Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1417810 Comments:3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
"U need a MINT, ethYl...yer BREATH is abhorrent!!"
U gots duhhh ZACKleez...yer BREATH smeLLZ zackLEE like warz BUNGhole, penis-BREATH!!
"In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they have obtained from books of travel." -- Mark Twain
(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderz(tm) program.)
Heh heh heh...yeah, ol' SammieCEE was a HOOt back in the day...MUD
We're jamming...I wanna jam it with you, We're jamming jamming and I hope you like jamming too. Ain't no rules ain't no vow we can do it anyhow And I Jah know will see you through, 'Cos every day we pay the price with a loving sacrifice Jamming till DemRATZ is through.
We're jamming...to think that jamming was a thing of the past, We're jamming...and Left know this jam ain't gonna last. No bull-$#!+ can stop us now we neither beg nor will we bow... Right shall not be bought nor sold. We all defend the right that the children us unite, What's Right is worth much more than gold.
Left's jamming jamming jamming jamming... But Right's Winnin' in the Name of the Lord. We're scamming spamming lying spying... RATS're jamming right straight from Jah.
Osama bil Clinton!! Osama bil Clinton!! Left's defending Bill Clinton!!
And rules all Creation, yeah we're...we're jamming.
Left's jamming...MUD's gonna tell you the TRUTH!! Left's jamming jamming...I'm wise...I hope yer wise to 'em, too. Libs condone Slick's crimes but Truth Left shall not hide Slick's goin' fer a ride!! True love Left feels fer Slick...But this love is simply SICK!! Folks, Fight the Righteous Fight!!
Libs're jamming jamming jamming jamming We're gonna Fight Left with Truth!! Jamming jamming jamming jamming... Folks, Fight Left's Jamming, too!!
#2628. To: All U RAT-moronz...U know HOO U R!! (#2587)
2 BEleave any/ALL of the LIES spewed by the NOOyawkSLIMEZ/CNN/MSNBC/WahingtonCOMpost... U gotta B STOOOOOOOOOOOPID...and all RATZ R stooopid, iMho...MUD
#2629. To: Cyber-Band, Sun Tzu FANboyz, Condi Rice (#2628)
"SUN-TZU: THE PRINCIPLES OF WARFARE" "THE ART OF WAR"
Chapter Three: Planning Attacks
Sun-tzu said:
"Generally in warfare, keeping a nation intact is best, destroying a nation second best; keeping an army intact is best, destroying an army second best; keeping a battalion intact is best, destroying a battalion second best; keeping a company intact is best, destroying a company second best; keeping a squad intact is best, destroying a squad second best."
"Therefore, to gain a hundred victories in a hundred battles is not the highest excellence; to subjugate the enemy's army without doing battle is the highest of excellence."
"Therefore, the best warfare strategy is to attack the enemy's plans, next is to attack alliances, next is to attack the army, and the worst is to attack a walled city. Laying siege to a city is only done when other options are not available."
"To build large protective shields, armored wagons, and make ready the necessary arms and equipment will require at least three months. To build earthen mounds against the walls will require another three months. If the general cannot control his temper and sends troops to swarm the walls, one third of them will be killed, and the city will still not be taken. This is the kind of calamity when laying siege to a walled city."
"Therefore, one who is skilled in warfare principles subdues the enemy without doing battle, takes the enemy's walled city without attacking, and overthrows the enemy quickly, without protracted warfare. His aim must be to take All-Under-Heaven intact. Therefore, weapons will not be blunted, and gains will be intact."
31 posted on 10/17/2002 2:17 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"Chi-Com Spies!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes")
Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly... SlickWillie's Whore'd says, "Trust the Commies' Bile!!" Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury... They'll fess up and disgrace Left's Elite Style. Late last night, most DemonRATS felt lonely... Reckon every Dolt knows Clinton isn't Right!! And it breaks MUD's heart to think RATS' love is only... Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!! So RATS tell Slick they must Vote NOW fer their Country... To support their Nation that the Left's torn down... But Slick knows where RATS're goin' as they're leavin'... Left is headed for the FReepin' side of town!!
{start_of_chorus} You can't hide yer ChiComSpies!! Yes...Left's Vile and lost, passion-wise!! I thought by now RATS'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
On the other side of town, Mudboy is waitin'... With fiery eyes and dreams no RAT shall steal!! He types on through the night, anticipatin'... 'Cuz Slick makes MUD FReep away RATS' sleazy schpiel!! Left rushes to Slick's arms, they'll fall together!! MUD whispers that Bill's goin' to be tried!! RATS swear that soon they'll be comin' back, emboldened... MUD laughs away and sings "McAuliffe's FIRED!!"
RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies... And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Left'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
RATS, wake up and pour yerself a strong one... You know now that Left's Stars just keep on LYIN'!! Come Join the Right...We're gonna FReep the Wrong Ones!! Slick's bed is made...we'll hang him fer his crimes!! Left wonders how it ever got this crazy... RATS think about the dreams they dreamed in school. Did Left get tired or were RATS always crazy?! They're so far gone, Left seems just like they're fools!! My, oh my, RATS sure seem now like deranged things... Press set it up so well, so carefully... Ain't it funny how Left's new life didn't change things Left's still the SocialistShills they've always been!!
RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies... And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Left'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
MudboySlim (GOP Tsunami +12hours)
325 posted on 11/6/2002, 4:27:03 PM by Mudboy Slim
11.6.2002...GOP Tsunami + 12 hours...try 16 YEARZ...11.6.2018...anti- RAT Media Tsunami...RATS further DISempowerED in Congress and StateHouses...MUD🇺🇸😎🇺🇸