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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#2851. To: Liberator, Pericles (#2850)
He last posted here in February, using his Pericles handle. I suppose he just drifted away, perhaps got too busy in real life.
"Pericles"?? I thought the ID of that Commie was the troll with the Movie Robot moniker? Geez...I forget *his* name.
Well, he seemed to confess that he was war. I seem to recall someone traced down his twitter account, due to posts he made here and at Robin's site (he was about the only poster she had for a while). Wait, I think that was me who brought up his little name switcheroo after doing a little elementary online sleuthing. : ) OTOH, the monicker change didn't seem to matter much to anyone here, least of all me. And he stuck with his Pericles handle since.
Fwiw...MUDZ plenty old enuff 2 B senile...i simpLEE vociferousLEE DENY the NON-inSINuatION...😎
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Maybe not meshuggener The brown plasma is your tool
Is "Pericles" a dou%##BAG like war?
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, WelL done...and well worth the second reading rebd sq2 decipher its meaning ..MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Btw...the DeeCeeRATZ, the DeepState Big Guv'ment appaRATchix, the RAT- p'OWN'd LEFTistMedia and the DemonRAT Party in its entirety is undeniableLEE EVIL. GenuineLEE patriotic Americans HOO believe in the U.S. Constitution and O.N.E. omniPOTENT God/Yahweh/Allah/Iluvatar understand that the Righteous shall NEVER EVER compromise with such loatheABLE rePRObate Alinsky-ized LOWlife scumbags...never EVER!! Just like Soviet-style Communism, the non-SELFrighteous SHALL DEFEAT Socialism/progressivism/Lib'ralism/MARXism and leave it 2 ROT on the Ashbin of History!! I repeat...there SHALL B NO COMPROMISE with EVIL...MUD🇺🇸😎🇺🇸
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, LOL..."HYPOCRISY" B THY NAME!! Gotta LOVE it...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, HOO'd a figgered?! MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Nawww...a CYNICal tool like yerself probabLEE voted 4 himSELF, right?! The only "PERFECT candidate"...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Sorry 2 hear yer LIFE SUX so bad U hadta BECOME a RAT-minion (aka "Ward of the State")...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "All Behold Slick's JusticeHour!!" "There must be some kinda End fer the Fear!!" All Behold Slick's LustFerPower!! All Behold RATS' LustFerPower!! Slick'sMud's BEEEE-ahhtch, but I'm punkin' T-Mac just fer grins...MUD 493 posted on 12/12/2002, 11:30:47 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, James Comey, yet another STOOOPID, Korrupt, ObamaBOT MARXist TOOL...and an UNrepentant LYING bassTURD...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, With favour and fortune fastidiously blessed, Jonathan Swift(1667 - 1745). Dude's got the knack, don't he?! FReegards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, He's all wrong, this loathsome liar, The Beast From Arkansas... See, here's the scam...crimes've been bold, my FRiends!! Well, the Lib'rals are so arrogant...Left's got no Moral Code! Here's The Plan, get control again... Out there on your jobsites...you think ev'rything's "Okay"... FReegards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, U AIN'T SEEN NUTHIN' YET, U SCUMBAG DemonRAT Leftists!! Prepare 4 Ultimate Annihilation, U lowLIFE anti-AMERICANS!! Quite sincereLEE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees... Slick ain't tuff enough!! Fer the Truth, Willie, I shall always FReep!! Slick ain't tuff enough!! (conservativemusician rippin' it on guitar) I shall FReep 24 hours, 7 days a week... Slick ain't tuff enough!! Bill, take yer hands of the money that I've earned... Slick ain't tuff enough!! (Guitar jammin' to fade...) Slick Willie's Days as a FReeMan are dwindlin'...MUD 398 posted on 12/9/2002, 10:12:34 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Eat human excrement and cease existing on this planet, U greedy/LAZY/CHEATin' RATscum!! SincereLEE...MUD BTW...comPROMISE is NOT an option!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, As 4 war/Pericles, I can see him being a NooYawker, but a WallStreeter?! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Pookie's TOONS Rock!!"...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Whatta beautiful day in the neighborHOOd!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Right's been run down, and Right's been lied 'bout... CHORUS: (Some very kewl guitar jammin') My FRiends tell me...that Justice'll Evade Klintoon... CHORUS (Mo' betta guitar jammin') Ahh...ohhh...Fer Justice I FReep...Folks, Help US FReep!! Mudboy Slim 101 posted on 11/20/2002, 3:24:31 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, INDICT Queen HildaBEEST and force her 2 SPILL THE BEANS on her DESPOTIC Hubby!! Still not 2 late 4 Slick Willie 2 live out his remaining dayz in a Federal Prison Cell...