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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#2. To: war (#0)
"Packed in Back" Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re- writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme. Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow! Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way! Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!"
U R packed in back A LOT, ain'tCHA, Ethyl?! War still yer BUTTbuddy, buddy?! Lol@U...MUD
The party of Mud Packers, GOP
"BTW..." Standin' fer Right...gives US a virtuous might... Way Right...we're marked... Impeached Slick...Senate failed its reason... Dubyuh...mudrats... Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... Black thread...hope's thick... FReedom's Right...our future is a bold one... Strong words...steel spine... Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... (chant) Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004)
ALL gave some...some gave ALL. Hope everyO.N.E. had a wonderful Memorial Day weekend...MUD
You know I pay way too much in tax... God damn Big Guv'ment!! DemRATS are dealers...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!! God damn...Big Guv'ment!! Well, now if I were the president of this land... God damn Big Guv'ment!! FReegards...MUD (06/29/2004) BTW... Least WE can do is carry on their sacred efforts...MUD
The MARXist DeeCeeRATmedia Party has LOST ALL CREDIBILITY...
RATZ lies emPOWER Teflon TRUMP...MUD
"Don't Surrender!!" Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools... Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember... DemRAT faces are mad and cold... Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!! Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... Mudboy Slim 1 posted on 10/28/2004, 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
"JessieLee and JakeySteve!!" Well, JessieLee and JakeySteve, Well, MackerBoy, he sat right down Well, Mudboy, he just grinned )8^D! and said, Mudboy pointed down the road... "I won't give you Slick, Mudboy!!" Well, MackerPUNK, he kneeled right down... "Woah, Rush...Slick ain't MUD's FRiend," Well, MackerPee, he panicked, Well, WillieSlick, he trembled, Yes, FReepers still care about our Liberty, (Mudboy HOOtin' on the Harp!!) Lib'rals tried to save Ol' Slick... Well, the moral of the story, Mudboy Slim (12/24/2002)
#2783. To: All (#2782)
SICK-ohh RAT-beeech...MUD BTW...betcha SHE is a $hillaryBOT!!
Willie came from Little Rock, A-R-K... John Huang came from Beijing in Red China. Tobackky Al never once gave it away, BourbonBirch Teddy picked up Mary Jo... HildaBeast's just fading away, "Hey Hubbell, thanks fer sirin' my only child!!" Mudboy Slim...first FReeped 20 July 1997 (re-FReeped 18 February 2003) 33 posted on 7/30/2004, 1:53:03 PM by Mudboy Slim Heh heh heh...MUD
Fer Righteous Truths will will fight you... DemRATS support Vice...they like Tyrants!! The Left promotes TREASON... Right's boldly standin' and fightin'... Kerry's sayin' LIES just to trick you... Right must fight 'gainst Treason... The Left's all 'bout Power... Right's boldly standin' and fightin'... Right'll pay any price just to win this... Right shall win with Honor!! Mudboy Slim 70 posted on 8/2/2004, 4:19:08 PM by Mudboy Slim IMPEACH Virginia Governor Terrie "The RAT-PUNK FEYrie" MacAuliffe...NOW!! Quite sincereLEE...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry... Devolve Power, Prez'dent Donald!! Devolve Power!! Now hear me, DemokRATZ...Right did Liberate Iraq!! Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!! (guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude) Devolve Power, Prez'dent Donald!! Devolve Power!! Mudboy Slim (revised 2 June 2017)
Where has all Left's Power gone? Left's time's passing. Where have all the Lib'rals gone? Left's time's passing. Where have all the Tyrants gone? Soddom's gassing!! Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? Long night's passing. Where have all the Patriots gone? RightWing's FReepin'!! FReegards...MUD (06/23/2004/b>)
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(Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black")
#2635. To: Fred Mertz (#2)
#2636. To: Mudboy Slim, Fred Mertz, party of Lindsey Graham, Ruby Giuliani, Dona Trump, Drama Queens (#2635)
#2760. To: hondo68, A K A Stone, goldilucky, liberator, AuntB, GrandmaC, UncleKenny, Landru, AdSimp (#2636)
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "By The Way")
And Right shall fight on...Let US Roll!!
