Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1415422 Comments:3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
"Back on Black!!" (To be sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black")
Back on Black!! I OPUS'd RATS!! It's been too long...I'm glad to be back!! Yes, Mudboy's loose...singin' Truth!! MODZ kept MUD lurkin' about... Right's been fightin' fer what's Right!! 'Cuz Life's gittin' me high!! Fergive my mirth, but I NEVER Lie!! Chi-Com RATS SPY!! RATS LIE!! Abusing all defenseless bums and unborn child!!
Folks, I'm back... Yes, MUD's back...On Attack!! Yes, Right's back...RAT-a-TatTat!! Right's Back on Black!! Yes, MUD's back on Black!!
Back in the Pack...all DemRATS're cracked!! Winnin' big with the ballot...Right's got Power back!! I'm in a band...takin' stands... RATS cannot catch me...'cuz Ol' Mudboy shall sing!! Folks, I'm FReepin' with Black...and we're whuppin' Dem RATS!! Next Mudboy's gonna be FReepin' all that HipHopRap!! MUD's just makin' his play... RINOs, don't push yer luck...just git outta my way!!
Folks, I'm back... Yes, MUD's back... On Attack!! Yes, Right's back... RAT-a-TatTat!! Right's Back on Black!! Yes, MUD's back on Black!!
"We are at war. We are engaged in a titanic struggle in which the fates of nations are being decided. In war the fact that a surrounded garrison surrenders without any shots being fired makes its capture no less a military victory for one side and a defeat for the other. When the Soviet Union advances by using proxy troops, its conquests are still Soviet victories and Western defeats.
Since World War II, the Soviet military buildup has been continuous and the Soviet expansionist pressure has been relentless. Moscow has fished assiduously in the troubled waters left in the wake of the dismantlement of the old colonial empires. It has blockaded Berlin, fomented revolutions in Latin America, Asia, and Africa, aided aggression in North Korea and North Vietnam. It has trained and subsidized guerillas, disrupted elections, shot down unarmed planes, sponsored coups, shot refugees, imprisoned dissidents. It has threatened, blustered, connived, conspired, subverted, bribed, intimidated, terrorized, lied, cheated, stolen, tortured, spied, blackmailed, murdered--all as a matter of deliberate national policy. [Side Note: add in TREASON and you've pretty well described the Clinton Presidency...all kidding aside!!]
The basic rule of Soviet [and Lib'ral DemonRAT] behavior was laid down years ago by Lenin: Probe with bayonets. If you encounter steel, withdraw. If you encounter mush, continue. The question is which will the Soviets [and the Lib'rals] encounter: steel or mush?
The answer to that question lies with America's leadership. Not just the political leadership. What kind of world view the American President has, how well he understands the uses of power and the nuances of diplomacy, whether he has a strategic vision and the will and shrewdness to carry it out--all these are vital, even dispensable, elements. But more broadly, the answer lies with those segments of American leadership whose attitudes determine the limits of the possible for American policy.
Unfortunately, America is still suffering from the legacy of the 1960s. A rabid anti-intellectualism swept the nation's campuses then, and fantasy reigned supreme. Attacks on anything representing the established order were in fashion. The discords of that decade and of its aftermath critically weakened the nation's capacity to meet its responsibilities in the world, not only militarily but also in terms of its ability to lead."
This is the only Richard Nixon-authored book I ever read, and it was a dooozie!! Published in 1980--and apparently co-collaborated with West Coast Talk-show Host, Hugh Hewitt-- this book provided me with my Basic Foundation of Knowledge as to the Political Fight Between Good and Evil, Right and Left, Conservatives and Lib'rals!!
What a Divine Inspiration you are, my FRiend, JH2!!
Right, don't take no prisoners...don't fear RATS' lies!! Dem girleymen don't like to fight!! I got you, Bill!! I'm gonna FReep you to Hell!! Right's gonna git you!! MUD'll git you!!
Bill's Hell!! Yeah...Bill's Hell!! Slick got MUD singin'..."All's Well!!" Right's adventure is nigh...Bill's Hell!! How is that Black thread tastin'?! Chump, yer arse is mine!! Slick Willie's Eeevil...ain't no FRiend of mine!! We're the PROUD Right...FReepin' 'cuz it feels so Right!! Ain't no good on the Left...folks, I'm stickin' to the Right!!
Right, don't take no prisoners...shan't scare the Right!! Yep...Mudboy really LOVES this fight!! I got you, Bill!! MUD's yer nemesis from HELL!! Truth's gonna git you...Right'll whup you!!
#2813. To: xUSMC0311, badeye, white sands, buckeroo, fitz, goldilucky, AuntB, sneakypete, ferret, rotten, eschoir (#2812)
"...perhaps on the condition you won't attack liberals personally. Unless I'm mistaken, you say some very mean things about liberals. My dad is a liberal, and I argue with him all of the time. He's a good person, as you are a good person. But he's anti-gun, and he's pro- seatbelt laws, and he supports a huge amount of socialism and tyranny disguised as feel good rhetoric and propaganda spewed by the liberal government bastards."
