Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1416981 Comments:3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
Mudboy is wrong on the war. He is right on most of his other conservative positions. You are right on the war. And wrong on most other issues. I am right on every issue.
Add a question mark at the end and I think you've got it.
Anything questioning whether he actually has it or impyling a lack of evidence thereunto is fine...but as an open ended statement it loses what this thread was about...
And you Marxist RAT-punks treat his words as if they are manna from the Messiah...ROFLMAO!!
Yer a buncha braindead RAT-minions following the "Retard-in-Chief" slavishly...I wonder why? Could it be becuz yer beholden to an ever-expanding Federal Leviathan? As we all know by now, war has been a ward of the state fer pretty much his entire life...what's yer excuse, Skippy? Are you a low-level Federal bureaucRAT with a make-work, worthless job that allows you to sponge off Big Guv'ment? And Abu...lemme guess...you and yer daughters are on public assistance and you beg fer yer scraps 'cuz you think living off yer neighbors is yer RIGHT as a lazy, deadbeat American, correct?
Yer a buncha braindead RAT-minions following the "Retard-in-Chief" slavishly...I wonder why? Could it be becuz yer beholden to an ever-expanding Federal Leviathan? As we all know by now, war has been a ward of the state fer pretty much his entire life...what's yer excuse, Skippy? Are you a low-level Federal bureaucRAT with a make-work, worthless job that allows you to sponge off Big Guv'ment? And Abu...lemme guess...you and yer daughters are on public assistance and you beg fer yer scraps 'cuz you think living off yer neighbors is yer RIGHT as a lazy, deadbeat American, correct?
I've yet to have the pleasure...I'm still sorta lo-tech with my AM radio. Where's Church broadcast from? Does he have a website I could check out?
He's Cajun - so I think he might broadcast from N'awlins. He's about the only purely states rights national talker that I've heard - he comes on Sirius @ 10am daily. (XM carries him too, but I'm not sure of the time)
He uses the term "federal leviathan" frequently - which is why your tagline reminded me of him.
#528. To: Get Outta Dodge!, A K A Stone, war (#508)
"In the beginning of a change, the Patriot is a scarce man, brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a Patriot." Mark Twain
Ol' Sammy Clemons shore 'nuff was a wise one...MUD
"In the beginning of a change, the Patriot is a scarce man, brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a Patriot." Mark Twain
"Success has a thousand fathers, failure is an orphan."
--attributed to JFK and others.
It's likely that Barry Soetoro will be a political orphan by '12.
MUD's skin's thick like leather, gotta righteous mindset like Rush Limbaugh... MUD was born blue-blood Navy, but I thirst fer the Truth we'll show ya!! Right must talk like Reagan, smite Progressive PUNKS... DemRATS, we're gonna get to know ya!! With MUD's Black Threads attacking Left's airhead FREAKS... Lib'ral networks, Marxist twirps fight like girleymen twinks... When I jog down Broad Street, friendly neighbors they beep... Sweet sisters fell back and said, "Don't Mudboy look pretty..." Dem [b]Marxists fer Obama[/b] whinin', "RATS run Richmond city!!" US Church Hill boys sure talk gritty... It's so hard to show restraint, so I'm witty!!
Mudboy's just cleaning his alley, MUD can talk some trash!! Fightin' t'wits 'cuz they're awful, Devolve Power to the States at last!! Truth is the Left's main problem 'cuz they're braindead RAT-FOOLS!! This RightWing scrambler's whuppin' Guv'ment TOOLS!! Next, we'll defeat Left's Power...Marxist Left we'll confound!! Obama appeared like Jesus to RAT-freaks in DeeCee... Promising the Land he would give RATS Health Care fer "FREE"!! He'll feel MUD's sour breath on his neck, if we decide to IMPEACH!! It's not hard to seem like Saints when yer bein' compared to RAT-FREAKS!!