By the way, we proudly pray...
Reject Fear...RATS're whores!!
Hanoi Hero...we're singin' songs fer Truth...
We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...Liberty!!
Limbaugh...root cause!!
We'll convict...we'll FReep 'til Slick's career's done!!
John ain't Slick...he LIES, claims he's a hero...
Kerry's sick..."Defeat JohnK!!", that's our hope!!
World stage...Nags Head!!
And Right shall fight on...Right's got soul!!
By the way, Left died today...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
Song shop...git Slick!!
Win the fight...folks, Michael Moore is pond-scum!!
Righteous Right...you know Dutch Reagan's goals won!!
Lib'rals whine...fer Power 'cuz they got none!!
Brash acts...stand strong!!
Far Right shall fight on...Limbaugh knows!!
By the way, RATS LIE and Rape...
Left needs Fear...Tyrant Whore'd!!
Dandy Lib'rals...Right's singin' songs fer FRee...
We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...bless our souls!!
By the way, I'm proud we pray...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
RightWing shall fight on...Dubyuh knows!!
By the way, Left's Tyranny...is waning...Culture War!!
Saddam's a girl...she's writin' poems 'bout trees...
We sing, "Sic Semper...Tyrannus!!"
By the way, we're proud we pray...
To one God...sacred world!!
Standin' fer Right...grants US virtuous might...
FReepers shall fight on...Mudboy knows!!
By the way, we proudly pray...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
#2761. To: All Veterans and the Friends and Families of those who gave ALL (#2760)
#2762. To: stand watie, conservativemusician, Corin Stormhands, P8riot, AdSimp, iceskater, yankhater (#2761)
(To be sung to Steppenwolf's "The Pusher")
Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!!
Folks, I never wanted nothin'...
FRom Dem Lib'rals like Bill!!
You know, I've seen a lot of Lib'rals walkin' 'round...
With HATRED in their eyes!!
'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care...
Ah, if you live or if you die!!
God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!!
Right shall Devolve Power from Government!!
Gotta whup ass on "The Man!!"
'Cuz folks, Dem Lib'rals they're all monsters...
Good God, Right's gotta make a stand!!
The hammer and the scickle (sp?) ain't the way!!
Folks, Left's sellin' you all their FReak dreams...
Ah, but Big Guv'ment takes all yer money...
Lord, we'll FReep Dems...we'll FReep fer Righteous Dreams!!
God damns...God damns the Sosh'lists!!
Right musr RISE UP, God...smite down Big Guv'ment man!!
You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!!
I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much we spend!!
Yes I'd kill Left with my Bible and my FReepin' and my pen!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!!
I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!" 
Very GOOD MEN DIED 2 SAVE U.S. from STATISTS like the DeeCeeRATZ!!
#2763. To: All brainDEAD RAT-MORonzMINIonz (#2762)
(Edited)
Except 2 the Willfully IGNORANT...MUD
#2772. To: buckeroo (#2763)
#2773. To: All REDblooded Americans and Pres. Donald J. TRUMP vis a vis Global Warming HOAXParisAccords (#2772)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!!
We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud...
Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!!
We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!!
So git up and FReep now...
Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend...
RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
Left's schemes are weak and olde...
We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin...
And Right's ready to stand tall again!!
We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John...
DemRATS, they ain't too smart!!
Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own...
Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
"No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin...
Culture War's the fight we're wagin'...
RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'...
I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!!
Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!
"No retreat, Country won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!
#2782. To: All MUDZ Children (#2773)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "FrankieLee and JudasPriest")
They were the Best of FRiends!!
So when JessieLee cried out, "JUSTICE or SHAME!!"
Jakey hollered out...MUD's boy could sing!!
We sang, "DemRATS are ALL Fools!!"
Up then walk'd a PUNK called "Macker!!"
MUD said, "Gimme Slick, TerrieBoy!!
