Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1418307 Comments:3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
Mudboy is wrong on the war. He is right on most of his other conservative positions. You are right on the war. And wrong on most other issues. I am right on every issue.
Add a question mark at the end and I think you've got it.
Anything questioning whether he actually has it or impyling a lack of evidence thereunto is fine...but as an open ended statement it loses what this thread was about...
And you Marxist RAT-punks treat his words as if they are manna from the Messiah...ROFLMAO!!
Yer a buncha braindead RAT-minions following the "Retard-in-Chief" slavishly...I wonder why? Could it be becuz yer beholden to an ever-expanding Federal Leviathan? As we all know by now, war has been a ward of the state fer pretty much his entire life...what's yer excuse, Skippy? Are you a low-level Federal bureaucRAT with a make-work, worthless job that allows you to sponge off Big Guv'ment? And Abu...lemme guess...you and yer daughters are on public assistance and you beg fer yer scraps 'cuz you think living off yer neighbors is yer RIGHT as a lazy, deadbeat American, correct?
Yer a buncha braindead RAT-minions following the "Retard-in-Chief" slavishly...I wonder why? Could it be becuz yer beholden to an ever-expanding Federal Leviathan? As we all know by now, war has been a ward of the state fer pretty much his entire life...what's yer excuse, Skippy? Are you a low-level Federal bureaucRAT with a make-work, worthless job that allows you to sponge off Big Guv'ment? And Abu...lemme guess...you and yer daughters are on public assistance and you beg fer yer scraps 'cuz you think living off yer neighbors is yer RIGHT as a lazy, deadbeat American, correct?
I've yet to have the pleasure...I'm still sorta lo-tech with my AM radio. Where's Church broadcast from? Does he have a website I could check out?
He's Cajun - so I think he might broadcast from N'awlins. He's about the only purely states rights national talker that I've heard - he comes on Sirius @ 10am daily. (XM carries him too, but I'm not sure of the time)
He uses the term "federal leviathan" frequently - which is why your tagline reminded me of him.
#528. To: Get Outta Dodge!, A K A Stone, war (#508)
"In the beginning of a change, the Patriot is a scarce man, brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a Patriot." Mark Twain
Ol' Sammy Clemons shore 'nuff was a wise one...MUD
"In the beginning of a change, the Patriot is a scarce man, brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a Patriot." Mark Twain
"Success has a thousand fathers, failure is an orphan."
--attributed to JFK and others.
It's likely that Barry Soetoro will be a political orphan by '12.
MUD's skin's thick like leather, gotta righteous mindset like Rush Limbaugh... MUD was born blue-blood Navy, but I thirst fer the Truth we'll show ya!! Right must talk like Reagan, smite Progressive PUNKS... DemRATS, we're gonna get to know ya!! With MUD's Black Threads attacking Left's airhead FREAKS... Lib'ral networks, Marxist twirps fight like girleymen twinks... When I jog down Broad Street, friendly neighbors they beep... Sweet sisters fell back and said, "Don't Mudboy look pretty..." Dem [b]Marxists fer Obama[/b] whinin', "RATS run Richmond city!!" US Church Hill boys sure talk gritty... It's so hard to show restraint, so I'm witty!!
Mudboy's just cleaning his alley, MUD can talk some trash!! Fightin' t'wits 'cuz they're awful, Devolve Power to the States at last!! Truth is the Left's main problem 'cuz they're braindead RAT-FOOLS!! This RightWing scrambler's whuppin' Guv'ment TOOLS!! Next, we'll defeat Left's Power...Marxist Left we'll confound!! Obama appeared like Jesus to RAT-freaks in DeeCee... Promising the Land he would give RATS Health Care fer "FREE"!! He'll feel MUD's sour breath on his neck, if we decide to IMPEACH!! It's not hard to seem like Saints when yer bein' compared to RAT-FREAKS!!