Let me clarify myself here...I really have no problem with "liberals", and that is why I ALWAYS use the word "Lib'rals" to describe the folks I have a beef with. "Lib'rals" in my lexicon are those folks who insist on forever growing the Federal leviathan and centralizing as much Power as possible in either the Federal Guv'ment or the United Nations. SHEEESH, we've got a $2.57 TRILLION Federal Budget this year!! That's approximately one-fifth (not including Social Security) of the Gross Domestic Product being siphoned off by the Feds...EVERY YEAR!! And presently we've got a majority of the SCOTUS doing every thing it can to grow government Power with almost every case they review!! That's tyrannical in my book...and thereby EVIL!!
Now, let me make it clear that I don't believe all Lib'rals are EVIL. No, in my belief system, Lib'rals can be either EVIL or IGNORANT. And by IGNORANT I don't mean these folks are STOOOPID, just that they IGNORE the fact that Socialism has been proven to be EVIL (i.e. National Socialism in Germany in the 30's and 40's, Soviet Communism in the Soviet Union fer most of the last century, and Pol Pot's murderous regime in Cambodia, etc). Absent the Mass- Murder, America's growing flirtation with Socialism is EVIL as well. If a group of folks openly and proudly promote an ideology that has been demonstrated to be EVIL, collectively I call them EVIL, even if they aren't necessarily EVIL individuals. Heck, when I was recently back in Kansas fer my Grandma's 90th B-day, I ended up discussing politics with some Lib'ral relatives who I usually only exchange emails with. These folks are not unlike yer dad, and I think I might have made some headway in convincing them of my mantra about "Devolving Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities and Individuals as prescribed by our Constitution." With a couple of them, I even think I got them to understand- -if not adopt--my wish to "Git the US Outta the UN!! Git the UN Outta the US!!" I love these folks and think they are good people fer the most part, but I think they fear Liberty and the Responsibility it implies. They choose to IGNORE the FReedoms we are surrendering to the various levels of Guv'ment, especially the Federal Guv'ment.
No, ex-Marine, I respect true "liberals" (aka Classical Liberals), but I think the Big Guv'ment proponents hijacked the word "liberal" to make their "socialism and tyranny" more palatable to the masses.
"Black's FReepers!!" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Black Peter")
All of Greg's FRiends came to see him last night... Sultan's watchin' with the Lord at his side. Landru, Stormhands and JLA know Devolving Power's sooo Right!!
Ignore Left's spin...the Medyuh fools retards!! Next, Hoo-oo-oo'll stand 'gainst Big Guv'ment RATS?! Must make our stand...Dem Lib'ral FReeaks all LIE!! Folks, my FRiends shall live to meet the Band!!
FReepers love Rush and Sean Hannity's vibe... Right we trust...gonna whup RATS' Power!! MUD don't play...Dem Socialists ain't Right!! Left's sorrow is great...help US FReep RATS out!!
Yes, Greg knew Obenshain...Warner's Judgement Day!! Now we must fight fer this Great Country...and Right shall win!! Poet's looking down on US...future's lookin' up!! Fi-i-ight fer yer children...my FRiends, we have the Power!! Fight RAT-Power...Fight Left's Power!!
You FReepers should know...ModSquad FReepers ain't fair!! Thank God there are men as BOLD as Meek!! ForGod'sSake, we're all FReepers...ModSquad, please reFRain!! Folks, let's fight to be FRee!! Liberty!! Must be FRee!! Come...Liberty...we're FRee!!
"Heathen Slime!!" (To be sung to the Velvet Underground's "Pale Blue Eyes")
Liberty makes me happy... Sosh'lism...it is bad... Lib'rals ain't never happy... They're Commies who are oh so mad... NATION, RE-IMPEACH LEFT'S CAD!! Just move on, you Chi-Com spies... Left is WRONG...come join the Right!!
Sing it out from the mountain tops... "Liberty Fer the Meek!!" Lib'ral fools love enslavement... It's yer money Leftists seek!! It's yer FReedom RATS seek!! Just move on...Dem Leftists LIE!! Left is WRONG...come join our fight!!
If I could tell the World the TRUTH 'bout Slick'n'Hillary... RightWing shall ne'er fear her!! Stand up fer Liberty!! Stand tall becuz yer FRee!! Just move on...Slick Willie's slime... RATS are WRONG!! Come join the Right!!
Vote fer Life and FReedom!! Whup Dem Lib'rals' butts!! We say, "Justice is Right On this time... Slick LIES...his gig is up!!" Down fer FOOLS is UP!! Can't move on...RATS Treas'nous Spies!! Left is WRONG!! RINOs ain't Right!!
It is GOOD that Right IMPEACHED Willie... Right must do it once again!! Must fight Dem Lib'ral Fairies... Fight fer TRUTH, my FReeper FRiends... MUD ain't foolin'...we'll git Ol' Slick!! Shan't move on...Left's Heathen Slime!! Left is WRONG...come join the Right!!