RightWing's ragin' fer OUR Country...Right shan't quit 'til Left is DEAD!! As DemRATS crack up, MUD's singin'...FarRight shall feed yer head!! We'll fight against RAT-Power and we'll ping folks to MUD's thread!! Folks, there's too much Fed'ral Guv'ment...FOOLS gotta wise up, Screw DeeCee!! We're fed up, Barry smokes POT...Statists HATE those who are unique!! MUD's heart keeps beatin' faster...Statists, KNEEL and kiss MUD's feet!! Spending's MADE US this hole...sing, "To HELL with DeeCee!!" And Dem Hokie spinsters shore look pretty... Dem Lib'rals want yer wallet, whinin' "Nickels fer yer pity!!" Still us Church Hill boys OWN this City!! It's so hard to be a Saint when yer pretty...
MUD gets up every morning and he's wound up as hell... He's gotta work late 'cuz BigGuv'ment's ringin' his bell!! Don't you pout...yer yer father's son!! Winning's the start of a beautiful run!! Yes, Mudboy's Right!! Patriots, stock up yer house... Stand up and fight...folks, rise up and DO WHAT'S RIGHT!! Leftists' world is busting at its seams... Right's rejecting Obama's Marxist dreams... Holding on to what's Right...folks, we'll work all day... Let's blow Left away 'cuz we're RIGHT!!
Yes, DeeCee's filled with Truth Evaders... Obama LIES!! DemRATS are vile invaders!! But "He's so pretty" say the Hollyweird stars... Too bad Hope and Change won't power our cars!! So, stand up and fight...fulfull Reagan's bold dreams... Armed with faith in Liberty...proudly sing and do what's Right!!
Yes, we're in love with the riches Freedom brings... Progressive Guv'ment retards righteous dreams...still, know MUD's way is Right... MUD works nine to five and somehow he's reminding what's Right!! 'Tis OUR day...Left's mighty corrupt, RATS are sooo VILE!! We're FarRight!! We're gonna Devolve Power 'til DemRATS cry!! Our future is Right!! We're the FarRight!! Tyranny, we shall SMITE!!
And you know MUD shall be stalking Barry... And we'll trap him somehow, I swear... I swear we're Right! We LOVE Liberty!! Lib'rals, all y'all shall KNEEL to the Right!!
(Saxaphone to end...)
Mudboy Slim (Commenced 10 January 2010...completed 27 February 2010)
"Right!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Night")
MUD gets up every morning and he's wound up as hell... He's gotta work late 'cuz BigGuv'ment's ringin' his bell!! Don't you pout...yer yer father's son!! Winning's the start of a beautiful run!! Yes, Mudboy's Right!! Patriots, stock up yer house... Stand up and fight...folks, rise up and DO WHAT'S RIGHT!! Leftists' world is busting at its seams... Right's rejecting Obama's Marxist dreams... Holding on to what's Right...folks, we'll work all day... Let's blow Left away 'cuz we're RIGHT!!
Yes, DeeCee's filled with Truth Evaders... Obama LIES!! DemRATS are vile invaders!! But "He's so pretty" say the Hollyweird stars... Too bad Hope and Change won't power our cars!! So, stand up and fight...fulfull Reagan's bold dreams... Armed with faith in Liberty...proudly sing and do what's Right!!
Yes, we're in love with the riches Freedom brings... Progressive Guv'ment retards righteous dreams...still, know MUD's way is Right... MUD works nine to five and somehow he's reminding what's Right!! 'Tis OUR day...Left's mighty corrupt, RATS are sooo VILE!! We're FarRight!! We're gonna Devolve Power 'til DemRATS cry!! Our future is Right!! We're the FarRight!! Tyranny, we shall SMITE!!
And you know MUD shall be stalking Barry... And we'll trap him somehow, I swear... I swear we're Right! We LOVE Liberty!! Lib'rals, all y'all shall KNEEL to the Right!!
(Saxaphone to end...)
Mudboy Slim (Commenced 10 January 2010...completed 27 February 2010)
"Stranglehold!!" (To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")
Here we come again, Bill Clinton... Gonna RE-Impeach!! Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!! Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!! Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long... You know Truth's here to stay!! Got you in a stranglehold, Willie... RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!