RightWing's ragin' fer OUR Country...Right shan't quit 'til Left is DEAD!! As DemRATS crack up, MUD's singin'...FarRight shall feed yer head!! We'll fight against RAT-Power and we'll ping folks to MUD's thread!! Folks, there's too much Fed'ral Guv'ment...FOOLS gotta wise up, Screw DeeCee!! We're fed up, Barry smokes POT...Statists HATE those who are unique!! MUD's heart keeps beatin' faster...Statists, KNEEL and kiss MUD's feet!! Spending's MADE US this hole...sing, "To HELL with DeeCee!!" And Dem Hokie spinsters shore look pretty... Dem Lib'rals want yer wallet, whinin' "Nickels fer yer pity!!" Still us Church Hill boys OWN this City!! It's so hard to be a Saint when yer pretty...
MUD gets up every morning and he's wound up as hell... He's gotta work late 'cuz BigGuv'ment's ringin' his bell!! Don't you pout...yer yer father's son!! Winning's the start of a beautiful run!! Yes, Mudboy's Right!! Patriots, stock up yer house... Stand up and fight...folks, rise up and DO WHAT'S RIGHT!! Leftists' world is busting at its seams... Right's rejecting Obama's Marxist dreams... Holding on to what's Right...folks, we'll work all day... Let's blow Left away 'cuz we're RIGHT!!
Yes, DeeCee's filled with Truth Evaders... Obama LIES!! DemRATS are vile invaders!! But "He's so pretty" say the Hollyweird stars... Too bad Hope and Change won't power our cars!! So, stand up and fight...fulfull Reagan's bold dreams... Armed with faith in Liberty...proudly sing and do what's Right!!
Yes, we're in love with the riches Freedom brings... Progressive Guv'ment retards righteous dreams...still, know MUD's way is Right... MUD works nine to five and somehow he's reminding what's Right!! 'Tis OUR day...Left's mighty corrupt, RATS are sooo VILE!! We're FarRight!! We're gonna Devolve Power 'til DemRATS cry!! Our future is Right!! We're the FarRight!! Tyranny, we shall SMITE!!
And you know MUD shall be stalking Barry... And we'll trap him somehow, I swear... I swear we're Right! We LOVE Liberty!! Lib'rals, all y'all shall KNEEL to the Right!!
(Saxaphone to end...)
Mudboy Slim (Commenced 10 January 2010...completed 27 February 2010)
"Right!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Night")
MUD gets up every morning and he's wound up as hell... He's gotta work late 'cuz BigGuv'ment's ringin' his bell!! Don't you pout...yer yer father's son!! Winning's the start of a beautiful run!! Yes, Mudboy's Right!! Patriots, stock up yer house... Stand up and fight...folks, rise up and DO WHAT'S RIGHT!! Leftists' world is busting at its seams... Right's rejecting Obama's Marxist dreams... Holding on to what's Right...folks, we'll work all day... Let's blow Left away 'cuz we're RIGHT!!
Yes, DeeCee's filled with Truth Evaders... Obama LIES!! DemRATS are vile invaders!! But "He's so pretty" say the Hollyweird stars... Too bad Hope and Change won't power our cars!! So, stand up and fight...fulfull Reagan's bold dreams... Armed with faith in Liberty...proudly sing and do what's Right!!
Yes, we're in love with the riches Freedom brings... Progressive Guv'ment retards righteous dreams...still, know MUD's way is Right... MUD works nine to five and somehow he's reminding what's Right!! 'Tis OUR day...Left's mighty corrupt, RATS are sooo VILE!! We're FarRight!! We're gonna Devolve Power 'til DemRATS cry!! Our future is Right!! We're the FarRight!! Tyranny, we shall SMITE!!
And you know MUD shall be stalking Barry... And we'll trap him somehow, I swear... I swear we're Right! We LOVE Liberty!! Lib'rals, all y'all shall KNEEL to the Right!!
(Saxaphone to end...)
Mudboy Slim (Commenced 10 January 2010...completed 27 February 2010)
"Stranglehold!!" (To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")
Here we come again, Bill Clinton... Gonna RE-Impeach!! Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!! Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!! Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long... You know Truth's here to stay!! Got you in a stranglehold, Willie... RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!