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, ClintonLovers, why won't you come to your senses?! Why d'ya love the Queen called HildaBeast... Des'prate Lib'rals...Left, you ain't gettin' mo' Power, Won't you FReep with US in the winter time?! Des'prat Lib'rals, why won't you come to your senses?! FReegards...MUD BTW, Lurkers..."Puff D'asshole" is as of yet unclaimed as a Screen Name. 141 posted on 11/21/2002, 2:40:09 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, In our White House down in ol' DeeCee... Bill Clinton is a TRAITOR... Now, good folks, the thing Slick Willie needs... Slick killed them children down in Texas... I tell ya, Nation, listen... Folks, it's time to take on RATZ Whore!! We're a'marchin' back to ol' DeeCee... It's our White House in ol' DeeCee... Quite Sincerely...Mudboy Slim FReepers, we must, and WE SHALL... RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. WE SHALL DETHRONE THE TYRANT!! FReegards...MUD 1 Posted on 07/08/2000 13:29:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Views: 526339...MUD🇺🇸😎🇺🇸
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, AWEsome!! Got it covered...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "RightWinger Uprise!!" RATS're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise... MUD is just a hired hand, Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATS' clowns... Slick wasn't just a-nother Lib'ral, Folks, it's such a wondrous feelin'... Take another shot of courage, It's another RightWinger Uprise, Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo Quite SincereLEE...MUD 1 posted on 12/13/2002, 3:26:55 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Weasels?! RATZ?! RINOZ?! whatEVER...yer ALL just VERMIN!! SincereLEE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, All the World over, it's so easy to see... Folks must see-ee...what a lovely, lovely World this could be... "If there's a Man, whose down and needs a helpin' hand... Buh-uh-uh-ut... Get RIGHT on board, now... See that train over there... Mudboy Slim 3 Posted on 09/02/1999 23:58:33 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Amen...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, After all, the RATS are soooo obnoxious!! Landru is merrily FReepin'... (BigMan on rhythm...Mike Nailin' the Lead!!) The FReepin' Right wears blue tomorrow... Will Ol' Slick ever remember... Post-FReep...MUD "Pre-FReep...MUD "Post-FReep...MUD 35 minutes...and I returned all my pings in the meantime...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Prototypical Marxist BernieBOT Psycho...the lying RATmedia is largely responsible 4 creating these RATweirdos, iMho...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "French are Feeble Fighters Anyway...Who Cares if They Take a Powder in Iraq?!!" "A cursory review of French military history reveals the following: "The moral of the story is - give thanks to God on high that the French are not helping us!" BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD 53 posted on Monday, February 10, 2003 3:56:34 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Absence of Fear" Inside my Mind...legally "Tissue Mass"... Justice shall reign through...shan't raze my home!! FReegards...MUD 135 posted on 10/12/2001 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Quite sincereEE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Don't worry Gran'ma...it'll be alright... Lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom!!! We've heard Left's anguish... And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom... There are plenty of Sheeple who Pray fer Peace... Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers...join in and come play!! And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!! FReegards, my Jewel...MUD 323 posted on Saturday, February 15, 2003 6:58:19 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Clementine" An Arkansan, in the White House, Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid Lincoln bedroom was a sellout, Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid Drove her Ratlings to Whitewater, Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid Susan’s lips upon the Bent One, Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid Then the Liar, fornicator, Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid There are graveyards in the south now, Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid Now you Rats should learn the moral, By FBD 3/02/03 ........................................................... Well, Celebrity Judges: What say you? Do I get a spot on the bench? ;^D 772 posted on 03/02/2003 6:43 AM EST by