Slick, you married a B!+CH now, din'tcha?! What were YOU thinkin', you hound?! Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR... Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!! Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee... Socialism's sooooo passe'!! Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country... Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!
(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)
FLAMErz, we gotta Git JUSTICE!! Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!! The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same... They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!
Come on...FReepersUP!! Come on...FReepersUP!! Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!! Come on...Slick's a BUM!! Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!! Come on come on come on come on up!! Come on come on come on come on, Nation!! Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!
Leftist views are fer PhatCows!! DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!! If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh... You know Right'll force him OUT!!
Good Patriots they died to protect me... Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!! Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals... Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!
(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)
Heh heh heh...MUD
Slick Willie's PREY...MUD
1 posted on Monday, February 10, 2003 6:26:55 AM by Mudboy Slim
All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance
Hit it C'mon, ev'rybody's talking about Ministers, sinisters, banisters and canisters Bishops and Fishops and Rabbis and Popeyes and bye-bye, bye-byes
All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance
Let me tell you now Ev'rybody's talking 'bout Revolution, evolution, masturbation, flagellation, regulation, integrations Meditations, United Nations, congratulations
All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance
#2419. To: ohioWfan, MoJo2001, Reagan Man, Luis Gonzalez, Coop, PhiKapMom, MeeknMing, Alamo-Girl, poet, Angelwood, kristinn (#2377)(Edited)
"Right's Been Fergotten!!" (To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")
Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!! "Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!" "Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!" Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!! We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh- ohh....
Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land... "We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!" Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!! Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!! Then, we'll love YOOOOO... Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO... We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!
(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle)
Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!! Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score... Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!! Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh... Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh... Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms... HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!! Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent... The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!! Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!* ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!" Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son... FReeper denizens, fight like yer young... Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!! Remove Big guv'ment from our sight... Left is Dead...behold what's right!! Next, we decide when to fight... Or become a Colluder?!!
"Whuppin' Post!!" (To be sung to Allman Brothers' Band's "Whippin' Post")
Right's been run down, and Right's been lied 'bout... And I don't know why Right let DemMedyuhLib'rals make US their fools!! Left took all OUR money...to pay DemRATWhore'ds!! Now RATS're with some of Slick's Chi-ComBuddies... Treasonin' with OsamaBill!!
CHORUS: Sometimes I feel...next, Right Shall FReep!! Folks, Rights been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!! Lied to by RATS' Medyuh Whore'd!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
(Some very kewl guitar jammin')
My FRiends tell me...that Justice'll Evade Klintoon... That Right's gotta stand by and take it, Nation, 'cuz the Sheeple're Fools!! Forget all OUR tomorrows...and accept all SlickWillie's SCUM!! But nothin'll ever change, RAT Slime'll win the day... If Right Don't Fight On!!!
CHORUS First, Right Shall FReep...next, Slick Shall Squeeeeeal!! Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!! Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
(Mo' betta guitar jammin')
Ahh...ohhh...Fer Justice I FReep...Folks, Help US FReep!! Yes, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!! Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
Mudboy Slim
101 posted on 11/20/2002 3:24 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
#2423. To: All Hendrix DeVOTEes, FBD, Rush Limbaugh, holdonnow, Hannity, OldFriend (#2422)
"Hey, MUD!!" (To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "Hey Joe")
Hey MUD...where ya' goin' with that song in yer head?! I said "Hey MUD!! Where ya goin' with that song in yer head?!" I'm goin' out to FRY Bill Clinton now Slick's been Traitorin' round with some ChinaMen!! I said, "I'm goin' out to FRY Slick Willie now he's been scummin' 'round with some GirleyMen!!"
Hey MUD, tell me what are you gonna do?! Hey MUD, tell me what are you gonna do?! Well I guess I'll Whup Bill Clinton...that's what I'll do!! Yes, I guess I'll Whup the Lib'rals afore I'm through!!