Slick, you married a B!+CH now, din'tcha?! What were YOU thinkin', you hound?! Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR... Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!! Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee... Socialism's sooooo passe'!! Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country... Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!
(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)
FLAMErz, we gotta Git JUSTICE!! Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!! The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same... They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!
Come on...FReepersUP!! Come on...FReepersUP!! Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!! Come on...Slick's a BUM!! Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!! Come on come on come on come on up!! Come on come on come on come on, Nation!! Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!
Leftist views are fer PhatCows!! DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!! If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh... You know Right'll force him OUT!!
Good Patriots they died to protect me... Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!! Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals... Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!
(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)
Heh heh heh...MUD
Slick Willie's PREY...MUD
1 posted on Monday, February 10, 2003 6:26:55 AM by Mudboy Slim
All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance
Hit it C'mon, ev'rybody's talking about Ministers, sinisters, banisters and canisters Bishops and Fishops and Rabbis and Popeyes and bye-bye, bye-byes
All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance
Let me tell you now Ev'rybody's talking 'bout Revolution, evolution, masturbation, flagellation, regulation, integrations Meditations, United Nations, congratulations
All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance
#2419. To: ohioWfan, MoJo2001, Reagan Man, Luis Gonzalez, Coop, PhiKapMom, MeeknMing, Alamo-Girl, poet, Angelwood, kristinn (#2377)(Edited)
"Right's Been Fergotten!!" (To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")
Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!! "Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!" "Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!" Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!! We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh- ohh....
Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land... "We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!" Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!! Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!! Then, we'll love YOOOOO... Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO... We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!
(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle)
Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!! Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score... Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!! Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh... Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh... Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms... HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!! Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent... The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!! Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!* ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!" Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son... FReeper denizens, fight like yer young... Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!! Remove Big guv'ment from our sight... Left is Dead...behold what's right!! Next, we decide when to fight... Or become a Colluder?!!
"Whuppin' Post!!" (To be sung to Allman Brothers' Band's "Whippin' Post")
Right's been run down, and Right's been lied 'bout... And I don't know why Right let DemMedyuhLib'rals make US their fools!! Left took all OUR money...to pay DemRATWhore'ds!! Now RATS're with some of Slick's Chi-ComBuddies... Treasonin' with OsamaBill!!
CHORUS: Sometimes I feel...next, Right Shall FReep!! Folks, Rights been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!! Lied to by RATS' Medyuh Whore'd!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
(Some very kewl guitar jammin')
My FRiends tell me...that Justice'll Evade Klintoon... That Right's gotta stand by and take it, Nation, 'cuz the Sheeple're Fools!! Forget all OUR tomorrows...and accept all SlickWillie's SCUM!! But nothin'll ever change, RAT Slime'll win the day... If Right Don't Fight On!!!
CHORUS First, Right Shall FReep...next, Slick Shall Squeeeeeal!! Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!! Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
(Mo' betta guitar jammin')
Ahh...ohhh...Fer Justice I FReep...Folks, Help US FReep!! Yes, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!! Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
Mudboy Slim
101 posted on 11/20/2002 3:24 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
#2423. To: All Hendrix DeVOTEes, FBD, Rush Limbaugh, holdonnow, Hannity, OldFriend (#2422)
"Hey, MUD!!" (To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "Hey Joe")
Hey MUD...where ya' goin' with that song in yer head?! I said "Hey MUD!! Where ya goin' with that song in yer head?!" I'm goin' out to FRY Bill Clinton now Slick's been Traitorin' round with some ChinaMen!! I said, "I'm goin' out to FRY Slick Willie now he's been scummin' 'round with some GirleyMen!!"
Hey MUD, tell me what are you gonna do?! Hey MUD, tell me what are you gonna do?! Well I guess I'll Whup Bill Clinton...that's what I'll do!! Yes, I guess I'll Whup the Lib'rals afore I'm through!!
Hey MUD...tell me where are you gonna go?! Hey dude, tell US how's it all gonna go?! Well, I think we'll throw down in our Capital...Re-Impeach RATS' 'HO!! Yes, I think Left'll go down and then ALL MEN can be FRee!! And there justa might be a hangman's rope gonna be put around... Slick...Treason's a Capital Crime...YEAH!!