FBD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I got a worn-out ol' computer with a 486... Tonight, we fight Slick's White House Blight... We decry corruption when we see'it... Tonight, we fight Left's Treas'nous Blight... (Keyboard/Percussion) We met him and his "schtick" eight years ago... Slick spunked on the floor of our great White House... Tonight, we fight the righteous fight... (Keyboard/Percussion to fade) Mudboy Slim Just over two centuries ago, our forefathers risked Life, Liberty, and their personal fortunes Presently occupying the Oval Office at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, is a small petty man, heading a vast criminal conspiracy. Since escaping Justice in the Impeachment Trial, Mr. Clinton has been credibly accused of Violent RAPE Now, we come to find out the President of the United States is most likely guilty of TREASON, Corruption never ran as deep and as wide as is the case with this Administration!! Yes, when it comes to brazenly flouting the laws and mores of this Country, this Clinton Cadre of Corrupt Communist Co-Conspirators No, our "Free Press" cannot even find it in themselves to report on the TREASON committed by Bill Clinton, We've seen how ridiculous the Yugoslavian State-controlled Media Propoganda Machine looked in the recent conflagration in Kosovo... If you want to help in reclaiming our Country from the Evil that occupies the Oval Office, here's the gameplan... RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. Quite Sincerely, P.S. "On the 1st day of March in the Two-Thousand Third Year of our Lord, So sayeth the word of...MUD 1 Posted on 07/03/2000 10:07:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, DeeCeeRATZ/RATmedia R 2 blame 4 their PSYCHO RATminions...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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#2852. To: Tooconservative (#2851)
#2853. To: Liberator (#2852)
#2854. To: Anthem (#2847)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2855. To: Mudboy Slim (#2854)
(Edited)
nor be you anytime soon.
Yet even the ancient mariner
got called a "grey-beard loon"!
for politicos and such
In fun I insinuate, "fool",
my meaning, "not so much."
#2856. To: Tooconservative, pericles, war (#2853)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2857. To: Anthem (#2855)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2858. To: All (#2857)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2859. To: Liberator, war (#2850)
Then presumably he returned back inside his office, carrying on the same Wall St. duties his kindred spirits were protesting.
Gotta love the guilt-free way well-to-do Dems/Progressives/Commies roll."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2860. To: A K A Stone (#2843)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2861. To: buckeroo (#2756)
Lemme guess...Bernie the MARXist MORON?! Or Johnson, the NO BORDERS pretender?!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2862. To: buckeroo (#2756)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2863. To: Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Livesay, gYm (#2862)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's version of Bob Dylan's "All Along the Watchtower")
Said the Sultan to AuntB...
There's too much corruption.
I must act...I must FReep!!
Businessman, there...show some spine!!
Dubyuh, smoke my herb.
MUD shall never compromise...
SlickWillie, heed my words!!
"Fer Treason you'll be Indicted!!
Yer grief I shall evoke!!
There are RATS here amongst US...
Who fear Justice is but a joke!!
But Mudboy Slim...he's been through that...
Yes, Slick's thugs raided the MudCave!!
So let RATS stop talking falsely now...
Left's Power's all 'bout HATE!!
Justice...we'll renew!!
While all Slick's PhatWhore's came and went...
Intern heffers...EWWW!!
SlickBoy...yer MUD's sole bitch, sir!!
Ol' Mudboy doth growl...
Butt-riders shall encroach Slick...
And Ol' Slim shall laugh and HOWL!!!!
All Behold Left's Dyin'Power!!
All Behold Slick's JusticeHour!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2864. To: All U brainDEAD RATminions (#2863)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2865. To: coteblanche, EdZep, heavyd, CHIEF negotiator, Taxman, stand watie, KLT (#2864)
He's loud in his laugh and he's coarse in his jest;
Of favour and fortune unmerited vain,
A sharper in trifles, a dupe in the main;
Achieving of nothing, still promisiong wonders,
By dint of experience improving in blunders;
Oppressing true merit, exalting the base,
And selling his country to purchase his peace.
A jobber of stocks by retailing false news;
A prater at court in the style of the stews;
Of virtue and worth by profession a giber;
Of juries and senates the bully and briber.
Though I name not the wretch you know who I mean --
'Tis the cur-dog of Britain and spaniel of Spain.