Hey MUD...tell me where are you gonna go?! Hey dude, tell US how's it all gonna go?! Well, I think we'll throw down in our Capital...Re-Impeach RATS' 'HO!! Yes, I think Left'll go down and then ALL MEN can be FRee!! And there justa might be a hangman's rope gonna be put around... Slick...Treason's a Capital Crime...YEAH!!
FReegards...MUD
115 posted on 12/18/2002 3:14 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
"Keep OUR Votes to Ourselves!!" (To be sung to the Georgia Satellites' "Keep Yer Hands to Yerself")
We gotta little change in the offin'...gonna fight fer the RightWing... Gonna call you on the telephone, Dubyuh...fer the Right we shall sing!! 'Cuz each time Right votes, we get the same old thing... Always mo' guv'ment, mo' spending, well, we shan't fergit our dreams!! Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf... We say, "Don't feed US no lies...we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"
Now, Dubyuh and the RINOs, why you wanna treat US this way?! Bush, Right's still yers to employ...DemonRATS can't feel our pain!! Righteous shall remake history...yer The Man of the Hour!! Right says, "Slash spending, cut Guv'ment...if you wanna stay in Power!!" Now Dubyuh, our Nation, don't put our trust upon no shelf... Right says, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"
(ConservativeMusician workin' the axe!!...MUD on harp...)
C'mon, Dubyuh, let's go.........oh yeah!!
Ya see, Right wants it real bad and Left's about to give in... Now's when we start a'talkin' 'bout less pork...make our Guv'ment more Slim!! Right says, "Dubyuh, we'll support ya fer the rest of our lives!!" We said, "Big Guv'ment's fer sissies...don't you make it yer life!!" Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf!! Right said, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep your votes to ourselves!!"
(CM jammin' BIG-TIME...........plus MUD on harp)
Hell, yeah...MUD
695 posted on Tuesday, December 23, 2003 2:15:26 PM by Mudboy Slim
"A Farewell to Sleaze!!" (To be sung to Rush's "A Farewell to Kings")
When they write the pages of history... And Clinton's Crimes have long been exposed, Will they write of US with disgust... For the deeds that we let go?!!
We turned our gaze from vile scandals by the Clintons... Eyes cast down on the path of least resistance!! Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! DemonRATS are FOOLS to ignore Slick's Spies!! Treas'nous Demons cloaked in White House guise... Trashin' all our liberties, while abortin' Unborn lives!!
The DemonRATS are slandering the Sacred Halls of Truth... Public Schools unburdening their bitterness on Youth!! Can't we heed the Laws that made US strong?!! Ohhh, can't we learn to tell what's Right from what's Wrong?!! WHAT'S WRONG?!!
Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! Socialists protectin' Chi-Com SPIES!! TeeVee Demons fawning 'bout their guys... Slayin' all that's True and Good, while scoffin' at The Wise!! Woah...Can't we raise OUR Voice and make a start?!! Can't we find the Will to blast Slick's Stonewall apart?!!
"Right Side of the Tunes" (To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Brain Damage/Eclipse")
Sex Lunatic EX-President...a Miscreant EX-President... Those phone sex games and semen stains can't stand! Got to make Bill Clinton feel our Wrath!!
Young intern kneels in Bill's Hall...EX-President is lookin' small... The Networks know their Vile Creation's just a Whore... But every day, they enable Slick still more!
But soon their dam'll break open...many Libs'll be ruined... While GOOD Leaders rule upon the Hill. And when the Left implodes...the World will start anew... I'll see you on the Right Side of the Tunes!
EX-President has lost his head...Slick's debauchery we can't accept! We'll raise a Cain, we'll force "The Change"... We'll rearrange those Lib'ral's brains!! We'll storm the doors...Bill's got no files on me! Clinton shall die in chains...he shant go free!!!
So, if your heart hurts, you can't trust your own ears... You sing out but no one seems to hear! Those DemonRATS promote Slick's lifestyle...RAT Party LIES in ruins! Please join me on the Right side of the Tunes...
[Eclipse]
Slick lies so much...Slick lies with ease... It leaves a bad taste...Monica kneels... She was in love...while Bill masturbates... Slick's rosie palm...fraudulently raised!