FReegards...MUD
115 posted on 12/18/2002 3:14 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
"Keep OUR Votes to Ourselves!!" (To be sung to the Georgia Satellites' "Keep Yer Hands to Yerself")
We gotta little change in the offin'...gonna fight fer the RightWing... Gonna call you on the telephone, Dubyuh...fer the Right we shall sing!! 'Cuz each time Right votes, we get the same old thing... Always mo' guv'ment, mo' spending, well, we shan't fergit our dreams!! Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf... We say, "Don't feed US no lies...we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"
Now, Dubyuh and the RINOs, why you wanna treat US this way?! Bush, Right's still yers to employ...DemonRATS can't feel our pain!! Righteous shall remake history...yer The Man of the Hour!! Right says, "Slash spending, cut Guv'ment...if you wanna stay in Power!!" Now Dubyuh, our Nation, don't put our trust upon no shelf... Right says, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"
(ConservativeMusician workin' the axe!!...MUD on harp...)
C'mon, Dubyuh, let's go.........oh yeah!!
Ya see, Right wants it real bad and Left's about to give in... Now's when we start a'talkin' 'bout less pork...make our Guv'ment more Slim!! Right says, "Dubyuh, we'll support ya fer the rest of our lives!!" We said, "Big Guv'ment's fer sissies...don't you make it yer life!!" Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf!! Right said, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep your votes to ourselves!!"
(CM jammin' BIG-TIME...........plus MUD on harp)
Hell, yeah...MUD
695 posted on Tuesday, December 23, 2003 2:15:26 PM by Mudboy Slim
"A Farewell to Sleaze!!" (To be sung to Rush's "A Farewell to Kings")
When they write the pages of history... And Clinton's Crimes have long been exposed, Will they write of US with disgust... For the deeds that we let go?!!
We turned our gaze from vile scandals by the Clintons... Eyes cast down on the path of least resistance!! Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! DemonRATS are FOOLS to ignore Slick's Spies!! Treas'nous Demons cloaked in White House guise... Trashin' all our liberties, while abortin' Unborn lives!!
The DemonRATS are slandering the Sacred Halls of Truth... Public Schools unburdening their bitterness on Youth!! Can't we heed the Laws that made US strong?!! Ohhh, can't we learn to tell what's Right from what's Wrong?!! WHAT'S WRONG?!!
Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! Socialists protectin' Chi-Com SPIES!! TeeVee Demons fawning 'bout their guys... Slayin' all that's True and Good, while scoffin' at The Wise!! Woah...Can't we raise OUR Voice and make a start?!! Can't we find the Will to blast Slick's Stonewall apart?!!
"Right Side of the Tunes" (To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Brain Damage/Eclipse")
Sex Lunatic EX-President...a Miscreant EX-President... Those phone sex games and semen stains can't stand! Got to make Bill Clinton feel our Wrath!!
Young intern kneels in Bill's Hall...EX-President is lookin' small... The Networks know their Vile Creation's just a Whore... But every day, they enable Slick still more!
But soon their dam'll break open...many Libs'll be ruined... While GOOD Leaders rule upon the Hill. And when the Left implodes...the World will start anew... I'll see you on the Right Side of the Tunes!
EX-President has lost his head...Slick's debauchery we can't accept! We'll raise a Cain, we'll force "The Change"... We'll rearrange those Lib'ral's brains!! We'll storm the doors...Bill's got no files on me! Clinton shall die in chains...he shant go free!!!
So, if your heart hurts, you can't trust your own ears... You sing out but no one seems to hear! Those DemonRATS promote Slick's lifestyle...RAT Party LIES in ruins! Please join me on the Right side of the Tunes...
[Eclipse]
Slick lies so much...Slick lies with ease... It leaves a bad taste...Monica kneels... She was in love...while Bill masturbates... Slick's rosie palm...fraudulently raised!
To all you Libs...it ain't a big deal... All Lib'rals lie, beg, borrow and steal!!!