*Whig Prime Minister
(Jonathan Swift was a staunch Tory i.e.good conservative)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2866. To: All (#2863)
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Turn the Page")
Can you condone Ol' Slick's intern moanin'...humpin' Bill's four-inch Ceegah?!
Can you ignore how he treats women...
Or the girls Willie's Lust destroyed?!
Folks, your thoughts must soon be wonderin'...the way mine always do...
"Why'd we give Slick so much Power...when he's such a gawl-durned fool?"
Now you know why folks missed Reagan...
I'm just glad Clinton's term is through...ummhmmmmmm...
More than a Man...humpin' his page...
He must go!! CONVICT Slick, my FRiends...
Must be BOLD...Left'll feel our RAGE!
Still, they spew their lies and "spin" you...
As if you just got off the Boat!
You pretend the Press don't bother you...
But you just want to explode...!!!
Most times you can't hear 'em talk...other times you can...
All the same ol' cliches..."Radical Christian"..."Righteous Man".
But, you always seem outnumbered...Right don't dare make a stand.
Fight da Man, show'em your Rage...
LEFT MUST KNOW!! JAIL RAT's WHORE, my FRiends...
When we're BOLD, we'll turn the page!!
While bit by bit your Liberties...are slowly sucked away!
As the cash flows from your wallet...you cower just beneath the fray.
Later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed...
With the echoes of EX-Prez'dent's lies...ringin' in your head...
How you try, but you just can't forget...
All your forefathers who bled...
They bled for you!! We didn't want a King...
We've got laws...put Slick in a Cage!!
Left don't know...how to feel our pain!
When we VOTE, they'll know our rage!!
Ah, there Slick is...in the News again...
DemonRATS, where's YOUR outrage?!
SLICK MUST GO!! Right's in charge again!!
There Slick goes...Where? Think I know-ow!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2867. To: All U brainDEAD RAT SNOWflakes...WAKE UP, U MORONS!! (#2866)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2868. To: conservativemusician, Landru, BufordP, kristinn, Angelwood, tgslTakoma, TrueBlackMan, ironman, Sultan88, Flora MacDonald (#2867)
(To be sung to the Fabulous Thunderbird's "Tuff Enuff")
Ain't no doubt about it, WillieBoy, Right Shall RE-Impeach!!
We'll wrestle with yer Liars in Left's Medyuh Whore'd...
It's all Right, Willie...you Chi-Com Whore!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATS ain't tuff enough!!
Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!!
Nothin' we'll do to you that's too rough fer me!!
Slick caused Waco's burnin' buildings and young children Bill hurt...
We'll FReep Willie 'til he's six feet under dirt!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATS ain't tuff enough!!
Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!!
So the Sheeple know it's Justice We Seek!!
I LOATHE Slick fer his TREASON and I LOATHE Slick fer his Goons!!
I know Justice is Right...Rush Shall Play MUD's Tunes!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATS ain't tuff enough!!
Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!!
Bite me, all you Effete Lib'rals...Left's Been Spurned!!
I'll fight the Lib'ral state...Fight Osama Willie!!
Just to git some Justice, don't you see?!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATS ain't tuff enough!!
Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!!
Slick ain't tuff enough!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATS ain't tuff enough!!
Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!! YEAH!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2869. To: All anti-American DeeCee RAT-tools (#2868)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2870. To: Tooconservative, war, Pericles (#2851)
THAT's a surprise, imho...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2871. To: All (#2867)
Lock Him Up!! Lock Him Up!! Lock Him Up!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2872. To: All (#2871)
RATZ gittin' SKEWERED in Public always cheers me up...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2873. To: KLT, Landru, conservativemusician, M. Thatcher, holdonnow (#2872)
(To be sung to Allman Brothers' Band's "Whippin' Post")
And I don't know why Right let DemMedyuhLib'rals make US their fools!!
Left took all OUR money...to pay DemRATWhore'ds!!
Now RATS're with some of Slick's Chi-ComBuddies...
Treasonin' with OsamaBill!!
Sometimes I feel...next, Right Shall FReep!!
Folks, Rights been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' Medyuh Whore'd!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
That Right's gotta stand by and take it, Nation, 'cuz the Sheeple're Fools!!