To all you Libs...it ain't a big deal... All Lib'rals lie, beg, borrow and steal!!!
Left can't create...Left just destroys... Socialist fools...they'll learn someday. The Leftist Elites...are totally Effete! Come join the Right...we're winning the fight! We'll devolve Power...Bureaucracies GONE... All this will come...with Liberty under man's Law...yes, it's true! The Lib'ral Lie exposed by our Tunes...
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 07/14/1999 00:25:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Must B sum of DemRATZ U let post on yer FLAMErz site, Mr. Stone...MUD
BTW.... "You Ain't Seen Nuthin' Yet!!" (To be sung to Bachman-Turner Overdrives' "You ain't seen nuthin' yet")
Algore's a genteel woah-man... Left's stuck with Al the twig. Lib's knew they had it comin' to 'em... When they bailed out Slick Willie! I think that...late Justice is still Justice... So I'll take what I can git...ummm...uhhh...ugh... Slick taunts at me with big, bold lies...I say... US FReepers shant fergit!! Slick ain't seen n-n-nuthin' yet!! WE'RE RIGHT!! Folks, ain't gonna never let you fergit... F-F-FReepers...you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!! MUD says, "Ol' Slick's goin' down!!!!!!"
(Guitar strummin')
Folks, now we're FReepin' Limbaugh... He's my Ol' Man, fer sure!! Bob Barr's got Re-Impeachment... October Surprise, yessir!! MUD says that...late Justice is still Justice!! Gonna take what we can git!! Patriots...what about all those Chinese SPIES?!! MUD says... You ain't seen nuthin' yet... N-N-Nation, we shall see Justice yet!! Come Lib'rals...kneel Leftists... Right ain't never gonna forget, Willie... You ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
You need re-educatin'... Come on back to school!!
Late Justice is still Justice... We'll Dethrone this Tyrant yet!! Yes, we'll FReep the whole Senate!! Folks, Slick just mocks the FRee with his Treasonous LIES!! I say... Us FReepers shant fergit!! Bubba, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!! Here's somethin'...got yer number...you'll be my pet!! Willie, Slick Willie, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!! You ain't seen nuthin' yet...that's what Monica told me, Slick!! Mo said you needed an extension... Fer sure...Slick knows he ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
"Fools FRY!!" (To be sung to The Allman Brothers' "Blue Sky!!")
Fight Against Left's Killers...FReep SoddomBoy!! Justice keeps on flowing... Slick best worry 'bout where it's going...PRISON!! Don't cry, IgnorantLib'rals, Right's just hunting down Left's HO's... Ronald Reagan's smilin'...taught me all I need to know!!
(Chorus) Yer MUD's FOOL, PIE...Yer MUD's Raison d'tre. Slick, you know it made me fight when you sent yer thugs my way, Burn, you lib'ral Naif...yeah!!
Dubyuh's Liberatin'...FReedom' ringin' everywhere!! Beachin' in Carolina, we'll write some songs...Lib'rals BEWARE!!
(Chorus) Slick's my main fight, my raison d'tre... Folks, you know it'll feel just right when Slick burns on Justice Day!! FReep fer JusticeDay...yeah!!
#2535. To: international american, Landru, Flora McDonald, Mia T, jla, FBD, Howlin, Ms. AntiFeminazi (#2509)
"BlackThread!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Blackbird")
BlackThread's fightin' 'cuz our Cause is Right!! When MUD learns to sing, we'll smite Left's spies!! Vote PRO-Life!! Limbaugh's only waiting for the RightWing to conspire!!
BlackJudge's FReepin' 'cuz we know we're Right!! Shake Dem Lib'ral lies 'gainst Liberty!! Vote FER Right!! We are tired of waiting for Big Guv'ment to recede!!
Mudboy singin' until late at night... Reject Lib'ral dreams and do what's Right!! Vote FER Life!! RightWing's tired of waiting fer George Dubyuh to conspire... Fools vile-ly berating Bush's moment to do Right!! Right's patiently waiting fer Big Guv'ment t'be down-sized!!