Left can't create...Left just destroys... Socialist fools...they'll learn someday. The Leftist Elites...are totally Effete! Come join the Right...we're winning the fight! We'll devolve Power...Bureaucracies GONE... All this will come...with Liberty under man's Law...yes, it's true! The Lib'ral Lie exposed by our Tunes...
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 07/14/1999 00:25:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Must B sum of DemRATZ U let post on yer FLAMErz site, Mr. Stone...MUD
BTW.... "You Ain't Seen Nuthin' Yet!!" (To be sung to Bachman-Turner Overdrives' "You ain't seen nuthin' yet")
Algore's a genteel woah-man... Left's stuck with Al the twig. Lib's knew they had it comin' to 'em... When they bailed out Slick Willie! I think that...late Justice is still Justice... So I'll take what I can git...ummm...uhhh...ugh... Slick taunts at me with big, bold lies...I say... US FReepers shant fergit!! Slick ain't seen n-n-nuthin' yet!! WE'RE RIGHT!! Folks, ain't gonna never let you fergit... F-F-FReepers...you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!! MUD says, "Ol' Slick's goin' down!!!!!!"
(Guitar strummin')
Folks, now we're FReepin' Limbaugh... He's my Ol' Man, fer sure!! Bob Barr's got Re-Impeachment... October Surprise, yessir!! MUD says that...late Justice is still Justice!! Gonna take what we can git!! Patriots...what about all those Chinese SPIES?!! MUD says... You ain't seen nuthin' yet... N-N-Nation, we shall see Justice yet!! Come Lib'rals...kneel Leftists... Right ain't never gonna forget, Willie... You ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
You need re-educatin'... Come on back to school!!
Late Justice is still Justice... We'll Dethrone this Tyrant yet!! Yes, we'll FReep the whole Senate!! Folks, Slick just mocks the FRee with his Treasonous LIES!! I say... Us FReepers shant fergit!! Bubba, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!! Here's somethin'...got yer number...you'll be my pet!! Willie, Slick Willie, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!! You ain't seen nuthin' yet...that's what Monica told me, Slick!! Mo said you needed an extension... Fer sure...Slick knows he ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
"Fools FRY!!" (To be sung to The Allman Brothers' "Blue Sky!!")
Fight Against Left's Killers...FReep SoddomBoy!! Justice keeps on flowing... Slick best worry 'bout where it's going...PRISON!! Don't cry, IgnorantLib'rals, Right's just hunting down Left's HO's... Ronald Reagan's smilin'...taught me all I need to know!!
(Chorus) Yer MUD's FOOL, PIE...Yer MUD's Raison d'tre. Slick, you know it made me fight when you sent yer thugs my way, Burn, you lib'ral Naif...yeah!!
Dubyuh's Liberatin'...FReedom' ringin' everywhere!! Beachin' in Carolina, we'll write some songs...Lib'rals BEWARE!!
(Chorus) Slick's my main fight, my raison d'tre... Folks, you know it'll feel just right when Slick burns on Justice Day!! FReep fer JusticeDay...yeah!!
#2535. To: international american, Landru, Flora McDonald, Mia T, jla, FBD, Howlin, Ms. AntiFeminazi (#2509)
"BlackThread!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Blackbird")
BlackThread's fightin' 'cuz our Cause is Right!! When MUD learns to sing, we'll smite Left's spies!! Vote PRO-Life!! Limbaugh's only waiting for the RightWing to conspire!!
BlackJudge's FReepin' 'cuz we know we're Right!! Shake Dem Lib'ral lies 'gainst Liberty!! Vote FER Right!! We are tired of waiting for Big Guv'ment to recede!!
Mudboy singin' until late at night... Reject Lib'ral dreams and do what's Right!! Vote FER Life!! RightWing's tired of waiting fer George Dubyuh to conspire... Fools vile-ly berating Bush's moment to do Right!! Right's patiently waiting fer Big Guv'ment t'be down-sized!!
"My My, Hey Hey (Out of the Blue)" (To be sung to Neil Young's "My My, Hey Hey (Out of the Blue)")
My my, hey hey...Liberty is here to stay!! In DeeCee, we turn out...Right shan't fade away... My my, hey hey.
