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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
Source: war
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
Keywords: None
Views: 1417517
Comments: 3287

Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.

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#2602. To: sultan88, Landru, FBD, M. Thatcher, holdonnow (#2601)

"Heard It On Rush Limbaugh"
(To be sung to the Marshall-Tucker Band's "Heard It In A Love Song")

(Mudboy on Irish fife/whistle)

I ain't never been with a talkshow long enough...
Fer my views to take hold.
MUD's been'a DittoHead so long now, the Truth must be told.
If I ever settle down...Rush speaks my mind!!
And it's damned high time that FReepers show a li'l spine!!

Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Can't be wrong.

I'm the kinda man...likes to have his say...
Like to start FReepin' against DemLib'rals today.
Lib'rals say that they love you, even though Left don't...
Let's help Dubyuh, man...it's time, we're Right, "Let's roll!!"

Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
He's that dude who knows all!!
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Can't be wrong!!

(More Mudboy on fife...seriously...then a li'l ticklin' of the ivories)

Ain't gonna be leavin'...'til vile SlickBoy falls.
Wish y'all would come but we don't need no Poltroons taggin' along.
Yes, we'll fight back DemWhores...gonna stand against Left's Lies.
We'll stay year after year until the Left's Fear drops from yer eyes.

Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Can't be wrong.

I never had a damn thing but what I had I had to leave it behind.
You're the hardest thing I ever tried to get off my mind.
Medyuh ignores TREASON 'cuz DemSycophants LOVE Slick Will.
I was born a wrangler and a rambler and I guess I always will...

Heard it Rush Limbaugh...
Justa Lovable Fuzzball!!
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Can't be wrong!!

Work in progress...MUD

544 posted on 03/12/2003 8:21:01 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
(The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."DemonRATS LOATHE EqualJustice Fer ALL!!" )

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-08   11:41:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2603. To: All (#2602)

DemonRAT scumRATZ fightin' BACK...LOL!!

NObuddy LOVES a RAT...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-08   11:43:49 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2604. To: All (#2602) (Edited)

IntrODUsing MUDZ L8EST hareBRAINed conCOCTion...

MUDZ KarmaKultureKlub...and TacoShaQ...MUD🇺🇸😎🇺🇸

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-09   11:10:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2605. To: All phANbouyz and..or PHanGALZ of TheBard (#2554)

"Unless hours were cups of sack, and minutes capons, and clocks the tongues of bawds,
and dials the signs of leaping houses, and the blessed sun himself a fair, hot wench in flame-colored taffeta,
I see no reason why thou shouldst be so superfluous to demand the time of the day.
I wasted time and now doth time waste me."

-- William Shakespeare

(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBUILDerz program.)

'Nuff sed...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-09   11:33:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2606. To: pookie (#2591)

"Pookie's TOONS!!"


RATZ R all about TRANSferRING WEalTH from the Productive 2 TheLAZY/WHINEy/weak/FECKless RAT- minionz ...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-09   11:38:06 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2607. To: Cyber-Band, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, quidam, stand watie, Landru, jla, taxman, TrueBlackMan, Angelwood, kristinn, BufordP (#2604) (Edited)

MUDZ "KarmaKultureKlub"

Hmmm...this O.N.E.z got LEGZ...MUD

BTW...theME song?

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-09   11:42:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2608. To: All (#2607)

Chelsea RodhamHubbell Klinton is allegedLEE the STOOOPIDest woMYN in America...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-09   11:50:29 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2609. To: VA Governor Tmax MUDZ beeAHHHtch (#2519)

"Black IX"

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-09   11:55:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2610. To: A K A Stone, Mayor LeVar STONEy, STONEr the AutoMechanic, STONEy waY Rd., VICE mayOR Selena CuFFee-GlenN, ROCK hudSON (#2429)

"STOOOPID?!!"

R.U. STONE'd aGAIN?!

MORE'n'likeLEE...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-09   15:27:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2611. To: All U BERNIEbotz...marX is dead...BeRNee4GReenPARTee NomiNee4potUS (#2610)

APparentLEE, most/ALL miLLiNiummmz R brainDEAD doltz/SNOWflakez.

not ALL, tho...NOT all...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-09   15:34:35 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2612. To: Sitting Virginia Governor Terrence P. for PUNK!! MacAuliffe (#2609) (Edited)

MUDZ yer HuckleBARRY, U gutLESS CARPET-baggin' RAT- scum KlintonKrony!!