Forget all OUR tomorrows...and accept all SlickWillie's SCUM!!
But nothin'll ever change, RAT Slime'll win the day...
If Right Don't Fight On!!!
First, Right Shall FReep...next, Slick Shall Squeeeeeal!!
Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
Yes, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2874. To: All U ShillaryBOTZ (#2873)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2875. To: conservativemusician, stand watie, Fracas, Landru, Snow Bunny (#2874)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Desperado")
You been defendin' Willie fer so long now...
Yea, Slick's Vile Scum...Right knows Clinton Committed Treason!!
The RATS have been scarin' you...please help Fight Left's Power!!
She'll eat you if yer female!!
You know the LEAST Guv'ment is always our best bet...
Now it seems to me Dem Programs have been paid more than $6 Trillion!!
But Left always wants the stuff they can't get!!
Yer "pain" and yer c'ruption, they're drivin' 'way VOTES!!
And FReedom, (yeah, FReedom!!)...well, that's US Good FReepers talkin'...
Left's prison is walkin' through this World as Slick's Drones!!
The Truth Shall Flow 'cuz we know we're Right!!
Guitars to tell the night time from the day!!
Yer losin' all yer fights, you Dolts!!
Ain't it funny how US FReepers lead the way?!
Come down from yer towers, open yer brains!!
RATS may be Losers, but there's a New World before you...
You better let the FReepers love you,
You better let Rush Limbaugh teach you before it's too late!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2876. To: Cyber-Band, conservativemusician, Joe Montana, Paul Cruce, Bob J, Clarity, dead (#2875)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's acoustic version of "House of the Risin' Sun")
There lives the Vile Clinton!!
And he's been the hero of many Lib'rals...
But Slick's a bag o' SCUM!!
He sold our nukes fer cheap!!
Our FReedoms are endangered, folks...
'Cuz good Sheeple sleep!!
Is fer his TREASON to be judged!!
'Cuz the only way we'll stop his lyin'...
Is when we string him up!!
He torched that Waco Compound!!
Folks, the only pleasure Bill gets outta life...
Is when Slick's Abusin' his Power!!
We gotta do what must be done!!
Must show the Powers in ol' DeeCee...
That Justice is fer everyone!!
Yes, we must remove his stain!!
We're marchin' back to ol' DeeCee...
Let's put that boy in chains!!
Slick's place is in Prison!!
We're goin' back to force Congress...
To Re-Impeach Clinton!!
We shan't condone TREASON!!
Must sing this tune of Justice, dear Lord...
YES...WE'LL DETHRONE CLINTON!!!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
(Impeach@gain.harder!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2877. To: war (#0)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2878. To: hondo68 (#2513)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2879. To: Liberator, Anthem, borisY, palo verde, mel_living, AuntB, goldilucky, Badeye, Jhoffa_, Jethro Tull (#2838)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise")
'Cuz Slick Willie is gonna FRY...
Clinton's MINE!!
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!
Justice Shall Be OURS Once Slick Goes Down...
He'll Be SQUEEEEEEALIN' LOUD!!
And MUD hadta FReep RATS' Lyin' SCUM!!
Slick, say "So long!!"
When we get Slick Re-Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Just know that The Righteous Shall Triumph!!
Slick's Chi-Com SCUM!!
This whole world won't be the same...
DemokRAT Shame!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2880. To: All U Lib'ral weaselZ, RATZ, RINOZ aka VERminionZ (#2879)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2881. To: All (#2880)
(To be sung to The Rascals' "People Got To Be Free")
Sheeple ev'rywhere just wanna be FRee!
Listen here, listen 'bout Ol' Slick's TYRANNY...
DETHRONE THE TYRANT...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!!
If everyone learned to FReep Slick Willie! Unh hunh...
Seems that he...sold us out, sold our Security!!
Ohh, how can you and me really ever trust Ol' Bubba?!
Now...help me now!!
All the World over, good folks yearn to be FRee...
People in this Country don't need squat from DemFreaks!!
We must now demand it...screw the folks in DeeCee...
People really care...you must believe me!!
All it takes is YOU to understand and pull him thru. Ahh ah ah...
Seems to me...we gotta solve it individually...