Look fer the Truth...FReep into the Black!! Welcome, you Libs...join us, CarolinaSam!! No, Slick's not gone...Clintons're comin' back... When yer lookin' fer Truth, FReep into the Black.
Reagan is gone...but he's not forgotten!! We, as a Party, know Big Guv'ment's Rotten!! The RightWing won't burn out...we listen to Rush!! Reagan is gone but he's not forgotten.
Hey hey, my my...America shall never die!! There's more to these pictures...than meets the eye. Hey hey, my my.
Heh heh heh...MUD
494 posted on 10/27/2004, 9:21:05 PM by Mudboy Slim (Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
#2537. To: blackie, Trueblackman, Black Jade (#2536)
"Hey Hey, My My (Into the Black)!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Hey Hey, My My (Into the Black)")
Hey hey, my my...Liberty shall never die!! There's more to Slick's TREASON...than Chi-Com SPIES. Hey hey, my my.
Lust fer the Truth...Uncover the Facts!! Left, they love Slick...they're just DemonRATS!! Big Guv'ment's WRONG...Right must attack!! When yer searchin' fer Truth...FReep into the Black.
Dutch Reagan's gone but he's not forgotten!! Justice's the ending fer Willie Clinton!! US FReepers'll turn out...'cuz Rush Limbaugh FReeps!! Slick Willie's done...his crimes ain't fergotten.
Hey hey, my my...Liberty shall never die!! There's more to Slick's TREASON than Chi-Com SPIES!! Hey hey, my my...
"Duelin' With Slick!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Duelin' Dalton")
We wuz duelin'...with Bill Clinton!! Truth shall flow...DemRATS, be shamed!! Slick loves money and faithless women, PhatLewinskey soothed Slick's pain....
Come now, Bill Clinton...Let's Fulfill God's Will!! Fool Lib'rals' Party's DEAD in FReeperville!! MUD's voice it sings fer Justice, "Slick's a HOOD!!" Lay down your lawbooks, Slick, yer no damn good!! Better keep on movin', SlickBoy Willie... MUD's yer shadow...yer MUD's BEACH!! If yer fast and if yer lucky, You might never see that hangin' tree!!
Well, my FRiends, spread out and FReep the Lib'rals stain!! RATS' Medyuh's filled with fool drones...kneelin' for their King. Folks, FReepers shall use our backs and use our brains, Lib'rals shall go stir crazy, Lord, 'cause BigGuv'ment Shall Be Razed!! Yes, Bill Clinton met Mudboy Slim... Muddy sung and FReep'd, just fightin' crimes. Then MUD laughed and sang, "Yer MUD's HO, boy!!" And then he left that FReepin' Life behind.
Work in progress...MUD
506 posted on 12/13/2002, 10:25:01 AM by Mudboy Slim
"All Behold Slick's JusticeHour!!" (To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's version of Bob Dylan's "All Along the Watchtower")
"There must be some kinda End fer the Fear!!" Said the Sultan to AuntB... There's too much corruption. I must act...I must FReep!! Businessman, there...show some spine!! Dubyuh, smoke my herb. MUD shall never compromise... SlickWillie, heed my words!! "Fer Treason you'll be Indicted!! Yer grief I shall evoke!! There are RATS here amongst US... Who fear Justice is but a joke!! But Mudboy Slim...he's been through that... Yes, Slick's thugs raided the MudCave!! So let RATS stop talking falsely now... Left's Power's all 'bout HATE!!
All Behold Slick's LustFerPower!! Justice...we'll renew!! While all Slick's PhatWhore's came and went... Intern heffers...EWWW!! SlickBoy...yer MUD's sole bitch, sir!! Ol' Mudboy doth growl... Butt-riders shall encroach Slick... And Ol' Slim shall laugh and HOWL!!!!
All Behold RATS' LustFerPower!! All Behold Left's Dyin'Power!! All Behold Slick's JusticeHour!!!