Yer loss shall be MUD's gain!!"
Drew his fingers to his chin,
Folks, with the bold eyes of Mudboy on him,
PUNK's head began to spin.
"Would ya please not stare at me like that," PUNK said,
"Mudboy, I know yer Right!!
Still, you know how RATS must sell their souls...
FReepers just won't let me hide."
"Let's FIGHT!! I'll Teach you FEAR!!
PUNK, you'd better hurry 'n TESTIFY...
Yes, you know Willie's SCUM,
'Cuz MUD knows you and Slick are QUEER!!"
"I'm gonna start my quittin' right now,
Just tell me Why You FReep!!"
And said, "FerLiberty!!"
"FerLiberty?!!" said MackerPee,
Squeeealy voice like a girls in FRight!!
"That's Right," said Mudboy Slim, "FerLiberty...
Good FReepers call it 'PARADISE!!'"
Said McAuliffe oh so Vile....
"All Right," said Mudboy Slim,
"We'll FReep ya 'til ya RESIGN!!"
Terry kissed MUD's hairy feet...
When just then a dude named Limbaugh...
Burst upon the scene,
Saying, "Are you Mudboy Slim, the FReeper,
Whose father captain'd ships?!
'Cuz if you are,
There's some jackass callin' you WHACKO!!
And they say his name is Slick."
Said Mudboy Slim that night,
"I do recall Slick very well,
Clinton, he shall feel MUDZ Bite!!"
"Yes, yer the one," said El Rushbo,
Sittin' there near the WhiteHouse,
"Well, my message is, 'Mudboy, Let's ROLL!!
RE-IMPEACH RATS' LOUSE!!!'"
He stopped kissin' Slim and ran...
Until he came up to the spot
Where WillieSlick did stand.
"What kind of man is MUD?" PUNK said,
"Why won't MUD leave US ALONE?!"
"It's not yer House," said Mudboy Slim,
"It's not yer House...it's MUD's Home!!"
His bowels lost all control!!
Over all the crimes and chicks he'd RAPED...
Now, MUD's Justice was on a roll!!
Slick just stood there staring...
From the BigHouse where we put our SCUM!!
With four and twenty boyfriends...
Just buggerin' SlickWillie's bum. (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!...sorry)
Gettin' JUSTICE, therefore WE FReep!!
And, foamin' at the mouth,
MUD began to make his midnight FReeps.
For sixteen nights and days MUD raved,
But on the seventeenth he burst...
Into the arms of Missuz MUD,
Which is where MUD quenched his thirst!!
But FReepers swatted them away like pests!!
Except, of course, Left's first Black Prez-uh-dent...
Whom they called WillieJeff.
And he just walked along, alone,
With his guilt so well revealed,
And muttered underneath his breath,
"Mudboy Made Slick SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!!"
The moral of this song,
Is simply that RATS should never be...
Given Power...Left IS Wrong!!
So when you see your neighbor carryin' somethin',
Help him with his load,
But Don't go mis-Votin' fer DemonRATS...
'Cuz they're all just Chi-Com HO's!!
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#2784. To: Conspiracy Guy, backhoe, A K A Stone, conservativemusician, BufordP, goldilucky, BOBTHENAILER, FBD, iceskater, jla, dead (#2782)
(To be sung to Lou Reed's "Walk On the Wild Side!!")
Politicked his way across the U-S-A.
RAPED some women on the way...
Killed his "friends" 'cuz he was the Prez - Slick said:
"Hey Knaves, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"
Said "Hey Lib'rals, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"
In Slick's White House, Illegal Funds he laundered!!
But Huang never lost the Prez...
'Cuz Slick's TREASON required bread - Huang said...
"Hey Bill, sell yer NUKES to the Chi-Coms!!"
Said, "Hey Willie, Sell the Rope to hang yer side!!"
And Left's MedyuhShills go, doo dodoo (7x on F C)
Chi-Com monks hadta pay and pay!!
Corruption here fer some TREASON there...