U, boUy...U R an EMbarrASSment 2 America's First--and GREATest--Dominion, T- MAC!!

TIME 2 resign...MUD

"MAC-AULIFFE!!"
(To be sung to Hank Williams, Jr.'s version of his daddy's song, "KAW- LIGA!!")

McAuliffe is a two-bit minion grovellin' fer RAT's Whores!!
He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!!
MAC- AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know...
FReepers demand answers...you gotta go!!

T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed good folks off a lot...
That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Too corrupt to ever do what's Right...
Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!

(CHORUS)
IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!!
CON- VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Slick's face is red...
McAuliffe, yer Party's good as dead!!

McAuliffe is a lowly minion...Sheeple just don't care.
His fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitors but the Voters ain't aware!!
MAC- AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!! In yer trial evidence'll grow...
Right'll make sure, then, the Sheeple know.

Then one day that Winnick shyster bought the Indian maid
And took her, oh, so far away, but young McAuliffe played

MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Punk stole from Winnick's Global Crossing...
And wishes he was still McLowlife's Scheme.

(CHORUS)
IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!!
CON- VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Left's face is red...
MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!

Mudboy Slim

"Hillary Is Political Imbecile (Limbaugh's Pop Quiz)!!"

"If you go back and look at the Clinton years, Hillary devised all the strategy that landed them in trouble with Paula Jones.
She embroiled them in all of the lawsuits. I mean, she's stupid - politically stupid! Somebody has to say it.
I mean, this speech is an example of her blowing away her Democrat rivals?
You know, if she had blown away her husband, the legacy might be different today. But she didn't."

LOL and FReegards...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-09   15:46:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2613. To: stand watie, Taxman, Coop, Twodees, Darth Sidious, EdZep, MissAmericanPie, Ragtime Cowgirl (#2609)

"The Right's Gonna Do It"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "The South's Gonna Do It")

Well, the trend with Guv'ment is goin' Right this time,
And Ol' Liddie Dole is cookin' down in Caroline!
People down in Virginny can't be still,
With Coach George Allen's kid dippin' down in Charlottesville.
People down in Texas come from near and far...
To hear Dubyuh speakin' 'cuz he's our Big Star.

So gather roun', gather roun', FLAMErs!!
Get down!! Well, just git down, FLAMErs!!
Get loud! YES...you can be loud here!
And be proud, 'cuz we're damned proud here!
So be proud you a rebel, 'cuz the Right's gonna do it again, oh, Amen!!

Ronald Reagan's chillin' on his ranch today,
He ain't gettin' credit, but he showed the way!
And with Rush Limbaugh, it's a damned good bet...
That Slick Willie Clinton ain't seen nuthin' yet!
And all the good people all 'cross Tennessee...
Are fightin' NEW State Taxes, while dissin' Gore the Tree!!

So gather roun', gather round, Christians!!
Get down!! Well, just git down, Gen-Xers!!
Get loud!!! Folks...we don't allow cowards here!
And be proud, 'cuz we're damned proud here!!
Be proud you a rebel, 'cuz the Right's gonna IMPEACH again, yes it is!!

FReegards...MUD

57 Posted on 09/26/2000 20:08:20 PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-09   15:54:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2614. To: Tumbleweed_Connection, MeekOneGOP, Ironword, ironman, MUDDOG, FISHHOG, Common Tator, KLT, FBD (#2613)

"RightWing!!"
(To be sung to Cream's "White Room")

We're the RightWing...with Black's judges...Fear Our Justice!!
Black threads beckon...we're bold patriots...fightin' Lib'rals!!
Boston Strangler...RATS' pretender...parrots Left's LIES!!
Far Right's wise...join our FReepin'...we're protectors!!

Left's faith's been misplaced...Hanoi John never shines!!
RATS are disgraced...'cuz Left's slander debunks itself!!

We say, "Tyrants shall be toppled by this Nation!!"
RATboy Willie's crime is Treason...Indict Clinton!!
Chi-Com Tyrants...bought Bill Clinton's...re-election!!
Please, John Ashcroft...convict Slick's crimes...Right is Winning!!