"Holy God is Right!!" (To be sung to Kid Rock's "Only God Knows Why")
Right's 'bout fightin' fear...tryin' to whup the Left. Kerry lies to hisself...Country must re-find itself!! Justice ain't 'bout payback...it's so RATS don't come back!! Right says that "Ev'ry man needs Liberty!!" DemRATS're freakish Commie SCUM...we know RATS ain't Right!! I love my only son...I pray he won't haveta fight!! Right rejects Guv'ment swill...don't need Slick feelin' our pain... Must shrink the Fed'ral Guv'ment till...Lib'ralism's been shamed!! All good FReepers know my game...we'll sing TRUTH way out loud!! Dem Lib'ral folks mess with me...they'll learn the RightWing is proud!! Justice, it's the price we pay...must reject Left's rot...Make Yer Stand!! RightWing bands and FRee Iraq...whuppin' Commie SCUM!!
Watch the Left's walls come tumblin' down... When they hear our righteous sound!! Yeah...umm hmmm... George "Dubyuh" Bush shall devolve Power... And the FReeWorld shall stand proud!!
FReepers, you know the righteous things we gotta do... RATS don't understand 'bout our FReedoms they eschew!! It's been so long since Reagan's gone... Gip's been gone, Right's been gone for way too long... Perhaps Right fergot to Cut Guv'ment... 'Cuz FReepers, I know there's more to life than this!! Right's said it soo many times...our wisdom has learned... "You live with bold passion...US FReepers'll git what we deserve!!" Hanoi John, he's LYIN'!! Kerry committed war crimes!! RATS been takin' but ain't been earnin'... Right's been leeched upon fer long time!! Folks, it's time we FReep the Country...with our heads held high... We'll FReep on and on...'cuz Holy God is Right!!
Holy God...Holy God...Holy God Loves Right!! Holy God...knows....why, why, why Holy God Knows Right!! Find yerself a Lib'ral, then...teach 'em all 'bout FReedom!! Hey hey hey...
Baa...baa...baa...baa...baa... Mindlessly passing yer time in this Country away... Only dimly aware of a certain vile sleaze in the air. You better WATCH OUT!! We got some dawgs about!! I've been watchin' Clinton and I have seen... Left's hatchin' an EVIL SCHEME!!
What do you get fer pretendin' The Danger's Not Real?!! Meek and Obedient, YOU CONDONE Slick Willie!! Yer Socialist Med'yuh insults OUR Values...Big Deal!! What a surprise! That look of IGNORANT Bliss in yer eyes... EX-Prez'dent's workin' fer Beijing!! NO!!! This ain't no Bad Dream!! Ohh...ohh...ohh...ohhh...ohh...
[The Lib'rals Prayer] "Slick Willie's my Shepard...I shall not want. I Care Not That He LIES!! To preserve Peace, We Must IGNORE EX-Prez'dent's Commie SPIES!!"
But Knowledge Shall Releaseth thy Soul... Bill Clinton has endangered this Entire Nation!! He's floutin' OUR Sacred Constitution!! For lo...Bill HAD Great Power, but NO Honor!! Soon, cometh the day we "lowly" ones, Through quiet reflection and great dedication, COMPLETE THE ACT OF IMPEACHMENT!!!! LO!! We shall Rise Up...and then We'll make Dem Lib'rals' Eyes Water!!!
Writing and singing, MUD'll pounce on Ol' Slick with a SCREAM!! Wave upon wave of patriotic Americans... Will march out of obscurity to join OUR team!!
Have you heard the News?!! Lib'ralism's DEAD!! Soon, Slick we'll INDICT!! In Jail, Bill'll Grow Old!! Get outta OUR way...if YOU Refuse to Be BOLD!!!
"All Dem Lib'rals Must Be Stoned!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Everybody Must Get Stoned" (aka "Rainy Day Woman"))
They'll stone you when yer trying to sing fer Good... They'll stone you just like Rush said they would... They'll stone you when yer fighting fer yer home... They'll stone you 'cuz RATS think yer all alone!! Still folks, MUD does not feel so all alone... All Dem Lib'rals must be stoned!!
RATS stone you 'cuz they're all just lazy FREAKS... RATS stone you when yer trying to set folks free!! RATS stone you when you stand against their Lord... RATS stone you with the LeftWing Media Whore'd!! Folks, I do not feel so all alone... All Dem Leftists must be stoned!!
Left'll stone you when yer singin' on Fox Cable... Left'll stone you just 'cuz yer young and able... Left'll stone you when yer trying to make a buck... Left'll stone you and then RATS say, "You SUCK!!" Folks, I shall not Brief Barack alone... All Dem Marxists must be stoned!!
Well RATS stone you and say that they're yer friends... RATS stone you but Dem sheeple come back again... RATS stone you when yer reachin' fer the stars... RATS stone you when MUD's playing his guitar!! Still folks, I do not feel so all alone... All Dem Statists must be stoned!! That's Right!!
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Yes, Lib'rals stone you when folks are all alone... Lib'rals stone you when you are outta Hope... Lib'rals stone you whenever you are brave... Lib'rals stone you when RATS tax you in yer grave!! Still, I do not feel so all alone... All Dem Lib'rals must be stoned!!