"My My, Hey Hey (Out of the Blue)" (To be sung to Neil Young's "My My, Hey Hey (Out of the Blue)")
My my, hey hey...Liberty is here to stay!! In DeeCee, we turn out...Right shan't fade away... My my, hey hey.
Look fer the Truth...FReep into the Black!! Welcome, you Libs...join us, CarolinaSam!! No, Slick's not gone...Clintons're comin' back... When yer lookin' fer Truth, FReep into the Black.
Reagan is gone...but he's not forgotten!! We, as a Party, know Big Guv'ment's Rotten!! The RightWing won't burn out...we listen to Rush!! Reagan is gone but he's not forgotten.
Hey hey, my my...America shall never die!! There's more to these pictures...than meets the eye. Hey hey, my my.
Heh heh heh...MUD
494 posted on 10/27/2004, 9:21:05 PM by Mudboy Slim (Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
#2537. To: blackie, Trueblackman, Black Jade (#2536)
"Hey Hey, My My (Into the Black)!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Hey Hey, My My (Into the Black)")
Hey hey, my my...Liberty shall never die!! There's more to Slick's TREASON...than Chi-Com SPIES. Hey hey, my my.
Lust fer the Truth...Uncover the Facts!! Left, they love Slick...they're just DemonRATS!! Big Guv'ment's WRONG...Right must attack!! When yer searchin' fer Truth...FReep into the Black.
Dutch Reagan's gone but he's not forgotten!! Justice's the ending fer Willie Clinton!! US FReepers'll turn out...'cuz Rush Limbaugh FReeps!! Slick Willie's done...his crimes ain't fergotten.
Hey hey, my my...Liberty shall never die!! There's more to Slick's TREASON than Chi-Com SPIES!! Hey hey, my my...
"Kosovo Slaughter" (To be sung to Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water")
Yugoslavs thought they were sovereign... Forgot 'bout that New World Order... 'Cuz NATO wanted a li'l more Power... And Clinton's motives were VILE!! Yeah, Slick Willie had a problem... His Impeachment was bringin' him down... Said, "Networks need 'em a story... I'll bomb them Serbs outta town!!!"
Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!! Innocents slaughtered!!
Slick burned down that Waco House... Kids FRIED!! What an Evil Sound... In Viet Nam, Slick LIED and chickened out... Now, Bill LOVES puttin' kids underground!! When it all was over... Them Sheeple they knew their place!! But Slick's time is runnin' out... SEEK JUSTICE...Slick must be DISGRACED!!!
Vile Waco Slaughter...small children, they did fry!! Innocence slaughtered...
(Excellent guitar jammin')
We FReeped Slick up on Capitol Hill... Slick's heart's empty, cold, and hard!! Yes, we'll keep FReepin'...we must not stop!! Left's just not Right!! The Righteous the Left doth fear!! It's a worthwhile fight...gotta use our heads (UNNNHHH!!) Truth's gonna save the day... No matter what...Bill will feel Justice!! We know...Slick knows...FReepers never forget!!
Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!! Dethrone the TYRANT!!
"FRee Iraq!!" (To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")
Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!! Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!! We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!
Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!! Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!! Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!
These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!! Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!! Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!! FReedom ROCKS!!
FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!! FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!! FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!
God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!! Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!! Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!! MUD still believes in his dreams!!
(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie- anny)
Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?! Forty years...I'm gittin' old!! Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!
And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight... The tunes come to me and All IS Right!! And I recall...I recall....
FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!! FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!! Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!
FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!! RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!! Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!
The DeeCeeRATzealots R DAILY exposing their limitLESS GREED and LUST 4 Power... As the DemonRATZ LIES and obfuscations R made impossible 2 ignore, the RAT-media's viewership shall continue 2 dwindle...MUD
#2696. To: cherry_bomb88, Landru, jla, conservativemusician, Happygal (#2695)(Edited)
"Slick's Term is Over" (To be sung to Tommy James & the Shondells "Crimson & Clover")
Arrgh... No, Slick hardly knows her... But he thinks he should screw her... Invited her over...