Dem Lib'rals are fools...Left's where Pain's dished out...
LIES fer fools...they're beholden to Guv'ment shills!!

DemRAT Party...is seditious...such a vile crowd!!
Devolution...healin' old wounds...Left is rotten!!
Guv'ment LIARS...$Trillions wasted...on the Big Lie!!
Truth's aggressive...good-bye Lib'rals...Right shall triumph!!

We'll FReep into space...sing my hopeful sounds...
Fight 'gainst RAT-power...DemonRAT dupes, FReep them to Hell!!

Mudboy Slim (05/18/2004)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-09   15:58:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2615. To: Huma Abedin Weiner phanBOYZ (#2614)

FRom what I can reCALL, HUMA has a very TIGHT, well-SHAPEd toooshEE...MUD

BTW...MUD'd nail HUMA...RIGHT!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-09   16:02:39 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2616. To: war, Willie Green, meguro, Fred Mertz, sneakypete, Biff Tannen, nolu_chan, TLBSHOW, Jhoffa_ (#2606)

BOIDZ of a feather FLOCK 2gether, RAT-troLL KlownPu$$eeez...
U know HOO U.R., don'tCHA?...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-09   16:08:20 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2617. To: goldilucky, redleghunter, hondo68 (#2616)

"Two thousand one, nine eleven"

Two thousand one, nine eleven
Three thousand plus arrive in heaven
As they pass through the gate,
Thousands more appear in wait
A bearded man with stovepipe hat
Steps forward saying, "Lets sit, lets chat"
They settle down in seats of clouds
A man named Martin shouts out proud
"I have a dream!" and once he did
The Newcomer said, "Your dream still lives."

Groups of soldiers in blue and gray
Others in khaki, and green then say
"We're from Bull Run, Yorktown, the Maine"
The Newcomer said, "You died not in vain."

From a man on sticks one could hear
"The only thing we have to fear.
The Newcomer said, "We know the rest,
Trust us sir, we've passed that test."

"Courage doesn't hide in caves
You can't bury freedom, in a grave,"
The Newcomers had heard this voice before
A distinct Yankees twang from Hyannisport shores

A silence fell within the mist
Somehow the Newcomer knew that this
Meant time had come for her to say
What was in the hearts of the five thousand plus that day

"Back on Earth, we wrote reports,
Watched our children play in sports
Worked our gardens, sang our songs
Went to church and clipped coupons
We smiled, we laughed, we cried, we fought
Unlike you, great we're not"

The tall man in the stovepipe hat
Stood and said, "Don't talk like that!
Look at your country, look and see
You died for freedom, just like me"

Then, before them all appeared a scene
Of rubbled streets and twisted beams
Death, destruction, smoke and dust
And people working just 'cause they must

Hauling ash, lifting stones,
Knee deep in hell, but not alone
"Look! Blackman, Whiteman, Brownman, Yellowman
Side by side helping their fellow man!"

So said Martin, as he watched the scene
"Even from nightmares, can be born a dream."

Down below three firemen raised
The colors high into ashen haze
The soldiers above had seen it before
On Iwo Jima back in '44

The man on sticks studied everything closely
Then shared his perceptions on what he saw mostly
"I see pain, I see tears,
I see sorrow-but I don't see fear."

"You left behind husbands and wives
Daughters and sons and so many lives
Are suffering now because of this wrong
But look very closely. You're not really gone.

All of those people, even those who've never met you
All of their lives, they'll never forget you
Don't you see what has happened?
Don't you see what you've done?
You've brought them together, together as one.

With that the man in the stovepipe hat said
"Take my hand," and from there he led
Three thousand plus heroes, Newcomers to heaven
On this day, two thousand one, nine eleven

Author Unknown
not...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-09   16:16:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2618. To: All RINO Senatorz and CongressCritterz (#2617)

YO!! RINOZ!! WeThePeople/TRUMPsterz did NOT fall 4 yer Bait&Switch, A- HOLES!!

BACK 2 the DRAWing boaRD 4 y'ALL...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-09   16:20:24 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2619. To: All LIB'ralz (#2618)

"Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")

Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!!
Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!!
Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!!
Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!

Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATS, They Love POWER!!
Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!

So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!!
Left takes more'n half of what I own...
But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!!
BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!!
Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"

Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!!
American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!!
Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!!
Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!

White RATS, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!'
Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!!
Self-reliance, they can't Stand!!
Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!!
But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...They're all Enemies of the FREE!!
Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!!
Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!!
Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Leftists home...

LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!!
Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!!
Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars...
Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say...WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!!
Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!!
Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers...first step's to VOTE Conservative...
"Let's Roll!!"

Mudboy Slim

615 posted on 9/23/2002, 1:52:03 PM by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-09   16:25:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2620. To: Badeye (#15)

ZackLEE...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-10   15:22:24 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2621. To: All (#2519)

"Black X"

"Bubba!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")

Whew...

Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?!
Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!!
Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?!
Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!

Bubba...why'd you run for president?!
Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?!
Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!!
Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!

Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry...
Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATS' nightmares come true...
FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Fools!!
Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!!
We shan't believe lies...that the Medyuh doth sing!!
Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!!
Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil,
Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATS This Fall!!

(hauntingly kewl guitar solo)

Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?!
Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?!
FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!!
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!!
Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?!
Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do...
FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!!
Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON...
Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been,
Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!!
Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie,
Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!

Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, boy, you shall fry!!

Sic Semper Tyrannis...Mudboy Slim

1 posted on 9/11/2002, 9:12:17 AM by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-10   15:31:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2622. To: All (#2621)

Stephen Colbert is a PUNK-arsed BEE-ahhhTCH!! His show is D.O.A., anyway...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-10   15:38:56 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2623. To: Cyber-Band (#2621)

"FReepers"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "FReeBird")

Left will steal, beg, or borrow...
To protect Ol' Slick Willie!!
But Bill must be travellin' on now...
'Cuz his Treason threatens our Liberty!!
If we condoned Slick's Corruption...
Country wouldn't be the same!!
Righteous must retake this World, now...
And this World shall be remade...oh-oh-oh-ah-oh-ohhhh...
And the Left shall feel our ra-a-a-age...
Lib'rals, bow yer heads in sha-a-a-a-a-ame...
Lord knows, World must cha-a-a-ange...........

[Guitar weepin']

Realize, Willie, you'll go to prison...yeah, yeah...
You're just a Tyrant, you can't change!!
Oh, please don't act like the Victim...
'Cuz Lord knows you're to blame.
Slick, if we condoned your crimes, boy...
Nation wouldn't be the same!!
So we FRee-eep fer the Truth now...
And this World we shall now change...ohh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ahhhh...
And Lib'rals we'll now de-Fame...
And the Medyuh shall be shamed!!!!!
Lord knows it shall change...
Lord, help us, we must cha-a-a-a-a-ange...
Folks, we must change...
Won't ya join the FRee-pers?!! Yeah-eah-eah!!

[Guitar Jammin' to close]

Mudboy Slim

2 posted on 9/11/2002, 9:17:05 AM by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-10   15:43:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2624. To: All hillaryBOT moRONZ (#2623)

When folks remark about the ABSOLUTE IDIOCY of ChelSEA RodhamHubbell Klinton,
at LEAST she comes from it honestLEE...Hillary is a TRU-BLU RAT-moron, too...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-10   15:48:09 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2625. To: Cyber-Band, Snow Bunny, Landru (#2621) (Edited)

"The Left's Distort"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "The Last Resort")

Bill came from Little Rock...lean, hungry, and stylin',
Where sleazy politics permeates the air.
He packed his lies and schemes like a refugee...
Went abroad to denigrate...his OWN COUNTRY!!!

Moscow was a place people were dying...
Bill endorsed their Commie ways, and how he loved Stalin!!
Left fled from everywhere, to the Soviet Lie...
Seeking meek folks to rule or a place to HIDE!!!

Back in the U.S. bars, snortin' up the good life...
Couldn't wait to tell you all...how Commies really CARE!!
He calls it Paradise, I don't know why...
Somebody laid Man's freedoms low, while the Left got high!!

Then the Bureaucrats oozed down into the District...
With their Tax'n'Spend and their STOOOPID Li'l RULES!!
Where the petty people play, hungry for power,
Mandate their evil ways, to give them things to do!!