Clinton's White House is the place where they said:
"Hey kids, take a walk on the VileSide!!"
Said "Waco kids, we'll send tanks to make YOU FRY!!"
Looking for some lovin' from his two-bit HO!!
Drove into the Chappaquiddick, drowned his date then split the scene - Ted said:
"Hey Bobby, Kennedy's can't commit crimes..."
Said, "Hey Jack, DemonRATS...Ain't We ALL Vile?!!"
Thought she was VeePee in her day.
Lib'ral Wretch, she covets cash,
Prison's where RAT BI+C#'ll breathe her last - she said:
MUD Said, "NooYawkers, Don't Y'all Got Any Pride?!"
And the DemonRATS go, doo dodoo (7x on F C)
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
#2786. To: Landru, conservativemusician, budwiesest, EdZep, ironman, kristinn, joanie-f (#2782)
(To be sung to the Who's "Bargain")
Fer Justice, we'll give all we have!!
The RightWing, we'll triumph ev'ry time and we're MAD!!
Left's words are just Socialist swill!!
Fer Power, RATS're STOOOPID, olde, and sad!!
Reject Dem Leftist RATS!!
Dethrone Dem Leftist RATS!!
Our FReedoms have been dearly bought...
Fer Justice, Right's gotta lead US to the top!!
Hanoi John's no good...Fight The Man!!
He LIED, too, 'bout his "brothers" in Viet Nam!!
The Left Loves Tyranny!!
The Left LOATHES all who're FRee!!
The whole Human Race shall be better...
Our wealth is worth nuthin'...if we lose.
Left's just Commie SCUYM, don't be fooled...
Left's PRO-sedition!!
But Right's working to preserve Liberty!!
The FReepers need YOU!!
Our FReedoms have been dearly bought...
Our Nation...depends on soldiers atop the Wall!!
Culture War's 'bout Good against Bad!!
Must fight fools...Right can't empower RATS' Lib'ralMan!!
Rejoice...Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Rejoice...Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
#2794. To: All witNESSes 2 the Grand DEVOlution...Xcept U, YOO and hoo else is OUT THERE?! (#2782)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")
Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know...
Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Massachusetts Lib'ral to the bone!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real when TRUMP leads U.S. now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals...
Must devolve Power to the States...
States, devolve Power to the Counties...
Folks, it's TIME we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes... )8^D>X***lOl.
N R Righteous Quest 4 Independence Day!!
Our Righteous dreams shall be real when TRUMP leads U.S. now!!
That's Right...WE CAN devolve Power 2 individuals!!
Must devolve Power 2 the States!!
States, devolve Power 2 the Cities!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!
R Righteous dreams shall B real when TRUMP leads U.S. now!!
That's Right...WE CAN devolve Power 2 individuals!!
Must devolve Power 2 the States!!
States, devolve Power 2 the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
TRUMP, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
#2803. To: ken5050, ForGod'sSake, BraveMan, FreeTheHostages, PhiKapMom, AuntB, sultan88, M. Thatcher, dead (#2782)
(To be sung to the Kingston Trio's version of Pete Seeger's "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?")
Where are all the new programs? Slash spending...NOW!!
Where has all Left's Power gone? Clinton tricked Dems, ev'ry one!!
Lib'rals will never learn!! Leftists will never learn!!
Where have all the Lib'rals gone? RATS' slime must go!!
Where have all the Lib'rals gone? RATS loathe FReedom, Commie SCUM!!
Lib'rals will never learn!! Why won't Left ever learn?!
Where have all the Tyrants gone? They live in holes.
Where have all the Tyrants gone? Righteous soldiers bravely won!!
Tyrants shall always burn!! Tyrants will always burn!!
Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? Left's reign is o'er!!
Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? The mass graveyards we've undug.
Why won't the Commies learn?! Tyrants will always burn!!
Where has Ronald Reagan gone? He's Right above!!
Where has all Left's Power gone? Devolve Power...ev'ry one!!
When will y'all ever learn? Tyrants shall always BURN!!
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