Aiigh... Juanita comes walkin' over... But Slick's waitin' to pounce her... Rape her and bite her...over and over...
(Acid-rock jammin')
Yeah...fa la la la la la... "Put some ice on that, baby!"...fa la la la la la... Slick's gonna screw ev-er-y-thing...fa la la la la la... What a TYRANNICAL being!!!...fa la la la la la... But RAPE'S all 'bout Power...Slick's just a COWARD!!!
Crimson and clover...over and over... Clinton's a TRAITOR...his term is over!! Slick's losin' POWER...hour by hour... Rapists are cowards...RAPE'S all 'bout Power!! Slick, yes he raped her...now he's a TRAITOR... Justice will find him...Slick'll die in Prison!!
Mudboy Slim
98 posted on 09/21/2001 3:36 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"The Liberal Lie!!" (To be sung to Don McLean's "American Pie")
A long, long time ago, Bill could still remember How his Sweet Sax used to make them smile, And he knew if he had his chance, That he could make Dem voters dance, And maybe he could fool 'em for awhile. But Whitewater's a nasty river, Those sordid scandals made the Left shiver. With John Huang his Lead Sales Rep, Dem Chi-Com funds Bill'd collect. I can't remember if I cried, When I learned the extent Slick Willie'd lied, But something touched me deep inside, the day Clintonism died.
So, Bye-bye to the DemonRATS' Lie, Drove our country to bankruptcy, but our wallets ran dry. Teddy and his boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye, Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"
Are you one of "The Ignorant"?! And do you have faith in government, 'cuz Bill Clinton tells you so? And do you believe RATS didn't know? Will God forgive Janet Reno...for the twenty-seven dead kids at Waco? Well, I know that you're in love with Slick, But his Administration makes me sick!! Your votes allowed this ruse, ma-a-an, you gotta be feelin' used!! Bill's just a middle-aged, cocksure schmuck, Lookin' for redemption and DemWhores who suck, But Slick knew he was outta luck the day Twin Towers DIED!
I started singin'... "Bye-bye to the Liberal Lie, drove our culture to the gutter, But their "One-World" was vile!" And Dem Left-Wing fools were kneelin'..."Slick's still our guy." Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"
Fer eight long years, we dealt with Slick's sleaze, While Bill's grown phat on funds Chinese, But that's not "The Way Things Ought To Be"! Then, Mudboy sang 'gainst the King and Queen, With a Strength derived from livin' FRee, In a voice crying out fer Liberty!
And while the King was feelin' down, Good FReepers run him outta town. The LeftWing was concerned, their Idol has been spurned. And while Hell'ry lived her Life for Marx, Vince Foster's corpse ditched in the Park, Still, we smoked ceegars on a lark, the Day the Networks Lied! Mudboy's singin'... "Bye-bye to the Socialist Lie, Drove the needy to addiction while they smoked to get high!"
And Left's Union Thugs kept makin' some Good Folks die!! Singin' "This'll be the day that we die! There'll soon be the day that Slick fries!!!"
Senate hearings in a Summer swelter, John Glenn provided Clinton's fall-out shelter, He once flew high, now he's fallin' fast. Leftist whore'd can kiss my ass! While DemonRATS cry, "Just give Bill a pass", Since Ol' Slicks' just gettin' hummers from "the Lass"! Next, the Left-Wing's Arrogance resumed, While Fleetwood Mac played a vacuous tune. The Left got up to dance! Oh, but they never had a chance! 'Cuz as the Lib'ral's tried to take the field, Good FReepers all refused to yield! Do you recall how freedom feels? Today, Fascism died! We kept on singin'... "Bye-bye to the Clinton-Gore spies, Drove their cronies to be Felons, but we know who ain't Right!" Network Media twits, they just continued to lie, Singin' "This'll be the day Left won't lie! This will be the day the Left Dies!!"
