment, denying unnecessary pay and benefits increases, and--especially--firing the controllers steeled their resolve to slim their own bloated bureaucracies.
In early 1986, while I was advising Senate Majority Leader, Bob Dole, he took a piece of paper from his desk and lofted it over to me. "Look what your friend is trying to get me to do." "Do not forget about flattening the tax rates," it read, plus a few flattering words, and was signed Ronald Reagan. "He is the only person in Washington who thinks this has a ghost of a chance," said the Senator. "What does he expect me to do?" In less than a year, President Reagan signed a tax bill cutting the number of rates in half and reducing them to only 15, 28 and 33 percent, the lowest then or since. The top marginal rate went from seventy percent to one-third, the first substantial cut in a progressive tax system by a democratic government in recorded history. However alone, Ronald Reagan never gave up.
Everyone remembers his original supply side tax cut of 23 percent, a size most advisors thought was too large. Without it, total taxes would have been 23.8 percent of GNP, rather than the 19.3 percent he obtained. Fifty-five countries followed with tax reductions of their own. Even his admirers think President Reagan did not cut government spending. That is because he insisted on increasing defense. On non-defense outlays, spending did decline from 17.9 percent of GNP in fiscal 1982 to 16.4 percent in fiscal 1989. Soon after, his successor increased it to 19.8 percent so people, especially Republicans, tend to forget. He was even flexible enough to support two items originally opposed by his assistants--Dole's proposal to index tax rates for inflation and Sen. Phil Gramm's spending limits--that also helped promote limited government during his years in office.
Oh, yes, those higher defense expenditures and the technology and readiness they purchased convinced the Soviet leaders they could not compete. Then, there was no Soviet Union and he had defeated the "evil empire" too.
We miss him and will not soon see another of his stature."
Donald Devine, Editor and Director of the U.S. Office of Personnel Management during Ronald Reagan's first term.
#2752. To: All ReaganConservatives, conservative guy, Flurry (#2751)
"The Reagans"
They met in nineteen fifty one, They wed in fifty-two. He was the kindest loving man, That Nancy ever knew. She gave up acting to stay home, As mother and as wife. She stuck with Ronald, thick and thin, They built a happy life. Oh sure there were some trying times, But they still had a plan. Together they would face the world, She stood beside her man. With her support, he did become, The best that he could be. It was their strong relationship, That made them strong, you see. For all those years she held his hand, Stayed by him till the end. The greatest gift we have on earth, Is having a true friend.
#2753. To: Alamo-Girl, ironman, Jeff Head, Dukie, joanie-f, Landru, sultan88, FBD, jla (#2752)
"A Patriot Looks at Forty" (To be sung to Jimmy Buffett's "A Pirate Looks at Forty")
C'mon JusticeLovers...please heed my call. Ever since that Waco Slaughter, we've known Ol' Slick hadta fall!! Please heed the call, Clinton must fall!!
Watched as "men" who ruled you...sold OUR Nukes to Beijing... Sold out this Country fer Chi-Com treasures, [Slick's] Treason threatens the FRee!! Medyuh won't see...must ignore TeeVee...
Yes, I am a Patriot, two hundred years too late... MUD's Ballads, they wonder..."What spell folks're under... To ignore the Left's Crimes 'Gainst the State?!!" Folks say I'm too late...Truth's never too late!!
Right's done with meekly strugglin'...I've kicked my share of a$$!! Left wastes our tax money to fund failure...but Right'll devolve Power en masse!! Lib'ral mindset can't last...DemonRATS' time has passed!!
Yes, I've been sleepless for over two weeks... I pass out, then I rally, and I find a way to FReep!! But we gotta stop bitchin', we gotta stop wishin'... Gotta FReep fer Justice again!! Just a few FRiends, Dethronin' Slick!!
(Justa pickin' and a grinnin'...)
Yes, I've known my share of Lib'rals...listened to their Leftist Bile. Some, I ran 'em away...still more're lost in denial... Some even managed to smile...)=^D!! We'll change their minds, just takes a while.
