Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1415247 Comments:3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
"Packed in Back" (Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black")
Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re- writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme.
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!
Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way!
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!
Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!"
Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day... Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet. Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUDZ Earth to Jewel's Sun] Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!! Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!" Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!" But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down... GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!! Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!! Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...
I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!! I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself. Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!! I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!! God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$... Fer what Left did to me!! Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled...IGNORED everything... Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUDZ world to Black... SLAUGHTERED 'bout all I see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!
Un hunh...un hunh...woo...
I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife... I know she'll be MY Star... But somebody else must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!! JUSTICE BE THINE!!! How can it be?! It Can't be...it Shan't be!! Muuuuuuuuuuuuud...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!
Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C.
"Alright folks...this is gonna be the big thread, the first one to break 10,000 replies."
Actually, it's taking too long to load and some good FRiends' 'puters ain't loading it at all, so this is gonna be twenty (20) 500-post threads. But when that "Black XX" hits 500, Terry McAuliffe SHALL B in Prison and the EX-Traitor-in-Chief will be RE-Impeached, Convicted, Dethroned, De- Pensioned, Indicted, Convicted, Imprisoned, and We'll have Thrown Away the Key!!!"
I GARE-ron-FReepin'-TEE IT!!
Quite SincereLEE...MUD
1 posted on 10/10/2001, 6:19:21 AM by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
#2798. To: William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, dwbh, MurryMom (#2797)
"Mr. EX-Prez'dent" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Mr. Banker")
Oh yeah...oooh...
Mr. EX-Prez'dent...Slick Willie... How much does Power mean?! Won't you reconsider, Willie?! Won't you do this thing fer me?!
RESIGN right now!! Be gone, you whore!! Nixon did, Slick...Even the Score!! Sir, won't you RESIGN, Mister EX-Prez'dent... Won't you RESIGN 'fore we RE-IMPEACH?! Oh Mister EX-Prez'dent, please... Slick, listen to MUD's sound...
(MUD harpin' fer his dinner and The Big Man puttin' a hurtin' on his Les Paul)
Now, I'm plum PISSED OFF, Slick Willie... Said hey, Mister EX-Prez'dent...you've damaged MY Country!! Won'tcha reconsider, Willie... Won't U just RESIGN 4 me?!
I told ya, Willie... Said, "Git outta my House...you Chi-Com Whore!! Slick, YOU killed them Waco children...you left a scar!! Oh, won't you RESIGN, Balkan Butcher... Won't you RESIGN afore I git MEAN?! BOY, won'tcha RESIGN, please?!"
FReegards...MUD
4 Posted on 09/25/2000 10:07:09 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Ya can't say I don't warn ya, ya sleazy, traitorous, rapin', mass-murderin' ba$+ard!!