Slick'sMud's BEEEE-ahhtch, but I'm punkin' T-Mac just fer grins...MUD
493 posted on 12/12/2002, 11:30:47 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Show Yer Rage!!" (To be sung to Bob Seger's "Turn the Page")
He's all wrong, this loathsome liar, The Beast From Arkansas... Can you condone Ol' Slick's intern moanin'...humpin' Bill's four-inch Ceegah?! Can you ignore how he treats women... Or the girls Willie's Lust destroyed?! Folks, your thoughts must soon be wonderin'...the way mine always do... "Why'd we give Slick so much Power...when he's such a gawl-durned fool?" Now you know why folks missed Reagan... I'm just glad Clinton's term is through...ummhmmmmmm...
See, here's the scam...crimes've been bold, my FRiends!! More than a Man...humpin' his page... He must go!! CONVICT Slick, my FRiends... Must be BOLD...Left'll feel our RAGE!
Well, the Lib'rals are so arrogant...Left's got no Moral Code! Still, they spew their lies and "spin you"... As if you just got off the Boat! You pretend the Press don't bother you... But you just want to explode...!!! Most times you can't hear 'em talk...other times you can... All the same ol' cliches..."Radical Christian"..."Righteous Man". But, you always seem outnumbered...Right don't dare make a stand.
Here's The Plan, get control again... Fight da Man, show'em your Rage... LEFT MUST KNOW!! JAIL RAT's WHORE, my FRiends... When we're BOLD, we'll turn the page!!
Out there on your jobsites...you think ev'rything's "Okay"... While bit by bit your Liberties...are slowly sucked away! As the cash flows from your wallet...you cower just beneath the fray. Later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed... With the echoes of EX-Prez'dent's lies...ringin' in your head... How you try, but you just can't forget... All your forefathers who bled... They bled for you!! We didn't want a King... We've got laws...put Slick in a Cage!! Left don't know...how to feel our pain! When we VOTE, they'll know our rage!! Ah, there Slick is...in the News again... DemonRATS, where's YOUR outrage?! SLICK MUST GO!! Right's in charge again!! There Slick goes...Where? Think I know-ow!
FReegards...MUD
446 posted on 12/10/2002, 4:41:05 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Black-Hearted Lib'rals!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Black Country Woman")
Shall we roll it JimRob? We're rolling on ah...[Number one.] One? Ah one again. A-hah. I'm tryin'a get this aeroplane off. Nah, leave it. Yeah.
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what's the matter here?! Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you act so queer?!! Ya didn't have to tell US that ya love Slick so... Right's gonna haveta whupya, Commies...Let US ROLL!! Hey, hey Lib'rals...what'chu really FEAR?!! Ya didn't have to be such a National Disgrace... Ya didn't have to make me put my fist in yer face. Hey, hey Lib'rals...why ya act so queer?! Folks, it's all Right...We're Voting 'Gainst Left's Fears!!
Hey, hey Networks...why you treat Right mean? Oh, oh Med'yuh, why won't you come clean?! Oh yeah. Ah yeah. Ya didn't have to slaughter children like you did... Ya didn't have to tell me "MUD, yer just a kid." Hey, hey Lib'rals...why'd ya treat Right mean?! Ya didn't have to say you'd support FELONS with Pride... Ya didn't have to tell Slick, "Left Approves ArkanCide!!" Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you treat chicks mean?! Folks, that's all Right, I'll know young Chelsea, too!!
Oh yeah, Let's ROLL!!
Ya didn't have to tell me that ya love Slick so, Ya didn't have to leave US, Lib'rals...yer Slick's HO's!! Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?! Ya didn't have to make yerselves a National Disgrace... Ya didn't have to make MUD put his fist in yer face!! Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?! Ahh but that's alright, we'll git yer Treasonous FOOL!!
Oh yeah-yo. Roll Man! ROLL!!
Hey there Lib'rals...you didn't have to crucify Truth like you did... Ya didn't have to tell MUD I was just a kid. Hey, hey Li'rals, what'chu rfeally FEAR?!! Ya didn't have to sell our NUKES to Chi-Com Scum!! We shouldn't have to deal with you TWITS...Let US ROLL!! Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you? FReepers'll Fight...I'll know HildaBeast, too.