Some rich Chinese came to rape our land, nobody stopped 'em...
Paid off a bunch of Democrats and the Media, they bought it!!
And they called it Paradise, the place to be...
Givin' up their liberties, incrementally!!

You can leave it all behind, sail to the high ground...
Like our forefathers did, two hundred years ago.
We even brought a big ol' sign, "FREEDOM is Coming!!"
We'll raze the Lib'rals burden down, bring the free man's reign!!

We will provide the grand design...
Yours is yours and mine is mine!!
We tried Left's Socialist ways for years...
It's time we end their Rule via Fear!
Left satisfies their endless needs and justifies their bloody deeds...
They claim the name of Destiny, yet insult the name of God!!

But you can see us there each Sunday mornin'...
Stand up and sing about what it's like up there!
We call it Paradise, I'll tell you why...
"GOD VALUES CHARACTER, KISS BILL GOODBYE-EYE-EYE-EYE...!"

FReegards...Mudboy Slim

396 posted on 10/15/2002, 1:00:41 PM by Mudboy Slim

Views: 513825

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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-10   15:57:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2626. To: All (#2625)

SCUMbag Slick Willie...sheeesh.

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-10   16:04:05 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2627. To: Sultan88, jla, Landru, AdSimp, KLT, snow bunny, Fall Guy, FBD, MeekOneGOP, TLBSHOW, Jethro Tull (#2409)

"Black XI"

"RightWingRager!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "My Back Pages")

ClintonCrimes fire up my peers, RATS're Vile & flighty scamps!!
Doused in bile from Network Ho's, using Rush-tapes as MUD's maps...
"We'll meet on edges, soon," said I, proud 'neath heated brow.

Ah, but MUD was so much BOLDer then,
I'm wiser than that now.

Right-whacked pro-Justice, I leap't forth, "RE-IMPEACH Slick!!" MUD screamed!!
LIES that life is BLACK and white, spoke from MUDZ skull.
MUD DREEamZ romanTIC FACTs of MUDZketEErs, foundationed dEEp, somehow...

Ah, the World was so much colder then,
WE're meltin' ICEbergs NOW!!

Slick's faces fueled MUDZ Righteous Wrath, from Clinton's Tyranny!!
MUDZ memorizing politics...RATZ RACEist history...
MUDZ power'D by LUST 4 Justice...4gotten, FOLKS, 'til NOW!!

Ah, but I was so much Older then,
MUDZ hungerin' 4 RATZ scalps!!

A self-PROfaned CONfessor's tongue, DElerious with DROOL...
Spouted out MUDZ liberty is just EQUALity 4 FOOLS!!
"Equal_"I"_ty?!" I spoke Left's word, as if a brainDEAD COW.

Ah, but I was so much bolder then,
MUDZ wiser than RATZ powER!!

In a soldier's stance, I aimed my words, at the Medyuh WHORE'd hoo preached...
Fearing not that I'd become my enemy, 'cuz it's "TheTruth" MUDboy speaks...
TRUMP's pathway's strewn with deluded JOKES, TYRANNY from stern 2 bow...

Ah, but I was so much milder then,
MUDZ wildER than that now.

Yes, my guard stood hard when abstract threats too noble to neglect
Deceived me into thinking, I had something to protect
Good v. RATZ, MUD defines the terms, quite clear, NO DOUBT, emPOWERed!!

Ah, but MUD was so much older then,
MUD's younger than that now.

Work Completed...MUD
(Commenced 11/14/2002...completed 11 May 2017)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-11   17:14:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2628. To: All U RAT-moronz...U know HOO U R!! (#2587)

2 BEleave any/ALL of the LIES spewed by the NOOyawkSLIMEZ/CNN/MSNBC/WahingtonCOMpost...
U gotta B STOOOOOOOOOOOPID...and all RATZ R stooopid, iMho...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-11   17:18:36 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2629. To: Cyber-Band, Sun Tzu FANboyz, Condi Rice (#2628)

"SUN-TZU: THE PRINCIPLES OF WARFARE"
"THE ART OF WAR"

Chapter Three: Planning Attacks

Sun-tzu said:

"Generally in warfare, keeping a nation intact is best, destroying a nation second best;
keeping an army intact is best, destroying an army second best;
keeping a battalion intact is best, destroying a battalion second best;
keeping a company intact is best, destroying a company second best;
keeping a squad intact is best, destroying a squad second best."