C'mon all you Patriots...time we took Slick Willie down!! Constitutional Powers beats Clinton's sedition...Slick Killed Ron Brown!! Murdered Ron Brown...brought that airplane down... MaryJo drowned...kick RATS outta town!!
FReegards...MUD
519 posted on 6/8/2004, 3:42:37 PM by Mudboy Slim (Rest in Peace, Dutch Reagan!!)
"All Behold Slick's JusticeHour!!" (To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's version of Bob Dylan's "All Along the Watchtower")
"There must be some kinda End fer the Fear!!" Said the Sultan to AuntB... There's too much corruption. I must act...I must FReep!! Businessman, there...show some spine!! Dubyuh, smoke my herb. MUD shall never compromise... SlickWillie, heed my words!! "Fer Treason you'll be Indicted!! Yer grief I shall evoke!! There are RATS here amongst US... Who fear Justice is but a joke!! But Mudboy Slim...he's been through that... Yes, Slick's thugs raided the MudCave!! So let RATS stop talking falsely now... Left's Power's all 'bout HATE!!
All Behold Slick's LustFerPower!! Justice...we'll renew!! While all Slick's PhatWhore's came and went... Intern heffers...EWWW!! SlickBoy...yer MUD's sole bitch, sir!! Ol' Mudboy doth growl... Butt-riders shall encroach Slick... And Ol' Slim shall laugh and HOWL!!!!
All Behold RATS' LustFerPower!! All Behold Left's Dyin'Power!! All Behold Slick's JusticeHour!!!
Slick'sMud's BEEEE-ahhtch, but I'm punkin' T-Mac just fer grins...MUD
493 posted on 12/12/2002, 11:30:47 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Show Yer Rage!!" (To be sung to Bob Seger's "Turn the Page")
He's all wrong, this loathsome liar, The Beast From Arkansas... Can you condone Ol' Slick's intern moanin'...humpin' Bill's four-inch Ceegah?! Can you ignore how he treats women... Or the girls Willie's Lust destroyed?! Folks, your thoughts must soon be wonderin'...the way mine always do... "Why'd we give Slick so much Power...when he's such a gawl-durned fool?" Now you know why folks missed Reagan... I'm just glad Clinton's term is through...ummhmmmmmm...
See, here's the scam...crimes've been bold, my FRiends!! More than a Man...humpin' his page... He must go!! CONVICT Slick, my FRiends... Must be BOLD...Left'll feel our RAGE!
Well, the Lib'rals are so arrogant...Left's got no Moral Code! Still, they spew their lies and "spin" you... As if you just got off the Boat! You pretend the Press don't bother you... But you just want to explode...!!! Most times you can't hear 'em talk...other times you can... All the same ol' cliches..."Radical Christian"..."Righteous Man". But, you always seem outnumbered...Right don't dare make a stand.
Here's The Plan, get control again... Fight da Man, show'em your Rage... LEFT MUST KNOW!! JAIL RAT's WHORE, my FRiends... When we're BOLD, we'll turn the page!!
Out there on your jobsites...you think ev'rything's "Okay"... While bit by bit your Liberties...are slowly sucked away! As the cash flows from your wallet...you cower just beneath the fray. Later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed... With the echoes of EX-Prez'dent's lies...ringin' in your head... How you try, but you just can't forget... All your forefathers who bled... They bled for you!! We didn't want a King... We've got laws...put Slick in a Cage!! Left don't know...how to feel our pain! When we VOTE, they'll know our rage!! Ah, there Slick is...in the News again... DemonRATS, where's YOUR outrage?! SLICK MUST GO!! Right's in charge again!! There Slick goes...Where? Think I know-ow!
#2873. To: KLT, Landru, conservativemusician, M. Thatcher, holdonnow (#2872)
"Whuppin' Post!!" (To be sung to Allman Brothers' Band's "Whippin' Post")
Right's been run down, and Right's been lied 'bout... And I don't know why Right let DemMedyuhLib'rals make US their fools!! Left took all OUR money...to pay DemRATWhore'ds!! Now RATS're with some of Slick's Chi-ComBuddies... Treasonin' with OsamaBill!!