And I'll do unto you what you do fer me!!"
I'll be shoutin' from the Mountains or out to Sea...
Don't you worry 'bout it...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!!
Ask me my opinion...'bout impris'nin Willie...
Folks, Slick's a Vile Bastard, don't deserve to be FRee!!
Oh, what a feelin'...won'tcha come on and FReep!!
Gonna move some mountains...make'em hear in DeeCee!
All patriots say come on and go see...
Sheeple are awakening...Good Folks, MARCH ON DEECEE!!
That's the Train of FReedom!!
Slick'll soon take a dive...any minute now...
You know it's been a long...long overdue!
Look Out, US FReepers're comin' right on thru...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2882. To: All (#2881)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2883. To: Cyber-Band, conservativemusician, Landru, Grampa Dave, Joe Montana, George W. Bush, Billie, lawgirl, Victoria Delsoul, amom, mommadooo3, Cincinatus' Wife, Snow Bunny, coteblanche (#2882)
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "The Wind Cries Mary")
Now, the Left has all gone to bed...
You can hear MudboySlim staggering all thru his FReeps...
Justice Shall Be Had!!
And MUDZ spin whispers, "Willie!!"
Up the broken peices of an imperfect life.
Somewhere RATS' Queen is weeping...
Somewhere Ol' Slim whups young Spike!!
And MUDZ spin cries, "Willie!!"
The Fight 'gainst Socialists...Right Shall Now Win!!
The Medyuh Whiners can all "BITE ME!!"
Cause yer Lib'ral S#I+ is dead!!!
And MUDZ Tunes Scream, "JUSTICE!!"
The Kids HE HAS KILLED in the past?!!
Slick's a KLUTZ, he'll be raped, by his CellMate!!
MUD whispers, "YO!! Tyranny Shall Not Last!!"
And then Slim boinked Chelsea...
110 posted on 12/18/2002 0:28 AM EST by Mudboy Slim"
111 posted on 12/18/2002 1:03 AM EST by Mudboy Slim"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2884. To: All (#2883)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2885. To: poet, Jethro Tull, Joe Montana, Reagan Man, backhoe (#2875)
1 - Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2,000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
2 - Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare: "French armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman."
3 - Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.
4 - Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.
5 - Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant but still manages to get invaded. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
6 - War of Devolution - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
7 - The Dutch War - Tied. Dutch farmers and tulip growers are tougher than they look.
8 - War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War - Lost, but claimed as a tie.
Three ties in a row induces deluded Francophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.
9 - War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.
10 - American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; " France only wins when America does most of the fighting."
11 - French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.
12 - The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for the Russian winter, Prussian grenadiers or a British footwear designer.
13 - The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. For the first, but certainly not the last time, Germany plays the role of drunk frat boy to France 's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
14 - World War I - Invaded, humiliated and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Winds up a tie for les francaise. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, the American fascination with personal hygiene (a fascination totally foreign to French women) incites widespread use of condoms by American soldiers, thus precluding any improvement in the French bloodline.
15 - World War II - A decisive defeat even by French standards. Hitler and the German Youth spend Christmas time sleeping soundly through the winter, then arouse themselves to conquer France in six weeks. Hitler dances in front of the Eiffel Tower, while the French command staff retreats to Algeria to institute a crash language program to teach French privates how to say "I surrender" in German and French generals to say "We surrender" in German. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song and some small portion of the German work ethic. De Gaulle of it all...
16 - First Vietnamese war (in Vietnamese circles, known as "the scrimmage", or "the exhibition game" where the varsity squad is kept on the sideline to see how the second string will play) - Lost. French soldiers, fresh off their four year occupation by the Germans, catch a terminal case of Dien Bien Flu.
17 - Algerian rebellion - Lost. First time an Arab army has beaten a Western army since the Crusades, and produces the first rule of modern Islamic warfare: "We can always beat the French." A nice phrase, but it lacks something in originality, since it is also the first rule of warfare for the Italians, Russians, Prussians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, Native Americans and capitalists.
18 - War on Terrorism - Lost. Incensed at not being included in the original "Axis of Evil," France refuses to participate. When it becomes clear that this is a "no-kidding war," Jacques Chirac looks at his cards and immediately surrenders to that old warhorse, Gerhard Schroeder. For good measure, he also surrenders to five million illegal immigrants from Algeria.