"Therefore, to gain a hundred victories in a hundred battles is not the highest excellence;
to subjugate the enemy's army without doing battle is the highest of excellence."

"Therefore, the best warfare strategy is to attack the enemy's plans, next is to attack alliances, next is to attack the army,
and the worst is to attack a walled city. Laying siege to a city is only done when other options are not available."

"To build large protective shields, armored wagons, and make ready the necessary arms and equipment will require at least three months.
To build earthen mounds against the walls will require another three months.
If the general cannot control his temper and sends troops to swarm the walls, one third of them will be killed,
and the city will still not be taken. This is the kind of calamity when laying siege to a walled city."

"Therefore, one who is skilled in warfare principles subdues the enemy without doing battle,
takes the enemy's walled city without attacking, and overthrows the enemy quickly, without protracted warfare.
His aim must be to take All-Under-Heaven intact. Therefore, weapons will not be blunted, and gains will be intact.
"

31 posted on 10/17/2002 2:17 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim

Still true...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-11   17:26:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2630. To: pookie (#2629)

Pookie's TOONS ROCK...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-11   17:30:03 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2631. To: All (#2630)

"Chi-Com Spies!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes")

Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly...
SlickWillie's Whore'd says, "Trust the Commies' Bile!!"
Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury...
They'll fess up and disgrace Left's Elite Style.
Late last night, most DemonRATS felt lonely...
Reckon every Dolt knows Clinton isn't Right!!
And it breaks MUD's heart to think RATS' love is only...
Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!!
So RATS tell Slick they must Vote NOW fer their Country...
To support their Nation that the Left's torn down...
But Slick knows where RATS're goin' as they're leavin'...
Left is headed for the FReepin' side of town!!

{start_of_chorus}
You can't hide yer ChiComSpies!!
Yes...Left's Vile and lost, passion-wise!!
I thought by now RATS'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!

On the other side of town, Mudboy is waitin'...
With fiery eyes and dreams no RAT shall steal!!
He types on through the night, anticipatin'...
'Cuz Slick makes MUD FReep away RATS' sleazy schpiel!!
Left rushes to Slick's arms, they'll fall together!!
MUD whispers that Bill's goin' to be tried!!
RATS swear that soon they'll be comin' back, emboldened...
MUD laughs away and sings "McAuliffe's FIRED!!"

RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies...
And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!!
I thought by now Left'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!

RATS, wake up and pour yerself a strong one...
You know now that Left's Stars just keep on LYIN'!!
Come Join the Right...We're gonna FReep the Wrong Ones!!
Slick's bed is made...we'll hang him fer his crimes!!
Left wonders how it ever got this crazy...
RATS think about the dreams they dreamed in school.
Did Left get tired or were RATS always crazy?!
They're so far gone, Left seems just like they're fools!!
My, oh my, RATS sure seem now like deranged things...
Press set it up so well, so carefully...
Ain't it funny how Left's new life didn't change things
Left's still the SocialistShills they've always been!!

RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies...
And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!!
I thought by now Left'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!

MudboySlim (GOP Tsunami +12hours)

325 posted on 11/6/2002, 4:27:03 PM by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-11   17:39:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2632. To: All VETS (#2630)

Thank YOU, VETS...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-11   17:42:37 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2633. To: All (#2631)

11.6.2002...GOP Tsunami + 12 hours...try 16 YEARZ...11.6.2018...anti- RAT Media Tsunami...RATS further DISempowerED in Congress and StateHouses...MUD🇺🇸😎🇺🇸

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-11   18:42:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2634. To: All (#2633)

Beware the IDES of May...MUD👮💂😈😎👺

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-11   18:44:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2635. To: Fred Mertz (#2)

U R packed in back A LOT, ain'tCHA, Ethyl?! War still yer BUTTbuddy, buddy?!