Oh, it's Reality the Left cannot face, Spoiled generation lost in space, With no time left to start again! So, come on! TRUTH, be noble, JUSTICE...quick! DemonRATS...ya gotta dump yer prick, 'Cuz election's only just around the bend. For as I watched Bill up on that stage, MUD's hands were clenched in Fists of Rage, Took this Redneck Mad as Hell to break Bill Clinton's spell! And as Mankind flew high and to the Right, To Fight the libertarian Fight, I saw Reagan laughin' with delight, the day Marxism died! Ol' Ronnie's singin'... "Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies, Drove our country to the Devil, but Slick Willie, HE LIED!!" And Billzabubba's snortin' Cocaine with Spies... Singin' "This'll be the day Right INDICTS! Damn it...Good Ol'Boy MUD was Right!!"
It seems the Media's a bit confused, So I urge you, ignore the Network News, That's why their ratings're down to stay. As citizens, we deserve more than lies obstructin' crimes galore! But Rush Limbaugh knew, "The Truth shall win the day!"
And in the streets, the children gleemed, The lovers sighed and the poets dreamed... 'Cuz Liberalism's chokin', the Far Left's hold's been broken. And the three men I admire most, the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost, They raised their glasses for a toast, the day Clintonism died. And they were singin'... "Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies, Drove our Country to the Devil, but Bill Clinton, HE LIED!" And Liberals're drinkin Kool-Aid and Lye, Singin' "History'll say that Slick LIED! History'll know The Left's VILE!"
MUD was singin'... "Bye-bye, Miss American Pie, Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry." And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye, Singin', "This'll be the day the Left dies! This'll be the day Justice's THINE!!!"
...keep on FReepin' and all will turn out for the best!! FReep On, Good Patriots, FReep On!!
1 Posted on 08/23/1999 00:08:52 PDT by Mudboy Slim (DemonRATS continue to Defend the Indefensibile and Assail the Unassailable!!)
"Cowardly Bill" (To be sung to Garth Brooks' "Cowboy Bill")
He told a good story...and us Lib'rals listened... 'Bout his road trip to Moscow...and the joy he found there! And the Left believed him...and when he would finish... We'd ask Ol' Slick Willie...to fool us again!
You could almost hear...those Socialists crowin'... Whorealdo a'kissin' EX-Pres-i-dent's rear! You could smell the "love juice"...from the cee-gah Bill's smokin'... As he sat there and he painted those nude Lewinsky's!
Still, the Right-Wing would tell us... "Voters, keep your distance...Bill Clinton's just tellin' you lies!" But to all of us Libs...Cowardly Bill was a hero... Just our tool, hidin' Communist spies!!
Slick told of the times...when he "boinked" those teenagers... Covered in snake oil...Hill'ry said, "It's Okay!" "Young interns consented"..."Moral Codes were for others"... Since Bill was our Leader...he'd just have his way!!
When your Leadership's slime...your Country will stumble! Young intern went down...and Bill howled Monica's name! Despite the onslaught of Mudboy...Slick retained his office... He rode into the sunset...that's what Slick Willie claimed!!
Still, the Right-Wing would tell us... "Voters, keep your distance...Bill Clinton's just tellin' you lies!" But to all of us victims...Cowardly Bill was a hero... We weren't fools...and all Prez'dent's lie!!
Well, I still remember...the day that it happened... We waited and we waited...but Bill never showed. And the folks out at Dreamworks...said they hadn't seen him... So we set out for his place...down Ol' Chappaqua Road.
And we cried when we found him...lyin' there with his legacy... Those "Hustlers" spread open...Viagra was OUT!! He was clutchin' "The Times"...that had as its front page... "FLASH: DEMONRATS SLAUGHTERED! BILL CLINTON IN CHAINS!!"
Yes, Rush Limbaugh had told us... "Lib'rals, keep your distance...Schleek-meister's just tellin' you lies!" Now, us Libs are sayin'..."Cowardly Bill is a ZERO... We're just fools, trustin' Slick Willie's lies!!"
Don't be fools...trustin' Bill Clinton's lies...!!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 06/24/1999 23:14:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Slickz@Traitor)