(RATS're Spineless, Spiritless POLTROONS!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2886. To: Jewel (#2885)
(To be sung to Jewel's "Absence of Fear")
It Knows yet Yearns...my Mind shan't Waste!!
Inside my "hollow" heart...there's some extra room...
Sky-Seedin' fer Lightnin'...ain't waitin' fer you!!
But if you want to...I-eye-eye am needing you here!!
Help Restore...the Absence of Fear!!
This Country's undaunted...bin Laden's MY 'HO!!!
Mudboy calls to you...to all my FReepin' FRiends...
We must support George Dubyuh...must DESTROY THE LEFT!!!
Justice-Lustin'...and I am needing you here...
Allah's the Absence of Fear!!
Fer Justice Hunger...Left's Justlessness is Rilin' me...
And Slick knows he's no Nam Ranger...this is TYRANNY!!
New FRiends shan't ignore our tunes...Slick's our Darkest Day!!!
Truth Shall Triumph...we're the True Right...We'll reinvent Screen Names...
For I am wanting you...and I am needing you here...
The Future's Clear...Restore the Absence of Fear!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2887. To: All U nasty, deluded, EVIL DemonRATminions (#2886)
PAYback's HELL, U DeeCeeRATbeeches!!
Prosecute these RAT-bassTURDZ 2 the fullest extent of the Law, then...
"LOCK THEM UP!! LOCK THEM UP!! LOCK THEM UP!!"
Sorry 2 haveta say this, but NO WAY is this the "Last Terrorist Act by DeeCeeRATZ!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2888. To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat, BOBTHENAILER, conservativemusician, M. Thatcher, pokerboy (#2886)
(To be sung to Jewel's "life uncommon")
And don't worry brothers, say your prayers and sleep tight!!
And it'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...MUD'll be just fine!
No longer bend Right's strength fer that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And ALL shall learn...the Right ain't Monsters.
I've heard Left's hearts cry out!!
Right is tired, we are weary, but we aren't worn out!!!!
Set down your chains...'til only Faith remains...
Set down Left's chains!!!
No longer lend your Strength to that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And We Shall Build...a World of Honor!!
But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be.
Left's Programs Enslave and Numb!!
Yet, the Heavens will hush themselves to hear...
Our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom...
Songs of FReedom!!
There is a Good Army coming and we are Armed with Faith...
To live, we must give...Justice!!
No longer lend our Strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...The Right shall lead...
Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And Right Shall Prove That Right's Worth Honorin'!!
(I HATE "Hate", but I LOATHE Osama bil Clinton...MUD)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2889. To: Anthem, FBD, goldilucky, sultan88, jla, Pippin, lodwick, FreeTheHostages, ST.LOUIE1, dansangel, BOBTHENAILER (#2855)
A FReep song for the kiddies!
Working for the Chi-Commies.
Lived a traitor, fornicator,
And his horrid Hilda-beast
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast
And the guests were from the East.
Coffin boxes, full o’ corpses,
Scandals worked for Hilda-Beast
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast
Now they all have done some time.
Put a bullet into Foster,
Fell into the foaming Slime.
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast
Blowing Hubble’s Charlie Tree.
But alas, they wouldn’t speak out,
Still they got some jail to see.
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast
Soon began to speak and whine.
Thought we oughta go to Bosnia,
Now he’s with his Valentine.
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever,
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast
Where the Friends of Bill are laid.
There grow Roses ‘mongst McDougal,
Prison was the price he paid
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slicks in jail now, gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast
Of this little tale of Sleaze.
Shredding all the Constitution,
Will not save your Hilda-beast!
(French Basher Dude)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2890. To: Paul Cruce, PhiKapMom, AuntB (#2889)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Racin' in the Streets")
Fax machine and patriotism galore.
Left's threatnin' our Rights with all their Guv'ment rot...
Clinton's a Chinese Communist Whore!
Me and my FReeper buddies gonna fight to the last...
Gonna kick Ol' Slick right outta town.
'Cuz Bill took Chinese money, helped our Nukes get snatched...