Lol@U...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-11   19:12:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2636. To: Mudboy Slim, Fred Mertz, party of Lindsey Graham, Ruby Giuliani, Dona Trump, Drama Queens (#2635)

The party of Mud Packers, GOP


The D&R terrorists hate us because we're free, to vote second party

"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul

Hondo68  posted on  2017-05-11   21:21:14 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2637. To: All (#2635)

Build TheWall with the DemonRATZ/RATmedia on the OTHER side...

Quite sincereLEE...MUD😎

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-12   7:25:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2638. To: hondo68 (#2636)

If U wanna save--political--SOULZ, U gotsta GO where the--political--$!nnerz R...MUD

THE GOP is a CO-Owner of the MONSTROSITY that is DeeCee...and the RATZ/RINOZ are abOUT 2 go DOWN with the proVERBial SHIP of State, iMho...MUD🇺🇸😎🇺🇸

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-12   7:31:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2639. To: All (#2638)

"Q: What is printed on the bottom of beer bottles in Minnesota?
A: Open other end."

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

NOT shore Y MinnieSODA got doinKed 4 that...LOL!!

Then again, they WERE the ONLY STATE 2 VOTE 4 Walter MONdale
in Reagan's LANDslide 1984 REelection Victory...
Sheeesh...DUMB Vikings...MUD

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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-12   15:16:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2640. To: All (#2637)

Yup...the RATZ beLOVEd EMperOR ain't wearin' NO CLOTHES...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-12   15:19:16 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2641. To: BorisY, Landru, Cyber-Band, sultan88, jla, kristinn, Buckeroo, Dukie, stand watie, dead (#2538)

"Black XII"

"Duelin' With Slick!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Duelin' Dalton")

We wuz duelin'...with Bill Clinton!!
Truth shall flow...DemRATS, be shamed!!
Slick loves money and faithless women,
PhatLewinskey soothed Slick's pain....

Come now, Bill Clinton...Let's Fulfill God's Will!!
Fool Lib'rals' Party's DEAD in FReeperville!!
MUD's voice it sings fer Justice, "Slick's a HOOD!!"
Lay down your lawbooks, Slick, yer no damn good!!
Better keep on movin', SlickBoy Willie...
MUD's yer shadow...yer MUD's BEACH!!
If yer fast and if yer lucky,
You might never see that hangin' tree!!

Well, my FRiends, spread out and FReep the Lib'rals stain!!
RATS' Medyuh's filled with fool drones...kneelin' for their King.
Folks, FReepers shall use our backs and use our brains,
Lib'rals shall go stir crazy, Lord, 'cause BigGuv'ment Shall Be Razed!!
Yes, Bill Clinton met Mudboy Slim...
Muddy sung and FReep'd, just fightin' crimes.
Then MUD laughed and sang, "Yer MUD's HO, boy!!"
And then he left that FReepin' Life behind.

Work in progress...MUD

506 posted on 12/13/2002, 10:25:01 AM by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-12   15:29:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2642. To: All (#2641)

"All Behold Slick's JusticeHour!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's version of Bob Dylan's "All Along the Watchtower")

"There must be some kinda End fer the Fear!!"
Said the Sultan to AuntB...
There's too much corruption.
I must act...I must FReep!!
Businessman, there...show some spine!!
Dubyuh, smoke my herb.
MUD shall never compromise...
SlickWillie, heed my words!!
"Fer Treason you'll be Indicted!!
Yer grief I shall evoke!!
There are RATS here amongst US...
Who fear Justice is but a joke!!
But Mudboy Slim...he's been through that...
Yes, Slick's thugs raided the MudCave!!
So let RATS stop talking falsely now...
Left's Power's all 'bout HATE!!

All Behold Slick's LustFerPower!!
Justice...we'll renew!!
While all Slick's PhatWhore's came and went...
Intern heffers...EWWW!!
SlickBoy...yer MUD's sole bitch, sir!!
Ol' Mudboy doth growl...
Butt-riders shall encroach Slick...
And Ol' Slim shall laugh and HOWL!!!!

All Behold RATS' LustFerPower!!
All Behold Left's Dyin'Power!!
All Behold Slick's JusticeHour!!!

Slick'sMud's BEEEE-ahhtch, but I'm punkin' T-Mac just fer grins...MUD

493 posted on 12/12/2002, 11:30:47 PM by Mudboy Slim

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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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