Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1417370 Comments:3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
"Packed in Back" (Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black")
Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re- writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme.
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!
Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way!
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!
Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!"
"BTW..." (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "By The Way")
Standin' fer Right...gives US a virtuous might... And Right shall fight on...Let US Roll!! By the way, we proudly pray... Reject Fear...RATS're whores!! Hanoi Hero...we're singin' songs fer Truth... We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...Liberty!!
Way Right...we're marked... Limbaugh...root cause!!
Impeached Slick...Senate failed its reason... We'll convict...we'll FReep 'til Slick's career's done!! John ain't Slick...he LIES, claims he's a hero... Kerry's sick..."Defeat JohnK!!", that's our hope!!
Dubyuh...mudrats... World stage...Nags Head!!
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... And Right shall fight on...Right's got soul!! By the way, Left died today... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
Black thread...hope's thick... Song shop...git Slick!!
FReedom's Right...our future is a bold one... Win the fight...folks, Michael Moore is pond-scum!! Righteous Right...you know Dutch Reagan's goals won!! Lib'rals whine...fer Power 'cuz they got none!!
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... Far Right shall fight on...Limbaugh knows!! By the way, RATS LIE and Rape... Left needs Fear...Tyrant Whore'd!! Dandy Lib'rals...Right's singin' songs fer FRee... We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...bless our souls!! By the way, I'm proud we pray... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
(chant)
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... RightWing shall fight on...Dubyuh knows!! By the way, Left's Tyranny...is waning...Culture War!! Saddam's a girl...she's writin' poems 'bout trees... We sing, "Sic Semper...Tyrannus!!" By the way, we're proud we pray... To one God...sacred world!! Standin' fer Right...grants US virtuous might... FReepers shall fight on...Mudboy knows!! By the way, we proudly pray... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
#2762. To: stand watie, conservativemusician, Corin Stormhands, P8riot, AdSimp, iceskater, yankhater (#2761)
"Big Guv'ment!!" (To be sung to Steppenwolf's "The Pusher")
You know I pay way too much in tax... Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!! Folks, I never wanted nothin'... FRom Dem Lib'rals like Bill!! You know, I've seen a lot of Lib'rals walkin' 'round... With HATRED in their eyes!! 'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care... Ah, if you live or if you die!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!! God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!! Right shall Devolve Power from Government!!
DemRATS are dealers...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!! Gotta whup ass on "The Man!!" 'Cuz folks, Dem Lib'rals they're all monsters... Good God, Right's gotta make a stand!! The hammer and the scickle (sp?) ain't the way!! Folks, Left's sellin' you all their FReak dreams... Ah, but Big Guv'ment takes all yer money... Lord, we'll FReep Dems...we'll FReep fer Righteous Dreams!!
God damn...Big Guv'ment!! God damns...God damns the Sosh'lists!! Right musr RISE UP, God...smite down Big Guv'ment man!!
Well, now if I were the president of this land... You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!! I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much we spend!! Yes I'd kill Left with my Bible and my FReepin' and my pen!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!! God damn Big Guv'ment!! I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!"
FReegards...MUD (06/29/2004)
BTW...
Very GOOD MEN DIED 2 SAVE U.S. from STATISTS like the DeeCeeRATZ!!
Least WE can do is carry on their sacred efforts...MUD
"Don't Surrender!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools... We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!! We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud... Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!! We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!! So git up and FReep now...
Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember... Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!! We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend... RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
DemRAT faces are mad and cold... Left's schemes are weak and olde... We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin... And Right's ready to stand tall again!! We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John... DemRATS, they ain't too smart!! Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own... Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... "No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!" George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!! We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin... Culture War's the fight we're wagin'... RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'... I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!! Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... "No retreat, Country won't surrender!!" George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!
"JessieLee and JakeySteve!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "FrankieLee and JudasPriest")
Well, JessieLee and JakeySteve, They were the Best of FRiends!! So when JessieLee cried out, "JUSTICE or SHAME!!" Jakey hollered out...MUD's boy could sing!! We sang, "DemRATS are ALL Fools!!" Up then walk'd a PUNK called "Macker!!" MUD said, "Gimme Slick, TerrieBoy!! Yer loss shall be MUD's gain!!"
Well, MackerBoy, he sat right down Drew his fingers to his chin, Folks, with the bold eyes of Mudboy on him, PUNK's head began to spin. "Would ya please not stare at me like that," PUNK said, "Mudboy, I know yer Right!! Still, you know how RATS must sell their souls... FReepers just won't let me hide."
Well, Mudboy, he just grinned )8^D! and said, "Let's FIGHT!! I'll Teach you FEAR!! PUNK, you'd better hurry 'n TESTIFY... Yes, you know Willie's SCUM, 'Cuz MUD knows you and Slick are QUEER!!" "I'm gonna start my quittin' right now, Just tell me Why You FReep!!"
Mudboy pointed down the road... And said, "FerLiberty!!" "FerLiberty?!!" said MackerPee, Squeeealy voice like a girls in FRight!! "That's Right," said Mudboy Slim, "FerLiberty... Good FReepers call it 'PARADISE!!'"
"I won't give you Slick, Mudboy!!" Said McAuliffe oh so Vile.... "All Right," said Mudboy Slim, "We'll FReep ya 'til ya RESIGN!!"
Well, MackerPUNK, he kneeled right down... Terry kissed MUD's hairy feet... When just then a dude named Limbaugh... Burst upon the scene, Saying, "Are you Mudboy Slim, the FReeper, Whose father captain'd ships?! 'Cuz if you are, There's some jackass callin' you WHACKO!! And they say his name is Slick."
"Woah, Rush...Slick ain't MUD's FRiend," Said Mudboy Slim that night, "I do recall Slick very well, Clinton, he shall feel MUDZ Bite!!" "Yes, yer the one," said El Rushbo, Sittin' there near the WhiteHouse, "Well, my message is, 'Mudboy, Let's ROLL!! RE-IMPEACH RATS' LOUSE!!!'"
Well, MackerPee, he panicked, He stopped kissin' Slim and ran... Until he came up to the spot Where WillieSlick did stand. "What kind of man is MUD?" PUNK said, "Why won't MUD leave US ALONE?!" "It's not yer House," said Mudboy Slim, "It's not yer House...it's MUD's Home!!"
Well, WillieSlick, he trembled, His bowels lost all control!! Over all the crimes and chicks he'd RAPED... Now, MUD's Justice was on a roll!! Slick just stood there staring... From the BigHouse where we put our SCUM!! With four and twenty boyfriends... Just buggerin' SlickWillie's bum. (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!...sorry)
Yes, FReepers still care about our Liberty, Gettin' JUSTICE, therefore WE FReep!! And, foamin' at the mouth, MUD began to make his midnight FReeps. For sixteen nights and days MUD raved, But on the seventeenth he burst... Into the arms of Missuz MUD, Which is where MUD quenched his thirst!!
(Mudboy HOOtin' on the Harp!!)
Lib'rals tried to save Ol' Slick... But FReepers swatted them away like pests!! Except, of course, Left's first Black Prez-uh-dent... Whom they called WillieJeff. And he just walked along, alone, With his guilt so well revealed, And muttered underneath his breath, "Mudboy Made Slick SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!!"
Well, the moral of the story, The moral of this song, Is simply that RATS should never be... Given Power...Left IS Wrong!! So when you see your neighbor carryin' somethin', Help him with his load, But Don't go mis-Votin' fer DemonRATS... 'Cuz they're all just Chi-Com HO's!!