We'll Re-Impeach, then we'll CONVICT that clown!!
We're gonna knock that Traitor outta his seat!
Summer's here and the time is right...
For marchin' on DeeCee!
We expose tyranny by the State.
When Limbaugh shuts down, we hit the DrudgeReport...
We're all funded by "Dick" Mellon-Scaife.
Now some folks, they just give up caring...
And start givin' up their Liberties, piece by piece.
Some folks come home from work and wash up...
Then go hit the Web to FReep!!
We're gonna stomp those Lib'rals beneath our feet!
Summer's here and the time's just right...
We're gonna bring down those Elites!!
Sixties' Lib'ral with "an eye for the babes."
With far-Left Media at his back....
Slick told the World he's here to stay!
But now there's Treason, Rape, and Chinese spies...
So many lies...Oh no, it just ain't Right!
This Country's drones, they need a spark...
Need Ol' Mudboy singin', "It's worth the fight!"
But folks said, "Wait, 'cuz Wall Street's soarin'!"
They stare off all numb, afraid to fight...
Trustin' LIES of folks who slaughter the Unborn.
For all you mind-numbed robots and Network "hotshots"...
Ignorin' crimes to beat the Band.
Tonight, the Sheeple and me, we're gonna take back DeeCee...
And purge this filth from our Land!
Out of our way, Lib'rals, you best keep!
'Cuz Summer's here and the mood's just Right...
For FReepin' on DeeCee!
to stand up against an over-bearing and tyrannical government. Because of their courage and determination,
the original Thirteen Colonies became what we now know as the United States of America.
Therefore, our honored forebears were all-too-aware of the propensity for central governing bureaucracies to grow out of control.
The writers of our Constitution, in an attempt to protect the citizenry from this eventuality,
chose to enumerate our individual liberties in the Bill of Rights. The First Amendment includes "the right to free speech,"
which not only protected the individual's right to speak out against the government,
but also enabled the Fourth Branch of Government--the Free Press, if you will--to flourish.
For over two hundred years, this watchdog Media has turned over many rocks,
exposing the dark under- belly of American politics...UNTIL NOW!!
Bill Clinton most certainly committed multiple felonies and obstructed justice in the Monica Lewinsky matter.
A morally-weak, spineless Senate was not up to the task of removing him from office,
making a mockery of our Legal System as the #1 Law Enforcement Officer in the land is master-minding a relentless attack on The Rule of Law;
however, it is clear that Clinton is "Guilty" (beyond all reasonable doubts) of multiple felonies
and SHALL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!!
by one nice woman, Ms. Juanita Broaddrick. Either this is a major slander against the good name of an innocent man...
or else Bill Clinton raped and violently bit the lip of this young woman.
If it wasn't true, don't you think the Rapist- in-Chief would have come out a bit more strongly in his own defense?!
for accepting illegal foreign campaign donations from the Communist Chinese in exchange for basically offering a free run
of our Nuclear Weapons Labs and authorizing high technology transfers through key Democratic National Committee contributors, Hughes and Loral.
is charting a new course. Yet, the blatantly Left-Wing Media can't find the time or the manpower to investigate/report the Truth
about Slick Willie's Felonious Behavior, the "dark side" of the man who could violently rape a supportor and suggest as he left,
"Better put some ice on that, baby!"
in which each and every man, woman, and child in America is now significantly more at risk than 8 years ago,
simply because Bill Clinton needed some illegal contributions to retain his tenuous hold on the reins of Power.
who amongst the Media Poltroons can explain to me the difference between Clinton's Media and Slobo's?
Fortunately, the Network drones are becoming irrelevant!
DE-PENSION. DISBAR. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
(COURT-MARTIAL FOR TREASON AND APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT OPTIONAL)
Mudboy Slim
there was a Grand Convening of Patriots at the Sylvan Theater in Washington, DC.
This convention of FReedom-loving Americans from accross the Continent was unanimous in its call for JUSTICE
to be exacted upon those who would commit TREASON against our great Country!!
Historians will record this great day as the beginning of the end of William Jefferson Clinton's Treasonous Reign of Terror!!
(Impeach@gain.HARDER!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2891. To: All (#2890)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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