CHORUS: Sometimes I feel...next, Right Shall FReep!! Folks, Rights been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!! Lied to by RATS' Medyuh Whore'd!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
(Some very kewl guitar jammin')
My FRiends tell me...that Justice'll Evade Klintoon... That Right's gotta stand by and take it, Nation, 'cuz the Sheeple're Fools!! Forget all OUR tomorrows...and accept all SlickWillie's SCUM!! But nothin'll ever change, RAT Slime'll win the day... If Right Don't Fight On!!!
CHORUS First, Right Shall FReep...next, Slick Shall Squeeeeeal!! Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!! Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
(Mo' betta guitar jammin')
Ahh...ohhh...Fer Justice I FReep...Folks, Help US FReep!! Yes, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!! Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
Mudboy Slim
101 posted on 11/20/2002, 3:24:31 PM by Mudboy Slim
#2875. To: conservativemusician, stand watie, Fracas, Landru, Snow Bunny (#2874)
"ClintonLovers!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Desperado")
ClintonLovers, why won't you come to your senses?! You been defendin' Willie fer so long now... Yea, Slick's Vile Scum...Right knows Clinton Committed Treason!! The RATS have been scarin' you...please help Fight Left's Power!!
Why d'ya love the Queen called HildaBeast... She'll eat you if yer female!! You know the LEAST Guv'ment is always our best bet... Now it seems to me Dem Programs have been paid more than $6 Trillion!! But Left always wants the stuff they can't get!!
Des'prate Lib'rals...Left, you ain't gettin' mo' Power, Yer "pain" and yer c'ruption, they're drivin' 'way VOTES!! And FReedom, (yeah, FReedom!!)...well, that's US Good FReepers talkin'... Left's prison is walkin' through this World as Slick's Drones!!
Won't you FReep with US in the winter time?! The Truth Shall Flow 'cuz we know we're Right!! Guitars to tell the night time from the day!! Yer losin' all yer fights, you Dolts!! Ain't it funny how US FReepers lead the way?!
Des'prat Lib'rals, why won't you come to your senses?! Come down from yer towers, open yer brains!! RATS may be Losers, but there's a New World before you... You better let the FReepers love you, You better let Rush Limbaugh teach you before it's too late!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW, Lurkers..."Puff D'asshole" is as of yet unclaimed as a Screen Name.
141 posted on 11/21/2002, 2:40:09 PM by Mudboy Slim
#2876. To: Cyber-Band, conservativemusician, Joe Montana, Paul Cruce, Bob J, Clarity, dead (#2875)
"House of the VileClintons!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's acoustic version of "House of the Risin' Sun")
In our White House down in ol' DeeCee... There lives the Vile Clinton!! And he's been the hero of many Lib'rals... But Slick's a bag o' SCUM!!
Bill Clinton is a TRAITOR... He sold our nukes fer cheap!! Our FReedoms are endangered, folks... 'Cuz good Sheeple sleep!!
Now, good folks, the thing Slick Willie needs... Is fer his TREASON to be judged!! 'Cuz the only way we'll stop his lyin'... Is when we string him up!!
Slick killed them children down in Texas... He torched that Waco Compound!! Folks, the only pleasure Bill gets outta life... Is when Slick's Abusin' his Power!!
I tell ya, Nation, listen... We gotta do what must be done!! Must show the Powers in ol' DeeCee... That Justice is fer everyone!!
Folks, it's time to take on RATZ Whore!! Yes, we must remove his stain!! We're marchin' back to ol' DeeCee... Let's put that boy in chains!!
We're a'marchin' back to ol' DeeCee... Slick's place is in Prison!! We're goin' back to force Congress... To Re-Impeach Clinton!!
It's our White House in ol' DeeCee... We shan't condone TREASON!! Must sing this tune of Justice, dear Lord... YES...WE'LL DETHRONE CLINTON!!!!